Sunday evening wagie dread edition
>>85119891Shit like this is why I'll never work. Too stressful.
Corr them Wantus have done a number on my arse and that is how it should be. Time for some Karaoke with the lids xAnother cock another wokkle but always DeanoIt's like the visions of bantus seems to be trueAnother cock another wokkle but always DeanoIn the night I dream of bantus and youI take take, I take your cockIn the batty, in your dreams, a gape so trueI take take, I take your cockIn the batty, in your dreams, a gape so truehttps://youtu.be/Pav2f4b-1ZE
>>85119907Why do some men sexualise the idea of being a virgin forever? Genuinely baffling.
Imagine dating a cute 24yo wagie rose like her and she brings you back snacks from greggs. It sucks that no girl would want to be in your life. It's not because you don't work - it's because you aren't attractive. There is nothing you can do about your genetics.
he found his calling x
>>85119932one sexy man in the greggs outfit, corr
>>85119940I think I die a little inside each time I see one of these clips of a wagie drone performing a soul-crushing task with incredible flair or efficiency. Equally I die a bit inside when I see normies comment under the clips like 'wow, yeah, this guy is killing it!'.
Oh, give me cock, lots of cock under batty boys aboveGarn stuff me inLet me ride on the wide Bantu willies that I loveGarn stuff me inLet me be on my back with Deanos to appeaseMy batty getting blown up till I fall onto my kneesSucking cock forever, but I ask you pleaseGarn stuff me inhttps://youtu.be/vMnLoOnrwbg
This is the only issue most girls probably have in their day to day lives. Just something so trivial like a bit of hair sticking out.
>>85119932tilde used to work at greggs but she tried to disembowel herself in the storage room behind the counter after being misgendered by some lad on his lunch break
>>85119932imagine dating some slag named "rebecca"
>>85119968Oh aye that's a decent one x
Women and wagies hate and dollies of past and present. Fascinating.
>>85119940yanks only have salty popcorn and that blows my british mind
>>85119952She is a biological woman with Turner syndrome. I think she is a top tier rose. She wouldn't even care about you or me.
>>85119997Not forgetting Garlic Parm Buffalo Blue Cheese Tajin Corn Syrup flavour
>>85120004just trolling, they're a beautiful lass, truly.
>>85119966comments like that are predictable, i suppose. but my HOPE is that the guy is having fun with it, tricks are just cool innit. if you saw a bartender doing some flair like this and all your cynical brain can think is>just make me my drink...then you have no soul.
My bedroom feels like it's getting smaller lads. Am I getting bigger or am I going insane?
cba with that film. the actors were too wooden.
>>85119980It's easy to be misgendered when you are forced to wear a hairnet. That's sad.>>85119989She is a rose, not a slag.
>>85120024you're trapped in one of those lacunary spaces, lad.
>>85120032prove that shes a virgin
>>85120021Yes she is a very beautiful lass. The only thing I dislike is her belly mole.>>85120056She is in a relationship with a non-white man. Most 24 year olds are having sex.
>>85120029I love Toy Story 1 and 2.
>>85120075absolutely disgusting, total slag
Does Ruth does things with Will? She said she wasn't religious. I am not a religious lad by the way.
>>85120075The rule is that once they've been black, we don't want them back, it's as simple as that.
>>85120111He sticks it in her tuppence every week and packs her fudge every other month.
>>85120104It's disgusting because it's not you. You're a white lad and an immigrant turned up on our shores and got a rose before you. I can see why you would show anger.
>>85120133He isn't white, he's a Turk.
>>85120114She has never been with a black lad.>>85120122That seems about right apart from the anal sex. That's too messy and you would feel like pooping constantly for a good week after.
>>85120138No we are all mostly white british men here.
>>85120133im not worried about myself, i have a beautiful girlfriend
I can't even begin to think how you even get a girlfriend these days. Well I understand you go on an online dating app but it's a massive numbers game. You wouldn't stick out, you have no exciting life photos and experience...so even if you are lucky enough to be in a job, what kind of girl would want you? It's depressing to think about how it is so convenient yet so impossible.
>>85120213Lucky you. Is she real?
Had a huge argument with mum the other day, police were giving me attitude like I was the bad guy. Honestly want to live on my own but she knows I can't escape here (unless I want to be voluntarily homeless). I don't want to live in a hostel with druggies, alcoholics and thieves. Where the fuck would my stuff go? See I need to just chuck most of my shit out so I don't worry about that.
>>85120224shes real alrightid show you a picture but i dont know you
Made pork belly for my dad (Iam vegan) and he loved it
Want to get something to eat but mum is downstairs and we are not talking as of a few days ago. Too awkward. Hate this fucking life.
Don't need a gf when you got some bumsesh buddies.
>>85120218I have one of these hats desu
>>85120218Just be tall and attractive moi lid
Foid on leddit said her type is tall, attractive and muscular men. Isn't that every foids type lol. Rape foids to death.
wonder where blad goes on hoiidays
>>85120270Could be worse lad. My mum right now I has this thing on her head in the front room as she believes it will make her look younger and youthful. Also to ad insult to injury she's listening to an AI novel about a love story between vampires and wear wolves again.
>>85120314Wherever he damn well pleases, lid. He'll even steal baby blad's grannies if he feels like it. Nothing like a dusty cave dive.
I stink of piff
Might just pretend it's England playing tonight and we happen to have a tiny new fella that's better than the rest
>>85120314When we were middle class we went on a holiday in Tenerife for 2 weeks in 2007. It was fucking terrible I hated every minute of it. I was counting down the days to come home.
>>85120345Who is the guy?
Wouldn't mind going to on a weekend getaway to Bude myself, perhaps even a little sightseeing at Lidl, Bude.
>>85120351What's to hate about two weeks of getting everything for freeee
>>85120353Don't know mate I never watch footy
im hungry for some chocolate
>>85120356Don't know I just wanted to go home it was unbearably hot. One day it was 40 degrees and we had to stay inside the hotel room it was that hot. Talking about this has made me sad now as it's brought up bad memories of the past, shan't be mentioning it again.
>>85120386Sorry I asked pal.
>>85120386memories of when i fucked your bum?
>>85120298my type is light hair light eyes and very cute
>>85120328it got that matt b five star review x
i was a proper miserable bairn. on our hols to Turkey i used to just sit inside the hotel room on my Game Boy. f*** the sun.
b-but Mister Tramadol, we're both boys~
Me? Hungry for some Choccy Deano x
remember crying at a theme park. wonder if my older sibling noticed. it felt empty. maybe im ungrateful but i tried really hard not to cry.
me? hungry for some actual choccy>Arriving today 6 pm - 10 pmhow can they still claim that when>6:50 pm: Out for delivery eh? EH?
>>85120465>my older siblingare they a non-binary or something?
>>85120484I've had a 5pm-10pm slot not leave until gone 8:30pm before, must've been a short run for the person dropping it off.
>reflective helmetwew, must've been a nightmare not getting the camera in the shot.
And more. Now I have the Nippon B side stickers for pidgey pidgeotto and pidgeot, well not now but soon. Meowth and pidgey display art (thin that is just fab art, but tbc and all that). Spent more money on this this week than I have on weed, and I love muh weed.Speaking of, spliff time.Still got some cards to sort, but being totally honest now, could be interesting psychologically, I HAVE THEM.
And dis is purchased
>>85120328These things are probably giving millions of women face cancer.
>>85120459What about an Argentinian Diego?
>>85120603bloody HP/damage creep. back in our day, 60 hit points was enough for us.
>>85120570Taps so hard into my nostalgia this, so unaware of how innovative it was for the time. Think I played the tape til it broke.
Work place assessments coming up. I should sign up for benefits so I'm ready.
corr Wobbie Williams in the world cup final ceremony
>>85119891>>85119932>>85119940>>85119971Well too bad because every entry level position will be taken using the Tim Horton's method.
>>85120681always good to be prepared, ladalso get on every waiting list for every health condition diagnosis/treatment (you never know!)
>>85120701I've been on a waiting list for 2 years for generic therapy. I'm starting to think this whole therapy thing is a meme and no one actually does it
Gutted, this is what I want. I do have a post office up the road, and some money I could put into my account, and legs, and tomorrow exists. Looks like we have ourselves a mission for tomorrow, lads.>>85120635You should get yourself to a local pokething, I had a great time at the one I went to, plus get one under yer belt and you might want to sign up for /britfeel/ pokefest 27, it'll be great. Al;ready got 1 rsvp, and going to force the sad lad that also posts cats to come, it'll be great. Also not seen him for a bit, hope he's ok.
>messi messi messiyeah shut up you little brat kids in the tunnel.
corr world cup final time. it happening. wagies must be happy it starts at 8.
>>85120314All you can eat restaurants
Argentinians really are white. Mental.
informs the apus that IShowSpeed has kicked off the World Cup closing ceremony in blaze of colour
But I don't care what they say, I'm in love with DeanoHe try to pull out my batty, but he don't know the truthMy arse is crippled by the cocks that I keep on takingYou spunk inside me, and IKeep shittin'Keep, keep shitting spunkI keep shittin'I keep, keep shitting spunkKeep shittin'Keep, keep shitting spunkYou spunk inside mehttps://youtu.be/7_weSk0BonM
>>85120726>going to force the sad lad that also posts cats to come>not seen him for a bit, hope he's ok.you're replying to him
Boring this match might turn it off
>>85120910Bet Trump will fall asleep.
mind you even anxioagoraphobia aside, i dunno how i'd feel just meeting up with internet randos nowadays. feels like the world has shifted in some uncomfortable way.i DID meet a lass from /jp/ when i was about 20. thought it could be some /b/ stitch-up but nah. we just went for weeb food and discussed 2hus.
>>85120932Only met with a lad. Was a bit gay for him but we never met again. I wouldn't meet any one now because I'm over 30 and most men have grown up.
>>85120910It's clearly rigged for Argentina. Don't know why I'm watching
>>85120903Wohoo. Sorry man, didn't mean to insult you, I'm shit tier at recognising people.I'll buy you a card next year, did you once say you post cats but like dogs? Was that you? Rockruff exists, I'll get you a cool one of those.
space out, words cant be made outfade out, fall on the ground, laid out
>tfw no friends to go anywhere with>only maybe can contact one or two friends but they are both very overweightThat rules out things like theme parks and water parks. Can't really go to those on my own can I?
Couldn't be me as a NEET to be honest
I am also joking, sorry, not meaning to make anybody think they have to do anything. And it would be awkward af, no offence but I'd be sus af about it.
im just looking forward to the half time show and hydration breaks
Wagie faces were made for hot liquids
>>85120953n'awwh.just start going gay for men over 30. you can do it!>>85120965whoa look at this guy! he really is the best of both worlds.evolution looks cool too, like a fennec thing. rare post-gen-2 win (i'll now forget this Pokemon forever.)
>>85120992These CCTV softwares stop you exporting captures but someone can just record the screen.
Switching over to ITVX now. Shearer is boring me.
>>85120992No idea why people do this. It's like they enjoy being arrested.
>>85120984damn this is like a totally different story with the audio.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1tnG3BnUv8poor lad.
neet v wagie bait always a classic of the dullards
>>85120994>(i'll now forget this Pokemon forever.)Apart from I think he's quite cool, and have him in muh misc binder, so will be getting cards. I will stop making the shitty LET'S ALL GO TO POKEFEST jokes.
Debil cat
>>85121046i don't like this mp4.
Who scored? x
Apparently people take their phones into water parks. I guess most are quite water resistant but what about when you down those slides into deep pools? Suppose you can buy a protective case. Sad that people have to bring their phones everywhere these days so if they don't like your body they could make a tiktok on you that could go viral.
>>85121062Will in Ruth's tuppence.
>>85121062>Who scored? xSean
Is this guy an incel?
>>85121085That is doubly lush
Saw that The Odyssey kinomoviefilm didn't I. It was okay in my opinion. Some things were good, some things were bad. And that's all I have to say about that really desu desu wa.
>>85121089Some context would be nice lad who is it lol
>>85121088>>Who scored? x>SeanHe will never score X
>>85120994>just start going gay for men over 30. you can do it!I am only gay for skinny twinks with bigger cock than me.
Female fart pipe
>>85121089Looks like someone that needs a hard drive check.
>>85121102it's the guy who shits himself on stream
>>85121102Some obese bald twitch streamer WoW slave
Probably another scripted match. They're just waiting for penalities. Easy way to get goals then.
>>85121102It's someone who makes me feel less insecure about my own failings when I see him
>ywn go to a theme park ever again>ywn make friends as an adult
Welper and Warvey Wrice lounging on the lilos in the buff while Watie Wrice gets shat on by a Moni with Shippy watching.
>>85121064i remember watching some Let's Play video where the guy's wife mentioned when that they go to the beach, she puts their phones in one of them there Ziploc bags. then they can just go in the ocean with them.i mean they are waterproof, people use them for sous vide and whatnot. but also, imagine trusting these.
>>85121102https://youtu.be/afJQeNakCcwHe didn't actually shit himself
>>85121145I wouldn't trust that at all. Would have to be thick plastic. Chorine and salt water probably aren't great for your phone.
>>85121148Fuck now my insecurities are going back up
>2 stops awayWispa o'clock soon x
Ruth doing a poo
>>85121172Too much anal sex?
Being bottom might not be for you but it is for me and that is how it should be x
If I get on bennies I will have disposable income pretty much. I just can't be dealing with applying for it. They make it quite difficult and time consuming.
spanish roses getting a cruel lashing after argentina win the scripted final
>>85121143You're not missing much. All of the theme parks in the UK are shite.
Get David fucking Villa on x
corr sesame street in the world cup
>>85121200I like the experience of Hex at alton towers but it's been probably 15 years since I went on that
>>85121173The frequency of anal isn't the determining factor in whether or not it harms the person receiving. If you prep thoroughly, use lots of lube and go at a pace your body accepts then you can basically have as much anal as you want and nothing happens.The reason gay men turn up incontinent in middle age is because they have violently aggressive, unlubed, unprepped anal with hundreds of men way past their body's limits. These men are also riddled with STDs which cause chronic anal inflammation and malignancies.Heterosexual couples that engage with it don't get any of that because they practice anal in a much more normal, safe, pleasant way.
>>85121275The streets won't forget him what a player he was
>halftime show
>Half time showGay. Put the football back on.
Didn't Justin Beiber get bummed by P diddy when he was a kid?
>>85119932her glorious pink arsehole glistening and ready for penetration
Bazza sat in his front room with 10 carlings in him saying "wot the fuckin ell is this rubbish?"
corrr just got that cafe latte Slimfast + four Wispa bars. all you need.
BBC tv licence propaganda time now. Going back to ITV.
Wow BBC going all out on this tv licence guilt movie.
>>85121304>"Spain - zero! Argentina - zero!"u fookin wot
>What has the BBC done for me? They covered up decades of systematic child abuse
>>85121377Exactly. Will never be getting a penny from my bennies. Wagies can continue paying for their nonce presenters.
me? i like some of the BBC's documentaries, and the Jon Pertwee Dr Whos.180 quid a year though? we are in a COST OF LIVING CRISIS. tone deaf advert innit
>>85121398Aye lad you save your bennies and keep fantasising about kids being fucked all day
why isn't HelperLad here to cheer on Spain? ;_;
>>85121493Missing your dolly, babes?
>>85120599Bought any new retro games recently?
>>85121349>cafe latte SlimfastAre you on a diet?
>>85121493Hes in spain, lad
>>85121511yeah babes x don't worry, i've tried to summon him
>>85121106sounds a bit prison-gay to me that lad
>Messi, aged 19, coincidentally showered a baby Yamal 19 years ago>Yamal is currently 19 years old>Messi wore number 19 in his first game>Yamal wore number 19 in his first game>Final is on July 19>Messi and Yamal birthdays separated by 19 days>Half time show was scheduled to extend the 15 minute half-time by 19 minutes>Actually ends up lasting exactly 27 minutes and 19 seconds>A = 1st letter, I = 9th letter, 19 = AI>sp AI n>A rgent I na
Helper letting Raul have a go on his anglo bussy
>>85121426I think when they switch off terrestrial and satellites are too degraded (2035-ish), it will all be iptv. You will have to sign in to your iptv box with a valid tv licence card (a bit like how sky used to work). If you stop paying, you get signed out and all channels cease to function. All catch-up services that broadcast live will be included.You will have to link your phones, tablets, other tvs and pcs to the id too...a code will be generated on the main tv. If you don't have home broadband, you will be eligible to get a basic tv-only broadband that is firewalled at the isp to only connect to the isp tv cdn at their exchanges (no access to wider internet). isps cache iplayer programmes at their exchanges for quick access.
Spain won lads
Welper buying in some Tapas and whacking the heating up a few notches
>>85121585If Spain actually wins I am no longer an incel.
>>85121565how will this get you a gf?
>>851215651spooky9me
>>85121583you're probably right.it's all so tiring.
semen slurping this
Wanking to some thicc vtuber nsfw art right now and its LUSH x
>>85121628I still won't pay for it even if the convenience of watching iplayer goes. tv will probably be even dire in ten years. itv is full of dumb essex bimbos and deanos living life on easy difficulty so I won't care too much about that.
well, there's my mouse wheel knackered. scrolling up/down is now random.
Wanking to AI pictures of Helper and Shippy x
Is messi even playing lmao
>>85121667Do you mind sharing those with us lad? I would love to see them x
>>85121664Open it and clean the wheel. Happens to me every 6 months or so
Might go, don't mind David.
>swap to old spare mouse >this mouse wheel is doing the same goddamn thing
>>85121335That would be very painful. She would never show it despite being 24. Reckon she would make more money than her wagie job.
>>85121675Keeping my stash to myself x
>>85121672They're just stalling for extra time/penalities to make it "dramatic".
>>85121711Ugh god no
This beckie lass is more cuter than ruthie. I'm glad I am finding older lasses more attractive now.
no sunday scaries for me, two weeks off
>>85121683do you know a decent video/article on this?
Don't pull the blade out if you get stabbed always remember that.
>>85121751Google your mouse model and look for an opening video or article
>>85121701What pain? Emotional pain? These bints think they are mentally ill and clog up the NHS. They are easier to deal with where as men have to be sectioned or put in prison for mental illness. Not right.
If you are a man and are mentally ill, but they feel like they are getting nowhere with you, they just say "you're not being co-operative" and gaslight you into thinking you are wasting precious NHS resources.
This is the most boring world cup final.
Bantu willies up my bum xhttps://youtu.be/Prv3wl3X9O4
The police show up whenever I am "mentally unwell" and make me worse. Even forced me out of my own home and dumped me in the countryside at 2AM. They would never do that to a female. Fuck the lot of them.
>>85121761it's not a posh gaming mouse, it's a cheapo Amazon Basics one ;_;from what i can see, i'll need to take the pad things off to get into the screws underneath. i have a precision screwdriver set somewhere, HOPEFULLY it's just normal screws.no isopropyl alcohol left but who needs fancy chemicals when you have toothpicks x
This is a boring Sunday britfeel.
If the police do that shit again I'll just go bashing on some cottage door and get the police called out. I'll just say I am scared and don't know where I am, someone kidnapped me and put me here. I need help.
>>85121808If one of them stabs you leave the blade in
>>85121808I dont have alcohol either. I just run the gunky wheel under the tap, and make sure the inside isn't full of fluff and stuff. Job don
>>85121808Me? I use a touchpad. Never let me down.
>>85121806this happens to you a lot
>>85121805What about my willy?
It will go to penalties and Argentina will win. They have been handed the World Cup in exchange for 100,000 hectares of land "gifted" to the state of Israel
>>85121837Not a lot but a few times in the past. They know they couldn't get away with that now. Will sue the pigshit out of them. They have bodycams nowadays but not in early 2010s.
>>85121823>>85121825>>85121831thanks friends i will use my male brain to either fix this or break it.
>>85121859Can't you get a portable trackpad if you don't care about gaming?
We played a better game in the bronze cup fuckin ell.
>>85121866because no one gives a toss about 3rd place so they just fuck around like a kickabout in a park
>>85121865just prefer a mouse on a desktop. jumpy scroll wheel is making me realise how much of this stuff is muscle memory aaaa.you win this round, Linux-lads-who-use-the-keyboard-for-everything.
reckon id rather live in america than here tbqh
What's with all these brit asmr bints having depression and anxiety? they go out all the time and have boyfriends, post lots of videos of themselves (confidence). they are living a much better life than the lads. they are not mentally ill at all. stop clogging are NHS.
checking female streamers social media profiles to see if they have a bf and if so immediately unfollowing them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nm47PFALc8i'm telling you lads, the 'mouse' is going to be huge.
>>85121904start doing the bad thing from this xkcd comic but ON PURPOSEthat'll show 'em. it'll show em all.
>>85121934A grown man made this comic
State of this one now...she is getting overweight. 19 next month and already letting herself go. Must be costing the NHS a fortune in birth control too (for "period paid"). Sad!>>85121904Yeah they all somehow have boyfriends. It's rare to find one that is single.
ohmydays my gamer comic is finally on the inevitable break-up arc.>comics are actually 'locked' behind a paywall for 110 daysBUCK YOU FUCKLEY
yeahhh go Spain
Spain won. It over. I am no longer going to be an incel. Wahey.
Spain have won the World Cup, is it
After a time a grown man still living with his mum becomes a concern.
get fucked wessi get fucked wernandez
Lovely Turkish complexion on her.
>>85121990That comic is shit. Didn't know it was still going.
Well that's over with and I can go back to behaving like a woman posting on the internet.
Seagulls up me batty.
Only 13 caps. Why is this black mong allowed on tv?
When I move out of mummys spare room I won't recycle it's all going in one bin I'm not scared of council tyrants.
Ruth will be happy. She was learning Spanish at one point.
>>85122211same i can go back to acting gay instead of like a man who knows what offside is and stuff
>>85122252The one with 13 caps, the millionaire, the one with a better life than you? Don't know lad, you should be doing that?
>>85122271Nah lad there surely is someone better than this insufferable cunt.
>>85122252his dad just died :(
>>85122257Most of it isn't even recycled anyway. It's all a big scam tbqh.
>>85122281Is he one of those unemployed know it all racist insufferable angry cunts? I hate them myself.
>>85122284Yet here he is still winding me up.
>>85122289I'll stand up to those tyrants when I'm brave enough to move out of my childhood bedroom.
>>85122204oh aye it's absolute wank. but the guy has committed to this homosexual/transsexual sitcom superhero soap opera. credit to him, he ignored the haters, he only references video games every fifth strip or so.it's ended up like The Room or something. all i know is, i'm having fun x
>>85122257Most of it gets shipped to 3rd world countries and put in landfills
>>85122323Yeah or incinerated. Mumberg even washes out crisp packets and cat food packets. Waste of time when billionaires just fly around in jets every day.
>>85122323The council will have to give me a rebate on my council tax if I don't recycle.
>>85122261I wonder if she is actually fluent in other languages or it was just a gimmick because she wasn't old enough to do much else.
Pipe downs footmong x
Trump coming on pitch now. Bet he was bored shitless.
do not eat this. it's sickly and overpowering.in milk? lush.
>>85122348When you wank and have a big cry is that a gimmick?
>>85122388No that's just my emotions. Don't be cruel.
>>>/int/223226709a bittersweet ending to 'the HelperLad years'.
Don't forget to laugh when he does the posts about Spanish Deanos.
jaladeanos
>>85122409Down but not out, twolls lost kek
>>85122409Darth Seether won in the end.
Darkskin Diegos on tap tonight for Welper xArsehole like a bunyol x
>>85122451Won more time on his hands to speculate if Sean is in the thread?
Time for beddingtons innit. Be weird not to have a world cup going on.
>>85122498Sad innit? Back to thinking how grim life is.
I'm currently half deaf in one ear because of an ear infection! FUMING I am.
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=world+cupfireworks on Google, is it
Had to pretend it came home with my Apu. Don't have the heart to tell him the truth.
Back to this sad life. No more world cup to distract me from the depression.
new Harry Potter lore just dropped x
>>85122574The domestic leagues start soon. Start following some of them.
My farts smell like Seabrooks Ready Salted
>>85122348>tfw you will never learn languages because you can't retain information
>>85122614your parents/teachers could have taught you multiple languages and instruments as a child.they did not ;__;
>>85122348Remember when Shippy used to pretend he was learning languages kek
>>85122655You can't teach languages and even then, if you don't use them, you just forget them all. What use is French or German to anyone who lives in the UK? Waste of time>>85122664He was though?
>>85122574Start watching premier league lad. The quality is a lot higher because they can buy all the best players and they spend years training together
>>85122664He was fluent in punjabi and chapati
>>85122671He wasn't he just liked the idea of being a polyglot. He couldn't speak any of them
>>85122671>What use is French or German to anyone who lives in the UK? Waste of timeit's a strange one, why is French the most common (sometimes only) forrin language GCSE?Chinese, Spanish, (dare i say) Indian or Arabic, more useful. or let teenagers learn Nihongo (Japanese) so they can visit a country with a rich culture vastly superior to our own.
>>85122703Well, he was learning them. It takes thousands of hours to get fluent in any language, so he was never going to do that. Can still learn though>>85122708>why is French the most common (sometimes only) forrin language GCSE?Because of how closely related to English it is combined with it having a wealth of literature, and movies, and England/France have been historically linked for millenniaChinese, Arabic and Japanese is a terrible idea. They can't even get kids to memorize a couple of French or German verb tables. No way are they getting them to memorize thousands of characters and particles. Spanish is a decent shout though, it's actually easier than French too.
Really was a mistake to eat that Pot Noodle. Now I know I'm going to spend much of today on the toilet.
>>85122771Roughly same price as those Cup Noodle Soba dealies too, and much worse quality. You only have yourself to blame baka tbqh
>>85122779The sauce in them is lush but I often find them to generally be a bit dry
Time passes, people move. Lile a river's flow, it never ends. A childish mind moves into noble ambition. Young love becomes deep affection. Clear water's surface reflects growth.
>Lile a river's flow
The shape of Ruth's tuppence to come
Shippy's swamp arse
i think i know how the world should work, but i don't like people disagreeing with me, so i'll keep it to myself x
moth in my room bashing into everything kicking dust everywhere
Wantu willies up my bum x
JD Vance's wife just gave birth to another street shitter
>>85123050Bloody bastard bitch. I remember when I was a teen and they'd get trapped behind posters and freak the fuck out.
>>85123105dont worry, when hes president, he'll definitely do mass deportations and destroy woke. Trust the plan
>>85123105based civnat donig his part to raise the birth rates
>>85122409The twolls won in the end :/
>>85122831Loved that part in the ice cavern. Beautiful writing.
I reckon I could go outside for a night walk right now and get arrested within one hour.
>>85123866cor do it lad go for a high score!(not THAT kind of high score.)
are wops is backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-yRBNTcrlc
feel chill, sleepy, time for bed.good night, friends. take it easy
Night lads. Last one from me today.
for me? It's Hullabaloohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPsGop8XGB8
>>85124287No work today? It's monday.
I told yous Spain was gonna win
>>85124738How much did you bet?
little nonce rat from sunderland is afraid to post here
And my World Cup acca came in. Nice.
>>85125055We all make money in life x
I feel very unsatisfied with my life desu
wish i had hair like ferran torres
>>85125200Mediterranean men are so hot
>>85122560Happy for that little lid
Work in 10 mins. Still in bed. It's the wfh way.
No work in 10 mins. Still in bed. It's the NEET way.
Not into gamblin or alcohol but i love how it destroys normalfags lives. get in
Why do roadmen walk around with purses kinda poof coded
>>85125578Those little pouches around their torsos? Or as I like to call them poof pouches.
>>85125578Its where they keep the drugs they sell
Sneezed just now, mePhwoarX
>>85125691Is the gf pregnant yet?
>Browserburgh accumulating too much memory-on-the-naze again Oughta start a nu sessh soon, don't iX
>roadmen with purses banging slags left and right>anon sat in his boxroom being angry on 4chan all daythink the roadmen win
Wonder what kind of OS soundspacker runs
>>85125742In which category do you fall?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c6ia6oLzgA(((They)) really are ramping up (((their))) WW3 now, aren't (((they)))
Good morning lads, fuck I am so fucking horny already. I fucking hate being a male sometimes.
>>85119997No, we also have kettle corn, which is salt and sugar
>>85125629The poof pouches
Me? Poof pouch all the ways
>>85121516Sorry for the late reply, I decided to treat myself to an early night.No not bought any games for a while, last one I bought was james pond for the SNES.
>>85125831thats nasty though, popcorn should always be just sweeti never got the whole "salty sweet" bullshit trend, its absolutely awful
>>85125578You have no idea how deep the 'down low' rabbithole goes de lid
Tempted to buy a new watch
>>85125970I need to buy a new desk chair, mine makes weird squeaking noises when I move and is no longer 100% stable. A nice comfy one is needed, that reclines 180 degrees, with adjustable arm rests.
>>85125809Women are just as if not more horny than males.
>>85125889Any more pidgy's coming mate?
>>85126008This is fake news desu
A new week of going nowhere, seeing no one and rotting in your boxroom.
https://youtube.com/shorts/PH8gVEuBY8kHe fooled me good
>>85126042and that is lush
I think chair boogieing broke the chair (that and it's ye olde).>>85126033I have some stuff coming in the post, some coming today hopefully, then some comibng during the week, and some nippon stuff coming in August. Muh spare funding is going to be needed for a new chair now, so will have to be once month purchases, and popping 45 aside each month in preparation for next year's cardshow and hotel stay (planning on going back to the same hotel, as I know where a supermarket is now. Literally behind the hotel. How far did I walk following google maps? About 2 miles)
>>85126008This is absolutely just not even remotely true. Sure everyone's horniness exists on a spectrum and so the very far end tip of the distribution for women will probably be higher than the bottom tail end for men, but the average guy is way hornier way more often than the average women and it's not even close.
>>85126042What are your plans for this week, de lad?
>>85126039Nuh uh, I bet there's at least one woman in the country leaned up against her washing machine screaming NURRRRRGGGGHHHHH right now.>>85126068Nope, they're gagging for it and always thinking of it, and they are wily enough to use it as a weapon.
>>85126053Is that DVDmong
This always gets me boogieing, sounds forren, but it is good IMO. The lass is attractive as well.If it wouldn't take up room, I'd keep this as muh boogie chair, but I can not.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9krXZ56FYeo
>>85125809and you have dying a virgin to look forward to
Tie dyed virgins
>>85126120That's not the right approach when telling us you're dying to get yer holes smashed in, love.Try it again, add something alluring, maybe slap a tit against yer monitor?
Big man has Sean rattling around his head as soon as he wakes up. It SAD.
im usually a shutin but i went out this weekendim too autistic to tell if someone is flirting with me usually but someone was talking to me about her lip/nose piercings and kissing and i didnt rly have a response to it and there was an awkward silence my friend tells her im autistic and i bluntly asked if she was flirting with me she went for me immediatelyi would never have known otherwise. it makes me question my low self esteem
>>85126139Disgusting paedo rat
You just never know if Sean is in the thread riling you up now. Rent free, Oh aye, as it should be.
STOP paying people not to work
>>85126139would be funny if he had to give a paki a BJ but actually he would probably enjoy it
Wackymaxxed and zanypilled
>>85126205Enjoy lad x
>>85126192I can't work lad i have a disability you want me to be homeless and starve?
mummy said i could be anything i want so i became a 4chan clown
>>85126236The economy needs a flexible workforce. Always something for you you to do, even click button from home.
>>85126261Like i said work unfortunately isn't possible for me i have an offical diagnosis stating this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M-3vUxxxfABit trippy innitX
Just looking for something to upset me so I can rush back to /britfeel/ and seethe piss and moan brb x
Listening to the noncehttps://youtu.be/NlMT6tRFTmA
>(...) is reputed to produce the most powerful and intense psychedelic states within the entire class. >psychonautwiki.org/wiki/5-MeO-DMTckin ell
>>85126139It's grim to think it was probably viewed more than once. I feel bad for the kiddo, I Hope he got justice.
Might nip to the shop for a boost bar idk why I've been fancying one for the past few hours
Have a big morning poo, 20 mins later have another big poo. Imagine the money I'd save if I stayed on the bog for half an hour every morning.
>>85126301He thought it was funny. Why did he find a child being sexually abused funny?
Nanny spanked the big angry dox mong who is a coward irl, oh dear oh dear.
good morning /seanfeel/ x
>no we can't have a government guaranteed jobs program, that's economically inefficient>REEEEEEE why are there unemployed people relying on state welfare to live?
>>85126161I have been in that situation before (but without anybody to help). Ruined a chance with a girl I worked with, we would have been seeing each other, but I got confused when she invited me to her house twice after work for a drink. The first time I said let me take you out when it's not a work day, and she didn't respond. Both times she invited me back, was after the weekend shift when we worked 6pm - 6am. I fucked it up because I had self doubt, but she could also have responded to me about doing something not around the time when we work. I ended up changing shifts and then left the company.Saw her in town last year, she ran away from me.I really thought she was the one as well, but I'm weird around sex and just sex, I need to be in a relationship, I don't want one night stands.I should have been more honest with her, but then she was dropping loads of hints about stuff, but also never just said it. I should have said (and weirded her out no doubt) I'm not like everyone else. But I didn't, I just acted weird and hurt her, before anything even happened.
>>85126322Sick mind?>>85126323That's a shame, It's still available in the archive though
Look mummy I'm taking out my insecurities on Sean again
>>85126042*boxflat
>>85126311Double deckers for me
fat neets love their chocky
>>85126369Lov kids too
>>85126363Always been partial to a snickers myself but I think they reduced the amount of nuts in them but that might just be me
Performative outrage from the zany squad
Thoughts on trans wimmins?
Pop a zanny, pop a foid in her mouth
>>85126380The bars got smaller that's whats up. Same with duo bars.
>>85126409Ebin's best friend is one
Some great vocals on this record Dee lads. Nigga sounds like the predator
>>85126415Not him but, it was to do with the sugar tax years ago, and manufacturers didn't want to change the recipe of products which would change the taste, so they made the things smaller.I worked at nestle when it came in and I remember them telling us about it.
>>85126423metal as always seemed so try hard to me
>>85126444Interesting I thought that only applied to sugary drinks myself, you learn something new every day
>>85126456No everything that uses sugar. Most drinks mess around with artificial sweeteners anyway so drink flavours are changing. Coke is a good example, coca cola original, coca cola, diet coke, coke zero.
government will be clamping down on alcohol soon
>>85126423Corrrr, nice rec. Cheers, Blad (maybe).
Corr just back from that trekkie brekkie with Deano at waccies. Garn get a wuppa on the go now while Deano goes out for a bit x
>>85126503why are you pretending to be HHL? its not even trying to be funny anymore
>>85126473I distinctly remember the first version of coke zero tasting absolutely dreadful, I'm sure they changed the recipe on that.
>>85126508Living in the limelight of an attention whore nonce. Couldn't be me.
>>85126508but he put so much effort into that trip with his big gpu
>>85126503Not right him leaving you out little lad I'd be having words when he's back
>>85126508The old Sean has left and a new one has taken his place. Simple as
>>85126380Prefer a marathon bar myself x
>>85126512Oh 100%, OG coke used sugar, so to take that sugar out would completely change the flavour. Removing any of the ingredients, or swapping them is changing the recipe.
Wee nap when i get home in 90, knackered af
>>85126584Going to bed myself lad not got anything else better to do now have I
>>85126547He's as unfunny as the real HHL and add fuck all to the thread just like the real HHL, attention whoring and a nonce
Just wish I could sleep my life away lads my future is bleak af.
>>85126608>future is bleak af.whats the matter mate?
Spaffed, meDid i notX
>>85126620NTA but no job, no gf, low IQ
>>85126620No money, no gf, fat, still live with mummy, no friends.
Just want, an adjustable chair, comfy back, adjustable armrests (forward and back as well as up and down), 180 reclining (that is a must for me). No filter for sturdy chair for chair boogieing, but most people get up for a boogie.Found one, not cheap, but all others are reclinelets, so needs must.
>>85126503what did you get from maccies?
>>85126627all fixable within 6 months
>>85126638he doesn't leave the house lad he's here 16 hours a day on 4chans
I'd end it all but deep down I'm a snivelling coward
>>85126626>o jobare they any job agencys around you, that how i got my first job. it wont be a good job but will be something >no gfwomen are just problems>low IQdont be too harsh on yourself, succsess is more who you know that what you know anyway>>85126627>still live with mummydo you get along with her at least?
Some dumb cunt has died at the beach near to me and now the whole beach is cordoned off
>>85126627Plenty of time to get in shape then, fatty.Go for a long walk every day until you're thin.
>>85126645Same desu, I cannot come up with any compelling reason to not kill myself, but I am simply too much of a coward to do it.
>>85126651have some empathy mate thats someones son or daughter
Got my pay today and only gone and spaffed it up the wall again the moment it landed in my account, didn't I?Ah well, living on 50 quid for a month ain't too bad really.
>>85126660Life is all about me fuck off Saint ballbag
>>85126660WasAnd I don't have empathy for people who inconvenience others, even if it's the last thing they do
>>85126409Two kinds. 1) Effeminate homosexual men who just take the effeminacy to the next level and go all the way. Thai ladyboys are basically this. Most transwomen historically were gay men who just loved drag so much they went full time. 2) Straight men who have a fetish for dressing up like women. They get sexual kicks from it. Massively increased in the 2010s due to online porn.
>>85126675>>85126668lifes better when you care about people because sometimes they care for you back
>>85126647i dont want to work with browns
me? on that top top PIP and UC how it should be x
/Apu [0-9]{3,4}\.jpg/:op:no;boards:r9k/Apu [0-9]{3,4}\.png/:op:no;boards:r9kcorr it works bye bye hhl groupies
Woohoo, some stuff has turned up. Tracked things as well, so might get other post later? Big doubts.Having a spliff, then will open muh stuff.
Pokenonce
>>85126696He nabbed apu as his avatar, just remember that, apu is a big part of the board and site, which is why he nabbed him as his avatar.
DVDnonce is a furry. GRIM.
>>85126703Yeah but yer mum loves me.
>>85126686they tend to keep to themselfs and only talk to for for work related stuff
>>85126708sharnt be seeing his avatars, me
No bites from hhl poster so starts on pokemonlad
fuck off leaving work early now me im so fucking tired
>>85126724it's sad, but someone has to do it
Got me Julius coming round then, fuck Deano. Julius is packing more than Deano anyways and that is lush x
me? off to a Jobcentre appointment tomorrow. hard work confirming my identity, but someone's got to do it.>>85126277>>85126291don't do it.>>85126666/r/ing tripcode verification (!!53i4YrndgQA not !bantuutXBE)
>>85126724I'm a fat unlikeable loser lad I can't help myself seething on 4chan is as brave as I get
>>85126756Exactly how big are you talking?
>>85126764I'm not any of the HHL impersonators lad, I just saved the big apu folder back in the day.
HHL takes tiny shits I reckon
whoa nelly, is that someone HAVING FUN?*puts a stop to that*as you were x
>>85126786the legendary mega lives on
Cat is preggo and I reckon she is going to go into labour any day now the poor bugger. She cant even lick her arsehole anymore.
>>85126786we have this exact discussion 2-3 times a year and i think it is not a reason but an EXCUSE
>>85126786Rename your files you nonce groupie
>>85126756Send us some pics of you and Julius getting it on lid x
>>85126797Do you lick it for her?
>>85126805Filter them if you dont like them like you said earlier on :) >>85126696
>He emulates a known nonce
>>85126812Haha, no. But it is funny to see her try, she ends up doing a roly poly.
>>85126797You will never make a woman prego why even live
Oh I am happy. Front page is now done (for now, I may change it up and put the koga stuff on the front page with other cool ones.And a sealed pack of Bernie Wrightson series 2 more macabre cards. Corr, wonder if there will be anything cool to add to the misc binder.
Got to nonce them all
just refried rice for my STAGG chili using the last of the chilli oil. i am mostly chewing on crispy fried chilli flakes from the bottom of the bottle, and i am NOT complaining <3
These are cool, will pop em all in muh misc binder.
new Super Mario 64 world record TAS, cor.
This is cool, will pop it right in muh wres binder.
hm. don't think i'll trouble myself with this*declines*
Reporting britfeel to the UK EDRChttps://www.ukedrc.org.uk/
>>85126941how's he going to eat that fancy dinner with such a massive chopstick?
>>85126950Why do organisations like that even need to exist if multiculturalism, social policy, economic policy etc. are all going great?
Hope (cope) is procrastination for the doomed.
Reminder ket rat snitched on his so called mate at work
got some conditioner on the way.
>>85127070we all know what this is really about.
Tucked up in beddinghams with Julius for a bit, got that UFO documentary on it's lush x
Being 'anti-snitch' is disgusting black ghetto BAME behaviour. No, actually, people shouldn't just be allowed to commit crimes as much as they want.
>>85127080It's about rats who fuck people over then play the victim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JhYbnx_h0w'h0w' is right
https://youtu.be/7lX24RKQQM4Such a god tier arrest
I am entertained tbqh
>>85127115can he no longer enter the 'mail room' because he is female?
>>85127100You are an autistic mong so you don't understand every case isn't exactly the same. When you pretend to be someone's friend, abuse them, then grass on them to your boss at work to get rid of them so they don't tell people what YOU done. You're not the good guy.
>>85127127how does that make sense? either way around, someone is instigating. so which party did something, and which party did not?
>do a fake nice guy act with a lass >real guy act behind closed doors>snitch on her to manager for things she didn't do (you did)>she gets fired >she speaks out about what you did to her >fake agoraphobia for sympathy and benefits Classic KR style
>>85127127Yeah that sounds like shitty behavious, but that doesn't excuse the fact that the person he 'snitched' on was clearly doing stuff they should've have been doing and deserved to be let go.
>>85127094Best off keeping it private lid x
>>85127115Christ just look at the faces of everyone, they're so fucking fed up with this shit.
>>85127139that's not even what happened.but i appreciate this lad's fan fiction. gets a laugh out of me sometimes.
>>85127136>>fake agoraphobia for sympathy and benefitsPisses me off so much when people do this, makes it seem like my agoraphobia isn't real or serious.
>>85127151Josh is the true hero here.
Ordered dominos last night, two larges. Ate one for din-dins and chucked the other in the fridge and now just blasted through the whole thing cold. Fucking LUSH. Shant be eating again today.
>>85127165oh my days. what did you get lad?luv cold pizza buthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWIJNaA-JNA^ good trick this
>>85127171I'm a simple man, I like classic margherita and pepperoni. Though I do the thing where I order one of each and then swap half of them so each large is a half-and-half, then eat them. I like to alternate slices. Oh yeah, classic reheat method but I prefer either fresh hot or cold the next day. Reheating isn't really for me.
>>85127156Keep coping rat. I've seen the article.
>>85127115SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>cop keeps saying HIM fucking kek
mind you, when i tried un*versity way back when, they had these in the canteen. BUT they cooked them in those flat toaster oven things, they came out crispy and lush rather than all molten and greasy.couldn't get away with it nowadays
>>85127199>university canteen>all it does it reheat frozen ready mealsYeah mate, 9.7 grand a year mate yeah? Teaches you *how* to think, not *what* to think, yeah mate?
>>85127199the big ones suck, the mini ones are where it's at. Pop em in the ol' microwave and bobs your uncle.
conditioner has arrived. it's like i can feel my keratin levels boosting already.
>chicagotown mini wizzas in the microwaveGross, that makes them all soggy. The only way is in an oven or air frier so that the cheese browns properly and they get crisped up nice and proper.
>>85127218they come out soggy and terrifying. then again, they come out like toast when i do them in the air fryer.something moreish about the large ones. it might actually be MSG. that stuff's like crack.
Nice how the rat opens up about being a uni student after the amount of drivel about how uni is only for private school rich kids. Mong acts like he's so working class he doesn't know uni is accessible to literally every mong in the country. >oh no wait. forgot to mention i did go uni. different when i do it though.Mong
what's a good 'business' mouse?i.e. i just don't want a 50+ quid gamer one, or a cheap gamer one that breaks. scroll wheel + sensitivity button. just a bit of kit that lasts.
>>85127230>>851272323 mins and done. Quit your complaining. I can get 3 of them down my gullet by the time your fancy pants air fryer has done its thing.
>>85127253Why does a lifelong dole recipient need a "business" anything
>>85120630>These things are probably giving millions of women face cancer.They aren't, they are just LEDs, not even cancer-tier, just normal lights for a lot of money.
>>85127254I'm sure you do big boy
Wonder what rat behaviour went down at uni. Freshers week is ripe pickings for the rat.
New normie edition up and running, only people who went to uni are allowed to post in it:>>85127310>>85127310>>85127310
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_(TV_series)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_(TV_series)it's like they DON'T want me to torrent this
Might as well get this thing to reach the bump limit.
Bump limit ahoy.
>>85127338>>85127341ganbare x
