>>85150251
>Poop sex general

Disgusting.

you guys took so long making a new thread i have a gf now

>>85150332
gl bro women are evil

>>85150251
I never was able to get a date with a woman... how different is it to attempt and court a guy?

>>85150640
do gay people date?

>>85150640
"Date"
"Court"

May be harder with guys (no pun intended) because the pervcentage of guys looking to hook-up is greater than those looking to "date" or be courted. If you believe the old saying
>Women need love for sex, men need sex for love"
then you see that a guy is more likely to hook up and then develop a dating relationship, and more women are more likely to date first.

>>85150688
>>85150710
so basically we fuck and a big maybe i have someone to keep me company? dear not really what im looking for

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I'm a fat stupid whore yay

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Good evening oomfies
>>85150773
You need to employ foid tactics and not give into the horny right away, otherwise you'll just end up being a hookup

>>85150864
Im not special I can see them just ghosting me if I don't put out
its ok im just having a bleak reality check of my place in life

>>85150932
how do you want acquiring a bf to go? what do you envision as your ideal?

>>85150251
you didn't increment the thread number
dumb bottom

>>85150949
my ideal is long gone

>>85151003
well it could still be good to put it to words to better place it against reality and see how you can compromise

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Gloopa gloo whweer husban

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>>85150251
ditch this general and come chat with actual boys

>>85151365
wtf i joined and my hips got broader!

pretty bold to openly boast about being a pedo discord

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i hate waging so much it's unreal

>>85151460
painboom blast

>>85151365
Just ask the guy who makes these threads to include your Discord in the OP message. The fact you have to hijack the messages makes your discord pretty suspicious.

>>85151531
we are never including a discord in the OP. even if an /r9gay/ discord is made, it should only be shared in-thread to reduce catalog browsers joining it.

>>85151365
>iwn pose like that for my fbf

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>add several people over the course of a week
>by the end of said week all of them have not responded to my last dm and have gone ghost on me
why the FUCK is it so hard to find someone who will actually respond to the shit i say
>just message them again bro
"No!"
i'm not falling into that game of feeding someone attention just for them to not give it back again. fuck it

>>85151590
I see. At a bare minimum, at least ask the guy who makes it to put it as first post. There's a 3 minute disparity between the OP and first message.

>>85151460
for those wondering it was a Mitchel's mauser that got the RD paint job. Basically those were assembled from spare parts left over after the war and was it wasn't a war used kar98.

Not that I really care about some natzee gun.

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tempted to sell my lego collection and buy a watch

>>85152163
>buy a watch
Which one nonny

>>85152163
What kind of watch, Brad?

>>85151922
Why? It's a generic discord. What a bizzare ask.

>>85152260
>>85152253
Cartier of some kind. Would require selling everything though. I'm too sentimental and probably won't end up doing it.

>>85152413

How much are your legos even worth, Brad? What about your transformers?

>>85152309
Asking people to ditch this general to chat with minors on a discord is a bizarre ask as well.

>>85152455
bunch of insufferable europeans I'd rather scratch my penis with sandpaper than interact with those cretins.

>>85152429
like 8 thousand dollaroo

>>85152455
Nah, you're thinking of the other gay server (the one that's run by Jonah, the tripfag who posts in here sometimes).

i feel stupid having to make posts on other boards and on reddit trying to get someone to clarify the laws about one of my dearest hobbies. i wish i could just snuggle up against someones side and forget everything existed. this sucks.

>>85153176
we all gotta learn somehow.

>tfw no mind wiping bf

>>85153184
yeah, but i just feel stupid. ive been engaging in it for like 2 decades and just now actually looking at the deeper legal machinations of it.

gonna buy a pool fill it with maple syrup and forget

>>85153238
you don't have the syrup

>>85153298
a man can dream alas maybe some fantasies are better left un-quenched

>>85153193
sounds like a fun opportunity to better appreciate your hobby

Discord just kind of sucks, i used it once to talk here and probably due to my own fault it never went anywhere so i just never touched it again.

>>85153525
yeah, i guess youre right. learn more about something i love, etc
>>85153684
i agree. i always feel out of place on discord. much rather talk here or other, lesser known forums

>>85153684
i've had some alright encounters. you're always going to gamble. i just got three guys in a row who ghosted me after a week lol. but other times i've met cool people

>>85150251
>twink fucking the manly guy
how common is this

>>85153843
Unfortunately never irl. I wish it was though.
>t. twink top but only into other twinks and clean shaved masc guys

>only Thursday
Why does the week drag on so fucking long

>already Thursday
why does time pass so quickly

>le quirk chungus opposite comment
kys

https://voca.ro/1ci53DWE9J2b

>>85154320
>waow edgy meta comment

The ugly grandma possum faggot is the worst post on here by far

How often do the fellow fags of /r9gay/ engage in sex in the butt?

Also why the fuck do so many gays seem to casually be okay with smoking meth lmao

>>85154578
It's not that bad, you should try it if you're curious.

>>85154584
I'm not adverse to drugs tbf, tell me more anon

>>85154596
Well I never engage in sex in the butt and only did meth once so I'm not a good source.

>>85154578
gays have a higher rate of partying and therefore drugs

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Today they announce the next Gundam animated project and I'm excited but it better not be that shitty leak that features aliens. Keep that shit out of my military war drama stuff

guys im so tired its making my back hurt but i have to wake up in 3 1/2 hours and i will only need to be awake for 10mins. the best move is to stay awake right

>>85154808
Why do you need to stay awake for 10 minutes?

>>85154808
3.5 hours is a stretch, take a nap if you can

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>>85151365

extorter in server

>>85154814
i have to drive somewhere real quick
>>85154863
damn i already burnt 30mins and im still hesitating. its over. im going down

>>85154867
Jonah, why are there allegations going around about you?
>>85152808

>>85154941
rip, it's coffee time

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>>85154526
Ogey I'll stop posting Then

i shaved my ass and now its very soft and smooth

>>85155993
Picks

>thinking of a 40 yr old bear who can do CNC with me
one can dream

I haven't eaten out in almost a week, yay. Of course my home cooked meals are likely just as expensive but at least I'm being a good neet for a while.

I made my 4th serving of chicken soup out of my 2 portion tin today, all you have to do is add kettle water and you can just make more soup from them.

>try to get a super smooth face but facial hair still remains and just get razor burn
how do twinks do it

>>85157148
you're probably using a dull razor

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>>85154948
Firstly, that wasn't me. I've said it before and I'll say it again, if I have anything to say I'll do it on my trip. Also, there's no children as far as I know. Haev a Super Awesom Day

>>85150271
>sex
What? this is a thread for gay virgins

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o no
it is time to wage

>>85158115
power UP
powwwwwer.. UP!
power UPPP!!!

Unbearably horny again, but today I am so horny I don't want to masturbate, I know I could do it 3 times and it wouldn't satisfy me, I'm looking for a job right now, I may get a job just to afford a trip and a hotel room where I can lose my virginity, I need to be able to afford a place where I can get my ass fucked, I may clean my apartment too because one day I could invite someone and fuck here instead, I need dick so bad I'm going crazy.

>>85158160
go finger yourself? get a dildo?

>>85158160
Is this supposed to be hot because it's just gross

>>85158198
You're just gross

i binge ate today so i am no longer thin

I had KFC today. It was decent

>>85158166
I will do that too, I don't think it fill my hunger for men touch but I will do it.
>>85158198
>Is this supposed to be hot
No, I am venting about my suffering.
>it's just gross
I know, I became a disgusting animal full of lust and I fucking hate it but I can't fight back, I tried to fight back but I don't have a way to stop this feeling, there is no going back, the solution would be suicide and I'm not doing that shit, I love living, I would like to live forever, I love being alive, I don't care about having to live as a slut, I have many things to do before I leave this world, losing my virginity is one of them.

>>85158160
this is hot btw. I also use horny to make myself productive. Our brains already provide us with serotonin and dopamine to do anything, so what's wrong with using horny? We're just tricking our brains into making us work.

>>85158388
>I love living, I would like to live forever
based. get that dick, anon! get fucked forever (or until our mortal vessels fail)!

If you're white you can get endless dick no matter what you look like anyway. I've seen videos of wrinkly old men sucking hung 9/10 Chad dick and bbcs

>>85158465
i mean
yeah obviously

>>85158388
just don't hurt yourself anon. maybe a cold shower and doing something else to distract would be healthier.

im 6ft and 150lbs what would anons do to me

>>85158623
regrettably, rape.

>>85158623
give you flowers and recite poetry

>>85158465
Too bad I'm a old ugly Latino manlet.
>>85158617
The cold shower did nothing, masturbating would do nothing either, this fever lasts between 6 to 8 hours.

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>>85157409
You can't keep ignoring the allegations forever, Jonah.

>>85158915
Conversation massively taken out of context but sure, we were talking about how discord is overmoderated and you're banned for saying a few no no words like nigger, which is why I said I'd move to telegram.. You should post the full context next time.

>>85158972
Why are you having conversations on discord where people are calling you out for visiting pedo groups on telegram, Jonah?
The screenshot doesn't lie.

>>85159010
Just a bunch of bullshit. We get it, you're obsessed with me and love to pedal these lies about me. Go back to boynarchy and hate wank over me with the others rather than falsely accusing me of shit like that. It just screams spiteful and obsessed.

>pedal
Is jonah stupid

>>85159010
not him and I dislike tripfags but the screenshot is literally just someone responding to an innocuous musing thought with "pedo" and him naturally being confused. this is like the MJ allegations: if this nigga really has such a wide berth of pedophilic engagement surely you can show off something with some meat and not such a nothingburger. come on now.

>>85159026
But then how do you explain this?
>>85159051

The allegations aren't going away if you ignore them, Jonah.

>guy who looks like THAT is a pedo
is anyone surprised?

what is the appeal of niggertripfagdrama

>>85159161
my name is chris hansen and i love to expose predators

>>85159161
These niggas are bored as fuck. They're using him as a lolcow or trying to bait an oversized reaction. It's not working very effectively.

>>85159194
trip back on jonah

>>85159194
not really, i just question whether jonah here should be allowed within 50 yards of a school is all

>>85159212
Do you have any actual evidence? Any DMs? Any confessions that aren't ironic? Otherwise you just look like a schizophrenic discord nigger.

>>85159247
Sure, but where's the fun in releasing everything at once? Play with your food a little first, anon.
In time.

>>85159267
As I said, you're using him as a lolcow and baiting an oversized reaction. This shit's annoying, keep it to your discords. No one here cares to see tripfrag drama. You're just as bad as a pedophile in my book.

>>85159267
lame bit
-1

>>85159274
Put your trip back on Jonah. It's obviously you now because you're trying to excuse your pedophilia.

>>85159267
nobody cares to back to discord

>lgbtqia2+ thread
>everyone is a pedo or defending a pedo
grim

anyways yeah so i'm just having a sandwich

>>85159546
pedo sandwich

>>85159574
uhh no ham and tomato and lettuce

>>85150251
good lord how the fuck do you guys even find places to talk to people. like I genuinely have no friends and im 26 and its konda freaking me out knowing I only communicate with bots and indians

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>>85159600
i just post my discord in threads on 4chan when the situation feels right
you get a lot of nonstarts but do meet some cool people

>>85159600
Unfortunately you're way too old for Jonah then, he prefers them young.

>this rent free in his head
grim. bleak, even.

>tfw no bf to gang up on me with his friends and hold me down, shove a wine bottle so far up my ass it disappears from view, and take turns jumping on my stomach like a trampoline until the bottle shatters inside me
>tfw no bf to shred up my guts and leave me shivering and bleeding to death from my newly demolished asshole
why even live

>>85159738
no reason for you to live, in fact you should kill yourself now

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i want to grab and hold onto anons that are fatter than me

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My step-father started pissing himself in the car on the highway and street. I think my Mom's getting a divorce.

>>85159611
what an amazing sm0l beep

>>85159804
divorcing your dad for being based? woman moment.

where do i find my autistic asexual boyfriend

>>85159860
Why do you want an autistic asexual boyfriend nonny

>>85159860
>asexual
you want a doomed shitty relationship? any garbage will do then. pick your choice

>>85159862
i don't like sex and i don't want an open relationship, i realize trapping someone in a sexless relationship is not cool so i am doomed

>>85159755
not until you shove a wine bottle up my ass and shatter it inside me as previously mentioned

>>85159898
show me your ass then

any girls looking for a certified 8.1/10 white male

was going to do the skillet pasta meal but the ground beef I had looked bad and was 2 days past the date. Oh well I knew I had to fuck up sometime. Now its frozen pizza again.

>>85158915
Jonah looks like THAT? whoa...

>>85160052
you should order some real pizza

>>85160074

No, I want to go a full week without eating out and the last time I did was last Friday.

>>85160108
why? why do you want to go a full week without eating out? what do you gain

>>85160182

saving some money, and just knowing I can control my urges for fast food I just get lazy and don't want to. Don't worry give it a week or two and I'll right back to eating out every other day because I never maintain it for long.

>>85160201
but you just threw away beef you are wasting money this way. gj on the week tho how are you going to celebrate

>>85160282

Doubling down on losing money by throwing away the ground beef by ordering a pizza just makes it worse.

>>85160290
bruh the point is you shouldnt have ever bought ground beef. use the coupons download the apps

>>85160310

what else am I supposed to use for my skillet meals? Its what the box calls for. And I do use coupon and store rewards, when what they have coupons for and what I want get actually line up but the vast majority of them are for stuff I would never use.

>>85160320
you should pick mushrooms theyre free

>>85160345

just go pick mushrooms in my urban area when I know shit about the outdoors? come on, be serious.

8th beer i fucked up

>>85160368
you can learn for next spring. how big is your backyard anyways i bet you could put down 20 beds and a chicken shed

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Good evening oomfies
So tired, need bf who caresses my cheek after shoving a wine bottle up my ass...

>>85160400

no idea how big but its small. and you can see it from the road so no chickens due to city ordinance. I wish you would give me realistic advice.

>>85160424
wow if youre going to be so picky you should just get a job

>tfw no incelsexual bf

>>85160451
I'm a truecel if that counts, I would like s*x doe

>>85160455
think you can beat me one two three?

i wish assholes didnt have shit in them so i could just plug it into my bf any time i wanted

>>85160466
that's what thighs are for anon

>>85160402
no can do nothing less loving than a dildo goes up my bf

>>85160464
uuh, I don't wanna beat anyone esp not a bf.

i'm a sex-haver AMA

>>85161241
nobody inquired about my my gf. what did i do wrong?

>>85161241
Do you have HIV? How often do you have sex? Are you the top or bottom? Do you take psyllium husk? Do you do fisting? Has your anal tissue scarred? Do you use toys while having sex? What are your favorite positions? How often do you have sex? How many sexual partners do you have? How many STDs have you acquired? Do you do fisting?

>>85161241
how much do you pay for housing?

>>85161245
>nobody inquired about my my gf
i actually typed
nobody inquired about being my gf
new filter?

>>85161260
>Do you have HIV?
No
>How often do you have sex?
I've had sex 27 times this year with 15 different guys, so that's like 0.9 times a week I guess
>Are you the top or bottom?
No
>Do you take psyllium husk?
No since I don't bottom
>Do you do fisting?
With just one of those guys, he loves it, I'm ambivalent
>Has your anal tissue scarred?
See above
>Do you use toys while having sex?
The fisting guy arrives plugged
>What are your favorite positions?
Pronebone. I can only cum if I'm on top and in control
>How many STDs have you acquired?
Just one this year (Mycoplasma Genitalium)

>>85161297
$1,300 a month

>>85161300
You can be my gf (male), anon

>>85160424
>give me realistic advice
buy rice and lentils/beans

>>85161311
>Are you the top or bottom?
*Top

>>85161311
i cant be the gf
im a tall and handsome(solid 8/10 btw) male

>>85161339
Post your downward curving uncut cock, handsome

>>85161341
i dont have a downward curving cock. i think its a slight leftward curve but im not actually sure its really a curve since it starts right at the base

>>85161371
Post it and I'll help determine

>>85161380
i cant i have to protect my anonymity

>>85160451
>incelsexual
Hi

>>85161407
your anonymity is safe just because you post your penis

every person who sees your private parts online your bodycount goes up by 1

>>85161557
ah jeez my bodycount just skyrocketed :/

>>85161557
That's not fair it should go up by 3/5ths of a point

>>85161543
its not tho everyone will be a step closer to knowing who i am which is a massive leap from what is available without a post of my penis

>>85161573
if only light from deathnote had your sense of prudence

>>85161557
so porn stars have fucked millions of people?

Im so lonely im almost tempted to make a new d*scord again. But it's probably not going to end well. Again.

>>85151365
Do I join if I'm looking for love and not lust? If I almost fall in love with one more boy who turns out to be an e-whore hedonist I'm going to cry more than the last time qnq

>>85161674
but how will making a new discord help? did you save your old friends contacts?
>>85161717
i dont think joining a discord server has ever lead to love. especially not a server being advertised like that

does your mom and/or dad still believe you will become a normal? i feel like mine have finally stopped believing that but mom occasionally says things alluding to the idea that im just anxious and will get over it one day

>caring what your parents think past 22
ngmi

>>85162009
what happens at 22

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Do you faggots like Patrick Bateman?

>>85162120
Yes, he's extremely sigma and based. I aspire to be like him. And he's attractive too!

>>85162127
I think the same thing sigma indeed

>>85162031
You stop being a child in any capacity

>>85162120
no, jumbo suits are out

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fell asleep for 6 hours today award. Have something in the morning tomorrow. I'm gonna eat pizza and watch youtube and draw probably.

>>85162150
does it happen instantly or do i get 365 days

Why are you all such annoying faggots? You all reply with the most annoying faggoty responses. No wonder nobody can stand to be around you for longer than a day.

>tfw no verbally abuse bf

>>85161674
i miss playing games with friends

>>85162273
my sisters bf asked me to go hiking with him and his coworkers on sunday but i dont know if i want to go. its going to be really hot this weekend too. but now that i read this post i wonder if this would be important social practice that i cant get since i dont have my own friends. what do you guys think?

>>85162367
you should go unless you dont like her bf

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>be tranny
>can't sleep
>try to coom in order to cope and get tired
>my sexual fantasies keep switching into vivid romantic scenarios of having a husband and kids and generally having a normal happy life
>the thoughts just get more common and intense as the days go by
Is this the part where I kms and rope swing into being a number of the statistics?
Can't even masturbate because I'll end up crying with a bottle of wine until I pass out.

>>85162388
the bf is fine ive known him for like 7 years now but i dont know any of the other people

>>85162398
the fuck bruh stop thinking bad thoughts u gotta get on that shit bruv you gotta master ur own domain n shit

Ironed my shirt and pants for tomorrow. I need more clothes, my wardrobe is very small...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXMw9f77BEc

>>85162417
you should go! don't take people inviting you out for granted