>>85092371
I don't think millennial women are on r9k lol.

>>85092371
Why over 30? How long is a little bit?

>>85092373
they used to be
>>85092377
>Why over 30
it's my personal preference
>How long is a little bit?
until she gets tired of me

You're not finding this. Especially not on 4chan. The rare biological women here are much younger and only here because they're bored, boring empty shells

>>85092409
i know that all too well, unfortunately

>>85092371
The oldest I've ever added from here was 29. But I have seen a few on board claiming to be atleast 34 so they exist... maybe.

>>85092454
my guess is they exist but they are ashamed of making themselves seen for whatever reason. i'd like to make a woman like that who feels completely hopeless about life feel loved, wanted and validated instead

>>85092373
i am living proof against this claim

>>85092548
would you like to talk to me for a little while

>>85092548
Look OP there she is, attack!

>>85092567
no response, maybe i wasn't convincing enough

>>85092716
Eh, she'll be back.

here's a pic if it makes any difference
https://files.catbox.moe/o6yehl.jpg

>>85092779
Your height? lol

>>85092785
under 6 foot if that's what you wanted to know

>>85092499
>but they are ashamed of making themselves seen for whatever reason

Maybe because the board is hostile AF to us lol

>>85093278
what if i wanted to make you feel like the most special woman in the world instead

>>85093294
imagine thinking that kinda shid still works on 30+ cynicalmaxxed femcels lol

>>85093386
it may be difficult to break through their layer of cynicism, but not impossible. i'd be patient and understanding and militantly keep at it until my love was able to get through to her

>>85092836
You look like 5'5

>>85093417
this aint the middle ages anymore in 2026 this will just make everyone think youre a simp

>>85093434
spot on. i'm impressed you were able to tell just from one picture
>>85093440
why would i be concerned with other people's thoughts, at all?

>>85093460
you may not be concerned but women generally are and they listen to their female friends opinions more than to reason

>>85093490
in that case i'd have to stop and ask myself: do i really want to date a woman who would be more eager to listen to her friends than her partner?

>>85093503
the only women that listen more to her partner than to her friends have BPD

>>85093518
BPD is a small price to pay for obsessive, codependent love

>>85093524
>want to pretend to be my girlfriend for a little bit
if you want something short lived that will ends with a big bang its indeed ideal

>>85093557
i do crave intense emotions and high neuroticism

>>85092779
Damn OP, I came back to this thread to see how your quest was going. Your my height but you mog the shit out of my boney ass. I'm kinda jealous. If I can pull women off here surely you can.

>>85093584
>If I can pull women off here surely you can.
How?

>>85093594
nta but pretend to be interesting the eternally bored women on this board love that

>>85093584
thank you. i understand i'm limiting myself by going after that specific age range, but i can't help what i like at the end of the day

>>85093594
OP makes it obvious youre not exactly a volcel so if you were truly interesting you wouldnt be here no offense but what women consider interesting tends to be very shallow like faking a struggle with drug addiction and willing to talk about your weakness is already good enough for most so thats my advice anyway to get them hooked or trigger motherly instincts good luck opie

>>85093862
this is sound advice, i appreciate it

i'm still upset at myself because i had this and i threw it all away

>>85094436
What happened anon? (nt original)

>>85094789
used to know the sweetest, kindest, most empathetic woman in her 30s i ever met in my life (we met on this board) sadly, she had deep ties to her mormon family that she couldn't shake off and they pushed her away from me. i wish i could've manned up and saved her from that environment. i'll never meet someone like her again. i loved her so much and we spent so much time together.

>pretend to be my girlfriend
wakes you up at 03:00
My back hurts :( get me some painkillers

>>85095028
how about a massage to go along with them :)

>>85095045
Babe I need to talk about things that happened 18 years ago and it's totally pointless and inconsequential, but I'm not gonna finish until like 05:00, k?

>>85095062
my ears are all perked up and i'm ready to listen to stories from your 2008 myspace scene girl days for hours

>>85095078
No babe
I was bullied in school and it was sooooo bad and bad and stuff. You think she was prettier than me? And then there was the guys and my dad abused me too. What do you think about that? and I know I told you it in detail just before we went to bed I know you got insomnia and stuff, but I feel like I have to say it out all again

>>85095121
no one is ever going to bully you ever again now that you're with me. i'd never let your dad lay a hand on you, either. you can rest your head on my chest and cry for as much as you need to until you feel better. i'll be here for you all night if i have to. you're way more important to me than sleep could ever be.

tfw no pretend older girlfriend

even just having an older woman to sparsely text throughout the day would feel nice. no pressure. no strings attached. i'd only like to know that someone is there for me at the end of the day

oh well, i need to make these threads more eye-catching to older women

maybe there really aren't any left on the board