>wake up feeling mostly fine>celebratory 'quila bottle merely rolled under the bedBut gonna try Guinness first.
>>85248746you're liver isn't going to be very happy past middle aged, anon.
Guinness is fine I guess. A bit more bitter than expected. Nordlands is still the best I've tried.>>85248751But my brain hasn't been happy since the early life section.
>>85248860>But my brain hasn't been happy since the early life section.It just seems like you drink a lot from your posts...
>>85248963Maaaybe. Anyway, am making borgar. This time with brioche buns and real fake American cheese. Should be pretty good.
>>85249008enjoy your borgar and booze! Sounds nice desu.
>>85249018Thanks. I overcooked it a bit. The cheese isn't really doing it for me. It's not stringy at all. More like the consistency of mayo or something. I dongeddit.
>>85249058You are one professional eater. I've only heard fat people be that introspective about food.
>>85249068I'm just making conversation jeez. Let me enjoy things.
>>85249082No it's cool, I don't mind fat people too much aside from them looking like disgusting pigs. Do you have a picture of your burger?
>>85249092I don't want to show it to you now. Seems you'd make fun of it.
And no, I didn't already eat it all.
>>85249127No, I'd never make fun of food. I'm a skinny little guy, I take all of the food I get. Whether that has to be vicariously through anon's experiences or not.Please?
>>85249058i mean, american cheese is american cheese... I don't think there's any room for error in that mass processed slop. Maybe try blue cheese or I think some do brie and even halloumi.
>lost my wallet>will have to learn zoomer phone pay technology naoPain.
>my forklift license arrived >I somehow passed still ickI hope I will just forget about it in a few years by making money through other ways
>>85249671Just sold a pallet jack. Congrats. Monies is monies.
>>85249691>I just received some dubai chocolate straight out of dubai>the underrated pretzel flavor instead of the pistachio one
>>85249767>just received ais straight from the village coop>it's the underrated vanilla flavor
>>85249836I could turn my coom into vanilla ais?would you eat that too???
>mom already telling me to get a haircutSigh. It's been just 3 months. Am still recovering.>>85250262Was gonna paypal you 5k to stop being gae, but seems it's not anonymous.
>>85250368I don't even have paypalsend 5k please or im forced to start a onlyfans
>>85250389>or im forced to start a onlyfansIs this the ''other ways'' you mentioned? But just go for it. No shame in what makes a living.
>wow westfall vibesI miss wow (classic)>>85250404I meant without the 5k I would be forced to start a onlyfans where old man TOPP me for moneyyou could stop that
>>85250464>hay balesKino.>I meant without the 5k I would be forced to start a onlyfans where old man TOPP me for moneyDoes your dad not pay you that much at least? Seems you'd have to get topped even if I did gib you monies.
>>85250485>https://youtube.com/shorts/RC5iviO6cqA?is=5hEjPJAKtrXpVyPuI miss this so much>Does your dad not pay you that much at least?our client is a lil too greedy and a increase pay means also way more taxes n insurance and the next paychecks are for my vacay
>>85250485>Seems you'd have to get topped even if I did gib you monies.>>>85250579 #actually nO, not my cup of teaI would make a expectation for a lithuanian chud uwuor for LOTS of money
>>85250579>and the next paychecks are for my vacaySo so spoiled. Such a greedy brat.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zLCZ_Ic1hI>thought I was gonna watch some spooky scary mysteries>it's just black triad Chad ''tricking'' hos into seggs case #5897499All so tiresome.
>>85250464im leveling a witch hunter on ascension wow conquest of azeroth with 21 NEW clussys and new custom content in westfall right NOW omggggg
>''if you don't te seggs you are with the devil and will go to hell''>*sadge music*>''This has kept the frightened girls (literally 20-40 yo hags) silent for years''
>>85250602>analysis the earnings for the past month>discuss things with dad>he gets mad & melty at me>I just want him to be aware of datas>he instantly escalates about everything pls gib 5k, that would put me ahead a couple of months eitherway I have to survive dad for another 3y in the best caseI DESERVE a time out for my bday reeee>parents didn't made use of the opportunity to send lil bro into a mental ward>cause his norway gf was about to visit>she will magically fix him!>by buddah this is insanity >maybe if she studied mental health idk>turns out she is actually supportive of him>has to baby him but keeps him calm>*leaves*>lil bros insanity goes up>he told her to fuck off>cause she kept asking him to continue to get help>we have to deal with him being passive crazy again
>>85251798>that Christoid sperg has a norgay gfHope you all go bankrupt and deported.
>>85251836you are killing my sides
I've got to be the unluckiest boy in the world. Goodnight.
>get ready2sleep>not sure if I will go2work>feels like there are weights on my shoulders the entire timegoodnights >>85251960you are the silliest boy in the worldhe is actually crazy and you probably can't imagine how bad it isokies you have a alcohol dependency thats bretty bad
>>85251960>gets a gf>doesn't fix anything >risks losing them forever don't you think that could happen to youyou have probably other things to take care of than tfw no gf idkgoodnights fr now
>>85251960and not drinking will magically fix u since u obviously have some unsolved traumas or whateverbut not drinking is what u must doshush now
erm hello anybody home
>>85253008hows the 21 clussy taste
>>85252039u know just like eating disorders, ppl with them actually thrive on all the concern and worry that others will express for them like "omgg u look so skinny and unwell, pls eat a borger" is the highest compliment and motivation for them to keep slowly starving themselves to death, much is similar to addicts who seem to parade their addiction and brag about how bad it is/how much of their drug of choice they consoom. a lot of addicts suffer silently with shame but the guy who won't stfu about it isn't ever gonna listen to any advice about stopping lole the only true way to stop an addiction is for ur own brain to reach it's end point with suffering so the guy whos not ashamed of being an addict is not yet anywhere near the point of suffering that it would ever matter enough to want to stop
>>85253463hmm im nooticing something
>>85254031i dont geddit what u meant by this i just think its probably counterproductive to anyone with an addiction to keep reminding them how bad it is for them idk its sort of easily convoluted into being a reason to keep drinking since ure already downward/not suffering enough to care yet anyway
No one except your foid cares about your epic Discord hot takes. Give it a rest and leave me alone, you pest.
>>85248746>But gonna try Guinness first.slay
>>85254348addiction eventually turns u into a miserable misanthropic drunk and u develop a smug post-ironic kind of defiant behavior just like those homo addcited degenerates>>85254810lets try reverse psychology and tell you to drink more and not get help of any kind
>>85253463idk there is never a simple answer to these casesI had a eating disorder and it was more cause of like>I didn't accomplish anything so I don't deserve to eatI also enjoyed going full skinny from chubby boyanyhoo he is probably too comfortable with a mixture of not fighting his traumas cause too traumatized idkIf I had actually rich parents, I would be still a neet who posts 24/7but I realized I will be fucked if I don't bother to take care of thingsPlus I was tired of being a alcoholic neet with no hopewell I also don't react well to too much alcohol, he seems to handle so that push to stay sober isnt there idk>https://youtu.be/dk0AUE8ZvhA?is=hq6UNQRN8eLHIXD6>this was just a meme 7 years ago>he lost his fucking toesgosh I miss these irl streaming days
>>85254810>https://youtu.be/te-s7vIIhCg?is=wDIYMKXbxYtu5K6k
>https://youtu.be/slkv6pn61TY?is=U8KYiFliDQqQZkXR>aisu during the first date with a girl
>https://youtu.be/zpXwskIg9n0?is=m3J4ifJGVnX8Ef4j>me in a different timeline where im a space muslimRewatching dune just for stilgar>AS WRITTEN !!!!!they really nailed it with the space muslims in dune
>be koma>flood every space with your endless assumptions>be wrong about everything all the time>do it all over again tomorrow>le dopamin faecPeople caring about my alcy makes me feel exactly nothing.
>>85256586omg seethe more it wasnt even koma who made that post>People caring about my alcy makes me feel exactly nothing.yeah thats exactly what i was trying to tell ceb, u have no shame and ure not at rock bottom so there is no reason for you to care at all about improving ur life, people picking at you with "omgg u should get sober ure like totally a useless bum with no skills in life" does nothing, and when it does nothing it reassures you that you're fine cause you aren't even burdened by the problems you're causing yourself while you're still too enabled to not fail >>85256334>Plus I was tired of being a alcoholic neet with no hopeyeah that's the difference then isnt it, addiction is ultimately a choice and what sort of lifestyle or personality do u think can lead to someone choosing addiction, flaunting it and still remaining unaffected by the consequences?btw men dont get eating disorders i think instead what u had was aids
>>85256798fucking niggerfaggotIf my organs don't start dying on me I can drink more diet coke and eat more peanut butter sandwiches and M&Ms and wafers and sponge cakenot the nigger you replied to of course
>>85256699>u had was aidsI cured aids?I need to sell my blood as a vaccine or sowelp that was during a s*xless era
>>85256699>thrive on concern about it>u develop a smug post-ironic kind of defiant behaviorI cring a little bit at concern. That's it. I feel nothing else about it. Drinken has not changed anything for me, aside from just being another way to waste time. Also, you're the same person as far as am concerned.
>Drinken has not changed anything for me>"I pee inside my pants"
>https://youtu.be/8PAeYZWhVjU?is=4_qwrkkDRywRgg-1>living with aisu be like
>https://www.coursera.org/learn/project-management-foundationswhat is thisI guess I can give this a try laterI had my fun during the project management classes back in vocational school>our teacher helped to manage a project for building a big building in berlin for a world famous company >he was very interesting
>>85257347>u develop a smug post-ironic kind of defiant behaviori didnt say this >Drinken has not changed anything for me, aside from just being another way to waste time. yea i already said this
>>85257726So flippin true, sister. Chuds btfo. Koma is gonna frickin love this epic pwnage. You're like Jaime and Cersei. Legit impossible to tell apart.
>true black pill is realizing that they priced in a total fital collapse already
>fiat**autocorrect betrayed me over there
Dear mods, please remove this homosexual ceb avatarfag spam thread or move it to the >>>/trash/ where it belongs (4th thread)Thank you
>take a shower>get ready2go out>we are headed towards our favorite restaurant >cousin is paying this time heh
>>85258811Have fun with your moneybags cousins.
>finally shower>at least smell like strawberries nao>got this weird pain in my heels on top of regular paine>don't feel like going anywhere far anywayAnother great day being bullied by foids.
A rare woman these days would even deserve me sharing these raspberries with her.
>>85259435you are talking about MEyou are gay4me
>>85259657Are you drunk? Ick.
>>85259685I only had a non alcoholic pina colada
>>85259740Wow, you're literally Roose Bolton.
>>85259774nO im tywin
>>85259827https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkAVo0hyUlsYou can be Ser Loras. I'll be Daenerys.
>>85259860you mean oberynur lord varys
>>85259930Sigh. At least you'll never be a girl or else you'd HATE me.
>>85260001I wouldn't be ur gf eitherwayI would look at how much money you makebut you just drink alc zzzz
>>85260109>imagines himself as a girl>immediately hates meYeh.
>>85260126maybe you are doing something wrong lole,
>woman admitted to the hospital with prion disease couldn't spell ''world'' backwards during neurological assessment>I couldn't eitherI guess I'll try to sleep.
>>85260218one day you will put your p*nis into a v*gina and realize you were overacting this entire time goodnights n take care silly
>>85260252Yes, I'll realize that it kind of sucks and I want to be alone again, which helps with staying alone now.
>>85260267actually YOU will realize that you want to be the gf so you start with hrt
I know im rightI read carl jungaccording to him ur trans
im just fucking with you befor I confuse ur autism ocd misogynistic lil brain or whatever lolegoodnights
>>85249058>More like the consistency of mayo or something.Yes that's how American cheese is meant to melt over a burger, it's almost like a sauce.
