Wet wipes edish
Only the best for Welper's arse.
did yous see that video of the new Fable game?fairytale fantasy stuff, fine, but it's odd one of the Middle Ages farmer ladies calls the hero a 'wet wipe'. what does that mean, in their world...?
Get me on that fucking karaoke xxAnother cock another wokkle but always DeanoIt's like the visions of bantus seems to be trueAnother cock another wokkle but always DeanoIn the night I dream of bantus and youI take take, I take your cockIn the batty, in your dreams, a gape so trueI take take, I take your cockIn the batty, in your dreams, a gape so truehttps://youtu.be/Pav2f4b-1ZE
Made him make a trip lmao x
>death sticks lad is called 'Elon Sleazebaggano'BRAVO LUCAS.
Jar Jar Binks was the epitome of cinema.
How is this attention whore any better than the attention whore he imitates?
is avatarfagging allowed now?
>>85067374that's 4-Chan Frog, one of the officially approved characters.
>>85067339Why do you need a trip little lad?
>>85067379i think the decision is best left to someone else lad
Just shat all over the carpet i'll have to pull the red cord to get abdool to come and clean it up, after all that's what he's there for x
me? don't have the CPU for a 5-character vanity tripcode.*fires up Tripcode Explorer and generates a 3-char boyo**is grateful*
>>85067339I heard Filipino Deanos are decent on karaoke get some of them down
Not a fan of tena men I might have to go back to huggies as tena men makes my botty red and sore x
still lollin at that AI image of him skulking around with the wag in hand.hope he takes it well it's just a funny/daft image, one of those things you remember while you're in the shops and burst out laughing
mad how this children's cartoon just had lesbians(and no meaningful stakes/conflict)
Back on the huggies now abdool has just wiped my botty, he had a right go at me it not nice x
lost track of my clouds thread on /tv/ yesterdaylet's see how my '<city> is like a character in the film' thread goes x
>>85065796new darts? not seen you with black ones before.
bbc pigdin with some advice for di apus
>>85067539corrr they page be full of life teachings
mad how they renamed it from Gaim because LGBTQIABBQ+ people complained
which of these should i watch tonight, /bf/fs?
Garn get Yousef on the blower now for a webab wrap drop off and a cheeky bumsesh and that is how it should be x
it's always Yousef...when will it be time for MEsef?
shit feels the sameas it always hasalways has
fell for me doctor today
>>85067761what's he like, lad?
>>85067671that nick and norah film looks insufferable
>>85067829Richard Linklater has a lot to answer for.
>>85067782I'm hoping my cock.
>>85067703No wokkle bank antics tonight?
got that oven preheating for my meat feast 'za. shall be drizzling on some Reddit sauce shortly before it finishes cooking, i'm allowed to like whatever i want x
Just about to do some afking while I find something to watch on youtubes, what's everyone else up to?
got that window open. is there a new strain of pollen or something? eyes are in agony from that hayfever
>>85067957Get big Billy Moore on thats what I am doing
sad that it's the current year and I'm not a child anymore.
im moving to israel
>oh hello are you someone with a nonstandard sleep schedule? well, it's me, your neighbour who runs his diesel-powered hedge-trimmer at 9:03am every few days because he knows the council won't do anything about noise complaints after 9 o'clock, and who apparently has a hedge that regrows at superspeed and takes all day to trim down every fucking time.
just sad it's not the 90's. every day since the 90's has been pain because it's not the 90's/
>>850680357am is the actual cutoff.He's doing you a kindness.
>>85067908im assuming reddit sauce is onions sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN1t2BpBvewworld is grim
finding a woman under the age of 30 attractive is paedophila
This is probably the only thing she feels insecure about. A rose should not be cursed with such a big mole. I don't mind it as long as it isn't 3D.
>>85068131Why would she be insecure about that lass? And why would she care if a nobody like you cared?
is it true that women get into a relationship and then get fat
a delicious 'za with slight charring and a light sriracha swirl.how it should be x
>>85067994I've ended up with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OfjZ3ORJfc , Billy was a close second.
>>85068129I don't find most women over 25 attractive. They're not bad but then you look at an consenting aged girl and it's a no brainer what most men prefer.
>>85068161Thumbnail reminds me of a mole.
Why don't women like effeminate bitch babby men?
I'm in serious shit, me battys not stuffedIf I'm asking for cock, it's only becauseBeing with you has opened my arseYou're seven inches in, yet only half mast?I keep spreading myself, wondering howI keep winking my eye, my bum turned inside outWanna fly to a place where it's hung lads and meWelp Welperstyle, so I can hop on their meat(Welp Welperstyle, so I can hop on their meat)All the Bantu knobs, all the Bantu knobsIn me arse and gob, In me arse and gobIn me arse and gobAll the Bantu knobs, all the Bantu knobsIn me arse and gob, In me arse and gobIn me arse and gobThis is not enough (FUARK, FUARK)This is not enough (All the Bantu knobs, all the Bantu knobs)https://youtu.be/8mGBaXPlri8
He's actually as bad if not worse than the tripfag he thinks he's better than
>>85068157It's just a little big and she normally only wears big dresses and long tops. I am glad I have only a few small moles myself.
>>85068191>You're seven inches in, yet only half mast?Screaming haha
>>85068161Look lush mate, enjoy.
GNU/Linux for females in swimsuits (non-sexual positions/settings).
Mum took me to Burger King again. Thanks mum. I had a triple whopper XL with double fries oh it was lush let me tell you.
GNU/Linux because AI raised all the hardware prices. Fuck Windows. Fuck AI.
Sean's tight pink arse ready to receive a BBC
>>85068302are you 12 yrs old?
Working is for people that can get sex and relationships. I am not destined to get that nature pleasure so I will not be working...ever. I am a dosser loser raking in that bennies/disabilitybuxx but I'd feel like a sucker if I worked and didn't get to have sex. Not getting a sex life is a genuine mental disability imo - it causes other mental health issues like depression and suicidal thoughts on a daily basis. I have a genuine disability.
>>85068498>I have a genuine disabilityAre you diagnosed?
>>85068525No but I am definitely very depressed most days.
>>85068436Quite a lot older than that de lad
>>85068543Not possible to get bennies without a diagnosis
>>85068558False, LCWRA, enhanced daily living and normal mobility for me. No diagnosis as of yet, not that I've been given anyway.
tfw no one has ever sexually assaulted me
>>85068641so was it violent rather than sexual?
Garn get in that hot steamy shower now with Deano x
Racist homophobe attention whore tripcunt replaces racist homophobe attention whore tripcunt pottery
>>85068119It was only abandoned a few years ago, they built a new leisure center down the road from that one for the commonwealth games. Think the land has been sold now they'll probably put houses on it
>>85068763Instead of shitting up the thread with spam, like him.
Bastard free P&P got me.
>>85068790I want the moron that lacks any awareness to know because he clearly can't see it or work it out for himself
>>85067671Kids is very fucked.
me? i know about hidings and filters.i opt not to rely on them. it's like spell check or looking at the keyboard instead of touvh typing.
>>85068983Do you not have a ad blocker and have a CTR telly with just 3 channels?
>>85068018https://youtu.be/Fo7Fx7ZWSQk
>>85068072https://youtu.be/gROvtZw0mz0
Can someone please do a final confirmation for me - did the Norwegians riot after the world cup result like the Moroccans did?
>>85069045Nah cos Norwegians aren't ooga boogas
>>85069045Can you just confirm for me how many Moroccans you have confronted about the behaviour of their countrymen since said incident??
Fresh nappy on nows for bed xMe and Deano are going to watch Twilight x
Wish I had a girlfriend who would hold my hand
>>85069033i just block the ads with my eyes, it's not like you can censor adverts out on the street.that, and uBlock Origin x
starting to hate meta-nostalgia, or whatever you'd call it (someone has probably coined a catchy term).i can (and do) just rewatch The Simpsons and listen to Linkin Park. it's actually cool as hell they aren't gone and haven't been changed/altered, everything is more accessible than it's ever been.>abloobloo but it was the FEELING of coming home from school and seeing the BBC2 logo, not knowing which Simpsons episode it would be!
He bases his life around cartoons and shit bands like the grim waste of life he is
>>85069162You know by reading a web page with an ad blocker directly effects those of us that read the same web page without an ad blocker
>>85069212this is like going after shoplifters in case supermarkets increase their prices to account for shoplifters, instead of supermarkets who do the increasing.at any rate, it's web standards. they used to go on about the open web and all that, go scroll a Facebook page logged out. that is insanely more pernicious than an actual pop-up back in the day, YouTube videos have audio-video ads that are worse than flashing banners, etc etc. sort of thing standards bodies were trying to avoid on a technical level, if your client implements the rules the advertising companies will come up with a workaround.
I pity little lad, tried it on with runescapelad, dartslad, pokemonlad, failed trying to impersonate the weird hhl gay poster, now hes back seething regulars. You genuinely need help mate.
>>85069259No it was like the argument you made for lads that use a filter. You talk shit lad
>>85069188I miss being a child because I wasn't old and lonely and living in the worst decade yet. It's not about the stuff.
>>85069263Why are you brown nosing personalities lad we don't want them here
>weSpeak for yourself please, not me x
>>85069188Not going to pretend I don't have feelings because you say it's cringe big man. Was it allowed by you to have feelings until it according to you became a trend and therefore became cringe that you hate? Nice meta posting about meta nostalgia btw. Double meta.
had too much bread.need to replenish my senna supplies, don't i? (soz if tmi.)
UPDATE nostalgia and missing your childhood is now banned. Just be grateful your favourite cartoon is now on Netflix that's all that matters.
what's the current status of those cloud gayman services where a better computer streams the game to you in real time, anyway?i remember they tried a few, did they ever iron.out the kinks?
mind you, there are some good fan edits on Myspleen.
>>85069263>>85066285He got really upset when THAT image was posted earlier on this afternoon so that is probably why.
could order more senna online. might even have to, let's just say there'll be opioids on the go sooner rather than later <3
call it 'the crack', all the craiclads come after you.call it 'thr craic', all the cracklads come after you.you can't win.
It HIM my NEMESIS
any of those Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles games worth playing?
>>85069369I didn't even have a good childhood. I just didn't have twenty years of wear on everything, and wasn't living in a pile of shit.
i invented considering that we see the same colours in different ways.not sure what to do with all the royalties. lost most of them for saying 'we might live in a VR simulation' anyway.
>>85069394Forsooth, I never posted that image
Who tf is craig
Welper twelves cocks deep when suddenly a Latvian sex trafficker snatches him from the wokkle bank
>>85069484man who says forsooth
>>85069484He doxxed little lad this afternoon, tbqh I thought he was a bit off but it seems like he is a good lad after all.
helperlad has got some competition out there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1mvKa5g6CA
>>85069525why you lying about evverything?
Grown men and their online theatrics, drama and dollies
>>85069553Where have I lied you can still see the post in the last thread?
ITT meta ledditors
now that i have my PIP, i am looking to making some food purchases.any recommendations?
>>85069643>any recommendations?Corndogs?
Quiet one now with Deano. It'll be better when I'm at the wokkle bank with one-eyed Ali and Choccy Deano tomorrow and that is how it should be x
WHEEEEE!!! WHEEEEE!!!
>>85069672a classic image, that! brought a smile to my face :)what even are corndogs? they just SOUND appealing, but like something you can only get in America.
>>85069643>any recommendations?Yeah don't ask Gay eye.
i am the most boring man in britfeel
>>85069612Fake Craig. He didn't say Forsooth.
>>85069745still not seeing this berry in the Obsidian Flames one tbqh.
>>85069718i assume it's a sausage coated in corn?Y tho?
A corn dog (also spelled corndog and also known by several other names) is a hot dog sausage on a stick that has been coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter and deep fried.Ayy I was right.Also, this is just Americans pretending they invented the battered sausage.
>>85069768might be nice. like when you get those corn tortilla wraps. personally prefer brown bread to white bread, but i cooked picrel into fresh pseudoritos once and ohmydays
>>85069753Save up some money, then you can be the most boring man at a cardshow convention. We're all going (please see T&C's as the amount of people may rapidly drop to just me).>>85069763Nowt on there, I checked, even in the shiny bits.
>>85069689Is there any more substance to your "gimmick" of the lad you bravely bullied from behind your keyboard does gay sex or is that it?
imagine if they added a retreat mechanic to the actual Pokemon games.not just some move that lets you run away, but monsters that just run away.imagine.
>>85069763It's off it's tits, prolly sulking now so not giving me answers.
>>85069810>cardshowdid you mean car show?
>>85069844>Pidgey famously makes background cameos in the art of two other Pokemon's cards>famouslyoh aye, the Pokemon community notoriously mention these frequently
>>85069763And this, AI chatting pure shite tonight pal.
>>85069879don't eat that tin!it is fill of PSYCHIC
>>85069889Looks like the eye of horus.Also, found a new card I want. That's proper badarse that is, and meowth on as well as pidgey.Popping it on the bennies day wishlist.
picrel = the only suspicious food i need x
>>85069689Does Deano know you're seeing them two little lid or are we keeping it private
>>85069905>not planting them
>>85069900do Machokes have willies?is the clothing part of their skin?
>>85069920Dunno, never heard of it before. I'd ask google but it's having a strop on.
Welper being caught by Steve wearing a full latex gimp outfit behind the B&M bike sheds
>let's set our sci-fi programme in the near future.>not TOO far... let's say 10 years, 2020. >it's not like there'll be any sweeping societal changes in the year 2020.
>>85069859Probably, like top trumps stuff? They had sports cards, all sorts of things, you'll love it.
>>85070114i would actually enjoy that
might get into collecting porcelain dolls. they look a bit creepy AND i have no interest in them.would be conquering two complexes at once.
>>85070132I'll pop you on the RSVP list, tickets weren't too pricey either. Got early entrance so didn't have to queue.
No matter what Deano thinks my batty is gaped for all but not right now as I'm garn bedinghams x
remember me and mate A once snuck into this afterparty at an anime convention. didn't have the armbands, we just played it cool and got in past the security.it might not be the most exciting anecdote to read. but it is MY anecdote that i lived.
might actually start going outside some more. what's it like nowadays?i live in a high-crime area but not with much evil forrens taking over. definitely noticed more trans people but it's still the crime that bothers me.
>>85070163Do it, pop them in your bedroom on a shelf looking over your bed.
that's it, i am taking my two emergency sennas. can't go on with my b*wels in this state ;_;
Most of the way through reading The Odyssey now. It is better than the Iliad. Had some ice cream and milk to round off the calories. Corrr. Was on vidya for so long that I forgot to eat.
Not long till holiday 2.0, 10 more sleeps (just stopping at muh mum's looking after the pooch). 11 more sleeps till bennies day as well, woohoo.
Apologies, wrong thread.
>>85070348I did that the other night, in another thread, played a choon for the lads.
CBA fannying around, so pop this in the ole Youtube, 75 Hacks Chefs Actually Use. Got some good stuff, but drags on. I'm going to watch some tomorrow, as it's bedtime now methinks.
Helper getting mugged at knifepoint for his little tikes scooter by a white British male
>>85070313You need to get on the prunes mate they make you shit through the eye of a needle
>big spider hiding under bath mat>it's also a fast ladnopenopenope
UPDATE:just did a wee with the lights off. can't see the spider, couldn't feel it crawl on my socks or leg, it no longer exists x
A bit chilly and windy out there lads I had to close the window, just thought I'd let you lot know
think we might garn that lad's window when he opens it again.
about to risk another wee.
