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what's that moment that makes you instantly die of cringe when you think about how you acted?

>be kissing gurl
>mention how I love her lips
>"oh anon, that's a bit too cliche for me"
>strike 1, but still going well
>keep kissing
>for some reason, make some random quip related to garbage
>start autistically clarifying
>she makes an awkward face while saying it was random
>strike status: nuclear
>get ghosted after the date

i fucking deserved that shit and i'll never live it down. i have no idea what unholy entity prompted me to say such stupid shit. it was an open fucking goal and I still missed.
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>>85083928
>"oh anon, that's a bit too cliche for me"
Higher than thou whore tier shit.
Huge redflag off that alone.

Sure, you shouldn't have started being autistic and just raped the bitch instead, but still, not your fault on that one.
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>>85083928
Holy autism. How did you even get to the kissing stage in the first place?
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>>85083928
>ask girl to kiss her
>laughs awkwardly and says shes probably bad at it
>kiss her anyways, cause that wasnt a no, right??
>miss her lips cause its dark
>she ends up awkwardly apologizing, thinking (or pretending) it was her that missed
>dont correct her, wanna die inside
>weirdly enough, she doesnt blow me off after that
>keep seeing each other for like three days
>kiss her again, for real this time
>tell her i love her, because holy fuck ive never gotten that far in my life??
>tells me *dont say that*
>ask why not
>she says *idk..just dont. you probably dont mean it.*
>oh, okay.
>go home
>ghosted after that
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>>85083928
Do you want to marry a girl that kisses someone then ghosts them the next day? She's a whore. Find a virgin. Otherwise, you might as well be spending that date money on prostitutes, it's the same thing
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she was a basic bitch

if you have to mask if was doomed anyway lmao

if a girl likes you she'll experience being slapped around and pissing in her mouth as a fantastic experience lol

their judgment is meaningless
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>>85083928
No girl has ever shown interest in me enough for me to fumble, or at least if they have I never noticed
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come on anons, lets cringe together :))))

>>85084136
>Huge redflag off that alone
she has some flags, but i'm not in a position to demand everything be perfect and they werent dealbreakers for me

>>85084179
kek, luck i guess

>>85084183
shit, my brother in autism. head up, we will all make it one day.



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