Big man Che
Get me on that waraoke fuck the bantuboyz this ones solo xDon't you know I'm still getting bummed better than I ever didLooking like a gaped batty, feeling like a spasticI'm still bottom after all this timePicking up the pieces of my life without you on my mindI'm still bottom (Yeah, yeah, yeah)I'm still bottom (Yeah, yeah, yeah)https://youtu.be/ZHwVBirqD2ss
https://youtu.be/0VruhSJwvJk
Filthy communist edish
>>85235694Worst edish so far this year
Could've done a shippy edish
Bumblets lol
MEGALOLS
Che had some pretty pol tier views in his youth as he journeyed around Latin America. The Motorcycle Diaries is an interesting read tbqh. Che was a spoiled Argentinian rich playboy who was going to be a doctor but went unironically on GAP YAH with a motorcycle and tried to shag impoverished women everywhere. Bit of a lad tbqh.
>>85235706Not right how you're treating them bantuboyz tbqh
>>85235759YOUVE GOT THE WRONG IAN WATKINS MATE. I wonder what went wrong inside his head tbqh.
don't have anything in my fridge/freezer besides pop/milk/jalapenos.have some spices in the cupboard, and brown rice.say you were just putting together a shopping list, what's good?
choonpostinga lost artform
>>85235780charming psychopathic chads know they can get infinite sex and it means nothing to them, so they become deviants.meanwhile, us quiet empathic underdogs aspire to HAVE sex, so we're really nice people.
He bangs on about the "rapegrants" but this creep frauditor is a convicted sex offender with an active shpo. The police even mentioned it to him in a live stream as far back as when he was covering that Nicola disappearance thing.Don't understand why people still watch him. It's easy to find the news articles on him.
If it came to it how many cocks do you reckon you could comfortably fit in your arse?
>>85235788For the freezer. Frozen peppers mushrooms cooked diced and sliced chicken veg other meats. If you have rice or pasta in you can make dishes.
Thought the britfeel thread theme had to be British related? Theres nothing English about that Che Guevara plonker. World gone mad!
>>85235694>It's like I'm Che Guevara or somethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01iHPHtcnnY
Lads I want to go to the far east on my own but it's impossible for me to get a passport and I have no money. Any lads stuck in the same predicament?
Just got a big boner watching a bigger guy fuck a twink
Living legendSeaside MARKhttps://youtu.be/ryvXkn_P7Sk
>>85235847I like watching twinks with much bigger cocks than me. Feels impossible to get with one though if you're older.
>choonposting>a lost artformi brings it backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=189QSTKC5no>LeetStreet Boys - Yuri The Only One very 'sugoi'
what are some lost gimmicks you can recall?
He doesn't bamp threadu >;(
>>85235887What are you calling a gimmick?
>>85235847You will never fuck a twink
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/222221844/#222222222disappointing, that.
>janny deleted that /tv/ thread>not because of the shit GET>not because he hates fun>but because someone posted CPit's just giving trollers a way to proxy-moderate, like how they got /r/ deleted.
>>85235976it was THAT video too x
>>85235887Gimmicks are cancer bring back memes.
Helpers bottom entering bummington lane
Got told today that my breath is 'horrific'. Think I might have tonsil stones.
I bet you know your way around a cock.
Cumming everywhere as I type this
Drink more water and brush your teeth, ya dirty cunt x
>>85236096Corrr delishus lad x
bastard bitch captcha doing a number on me de lids
me? just poured water from my warm plastic water bottle into my ice cube tray, so i'll have ice cubes later.you? about to tell me how some part of this process is a cancer risk.
Cumming all over myself thinking about Shippy
Deano will be having his bollocks worshipped shortly. Well it's only right, he's got the latest haircut and Ralph Lauren shirt.
the 'i am poisoned' feeling in my guts is subsiding. that's good.i could order in booze? few more beers? right now?
Have to use the actual 4chan site on my phone. Nightmare tbqh. The app I usually use keeps saying I'm range banned or some shit.
Deano breeding me all night? How it should be xhttps://youtu.be/Ry6XUsow4Vg
>>85236288tbqh they've done just about everything you can do, with the CSS and JavaScript (it even has the whole live 'update' thing, like you need never leave the page).what ruffles my feathers is if you zoom text too much, it overflows. that is a single max-width setting or whatever. they all go on about the internet being flowable and for different devices/sizes/ratios, but they do not do ENOUGH for us vision-cripples ;_;
>Can you read 10pt text on your average daily intake of opioids?no. and i think it's only reasonable that i get top rate PIP.
>>85236293Helper out with his mates while you write creepy gay shit? How it should be x
Welper giving out sloppy blumpkins in the local migrant hotels toilets.
>>85236293Get back on that karaoke x
Sad bit of late night samefagging there
Watching the new toy story it's shit
>>85236429haven't seen 4. there shouldn't have been a 3 really, it was good, but like...it ended. there was ending.saw the trailer for 5 and yeah yeah 'kids on their tablets' but apparently the moral is kids CAN have their tablets if they minimise screen time? weird lesson from a company that makes stuff to watch on screens.
Welpers bottom getting abused
You not samefagging that one lad
might start samefagging that one lad.
Ship Shippy Shippington
Nu breadingtons phwoar>>85235694FUCK pinkos btwX
all right, got my shopping list done. going to format it as comma-separated values because phonies complain about newlines despite using vertical screens.wholemeal bread, brown basmati rice, mixed leaf salad, spinach, kale, bananas, frozen strawbs, frozen mixed vegetables, EITHER frozen chicken strips or fresh chicken breast, broccoli.the only problem is, what do i put in the bread? if i get cooked meats, i might as well just get cooked chicken. and then i might as well just get ready meals.
For me? Dijon mustard straight out the jar
Keep having nightmares about Michael Jackson lads
>>85236569Always get the big frozen bags of steamed chicken from farmfoods me, 7 quid for 1.2kg.Throw it in a ripping hot pan with a little olive oil or butter, salt and diced garlic for a few min. Instantly defrosts. It's lovely in a sammy with lettuce, tomato and all that. I haven't bought raw chicken in years. Zero mess.>>85236631Heaping teaspoon of that in egg mayo is gert lush.
Gimmie gimmie gimmie a Deano after midnight xhttps://youtu.be/xaKbb6M-b40
>>85236631Love seeing Americans try Coleman's mustard. Their GMO modified pallets cannot handle what real food tastes like
Lubin' up his battyListen to its sloppy roarMale sexual tensionBeggin' you to suck and blowHighway to the Bantu zoneRide into the Bantu zoneHeadin' into hotelsSpreadin' out his cheeks tonightHe got you spaffin up his backAnd humpin' into overdriveHighway to the Bantu zoneRide into the Bantu zonehttps://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E
>>85236674Recently got into colemans mustard after running out of dijon. Straight out the jar lad
Deano is currently throat fucking that cute rose you fancied at school but you were too much of an autistic freak to do anything about it.
You missed out on everything because you were an ugly autistic fucking mong.
Your dumb fucking father should have spunked you into some bog roll.
The best part of you dribbled down your mothers thigh.
>>85236673>>85236679Waraoke Wunday it lush x
Welpers arse POV
I wish I had HelperLad's life x
Wish i had a capri sun
Wish I had a bantu cord
>>85236761POV: you gaze into his prolapsed batty by accident
>>85236657cor good shout lad! i know these things usually have some water in them, but they're getting fried/mixed into something anyway.>steamedcan you actually get steamed chicken?
Fuck it why not it Sunday xEvery Bantu wants meEvery Bantu wants my loveId just like to make Deano mine, all mineNa-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na, naDeano, up my bum, up my bumDeano, up my bumNa-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na, naDeano, up my bum, up my bumDeano, up my bumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBsIGF-KZZw
>>85236846Helper out with his mates while you do... this KekFreak
>>85236895>Helper out with his mates while youAnd you're doing?
Poo then bedtime. Regretting that medium spiced nandos. It's not medium spice coming out :(
Sydney Sweeney's arsehole in my gob
for me it was this burrito i had earlierall burritos look like a wrap with stuff inbut let me tell you: this particular stuff was LUSH(tomato rice, shredded beef, black beans + jalapenos)and i went for the extra hot salsa, didn't i? along with a tub of the extra hot salsa, so i could add more extra hot salsa.
right, no more fannypussing around. i've had my fun. i'm no longer skint, i've had some takeaways, a bit of booze, it's out my system.August 2026, lads. a fresh start.
Gaped Batty Club, I'm gonna keep on dancing at theGaped Batty Club, I'm gonna keep on dancing down inWunderland Town, I'm gonna keep on dancing at theGaped Batty Club, Gaped Batty Clubhttps://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18
>>85235788What's catberg doing in that shop then, eh?
>>85237160feeling sad at all the things he will never have.
>>85236921He's being equal amounts of sad talking to himself all night... again. https://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/helperlad/
going to set myself limits (love rules, me.)only two different types of drugs per day. one day off them a week, where i stick to only one (probably benzos).alcohol only for special occasions and mental breakdowns.no more than one tiramisu or choccy bar per day.pizzas are only for if i REALLY fancy one.
>>85237064We all living the Gaped Batty Life x
i'll coax him back.just you watch me x
dang, some of the /brit/ lads do seem nice and/or funny.it's just way too fast though. and what's with the forrens? are they ALL Britons who HAPPEN to be on holiday?
Waped Watty Wlub
>>85237215And you're reading it all alone in your room saddo :)
Someone smelled fish in the lift at Nottingham Travelodge. You can't deny Mark's hidden disability now.https://youtu.be/_83qVYSpx8E?t=180
>>85237384He can stink out a whole lift shaft in under ten seconds. It's basically suicide to get into one with him. Not fucking right x
aye, that was a pleasant trip over to /int/, that. not bad them /brit/ fellas.nice to get a HHL update, now we just need to hear from:[ ] Angelalad[ ] Blad[ ] Crossladand all the rest of the alphabet crew.
>>85237384Fucking sniff that x
Swear I just heard gunshots, shitters.
do the numbers in my fridge (0-5) go from cold to hot, or hot to cold?5 = higher temperature, or more refrigeration?
Helpers arsehole rotting away from too much bumming x
>>85237469He got a prosthetic ultra-high durability arsehole and batty stress tested for ten thousand bumseshes installed via the NHS recently.
This is basically HHL ranting on 4chan in 2026. Crossy is the Mussolini duck.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVtB6afVg9A
>Here's your trad white woman bro
Helper, Shippy and Crossy on the march x
>>85237463>do the numbers in my fridge (0-5) go from cold to hot, or hot to cold?5 = higher temperature, or more refrigeration?Dunno
man how the bloke in Raiders of the Lost Ark is just a flat-out noncethen they made four more of themit's like they KNOW we want the Nazis to win
>>85237526i rank your post 1/5 on the utility scale.
>>85237485>the bad egg grew to duckhood and with autistic aspirations dreamed of brush and paletteKek
>>85237485Bro is emo
>realising that *i* was the quirk chungus all along like that plotline in Lost where Sawyer gets counter-conned
Ever pissed yourself? It's surprisingly relaxing when you accept its happened. Its comfortable and warm
My theory is that an Adolf Hitler style human is born every 100 years or so.This century's Hitler is Helper.
Bantus swarming round welpers arsehole like the luftwaffe
Mad that when you're a sprog you just shit and piss everywhere with reckless abandon and your mother cleaned that up for free. Mum should be appreciated desu.
>>85237601maybe if it came out as some normal stream.i struggle TO piss because of my weird ket bladder.but then it's like i can't stop, not in some standard, unwomfy Dumb and Dumber way, more like 'oh i've painfully eked out a few droplets and now there's going to be some afterflow'also it smells like death, ngl. not normal bad wee, probably some cystitis thing at this point let's be real
Sunderland circa 2040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4lq3SOB8sw
>>85237636I wish but nothing that kino will ever happen in the UK. Maybe somewhere like Hungary or Poland but the UK is too brown and gay for this to happen now.
>>85237636>2040 Sunderland 10 years into its life as a 15 minute city
the fun thing about the whole 'cities don't REQUIRE a cathedral' titbit is how every Mackem knows it. they're just champing at the bit to let you know Sunderland is a REAL city with GREAT nightlife and LOVELY people.but then you ask some basics like 'where can i go to buy milk after 6pm' or 'why did you lose the City of Culture bid to Coventry?' and they just stare at you like they're on spice (which they probably are.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIm1qjWoX-QWee bit zesty this trackbergX
>zestyoh soundy honey, you had me at 'wee'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anrEEkZXHm4o we boucin
HelperLad is doing his TDKR routine over on /brit/, if anyone is interested.
Got dang backlog still has a good amount of stuff left on it, has it notX
could get this fancy (even, posharse) milk deliveredright now2 quidall proper old-fashioned: glass bottle, non-homogenised, cream at the tophow milk once wasnothing stopping me
>>85238005Tory milk
>>85238005So you got a big back payment or what?
>>85238054it sure is and it's sad that's the world we live in now>>85238083yeah marra they paid me what they would have paid if they hadn't wrongfully closed my claimso i was just tapping away getting emails every five minutes to do November, then December, then January, then March...then a few days later they all come through, just 'xxx to your account from DWP' in all these separate notifications.won't say the full number but it's more than 5 grand (and still four figures so like 5-10 grand)never had this amount of money before. don't know what to do with it. is it buy the Tory milk?
now is the right time for a nightwalk.
>>85238114Live laugh love. Buy that Tory milk and live like a king mate.
Sleep Wank Game
Greggs is shut
>>85238699Wouldn't feel safe taking pictures of random junkies desu
>>85238699No more sausage rolls and overpriced sandwiches for you my lid
>>85238740yeah wasn't intended. tried to wait for him to pass, he ended coming up to me. couldn't make out what he wanted.
Off to beddingshires meX
Budey in B&M sniffing around the council slags and touching up a milf in the electricals aisle
>>85238699Love a bit of Gredge sosij role
thought the park would be busier tbhaichejust me + some gay birds.
>>85239141Heatwave done a number on it innit
got my coffee on a bench. now the haters can't complain.can i complain that i asked for a mocha but the man gave me a latte? i believe so, but i want to hear what YOU think.
>>85239318In my uni days I often got a mocha with whipped cream on it while I was studying in the library proper sad when I think about it this lass asking if I want whipped cream really? Whipped cream? Ugly fucking incel sitting there with whipped cream. What a state sad really.
At uni you're surrounded by premier league shaggers at all times. The amount of shaggers in that library with me all around me. And I'm sitting there 18 virgin manlet ugly freak. Whipped cream.
No mates, no pussy, right in the middle of the easiest place to meet people and I was still an alone freak. What the fuck did I think whipped cream was going to do.
>>85239357>>85239368>>85239390could've come about, lad. odds are small, i'll admit. but some mental lass who just speaks her mind and goes>is that whipped cream?and then yous get chatting.i've heard people describe Tinder as a relief because it's clear what you're there for, no beating around the bush. those same people could just decide to pursue IRL. i GUARANTEE every lad ITT no matter how virginal has crossed some lassie's mind:>eee i could go to talk to him!>*does not.*
Why not become a top shagger now but shagging prozzies?
>>85239506My first ever lecture an American lass sat next to me, shook my hand and introduced herself really proper and warm american style I instantly fell in love. Never saw her again after that nor did anything like that happen again was a freak event.
Any update on if HHL went to bed
quite the meal deal, this.i COULD have gotten a hot Costa Express coffee and a bakery croissant. dunno what i didn't tbqh.
*informs the apus that the lad who played big pussy on the sopranos has died* 80 years old...just a fucking kid
>>85239808;_; he taken from us too soon"we won't stop believin"- Tobey Orlando
well that's me back in the flat from my little night-dawn-morn walking adventure.back hurts, legs hurt, feet hurt. would like to sleep but it's possible i will get a parcel soon. i am a slave to Sunday postie RNG.
breakfast is gunna be MASSIVE x
>>85240081Like your gut you fat ginger nonce
bacon eggs toast sausage patties yes please x
>>85239808He's swimming wiv da fishies in da sky wiv da big man now tone.
>put on a Japanese cctv cam live stream>they're playing shite hiphop music over images of Mt Fuji and the Kobe waterfrontwhat a plague that music is
>>85240140how do I get my 40 year old bitch wife to dress like this
>>85239357>want whipped cream on your coffee love?>aye cheers, stick a flake in it an all!>haha you cheeky bastard, come round here and rim my arseholeit's just THAT simple anon
anyone bought glasses for the eclipse?Where are you?
Any news on a potential time machine being invented? Got a moment in my life i wouldn't mind going back in time and having another go at.If not, any news on suicide booths yet?
>>85240354Nope, and currently having a spliff in my mum's garage. Is the eclipse today?
>>85240377no wed 12th from 6pm, peak around 7.xx finished at 8pm roughly.
>>85240354yeah I have what of itI wanna see the sun
Images that make you go "hmmmm"
>>85240403Nice, hopefully it will get mentioned on here as I'm likely to forget.
>>85240423Good, where are you?
>>85240517Set a reminder on your phone.
dwarf hunter x
>>85240558Good idea, I have done that. 6pm check the thread. Thanks pal.Can't spoiler on phone so will just have to say that was a joke.
>>85240577GIVE ME YOUR FINGERNAILS
>>85240577750 pounds a month via bank transfer
>>85237384Can't live a normal life stinking of fish. They need to give him his PIP back
>>85240607Minimum wage mong handing most of his money to mummy every month lmao
>>85240631i assume fish mongers would reek of fish all the time
>>85240641Wouldn't work because some days he stinks of shit
>>85240637750 pounds a month for 10 years is 90k lol
>>85240649fish monger on the fishy days, silage contractor on the shitty daysHe could be earning a clean fortune
>>85240364there was some internet eccentric lad i can't find any more (maybe he altered the timelines)he was one of those characters back when everyone was going on about 'the Singularity' and transhumanism. e-famous because he was a proper clever clogs, knew everything about every subject.but his website explained his real passion was time travel, to undo his brother dying in a car crash? everything else was super materialist and atheism-brained but he openly explained his goal was to just learn enough to hop back in time. but his peers ignored that part, just that he was a web dev/classical mechanics/quantum physics boffin.always wondered about that dude. now i can't even find him again aaaa
>>85240660Big man online, mummys little bitch boy irl lmao
>>85240660>cancel direct debit>see if she notices>tell her you dont have a pot to piss in while you hand her 750 a month for fuck all >thinking of playing in traffic, taking a long walk off a short pier etc
>>85240688He might have saved his brother, but then had to kill himself so there's not 2 of him in the same timeline?I'd have to kill past me to be able to step in and rectify the mistake, or tell me, then kill myself. Or tell me, make sure I stopped the issue before it happened, then kill myself (me from the future).
>>85240761If that were me I would be saving the money so my kid had a deposit too e out with. I've seen some parents do that.idk why it needs to be a secret, but maybe the kids can't be trusted to save it up themselves.
bought skyrim se edition, I thought it was a mong version at first 10 years ago but supposedly it fixes a lot of the memory issues the old one had as when you modded it, the save file would continuously increase in size or something and eventually the ctd's would increase later game (I do not know how this works). 8 quid on steam so not terrible, se has 110,000 ish mods and the og has 80k ish.
Incredible...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFbyQaiqL1c
imagine if mumsy took the 90k and went on a cruise or something and spaffed the rest on slot machines. That would be brvtal.
>>85240826She deserves it lad, sitting on property you bought 40 years ago for pennies is hard work
>>85240847She must really fucking hate him to exploit him like that, I dont know much about this individual as I glaze over as soon as namepoofs are mentioned but imagine having a kid, raising it then deciding not worth it, going to use him as a resource then sleeping at night. What a failure of a parent.
>>85240855Careful lad or he'll start spamming the thread with scat, troons, prolapsed anuses and other degenerate images that he gets off to
Grandparents used to tell me how easy us kids have it and everyone was poor in their day and there were times they'd be skint and waiting on the weekly wages before they could buy food. Meanwhile my grandmother was a chainsmoker and grandad had a bet on the horses every day kek
>>85240909perhaps he deserves it after all and she for raising such an individual, I am assuming this is a single mother situation.
Making the most of your dirt poor 1980s unemployment by going on extended holidays to the sea view caravan you own
>>85240938>I am assuming this is a single mother situation.This is correct.
>ME BATTY GONNA BLOW>TOO MANY BANTUS, ERE WE GO!!!>PUMP IT FAST, PUMP IT SLOW>FUAAARKIN HELL GONNA BLOWWWW!!Welper screamed in ecstasy. And it was LUSH.>URGH FUAAARRK YA BURSTIN ME BUM GRAPES>ME BATTY FOOKIN GONNA GAPE>BOTTY SUCKING IN FOR AIR>FOOK ME F U A R K I N DERRIERE. The Bantus piled upon his back, and Welper declared it LUSH>BOTTY GONNA GO PROLAPSIN'>BANTUS ON ME ARSE KEEP PLAPPIN>ME FUARKIN CHEEKS GET CLAP CLAP CLAPPIN>SHRIVELLED WILLYS ITS GONE SPAFFIN.Then Welper declared it LUSH.
>>85241013I don't remember this part in the old testament
no bitches on yo dick x
>>85241049Can't believe you didn't read the Book of Helper.You let the Church down.You let the faith down x
hhl is almost 40 GRIM!
>>8524066050 quid a month to live on. I see why he hates Sean now.
>>85240660employed and has sex beats hhl in every way
Happy birthday to our one and only UK Chairman. Loyalists standing back and standing by x
>>85241099How is working in a call centre with browns for minimum wage a flex?
>>85241105Military parades through Flamingo Land. Billions of Bantus embarking as we speak. SCUDS aimed at the south.
>>85240964kek I remember thinking caravan holidays were for poor people, even though I only ever went on holiday to my grandma's house
HHL lives rent free in footrat's headFootrat has to pay 750 pounds a month to live in his childhood boxroom
Woohoo, 13 items, and some at the neighbour's house.2 from Nippon. Not opening now, will wait till tonight to open them, as not got any protective sleeves with me.Spliff to celebrate.
only 151 days until mister footlad returns
>>85241220Is he father Christmas or something.
>>85241226he doing nofap and no britfeel until jan 2nd 2027
>>85241270What a life lmaoo
hhl is 40 and never had a job or done something for someone other than himself GRIM!
>>85241219This one seems to be for me lad. Pass it to me when you get a chance..
>>85241304and yet his life is still better than yours
>>85241270Didn't the same thing last year?
>>85241219What's going on with the floorboards anon? Why some been painted grey? :(
>>85241316We'll split it 50/50, I'll have the contents you can have the packaging. But 1 caveat, I get any cool stamps as well.
>>85241337My mate's gf, she has BPD.
Helpers hagged boypussy
>>85241357I had renovated floorboards in by last place. If someone painted them id have lost the plot
>>85238114>never had this amount of money before. don't know what to do with it1 Set yourself up with a hobby, hours of entertainment when the whole world is just a boring bunch of farts and you don't want any of it. 2.) Good pairs of shoes for all the seasons,3.) decent coat 4.) new mattress so you sleep nice. 5) Merino socks for winter.That's what i'd do.
>>85241383Yeah but it's a lass, they get away with a lot of things because of sex.
>>85241395Not if she painted over my floorboards. Hoof to the vag will sort that oot. Anyway. Enjoy opening your stuff.
rather enjoyed that mad stroll last night/this morningthought to myself i might start going outside more, get my shit together.then again...>>85241357DANGEROUSLY BASED GF
>>85241401It's also daft as, painted floorboards with foot traffic over them will get lots of wear, plus she only did it once, plus bpd, so she only really did it to whinge at people for wearing shoes. Still wear shoes, desu.Going to have a great time opening them, in the right conditions, not here.I'll post pics later. Really looking forward to this, and hopefully that thing with the neighbour is a pack of 24 cards I ordered.
>>85241433Or is it autism? It's not, and she's not, she's bonkers. I know you are and also have bonkers mates, but tis what it is.
oh my goodness i am intoxicated on the gearsfeels like i am about to fall, despite just being satlads you are not considering that the things you are sat on will disappear and you will just fall lads LADS
I should also say I myself am also slightly bonkers.
>>85241693nowt wrong with being bonkers friendyou enjoy your gamester cardsultimately, it comes down to actions and intent.are you or i harming anyone? nah.do you or i intend to harm anyone? nah.stuff the haters, we can live our lifes
fuckin state of me man
hi all im new here
>>85241797hi matei'm some wee rat bastardi accept this now, but YOU have to people as they come aye
not been in these threads a couple years, whats all the goss?see helper lad is still about
Remember posting this 11 years ago before he was a hate symbol.
>>85241866that fella who was 12 years old and what is this?turns 43 next year.
has poley killed himself yet?
>>85241910why would he? He won
>>85241902We are all getting old and internet culture is just tiktok pranks now.
Budey gooning at a car meet
Imagine cucking yourself this much in your 20s.
>>85241916>he won>he
>>85241833Good afternoon, Sean. Trip on, please. Cheers.
>>85241926I was just about to post that brav
>>85241736Nah, makes life fun. And I dunno, we can hurt people without intending to.Really looking forward to opening these later, and reorganising the binder. And reorganising the other binder tomorrow. Gonna be great.
>>85241928Yes? He's a man Amer pakiboo the paki rapist.
>>85241926imagine doing all this AND THEN TELLING THE NEWSwild shit boys
>>85241939he doesn't want to be though
>>85241926>>85241936>>85241945He has two children, whereas you lads will never have any children because you will never have sex.
>>85241926think i've seen this twice already, probably you lot.not sure what the implication is here friendthe fella wanted a vasectomy, he's had kids, is it 'by no longer possessing potentio-sons, you are fail'?
Corr imagine all the leftie women he can fuck now as a seedless Jaffa failure of a 'man'
>>85241954>is it 'by no longer possessing potentio-sons, you are fail'?Yes castrating yourself in your 20s is fail. It will remain so no matter how much you feign disbelief and confusion. Nobody else is confused. Its gay and retarded.
what about britnormie and ebin they ever come back?
>>85238699>All that litter and chewing gum>Fly-posting and unclean signageOne of many reasons living in Britain is so grim. You will never live in a high trust society and be away form druggies, alcoholics, mentally ill homeless men and immigrants.
>>85241938>I dunno, we can hurt people without intending to.you can end up in some tricky sitch where you think people are better off without you (and they just actually are)but then also your INACTION can be the CAUSE of distressthat one is the worst it's like there's no solutionit's good to ground yourself, we don't have to be Flying-type all the time. what are these cards from Japan? people are dying to know x
>>85241979Britnormie just turned 49 lad. He's earned his retirement from this place.
>>85241945He's your average middle class leftie cuck. Probably pays for a tv licence too.
>>85241971don't call me feigning, homo. hands up: who else was confused? be honest.
>>85241953Couldn't care less about having sprogs to be honest. I do want lots of sex though.
>>85241926I nearly did this. Thought I was being edgy.
>>85241979Ebin was still here last year but not this year afaik
>>85241936I was going to earlier this morning but went to sleep. It's probably on /pol/ too.
if i was sober i'd be making quite the impassioned defence of the BBC let me tell you.
>>85242032are you baseding what i'm baseding?
Sunday is a day of rest x
>>85242046Alri footrat
>>85242041i am onionsing all of the accoutrements
>>85241998raw milk from a farmers market on a Sunday too
>neurospicyhonestly anyone using this word can get in the fucking bin
>>85241992Grim if true. Imagine being sprogless by choice at this age. Realisation that you pissed your life away must hit you hard.
I bet R is enjoying a nice pale ale outside now.
>>85242103Will got his cock up her shitpipe rn i reckon
I used to follow this guy back in the day, strange to see him take this course of action today considering the amount of talent and drive he seemed to have early on, he should have been moderately successful. Also, I thought that chronic pain was a fake thing that women came up with to get out of working.
>>85242108No it's a little early for fun and games.
Strange equating success and having kids. Ah well, as you were.
>>85242011All four of you reading BBC news. Have a word with yourselves eh?
Anyone bidding on this, you can fuck off cos I want it. Thanking you.
>>85242140I'll have a word with your mum big lad
>>85242164Let me know if you do, she died in 2015 x
>>85242114>chronic droolingwtf lmao
I can give you the what 3 words for her grave if you can get up to Livingstone.
at any rate if you could construct some public service to address our eyes and (dare i say) even entertain us, i think it is very very very sensible and we have common grounds a lot of angry lads out there but someone SOMEONE
>>85242176The mega dribbles, in medical terms
Any angry lads in today?
>>85242191too depressed for angry these days, its just apathy and malaise now
>>85242191i am so freaking calm it cannot be calmed how calmed i'm calmed.
Spider-Man Brand New Day was bloody ace, magic even. Woah!
>>85242227did you soigasm?
If I were able to get sex, I'd consider getting a job.
>>85242174Sorry to hear that big lad x
>>85238699I wonder if the Greggs in Leeds and York attract rough people.
>>85242227Did you see it at the pictures or was it tormented? You seen odyssey? It's meant to be good.
>>85242232If that means will I watch the movie again of my childhood favourite superhero, that I bought the comic books of with my pocket money. Then yes, I had a soigasm.
>>85242227wow! right, i like my popcorn fluff, how much do i have to understand their 'franchise building'?am i allowed to watch it as if it's a film?
>>85242239All good. I know you meant cheeky bants. No drama.
>>85242255We went to the pictures, mate. iSense screen. I wanted to watch The Odyssey last week, but I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to wat that or Supergirl, ummm, she picked Supergirl. I'll just pirate The Odyssey. I've read the book/poem, anyway.
at the gaped batty club
>>85242275You could watch it without having followed the franchise. Maybe a little knowledge on Endgame but you can enjoy it without that knowledge. There wasn't much reference to Endgame anyway.There are a few other superhero appearances in Brand New Day. I won't spoil any of it. If you're a Spidey fan, then yeah, you'll love it.
>>85242277Nta but do you actually stay in Livingston? Used to go to the skate park as a nipper. Lmao. Next to the shopping centre.
>>85242312Sounds lush that does
Phwoar gotten up again me 'aven't iX
>back with the bindersCheck>beerGot it>spliff before opening cards and stickersOn it Hymn choons on radio3 as well, get in.
oh god Supergirl, i forgot Supergirl. i know i have seen the film 'Supergirl'.>>85242315>If you're a Spidey fan, then yeah, you'll love it.thanks, will inevitably watch.i've only ever read the original 60s comics, seems weird they don't just do a period piece, play it all straight
No nonces aloud ITT btw
>>85242357They kinda have. I can't say I'm a fan of it desu.>Spider-Noirhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt30460310/
bombarasclaaaaaaaaaaart
First card, cool rattata.>>85242357But what about tank girl tho?
There was a time when this was the coolest fucking thing on the planet.
>>85242325I am not gonna dox myself but yes, close enough.
There was a time when this was what the cool kids adored.
Gonna take a burnout quiz
Gonna get my arse gaped, HHL style.
BAAAAAAABY IM GONNA LEAVE LEAVE YOU IN THE SUUUMERTIME LEAVE YOU WHEN THE SUMMER COMES A ROLLING
>>85242445cor lush that
Rockmong has logged in
>just discovered you can have grok read posts to you in a mommydom voiceoh its gooning time boys
Wonder what BN will do next year for his 50th
>>85242430https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg>these were considered the coolest and manliest guys ever in the 80sfucking grim
>>85242464watch his wife with black men again?
>>85242466>manliestcmon now
Stubbed my little toe last night and it's gone blue/black. It's broken, isn't it?
>>85242529you are 100% dying lad
Having a break but got some belting cards, and 1 sticker, and 2 things that came from Nippon had 2 free cards in them, woohoo.Pidgey and rattata sticker plus 2 free cards.
And the 2 other free cards.Going back to do more, and still got the 24 card bundle.
>>85242392i liked Spider-Noir! bloody problem is, actually, it being a bloody Spider-Man thing baha. just devolves into electricity + punching. i wanted more not some massive buff and i know there are all sorts of universes different nerds enjoy, but it is what it is is it is it is it it is is is is it is it it is is is is isn't it lads
What is the point of r*ddit, just to complain? I work in finance and go on the finance subs, which include average people saving money etc. Occasionally posts will ask things like your age, savings, when you moved out, salary and things like that. I answer with the aim to help people, and give financial advice when people ask based on their situations (with a disclaimer this is not official advice and I have no liability). I often receive replies that I'm a Russian bot(?), trolling, and even received a ban because two teenagers were planning on "running away" from their parents house with no money. When I said this probably isn't a good idea, finances or not, I was then banned for transphobia? Why do people ask for help then get mad at the replies?
>>85242598this is why we need to stop thinking of it as 'this site' or 'that site' and instead reform an internet culture (organically, if you please~)
Poo on my bellend
>>85242546>>85242553These are really cool, lad. Do you and your friends get together and play proper games with each other?
>>85242598Turn lyrics on to understand lad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on-y9Pv-CJA
Gapingtonshire-on-batty
i heckin love basedence!
>>85242737this, but science.
>>85242445Wish I had a gape like that desu
>>85242644Internet culture doesn't exist any more sadly. Disappeared with the combination of mass adoption by normies, proliferation of 'everything sites' and extensive regulation by governments.Was fun while it lasted.
>>85242701Nah too busy with our gfs and high flying careers.
>>85242821why are male assholes oblong
>>85242821That doesn't even come CLOSE to welpers gape, but it'll do.
Lads what's the best Tyler the Creator album?
>>85242822sadly it was always going to happen, in one way or another. i mean, there must be wizened old dudes sat at their 300-baud modems reading this saying, 'i told you so.'the silver lining is i find the 'video internet' so confusing and insufferable that i have no desire to be a part of it. i can imagine what it would be like growing up nowadays, and it is NOT a pretty picture.
>>85242921I don't know if I'd say it was inevitable, but it was certainly predictable. It's the same general effect you see whenever a specialist hobby is intruded upon by the masses.
>>85242529I got dibs on his stuff
I'm fat as fuck
Off out nonce auditing for a bit
Love a gaped batty me
>>85242994I'll admit I find it hot on a lass, but not on a man no thanks
need a liz lemon gf
>>85243012am I the only one that just didn't get what was so popular about 30 rock?
>>85243035yeah you're the only one out of the millions that have ever watched an episode
is 30 Rock a good anime?
Another episode of The Chosen kinoserien watched is it not. It great.
>>85243062The IRL series was ok. Funny at times even.
>>85242701Sorry for the silly reply earlier, no I just collect them. No memories of playing the game.
>>85242821Whos arse is this then
seasideMARK a 4k tour of NOTTINGHAM at 5am in the morning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HJEDA3ELF4
Into my arse agaaaainSame big cock it was baaaaccck theeeeeen
Corr, sorry to the anon that wanted the cool packaging earlier, flipped it over and it's got a cool stamp on it, so I'm keeping it.
Chika friend do you recommend any good takeaways?i have two days of sin left
Spider-Man, check.Dark S03E04, check.Neon Genesis Evangelion S01E04...In Progress...It's been a day of kino.
>>85243166holy shit he's still going? things really don't change much round 'ere do they
>>85243238Not in particular no. I don't think I have frequented takeaway places enough to have a tierlist in my mind of them. And then with restaurants it usually falls under "good" or "bad" so I'm the wrong person to ask anyway.
it a welper world
>>85243249'tis indeed kinoesque. you rewatching Eva? or just one of those you hadn't seen?>>85243276that's what i expected baha rarely order 'takeaway' takeawayshope things are peachier for you soon lad, you seem sound
>>85243166Shippy used to like Nottingham
>>85243349whatever happened to the shipster
It shippy world
Ship Shippy the Aura merchant
>>85243369He still only speaks English last I heard
>>85243344I'm doing alright. Also on that healthgrind myself. Finna do 150 days of no alcohol (and hopefully by that point I will just simply not want to return to drinking at all). Corrr.
goodnight shitfeel x
>>85243378opposite of aura
>>85243442straint.
>>85243371>Hey moon>it's just you and me tonight>everyone else is asleep
>>85243436Corr is that claudy
The gf's cat just shat all over the floor
>>85243522Uh oh, is your gf there, or you leaving it till she gets back?
Why's the first guy being so much of an arse? https://youtu.be/JdhDJRC9hxQ
>>85243413>Finna do 150 days of no alcohol (and hopefully by that point I will just simply not want to return to drinking at all). Corrr.it's just a bit naff. there's no need for it.
pouring out a Diet Coke to my teetotal homies x
gwarn di lad get di buzzballz in and go proper mad for it waheeey
BantuBoys are backs in town xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prv3wl3X9O4
>>85243629whatever happened to frosty jack
3Hammers cider for me
gwarn di lad get di shandee bass in and go proper mad for it waheeey
Imagine a girl's arsehole all up in your face on your Sunday night
Imagine a gaped arsehole all up in your face on your Sunday night
>>85243723A girl's one?
couldn't be desu
>>85243736Whatever takes your fancy
>>85243723Blad's?
>>85243629Oh aye bet you've been cooped up with them all day haven't you
Lots of gay porn on outer r9k recently not happy about it one bit
>>85243762oh aye, shouldn't be on, that.shouldn't be on, that, at all.
>>85243587Drinking is, or sobriety? Either way I reckon it applies to both. Drink bad. Not drink boring.
>>85243762gay agenda lad, we've even got some lad larping as a gay HHL on here
>>85243908Oh am well aware. As long as gay porn doesn't get posed here I'm fine with it
>>85243929What about pictures of gaped arseholes only?
cor luv a spot of gay porn me, propa lush stuff that
>>85244000Might be for you but it's certainly not for me xx
>>85243806heh, you're right wrt both. but i meant drinking. without it, life's so boring. i 'relapsed' (you could say) last week. it was just drinking kind-of pleasant fizzy drinks, to feel sort of uninhibited and wobbly for a bit, then suffering with dehydration and pains for the full next day.just as a drug, i don't think that's one i want to get back into again. it is a poison and we're all better off without it (sorry everyone, i'm fun at parties.)so what's your system/goal? just like a straight 150 days of no drinking?
I've taken to sitting in the garden with a coffee and a cigarette, my cat likes it, he bumps me constantly while I'm out there. I keep wondering if the tree will hold my weight though
>>85244055You relapsed on drinking fizzy drinks? What means. I don't think they're bad really. Why stop drinking Pepsi etc, when it so lush?And anyway, ideally I would stop drinking forever, but forever is a long time, so it's easier to set a specific goal. I chose 150 days because it would be the biggest sober streak I've had since I started drinking.>>85244039Corrr (sometimes).
>>85244055It is all poison whether it's alcohol, cocaine, ketamine, porn, your brain doesn't know or care the difference its all cheap chemicals and its all poison.
Using welpers prolapsed innards as a johnny
>fireworks for normie tourists running my cozyness reeeee
im always helping other people but they never help me back
>>85244108the cat will miss you if you go
>>85244153i'd help you but i can't help myself
>>85244168its the thought that counts fren
Une nightride-on-the-naze doth approachethDoth it notX
>>85244165I know, but I'm exhausted.
>>85244111>You relapsed on drinking fizzy drinks? What means. I don't think they're bad really.oh i mean, i relapsed on alcohol, but i just binge drank beers. so yeah, fun fizzy drinks, great! best possible ones for having 'as drinks' innit.but even then, at lower ABV, they still had that 'hairspray' taste. and, importantly to me, they were a poison i wasn't used to. i don't know if my body's changed (through other habits) but yeah, sharp pains in my guts. i used to neck way more beers than that, with no complaints from the ol' bod...i think can understand occasional drinkers more, now, maybe? friends who'd say they hadn't drank 'in months' (and meant it). perhaps they're getting THIS experience each time. zero alcohol tolerance. quick hit of ethanol in your system. that's just what it's like.
>>85244304Oh I see. Yeah I think everybody gets to that stage eventually. Or a lot of people anyway. Just becomes not worth it to drink at all. For me though I think the main problem of drinking is the general lack of taking life seriously while I am in drinking mode. It has set me back a lot I reckon.
>>85244304It's called being over 30. Only true Aryans like Sean can keep it up.
Sean and SSM*
>>85244370Claire led him on. It not fucking right.It pain and heartbreak x
SSM gaping seans arse
SPACED OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Irtjbjhneo
Spaffing
Sunderland went from one of the jewels of England to a Bantu infested Batty Bumsesh Capital of Britain. The Welper Regime betrayed us all.
>>85244352>>85244365aye, suppose we're all just ageing. sad times, friends. your 20s ARE your times to do this shit WE NEED tell the youth!
>>85244495>Batty Bumsesh Capital of BritainThat's lush though
Yumingtonshire
>>85244572Fucking corr lad, beigemaxxing are we?
Fink I'll order myself some more pregabalin from those lovely Indian fellas over in Mumbai.
>>85244572corr need a few slices of heavily buttered bread with this
>>85244583Always, it's my favourite kind of food>>85244597I wish I had done now, next time :)
>>85244595do NOT let it segue you into drinking!!
>>85244523Not really I'd rather go back and not take anything. There's nothing cool about drinking and drugs everybody does it. I have respect for the ones who didn't follow the crowd.
Welpers bottom entering Gapesville
Erm, I thought you were one of the good guys?
It Monday might as well xOh, give me cock, lots of cock under batty boys aboveGarn stuff me inLet me ride on the wide Bantu willies that I loveGarn stuff me inLet me be on my back with Deanos to appeaseMy batty getting blown up till I fall onto my kneesSucking cock forever, but I ask you pleaseGarn stuff me inhttps://youtu.be/vMnLoOnrwbg
>>85244829It's Sunday night lad. Saying the new day once it's turned midnight is gay af nobody does that. Seen you do it before you sound like a complete gay autistic mong.
chilllings
>>85244829Prefer the gaped batty club me x>>85244910(Mon)00:15:51It Monday x
Shame what's become of Worksop xhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/CYRB7mrT3Tg?feature=share
>>85244829Crooner-coomercore x
>>85244967Samefagging mong lol
damn this stuff's like AI. you can just hear e.g. lads talking about the radio tracks he's about to playlike i know it's not real but i hear it, if i had music skills that's art/data from...where?
>>85245004What you talking about lad
>>85244998Never samefagged a day in my life thanks x
Fancy one of those Tango Thirst Trap cans
>>85245061Always been a Fanta man myself.
Still devastated lilt is just a variant of fanta now
>>85245031substances, friendit's gone nowi'm not crazy etc etc but i can hear them as if they're background noise in a film, right, and even if it's from my own brain/potions i could use this stuff.like there are decent R&B tracks here. i am going to make this my mission
>>85243762incel to prison-gay pipeline lad
did Rosa Parks know she was raising a fuss?
We're all going on a bummer holiday
>>85245349There aint no doubt she was causing lots of trouble with her baboon mouth
>>85245416now there's no need for any of that.just wondering about her likewhy not be quiet,y'know?
>>85245432You didn't get the reference. Johnny Rebel.
>>85245459oh yeah i might have missed somethingthought it was just some racismsorry for accusing you of racism, >>85245416 (if it was not racism)
why are we so focused on looks, now?imagine you met an author who wrote some books you like.
Gucciarse nightrideberg this wasShall be gorging meself a wittle on assorted nutrients next upX
Assorted nutrients-on-the-naze have been ingestedHaven't theyX
okay film you got a chortle from meyou are an Honorary Unironic x
you know, in my quest to destroy irony and postmodernism, i hadn't thought about the Nazis that much.but they knew what they were doing. perhaps i should follow their example (and oh yes do i include their leader's).
Bummingtonvile
Me? Up to catch a flight. Finally got me passport application countersigned (i signed it myself with a different pen)
>>85246060That will trick them! Also where are you going lad?
Observing gaped arseholes
me? just finished my shift at the factory that makes the watermarked ink for pens for passport applications (we get busy this time of year, it's been chocka.)
me? just finished my shift at the rubber bum factory that makes rubber bums we sell to little lads on britfeel for big bumming action they like so much (we get busy this time of year, it's been chocka.)
but do i watch the THIRD Austin Powers?
Kinoberg o'clock, is itX
>>85246510will you join me in a screening of Matthew Jay Roach's classic, Austin Powers in Goldmember my post is melting
Bedtime for me now cya
Bum Bummerlad transport a creamy load to Welpers Bottom via Gape Town
Sean's tight arse and my erect penis
what is it that Jim Carrey has that Mike Myers lacks?
>>85247142Go to work. It's monday morning.
I'm disappointed in the britfeel writing team, this has been the worst season yet
>>85247158Which has been the best season?
>>85247174The homlesschan era was fun
>>85247148>>85247158i have evolved beyond societal normsi am now an internet gremlinempowered by ketamine
Just had a cheese and garlic sandwich oh lush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCbKv9yiLiQwe wuz crackaz n shit
>>85247213You're the worst personality we've ever had. Just fuck off already pls.
>>85247276i'll fuck off soon because i'll need sleep.but what is your vision?paint us a picture of YOUR /britfeel/
4 sosij 4 egg 4 bacon for my meaty breakfast. Grains wlll make you fat.
My name is anon, and I'm a pokemoncardaholic. Bought another last night, before I'd put all the new cards in the binder. Not my fault exactly, I thought oh I'd love a pidgey or evolution playing card, and the universe said have a quick look on ebay pal. Saw this almost straight away.Good sign.
>>85247433I could not find sauerkraut in my local co-op and the nut selection was overpriced. So i'm eating tinned and frozen slop again for the next month.
>>85247460Not him but, we're you planning on surviving on sauerkraut and nuts for a month?
>>85247469no, i wanted to eat fruit, nuts, sauerkraut then the protein in my meals and lastly the carbs to help my energy levels.Ussually i have meat, veg and carbs but eat it all together, apparently this is not the best way to consume a meal.I wanted to give it a go, tbf i also tried aldi and couldn't get decent prices on nuts and they didnt' have sauerkraut their either which i was surprised at.
Grown men collecting cards. Let that sink in.
>>85247276Your impotent fury just encourages him. Ignore him.
Budey preparing to soft launch yet another trip.
>>85247485They drive my gf wild, I have to put bin bags over her if I'm sorting muh cards, she's just squirting everywhere.
Might go daytime digging later
>>85247495Actually digging, or a typo and you're off dogging?
>>85247494I bet your thick, substantial cock gets wet tonight from all the gf activity. Top shagger here lads. You are truly a god among kings.
>>85247501Typo. Dogging. Self mong x
Imagine spaffing in some mysterious slightly unwell looking saggy 36yr old slapper who reeks of dried cum stale sweat and cigarettes and when she drops her skidmarked knickers you get a waft akin to a week old opened pack of Asda essentials ham.Yeah, nah.
>>85247504You're correct but not for the reasons you joke about. I'm quite a catch me.
Someone make a proper thread plss
>>85247538I'm phonefagging and getting ready to go home this morning.Could you do it?
>>85247581>getting ready to go homeWhere are you now?
had too much to drink yesterday now ill af
>>85247589At muh mum's, been dog sitting for 10 days or so. Absolutely fed up and eager to get back. Got an appointment this morning, then back home to sort a bit before a gas safety inspection, then plan on doing fuck all.
>>85247639>10 daysHow much did she pay you? I reckon 300 is fair market rate.
>>85247660>>85247660New thread for us britfeelers to post our gimmicks in
