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Pukka pie steak and ale edition
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>>85108999
eeeeerm Sheppards pies' so much better laddy
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Garn maccies it lush it on tap x
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>>85109012
Only kids and mongs eat maccies
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>>85109007
tbs I did consider cottage pies but ended up going pukka
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>>85109030
>tbs
tbf*
>inb4 self mong
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>>85109030
its okay lad pies are pies end of the day
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Just accidently saw my mum's fanny
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Today I will be changing me discs and pads on the car
A man should know how to do basic tasks to maintain his vehicle
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>>85109047
I love pies me and im not even fat
>>85109048
>sloppy wet hole british
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>>85109059
neither am I lad pukka pies and chippy is a good thing to have after a long day is all
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>>85109086
corrr good shout pal might have pie and chips after a hard days graft NICE ONE
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>>85109012
Get us a Hot Honey McWrispy
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what if you discovered a prime number and the prime number decodes to something in your brain that executes commands, e.g. going into cardiac arrest or murdering the nearest person?
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Me? Filtering posts with the following:
>HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !bantuutXBE
It LUSH squared.
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>letting forrens run rampant in the thread
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Not really much point going on as the bill have pushed me down this path. I see no future for me.
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Letting your virginity run rampant on 4chan all day again is it big man?
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>>85109012
Got some essentials from morrisons coming. You know, beer, curry ready meal.
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>>85109139
you don't get it m8 he's pwning little lad it's dead funny xD
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>>85109136
Woah, so scary! Like something our Black Mirror OMG!
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>>85109191
I know the last two digits of your number now :O
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>>85109191
oh my goodness that is exciting.

which curry ready meal did you go with? they no longer do the vindaloos sadly
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mind you, can't fault these.
just a bit expensive/strange. these + packet rice = fine. but i don't have a microwave so by the time i've heated it up, i could have made a curry. even just stirred cooked chicken into the jar sauce.
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So do you lads actually just live off ready meals for the most part? That's fucking grim and expensive as fuck.
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>>85109177
>big man
*updates britfeel bingo card*
>>85109246
Not me, I cook proper food like a real man. Rubbish in, rubbish out.
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Me? Nappington time methinks. Cheers.
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>>85109217
>>85109231
Hot Tikka lol I will be having it with a few chips and a bit of rice later, they had no naans in stock. I prefer cooking these curries in the oven to be honest I think it makes them taste nicer than microwaving.
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Nu breadinghamshires

Phwoar

X
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>>85109205
SGA is not here. He has gone. Nothing of value was lost.
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>>85109246
do oats count as ready meals? what if i add (fresh) milk?
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>>85109276
No and also for completeness: no.
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Ruth's fudge
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Fishberg-on-stankbury
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Back from maccies now. Me and Deano sat in the car park in his clapped out Wauxhall Worsa belting out some choonz x

https://youtu.be/-1jPUB7gRyg
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>>85109281
thanks, i am glad they don't count as ready meals. was worried i was some sort of 'loser' there for a second.
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Replace "deano" with "my handler" in all of HHL's posts
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>>85109273
i was being sarcastic the attention whore liviing off the name of the attention whore he is obsessed with has been filtered
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Could really do with a naked English rose in her of legal age prime rn lads. Good convo and then a bit of cnc would go down a treat x
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>>85109316
work on ur sarcasm m8 desu
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>>85109298
What did you get from maccies little lad
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they keep delaying my important delivery. this would NEVER happen in Japan.
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>>85109321
will do m8 /s
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> /s

i'm gonna have to stab a bitch
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>>85109339
needs to be done so the hard of thinking and amerifats know
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Intentional logical fallacies
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Braless lasses in supermarket fridge sections are the best. Pointy nippynips ahoy.
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Intentional stupidity
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>>85109336
cheers /s
>>85109339
Soz /s
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>BBC losing several hundred thousand licence fee payers each year due to olds dying and young people not giving a shit about television
>instead of figuring out how to offer services people want, becoming competitive, advertising, running a subscription model etc. they go to the govt and say they need more money
>the government is now going to tax anyone subscribing to any streaming services to fund the BBC
>at no point is it ever even remotely considered that the BBC must solve its own problems
>the default is just to tax everyone
I just fucking can't any more, this shit is mind-numbing.
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Intentionally sexually frustrating yourself
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>Look up that newest mouseshlock live action flick about maori-adjacent island niggers
>All the characters are cast from racially appropriate actors belonging to said ethnicity
>No woke nonsnsical blackwashing occuring in the cast at all
>Look up the director
>He's a kike of course

(((They))) really do be having it out for whitey in particular

Evil kike fuckers lol
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Meant to write "nonsensical" lol

Still early innit
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I'm so fucking hungry bros
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>>85109385
What did you write? You're correct about the bit early part, CBA looking for the mistake, and or you might have deleted it.
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Not a fan of blackwashing me

No sire
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>>85109368
No, the gov is considering options. Not decided. No legislation yet. Stop catastrophising.
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Racist is a bit thick in the head. Imagine my shock /s.
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>>85109393
Yeah I'm sure *this* tax will be the one they don't implement in order to save their biggest propaganda instrument. Very likely.
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>Dey wuz englishmen and roman and shit, goyim
>Niggers were always part of bri'un
>Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia
>2 + 2 equals 5 goy
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Everyone is against us whites you know mum they think I don't know but I do.
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/brit/pol not fast enough for you today big man?
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>>85109400
>waa waa waa
Low effort post
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>>85109410
My mum is a 59 year old nice middle-class white person who only ever voted for lib dem and greens her whole life and even she's talking about two-tier policing now. Game over lad, everyone sees what's really going on and they've had enough.
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Dad will be so proud I'm saving the white race on 4chan today.
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>>85109422
Point out the high effort posts ITT lad, I'll wait...
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>le edgy commentary on politics and race
yawn.png /s
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>>85109390
not saying i disagree with your ramblings (not saying i agree either, mind) but that there pic reminded me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msDp_k-Fid4

3 seasons of adventures, and this car advert explains how the Dungeons & Dragons children finally get home (spoiler: they drive.)
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Everyone can see it they've had enough just ask my xitter feed and 4chan and me mum.
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>>85109424
bet she's eaten every day of her life.

we need to invert the Reform Acts and the Representation of the People Act. if you are wealthy, you do NOT represent 'the people' and deserve no say in who governs.
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>>85109432
Your low effort entry does not imply high effort posts, your post was just shitty quality x
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>>85109460
Ah okay, so do you read them all or do you ignore them? Because it seems like you're reading them all to know that they're low quality.
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>>85109441
>xitter
The cringe keeps coming today
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>>85109466
I read most to catch up
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i like to think all my posts are somewhere towards the bottom of 'mid quality'. like maybe a C tier. even then, there is effort on display yous aren't aware of.
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>>85109469
>The cringe keeps coming today
And you will read it all big man
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Jannies on top form today x
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Enabling my paid vpn service for a crafty wank video. Undecided on what to ejaculate to. Advice welcome x
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Don't worry, I'll up the quality with a couple good posts soon enough lads.
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>>85109487
Me? I love to see it.
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>>85109480
>big man
I bet you get a semi when you type that x
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>>85109489
Classic golden age mid-00s to mid-10s JulesJordan pornkino. Absolutely fucking LUSH.
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Everybody talks about HHL being gone
Nobody talks about Crossy being gone
Why?
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>>85109498
I do big man x
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>>85109490
corr *and* phew
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>>85109495
Same. Keep the riff raff in /pol/.
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>>85109499
Good shout. I like it.
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>>85109500
>Nobody talks about Crossy being gone

i bring this up every other thread.
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what is it the jannies did? not seeing any deleted posts.

shat myself for a second thinking they'd gone after our Soundy.
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>>85109500
>Crossy
Not a nonce. Not a tripfag. Not a pass user. Wrote like a literate adult.
>HHL
Opposite to all the above.
Makes you think etc.
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>>85109504
Nice. I am glad I get you a bit hard x
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>>85109533
>Not a tripfag.
>Wrote like a literate adult.
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>>85109533
We miss the lolcows in life
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>>85109500
He left a lot longer ago and without making a fuss. He's been barely present since early this year.
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>>85109532
iykyk
best not to draw attention to it
let them work
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>>85109552
well idk, normally i dislike being kept in the dark, but maybe it's for the best.
as you weres x
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>>85109540
Laughed. Needed that - nice one lad.
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>>85109560
all good brav
have a NOICE day
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On that frijj strawberry milkshake grind now. Wokkle bank laters no losers allowed (talking to you Julius) and that is how it shoulds be x
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Pie edition === good edition

Gonna read all your posts to catch up

Bear with me for 10 mins ok? X
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>>85109584
no rush lad, i'm stuck on today's Wordle.
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>>85109581
not on bullying julius like that tbqhwy
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Another Saturday playing with your Pokemon cards is it?
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>>85109539
I always bite hard for you big man x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CUyWJ7UINM

can't wait until HelperLad2 grows up and enters his pop punk phase x
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quite the tricky Wordle today.
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Looking through my dank fluffy ponies comics. I was so rad bros.
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>>85109665
Honestly THE GAME was not something I was expecting people to lose today.
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i only read mature comics for mature people.
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>>85109584
Ok all caught up. Pretty middling show thus far but the weekend is young and that.
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>>85109683
i have been hoisted by my own retard
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>>85109191
Every time I look at ready meals, there's like 3 pieces of meat in it so I never buy them
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Welpers arsehole looking like an oozing century egg after a rough bumming from Shippy and BN
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me? trading Pokemon pixel art with this Finnish lad on /bant/.
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>>85109700
Shippy BN and Ebin were still here last year too. I think the only remaining true tripfags are blad and dvdlad who did have a trip for about 5 seconds. But neither use a trip anymore.
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Anyways, >>85109691, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.

I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?

Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.

Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.

Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.

You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.

It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.

There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.

"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.

You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.

Yosinoya should be a bloody place.

That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,

the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.

Women and children should screw off and stay home.

Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."

Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?

I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"

I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.

Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?

Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.

That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.

Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.

And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.

However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.

I can't recommend it to amateurs.

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>85109691, should just stick with today's special.
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DS gives the current thread a rating of C. I'll come back and ask it to analyse the thread when it's closer to finishing and see if the rating improves at all.
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Got some badges again
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i will be a gun and it's you I'll come for
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>>85109695
Sorry brav x
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Jamal and Tyrone taking turns stuffing me batty fullscore x
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>>85109733
been a while since a badge update!

do you have any STORIES?
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>>85109725
You paged me and I read your post. Your advice has been noted.
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>>85109726
HOWLING at that assessment
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>>85109733
>low rent courier
>good boy points
so, so tiring
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>>85109726
Predicting the thread will devolve down to an E by the end
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>>85109744
Nothing that interesting, saw some nice doggos. Nobody ever offers me a drink its boiling hot and they can see im sweaty
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It's normal for posters to move on but HHL actually would still post here right now if he could. He is blocked from doing so by trolls. That is bullying. It's exactly the same as when SSM got bullied off youtube.
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>>85109581
Me? Necking a can of sprite fresh out of the beer fridge.
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File deleted.
there used to be a footballer called David Batty. always thought that was a fun name. didn't know it meant THAT 'batty' (just thought of bats and/or being mental).

my brother got mad at me because i was not to like anything to do with N*wcastle instead of Sunderland. the headlocks + petrol pumps were like a form of conversion therapy, so don't believe anyone who says it 'doesn't work'.
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>>85109784
And I would do it again without a moment's hesitation
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>blad and dvdlad
>true tripfags
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>>85109733
We need to talk about your badges. 12 is good, but some of your colleagues have 37 badges. You do want to exceed right? You should wear more flair
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>>85109784
HHL is still in the minds of some if not in the thread. That is 64x LUSH.
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>>85109806
Meaning they used tripcodes at one point. Lollers too I guess.
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One day his spirit will rise from the grave and britfeelers will know he was right
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combined two different stock images to shoop away the watermark there, only to discover i missed the very obvious one in the bottom left. you could also say i did not align the two pictures properly and there is a very obvious seam.

i have let down the quality of the thread, sorry friends
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>*voice crack* eeurrgghhmm, m-m-mister speaker, i am a g-g-g-gooner!
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>>85109726
Approved indeed
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>>85109777
I offered Evri dude a drink the other day and he said I was the first person to offer him a drink in three years of deliveries, made me a bit sad honestly
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>>85109812
Lies. He has NOT got the minerals.
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>>85109843
Why would you or anyone offer a delivery driver a drink?? They're not working on your house or anything
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I'm supposed to believe that our Pakistani Home Secretary is able to strong-arm, in good faith, the government of Pakistan into accepting back a Pakistani man who raped a bunch of British children?
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>>85109733
If Amazon itself sent ketmong the wrong item he would use the badge that docks your pay, you the driver, for a month if he could. Don't fall for the nice guy act of this bored fantasist little wannabe tyrant.
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>>85109828
pretty basic school boy error
I shall leave a bad review at 4chanreviews.co.uk
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>our Pakistani Home Secretary
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Do you want to play the "Is Sean in the thread or did you beat him" game. To past another day in your dreary life?
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>Masters of the Universe.2026.1080p.TeleCine.h264.Latino.YG

oh my goodness.

remember yesterday or the day before, when i was saying 'telecines should come back'? well they are SO BACK
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We all big losers in life x

https://youtu.be/s3a4OQR-10M
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>>85109851
Cos I am not a heartless cunt and he was hot & thirsty.
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>>85109864
>HDCam
Yes famalamington
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>Look mum I'm pwning and winning on 4chan. Have we got any biscuits?
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>>85109874
>Cos I am not a heartless cunt
Literally not an argument
> and he was hot & thirsty.
This is though, but how do you know? Did he tell you? Do you just offer everyone drinks? He's in a van, with cupholders and AC, and they always have drinks with them. They're not that thick
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deliverylad what do i even do? if i said, 'thanks mate, would you like a can of Diet Coke,' is that good?
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Lids do nothing but talk shit about delivery drivers and now they want to offer them a single warm can of diet coke to be "friendly"

he will tell you fuck off lmao
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Just saw the thread on outer r9k with the Residence51 webm. I am going to fucking vomit.
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>>85109885
the CAM rip of Backrooms gave it a je ne sais quoi the official release lacked.
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There are Boriswave Nigerians milling about in English villages as well now. It's so over.
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this is NOT a telecine.
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>>85109890
> This is though, but how do you know? Did he tell you?
I asked him. He looked hot and thirsty and it was 7pm on a hot day.
>Do you just offer everyone drinks?
In a heatwave, yes. Jug of water in the fridge is filled.
>He's in a van, with cupholders and AC, and they always have drinks with them.
He had run out of water and he told me when I talked to him.
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>Ann Widdycum's killer has been named
Ooh err, has anyone tracked down his social media posts yet?
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Finna watch Troy and drink some Dr. Pepper so get in there. Preparing for my inevitable disappointment when I watch The Odyssey tomorrow and it lush. On the second day of "100 days no alcohol". Corrr.
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Wonder if sean is on the wokkles tonights
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>>85109918
Calm down, Captain Histrionics.
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https://youtu.be/KwSaixOZHic
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>>85109944
How excited are you at the thought of his life? Much going on in your life lad?
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>>85109944
someone posted a photo of him guessing sweets in a jar (or something) in the last thread.

>>85109947
it's gotten good reviews, so who knows.

i haven't read the novel (and it IS a novel) but how often do films live up to the books? special effects are absurdly good now, you think there'd be no limits, yet here we are.
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>I wonder if the lad who I 'bullied' out of the thread is having a better time than me.
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Remember how the Chief Constable of Devon police and Keir Starmer himself both personally called up Farage to tell him that Ann Widdecombe's death was a 'burglary gone wrong'? Remember how the police were very quick to tell everyone that the suspect was a white male but definitely had no political motivation?
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sometimes i wonder if the lad who i bullied out of the thread is having a better time than me.
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Spaghetti in 15, hungry af
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>>85109958
Not him but I am interested in the effects on our political culture. Hope Not Hate have already removed their page of Ann Widdecombe as they have realised the obsessive demonisation of her for holding basic bitch Conservative views (very normal for her age group) may have contributed to her murder.

We are experiencing a bit of a recoil from the woke 2010s. I wonder if we will start to see a crack down on left wing hate speech and Oweny woweny woo Jones will start to cry Free Speech.
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>>85109953
Someone doing a thing, wow
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>>85109964
Assume yes, you big meanie x
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>>85109972
So it will have a deep impact on how you spend your time with your friends, wife and children?
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>>85109976
Commenting on someone doing a thing, corrr
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If you were a bully at school or work why did you do it?
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Is bullied out the thread a new gimmick or something?
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>>85109982
It might be a topic of discussion yes. My family and I like to discuss politics and current events.

Events like this can have a large knock on effect on the culture which will affect you in the long run.
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>>85109958
I thought of all of the talking heads having to explain themselves when it comes out he was retweeting them and parroting all of their talking points is amusing to me, yes.
>w-w-well maybe we did say conservatives are all literally Hitler and deserve exactly what happened, but...
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heard there were replies to comments on thing-doing ITT?
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>I sit alone and laugh at YouTube and /britfeel/ lolcows
>I sit alone
>lolcows
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Shippy was bullied out the thread
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What is the main cause of bullying?
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>>85110005
fake hhl and real hhl are the only lolcows allowed
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>>85110007
Hypertrophy of the penis
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>>85110007
> What is the main cause of bullying?
>I n s e c u r i t y

No. Mostly it is just people being honest about who they like and dislike.
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>>85109982
How are your doing, chip?
I should think you're posting on break from your summer holidays on the beach, eh? Oh no, junior's dropped his ice cream. You'd better get off and dry his crying eyes.
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how i spend time with my friend's wife and children has NOT been affected by the current thing.
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>>85110007
Normies and their inferior brains that short circuit at the sight of anyone being slightly different to them.
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>Sitting here with me missus and all me mates laughing at lolcows
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>Sat here being as sad as the next guy writing about gimmicks laughing at lolcow gimmicks
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Me? Just playing around with some minor ricing on my debian setup x
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>>85110018
>How are your doing
>your doing
>your
>>85109771
we here brav
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>>85110027
>look love. I called him a spacker on the internet again...
>love?..
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>>85109964
I didn't bully sean out. I was just wondering. It's Friday.
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>>85110034
trixie, or other?
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>>85110028
Don't be stealing my gimmicks.
Hate gimmick sealers, me...
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if i get a (You) i have won the thread.

but i can never win her heart
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>>85110046
Aye trixie, it's nice
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Shippy decided it's time to focus on raising his sprog. Good for him.
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>>85110047
apologies friend, post deleted. i know how you feel (i started the picrel gimmick.)
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>>85109873
Some are bigger than others and that's just a fact of life x
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>Sat here fuming that I'm being laughted at like a locow now. But what about HHL and SSM and Makaveli thems the real lolcows rrrrright based bros?
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>Self-Awareness Without Action

AI needs to be stopped.
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Time for another Welper waraoke classic x


Under a Mackem sky
Welper's feeling blue
Smashed a bokkle on the ground
Dropped his undies cos he's feeling proud
Well just wait until
'Til the sun goes down

Underneath the bossman shoplights
There's a Welper, his anus so tight
Ahmed will gape his arse tonight

He once tried to resist
Welper's arse on brown dick
Don't you know, don't you know
That he, can't fight the Paki
So deep in his arse, their bellends poke his heart
But you know, but you know that he
Can't fight the Paki..No
He can't fight him...
Bossmen humping Welper's arse...

https://youtu.be/bx3s99FNXzI
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miss Crosslad
miss Yanklass
miss mihai
miss Offiebruh
miss Hostlad + Zeus
miss Lollers (and hope he had a good time at the barbecue yesterday.)

it's that simple.
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i miss Plump x
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I miss beast of bude, not todays bude x
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>>85110085
Not sure the rhymes add up here big lad. Had potential as well.
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>>85110092
Beast of Bude is now simply Budelad. He has put his days of beasting behind him you should respect his decision.
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Young Ann Widdecombe. Could you have fixed her?
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>>85110088
Yanklass was confirmed to be a crossdresser. Grim.
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If it was me dying on the sidewalk, youd walk right over me! I pass you every day and you don't notice me x
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I wonder what she was like as a uni student.
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>>85110112
Thought that was Bobby Sands.
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Who she was.
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Sort of wish I was a student at Oxbridge in the 60s or 90s. Would have been interesting and cool.
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Living in a house share when I was at Uni was the worst experience of my life.
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HHL was in Spain and had a great time, unlike spammong, who's here 16 hours/day imitating him
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/223160046/#q223160747
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Ann didn't do nothink wrong. She was just a batty old woman, who seemed like she'd be pretty fun to talk to.
The left are so cringe and gay. Can't identify a valid opponent to save their lives.

Who is it that's oppressing the workers and starting all of the wars? It's not Ann Widdecombe, is it? Retard.
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>>85110108
well, nobody's perfect.
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>>85110112
>>85110116
>>85110123
>>85110126
We're doing it /britfeel/ take my updanks
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>>85110133
Based Some Like it Hot watcher.
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>>85110135
can i be in the screenshot?
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Pregabalin 300 mg garn down the hatch in 5
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>>85110135
Bet you're a right laugh at parties.
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>>85110131
As far as the left are concerned, if you oppose gay marriage and gay adoption you may as well be a Nazi paedophile and you should be killed.
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>>85110147
I am. Are you?
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wonder what happened to downstairs' baby.

how many years do babies take to stop crying?
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>>85110154
Yeah, lid. I show everyone my fluffy pony comics and it makes them all cackle and the lassies wetter than Helper's arse.
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You know from one glance he's a faggot communist. Probably imagines he will receive love letters and marriage proposals in prison from leftist women.
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>he goes to parties
Thats gonna be a cringe from me, dog
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Might have farded me self

X
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>>85110129
You're telling me he was on holiday but couldn't keep away from 4chan? pfffffffffft

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/223023732/#223024257
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>>85110164
This is the thing that worried about the Luigi Mangione phenomenon in America. Mentally ill man with a bone to pick with a healthcare insurance company shot a CEO and pissed away his own life. Showered with admiration and sexual lust from femoids.

Now every mental retard desperate for validation and love can be inspired to kill a famous enemy of the people.
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Only been to a couple of parties at uni. Got drunk a bit once. One was freshers week. They were shit and boring. Just mongs drinking and talking about nothing.
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>>85110170
He'll never show his face on 4chan will he breh, you doxxed him and bullied him hard.
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>>85110170
>in Salou
Since when was salou located in the UK?
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>>85110206
Not possible he posted when he got home?
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>7 stops away

the van is a stone's throw away. mad, this.
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mad how everyone goes on holidays. i mean that's fun and fine, good for them, but HelperLad or Crosslad or someone will just casually post
>right, off to Venice for the weekend!
and i'm sorry but there are questions...
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I think all the porn I watch and the constant wanking has made it noticeably more difficult for me to get and maintain an erection and I'm only 23. Am I cooked lads?
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>>85110220
I don't really get it as a thing.
Maybe if you're specifically travelling with some kind of goal or intent, but who travels half way around the world to "relax"?
Bruv, make some friends, and get drunk in the park. It's cheaper. Build a pinball arcade in your garage.
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Another Saturday night playing with your own arseholes is it gents?
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>>85110241
watch porn less.
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>>85110242
Chika-coded post.
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>>85110206
Another one lmao
>>85110213
Just look at the dates

Not looking good for little lad
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>>85110252
What a silly little bugger
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18 stellas for a tenner at tesco just flashed up on my phone? Back in a bit, not missing out on that.
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>>85110250
idk who that is, tbf tbf
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>>85110244
It's mid afternoon, ya numpty.
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>>85110252
I see. What's your plan for bulling him off 4chan now?
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It Saturday x

Freeze, I'm Welp Welper!
Put your knob in me arse, gimme all your cummies
This is the story of Welp Welper
The queerest lad from old Sunderland town

He was the queerest lad, in old Sunderland town
He was the queerest lad, his pants always pulled down
He had no shame at all, no, no, no shame at all
He was the queerest lad, oh, he was really bent
He left his Deano's flat, anus can't pay the rent
He took his Bantus along 'cause they were thick and strong

Waa waa waa waa
Welp Welper, he made Ahmed cum
Waa waa waa waa
Welp Welper, Used condoms in bum
Waa waa waa waa
Welp Welper, his batty unquenched
Waa waa waa waa
Welp Welper, his Huggies kick up a stench
https://youtu.be/f3XcNskAxp0
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>>85110252
Oh no no no no hahahaha
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Couple packs of duck noodles, some bacon and a fried egg, should do for muh meal today methinks.
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>cuckGPT refusing to discuss blockthespot at all

Fuck these corpo kikes lol
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got that delivery in, we are eating good tonight
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>>85110300
Tell it your friend who pays for got+ managed to talk to his about it.
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>>85110300
i have it installed. what you wanna know
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So what, the taxpayer just sends dossers around the world for fun every couple months? Didn't the left used to hold on to something akin to 'the dignity of labour'?
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>>85110252
When you post from abroad on your phone without wifi you still have a UK flag. How do you virgins not know this lmao
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>>85110252
He's had a absolute disaster here
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>>85110300
>cuckGPT
maxcringe.webp
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So Sean is down but not out. What now?
Driving you mad...
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>>85110308
I also got a delivery, 2 cards and a sticker. Also ordered the Nippon meiji card as well for Pidgeotto. Not eating them though, got some noddles. Pidgey database sorted for now, moved onto the others, but I don't have many of them so will hopefully get it finished today, then can get back to dossing on vidya.
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>>85110323
No you don't, I was posting in the WEC thread in /sp/ at Spa last year with a Belgian flag.
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Fuming he has a gf. Fuming he's on holiday. Oh aye.
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>>85110323
how? surely the IP geolocation thing goes off an actual data centre near there? like it's not bridging to the UK, right? (maybe i'm missing something, i am not smart.)

>>85110354
which two cards did you get?

>Not eating them though, got some noddles.
good. do not eat the cards.
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>>85110366
Wow that's a good view, how much did that set you back?
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washed my willy because it was smelly but i cot a bit exited and did a wank and now im cooomed and my willy is smelly again
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>>85110380
Honestly I cannot remember my mate sorted out all the tickets but it wasn't ticketed seating it was first come first served type of thing so we just had to be at the track for opening. The walk up to the stand is brutal btw.
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>>85110375
>>85110323
>>85110366

>If your UK carrier uses home-routed roaming, you may still get a UK flag. If it uses local breakout, you're more likely to get a Spanish flag.

Depends. kek
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>>85110400
You're a silly sausage ain't ya?
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>>85110409
those birds are going to get seriously hurt!
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>>85110252
Amazing what a pass and VPN will do, glad to see his pass is still active. I wonder if he is this new passy gimmick?
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Got me a rustlers on the go
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the real issue with that post is learning he has migrated to /int/.
he has betrayed us.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLVb0rnHSp4

Spotiburgh recommending me some proper kinegraphique-on-the-naze there innit
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>>>/int/223127750

he's right
(also Spanish flag, also developments in the black triangle/dreamdolphin lore)
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Fink i'll spaff later

Luv latrina gigawhores me i do

X
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>>85110475
>good ending.png
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No wooze tonight only waraoke x

I can't stop getting bummed by you
Feel man-love coming through you
DEANO with you beside me
Hold on, heaven guide me.
GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESH
Can't hold out much longer
'Cos GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESH
Can't hold out am getting bummed

https://youtu.be/dW66keO8Iew
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>>85110507
Are you taking karaoke requests x
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Sean is going to be PISSED when he comes back and sees all the lads making fun of him for weeks on end lol
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I watched Patriots Day yesterday. Very, very underwhelming film, maybe a 4/10 at best, not even really a film as such, more like a dramatised non-narrated documentary with a mix of fictional inserts and real world people. Odd movie.
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can someone with an /int/ presence request HHL's return?
has he been banned, or is he just taking a s*bbatical?
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Helper being found face down ass up in a sunny back alley in Salounderland
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i have already eaten all six of the Special K dark chocolate breakfast bars.

do i feel stuffed? yes. do i feel satisfied? no ;_;
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Motion smoothing mongs deserve death.
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I just use SpotX, got them ad free bilateral EMDR sounds, it's ace.
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>>85110544
my uncle has it on his telly. looks class, like everything is moving at 60 FPS instead of 25.

get with the times, gramps x
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>>85110252
Hahahahahahaha what a thick cunt
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Went to the local caff. Emergency dentist the morra. Shite
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>>85110590
British food is so fucking grim lmao
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>>85110590
That is one of the saddest fucking plates of food I have ever seen. I cannot believe you actually paid money for that.
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>>85109896
Sorry lad I was having a nap, and yeah that would do, or just water, I ain't fussy
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>baked beans
:/

>baked beans in a ramekin
:O
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>>85110607
do you need it to take away though? like get on with your deliveries?

i am NOT giving a delivery bloke a glass (i'm sorry but i'm just not)
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>>85110614
You can hand me the glass of water, then I drink the glass of water, say thank you very much and hand you back the empty glass of water
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>>85110621
no i can't. you leave my damn glasses alone.

you can have a can of pop to take away though x
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>>85110590
Looks decent that mate was it cheap?
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>>85110634
I'll be careful I won't break it
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>>85110590
Oh my fucking lord lad
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>>85110603
>nope
>>85110640
>it lush
britfeel in a bean-stained Tupperware nutshell
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for me, it's toast's inability to REMAIN warm.

inb4 'hest up the plate' i have it still goes cold.
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>>85110590
Did that meal cause the dentist trip?
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>>85110590
Circumcised 10p sausages kinell innit
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>bought a cheap bike
>needs new brake cables
ugh I might just throw it out
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>>85110679
The temperature of the toast doesn't bother me, but I don't like when the butter or spread or whatever makes it go soggy. My way of making toast is toast it way before you actually have to dish up the full english, so that you can let it cool completely and then add the topping (my personal fave is a salted butter/olive oil blend spread). I love when the actual spread is still solid on top, it has a very cool mouthfeel, while the toast underneath remains crunchy. Luverley!
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>>85110689
Or just be a hardcase and ride brakeless.
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Real hard nuts ride seatless and just take the fucking metal rod up their arse like a real man
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sean shagging a fit spanish lass
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>>85110719
>why do you ride your bike up and down that road with loads of speedbumps all day, dad?
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>>85110697
oh i'm with you there. like i've done fried toast, French toast, or whatever it's called. or just stuck it under the grill until the butter melts into the bread.
then you just end up with a floppy soggy mess, don't you? melted butter CAN be lush IN things. but i'd like it ATOP the bread (even a bit cold/firm still) if that's all right with you.
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>>85110727
Sean has penile impotence, he is physically incapable of having sex.
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>>85110737
He can't get hard on cocaine which is very common
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>penile impotence
Castrated by God
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>>85110741
He's said before that even when he's sober he can't get it up any more
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>>85110719
No you're thinking of real gay nuts. Real hard nuts don't put netting over their basket, then jump over every speed bump on the way home.
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>>85110748
Their basket full of (mainly black and brown) dildos, you mean?
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>I couldn't get hard so my mate fucked the escort in front of me while she took the piss out of me
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>>85110767
i dont understand why he still paid
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>>85110783
Cuckold fetish, Humiliation fetish...
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Anyone watching the BRONZE final as they're calling it now? We all know it's the 3rd place playoff you can't fool us FIFA.
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imagine being a lassie who enjoys ridiculing men, and there are all these men who want to be humiliated, and they'll actually pay you for it.

phwoar (this is a financial 'phwoar' not a sexual 'phwoar'.)
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>>85110796
>bronze

surprised you can still get away with that, implying it's 'lesser'.

thought it'd be like picrel, used to be called 'bronzer' back in the day.
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>>85110796
fuck that humiliation ritual
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England garn full scale tonight for a chance at THIRD (LAST) place. LMAO.
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Killzone Shadow Fall to play, shooting motherfuckers all up in this bitch.
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three posts in 2 seconds, is it
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>>85110833
should let em play again desu. Argentina are an illegitimate nation of cheats.
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Posting shite nobody cares about all Saturday night is it gents?
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*loads up his sick terminal-based file manager*

all right lads? yeah, this is my computer, it's just what i like, no biggie.

*goes back to mouse-driven GUIs when the scrots are down*
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Getting on it me fuck the lot x

https://youtu.be/UX6K7waag5Q
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There's more dignity in not even qualifying than coming THIRD place. Runner up baby place more like.
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Third place means last and we all know it. It will be more dignified to just lose tonight desu than have a third place wooden spoon trophy on the books.
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just retire from football. your cuck-trophy is a sign of weakness and defeat.
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Protips for getting your deliveries hassle free:
>make sure the number on your house is clearly visible
>if your house has got a name you can piss off, I can find them but 99% of drivers won't be able to
>if you've got a porch make sure it's open
>if you're expecting a parcel and your phone rings make sure you answer the phone it's the delivery driver who can't find your ridiculously located property
>don't buy heavy stuff if you live above the ground floor
>if there's more than one flight of stairs you should meet the driver downstairs
and my biggest protip:
>just go to a brick and mortar store, there are shopping centers all over the place
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>>85110878
Fresh start didn't last long did it
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>>85110903
You just be a good little immigrant worker and wait patiently for your white master to receive you.
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Competing for third place is a great humiliation.
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the winner of the third place playoff will have won as many matches as the winner of the world cup
I think that's a beautiful thing
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>>85110933
I'm White British. I don't even need to do deliveries I'm up for a very good job but I'll still do it after that I just need to keep very busy and keep myself out of trouble
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>>85110955
Proving that England can only win against mid teams.
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>>85110961
> keep very busy and keep myself out of trouble
Whys that. You've introduced a fascinating piece of lore now. Do you have a dark vice.
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>>85110969
Let's just say I am a man afflicted by certain temptations.
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>>85110969
Not literal trouble, it's just a saying lad
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>>85111006
Keeping busy I get. But keeping VERY busy? What happens if you don't?
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>>85110961
I once knew a lad like that, he had two jobs and worked seven days a week.
He was gay.
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>>85103564
Fixable or usable.
1. Place the strainer over a bowl or pan of smaller circumference and it's still usable.
2. Remove what remains of the strainer that is still attached to the handle.
Straighten/cut the bends on the lower part of the handle. Bend the bottom of the handle at right angles, push the bent right angles into the holes that are where the handle was on the strainer. Fixed, but might be floppy?
Tools required, pliers, hacksaw.
3. Buy a new one.
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>>85111015
Idk mate nothing specific
>>85111016
Is it related though, like what he worked 7 days a week to avoid his gay urges? maybe he just needed the extra cash
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>>85111032
No, he was happily out.
A proud, hardworking gay, just like you.
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>>85103564
>>85111024
4. buy a rice cooker
Then you don't need to drain the rice
I got one its proper good
https://yum-asia.com/uk/product/panda-mini-advanced-fuzzy-logic-ceramic-rice-cooker/
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>>85111056
Defo not gay, relationships with women are actually part of the troubles
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Just remembered when Ginyu changed bodies with Bulma.
I would have frigged myself off immediately, holy fuck.
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Cuddles with the missus in front of the fire with a movie on tonight is it gents?
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Watched that Troy didn't I? Redditors said that the extended version ruins the music composition a bit but I think I've ended up watching that version anyway. Oh well.

Anyway, it was kino. Brad Pitt eh, corrr and I do mean corrr. I know for certain that I will find The Odyssey will be slop in comparison.
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Anal fun with Sean
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>>85110878
Bell the plug
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>>85111071
Maybe, let's see a pic of her first, then I'll decide if I come over.
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>>85111071
well that depends on when she gets the kids to bed.
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>>85111060
I use the reduction method. x2 the amount of water to rice, bring it to a boil, cover with lid. Turn it right down, simmer for 15 mins, it's usually done at this point and no need to strain. If not, give it a few more mins.
That looks smart I must say. When I move I might look into getting one.
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any arses need shagged?
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>>85111101
It is good, I got a big bag of short grain, comes out like you get in wagas and that
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thinking about hiring a prossie just so I can lick her feet for an hour
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Making massaman curry for tea
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>>85111069
What happens to women if you don't keep very busy?
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>>85111130
Go 'ed, mate. Love a review from the lads!
Thoughts on freezing excess cooked rice and reheating?
>>85111165
Homemade Chicken Balti for me.
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Why do unhinged sex maniacs end up in driving jobs? Shippy, Budey, Driverlid
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Most IRL conversation now is people saying things they saw on their phones
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Care home excursion to Spain
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I separate my curry and rice. Yes I have OCD, you know this, shut your face hahaha
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Welpers bare arse being paraded around the mud huts of the Wantu chieftains
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Fuck it on them Westrella Walicia Premium weers with Deano and Steve garn full fucking scale tonight x
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>>85111192
Intense relationships that end badly
>>85111204
I don't think you're meant to reheat rice desu, the rice cooker has got a keep warm function, works good, can go up to 24 hours but I rarely have more than one meal of rice in a day
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>>85111024
>>85111060
>>85111101
thanks Lollers + not-Lollers.
it's snapped off entirely and i don't trust superglue to hold it (might be a bit dodgy having glue around food/boiling water anyway?)

i've moaned about rice getting caught under the rim of this thing for years, might just get a new one. i've asked before, but have any of you lads got a good sieve you bought off Amazon or somewhere? one that's a solid torus around the top?
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Speaking to my German mate on discord, not seen him since the Sim Racing Expo 2023. Wish I could go back to that point in my life, when I wasn't a loser.
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> KitchenCraft Stainless Steel 18cm Round Sieve
corrr.

> 11 pounds and 49 pence
norrr.
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>>85111400
My gran got me a sieve for draining noodles the other day, not sure why, I never asked for one. I appreciate it though :)
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THIS TIME BABY I'LL BE BANTUPROOOOOOF X
https://youtu.be/NQdC7h609k8
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>>85111397
what happened in the last three years?
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>started watching Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy today planning to just watch one or two a week
>ended up finish the whole thing in one sitting
corr lads
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>>85111432
nice of her, that!
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>>85111454
I started experience really bad mental health issues and became a recluse. It can happen to anyone unfortunately. We were attending as part of a team it was a really cool experience but It's something that seems so far away now.
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>>85111465
>No. of episodes
>7
corrr this sounds tolerable.

mind you, i never finished The Prisoner. started to feel like filler a few episodes in. might just be my modern short-attention-span brain, i bet it was dead exciting week-to-week in the 60s.
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>>85111442
Tune to be fair lid it's acceptable
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>>85111482
>part of a team
Did you have to pay? What team?
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>>85111400
Mate, I know you don't like to go out much, so maybe a mate can get you one.
I have near me and there is another one in the city centre. An Asian shop, I call mine "The Turks" and they sell all kinds of stuff, you get cans of pop for very cheap because it has Arabic writing on the cans. Do you know the type place?
You could get one from there for 2 or 3 quid, for that price you can buy two.
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>>85111530
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING NONCE
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Lollers boning Helper on a freshly painted wunderland park bench
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wish I could talk/act like one of those mid-20th century Old Etonian/Oxbridge lads. All those mannerisms. You just can't learn that if you didn't grow up with it
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>>85111400
Get this when you're next buying some pop from Amazon
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That's one thing I couldn't take seriously in Great Expectations. Some blacksmith lad becoming a gentleman at age 20? They would have sniffed him out in a second
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>>85111530
>I know you don't like to go out much, so maybe a mate can get you one.

mate A just offered to head out on a nightwalk some time. might pop and zop and go for a stroll next week.

>Do you know the type place?
there is a weird hardware shop not far from me ran by an (i think) Indian family. it used to be AMAZING (price-marked stuff from decades ago). some sort of drama with them and i think they've switched managers, now it's more pricey ;_;

the problem with Poundland, B&M, etc type stuff is you could be getting something solid that just happens to be in there, or something rubbish that falls apart (people probably don't return things).

maybe i should invest in a GOOD sieve. i love rice and boiled vegetables
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>>85111400
Go to a brick and mortar store, literally any supermarket will have a wide range of sieves and you can see in person whether anything will get stuck in the rim
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>>85111611
yeah might do this actually. i just wish that 20cm was on special too (currently 6.88 quid).

i think my current one is 20cm (8 inches for normal people) and it can just about fit four portions of cooked rice.

thanks friends
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Darts on, I'm pissed. Might throw some arrers online against some euros in a bit.
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i will go out and get a sieve. i have a goal. it is a purpose, a mechanical task, with a logical endpoint and a functional reward.

i told you lads: agoraphobia arc is ending x
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anyway here i am prattling on about sieves

how are you lads tonight? are people going to watch the match? has anyone made anything cool in a game (Stardew farm or Minecraft base or owt)?
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>>85111619
He'd been hanging out with and idolising rich folk thoughever. Plus Pip was a frail little faggot so he would have fit right in with poshos.
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I'm sad because I'll never be socially functional enough to work, I'll never have a relationship and I worry about the future when I'm all alone.
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>>85111729
I'm playing Pokopia and trying my best to take it slow.
I find world building games like that to only be really fun at the beginning when I'm still figuring things out. As soon as I know a few tricks and I can reshape the world a lot or quickly then I lose interest.
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is Great Expectations just Pygmalion/My Fair Lady for boys?
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Getting a bit steamy now with Steve and Julius fuck the lot x

Another cock another wokkle but always Deano
It's like the visions of bantus seems to be true
Another cock another wokkle but always Deano
In the night I dream of bantus and you

I take take, I take your cock
In the batty, in your dreams, a gape so true
I take take, I take your cock
In the batty, in your dreams, a gape so true


https://youtu.be/Pav2f4b-1ZE
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Thinking about deleting my asmr and 4chan folders, packing away everything. Giving up on everything. Goodbye lads. This is not a healthy life for me. Literally crying right now, it's all gone to shit.
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>>85111763
I know what you mean but they're quite different really.
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>>85111709
You'll be able to do fancy fried eggs.
Crack the egg over the sieve and let the watery part of the white run out, and just fry what's left in the sieve, or poach or whatever.
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>>85111782
get them archived, marra.

i have realised that if i die, this folder dies with me.
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>>85111824
It's not worth the effort to be honest. It's all reposted shit anyway.
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>>85111835
;_; but you worked hard. it is a COLLECTION
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>>85111821
I've never understood the need for that desu
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might rustle up a STAGG chili + rice.

man cannot live by oats alone x
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>>85111909
I've never done it, just fun to try I guess. I had a proper sieve, but think I chucked it.
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>>85111939
I got the dynamite stuff the other day and my arse hasn't been the same since.
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Better in my pocket init
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>>85111775
Get a fucking bag in lid
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I like minge
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>>85111974
The house always wins lad.
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Leftists be like
>grr private property can go to heck
>is that heckin AI generated? YOU ARE STEALING COPYRIGHTED TRADEMARKED PRIVATELY OWNED MATERIAL
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>>85111992
I know, but I really hope not tonight. (Springer is a jobber, this bet is dead on)
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>>85111996
thats not why they hate it, its because huge company are stealing the work of not well of creators, its theft of labour
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>>85112009
Which distributes the means of producing art to everyone including disabled people instead of privileged artists and other huge companies.
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The fact is leftist trannies are upset nobody will pay for them drawing weird deviantart porn now.
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>>85112030
teaching everyone art for free would distribute the means of production to everyone, keeping it behind a paywall monopolies it
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300 seconds then i can post a zany /tv/ thread that's funny to me and one other person.
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>>85112038
Is it the tranners stopping you from getting a girlfriend is it lad?
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>>85111996
I stopped taking leftists seriously after some lad pointed out they're socialist about everything else but suddenly turn into ruthless free market individualists when it comes to sex. Ugly autistic virgins aren't entitled to have their sexual needs met? Fine then you're not entitled to my labour and taxes. Simple as.
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Openly being a leftist in 2026 is like revealing you're a paedophile
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>>85112082
leftists are hypocrites about absolutely everything
>indigenous peoples have a right to their lands!
>no, not white ones
>no amount of abuse should ever be tollerated!
>no, not abuse against white men
They're either very stupid, or very evil.
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>>85112096
Obligatory nightcorefan86
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>>85112106
you can tell by the anime profile pic that he's very intelligent
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>>85112082
i am a woke liberal (British sense) liberal (American sense) and if i'm elected Lord Protector of Northumbria, all lads will have sex on tap. council tax will cover it (along with your actual taps.)
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nobody cares about my /tv/ thread. maybe because it's nonsense, not funny, and there's nothing to discuss.

will that DeepSeek website teach me how to make better threads?
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*necks another Westrella* oh aye x
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>>85112106
I dated a leftist for a while and those were indeed her favourite subjects
>>85112111
Can tell by the ad hominem you are very intelligent!
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>>85112088
Why hasn't being based an rightwing netted you a trad wife?
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>>85112130
>I dated a leftist for a while and those were indeed her favourite subjects

York?
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>>85112133
Do I detect a touched nerve lad?
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>>85112130
there is no argument to engage with he even conflates leftism with liberalism
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none of my views affect my inability to find a spouse
i mean if anything there will be singletons on whatever team

no, it is my REPULSIVE PERSONALITY and i take ownership of that x
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>>85112149
>there is no argument to engage with
Time for THAT other tweet. You are all exactly the same lmao. Zombies.
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>>85112164
there is nothing about this i dont understand though, prove me wrong
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>>85112137
Nah east midlands. She was a nice lass just had her head filled with nonsense from watching youtube.
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>>85112122
>remember when movies were colorful?

kek?
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>I have started a part time job.
>Trolls will say it's because I got kicked off benefits but I applied for it.
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>>85112176
Tis not my job to educate you hun x
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>>85112141
I'll take that as a no and you are a virgin with no friends
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>>85112206
Haha see the post I made 38 seconds before you matey x
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>>85112199
im not asking that im telling you to prove your argument. you wont
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>>85112181
nah lad wouldn't spell it that way, although that's a good point. when films started doing that dark blue tint, they all looked like they were filmed day for night. now most films look like they were ACTUALLY filmed at night.

my nonsense is >>>/tv/221872397
not as good as my clouds thread the other day
>>>/tv/221718898
some funny replies
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>just explain 4 year old tweets to me that everyone else understands perfectly well
Lmao
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>>85112182
part time life is the best if you can afford it
get the self respect of a toiler and the free time of a neet
I do 3 days a week and it's just right
love saying have a nice weekend to the office foids when I leave on a Wednesday
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>>85112182
troll here, no trollings from me, only CONGRATULATIONS <3
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>>85112182
Congrats what kind of work
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i knew he couldn't prove himself, no substance in him
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Getting that Wesco WOOOOSH in for some more weers x

Know me broken by my Deano
Gape me it's wild, wokkle bank after

Into my bum again
Same big cock in my back end
So I've got a a big messy gape
Try to gape it once my way

https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs
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>>85112392
Strange choice among your usual fare lid
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>>85112159
For me it's being ugly af
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Linkin Park - Bum
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>>85112435
same. dunno what people (have) see(n) in me really. but ugly people do get with people, dunno how Incel Theory(TM) accounts for that.

maybe some people are just crazy, or have poor vision.
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Helper snogging steve in the back row of the Omniplex cinema screen 3
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feelin in dis kind of mood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UD-bixAkvo
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>>85112526
class game, this. it is just comfy (and i do mean comfy.)
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>>85111782
You won't be missed here faggot.
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Still masturbating HARD to videos that would get me a police interview under caution.
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>Zelda: Wind Waker - Great Sea (cover w/lyrics)

quite like this lad's jaunty little vocal version.

if they ever go back to giving Zelda games good music, i want some pure shounen-anime-style song with lyrics.
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>>85112569
Based, lad. Fuck these losers.
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>>85112572
>Still masturbating HARD to videos that would get me a police interview under caution.
based
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Back from my holiday to Spain. Was told it's now a dangerous, third-world shit hole. Didn't witness any crime or once feel unsafe. Crazy how this website and social media just pretend it is.
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>>85112635
Did you stick any bits of tapas up your bum while you was there?
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>>85112635
Should have stayed we don't want you back faggot
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>>85112635
i live in England and i have not seen a non-white person in weeks.
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there is no need for all this anger
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Can't even get a stiffy these days, I must have mental health
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Applying for PIP cos I can't get a stiffy
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This must be the blackest starting 22 of the world cup. Two western european countries. Joke.
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Get me Washford in my bed with a Wokkle oh aye x
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Viagra that will sort your out ED it's is not laughing matter when your lad won't work
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>>85112708
Washford, Wag, Weer, in that fucking order x
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they should make goggles where you see the world in anime and 3DPD women are rendered as superior 2D _bidhoujo_ and then dysfunctional men will be able to get stiffies again n_n
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>>85112000
Ermmm you can stop jobbing now Luke lad
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Even the ref's black. It's like watching the Africa Cup
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does anyone have that AI picture of HelperLad skulking around with a cheeky wag?

hope he takes this stuff in good fun, it's just a funny image to me.
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>>85112738
oh no no
LL is going to kill someone
(you heard it here first)
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Phwoar 1-0 after 2 mins. Get them subs going Tuchel, we need to defend this lead
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>>85112762
Thanks, Ron Manager
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>>85112762
Corr let's let France sit in our box for 88 mins
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>>85112762
I half expected him to play 11 attackers with Kane in goal to piss everyone off even more.
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this morning at work an american girl asked me if i had seen her sweater
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>>85112828
you should have said
>not yet, but come back to mine and i'll make you sweat, eh!
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>>85112828
What type of sweater?
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>>85112853
i think she said it was red but i was a bit flustered at the time what with a foid talking to me so i dont remember fully
>>85112849
she was probably disgusted by my existence
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The French don't give two fucks that goalie hardly moved to defend that shot kek
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Crafty lad around? I've got it.
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>>85112872
kek it 2 nil
havent even been watching me
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>>85112893
Same, only a gimmick match anyway really.
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>>85112893
If only we played this during the semi finals! Bloody ell!
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>>85112869
I would have looked out for it if you knew what it looked like
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I don't care if the guy has seven Michelin stars. Not eating raw pork.
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>>85112875
>network is faster than disk write speeds
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Oh this uncooked chicken is a delicacy because it has a single piece of coriander on top, is it? Well stuff it up yer arse if you like it so much. I'm not eating that shite.
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>>85112900
yea by the looks of it neither team put out their best 11
>>85112912
i looked around the room a bit but it wasnt there
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>>85112922
i'm a bit tempted by those Japanese sushi places that do raw chicken.

that lad on outer /r9k/ with all his weird raw meats, he must have worms living inside him by now.
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That will do
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Get fucked paddy ya cunt
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its underdiscussed how much road lines and traffic lights contribute to the ugliness of modern world imo
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>>85113004
>>85113012
whoa. what will you buy? you could get a nice new chair for that
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Where was this fighting spirit during the Argentina game? What a joke. Winning this match is like rubbing salt in the wound.
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>>85112875
Nice, hopefully you'll love it. When you thinking of having a go? Bit tired now, and will take a while to download any mods (I'm less than 100mbs speed).
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>>85113024
i don't know HOW they messed this up.
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>>85112954
i accidently clicked your post so i guess i owe you a (you) now
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3-0? That's what I call LUSH x
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3 whites on the pitch btw
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>>85113097
4-0 now little lad
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Do the 2nd best losers even get a cup?
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French mademoiselles getting the Jacque attack tonight x
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>>85113106
correction 4, but still
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I'm really really mentally ill, and life is becoming unbearable
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>>85113125
Same lad but we have to carry on we have no other choice.
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>>85113125
>>85113141
come lets watch the rain as its falling down
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4-0? That's how it fucking shoulds be x
Fuck them baguette eating bastards x
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>>85113203
New edish tyvm
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>>85113074
thanks mate. maybe i'm not quite >>85113012 but we all have to start somewhere x



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