r9g #somethingdie alone edition
>>85222287>>85222326I eat a pretty good diet but whenever I eat slop it rapes me.
>>85224127post pics like this thread op
bpd twinks must date me
>>85227322okay but you have to agree to call me pretty and brush my hair over my ear
>>85227389brushing you and calling you pretty, got it
>>85222975got a discord? I'm shy about posting my face online.
>>85227431yes but it's also important you're strong enough to be able to carry a twink into bed
21 never had a bf im giving up hope
>>85227676smart.its basically over for you and youre never going to have a chance ever
>>85227202I wish I was slop rn>>85227322I wish I was a bpd twink always but more rn>>85227676I'm 28 and the hope is long lost. Did I just win?
>>85227666how do you like to be carried? and in what context?
>>85227839Prince carry technique is optimal imo (princess carry but prince because im a boy)
>>85227125another shitty day without a twink to cuddle in my arms
>>85227865>because im a boysince when? back again, tranny?
>>85227865that one's fun because it starts with you putting your arms around me
>>85227984better do a good job about hugging me in return then
nothing to do someone suggest good BL content
>tfw no nerdy bear bf
need bf to cuddle. Suck on, and take his meat while he squirts inside me.
hamburgers or skillet pasta meal for dinner? could also do frozen pizza but realistically I'm sick of that.
>>85228485you're still alive? can i ask why?
>>85228572Why would I be dead? I'm not going anywhere for a while.
>>85228587He thinks eating plastic makes you die earlier, or some bullshit like thatIt doesn't, it just destroys your internal organs. Different type of death, much slower than one would expect.
>>85228485>frozen pizzajust make fresh pizzathe only remotely difficult part is just flour and water mostly. im sure you can figure it out.i make 3 lg pizza per 1 packet worth of yeast
>>85228717I have basically no counter space and there is no way I am making a fresh pizza.Way to complex and complicated.
>>85228768Here's a guide, it should help. Give it a watch.https://youtu.be/LIYiDPGlxNk
>>85228830that doesn't help me today since I don't have any of the ingredients. Going for the burgers with hash browns. At least I'm having sides instead of just meat.
>>85228849>has browns is healthyyou're probably fat & ugly
>>85228768>Way too complex and complicated.Making a pizza is as hard as making dough, which is mostly just water and flourTwo ingredients. it's really not thats hard
>>85228909Being a masc fag is actually hell I mean seriously wtf is this shit
>>85228910I gave him a step by step guide oriented for people with small home kitchens, he didn't take it.
>>85228879>fat & uglydo you know me? that's exactly what I am. Lazy fat and ugly. >>85228910I don't like multi step processes or anything that takes time. My adhd is far too bad.
>>85228921His loss, my homemade pizzas are a frequent target of envyi dont need a guide or recipe anyway. I've baked enough bread I can bake the basics without measurements anyway
>>85228967He doesn't try new things because he's scared he'll fuck them up and he can't handle that due to his narcissism.
i have NEVER kissed a boy on the lips
>>85228979Wow he's literally me, and that's original.
>>85228967Oh wow you bake bread you're such a femmaxxing cottagecore twinkwife aren't you? Fucking larper.
>>85228979I'll have you know I'll try new things sometimes if i feel safe>>85229082local retard cant fathom mixing flour and water
Being gay is so fucking stupid. Why ostracize yourself from normal society and connection that 90% of people get to experience?
>>85229230I was ostracized from normal society a long time ago so it makes no difference
>>85229230men are awesome and i want to cuddle with them skin-on-skin
>>85229230cus of bussy,its the same reason drug addicts sacrifice everything
>>85229230safe in conformity, he always makes himself satisfied with less. this is nietzsche's last man.
I pushed away a great guyHe loved me. But I decided I was better off alone.I still wish I could have hurt him less. I'm glad he's not crying over me.
>>85229827you shouldn't make life decisions based off 2000's techno pop desu
>tfw no bf who wants pets
>>85230018what kind of pets?
>>85229827you're a retard. You get what you deserve.
I hope you gays in /R9gay/ would never act submissive in a work or college environment towards straight men for no reason. Haha like you guys wouldn't do that right haha. like really you wouldn't do that right
>>85230361i don't cus i'm in the closet but the urge is real
>>85230367> the urge is realWell go on, tell us
With "Well go on, tell us" I meant like is there any guys in particular, is there anything you want to do specifically
came without touching myself again award, better and longer lasting than jerking off but not as nice as anal. Someday I'll get to show this off to a real boy.
typical atheist only concerned with self pleasure and porn
>>85230540I'm Christian DOE, and I'd really like to pleasure a boy instead of just myself FYI
>>85230550how about you pleasure some job applications you atheist hedonist
>>85230588I'm not an atheist! also that's not very nice to call me that.
Oh nigga give me one more gram>>85230550I'm non-practicing but it would be nice to get married at a church with a boy.
>>85230611I've always wanted to get married, I'm not big on big celebrations so I thought a court house marriage would be enough for me but if my fbf wants to get it done at a church I'd love to.
>>85230669You sound like a really sweet boy. I hope it happens for you.
>>85230726awww ty nonny, I hope you get a nice bf too :D
>>85230361please don't remind me, I act like the biggest retard at times. god I hate men having this power over me
>>85230740Thank you. I hate being anonymous strangers on the internet sometimes here despite it's perks. I wish I could reach out and hold you in my arms. I am really gay btw.
>>85230862you're a sweetie, don't worry we're all gay here.
>>85230886I can't sleep and I ran out of seltzers in the fridge. How's your weekend going?
The more I think about it, the more I get repulsed by woman and the way they dress. I kind of realized it would be worth it to not have children if I just married a nice twink femboy.Not really pursuing that lately but ive been chatting with this femboy furry cosplayer for a bit , but its so sad we live so far, and we might be running out of things to talk about so sad :(
>>85231073if you don't have the means to fly over just drop it bro. it's never worth it
>>85231150nah its not that deep we're just really casual and we talk every few days or flirt. Nothing genuinely emotional or hinting at dedication from either of us. We just think eachother of hot and we have some aligning interests in weird books and media.
>>85231073Why do they all dress with their asses out on display as much as possible? It's so gross. I don't want to have your shitty farty ass in my sight when I'm doing daily stuff
>>85230361This was a long while now, but i used to get pretty severely bullied but it all ended because the idea that i was a masochist started floating around because i let them do it to me supposedly. Probably a good thing realistically it stopped after all.
I got no idea what I'm doing with my life.
No one knows what they are doing. You have to act without certainty always.
Petition to stop vague posting. It's passive aggressive and pointless.
so many chubby bears here hnng
Is it so wrong to long forSomeone whos so supremeIm not the one hes strong forBut is it a sin if I dream ohhh
>26>gaycel virgin>spend my days at a job that stresses me out but is in a field I enjoy>spend my weekends doing nothing but playing video games>live in a shitty studio apartment>can't save money because I blow it all on food or video games>hit with the realization my life will now be the exact same shit for the next 34 years
>>85233325start pirating games and buy cheap food to cook at home instead of doordashing you lazy retarded faggot
>>85230747>god I hate men having this power over melel>>85231444That's brutal
im grateful for my thick 6 inch boywandit could've been a microclitty
>>85231863i know what i'm doing
God i wish i were straight
>>85234302loll its ok anon, have fun being attracted to penis and never being able to admire womenwhy not find a bf while you are at it
>>85234302lame. dicks are awesome.
>>85234402Im too mentally ill to let my guard down.
Yeah we really need to stop vague posting, ever since that happened its been inappropriate.
filthy disgusting whores (not a vague post, I just can't quote everyone)
>>85230905funny enough I went to sleep right after this lel, it's going pretty good my friends are funny.
sweet boys suffer too much. It's not fair
no thread number what a shit edition please kill yourself
>>85227125Next thread is meant to be 2728 for when this inevitably dies again.
Why are some of you so autistic about the stupid and historically inaccurate thread number
Why are robots autistic.
>>85235009The caged animal walks around in a circle because it's the best it can do.Also it's too hot, need cold bf.
tooth is hurting again, can't get to a dentist until monday though. should have went last week. wonder if this will end with another pulled tooth.
>>85235020Ackshually autism isnt a thing because theres too many quirky self diagnosed fakers on tiktak o algo>>85235032Im ice cold bby (im lying, its way too hot..)
>>85235055last time i got a tooth pulled they broke off part of the root and the hole healed but never fully closed and later the root fragments slowly and painfully emerged through the gums and got infected and when i called the dentist to take it out they gave me an appointment in 3 months
When was the last time you had a crush
>>85235214this isn't in an area where I've had tooth pulled before, though I do have a filling on the tooth though, but that filling was done over 10 years ago now.
>>85234972noted incase someone doesn't get there before me or Whatever.>>85235425foid foid go away
Someone from here said I looked korean once. I'm sephardic btw >>85234822All good.
>>85235435I thought gay and lesbian were interchangeable? I remember watching an interview and they referred female to female relationship as gay.
>>85235500disgusting foid slop get it OUT OFFF HEREEEEEEEE
>>85235554Wrong messenger but right message, we live in a society.
>>85235441you posted yourself Nakanonnie?>korean>but actually sephardicno wonder you see yourself in Nakamura
>>85235500are you a lesbian anonette? Usually gay typically refers to males only now. There should be a thread, at least a femanon tried to make one a while ago and it lasted a bit. If there isn't, make one, I think it will be better to chat with other girls and share advices. Bitches here aren't fond of women, you would just get people acting catty to you
>>85235748There are very few women on r9k and fewer lesbian women. It would be infested with male larpers and MTFs, which some lesbians would be okay with I assume.
>>85235772I think there are more women here than in other boards but I get your points. It's the same thing on lgbt isn't it?>MTFsnothing against them but how many of them are lesbians? I saw some but I think they're a minority
>>85235787aren't transbians the majority? its all I see on lgbt sites. either t4cisf or t4t.
>>85235787>lesbians?none, they're porn sick men.
>>85235683>you posted yourself Nakanonnie?Was like 2 years ago on discord. Just thought it was really funny.
>>85235804maybe they're a vocal minority? This place is for the outcasts after all, but it would not matter because if they make the most of the lgbt population here...I say make a thread anyway and see how it goes, you got nothing to lose but a few hours to monitor it. Unfortunately lesbians seem to prefer the usual social media I think
>>85235827>Just thought it was really funnywhy is that? Isn't it scary to post yourself to strangers? You were barely legal too back then
>>85235838>Isn't it scary to post yourself to strangers?Not particularly, I think it's pretty easy to tell if someone is a psychopathic stalker. And even if that was the case there's not much defense to stop you from somone coming from your house aside of the threat of bodily harm from self defense. It's not that deep though. I just think being called korean is really funny when I'm a latinx boy... >You were barely legal too back thenI live on the edge...
>>85235821wow, just like all gay people!
>>85235864are you into skincare and stuff? Are your eyes thin?
>>85235869homosexuality is found in 1500 species, how many species are injecting themselves with HRT and giving their crotches axe wounds, proceeding to larp that it's now a cunt?
>>85235883>are you into skincareSomewhat yes, no makeup though. My eyes are pretty beady.
so many cute femboys are going trans, stop HRT now!
>>85235916that's what they are tho, women in spirit
>>85235922they're still men that's kinda the whole point of them. it's also for closeted faggots to get off to and pretend they aren't gay.
>>85235864>latinxAre you hairy? please say yes
>>85235916desu I don't really care so long as they make sure to jerk off regularly as I hear not doing that can permanently reduce penis length/hardness
>>85235943nah they're women in everything except hormones and body. Let them become their true selves, femboy is just a cope for people who hate trans>it's also for closeted faggots to get off to and pretend they aren't gaythis we can agree (sort of)
>>85235897animals eat their children, what's your point?
better I'd say femboys are closer to the idea of a woman more than actual women are. Fem are stereotypically women more than women themselves, that's why straights like them the most
>>85235897you think you're making a point here but you really aren't
Channeling my sperm into a rope to freeze and tie a noose with.
>>85235960They're still men, will always be men.. just feminine. You can be a man and still be feminine, those two things can coexist. Don't see how it's a cope for people who hate troons however, femboys see themselves as men and so do troon haters. But maybe you can enlighten me as to why you think that?>>85235961Humans are animals too, somewhere out there a mother is still eating her dead child in some third world backwater country. Probably India.
>>85235979not agreeing with the guy but this is a different thing. To me it looks like the fish became a femboy. Trans people don't change their sex for others
>>85235995your whole point was that animals don't change their sex, but they literally do, so you're wrong
>>85235960>nah they're women in everything except the things that make them 'them'.you are not an amorphous 'spirit' piloting your body as if it's disconnected from your true 'self'. Your body IS YOU. You can't get born with the wrong 'mind', nor is your 'spirit' in the wrong 'body'. It's all one unit, none of which are divorced from the other, and no mixup happened.Stop advocating for people to further disconnect themselves from themselves, it's not healthy.
>>85236006it doesn't matter how you feel about it, the fact is animals do change their sex so it's by definition not unnatural
>>85235979Yeah, where's the injecting with HRT and axe wounding themselves to larp that it's a cunt?
>>85235554Nigger's a broken clock and this thread is proof. Said one thing right and couldn't keep it up
Hiiiii Sisters!!!
>>85236044Anyone who actively tries to identify themselves with a name or trip is a huge ego-driven faggot, so no surprise there.
>>85236044Some people are so far behind they think that they're leading the race.
i need a cuddly boyfriend (whos nice to me) to be clingy to or else im going to explode into 1 trillion tiny pieces like a human frag grenade
>>85236082You're only just figuring this out? Where have you been all this time!
Work is so fuck ing boring
>>85235945No. I shave my butt and face. And whole body.
I was weak and got McDonalds again. I am so fat and pathetic, even though eating this on my bad tooth is probably a bad idea considering its still hurting even after taking something for it.
i'm glad story is rotting away, hopefully he dies soon and we won't have to hear from him ever again
>>85236351I'll be posting until the end though, might not be as fast as you think.
>>85236339why do you keep coming here? Aren't there other threads to talk about these things? I never saw you talking about anything gay. I'm not attacking you, just curious. Are you secretly a masochist?
>>85236384well as a KHHV what can I talk about? Its been so long since I've even really looked at guys romantically I kinda don't know how to do it any more.
>>85236430then why coming in the gay thread only to get shat on? There are countless KHHV NEET threads full of people you have more in common with, just don't say you're gay. I'm not telling you to get out of here, I don't mind you, but I rarely see anyone ever caring here about you
>>85236445this thread contains the only people I talk to on a regular basis and not all the interactions are people shitting on me. More so recently but not always.
>>85236472do you talk to them on discord or something?
If I shant procure a boyfriend posthaste than i will befall a morose disposition
>>85236494No, just the thread. I have never used discord or any messaging app/program.
>Oh you use imperial? This is proof that you're canadian and like BBC >Oh you use metric? This is proof that you're canadian and like BBC>Oh you post during eu hours? This is proof that you're canadian and like BBC>Oh you post during american hours? This is proof that you're canadian and like BBC>Oh your city's temperature is lower than mine? This is proof that you're canadian and like BBC>Oh you speak english? This is proof that you're canadian and like BBC>Oh you're under 6ft tall? This is proof that you're canadian and like BBC>Oh you're under 130lbs? This is proof that you're canadian and like BBC>Oh you like twinks? This is proof that you're canadian and like BBC>Oh you have a penis under 8 inches long? This is proof that you're canadian and like BBC
>>85236520then try to seek people in other threads too, out of your comfort zone. You might find someone you connect better with, ever thought about that?
>>85236546If I could readily leave my comfort zone maybe I wouldn't be here in my situation. I have to physc myself up to do anything just about. Plus why would I not connect with this thread? Its for gay people, I am gay. I know its mainly younger guys at this point but its the closest thing I have.
>>85236570leaving your comfort zone online isn't the same as doing that in real life. Start from there, start from talking to different anons you share something in common with, things will follow. You are gay, but also a virgin and a NEET, and love cats if I recall? Plenty of people to connect with
>>85236604I also have spaghetti issues and have difficulty relating with people. I get shy and clam up very easily. Remember I have never had a friend in my entire life, irl or online.
>>85236632spaghetti issues?>I get shy and clam up very easily. Remember I have never had a friend in my entire life, irl or onlineand yet everyday you write here trying to connect with people, unknowingly you're trying to put effort into talking with others. You can do the same thing in other threads just fine I bet
>>85236652old 4chan euphemism for social anxiety, I guess I forgot its not used all that much anymore Why do you want me gone so bad anyway?
>>85236664no one likes you bro
>>85236670Am I really that bad? There other posters worse than I am.
>>85236664he didn't say want you gone he said spreading your berth and finding other places to do what you do. it can only increase your chances of finding a connectionfor my part and feeling on you, well *punches you a hundred times and tombstones you into a woodchipper*
>>85236664when i went to watch odyssey on imax i troujan horse'd some red twissler licorice in my fanny pack to avoid paying extra for snacks... when i opened it up and tried to pull out a single licorice it stuck and i had to pull harder and harder,, when it finally wrenched free it also pulled out a big wad of more twisslers too and they spilled a bit down into the crevice on the side of my recliner chair.. in side my head i couldn't stop sniggering about how much i was losing my spagjetti hahahaha
>>85236664>Why do you want me gone so bad anyway?is this what you're taking away from our conversation? Can't blame you really, but why do you think I would like you gone?
>>85236676>Am I really that bad?No>There other posters worse than I am.spill the tea
>>85236713depends on what you mean by bad or worse than me.
>>85236723just say your opinion of what's worse, if you want. Don't always ask others what they think
>>85236746I don't want to piss anyone off and I was speaking more generally. Yes its a cop out but that's how I am.
>>85236754I know, I know how you are. Anyways, follow the advice: seek new connections. You don't have to leave this place, if you like it so much, to do that
>>85236769I know I should, at some point I'm going to have to get a job if I want to live and to get a job means being around people. I can tolerate going out into public but nothing more personal than just strangers making small talk and people very rarely do that.
>>85236791I meant online silly hahahahabut yeah doing that in real life would help you. Better start here for a test>I know I should, at some point I'm going to have to get a job if I want toyou wanted to kill yourself back then. Now you're thinking about ways to live, if that's not an improvement
>>85236803Online or irl is likely the same for me. and I was never going to kms, I am far too much of a coward. The question is if I'll start the process in enough time since I always put everything off to the last possible moment. Assuming anyone would hire a 36 year old who has never worked a day in his life, when tons of better qualified people are out of work.
>>85236825Online is easier, you're talking to people everyday here unlike irl, so start doing something here. Then, you don't want to kill yourself not because you're a coward but because you feel you can turn things around deep down, there is something you want to live for>The question is if I'll start the process in enough time since I always put everything off to the last possible momentthis part is entirely up to you. Start somewhere small. Try making that pizza recipe for small kitchen that anon suggested yesterday
>>85236868I don't know about pizza but maybe just some other recipe I've never tried before. ironically enough spaghetti might just be it. Mom made it, but I've never attempted it, even though I bought a jar of sauce and the pasta.
>>85236893try it. Follow a recipe online don't do it without a structure
>>85236903Its just small issues that I don't know about, like when to know when the sauce/pasta is done or how much pasta to cook. Wish I paid attention to what mom was doing but I didn't, not to details like that.
>>85236927it's ok, you can learn all those things on the internet, I didn't have someone to ask that stuff either. As for how much pasta to cook, remember it gets bigger when cooked so fill a plate with some pasta and think about how it will look like when cooked
>>85236954I'll probably make too much and end up throwing a good part of it away. That's what happens with those skillet pasta meals I make. I eat two big plates full but there's always some left over and its not very good reheated. The thing is that I actually attempt to make it, and even if I do fuck it up I don't go into pity mode and not clean up the mess for weeks. This is when I tend to lose cookware.
>>85236969mistakes happen first times, totally normal. Just go for it and don't worry about getting it wrong, you will learn by mistake >and not clean up the mess for weeksfor a change this time clean a fraction of the mess. Next time you will clean half of it
>>85237002I don't handle making mistakes well, its one of the reasons I'm so set in my ways and reluctant to do anything outside of a very narrow window of things. When I make mistakes in cooking I have a little tantrum, call myself retarded and then want to ignore the problem, telling myself I'll clean it up later. I will never do anything 'later' if I say that. Even on those skillet dinners I have to clean them up right after dinner or I simply won't for several days to a week, sometimes longer.
>>85237002become his daddy and adopt him if you give such a shit about him
>>85237020mistakes are a chance to learn, they come from inexperience and you can fix them most of the times in your time. Instead of hating yourself for getting a thing you aren't used to do wrong, analyze what you did wrong, while you call yourself retarded if you want, and write it for the next time. If you look at your mistakes instead of ignoring them, you will learn about them, make less mistakes and feel less bad the next time, or even good because you learned something new
I was gonna doompost but seeing story complain about his life for the millionth time makes me wanna try again. I don't wanna die pathetic.
>>85237062Yeah easier said that done. Whenever something went wrong my family always looked for who was at fault or who to blame instead of why, and if it was my fault I would get bitched at. So that's probably the reason I'm like this even if no one is around to blame me any more.
>>85237075I get that, guess those are persistent patterns>no one is around to blame me any moremaybe focus on this part more. Got nothing to lose
The straight vidyabro keeps flirting with me and that shit is driving me insane, I fucking hate it, it spikes my horny levels constantly, I know it's just a joke but today I already busted 2 nuts daydreaming about it, I'm still horny as fuck, I know it is not real but I can't help to close my eyes and think about having sex with him every time he starts teasing me
>>85237140wow you're so degenerate anon sugoi
With how often I've gotten sick this year (two even resulting in fevers) I'm really tempted to just wear a mask every time I go out because people can't help but spread their illnesses and I'm not interested in sharing with them. Sharing is caring but I don't care about them
>>85237140flirt back and harder. make him uncomfortable. the only way out is through. outfaggot him, faggot
this thread seems pretty dead now>nowyes, even more than usual.
>>85237140>The straight vidyabro keeps flirting with me What does he say/do?
>>85238074the zoomie zooms are all on discord and us uncs don't have the energy
>>85238615same fellow unct. 27 year old unc
Discord destroyed this site
isn't discord like 12 years old at this point
just realized someday I WILL have a boy in my bed and that gives me hope :)
>>85239227no you freaking won't
A man. You will have a man in your bed. Stop infantilizing people
>>85239235uuuh, why would you say something so mean? nigger? >:C
>>85239263yes I will, and he'll have at least 5 inches on him.
>>85227125>die alone editionhaha yeah
>friends with literally the nicest and sweetest guy i will ever meet>hes straight as an arrowi think about him any time im left with my thoughtsfucking kill me
>>85239841is he a cute twink too?
>>85239846hes cute but i dont know if id call him a twink
>>85239841I think I'd prefer Nick as a BF over Chuck or Frank even though he's a beaner and DR3 is just alright.
>temperature in my room drops by staggering 0.2 degrees Celsius over the entire nightMy room retains so much heat it's crazy.
>>85239960Slow cooking anon whilst they sleep.
Have you gays been playing anything? I notice the anon who usually blogs about his vidya hasn't posted in a while
>>85240127Getting back into counter-strike, mostly out of boredom. Even though I do know it's a bottomless pit I've been having fun matches as of late just joking with the random teammates I get.I bought the new lego batman at full price and haven't finished it yet. I feel like a retard.
>>85240127I picked up Cyberpunk in the sale last monththe player character has genitals for some reason
>>85240127I'm playing Overwatch, or PoE or Factorio/Shapez 2 or some roguelike.
>>85240132Anon at least buy games on Loaded or a similar key site to get a discount if you're going to buy them at launch
I might never have a boyfriend but at least I can play my little puzzles on my phone before bed.
>>85240307relatable cope
>>85227676>Hopeless with a bf>Hopeless without a bfIt's an endless cycle that you just have to endure with one or the other as your choice. Grindr cuck dates are basically the only option at that point.
>>85229230Having autism already makes you an untouchable, so why not embrace faggotry?>normalfag stumbling in the autistic faggot board wondering why everyone is an autistic faggotrope and sneed
I feel like the only person who likes guys who are obviously gay but closeted
>>85240538How do I know if I am obviously gay?
>>85240550everyone knows but I mean guys who are shy and sensitive but don't advertise their sexuality.
>>85240561But how do I know if I am shy and sensitive? I just mind my own business and go about my day. I don't talk to anyone. Am I obviously gay?
Sensitive people are obvious, their heads spin extremely quickly when they look at something.
I just want to be held. I want to fucking hold someone and be loved.
>>85240661How do I know if my head is spinning extremely quickly? What happens if I just have a quick reaction time? I don't have an external viewpoint with which to view myself at any given point of the day.
>>85239055its a containment the people on discord are literally fucking unhinged lunatics full of the most inane shit you'll ever read, the discord discussions make this thread look like academic literature in comparison, the most mentally unfit people congregate and then just spew the most retarded shit at each other. Really makes you realize why humans need to be face to face to socialize properly because tone and the threat of getting your fucking teeth knocked out need to be there for actual meaningful discussion to take place.
>>85240675Hmm. Use a mirror then try to look at all four corners of your vision without moving anything but your head. Your reaction time wont matter then and you will have a viewpoint.
>>85240682What do they say? Surely it can't be bad enough to warrant this response. Do you have screenshots?
>>85240690But if I'm aware that quick movements make me look sensitive I can just control the speed at which I look at the four corners of my vision.
>>85240698I dont know then i am sorry for not being helpful.
>>85240709It's alright. One can't always be helpful.
>>85240693It's best not repeated and I refuse to validate any of the shit they spew, lest they see this thread and get their tiny ego stroked.
>>85240682Both lunatics to a degree, discord people tend to be more mentally unhinged however. Sad to witness.
I don't understand. I have a lot of love to give. I must be quite repulsive.
>>85240722Worded awfully, mean people from the boards and 'cordniggers when I said both lunatics to a degree. >>85240729Your time will come, you're not repulsive.
>>85240674You can tie yourself up with rope and then tie yourself to the side of your bed and it feels like being held kind of. Its hard to undo though.
>>85240734>you're not repulsiveIf you knew me you wouldn't say that
>>85240757There's very few people in this world who are genuinely repulsive.. and that's for reasons like mass murder or pedophilia. I doubt that you're any of those.
>tfw skinny twink body but manly stubbly face so just look weird
>>85240882Same, I think many people just end up going to the gym at that pointIt fits your face a LOT better if you have some mass
>>85240748I tried that... Kinda nice honestly.
>>85240913Rope bunny.
I love it when people come to me and say how bad things that have no real solutions are. Yes, I'm well aware and don't need reminding, thank you!
Just scored a flip reset deevo like a boss
>>85240958Yeah I'm kinky as shit. No idea why?
i want a pretentious boyfriend. like i want to date an art critic who wears scarves
Scarves are really cute to wear, but i never wear mine because i worry id get mocked for wearing it
How can i as a skinny guy get a fat af bf
>>85241599if i call you cute for wearing it will that cancel it out
>>85241623Probably it would. Its just chavs are scary you know.
>>85241636you dont have to worry about them. i will protect you.
>>85241654Thank you! Origami!
>>85241654isn't self-defense illegal in bongland? won't you go to prison longer for defending yourself than the person who actually attacked you?
>>85241852Only if you're white. The rules don't really apply to blacks and other kinds these days.
>>85241852idk what youre talking about and dont care either. no arbitrary 'laws' will stop me from protecting my dear boyfriend
So are chavs just british wiggers or are they a homegrown class of scum?
>>85241911Kind of, though id say roadmen are closer to british wiggers. Chavs are closer to just trailerpark people i think in american terms.
>tfw homoromantic bisexual
One thing thatd be nice about having a bf is id have a reason to play multiplayer games. I dont think i have played one in ages now.
[button prompt][looks at my controller with an expression like ive never seen one before]
[Press any button to start][Presses the power button]
>>85242373i only play multiplayer games but i reject all friend requests and have all chat modes permanently disabled
Do any autistic catboys want to be my pet?
>>85242620There are not catboys here. They are not a real thing because a human can not have successful offspring with a cat in either combination of male and female partners. Sorry.
I want to play fighting games yay
>>85227676I'm 36 and I'm not giving up hope anytime soon, I know I could get a bf the moment I actually try, the real challenge will be maintaining the relationship, getting a job will help me a lot, once I get some money I will be able to get as many bfs as I want.
>>85243032thats soo me. same vro
>>85242606>i reject all friend requestsSame, I hate having to deal with this problem, I assume normalfags just send friend invites to anyone they interact with in any way because I get so many friend invites constantly>match ends and I get 3 friend invites>next match I get 1>next match I get 3>next match I get 2Normies are too social
fucking humblebragging normie faggot scum burn in hell
>>85243311>point normalfags do this constantly>"noo you humblebragging"What a fucking retard, play any multiplayer game and you will see I'm right, if you either play well, help them in any way or if you use the mic normies will send friend invitations, why? I have no fucking idea, that's what normies do.Normies usually have 400+ people in their friend list, some lists have a cap limit and in these cases normies have to constantly remove people from their friend lists because they keep running out of slots, I remember when I noticed this for the first time in the mid 2000s, when social media started to boom normies would brag about how many friends they had in myspace, same for facebook, now they brag about their amount of followers and subscribers but the concept is the same, big number go up.I don't accept friend invites, normies expect me to socialize with them and that's something I don't do.
I dont think i have ever used mic in a game, id be worried id sound too much alike a squeaker and get mocked.
>>85227125Do you guys ever have a wrestling match to determine who tops?
Skillet pasta meal today, will try the speaghhti next week. Its been longer than I thought since I bought that one jar of sauce and its almost out of date. I'll get another one next time I go to the store.
>>85244323NoThere is a top shortage
i would win anyway. i did wrestling for 3 years in highschool
i hope no big strong guys sexually wrestle then top me
I thought thought the guys who did wrestling were fruity, what other sport lets you grapple sweaty men?
>>85244777wrestling is not gay. i am but wrestling isnt>>85244764first we're going to practice sprawling and then take turns drilling the double-leg takedown
>>85244811Why would a straight guy sign up to grapple sweaty men and get grappled by a sweaty man in return? All macho sports are homoerotic by nature.
>>85244832it's a collegiate and olympic sport
two bottoms wrestling but they're both trying to intentionally lose without making it obvious
Woke up at 12 am again
>>85244657Winner gets to choose
>>85244957This would lead to serious injury in a quest to get plowed
Why don't the bottoms just take turns? It isn't that hard to figure out.
Keep living those heavenly fantasies inside your imaginary thought while staring at anime boy pics hugging and kissing , enjoy it for as long as you can, real life relationships will undo your homosexuality forever............believe me anons.
>>85245017Because I am a bottom not a switch
>>85245017Most anon's ITT could not fucked a bussy for the life of them
>>85244811anime boy pics hugging and kissing!!!
>>85245166Fuck* not fuckedGood night r9gay
>tfw no alcoholic meth addicted split personality slave gooner twink bf
>>85245166>>85245202all you have to do is stick it in and thrust your hips I think that's manageable even for a knuckledragger
>tfw no bf who wants a alcoholic meth addicted split personality slave gooner twink bf
>>85245189why did you reply to my post like thiskissing is illegal in wrestling
>>85245219Instructions not clear I had a panic attack and came before I could put it in
>>85245223i feel that in my souil
>>85245234quick shooters are cute so long as they can get it up for a second round
>fwb I was getting attached to moved to the other side of the world and now only texts occasionally>have to start over>really bad at socializing>don't like anyone I've seen on appsOh well.
>>85243677I used to feel the same way when I was younger, I have a speech impediment and got bullied for it a lot in school so I started to avoid talking as much as possible, I got so traumatized I would rather be a nonspeaking autist rather than getting bullied again, just the idea of using the mic in a videogame was panic inducing, I was an adult by the time I decided to get better at CSGO where using the mic for coms and callouts was pretty much necessary, I saw that as a chance to fight my trauma, I started to use the mic in my csgo matches as a therapy to fight my panic over speaking, it seemed impossible at the start, in the first few matches I would get so anxious I would start to sweat but really soon I stopped getting so nervous about it, it took me around a week to stop feeling anxious about using my mic online, it helped me a lot and now I can speak way more IRL too.On the other hand it also helped me to understand how immature and stupid most moder normie "gamers" are, I remember the first time some retards tried to bully me over my speech impediment in a match and I realized it was ridiculous, they were incredibly immature and would use school grade insults trying to make me feel bad while they pretended to be better than me, the low IQ retards where incredibly unskilled, it was a trio queuing together and would get mad if me or the other solo asked them to do something basic, their dumb insults made me realize online bulling is pointless as an adult specially if these people don't know you, they can't punch me, what would they do? they can say they fucked my mom, they can call me a faggot, they can say I am worthless, for me they seemed as stupid as small dogs barking behind a fence, pathetic./blogpost
i just get made fun of for my esl accent then ignored every time i try to speak thereafter
>>85245265time to isolate
>>85245252Once I bust it's #over
>>85245273>your mic is so bad lmao>yeah your mic is trash frfr>"yeah my mic is so bad my team has 4 people on A and they still can't stop an A rush, that's how bad my mic is">lobby goes quiet for the rest of the matchI was that easy, they are that fragile, we still lost, the enemy team would simply rotate instantly if they saw me on A.>>85245273Same but it's their loss since they miss on my info if they mute me, not like it matters, they don't care about winning or playing well, they are not "playing" at all, they just want to turn their brain off and the game is nothing but a background noise filler.
Played Uni2 for like 4 hours and ranked from D4 to C4 yay
belk has pairs of trues w 50% off clearance that arent on their website, I paid 75$ for a 199.99 blue stitch pair
My heart is burning bright with the forces of a thousand suns. Unfortunately it's burning from acid not love right now
esl accents are cute!
>>85245017>>85245166I actually can't, I could try but what am I gonna do with 4 inches that doesn't get very hard? I cum in seconds without touching it, even if I had 12 inches I could never please anyone with only 10 strokes max.
>>85245426who do you play in uni?
Been going outside too much, would you date a brown boy?
>>85245017Bottoms are mentally ill
>Occasionally feel like getting fucked in the ass>Do it occasionally and then the urge to fuck women in their pussies returnsI really wish it was just one or the other tbf
Anyone else get depressed looking at porn? Seeing people with huge dicks and others taking them and knowing that will never be you.
>>85246680the simple solution is to quit watching porn
>>85246725Then how do I fap?
>>85246729find a fap partner, use a camsite, alternative porn media, imagination etc
>>85246638how am I supposed to do it? nigga? >>85245943
>>85246743Annoying when I can just click a few things and look at porn
>>85246890okay then deal with the negative consequences
Idk why I post here when everyone's just an annoying catty bitch. No wonder it's dying when as soon as you post the bitch like this >>85246899 has to respond
mrow im a catty bitch >;3
>>85246749Get bred I guess
You are so amazing being a giga bitch to everyone so you can get a high off it. Keep being you. I'm sure people love being around you irl.
>>85246963I intend to, but I'm just trying to be clear that not all of us can be on top very much at all.
Would it be weird if I got with a guy who is a secret covid truther?
>>85246980can 2 gaycels even breed?
>Guy who heavily flirted with me on discord is now having 8 hour VC calls with someone elseI should've seen that coming
>>85247256we're gonna find out!
are there any furries here? i find myself yearning for a furry anon bf
>>85246680When people get to know I'm a gay weeb they instantly ask me about my favorite BL or yaoi, I can't find a way to explain to them I don't check any malexmale fictional media because when I see a gay couple in media getting sexual or romantic I get really depressed and start to cry the moment I remember I'm a old, lonely autistic gay virgin retard.
>>85247580damn why is his ass so fat
>>85247580Hi. When are we losing our virginities at the next furry con?
>>85246014Enkidu because he's hot and relatively easy I also wanna play Seth but he is too hard 4 me
>should've had 2 days off last week>got cancelled last minute>should've had monday and tuesday off this week>plans changed on sunday>just got a message telling me plans changed again and I do have 2 days off this week after all (for now I guess!)>tfw no yo-yo bf
Being employed sounds rough.
Im so glad i have a boring warehouse job where i can add/drop shifts from my phone and i dont have to talk to anyone.
going to bed while thinking about dick, as always
are r9gay users /cute/ or just middle aged men
My old nan said i was cute i think.
>>85250016everyone here is 18-22 and everyone who says they aren't are lying
Mama done calllled said you tv son
>>85250118so about that anon...im 24.
People who like spice are worrisome, how can they eat it without crying? Are they too depressed to do so anymore?
>>85250382i like the way it turns my eyes blue
>>85250399Already addicted its too late.
white peepo hours
Hoodlum.
hit 2k rio today on a class i've been playing for like 5 days. not bad at all. i wonder how high i can climb before the season ends.
I lied, im not gay. Im not gay anymore. I dont want to be gay anymore. Im leaving and never coming back to this fruitcake general.hhhhHhhhhhhHhHhhh19294959 420 69Ekekrjfjbe back tomorrow
>>85251564me right after jerking off (i will be gay again in 20 minutes)
>>85251598Yeah that shit pisses me off
mmmm, angry gay boys,.. angry gay tops... O.o
how many cocks have yall taken at once
>>85252095Zero at all
frozen pizza tonight, then tomorrow the dentist since the tooth is hurting again. Its getting more and more frequent so I better get it taken care of before it gets too bad, if it isn't already.
>>85252196zero? like in a row?
>>85252235I am constantly taking zero cocks up me all time of the year, one dirty slag i am.
>>85252250i want to pin you down and start pounding your asshole
Fuck everyones going to the goth club tonight and theres hot ass dudes with hot ass makeup but i dont want to drink cus i already did three days ago, godddd i can only go to clubs drunk
i cant drink anymore my tolerance is too high
>>85252375like how much tolerence are we talking here. Do you feel a beer?
>>85252437i can get kinda drunk on 1 beer but i just end up keep going for ages
Found a tiny quality control sticker on my butt from the new underwear, again.
Club-going normalfags OUT
I'm SICK and TIRED of seeing boys with flat tummies on twitter dot com, today I'm DONE being a fat nigger.
>>85252212do you ever shop at aldi? you should start, they have good frozen pizzas and also all of the ingredients to make your own for even cheaper, slowly you can try making things yourself and in no time you'll be eating super healthy!
I'm a bubble butt faggot Daddy
>>85247580please do not the cat>>85252871lemme QC dat ass *unzips magnifying glass*
It's seriously fucked up to be male and want dick. I hate these thoughts
Butts r the best
>>85253651you'd have to be retarded not like cock, cock always wins, cock is the most powerful force on earth.
I need a boy plapping me and telling me to get pregnant, being a bottom is so hard because you just get reduced to a bitch in heat.
Heart burn again today really need to see a doctor and get acid meds because this is getting ridiculous
>>85227125Ngl, speed could get it
>>85254500That's one oiled up buck
>>85254600Black dudes always have the perkiest butts, I'd take a black twink's ass while giving him a reach around any day of the week.
>eat mexican food>insanely shitty and farty the next dayNo wonder Latinos have fat asses. They need it for all the shits
i'm closeted and i live in the middle of nowhere and i'm disabled and i live with my mom who basically controls my entire life and i'm convinced im going to die without ever fucking a guy or anyone for that matter and i want to die 2bh
>>85255899Controlling moms are the worst, especially for a guy. I feel for you anon
omg i want fried chicken so bad
I remember i had fried chicken for the first time in years once and i got mocked for eating the bones of the kfc, i still dont get whats wrong with that but i havent touched it since.
>>85254500Giwtwm orgirannly
I'm not gay but I love gooning to two fat hairy dilfs who love each other a bit too much.
>>85256494do bros really put on frilly maid outfits to pour coffee?
>>85256735Id do that for my bro (if i had one (no homo))
My thigh and balls make a farting sound when I sit down now. Must be a heat thing.
I'm not gay but I love fantasizing about sniffing and licking Chad's dick.
Bought train tickies yay
>co-workers asking if I have a girlfriend again
>>85256947>talking to coworkersrookie mistake
>>85256976I have to I'm a manager. Don't get old anon.
>>85256947What do you say anon? I'm scared of my company finding out I'm a gay incel
>>85256983>Don't get oldtoo late...that said, there are still niches for mid-level professionals who shun human contact, like tech startups, the trades, trucking, and the post office
>42 degrees in the shadeHoly guacamole.
>>85256997I work in a job where being male makes most people assume you're gay so I just laugh the questions off. I'm assuming they're just probing for confirmation, they'd probably be really disappointed to find out I'm a gincel.
Are gincels even real? Can't they just fuck a random horny 60yo man?
I have a new mole I never had before on my side. Scary.
My tooth is really hurting yay but I put off the dentist again because I don't know why (actually because I was too lazy to shower last night and didn't want to force the dentist to smell me) but I have a feeling this is going to be another pulled tooth.
Uni2 is so hard everybody keeps beating my ass
I opened the window prematurely and now I have +2 degree Celsius in my room forever I guess. Fuck me.
slowly becoming fixated on admission to a top private university because getting a full ride is the only way that I can realistically afford to attend college. i already receive the maximum grants and loans and it's only barely enough for tuition and fees, not housing
I thought everyone here was like 40
27 and single I'm convinced I'm ngmi
>>8525944528yo and permasingle. Idk wtf to do at this point.
i too am 27 and gay
I'm 36 and know I'm ngmi but I never had a chance to be begin, I was always going to end up a fat lazy neet.
>>85256494goon yourself into a noose desperate biscum tranny, heard it's a nice sensation for wretches like you
what is it like to kiss a guy? im still a virgin and almost 22
>>85260232It feels mostly like nothing in my experience but I didn't like the guy who kissed me and he did it without asking so ymmv
>>85260270Lucky humblebragging cunt, boys and guys and men kiss you all over your slut body and you act coy like you don't enjoy it. At least you get attention. Ungrateful cunt.
>>85260232 very nice, if you're into it. it's especially nice when you do a few slow smooches that kind of numb your lips (in a good way). kissing is awesome. and yes i'm going to kill myself for having kissed a boy *explodes into gore*
>>85260232Really nice. Having someones tongue slide against mine almost makes all the time alone before and since worth it.
I really really really need to lose weight I woke up this morning and I could feel my heart tingling. My BMI is 35. I'm sick of being a fat fuck but food and video games are the only things that distract me from my emotions. If I didn't have them I'd be a mental wreck in a ward somewhere. Has anyone here ever tried the injectables?
>>85250016>>85250118I'm old enough to be your dad.
>>85260327Yeah I'm so lucky for having my first kiss stolen by force. Kys.
>>85260398it seems a lot of people that post here are fat.a couple generals ago an anon posted his fat bodybut it was kind of hot though
>>85227125I have a question for the gaybots of r9k. Am I actually considered gay or a "fake gay" if:>I only like getting my cock sucked by convincing femboy twinks like pic rel>I hate the idea of anal sex and would never do it>I have gotten my dick sucked by an east asian femboy and enjoyed it many times>I did some cuddling with him and liked it on an emotional level because he smelt nice, sounded feminine, felt soft and felt like a loving woman>I masturbated him reluctantly and used a vibrator on his clitty to show gratitude while he told me he loves me (I felt a bit uncomfortable)>But more recently I also got my dick sucked by a slavic twink-ish guy who kind of looks like Kurt Cobain>He had that sharp square face that Kurt Cobain had but what did it for me was his big soft eyes and exceptional effort plus the loud slurping sounds>Like he genuinely wanted to please me and the idea of somebody worshipping my cock made me insanely horny>But I am 99% attracted to women and want heterosexual sexI am a Northern European guy who is above average height and has a big dick. I am not handsome though and I'm slightly awkward and very depressed. Women have abused and mistreated me my whole life so I struggle with them. Like I say, I hate the idea of anal sex but I get aroused by submissive guys submitting to my cock and relieving it with their mouths and swallowing my frustrated loads. I was surprised by the amount of gay guys that are eager to swallow the cum of straight guys. What's with that? Am I like big bob in Guantanamo bay?
>>85260416Probably because being fat or introverted or an Indian are the only reasons you'd ever be bitter as a gay guy.
>>85260398A spitting image really, when I was a little skinnier.
>>85260422you're bisexual you idiot
>>85260412It wasn't stolen. Kiss is when you like somebody and that somebody is kissing you. It only counts when both want it. You're still a humblebragging whore although for even having even ONE ISNGLE halfassed kiss
>>85260502But only for getting my cock sucked?
>>85260525YOU LIKE MEN AND WOMEN IN VARYING CAPACITIES. YOU ARE WOMEN-LEaNING BISEZUAL
>>85260508 I didn't like him and he did it without asking retard kill yourself 4 real
>>85260525if you get hard while a male is sucking you off you are bisexual. a truly straight guy would not have an erection.
>>85260422fakegay as fuck. now kill yourself, help the population. retarded nigger
>>85260542Yes, tardy, that's why I said it wasn't a real kiss but an imitation. Learn to fucking read and maybe there will be a guy that may like you. Or I'll steal all your kisses in even less pretty manner.
>>85260422fake gay but it doesn't matter>>85260398uh ohnot fat and don't play games but still worrying>>85260615weirdo rapist
>>85260398he looks just like me, i... thank you <3
me when i find my confidence to kiss a boy i like: >>85260542
>>85260615You thinking it's not a kiss does not make it not a kiss kys.
>>85260232It's great would recommend.Also cuddling.
>>85260779Maybe ask him for permission first mkay
>>85260839And you being a bitch over something so miniscule makes you a pissy bitch with some mental impairment looping over that moment. But unlike you I will shut up about it. Because I'm not a big bitch like you. If you steal my kiss. This will be your kissinal rejuvenation.
>>85260869rape = minisculesubhumans finding out about 4chan, then about r9k and then about this general is a sight to behold
>>85260881You look lovely today. Here, I said it without your consent. Maybe I should cold call you. This will give you something to cry over too. Everything is rape I guess. You are so fucking hobbyless.
>>85260901Forcing yourself on someone physically is not the same thing as giving them a compliment and you know it.
>>85260906I do but people don't kill themselves over a kiss. Had he been a penetrative rapist I'd be more sympathetic but I kiss you can probably stomach.
>>85260920He said he didn't like it. He never said he would kill himself.
self exiled to having no one to speak with again award
>>85261059You could try provoking a reaction in others to get this thread to 500 repliesThat would be cool
>>85261059i love you so much bby you are so stoic and smart
desu im straight irl but like gay porn and yaoi
>>85261095Then you're straight, yaoi is straight porn and gay porn is basically straight porn so you're straight.
>met a guy>chatted with him for hours>turns out he's far far awayDamn I hate when it happen. It's almost like I can never find anyone closer to me that can be a bf and live nearby. Maybe there should be apps that can be about DATING? I wonder if there could be SOMEONE, someone from BRAZIL, that could tell me how to meet the love of my life, on the APPS that are almost like DATING... How hard would that be?>>85261072I'll try it, give me a minute
>>85261134Do you really say boa tarde if you are brazilian
dropped all my hobbies again. at least i still serve mr wageberg like a good boy so i can eat my goyslop like a good fucking GOYIM KEK WAGESLAVE
>>85261184You know it's actually cheaper to eat non-goyslop unless you count modern industrial farming practices as goyslop.
>>85261213i just buy frozen or premade food. i've meal prepped before and i felt nothing it was just work fuck that shit i just want calories in me so i can keep going
>>85261184I WILL eventually finish my Voyage AI game when I'm not coming home from work everyday with headaches!
>>85261232What is that gobbledygook language?
>>85261254looks like acryllic
>>85261320That's a type of material, not a language
>>85261366idk bro i speak american i don't shit about other languages
>>85261370That's why I asked the nigger who posted itif you posted it and don't know the language you are an incompetent subhuman americanget the hell out of my country
>>85261370The language is Russian by the wayYou are a Russian spy!
>>85260869It was my first kiss it's not miniscule you stupid normie shithead
just got reminded of that lunatic who would spam images of a guy he liked in his classroomi'm getting a really similar vibe here
>>85261463Was it a high school or university classroom?
>>85261477i don't know either way it was creepy
I wish I was in highschool again and I could spend the day shitposting and THIS TIME I'd be popular and cool
the idea of reliving any sort of schooling makes me want to kill myself. fuck all that shit i did my time and i'm out.
>>85261213Groceries are so ass this is all Id buy atp
I need to start working on my new menu plan I have that will keep me from buying chips, mcdonalds, or pizza for dinner by actually having a rotating easy to make weekly menu. But why do that when I could just y'know eat chips like tonight
>>85261946A person from my own cloth, I don't have the willpower to menu plan. I just get the same things at the store and maybe plan one meal out if I'm lucky.
>>85261946are you a fat guy
Last two times I ate a McDonalds burger it has given horrible, rancid gas. Yeah I think it finally broke me of them.
>>85242620Meeee nyaaaaa X3
My leg is hurting again, I think I went close to a year without a flareup but now I get one when I'll need to sit still at the dentist tomorrow. Fuck my fat retarded neet life.
how do i get a bf if im introverted
thinking I may just stop jerking off, it does basically nothing for me.
>>85261958Usually I fail too but surely this time will be completely different if I just believe hard enough like when I got presents from Santa as a kid I don't believe anymore and now I don't. >>85261981No I'm actually within a healthy weight range if BMI calculators are at all accurate but I'm still losing weight just very slowly because I don't want to be a complete twig
>>85262109here maybe this will distract you from the leg pain*cuts your arms off and beats you with them*
>>85261410I'm done with you. I'll steal your last kiss and your last breath.
>>85262138I hate jacking off yet I still do it
>>85262124can I be your kaworu bf
i'm old 34 and every online space is just a bunch of 18-20 year olds, I can't relate to them they are still stuck in high school mode thinking, they have so much self esteem issues and are working on things i've long since solved i just want to find someone who was mentally fucked in their 20s like me and is trying to steer it around.Not to mention I just want to bash their fucking skulls in, anyone under 25 is just soft, the softest fucking generation, so toxic online but little timid sheep irl, so fucking frustrating thanks for reading my blog it helped blow off some steam now im gonna beat my dick like it owes me money
>>85262466https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_TBd4HdaH0
>>85262466This is why we need ww3 so we can have gay sex in the barracks with only the toughest surviving soldiers.
>>85262466Angry rough and rugged 34 year old beating the shit out of zoomers is very hot and scary! uwu!
>>85262613if you only knew, I'm so fucking chopped looking now yet I still get carded for booze like lady look at my fucking eyes and tell me I'm not 30+ I have gray hairs and a full beard.
>>85262630It's required for their job, they have security cameras and whatnot constantly monitoring these days
holy shit im autistic and i just discovered the joy of the rocking chair. how have i never had this in my life until now. all those wasted years...
>>85262654da sign say u no need card for over 30 looking tho annonny
i don't want to beat the zoomers i want to nurture and help them
>>85262683What is that Indian guy doing at your front door all pressed up like that? Is he a friend or foe?
>>85262684bashing their skulls into the concrete and pissing on their pants to make it seem like they peed themselves is nurturing and helping them. Builds character.
>>85262716That's some nice jerk off material I can fantasize to later tonight
BPD rapey mother. Borderline sociopathic schizoid father. Weird rapey cousins and incest family. 120 IQ ND in public school told by everyone im fine just a special bean. Never told I was Jewish. Bullied by goyim for being a racist Nazi.Drugged and abused. Ostracised, misunderstood. Whatever, I could go on all day. I'm just happy I have a moustache and don't have to talk to anyone from that place again.
>>85262726Is this just venting or do you expect replies to this? if the latter then what in the fuck are you on about I need context.
everyone should buy an air fryer and eat chicken nuggets
Are there any furry chan imageboards anywhere left on the internet or is it all discord and telegram nowadays?
>>85262745He had mentally ill parents and a rapist family, and struggled with drug addiction and parental abuse. His only respite is being above-average in intelligence and escaping his family and community. He also happens to be Jewish, which isn't a good thing.
>>85262745Just venting and looking for some validation
>>85262753i got an airfryer it worth the investment just be sure to give it a wipe after every use
>>85262726>BPD mother>120 IQ ND in public school >Never told I was Jewish.Can't relate to anything else but interesting that we're kinda similar. I guess.
>>85262757And I have a moustache!
>>85262764line it with a sheet of foil, saves washing a plate too :^)
>>85262757I think it was the weird spacing because you said what he said just in an actual sentence structure and it parsed. Are you a teacher?
>>85262779I tried that but you need the holes on the bottom for proper circulation and crispification. The foil doesn't crisp things doesn't hold the heat well enough to preheat. Might just be the model I have or my sheeting method
>>85262790I admit the crispiness does suffer, but cooking another two minutes helps a bit
>>85262781I'm about as useful as one
Hungry for attention but I don't wanna bother anyone, I can't even make a elaborated post to make people reply to me because I don't want to waste their time when the only thing I'm looking for is attention, I wish I had someone to spoil for a sec, I can't spoil anons properly because I don't know you, I don't know your tastes and I don't know what you want to hear so my words wouldn't feel genuine, I wish I could hug you all
>>85262906spoil me by sending me a picture of your asshole
>>85262910I'm sorry but my ass is flat, my asshole is brown and ugly, you don't want to see that
>>85262934>my ass is flati know that feel, king. separated we are weak but together us flatties can muster up enough fat to rival one juiced up femboy
>>85262764idgaf my air fryer is nasty as FUCK
>>85262906https://voca.ro/1fhZXO8JLAem
>>85262984wipe your ass too
>>85263011Thank you so much anon, that was beautiful, that was really fucking cool, you are so cool anon, that's the best thing someone has done for me in a really long time, to think such gift came from a stranger is a weird feeling.Really cute voice but you sound really young, how old are you?
>wake up with boner>get out of bed, poop etc.>have the urge to jack off now but can't get horny or bonerWhy is my body like this
>>85263174Not me singing I put it thru suno but now you got me feeling bad because you think its genuine that's just a little AI song though I did actually play it I feel you deserve the original even if its not as polished and well played.Can't you hear that the vocals sound like he's singing into a fan?Here's the file I fed it.https://voca.ro/13SiQCx8vNw5
>>85263238You actually played it and that's good enough, it went through AI but you actually made this for me, the thing you did for me made me happy and that's what matters, you do have a cute voice even if you don't have studio quality, it was nice, thank you anonOn the other hand I can now jack off to the jailbait AI voice and no one can call me a pedo because it's not real
would anyone like to fill this thing out? i made one for myself too so it may be cool to compare c:
i always get happy when i get this gaptcha because it looks like a dick teeheeheee
>>85263609If this was like 3/4s the size I'd do it
next round fags >>85263735
>>85263615I like the one with the squares making shapes, some are funny, one of them looks like a fish, there's one looking like an arrow or like a F117 jet>eiffel tower unrelated
>>85263810that one is pretty good too :)
