wireless controller editiondischarged >>85227125
>>85263735taking the thread's virginity with my small femboy dick :D
>>85263727you can fill out just 3/4ths of it if you'd like :)
>>85263758femboys can't top, it's banned by the geneva convention
>>85263735:( number. its 2728
>>85263784I'm not a mathematician, in my world it's just @tc.next and the machine takes care of pesky details like 1+1
>>85263758Take mine next
what are you gays playing? I'm getting back into Project Warlock 2
>>85263908the artstyle of that game is amazing! im playing fallout new vegas >inb4 tranny
>>85263908I redownloaded cs2 so will play that for a bit. Slightly worried i am going to let my team down constantly though.
>>85263908Nowadays I play a lot of stellaris
>>85263769can't know if we don't try :D>>85263887thats pretty gay...
>>85263945i looove CS what map do you enjoy the most?
>>85264614Its not gay if we're drunk and wearing no show socks
>>85263908Under Night In-Birth II Sys Celes and Mahjong Soul
>>85264621I dont know, i am very much a newb and i have only played basically today and once a few months ago. I liked mirage in visuals, but i dont know anything about gameplay really.
>>85264648yaa that is true :) what drink do you like? >>85264697ahh thats fair, it can be pretty hard to get into. mirage has been growing on me lately, im not that good but i feel like im getting better
>>85263908Beast of Reincarnation. Surprisingly good for a Game Freak game. Might be my GOTY.
>>85263908world of Warcraft. Retail not classic. i love spoamming buttons>>85263930Tranny.
>>85264817fuck you jonah, i can play what i like
>>85264837i'm aware, i just had to say it anon. it was literally right there for the taking.
>>85264846you're mean :c
>>85264863only on weekdays. weekends not at all.
I hope you gays in /r9gay/ would never act submissive in a work/college environment towards straight men for no reason. Haha like you guys wouldn't do that right haha. like really you wouldn't do that right
I'm a NEET so no
just ate chicken i cooked myself so here comes the next few hours ofp anicking that ive got food poisoning.
I went to the dentist and yeah I had to have another tooth pulled. It was getting infected and I even have to take antibiotics. They also noted several more cavities I'll need to have filled. Maybe I should actually brush my teeth now, but I know I won't.
>>85265891you are the lowest type of human possible and will never be happy, just kill yourself my man
>>85265916No. Not until the money is gone at the very least. I will persist. Oh and medicaid footed the bill. I still have it until next June at the very least.
>>85265891eat healthier food, and brush your teeth, put a reminder on your phone. Teeth pain is no joke, in a few years you will no longer post about it here because the pain will be too strong to think about anything else. You're just 36, you're not old, you need your teeth at least to eat the tasty food you like
>>85265891put toothpaste on your fingertip and rub your teeth all over. That would be a 10x improvement over your current situation.
>>85265891why did you have them examine your teeth you shouldve just had them look at your infected tooth>oh and medicaid footed the billthey probably over-diagnosed. if you paid out of pocket they wouldve just taken care of your tooth and let you go
My gay fantasies in my dreams are starting to get more and more vivid. Whenever I close my eyes I dream about it. It's getting so bad I don't want to sleep bros>>85265891You're one fucked up sperm buddy
what do anons here smell ofwhat cologne or deoderant or perfume do you guys use
>tfw no uncircumcised bf
>>85264883Yay won a set in uni only had to lose 25 sets first
>>85263735Who is he? I like his feet.
>>85267388that's an AI generated character
>>85267401All images are fake, so that doesn't answer my question.
>>85266794I dont. I reek of dead corvids, specifically jackdaws.
>>85267436Natsuki subaru.
>went to the gym>still a twink but in indescribable pain I need a boyfriend's kisses and some painkillers...
>tfw 101 pounds right nowI NEED A BIG MAN TO MANHANDLE ME AND USE ME AS HIS SEX TOY RIGHT NOW, I WON'T BE ABLE TO FIGHT BACK, JUST TAKE ME
>>85268140I'm 160 and 6'4, wanna have sex?
Endless hornyness that doesn't stop after cumming, stupid virginity turning into a curse driving me crazy
>>85265331>>85265598>NEET that'll make it worse once you do get back to work, sorry anon
>>85267958creatine bruh
>>85268156I'm 5'2, imagine how hot the size difference would be...
>>85268156>160 and 6'4fyi for manlets who don't know, this is pretty skinny
>>85268670Thanks for the heads up. Really needed it
>>85264725I drink beer and wine sometimes
What the average /r9gay/ NEET looks like btw
Any Virgin(ian)s here?
tired of holding my horses. no more horsing around
Randomly recalling this one anon with a deep voice who posted in a vocaroo thread some years ago with pics of schrodinger from hellsing. I wonder if hes still here.. sigh
>>85268793I wish, I'm brown :(
>>85268726>tfw no tall skinny twunk/otter bf
>>85264680ganbatte enkidufag
>>85263908I'm playing Cyberpunk 2077 for the first time
>>85269093Sex with brown bottoms
>>85269244You wish, I wish, one day perhaps but for now we can only dream
>>85263908workers and resources soviet republic. I need a fellow logistical autist bf.
yeah you could say i'm kind of a computer nerd>taught myself basic c# and tried to mod a game once several years ago and couldn't even add an item so ragequitted never touching programming or modding ever again
>>85269495That looks so interesting, i might buy that someday as a ussr/cold war autist
>>85268726fookin heavyweight at auchwitz
>>85268809I'm in NC, close enough right?
I'm a backend web developer
>>85269857What is your job? What do you do on a daily basis? What is one technical problem you faced at work? Context is appreciated.
>>85269857but can you make a hello world program?
need a bf to shoot web in my backend.
>>85269863>What is your job?backend web developer>What do you do on a daily basis?backend web development>What is one technical problem you faced at work?everything is awful for reasons mostly out of my control
>>85269990With answers like those I can only pray AI wrecks all of you for good. At least the horde of jeets hungering for jobs in India will replace you.
>>85269857You can develop my back end.
>>85269857umm you're good at something i want to be but am not? sorry i need to kill you
So hungry but too lazy to fix anything soft so instead I'll just whine here. Going without a meal or two won't hurt my fat ass.
saw a tranny on twitter and had to jerk my tiny gay dick to him, perfect dom top, hope he comes to his senses and bullies prostates instead of cutting himself up.
>>85263908Mostly just pokemon rom hacks lately, the kind that actually are new games not just the same game but harder
Fags,What do you actually think about fujos?
>>85270568Weird and retarded fetishists who need to be executed.
>>85270568Mostly harmless but annoying. I was friends with one for a time.
>>85270019we don't hire jeets>>85270037far too busy for a side gig at the moment>>85270568>fujosstinky like most women>>85270057can't kill me if I don't go outside
Page 9, the cute gay men are sleeping :)I wish I could cuddle with them
>>85272102i just woke up, i wish i could cuddle with you too :D
>>85272102>cute gay men are sleepingso why aren't you in bed??
are straight men welcome to be gay too? I'm so done with women I want to be gay now. men are the more empathetic gender by far I've had a million times better experiences sharing my feelings and getting close with other men compared to women who just immediately get the ick when you show any feelings and aren't just a rape caveman
>>85272157not until you've been initiated in the rites
>>85272157idk bro do you like dick
>>85272166what do I have to do?>>85272168no but I like topping trannies. I tried a few trannies to "soft launch" whether I could go gay or not and liked it even when they didn't pass. do bottoms who don't like having their dicks touched and only like prostate orgasms exist or is that just a tranny thing?
So fucking sick of entitled tops and "straight" douchebags on apps
>>85272436tell us a few horror stories.
>>85272102Hi fellow uggos!
>>85272462>they send nudes>send nudes back>blockSo nice to feel
The horror story is getting hordes of ugly, fat, old, and/or bald dudes worshipping and begging you for a crumb of ass but every hot or attractive guy ignoring or blocking you like you're just a piece of trash that's the king of being in the rubbish pile of the ugly, old, bald, fat guys. And if you were a woman with a pussy you'd be in the League of the hot and attractive dudes and women get that automatically while you're just a piece of shit faggot that doesn't.
I wanna fucking drink booze. Booze always makes me feel good guaranteed unlike everything else.
>>85272478to bee fair to them bottoms often do this too, if this is on grindr blocking is REALLY common to and from everyone. Wish this wasn't the case but what's the alt? getting told "I don't like you?" >>85272491sometimes you gotta take a good long look in the mirror and judge yourself, once you find your league maybe you'll feel better than trying to bat above it.
>>85272504Ok thanks for telling me I'm only attractive to ugly fat old bald dudes as if that hasn't been made abundantly clear to me already. Fuck you
>>85272512I didn't say that, there is a middle ground of normal looking guys that you're either ignoring or just not matching with for whatever reason. No need to get all hostile, I'm just using the info I have.
Ok I don't care stop responding to me
Might play some League to self-harm
fine, I'll stop since you're chad only and wanna aggro me for no reason.
Chud only bottom.
hope you're happy, making someone much cuter than you sad who was only trying to help.
Half the time I don't even know why I'm alive. At least if I were attractive and outgoing life is fun. What the fuck is the point of me existing?
Its a bit depressing today.
Welcome to my life
I wish i could bring joy to your life poor guy.
>>85272183you're fucking literal men you're a faggot.
start fucking illiteral men
>>85273060So Foids then nonny
>>85269189Thanx I managed to win a set yesterday against all expectations. I like Enkidu but it feels like his tools are kinda limited. At least he gets great damage off of fairly easy combos.
I am dying of love hunger I dont know how much longer I can keep going
>>85273048based, I'm gay then
Everything is silent now and I feel almost at peace. I'm ok being alone.
>>85272491Can I still be begging you for date and be that type of guy? I'm ugly and fat, but I'm not old and far from balding. And actually me asking for your private photos or rather photos of your privates won't be an issue, I'm not horny or desperate.
>>85274218Look, that anon is superficial and wants Chad, they aren't going to settle for you. Not sure why those types even come here anyways, probably for the positive attention they are bound to get out of desperation.
i'm chad and i ignore guys like that but it's not because i'm out of your league. i basically only go on there to reassure myself that there ARE other gay people around me and at least some of them are cute. if you're hot i might jerk off to your profile but i won't message you back, that's too much effort. i'm definitely not going over to your house.
>>85274360Ok, got it. I didn't have high hopes saying this because it's just an online forum and nothing more and I have a mirror to frown at but I still want an answer from people that are chasing Chads. I understand them but I also wonder if despite the usual genus of guys here there are still those that are very all-or-nothing about dating other in general. Thank you
>Guy who is out of my league keeps messaging me>Keeps telling me to come over to see him>Tell him I'm too ugly >Says looks doesn't matter>Don't believe him and ghost him
>>85274742then you two meet and go on date and have a cute moment
So... if morals are based on values, and money is the abstract representation of value, then money and morality are interchangeable. More money = more valuable = more moral. Billionaires are super-moral because they produce tremendous value in excess of their consumption. Poor people are immoral because they consume value but don't produce any. I am highly intelligent
>>85275555Yeah haha you're so smart. When are we gonna be boyfriend tho?
I'm watching given currently. Ritsuka is hot.
just imagined a bf OC and doing it with him and came in my pants without touching and now I'm light headed.
dont mind me im just over here internalizing the panopticon, being observed. or not, i don't know (and can't know). i'd better assume that i -am- being watched, just to be safe. best behavior!>did you know that previously, only convicted criminals were subject to the panopticon, and only within the prison walls?
>>85275877niggas call you the pansexual
>>85275877Wanna be my buddybf, mr Anchon's understudy?
Today I cried at work, imagining my fbf died.
Blackout hearts, flowered newsWith skull designs upon my shoes
>>85275817>>85276092Sure, what's for supper tonight?
Had a panic attack and fell over yesterday night. I'm not sure if I should visit the doctor. Been extremely stressed as of late. Maybe I just need to talk to somebody.
>>85276703What caused the panic attack and the fall, anything specific? Maybe a healthy coping strategy would help with the stress. A relaxing bath, some good food, and good rest.
Shaved my legs for the first time in years today and i dont feel any better
>>85276754Money issues with family and my mom yelling. I've tried taking baths but I think being isolated is really taking a toll on me. I'm worried for my family.
>>85276793you're supposed to shave your ass and dick
>>85276793can I see. lemme tuch
>>85276843I did a few months ago, too much work for a single hairy ape>>85276845You can touch, you can playIf you say, I'm always yours
>>85276805I like doing the laundry and changing the sheets, then I take a shower, cook something nice, and get some good rest in my clean jammies and clean bed. Working out (stick it in before the shower) is great too. Or even doing that thing with your butt, if you think it would release a little tension.Do you have online friends? Or play any social games, like MMOs?
>>85276805longterm isolation is pretty bad for you
Yeah no shit, I've been alone the vast majority of my life, but that was mostly my own doing so I can't blame anyone else. If I hadn't been such a contrarian retard growing up I might have had some friends.
>>85277025Stick to your guns nigga, being contrarian and forging your own path is always better than trying to fit in with the normies. Those guys are doing just as bad as you are, or would be if they were in the same financial and family position as you.
I got some food and feel better. Maybe I was just hungry, I haven't been eating well. >>85276890thanks for the advice doe :)
I fucking love jigsaw puzzles
I'm really hungry but my mouth isn't healed enough for proper food yet so I'm eating applesauce like a 5 year old.
i'm extremely repressed and closeted due to internalized homophobia and prolly a bunch of other factors. will i ever find the way to have my bussy tenderly pounded into oblivion?
>>85277139when you get desperate enough the discomfort of not getting fucked will eventually exceed the discomfort of seeking sex so probably
>>85277209never happened with me
>>85277224well you aren't desperate enough yet then
>>85277227im 29 and never got desperate enough. my sex drive has been declining over the past couple years so i think im going to have to disagree with you.
>>85277236uhh well what about romantic desire
>>85277247you lose faggot, also im not even the one you originally replied to. ive only had sex with one person who was a woman because i lost hope that i could ever get a boyfriend and i had to get drunk to do it.
>>85277067We have gone from jigsaw puzzles to bourbon and Russian music
>>85277277hey pal it's not always win or lose take a chill pill
i hate my life broshomosexually naturally
>tfw no gf to suck dick with
>>85277625pretty sure girls don't have dicks though
>>85277758Some of them do but thats completely besides the point
this game puts me a bad mood
me arguing with clankers at my job
I really hate waking up with random red dots even if they aren't from bugs I can't help but fear I have them
I haven't even eaten hardly anything today due to my mouth still hurting and I still got a gallstones flare up. I can't win.
>>85278735(eaten hardly anything) = didn't eathaven't (eaten hardly anything) = did eatcan't pull a fast one on me, i took english twice
>>85277923As long as you try your best its all that matters.
>>85277923the hidden "trust factor" score determines whether you get good or bad teammates. it's based on behaviors that valve desires, like opening lots of cases and always playing with friends. if you just solo queue and don't spend money on items you'll automatically get sorted into the pool with griefers and cheaters before it even takes matchmaking ranks into consideration. your elo gets dragged to 0 no matter what you do because they want you to leave.
>>85277923Git gud scrub, also queue Mirage and Nuke like a real man
>>85277923>dust IIngmi, also do you want to play together anony? ^^
Why do estrogenised biological males get angry when some people find aspects about me cute(r than them?)?I'm so sorry I'm a broke, failed and submissive male but can you please go away with your female hormone injection. Not everybody is willing to trade their potential for muscle mass with clearer skin.
VeganGains is kinda hot even though he's part black and I don't usually find black people attractive. I think he should stop juicing but I do want to see him turn into an absolute freak as well for the lolz.
I kinda like watching fat sumo guys. Something about excess fat especially estrogenized with big tits and chubby ass makes me horny. The fact they're basically naked in a formal setting is so hot too. And they're just eating food to be fatter dumb fucktoys for dick. So hot. I bet they have tiny dicks that would pee squirt if they got fucked by big cock.
>>85280668>fat sumo guys>excess fat especially estrogenizedum, sumo wrestlers defo do not take estrogen...these sumo guys are really strong and they would be at a disadvantage is they took estrogen, so they probably have to avoid eating even a lot of tofu. Maybe you mean you just like fat/chubby people? yes, I'm well askshuallying you
>someone used word incorrectly >pic related is literally meand i wonder why i get bullied.
This night I had a dream where I was back in high school and I was failing a test, then a super cute guy wearing loose clothes approached me and started to bully and berate me.It was so hot, why aren't all dream like this?
>>85281023maybe it's some kind of metaphor, the test answers are in his baggy pants?
