Helperlab edition
weird edish friendwhat is helperlab?
>PoV>You're Welper checking the door at any time of the day or night.
>girl sending me her tits on snapwhat do i do bros?
all right chairlad, you've got me.what watch is that?
>>85159548i don't want to sound 'un-cool' but does Snapchat have a report system?if she does this to you, she might do it to other people...
i should have bought those 'hot cross bun cookies'. reduced to 1 quid on clearance. i have no excuse for not copping those.
Klaus Schwab giving Sanna Marin a knob
>SannaPLEASE DON'T REMIND ME
>got bread>got ham>forgot cheese>will most likely be on the special K tomorrowdidn't think this through tbqh
FUAAARKIN HELL me arse looks like an nduja sausage
wouldn't mind if telly series brought back the whole>Previously, on [programme]...thing.like yeah it's a Netflix series but not everyone 'binges'. and even if they do, so what? put a little recap. maybe double-check with the writers/editors to make sure the summary isn't TOO obvious or giving stuff away
>>85159725love these(nduja sausages not arses)
might start combing my hair the opposite way when i'm evil.just start walking in and out of rooms, everyone goes>you were evil earlier.>??? eh? i just got here.
>>85159733Even my The Shield Blu-rays include the 'previously on segment' as well as a 'previously last season'. I miss longer seasons that aired yearly. Made you really care about the characters even if there was some filler. There's still filler nowadays but that's worse cause the shows are shorter.
>>85159733Oh you mean like Netflix already does?
>>85159794Netflix literally writes their shows with normies and phone scrollers in mind. They've been dumbing down their shows on purpose so even retards scrolling Facebook can follow them.
>>85159794depends on the programme
>>85159816>normies and phone scrollersoddly prescient
Who's the aggressive Christian by the way?
oh, that character is that character's father-in-law?well he would be, wouldn't he? just never thought of their connection to each other like that.for flip's sake Dark, i'm going to have to draw a diagram. family trees until i figure out who can and cannot bonk who.
>mfw some rusemerchant tries to suggest Crossy is 'aggressive' when he's the nicest guy without being fake about it except in that autistic way where he just is earnestly nice all along
britfeel anthemhttps://soundcloud.com/thisisallthereis/britfeel
>>85159954Goes by that name Anonymous.There were at least two occasions where he was saying everyone should go to church, Jesus will save you etc. I had the temerity to say Jesus and co were invented and he went fucking apeshit. The usual fedora atheist tropes, straw man arguments, and personal insults.
>>85159526Dunno just searched it as a funny haha soundalike with you know who, but honestly I decided to cut my losses and not construct the ruse. Meh.
>>85160044what's a 'peddo'?
Another big fat fucking throbbing bloated brown willy down the hatch.Helper lives and marches on!
A black stiffy
Pee pee and vagina
oh man it didn't even occur to me that THAT reveal has retroactively introduced incest into the cuckolding plotline.will have to update my diagrams.
>>85160070You do sound like a fedora atheist tbf
atheist admits Jesus was invented, and not born through procreation.a W for the Christian team IMO
Helper having his arsehole explored sexually
Corrrr, those Takis gave me stomach cramps.
Tbf people forget they believe you're going to hell for eternity, if you see people sleep walking into the worst possible future would you warn them or not? Tbh it's possible a lot of Christians even Muslims don't fully believe it's real because if they did they would all become aggressive in preaching. Does that make sense?Whether that is productive for them or not is another thing. I am not sure what really converts people to religions. I know people go from atheist to religious as adults but how many from arguments.
Howcome Snapchat has remained culturally relevant when other apps became old and cringe like Vine. Snapchat is from the unc days.
>>85160267I had takis a while ago (nacho flavour) and they were fucking shite, they were really dry. Perhaps I had a shit flavour but I didn't like them one bit. Extremely overrated snack.
Wanking has lost its lustre tbqh.
aye that's it Dark, just add another FREAKING LAYER to everything that's already going on.
i want to finish this kinogramme but i should sleep.good night to all friends and even the non-friends.
>>85160387Found that show too confusing tbqh.
>>85160409I find everything too confusing. Don't really think I am meant to be here desu
Never even kissed a woman's arsehole
>X4 nectar points on all eBay purchases
Never even rubbed my bellend on it
>new heat wave next week
Side on
Side off
Last post of the norf west night guard here. Goodnight lads I will see you lot in the afternoon
fingers smell of garlic
>>85161315Stop fingering Vampires mate.
peruvian gf when
*turns on posting bot*
sounds like someone's car in the car park has won the high score.
Welper waking up to his new life as a sex slave in Steves Dungeon
Incredibly tired but being forced to go to work in 40. No choice. Grim.
>>85162064Activities planned for the weekend though surely, with all that wage dosh?
sex with fertile women
Can't go to work. Got heatwave anxiety.https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgk4xrznxn5o
>>85162058It what he would have wanted x
someone pissed in the soap dispenser at work
Friday is Bude day. Today I will be enjoying the tourist milfs in town. I will act disinterested when actually I am drawn to mums in summer dresses or leggings. Knowing they are wearing skimpy pants under their dress or seeing the outline of a thong under those leggings is my drug.Morrisons and Lidl are tier 1, Sainsburys and B&M tier 2. I will conclude with a messy layby wank in Woolsery on the way home.
>>85162270Ugh youre such a creep. Hope the police will catch you soon.
>>85162270>seeing the outline of a thong under those leggings is my drug.That is lushingtonshires
last time you summited a mountain?
Summiting welpers bottom
Plan for the day?PainkillersSpliffWalk the dogBe knackered for a bitSpliffShowerDown homeCheck for posted goodiesLook for memory stickGet changedMental elf stuffBack to mum's SpliffPut any goodies in the binderAlcohol and SpliffMire muh cards
The fat man and his internet dollies.
>>85162443>Look for memory stickWhat's on it
>>85162462Word document titled How to get a life and not be a nosey wanker.
hiking is great for your mental health de lads
Fat dolly
Corrrrr Shippy bumming Moni and Welper
Fat dolly controller.
>>85162480Shirt needs ironing
>>85162490Your gags need updating.
fat man in a van
>>85162480Insane aura, ngl
>>85162511he is fighting for what is right while the tyrant pigs try to silence him
>>85162270Pick up something nice for your wife and kids today lad it's friday.
>>85162535Whatever you want to say about him this is unironically true on this occasion.
>>85162462Empty, it's for images of muh cards, going to scan them and upload them to my collection database. Not sure how a scanner works, whether need a memory stick, if it sends them to an email or what.
>>85162558>unironicallyAre you 12 years old big man?
>>85162558It's not. Racists are never in the right.
>>85162558He's doing what most of us weak men won't
Mad lad wrecking the dolly that isn't in the thread. WEW.
>>85161466Shagged a peruvian lass once. Was too drunk to keep it up for long so she just wanked me off after about 5 mins
>>85162586Me? Teetotal since 2023
>>85162567This, a lot of the left are the actual racists making everything about race.Urgh immigrants amarite THEY'RE BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN REEEEOk, and?THEY ARE INFERIOR AND NEED OUR HELP BECAUSE THEY AREN'T WHITEOk. Quick look, there's a middle aged man telling a child they shouldn't cut off their genitals *maniacs stampede off to save the future transexual*I think that is an accurate summary of lefties and liberals.
>>85162586You never you fat fatasist
Not shagged a peruvian lass but did have a friends with benefits arrangement with a colombian lass some years ago in uni. She was absolutely fucking mental in the head, but was hands down the best lay of my life. I should see if she's still in the country.
>>85162487I'd pay to see it desu
Driving is not a job for a real man.
Heil fucking SHIPPY
>>85162594Take your meds de lad
>>85162336Great weather for it too. Early autumn best for leggings but summer holidays better for 30s mums.
>>85162548Maybe a toffee yum yum.
SHIPPY IS A MAN OR MANY TALENTSSHIPPY SPEAKS CHINESEWANG SANG KONG KING FU
>>85162619Meds alter reality. That is why we have the reality we have now.Medicated maniacs running around the country telling kids to chop their tits off.Would be interesting to see which side is more medicated, because I would wager that the left are the one's who take mental elf meds daily. I would say medication, but there's medication that people take daily that's not mental elf related.
>>85162628Or? You mean of?
Feel like pure shite just want Big Shipdiniho back x
shippy has been gone for over a year but I still think about him daily
Some retired cunt on ITV just won 250 grand she didn't even seem excited. BITCH! Also what's going on with Kate Garraway's hair. And they have that FAGGOT Judge Rinder presenting. WORLD GONE MAD. SAVE US SHIPPY!
oops wrong webm
>>85162661Is that one of those wokkle bank bumseshes?
