Welcome to London edition
Getting the brasseries in for tonight. Might as well it Thursday x
The fuck is the point of toiling for scraps when women like this exist? Perfect angels, sculpted to be the desire of every person of the opposite sex forever. Money thrown at them just for existing. Meanwhile normal guys like me have to be condemned to misery and we're told to be grateful for it. No love, no friends, no money, no meaningful jobs, no fun, no attention, no adoration.
Fucking pathetic, but even more given you know that Davey (whose party went to court to ban English flag display) would squirm and scowl if a government minister ever made a statement as uncontroversial as "the Falklands are forever British and will never belong to Argentina."
Ricky Gervais isn't afraid to say what we're all thinking.
The NEET catchers are about, watch your backs lads, you'll be sent to the breeding pits!
Just called a window cleaner a retard because he wouldn't even let me close the window before he started spraying shit through it.
>>85092994Yeah I mean that's pretty fucking retarded. Was he wearing an England shirt?
>>85092994should have given him a cheeky push lad x
Displaying tiktok mannerisms in public should get you thrown in a labour camp
>>85092994They are all thick as shit ladAct like they are doing a skilled trade and somehow are always "too busy" to do their runs
being in public is a TikTok mannerism
>>85093027When i come to power im throwing every tiktok user directly into the sea
>>85093035Skilled trade means nothing in boriswave Britain, lad. You have individual Dominos franchises sponsoring dozens of 'skilled' workers. To the government, 'skilled' just means you have a pulse. This is the official list, and covers just about 98.79% of all jobs in the fucking country:https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/skilled-worker-visa-eligible-occupations/skilled-worker-visa-eligible-occupations-and-codes
>>85092951Getting a bag in as well?
Being over 30 and sprogless should get you thrown in a labour camp
>>85092935Gervais really is an unsufferable cunt nowadays. It's clear to me that Merchant is the much better writer as his solo output has been leagues ahead of Gervais'.
>>85093081You first then big man x
>>85093102Im 21, lad
>>85093108Tick tock big man, tick tock, best get on that right away yeah x
>>85092951Last time you had sex with a woman big man?
Been thinking about singing this to Deano tonight classic karaoke style xYou were Deano you were throwing pebblesAnd my daddy said "Stay away from WelperLad"And I was crying in my boxroomBegging you "Please don't go" and I saidDeano take me somewhere we can be aloneI'll be gaping all there's left to do is spunkYou'll be the prince and I'll be the princessIt's a love story Deano just say "Yes"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E
going to make a frappe.my coffee my choice x
>>85093177When did you last have sex with anyone, champ?
not having sex doesn't make you any less of a person.
or maybe it does, i dunno. there's like a healthy 'ego boost' afterglow, lasts for a few weeks per sex. i miss that more than the actual deed.
i have a dark sense of humour because of my autism
I'm pondering
Factorio? Completed it mate.nah bollocks the factory must grow, and grow it will
>dude sex>the afterglow dude...
>x>babes>big man>little man>seether>melty>cooorrrr>batty>wokkles>bennies>neet>lads>deano>sex>foids>oh aye>autism>mong>sprog(less)
>Being over 30 and sprogless should get you thrown in a labour campUnironically though
>>85093273>>babeslol gonna start saying this x
>Un*ronically
>>85093305If anyone said that irl I reckon I'd spark 'em out there and then
Triggered I take it lol
>>85093319what if we are?you're not one of those ASDoids who 'doesn't get offended' then is highly sensitive to things, right...?
LADS LADS i have had my frappe and omd i am BOUNCIN
So you can't generate a single image for free anymore on Grok now? The fuck?
Disabled man from sunderland who is heavily into noncing
>>85093333FUCKING CHECKED AND SIPPED DE LEEED
Big man says he'd spark out a stranger in public for saying the wrong words in earshot. Has never had a girlfriend.
>>85093351True. Was seeing this girl but then she said 'unironically'. The rest is history.
>>85093351Ha ha little lad would get decked by my son
>>85093351Oh yeah and when was the last gf you had mate?
>>85093351>>85093357bit of a melty de lid? 'fraid to get sparked de lid?
Dude when you have SEX (ive done it ;)) theres like... an afterglow dude... has anyone ever thought of this before or expressed this before me?
>>85093351Coorrr you sound well tough instead there lad x bet you're a top shagger too x lush x
>>85093336can't do anything in it, me.i remember thinking the FSF were a bit para with all that 'walled gardens' stuff, who would use such an internet? turns out they were right (and also, everyone)
/britfeel/ aka meltdown central
>>85093365I had sex with my wife earlier today. She took a day off from work and I wfh and I took an early lunch and shagged her rotten, hot and sweaty, baby oil all over her arse, hand around her neck, thumb sneaking its way into her butt. I can confirm that there is indeed an afterglow and its fucking LUSH.
>>85093381oh my gosh that does indeed sound pleasant1. are yous in love?2. her thoughts on the word 'unironically'?
I am the sexman of britfeel. You lads probably haven't been around like me (mid 30s, on benefits, no sprogs) so I'll let you in on a few tricks of the trade he he.
>>85093393Very much in love, and I haven't asked her but I would guess she's rather ambivalent towards it.
>>85093406she sounds like a keeper x
>>85093393Phwoar wouldn't mind putting my cartridge in that slot if you know what i mean
>>85093381That's cool lid how many little nippers have resulted from these sexual romps probably a lot?
>>85093432One so far, but the plan is for another relatively soon. Stopping at two, one is enough for me desu but she wants two so whatever. Definitely not three.
>>85093381Love the 'baby oil all over her arse' bit, I do that too. Just keep spraying it while her cheeks are thwacking into me. Drives her wild.
>>85093177Sing it louder for us lonely lids at the back
Shippy was sprogpilled to the max. Probably the most based man to ever walk the halls of britfeel. We don't need to talk about THAT or THAT. Nobody's perfect.
oh god i am so thick. the Ghost enemy in this game isn't a little turtle thing AT ALL
>>85093446I got two and it's definitely enough for me, sometimes wish I had stopped at one but I have to save the white race.
>>85093446Nice one lad better than most of the clowns here x
>>85093381Why would you put your thumb into a tube full of shit exactly? Is this what excites normies sexually?
It's all about Klaus
>>85093485it's about power
Fail normie ahh general
Getting a bit wipsy at the wokkle bank karaoke nows xFreeze, I'm Welp Welper!Put your knob in me arse, gimme all your cummiesThis is the story of Welp WelperThe queerest lad from old Sunderland townHe was the queerest lad, in old Sunderland townHe was the queerest lad, his pants always pulled downHe had no shame at all, no, no, no shame at allHe was the queerest lad, oh, he was really bentHe left his Deano's flat, anus can't pay the rentHe took his Bantus along 'cause they were thick and strongWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, he made Ahmed cumWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, Used condoms in bumWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, his batty unquenchedWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, his Huggies kick up a stenchhttps://youtu.be/f3XcNskAxp0
>>85093491Always has been lid how new
Sneaking my thumb up Klaus Schwab's butt during sex x
>>85093488THE POWER OF VOODOO
>>85093288Been on that babes grind for a while when addressing a big man
>>85093491Wow, what a staggering observation! I, too, arrived here in the last three months!
me? i only get off to ABnormal things, like anime drawings.
there is no need for violents
could do with a cuppa
>>85093496Karaoke isn't what it used to be, I remember going to many karaoke nights in the late noughties, you don't see them anymore really... feeling old now...
>>85093453Aye, it's lush, love me some big cheeks fwap fwap fwapping back on me.>>85093472Doing your part lad>>85093474Most lads here have time, it's the ones who have convinced themselves that their lives are over at 22 who are fucked.>>85093485You know that average people with healthy diets don't just constantly have ragged turds pushing at their sphincter 24/7, right lad? You can slip an oiled thumb up a girl's arse for a few minutes without getting it covered in shit. You'll find that out when you get a girl, I believe in you.
>>85093305>>Un*ronicallyYou're not one of the cool 4chan kids mate, shame on you.
>You can slip an oiled thumb up a girl's arse for a few minutes without getting it covered in shit. You'll find that out when you get a girl, I believe in you.
>>85093548>You're not one of the cool 4chan kids i accept this but i have made it my mission to end all irony, rendering the word unnecessary(not saying i'm not a hypocrite, mind--i fully anticipate an 'end of Terminator 2' type situation when all is said and done)
marriedanon what do you do when yous want different foods for a meal, or to have dinner at different times?
>>85093585Not really a problem for us, we have normal weekday meals and then maybe something a bit nicer on weekends, but neither of us really care what we eat. If either of us have a craving for something in particular we'll have that. I know some people get crazy over what they eat but it's just not a thing for us.
i have had too much bread and it is not comfy.
My lass cannot cook but she can put together a salad and that will do for me in this heat.
sticking my small cock down izzy balmer's throat
>>85093630I'm about to start cooking some burgers from scratch. It's gonna be a scorcher.
What about you othermarriedlad? You generally get on well with you missus?
>>85093641how are you doing them burgers?
i could have been married by now but it's my choice that i'm not.
My burger recipe:>beef mince>one egg>one onion very finely diced>aromat>salt>pepper>maybe a sprinkling of breadcrumbs if it needs a touch more bulking outAbsolutely fucking lush, nothing too fancy let the meat do most of the work.
>>85093655600g beef and pork mince (cooking for 4), panko bread, two eggs, splash of maple syrup. 80g per patty, slap a cheddar slice on each once they're nearly done so it melts on the meat. Sometimes (probably not today, cba) caramelised onion on top. Sauces as per people's preferences. It's lush lad. I'd invite the /britfeel/ lads round sometime but there's too many seethers.
avin a choc iceany choc ice man in
>>85093668Nice and simple lad. I'd definitely recommend breadcrumbs (honestly the panko ones are brilliant, I get them from a Korean shop near here).
Imagine saving your edgy memes from when you were a 90s kid and showing them to your children when they're old enough. Wonder what the reaction would be?
>>85093496You've been keeping them bumseshs a bit too private recently for my liking little lad
>Look at dads edgy memes he posted when his was our age. He was wild. Why does he keep them though?
One mong spouting his 'loads of married lads here' gimmick from his lonely boxroom again lmao sad sad sad
breadcrumbs, Japan are actually sugoi. can't believe i didn't accept that for so long, they are LUSH
>24FSounds like a good fit for one of you spastics
>>85093719Good lord you're a grim bore lad. Not to worry, I'm sure you'll find a nice woman at some point and mellow out.
He's an avid reader of Leddit and we are the spastics?
>>85093245new thread avatar landed
>>85093738>avidliterally one screenshot, but you do you x
>>85093749Leddit, not even once. But you do you, babes x
>>85093727i just find nail clippings viscerally unwomfy so YesYoureAnAsshole, lady.HOWEVER i can relate because my mam threw out my old Pokemon: The First Movie popcorn bucket i used to collect coins in. just because it was broken and i was 30 years old, baka
>>85093738>LedditWhat are you - 12?
>>85093738True, it sad.
>>85093752>LedditYou realise this makes you sound like a midwit, right?
>>85093758Do you want me to advertise, big man?
BRB OFF TO AVID LEDDITLATER SHITLORDS
>>85093769>You realise this makes you sound like a midwit, right?See >>85093770
>>85093781Have fun, my love to you and your partner x
>>85093770I'd like you to stop saying Leddit, if you please. For your own good. You're better than that.
>>85093792sad-face.png
>>85093793Will Weddit do to be in keeping with our HHL?
Reddit didn't exist when we were 12.
>>85093832>Reddit didn't exist when we were 12.B...b...b >Weddit spacing
>face>height>physique>money>status>personalityin that order, ladsthat's all there is to it
>>85093842nuh uh.as an ACTUAL oldie, you can see my experingments from last year in the 'chives, where i gave Gaia Online a fair try.it's just a strange place. it's nice they're happy, i suppose.
>>85093842The image that oneshotted a generation of annoying cunts
those zoomers have crept in their Twitter 'ironic' 'shitposting' through the back doorat least the ^___^ Gaia lot were HONEST
anyway re: Reddit i dunno, it's just a big collection of message boards, there are bound to be good ones.but damn i really hate voting systems and nested comments. you actually cannot have a discussion in that format, every individual user is reading stuff in a different order.
>>85093842funfact: I started "reddit spacing", and I started it because I was using reddit a lot at the time, and I noticed that this was a thing reddit posters did. Also, I was largely just trying to wind people up. Website wars are retarded. You can use the entire internet.
overall i'm just glad Something Awful's weird American payment system rejected my card, and then i got a fraud warning from my bank.lurking that site here and there it REALLY went downhill and i'm glad i'm here instead. i love you daft lot <3
>>85093908it's not really a social space. It's like hanging out on Yahoo Answers or something (remember that one?).If you try to actually have conversations with people on Reddit, they get angry at you.
Reddit spacing as an accusation is retarded because properly constructed prose has natural line breaks. 4chan just stretches out what would otherwise be short paragraphs into single lines purely because of how posts are formatted.Anyone posting walls of text are subgroid mongs. Line spaces are good and you should use them.
>>85093920corrr Yahoo Answers. even the meme/babby pages aside, it was so funny just seeing all the nonsense people used it for. i suppose that is Reddit now, and Reddit was sometimes useful if you found a Google result where someone ELSE had the same problem as you. it's like it just replaced forums as a whole.(Stack Overflow lads are still the best)>If you try to actually have conversations with people on Reddit, they get angry at you.not rite, this. even if it's 'off topic' they always do jokes, a one-line reference o a Marvel film or something. so THAT'S fine...??
>>85093487You vill buy ze pidza and yu vill love eet
>>85093940yeah it's just paragraphs. it's what you'd do in email or any other plaintext thing, same with using maymay arrows for quoting.for me it's using *this* and _this_ for emphasis. that was completely normal once, even here, but now it's Markdown so young people associate it with Reddit. sometimes it really just isn't worth the fuss ;_;
>>85093959dunno who this is but he looks like some mad Jedi.wouldn't mind a slice from the Jedi pizza man, honestly.
People don't know how much of chan culture is just me, because I've been sitting here all day, every day, for about 20 years, since I don't work or have any friends, and if you just force something enough other people start saying it.So much of what people think is the site's culture is just my mania, or me seeing how far I can push an idea because it's funny.I started the whole "YES" meme too. I got to a point where I decided whenever someone called me a racist or any kind of name I would just say "yes", and see what happened. Turned out they don't really have a retort to that.I started Star Wars prequel revisionism, just for a laugh. I haven't even seen those films since they came out.I *may* have been the one who brought flat earth back to prominence, and I definitely started "space isn't real", and "birds aren't real".I'm basically the Joker. No one understands.
>>85093953Yeah, Reddit is all about snarky retorts like everyone is in a Marvel movie, but if you just try to have an actual conversation with someone they get so pissy about it.
Mr Stiffy
maybe i am just old. when i turned 18 and began my three years of lurking, i picked up irony very quickly. by the time i graduated to posting, i could iron with the best of them x
>get called to work because some retard did came in today>commute to work>get called back home because the guy came in five minutes after I got a callI WAS HAVING A GREAT DREAM ABOUT TO NUT INSIDE SOME DREAM PUSSY FUCK YOU CUNTS
mind you, i don't get to decide your life.i have made some poor decision, so a better role model would be someone like the footballer Marcus Rashford or the scientist Richard Dawkins
>>85093805Yeah, that's at least bearable. Crack on, sir.
Don't watch my language
>>85094046oh no. you can't even INTEND those kind of dreams.was there a narrative to it? or was it just right into the sex stuff?
>>85094058I want to wash your tongue with mine, and soap
>>85094062If there was a plot I've long forgotten it, I just remember the physical feeling of being balls deep into dream pussy and feeling restricted while at it. I also remember never being able to actually finished, regardless of how hard I tried to.
>>85093832>Reddit didn't exist when we were 12.>2005That would make you - what - born in 1992 ish, which makes you*does sums*[IRONIC REDDIT SPACING.LOL]about 33 or so, unc.
>>85093573> it my mission to end all irony,Good lad. Irony-poisoned mongs are rampant these days
>>85094082nice sums, lad! there is a flaw in your logic, but this troper believes that's an exercise best left to the reader x
Hate irony so much me. That's why over half my posts will contain some razor sharp ironic humour. Siobhan? How do you say that see ban? LOL! Only insiders will get it! (I know the answer, but I'm pretending I don't, for meta irony which I HATE but ironically) (it's different when I do it because it's smart and complex)
>>85094062>was there a narrative to it? or was it just right into the sex stuff?he asks, masturbating
need to know what Chika thinks of the Odyssey film, stat.
>>85094096I will sit here the entire evening and wonder what my flaw is, but I respect the game. God speed, sir.
>>850941075 out of 7 overallCheers
>>85094116thanks bonny lad x
>>85092957no point, eh?you know what to do
middle disturbing to see this become a thing
>>85094145>you know what to dowhat
>>85094135Always a pleasure. What should I review next?
>>85094152>middlemildlyselfmong.gif
>>85094158i dunno, i suppose that Zelda flick when it comes out?
>>85094154Focus on your self, read up on "locus of control", and improve your life. No need for women. Find your own power.
Knocking back a few weers now with Steve and Deano x
>>85094175is this in code
Might unironically buy a spastic pass x
>>85094179A 3 way bum in the communal garden sounds lush x
>>85094174Completed it mate, it was alright5 out of 7 overallCheers
me? external locus of control.we are all slaves to the whims of fate, and i'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>85094182Might as well be, right?>>85094187"Uphill gardening"
>>85094198>Might as well be, right?im asking genuinely
>>85094179Bit early lid isnt it x
when i used to drink, i took the saying/song 'it's 5 o'clock somewhere' seriously. like the implication being that 5 o'clock would be a 'normal' time to drink. so i went from starting my drinking at 6pm to deciding 5pm is fine.it's mad what you can convince yourself.
Choon and i do mean CHOON lids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cs46NRuud4&list=RD-Cs46NRuud4&start_radio=1
thinking of starting out at an orthodox church near me, there's only 1worried it's just gonna be a bunch of romanians
SHE IS A BELTAAAhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=fLLKVXldR-g
>>85094247omd it is n'allre-thanks to the anon back at post >>75191624now i can find my old request requesting that choon, so i don't re-forget what it is corrrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rce8QnuFRVk>PPK - Resurrection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zR2NN05UT8what a game this was. loved it on my holibobs whenever somewhere had one of these machines.
>>85094283Haway choon mon.This is also good,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKzM0DBxNoo
Haven't been around much at all. Is SSM still MIA since December?
>>85094406He came back in April
>>85094409Wait what? Does he have a new channel?
>>85094373HEAVY MACHINE GUN
>>85094373>remembering the little Spanish kid who hung around the resort and scammed me out of a gameI didn't even mind. It was fun.
Keeping it private tonights just me and Deano x
>>85094179this is a larper and not the real HHL right?
>>85094475Oh it's the real HHL alright
>>85094492love r helper tbqh
Uh oh someones not happy tonight
>>85094462Pull on that red cord when Deano cums inside your botty lad abdool will come in clean it up for you x
i hope HHL comes back in time for Shrek 5.
>>85094504C.c.c..c.c..can..I..I.i.i.i..i.i.h.h.h.hhhh..have a p..p.p.p..p.p.panda..p.p.pppppp.pop pp.p.p..please..
Corrr gone back to nic salts in the vape and it's lush
>>85094516so relatable. He's me
cor they don't half say some daft things, these two.
>>85094504>alreet pet, giz a bottle of dog and a blue wkd for wor lass
>>85094516Them E number sending him loopy x
>>85094525I liked the monkey that did shites all over the place
Killer clowns at the freakshow, but also managed to find some chainmail stuff for a suit. Just need a chestplate and helmet now.
>>85094504Looks like that was a big night at the beehive. Buzzbombs and the cha cha slide all night corr
>>85094581king bee in his element there
>>85094542Phwoar it not for me all that horror stuff, i don't know how lads manage to sleep after watching films or playing games like that
>>85094525They're a pair of lefty scroungers. Products of Dystopia. Created to fuel hatred of a harmonious society and insult the very fabric of democracy. Typical anarchist scum is what they are. Probably drawn by a junky squatter in a bedsit with no windows. Utter phlegm.
for me, it's avoiding them romance flicks>the nice characters get together and are happy>but *i* feel sad
>>85094525did you see Weebl is like a real musician now? He's got some other name he goes under, idk
>>85094669they turn on a dime when Chris the Ninja Pirate offers them pie in exchange for their silence. no sense of morals or decency at all.
>>85094669Utter phlegm is a good insult. I'm stealing that.
>>85094676I can't do it with anything where teenagers or people in their young 20's have happy and eventful lives now. It just makes me seethe. I tried playing one of those Persona games, and it gave me a crisis. Why didn't I get to do any of that? Fuck you for showing this to me.
>>85094680Savlonic. he's got good music chops and he seems like a nice bloke (for all the lolrandumb stuff he makes).but man, his lyrics are awkward/forced, and he should have left the singing to the lassie.do people still make Flash cartoons? not YouTube videos, actual Flash files?
>>85093990I'm happy for you Or sorry for your loss I ain't reading all that
Garn full scale now couldn't give a fuck. Getting Steve involved in that Youtubes and chill with Deano. Yeah I got that lubey wubey on tap it lush x
>>85094738You might as well get a bag in and some poppers at this point fuck it
>>85094711Flash got discontinued. There's other software that people use these days.The whole Youtube animation scene kind of died because they changed the algorithm and it became impossible to make money.A lot of the old guys like David Firth and Filmcow still throw up a new thing from time to time. Even Knox kind of came back recently. Whatever you call this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Jo4gV0sks
>>>/vr/12696251wonder what this guy's on about.
>>85094786>Zoomers discovering something you're into (Blame!), and then making it about lesbians for some reasonNo, I get what he's talking about.
not right what happened to Devvo
>>85094783It's funny because he just suddenly uploaded this after his channel was dead for like eight years, btw
if Final Fantasy 7 came out today, chronic overthinkers would decide Cloud is transsexual for dressing as a girl, and Dom Joly is gay for being into it.
Avis Wedditor? It would never be me!
>>85094814Cloud is also gay for having sex with those guys in the Honey Bee Inn
*Waits his mongboying*
The Halo Doom mod looks better than Campaign Evolved. I swear there's something about major game studios these days that make them almost literally incapable of making good games. Triple A as a concept needs to die, mass market 'blockbuster' type games need to die, open world slop needs to die, shovelware needs to die.
>>85094823Corrrr did you go for noridc after I mentioned I use it de lid? Or am I thinking of a different lad?
cor it that Lollers back after his MYSTERIOUS ABSENCE
might pop downstairs and see if the post has been, if that's all right with you lads?
>>85094738Loyalists standing back and standing by x
Prevent but for nonces
>>85094830Black Flag remake had like 90 simultaneous players at one point. Triple A slop is never dying. Gamers are cattle.
THREE BANTUS UP ME ARSE!ME BATTY'S FAHKIN SCREAMING!COOORRRRR IT FAHKIN HURTS!BUT I'LL NEVER STOP RECEIVING!
>>85094863Gamers are cattle and need to be culled. Identifying as a gamer is so disgusting to me as well, basically just screams I'M A NORMIE TOURIST I HAVE DOGSHIT TASTE AND WILL EAT ANY BOWL OF DIARRHOEA SHOVED IN FRONT OF ME FOR 70 QUID.
nee post.imd (in my defence) the postie definitely buzzed earlier, then when i ran downstairs, he was skulking about. hope the downstairs stoners haven't just gone, 'aye mate we'll take all those parcels, promise we'll give them to the neighbours ;) haha'
Scottish "people" should be forced to crawl on their hands and knees around their English betters.
>>85094838Dunno, been using it since upgrading to Zorin 18. Can't remember where I first seen it, OMGubuntu, maybe. >>85094841What was mysterious about it. Anyway, I'm going to watch some more Dark series.
>>85094902>What was mysterious about it.a lot of suspicious vanishings, Lollers ladsomething going on if you ask me
>>85094712it wasn't very much text, mibrudda
i'm here to read it all x
>>85094650It's not that bad, only a small part, and with guns it's easy enough.
>>85094797that was actual bullshit.>No! You can't just make a comedy video 20 years ago, and work as a teacher!
MY most controversial gamer opinion? glad you asked.picrel, don't like it very much.
>>85094911Summer and other things to do and places to go. Dark is an ace series if you don't mind subtitles, it's a German series.
>>85094830Yeah. I enjoyed Expedition 33, but it took people literally breaking away from Ubisoft to even allow that game to happen. the whole corporate system is just fucked and only makes games shitty and bland. They also take too fucking long to come out, because everyone is trying to make an enormous open world game, as if we need more of those.
>>85094650I just think supernatural stuff is cool.
Stagg chili and chips for tea, better be worth the hype.
>>85094989nothing ever is unfortunately
>>85094989not that good, lad.better than some of the tinned dog food slop, but not by much.(it is what it is x)
>>85094868Pickles the dog mistaking welpers arse for the Jules Rimet trophy but pickles the dog is a throbbing bame cock.
>>85094989It's ok for slop. And you'll have a memey tea. I might try and make one next week, nice chunky beef, oh aye.
have to go to London soon for a few days I hate that city so much it's unreal if I had three nuclear missiles I would fire them at London, Israel and New York in no order
>>85094504WHERE'S WANKY
Going collecten mad me tells ya.Some trubbish cards, and funky spoopy cards as well, and got another cool sticker, and another card or 2.Loving it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YloXt6Y7OFM
I partied like it was no tomorrow yesterday. Great game. Fucking hate england. I also hate this general
>>85094997>>85095011>>85095042Nothing like filling me with hope for a nice tea lads lol, I've tasted a bit on it's own, it's not bad.
>>85095146that's fair. we all hate it an all.
Cocks, weers, and wizza. In that fucking order x
>>85095147>it's not bad.That's what I'm saying, it's ok, I didn't mean to put you off.
>>85095155Yeah I do feel for you. I can't imagine living in england. Must be hell. Unfortunately I do border you cunts. Also I hate all brit words. The english use the word brit and every other country say theirs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpUViv00u5Ylistening to this album, me. it combines WITTY LYRICS with CATCHY FOLK POP MELODYS
>>85095171>The english use the word britNot him but, that winds me up, but also Britons were about before England was a thing.
>>85095159Only the best for the UK Chairman that's right x
>>85095171>look at me, I'm from a lesser country and I hate the EnglishSomeone's original. You get that personality at the boring shop?
is someone letting us know that they're Scottish?
>>85094692Does it make you feel smart and sophisticated?
>>85095200I only came here to shit on england because of the football game. It's tradition in my country.
>>85095193Are you actually Welsh and throwing a tantrum about some Welsh nonsense?
he's found a different target!
>>85095222No, just forgot to say I am English, and also have ancestors that where Britons.
>>85095251yeah, we all do, m8. small place, innit. Half of my ancestors were welsh and irish as far as I can tell.
I for one liked Justin Lee Collins
>>85095171> Unfortunately I do border you cuntsIreland is practically Britain at this point, sorry!
Some eye candy for our DVDlad cooor
We dominated you how long ago and you're still salty.
>>85095296i won't make fun of the Reddit man's Reddit items (low hanging fruit innit)but i WILL ask questions:1. what are the yellow ones?2. what's the Titanic double-VHS?
>>85095327is Signal the left-wing one or the right-wing one?
Can't believe people actually like or want to be male
>>85095262Some irish as well for me, on my mum's side. But at least all from the same isles.
>>85095342the FTM people i've known explained it well enough. but yeah i dunno. just doesn't line up with my experiences at the end of the day.all you CAN do is listen to things and occasionally form patterns #INFPlyfe
>>85095284Wrong country
I hate this heat, I cant clean my head properly for some reason, I'll wash but because I just get sweaty again im like permanently greasy, fuck off man
>>85095341Dunno, mate. I just use it to send and receive messages. It's not that big a deal for me.
>>85095357That's the only foreign country bordering great britain
>>85095374Scotland, ni, wales and england are seperate countries retard.
>>85095358iktf. i was feelin fresh after the match yesterday but now i'm right back to feeling clammy.showering is like a nice reset but it doesn't even last a full day. also what am i meant to do about the psoriasis/dandruff? wash?
>>850953371. Some sort of VHS collection from the same company of some sorts, I have no idea 2. Titanic came on 2 video tapes because the film was on for that long
>>85095358I geniunely believe that the heat in italy was just that shit that they got the name greaseball from that thing you described.
Steve an innocent disabled man. Not right to get him involved with drugs and binge drinking. Sean is a total wrong'un for doing this.
>>85095384hasn't even lasted 10 minutes for me, its this fucking gay high humidity bollocks I cant stand because hair doesn't dry properly and everything is clammy and then it does this for days on end. I miss winter, I felt clean in winter, winter never bothered me.
>>85095337Actually I've just found them they are national geographic nature documentaries
>>85095381Yea? So, nothing stopping them joining the EU, right? Cope harder
>>85095386>Titanic came on 2 video tapes because the film was on for that longbloomin eck, wondered if it was that. thought it might have come with a documentary or something.don't think i had any films that long as a kid. mind you, i hated those Simpsons tapes that only had four random episodes and you had to fast forward to the one you wanted. DVDs were mind-blowing.
STEP FORWARD THOSE WHO WILL SERVICE MY ARSE FOR A BANTU ARMY SHALL BE RAISED
>>85095406a month and a half until best season, lad. we're almost through the worst of the heatwave too.
>>85095418>STEP FORWARD THOSE WHO WILL SERVICE MY ARSEStanding back and standing by x
A sustained interest in Ruth's private parts
>>85095418Oh I'll serve alright. Grease me up in going in, standing back and standing by x
>>85095408Fuck you, that insults burns like fuck. MI5 rigged the vote. Probably. I have no proof of this besides vibes.
Added a bit of fresh diced raw onion on top of the stagg chili and chips and it's actually lush, thanks lads.
Might move Isle of Man. Seems quiet and peaceful. Also 94% white.
>>85095474>Englishman learns of onion>Food tastes good now.Riveting.
my tummy hurts lads
So the new HHL trip (who spammed gay erotica about himself) is actually the real HHL. Grim grim grim.
>>85095510Yes and it's LUSH x
>>85095510have you any proof?
>>85095510Not right he's been bullied for embracing that homosexual life tbqh.
>>8509548294%? sounds like it's already over, 100% or nothing
>>85095548Where do you live lad? Orania?
>>85095502I made a salsa last night with some scotch bonnets for the footy and my tum tum didn't agree either, nor did my ass. Not a pleasurable experience.
>>85095561Agartha, only the cool lads are allowed, you in?
>>85095605did you hit your toe on something?
>I hate the EnglishAlan Turing >What, WhoThat computing device you're usinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Turing>B...b...b...
>>85095605Not very kosher, that
>>85095616mad how much Britain was a player in the home computing scene, then one day we (and i do mean we) just disappeared.i guess you could say 'ARM is British' but eh.
>>85095610I'm just so pissed off and depressed
honestly weebl and bob was fucking shit, even for a stupid little thing
>>85095500I sometimes eat raw onion sandwiches with a bit of butter salt and pepper, quite ogre like in some regards.
>>85095629I watched a Yank YT channel he was doing a reaction to something like "What have the English ever done for the world". And he's like, every few mins >I didn't know that. OMG I didn't know that.Dominated sciences, engineering and much more. Many of the concepts, discoveries and inventions are still used and built on to this day.
>>85095629dem snapdragon laptops are windows ARM
like it's probably been done but i always though it'd be cool to see an alt history setting where Britain won the computer wars.if you think about it, there was no GUARANTEE we'd all get on that DARPAnet, using Intel PC processors, all the gamesters switch to Segas/Nintendos. that's just the way it went.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prestelwhat if this had won? mad teletext phone interwebs.
Evening lads, still on mint, any linuxlids around?
>>85095652I fancy a cheese and mustard sandwich now that you've said that oh aye
>>85095670Linux is that some kinda anime. I only really watch SOL.
>>85095670Alright lad, you need to get that pc rebooted keeping it on too long is bad isn't it.
Linux is utter phlegm
>>85095763It isn't something that crossed my mind but I probably should you're right. I keep meaning to try catchy again but scared my vidya still won't work.
haven't been to the dentist as an adult. can they figure out your teeth shape, if they need to add extra cement to your teeth? or are you meant to get a mould made when you're like 16 and keep it in a drawer?
catching up on 3 months of SSM
>>85095864I have some paint you can watch drying if you want something more stimulating.
>>85095881They might be better off huffing it
>>85095830What the FACK are you talking about de lad cement and mould in yer gob
>>85095864SSM is back??? I thought he'd binned off YT.
No way really? It hasn't been mentioned already this evening :O
>>85095919https://www.youtube.com/@seasideMARK17/videosNew channel
>>85095892LOL. Yeah, watching paint dry might be too intellectual for the average SSM enjoyer to follow along with.
Knocking back the widerz now. That bumsesh was wild oh aye x
Completely forgot that Keith Chegwin is dead. Nearly 10 years now as well.
Steve Irwin turns 20 years dead in a couple of monthshe was JUST on telly
>>85096013Grim. I remember where I was when I heard the news on the radio. Would've been 9 at the time. Out side the corner shop, mum had just got back in the car with a baccy and she'd got me a fruit and nut dairy milk bar.
>>85095962Knocking back them coors me lid been on it since 4 and still not wissed
Trying to get chatgpt to creat me a thing for all pidgey cards and evolutions, a list of when released, which set blahblah, next thing it's talking about building a museum quality archive of cards and my collection. It would be good, but first I just want an easy way to find out what cards exist and get some info on them.
Never even kissed a girl on the smelly bits
>>85096025>she'd got me a fruit and nut dairy milk bar.was this disappointing, or do/did you actually like them?no judgement x
Idk if you're about crafty but I got DayZ up and running
>>85096038Finally ran out of dvds to buy lad?
>>85096060It's actually my favourite chocolate bar
>>85096069I don't watch DVDs just stream on slop sites. Think the last DVD I bought, I bought 4 or 5 years ago for my stepfather.
Which woman have you had the most wanks to do you reckon? Porn star, actress, your sister, whateverHard to say really
>>85095962I'll say it again, get a fucking bag in
>Keith ChegwinMeh.>Steve IrwinWhatever.I miss her, lads. How long has it been?
at what point does this Pidgey fixation go from a fun little hobby to something we should be concerned about?(it's not even the weed, it's the Pidgeys)
>>85096096Ehhhhhh, Amia Miley. Simple as.
>>85096110oh my days now that is an old one.was gonna say i remember Steve Irwin's death from 4chan, but maybe i'm just remembering the memes that stuck around.a lot of the internet edgy stuff was just...everywhere, anyway. like cracking edgy jokes the next day at school.
>>85096096Ruthmong will never answer honestly but we all know his answer is Ruth
>>85094107I have not seen it yet. Nearly finished reading The Odyssey though. It not bad, not bad at all.
>>85096113I'm just looking for cool stuff to do, and trying to escape reality.
>>85096139I had a pokemon phase a couple years back as well lad, I'm not saying it to be funny but do you have autism?
What a silly lad https://youtu.be/yZYJDjXQpZw?t=283
https://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/i remember this feeling huge. muthafudda made a whole documentary in a .gif, whoa
>>85093260factorio is such a bullshit gameits minecraft with mods but worst in every way
>>85096149Never diagnosed, suspected by myself, but in reality I'm really just a weird cunt.
might go back to that Pokemon Polished Crystal and beat Green or whatever she's called.cba to grind and get all the best moves, might just savescum (reset, not save states). i feel like there's SOMETHING i can do.
>>85096178I'm the same, I'm part way through an autism assessment with the menty elf clinic I go to.
>>85096069As if, lid. Had a FRENCH DVD UPDATE today, didn't I? And guess what? IT WAS LUSH!
I'm part way through a nonce assessment
>autismlads with their passionate special interests
>>85096110Too soon, brav. Have some respect.
>>85096110Too soon x
>>85096038Lazy scumbag
Headbutt an autistic
>>85096226I would say that DVDlad probably has good film knowledge? Outside the purchases? You don't buy thousands of niche bollocks without at least some research...
>>85096194Might be seeing a shrink soon and getting some kind of assessment, so see what he says.>>85096240And thick, I don't even know how to into spreadsheets.
Me? Stroking it to Facebook driving school pass photos of young lasses
Pokemon, DVDs. Give me a massive workshop with a mill, lathes, CNC I want to make an engine, that would be ace.
three tendies + sauce. no Tory muck for me tonight.
Nightrideberg cumming up semi-soonish, is it X
that's not the type of CNC that i'm into.....
>>85096343Colonel's Nuggies of Chicken?
>>85096328Lathes are scary tbqh. You ever play that Factorio game? Or Satisfactory?
Wantu boys are back in towns xhttps://youtu.be/Prv3wl3X9O4
>>85096336Looks abit well done there lad
>>85096438thanks lad i try my best x
>>85096214Never heard of any of these films. What's the point? Bet they're not even on Netflix or Amazon.
mental how everyone else in this film is on drugs EXCEPT this lassmakes you wonder if it's all an 'unreliable narrator' story
>>85096371It's just a dream anyway besides needing to farm stuff out and not every thing would be 100% homemade. I haven't played them. Factorio Space Age looks like fun, I just watched the trailer, automate everything that would be some doing, all the possibilities, nice.
>>85096475Alphaville is bretty good. One of Godard's better flicks IMO.
Having a stiffy
>>85096380Wantu wollocks slapping against your arse little lid
BIG BANTU BOLLOCKS SLAPPING AGAINST MY CHIN AS MY THROAT IS RIPPED A NEW ARSEHOLE
thought about posting about a new thing rather than the same 6-7 topics in a loop.changed my mind though. any of yous remember Cardcaptors? corrr it was a quest for all times
>>85096605Cardcaptor Sakura? Good anime that was.
Big willies all around me
>>85096610NO, CARDCAPTORShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UE5GA1QB9Iit was about Sakura Avalon collecting all these cards before her rival Li Jones, while they both competed for Julian Starr's friendship.
>>85096626Anime dubs used to be really fucking awful.
>>85096643all that 'cousins' malarkey in Sailor Moon is hilarious tbqh.
No way I'll ever find an unused set of these bad boys ever again, that's my day made what a result, that's two sets now. I'm a sad bastard sometimes.
Spastic transformers
>>85096336Are they flavoured tendies, they do look nice :)>>85096324Grim>>85096705What's special about them, good deal?
I'm never having sexual intercourse with a female
>>85096787same, and i dont feel bat about that at all
>>85096324I have those exact trainers but I'm a lad.
>>85096784Not a bad price to be honest. They're from the 90's you had to get camel cash from packs of fags in the US and redeem it to get them. I've got a set myself already but they're not in new condition.
Want to wank but nothing's catching my fancy. Like I'll get an erection but can't even get remotely close to spunking. Need to wank to something new.
Still can't work out why he did it.
Never could get into watching darts. All the players are good tbqh. It's a bit boring?
>>85097030>It's a bit boring?you need to be drunk
Dvds, darts and pigeyWhat gimmick will he conjure up next
Paying for a VPN? Nonce behaviour.
>>85097078Pidgeylad is MSlad though not DVDlad. Why would you think DVDlad, from NI would be at a card convention in Leeds. What, did he get the boat over lol? Need to relax your IT HIM a bit.
>>85097029Because he's a gay nonce beast perhaps?
song just made me cry lads xfirst time in while
Using Linux? Nonce behaviour.
>>85097187u have an android or apple phone loser dumb dumb stupid fuck face retard shit for brains dick face
>>85097187>androidu actually rly piss me off and trigger me in a into an almost panicked rage that i have to suppress and causes me karmic damage from sheer blunt force pscyhological emotional repression fuck you
>>85097187answer me u stupid fucking cunt, do you use an android phone or a fucking apple phone? huh?huh?
Ah, the thing I was looking to create already exists. That's breddy nifty.https://www.pokedexwiki.com/list-of-all-pidgey-cards
>>85097207Alri crossylid
>he silentgonna explode
>>85097148Yup, I've never been in England in my life, only Scotland.
>>85097255*strangles you*die didiedie
>>85096178I like you Pidgey/MSlad not saying in a funny way but you have always struck me as on the spectrum desu before the card stuff too
>>85097289I think there is a good chance of it, might be seeing a psychologist so he might send me for a test or whatever.
Steve parting Helpers cheeks
Corrrr, The Shield is just as good as I remember. Finished season two. Looks lush on Blu-ray as well. I remember season three being really good, then Glenn Close is in season four.
>The archons threw their worst @ me. I brush myself. Is that it? U fucking cowards. Bring it on. My spirit survived a thousand heat deaths. miss this nibba like you wouldn't believe.
Wankington then beddinghams
>>85097395Snapshire pon de sames.
For me it's Castle starring Captain Castle from firefly
Page fiveington is itCorrX
>>850978477 now lad.
Page 5 again. I don't think I can hold out for much longer, going to bed now lads.
HHL has gone gay?
Helperlad getting his blown out backside finger blasted by the postie
>>85098681Not the first britfeel personality to do this. Many such cases. Sad!
>>85097187I use Debian 13 and often compile apps from source. Def not a nonce.
>>85097225>>85097207This was amusing and unexpected
Might move to Switzerland lads. Nice high salary.
Might move to Sunderland lads
>>85098961You won't be able get a visa.
Need a young fanny pressed against my face asap
Sunderland sounds like utter phlegm
>>85099202Have you ever been to Sunderland, lad?
have the shits de lads big time already been on the loo three times today
Me? A poo then off to Bude for a milf perv.
Might be the person to make the next threadbergingtonshire-on-the-nazeworthcesterville when the time is right. Corrr and phwoarrr.
>>85099235I have IBS and that's my life several times per month
>>85099202Long necks there apparently
Skipped the earlier ride didn't iCannot be arsed but hafta ride out anyways, no way around itNo way josePhwaorX
>>85097187Fuck off mate this routine is so tiresome
>>85099032Jokes on you fuckface. I have an Irish passport.
>mummy he called me fuckface :((((
>>85099514>I have an Irish passportProof?
here we go again *runs to the loo*
Doing it in Sean's arse x
One quick work callberg at 9.30 then the weekend's as good as started dee lads
>>85099620Did I mention it's fucking payday as well so get in there
Friday and I'm buzzin'
>>85099673Very noncey way of looking at weather forecast
>>85097139I pay for a VPN. Not a nonce. Therefore your point is invalid.
>>85099370>Poo = DONE + DONE>Bude = DONE + DONE>Perving DONE + DONEVery few milfs out today but Morrisons is right next to the gym so that was good enough for me.>Milfs in leggings = PHWOAR LADS.
BBQ at the girlfriends parents this evening and I cannot be arsed but the idea of not having to make food is good desu.
>>85099767Do they know that youre a nonce?
MOT due in 2 hours, what's this? Looks like some random cable housing dangling Am I fucked?
>>85099779Breather tube from the petrol tank, thicko.
>>85099779Breather tube innit>>85099787Nope
>>85099779Turbo injector.
>>85099789I'm not a car person lad. I have an old fiesta that gets me from A to B and I'm happy with that. I don't know anything apart from changing the oil and shit
>>85099779>WHAT DIS>>85099799>DUNNOthis board man I swear down
>>85099767Want me to send some pics of my pokemon cards? Or would them being in awe of you be a bit too much? Not got loads, but probably enough to see you through till christmas, then you're on yer own pal.
Heading out now, meDo wish me luck laddingshires, for i shall indeed sorely require sameX
>>85099818What if yer up to no good tho? Can't commit unless I know the details, sorry.
>>85099802Can I use them to stick up one of her cousins arse and set them alight? He's one of those mongs that thinks he's quick witted and clever, everything that comes out of his mouth is cringe and he's trying so hard to impress, a real mouth breather. We have that type that post these threads. You know what I mean?
creepy nonce spotted ITT
I think her cousin might actually be a /britfeel/ poster desu.
>>85099829I'll find a basic energy card for you.I do the same thing, just blurt out stuff I think is funny, and I'm quite quick, and can tease people at times. Not going to a BBQ tonight though.>>85099847It could be me, seems like my MO, but it's not.
Did you have one of those mongs in your school that would insult you and you'd be like, mate that doesn't make sense? Then he'd add w..w...well actually if.....blah..blah. And dig himself into a bigger hole, he's doing a false laugh to himself all the time he's talking and 'ripping' into you. They now post on /britfeel/.
Lollers knows your IP
Who put 10p in the nonce again?
>>85099862You recognised what you did because you have self awareness. I don't think every lad that post ITT has that and they still think they are that really funny and intelligent lad in school. I never collected cards, I like seeing what you get when I lurk here.
Lollers knows you're IP. Incel pussy.
Lollers has normal shits while I suffer diarrhoea
Lads I've found a new, better home over at /vg/. Probably won't be seeing you again, tara.
>>85099892what is lollers capable of when he has someones ip?
>>85099897Put it this way, Bin laden was so feared because he knew George Bush's IP.
>>85099892>you'reI'm not an ip address :(
Using your IP as a dildo x
Lollers had a Boystown account
>>85099901I was just being funny, the IP stands for Incel pussy. It was a bit mean, I couldn't think of something beginning with I that worked with the joke. Maybe insufferable could have worked. But now having to explain things it's just seeming mean.>>85099913You had a boyzone poster.
>>85099899so that's how bin laden finally assassinated Bush? Interesting.
Yeah, we have a few of those mega funny super smart lads from school who post here. I can sense the mouth breathing.
>>85099917dropped out of uni cos it was full of normies
>>85099917Whats your highest level of education?
>>85099923I kept myself to myself too. I got invited to some parties, nights out. Didn't always feel like I fit in but I got through it. >>85099927
Oh no big scary lollers I'm literally shaking /s
>>85099939did u enjoy therapy anon?
Alri lollers mate, what's the good word today?Me? On leave from the slopffice but back to work on monday.
Friday morning /noncefeel/ with chief paedo Lollers
>>85099955Why do you want to be buddies with a paedophile?
That joke I told last week, thought it was funny personally. if they hate me ill go find another clique then.>>85099964why do u spell it like thta? always irked...
>>85099978Friday morning edish
>>85099767Is your gf a hottie m8? Do you sniff her pants?
>>85099824He out Bude for a perv I reckon x
>>85099895See you Monday palerino x
>>85099917Had a kid like that. He was black, one of the only black kids in my school. One day I sperged out and called him a noiger and he never acted up around me again.
>>85099917i have no idea who you're talking about, which means it's probably me. Only think is I was never very smart.
Bye bye breadinghams
