>tries to recruit me >call them nigger faggots >no long eligible for military service because I committed blasphemy
>>85157526Their loss.They need you, you don't need them.
>>85157526Good news, you can still support the country in other ways
LARP. Racism is encouraged and even welcome in Israel's mercenary corps, you shadow BLACKED fetishist.
Imagine the hardest looking recruiter you can being shocked by a smug skinny fat chud saying "nigger faggot" to him.
>>85157526God no wonder Iran's kicking our asses
>>85158792Iran's kicking your ass because your dumb chud President bothered to bomb them on behalf of Israel. And invading Iran is a logistical nightmare. This has nothing to do with the preparedness of the military, and I guarantee that every person in OP's photo could kick OP's ass and everyone's in this thread.
If you want to join the military as a white man, you go Coast Guard nowadays. Niggers can't swim so the Coast Guard is like the whitest institution left in America lol
>>85158846Nobody on r9k is joining the military bro
I wonder what happens to all the recruiters that fail to get with the quotas, are they sent to hormuz?
>>85158880I'd join the military in order to steal weapons to use against the government.
>>85158922Weapons are kept under lock and key and under constant supervision. They shut down entire bases if an M4 goes missing.Don't you fucking basement dwellers know anything?
>>85158940I'd get a job at a bank in order to rob it.>Don't you know that banks have vaults?!?!
>>85158958Yeah, like banks don't even care about the money they have, it's basically free to grab, cake walk.
>>85157526>answer door like pic related>disqualified from the draft
Good. Death to ZOG and anyone that supports them.
>>85157526zach hazard's bradley story did more damage to us recruitment than a generation of tiktok barracks bunnies and twitch streamers could ever repair
>>85158922Weapons are like a couple grand at most, retard.Something about what seems like trivial purchases appearing completely out of the grasp of the average internet retard.It's like you retards have never had money, either from a job or on the dole
>>85158836You would be suprised how much of the military dont know how to fight
>>85160331Tell me where I can buy man-portable surface-to-air missiles for a couple grand, anon.
>>85157526Unfathomably based. Mashallah.
