Thank your local auditor edition
First for sticking my cock inside a furry's anus.
>>85256449Can someone actually explain the theory of auditing to me? Obviously for the most part it's just rage-baiting mongs into pointless confrontations, but lets say the confrontation didn't occur, what are they actually 'auditing'? That the business/person is who they say they are? I don't get it.
>>85256460Theoretically they are checking to make sure there isn't anything shady or corrupt happening with a publically funded service. Realistically it's just a mong who's causing trouble for whoever works in the building they're auditing as they have no access at all and usually just cause confrontations based over their 'right' to film.
>>85256468Ah okay, so it has to be public stuff? I'm certain I've seen them 'audit' private businesses.
>>85256472Well I'm not sure why they'd audit private businesses. When it started it was usually police stations, bus stations, hospitals etc. If someone walks into Poundland and starts pointing a camera at the staff then they are just being annoying mongs. Also they do army bases and shit so it's no surprise that they get in trouble.
Gaped boy pussy
>>85256489And there he is, glad to see you lad, do your thing x
i need to learn t stay on topic
Hey everybody, did the news get aroundAbout a guy named HelperlidOh, Lid just flew into this townAnd he's hoppin' on all the Bantu meatHe's crappin' and plappin', prolapsing'He's crappin' and plappin', prolapsing'He's crappin' and plappin', prolapsing'He just craps, plaps, humps that meatHelperlads got a loose old arseHe starts gapin' filled with spunky slopAll you Bantus gotta watch your sidesCause Lid don't care whose spunk he copsEver since Helper flew into townHe's been garn full scale.Just suckin' and fuckin' for miles aroundSingle Deanos, married Bantus, old Jeets all maleWakes up in the morning, half past fiveFucked from sunrise to sunsetI don't see how he stays aliveMeat's gonna be the death of ole Lid, yetThe police put Lid in jailYes, he finally met his fateBut when they came to pay his bailThey found him bollocked by his cell matehttps://youtu.be/wY4N5NOAsH0
>>85256506Garn in the collection that one x
Shower time i think
anyone else polite in real life but a bit of a dick online?
>>85256502Not the widest of chocolate bars, it will be a tough challenge, ganbatte.
i will complete the first mass effect by playing it now.i will complete the first mass effect by playing it now.i will complete the first mass effect by playing it now.i will complete the first mass eff
>>85256549No consequences, no face in front of you so you can se if it upsets that person.
>>85256593i think for most people gossiping is how they deal with annoying people, a way to get back at them quietly but i cant gossip, i never have so the only way i can vent is anonymously online
Welper getting throated by Deano
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gkpeppjyqo>More than 150 migrants rescued after boat catches fire in Channelok which one of you was this?
>>85256611Gossip?Yeah I suppose so, or even jealousy not just if they're annoying. But then being jealous of somebody is annoying so the person could be seen as annoying.
>>85256660all normies have 2 faces
>>85256651I had an anon talking about the boats a few months ago, and I said they seemed to be full of rapists, and he genuinely said well it's ok if some of them are genuine refugees. I bet it was him.
>>85256449The absolute state of that. Beyond pathetic.>MUH ACCOUNTABILTYS
>>85256664ive said if before and i'll say it again, send them to south georgia island
Ship Shippy around?
Nu breadingtonPhwoarX
>>85256695That would be a good place to visit. Best way to deal with it is gunmen on all beaches, and shoot the boat as it's waiting for them to board. Not out in deep water so shouldn't be an issue.
>>85256701He was talking about vasectomies the other day iirc
Cuppa and a rustlers sausage and egg muffin on the go then going to look at some gaped arseholes I think x
>>85256745What channel? Miss rShippy
>>85256737if you're just going to kill people why do you care where they are?how are you getting these gunnmen in france?do you not see anything morally wrong with killing unarmed civilians? you know this is all illegal right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_tqzzWYdKcThe fuck is this BSDM shirt the post-wall WSJ roastie's wearing lol White roasties have gone off the deep end haven't they
>>85256754Who said kill people? Are you a leftie liberal type or trans activist or something?>how are you getting these gunnmen in france?So you're now advocating for smuggling gunmen into france to kill the people smugglers? Maniac.
Sit rep on the beast of Bude? I will be in Devon next week so might pay him a visit with a bat.
lads i always thought my neighbour ( a 40 year old woman) was a nice lady but ives just seen her in her garden picking weeds wearing these BDSM gloves. why can women do anything even as innocent as gardening without making it hypersexualized, modern woman are trash
>>85256770i think you're acing stupid as a troll, fair play mate, 10/10 would reply again
My apu finally got his sex license application countersigned. Maybe he'll get some shoes.
/nonsensefeel/
>>85256800>Maybe he'll get some shoes.nice one just avoid the hypersexualized leather ones illegal migrants wear
>>85256795No offence but claiming I said kill people is pretty stupid. You misinterpreted something than had a go at me. Sure I didn't explain and say shoot the boat to sink it, but I think you thought I meant a firing squad on the shoreline shooting all the cunts on the boats.
Motorboating gaped arse
>>85256806>/nonsensefeel/https://crestresearch.ac.uk/resources/mining-the-chans/
not an act then wow ok lamo
>>8525683277th aren't interested in us sadly
Very fucking humid and stormy today. Not happy about it at all if I'm being honest. Went on a mad OCR and re-organised my box room again too. Only Blad knows my pain. Why can't I have a Mary Poppins shelf? Or one of those DnD doohickeys? REEEEEEEEE! Should be getting TOP RATE due to my DVD addiction I should.
>>85256832>sean could have been a MI5 agent
>>85256809Let me guess... you wear trainers?
Welpers arse
MI5? More like MI a mong? Course I am.
seriously though successive governments of both left and right have engaged in the mass importation of alien peoples despite this being hugely unpopular with voters. either the government is incapable of stopping this or they are actively attempting the cultural suicide of the nation, in both cases the government is the source of the problem and needs to be removed
>>85256841Lies, but also maybe a bit of truth, not that branch but maybe another, or something not connected to (clearly connected to) the government (past present and future). Just because one branch might have not deemed us worthy of their attention, doesn't mean it wasn't passed on to somebody else. We're not dangerous forrens, they aren't going to become aware of us then ignore us.
good morning friendstoday i have awoken to some achey lungs, a bloated belly, and stuff all over my floortime to work backwards to figure out what the hell i was up to yesterday, all while diluting the attractiveness of messages on /britfeel/what have you guys got planned for the day?
>>85256871>actively attempting the cultural suicide of the nationThis, it's this, nothing more. I don't think it's their choice, but they are following orders, but then maybe these sociopaths that get into the government truly see us as scum. Definitely see us as a lower class of people.
>>85256877>what have you guys got planned for the day?Blue balling myself, probably.
>>85256881the upper and lower class have always had very different cultures so i dont think they would care if we were destroyed as long as is docent cause disorder that spooks the markets. i think they might be going for a more divide an concure tactic though like they did in india during the empire
>>85256877>what have you guys got planned for the day?Maybe vidya, but also need to wait for my mum to bring some things down. Also need to get these captchas sorted as I've been away from my PC for 10+ days, so it's gone back to the weird blocky shapes and dieces.
went for a walk and found a lighter, i am autistic and finding lighters on walks is my special interest thank you for your attention in this matter
>old.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1vdcv0q/claude_built_a_walkable_jungle_without_any_assets/The animal sounds are a nice touch nglWa'ahfall at the end's not too shabby, eitherKinda womfy
>>85256902what would you say is the 'working lighter' to 'non-working lighter' ratio?
>>85256912usually they work if they're not broken, sometimes they're just wet and need drying out
>>85256895Your a child of immigrants and hate this country, yes?
>>85256919>Your a child of immigrants and hate this country, yes?...yh
im not replying to dumb-baiter anymore
You do not have to say anything. But, it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
What's wrong with a gaped arse?
>>85256930On a woman? Nothing, just a sign of some vigorous anal love making.On a man? Plenty.
>>85256929>You do not have to say anything. But, it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.I have memory issues.Yes I can prove it.Eh, what?, prove what?Who are you?Get out of my sleeping bag.
>>85256908those leaves are TOO textured, look at 2:07ish. they're discoloured/rotting, they have discrete veins, etc.i can accept some noise function creating a texture that resembles stone or mud well enough. but methinks this clankerberg has thrown in a cheeky binary leaf.tga it sourced from a photograph.
>>85256929Am I going crazy, or did it used to be>But, it may harm your defence if you fail to mention...??Is this another one of those RICU/nudge unit micro-psyops like how they changed the "See it, say it, sort it" message on trains to "See it, say it, sorted"?
Tempted to go for a few jars later today
>>85256806The threads are pretty OK, have you thought about using filters?https://files.catbox.moe/9i6ifw.jpg
>>85256957FUCKING AURA
>>85256957Do it. Glad some of the lads from here got to meet up and have a laff, it was good seeing the meets. Some jelly anons didn't like it.
Nothing wrong with a gaped male arse tbqhwy
>>85256958i dont need to hide anything i can take the good with the bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00gAbgBu8R4corrr it'll change the world of graphics, this. UNLIMITED detail, lads.>>85256958add more line spacing to your text PLEASE(poor 85249036-san didn't even get a chance)
Pat Bateman in da house? Did the infected get to him? Sad if true.
People always ask me for a light in public because I have long hair. I don't even smoke. Corrrr. Had some people ask me for a weed hookup too. Guess I just look like a smelly bum bum.
imagine presenting for bantus over the snooker table
>>85256974Good for you. >>85256978I might, I might not hahaha.How's Wonkylad doing today?
>phone pharmacy, wheres me pills?Woman: We dont have a record of your perscription>phone dr, receptionist: woman: We sent it on 31st July it was signed for by the pharmacy it was a paper one>phone pharmacy Woman: "oh we started a new electronic system and it's not in there">phone drs "They ask you to reissue it"woman: "ok we'll cancel the old one and do a digital one today">phone pharmacist "i'll start dying on friday if i dont get my pills the GP said they will send it electronically" Woman: let me put you on hold, oh we found your original paper one it'll be delivered tomorrow.>That's been cancelledOh, well let me talk to the pharmacist.... no its fine we will do it.>ok great, tomorrow?Yes tomorrow.>Thanks.hour and a half waiting on the phone for that.>pop in some extra blood pressure tabs eh love?<click>Stop trying to be girl bosses pls, you are fucking everything up.
>>85256988Fuck off you creepy paedophile
>>85256988>How's Wonkylad doing today?recovering, somewhat. had a fair bit of that k*tamine yesterday and woke up an hour ago with my lungs in pain. my sleeping body REFUSES to mouth-breathe like a simpleton, so i'm on that shallow nasal breathing no matter how clogged my passages are. i suspect i have the lung strength of an Olympic swimmer by now.how are you, Lollers friend? you 'at work' today?
Lollers what is your favourite anime of all time?
Lollers is sound, fuck off
My penis inside a gaped male arse
Almost all women are terrible at sex. They literally have no idea how to make it fun, interesting, sexy, passionate etc. They've coasted by their entire life on turning up and letting a guy have sex with them being 'good enough'. They feel like men should be unendingly praising them for getting their pussy, so they don't even bother to try to be good in bed. They expect men to put in all the effort and most just lay there doing very little, but then go on instagram or twitter and start saying stuff like YEAH MY PUSSY IS A KILLER. When you do land one who actually puts in effort it's fucking night and day.
Welper like a cat in heat
>>85257034Something sexy about that. Imagine a real woman who acted like that would be hot. Lots of vaginal discharge, making lots of noise, a distinct smell that sends males insane. CORRRR and I mean CORRRRRRRRRRRR!
Lollers won>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Some people are disabled and they need our help. To deny it to them would be cruel.
Why don't we just build more prisons? Big mega prisons USA style. Louis Theroux would even do a documentary. Or turn the Isle of Wight into a UK Alcatraz. SORTED.
>>85257048KEK. I was initially sympathetic until the lassie walked up the fucking stairs. Bet she has 'fibromyalgia' or some shit. SLAG!
>>85257025>>85257047Why are you defending a literal unironic paedophile?
as long as he's unironic, that's fine
>>85257048>>85257061yeah what the hellwhat's her answer, here?
>>85257009Sounds rough, mate. Do you cycle your ket sessions to have a break? I'm doing alright. Taing each day as it comes, plodding along in my WFH. I managed to get extra breaks from bossman, so that's nice. Oh, did you ever manage to speak to an OPs on #truth?>>85257014Don't have one favourite desu. These are my go to animes I watch over and over. I can and do stream other animes on my Kodi box if I want to kill half an hour of time. Miss Kobayashi's Dragon MaidNon Non BiyoriSuper CubAkiraFist of the North StarBible BlackNeon Genesis EvangelionK-ON
>>85257054Because the people running the country:>fundamentally don't believe in criminal justice>are incapable of completing any large scale infrastructure projects in normal time/budget, if at all>live in a deluded alternate reality where they don't even perceive the need for such measures>would genuinely consider putting that many people in prison to be a violation of "human rights", even if every single one was provably a criminalEl Salvador got the right idea, but any country could in theory do it you just need a Bukele figure to really do it. The revealed preference of the British state and the men and women who comprise it is that it is better to have masses of criminals free to roam the country.
>>85257094>non nom biyori>bible blackhello? BASED DEPARTMENT
>>85257048>>85257048>Some people are disabled and they need our help. To deny it to them would be cruel.some days fish and some days shitnot everyone smells it
>>85257074Why are you a gay mong?
>>85257102He can't even take a train full of fish and shits without someone smellin' itwhat a life
>>85257111it sad
>>85257048Get the FUCK out of here with that shite, fuck that bitch
>>85257111We've been over this many, many times. The woman said she can smell 'fish and chips', because of course she can, because they were on the train out of weymouth on a sunny day where lots of people get fish and chips at the beach.Mark doesn't have TMAU.
>>85257048I'm a disabledy, not super bad yet but started using a walking stick now, and heading towards a wheelchair at some point. I don't think she intends it as a woe is me thing, just to highlight how bad it can be, and luckily she could get up the stairs, but others may not be able to.
Welp Welper and Ship Shippy having a bumsesh
>>85257135some people can't smell it lad, its ok its not a competition
>>85257144Her tiktok is zeezee25, she's walking around plenty, even doing gymnastics sometimes. All the typical fake disability shit as well - autism, adhd etc. She's just a fucking weirdo who fakes being disabled for attention.
>>85257135>Mark doesn't have TMAUHe has an offical diagnosis from doctors who examined him. You're not a doctor and you have never met him IRL.
>>85257148No he doesn't. Show men this official diagnosis.
>>85257094>Do you cycle your ket sessions to have a break? i wish i was that sensible tbqh it's just like anything really. imagine having a chocolate cake in and you loved chocolate, you'd eat that cake.>I managed to get extra breaks from bossmanwow cool. anything you'll do with the new time?>did you ever manage to speak to an OPs on #truth?i did! might be on tonight, shot me a /msg if you're online later (kinda sleepy atm but i'm on them energy drinks, aren't i)>>85257108we are gaymong here(for me it's SteamWorld Dig atm)
>>85257153>Show men
>>85257136>I don't think she intends it as a woe is me thing, just to highlight how bad it can be, and luckily she could get up the stairs, but others may not be able to.i feel like a right sour prune, but >>85257061 put it well.>initially sympathetici fully understand people might need to use a wheelchair here and there, whether it's most of the time or just some of the time. but the whole way this is framed and she CHOSE TO FILM IT and add THESE captions, what the hell. if the real problem is this is just what young people create/publish, then that's what i have a problem with. thanks for 'raising awareness' that you are a nonsense babby and the Manchester Piccadilly staff are great for putting up with you.
>>85257164we are men, we demand to see it
>>85257167Yeah lad obviously you know real disability because you get bored reading a book
>>85257094disgusting coomer nonce
>>85257184Seething little twat haha
>>85257185>he watches childrens cartoons directly aimed at the paedo demographickys
Welpers gaped bottoms
>>85257188>he cries on the computer
I had autism before it was trendy now everyone thinks I'm a grifter. It not right.
>>85257200Not reading that. Narcissist grifter
>>85257179i do have ADHD yeah.i dunno lad. i worked in a shop where this disabled women would often come in, she used a wheelchair and she'd stand up to look at things or stretch her legs. the other lad who worked there got chatting and she'd said she had the wheelchair because she was heavily overweight and it was that simple, but i didn't want to join in with the jibes (just not my thing and i don't like being stretched for the sake of banters).i mean i don't know that for sure (also it could have been diabetes or something right? none of my business). i have a neurodivergent condition and i don't even receive top rate PIP for it. i think it would be totally fair if, say, a top-rate ND sufferer said my ND wasn't as bad as theirs, and it's right that i only receive the standard rate.also i need spectacles before i can read again, i think.
mark is ruining TMAU for real sufferers like me
>>85257209You genuinely think your personal anecdotes define reality because you are the main character. Seen you do this constantly
>>85257214He made a reasonable post though didn't he? Did that upset you?
>>85257214are you not the main character of your own life, lad?do we need to tell the DWP something about that 'autism' of yours...?
I started reading the hobbit and got bored 5 pages in and checked my phone I need free dole
>>85257235ADHD is suspicious to be honest. I am more sympathetic to autists. All these private diagnosis clinics seems like cons as well.
>>85257224he'll never be happy. i can play along with his little games where any person would go>heh, i win.but instead he twists the salt in the wound.nothing i can do but 'not feed the trollers' (and i probably should tbfaur) but tbqh it's funny seeing what he comes up with. plus it's an hour out of his routine where he's not going after THAT person or THAT person, i'm surprised he hasn't clocked that yet (DO I NEED TO BE THIS OBVIOUS, GUY)
>>85257235You should be on the dole because you clearly have a sub 70IQ
>i do have ADHD yeah
Fill me in lid
>>85257240that's fair. i feel like it's real and measurable enough, like it's a 'i know it when i see it' pattern of traits and i think it's reasonable to put a name to that particular cluster.similar to e.g. depression where people aren't just talking about 'vibes' with 'energy' or 'mood' there's like a solid detectable/pragmatic effect and it affects physiology more than say just 'an emotion' or 'your personality'.the meds help and that's on me for not getting them but there's a bunch of interconnected stuff, like they have to check on your physical stats to keep you on Ritalin. my physical stats aren't what they were when i was a spry young 20something.some NTs say Ritalin doesn't work on them or it works in some different way? idk. but i have the opposite thing with cocaine: cocaine is not cocaine to me. but it should be kept away from me.
>>85257167>but the whole way this is framed and she CHOSE TO FILM IT and add THESE captions,I did get wound up with the sunflower lanyard, yer in a fucken wheelchair luv, it ain't hidden. But I do agree with you and the other anon (not putting words in yer gobs here, just wording it differently) it could have been done better.
>>85257265>i feel like it's real and measurable enough, like it's a 'i know it when i see it' pattern of traitsCompletely meaningless
Love asian lasses with nice big juicy arses. I think because they typically have smaller and more petite butts the ones with bigger booties tend to be more erotic, almost like they're ashamed of having such an ample cake, blushing and trying to pull their skirt down lower but they know I love a big old dumptruck so I still run my hands all over it oh aye x
MILLIONS must go btw
Gaped asian male arse
>>85257279call it 'lazy scrounger dickhead disorder' and it's the same thing under the hood. weird to use Asperger's as a counter-point because all the same stigmas apply.>a rose by another name is still a rosethat's what i'm always saying.
>>85257265>'i know it when i see it' Yes we all know what a lazy gobshite looks like. You wouldn't care about pathologising it if it didn't get dole.
>>85257286>MILLIONS must go btwThey wont btw
>>85257289>and it's the same thing under the hoodNah call it that and turn off the tap where you can scam the state for dole money for being a lazy dickhead scrounger and see how much you cry about ADHD then. The grift comes first.
>>85257294plenty of rope
>>85257290part of the reason for the disease model wrt to mental health is so American insurance companies would treat mentals for their so-called ''''illnesses''''.like otherwise their bosses would just 'fire' them, right, why WOULDN'T you sack a replaceable drone under US working culture? they view unions as bad, they were like dangerous/sissy/dangerous IWW nerds over there.the analogy isn't perfect but any flaw or 'spectrum' type thinking you apply will also count when it comes to wholly physiological conditions. i had 'alcohol related liver disease' and they said there'd be SOME scarring but it wasn't at the point of cirrhosis yet. i could have gotten a second opinion where they said>nah by MY estimations, that's deffos cirrhosis.we just have that handy-dandy ARLD term. you might be hungover right now, your liver in the process of doings its repairs. acute vs chronic problems. you have lost your vision at some point in your life, you aren't 'blind' because you're reading this post, aren't you.
An army of Bantus laying siege to Welpers Bottom
>>85257311And once they realise they can get signed off work for being sad the grift begins.The crying, the mental elf is a learned performance for dole.No dole, no mental elf.
Tidy tuppence
quite hungry desu senpai atm me might garn spoons
Do you think people in countries with no extremely exploitable dole just don't have problems so that's how they get on with life? lol. You're rewarded for acting like a dickhead, you start acting like a dickhead. Like a trained seal.
sarcylad if you'd like to discuss this topic, i ask that you cool it with the personal attacks. i find the subject fascinating and i'd like to discuss it if you can argue in good faith. i don't think you're doing that atm tho.otherwise yeah i dunno what i can say, really. there's like 1 part productive discussion to 9 parts seething. it's a shame and i don't think either of us does well from that.instead i will discuss other things with the other lads.
>>85257336>i find the subject fascinatingBecause of how you relate it all back to yourself and how it ultimately means you need free dole. Go live in a country without welfare to scam and see how fascinating you still find it.
>>85257333oh my goodness go for it.my friend went in there yesterday to use the wi-fi. she got a full English with a can of Monster energy drink IN THE AFTERNOON for less than 7 quid.
An untouched gaped batty moving towards my face
name a single jew worthy of life
mind you for me it was the 'Welsh dragon' curries they used to do on a Thursday. shame that's all gone now.actual fast food is now Wetherspoons prices. so it's hard to object to Wetherspoons doing somewhere between McDonald's and decent pub food for under a tenner.
>>85257365https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Haber
>>85257370>well poisonerlmao they can't help it, it's in their nature
>grown men who drink monster energy drink
I could reconnect with any of my mates and return to a decent life any time I want but I'll do a bit more lecturing people about mental health who never had any of that
incredibly bored just cba anymore desu
>>85257401>who never had any of that?
Imagine spaffing in Welpers Bottom
>>85257376You'd likely not be alive Sonny Jim without Haber. He allowed you to be an oxygen thief and an endless consooomer.
>>85257448*gases my great grandad in ww1*
>grown men posting about dollies on an anonymous incel board
P-Please me lid.Fooking pond dried up de lid not been this dry in ages de lid the lids are fuarkin' sufferings.I got nowhere to go de lid. Me Apuetta died a few months ago de lid from no wepsi de lid it was horrible.Garn, buy us a magnum de lid.A walippo de lid?
>>85257477Literally millions WILL die because of climate change
Imagine spaffing in Shippys Bottom
>>85257477*gives you ninety-nine pence*why so glum, lad? we all know that means you can buy a 99.
imagine spaffing in the spiffing brit whilst spliffing
Been looking forward to some choons, milads. Bit too tired to have at it with a chair boogie, but will take the new chair for a ride soon enough.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsqIH21hFdw
>>85257484I reckon his sphincter is loose from taking HUGE shits all the time. He looks like the kind of guy who shits out literal logs.
Purple Spaki molesting Welpers Bottom
o dang 1chan.net has just been parked now, some casino website.we are allowing the internet to be destroyed. and/or people are just dying. scary times friends.
Wonder if host will put the britfeel wellywext site back up :(
>>85257595Good way to get doxxed going on that website
First good fall due to balance issues, crouched down putting food in the freezer, next thing HELLO FLOOR. Sweet.Oh well, choons and spliffs still exist, woohoo.https://youtu.be/pNglc9DGIig?si=HPBJNu79GK5Tuy4K&t=1262Cut up a rug or 2 in this very club and probably to our pete as well, many years ago. Not now.
>be me, constantly constipated>also epileptic>straining triggers my vagus nerve, triggering seizuresat least it's usually petit mals
>>85257605Who got doxxed going on it?
>>85257622you're lying for clout
>>85257648nope, this is 100% unironicIf I strain too hard while shitting I get a seizureI didn't even have seizures until I started taking a shit tier antidepressant
Gaped bottoms
>>85257659just messin lah, sorry you have to deal with that
>if i take a shit i have an epileptic fitFookin ell lid, thats a unique set of issues kek
>>85257669not every time, just when I get constipated
some days constipationsome days epileptic fitsdiagnosed by sheffield university
we'll all make it friendsjust had to sneeze suddenly, remembered the chest pain, stiffled it just in time but damn my lungs (??) did not like that one bit.might go lie down because i'm sleepy. perhaps even ph*nepost oh my.
Helpers beautiful back passage
>>85257692Worst poster in /britfeel/ well done
>>85257699Thank you. What an honour x
>>85257623>Who got doxxed going on it?HHL
>>85257523high aura individual
Welpers boy pussy getting violated by a couple of roadmen in their corsa
>>85257743Don't lie mate, Host wouldn't do that. He's one of the good guys.
Belpers beautiful back passage or as I like to call it the cave of wonders
>>85257743As if ARE sean would even know or care enough to open the link. Hostmong is just another mug in helpers world.
Welper's arse isn't even nice. Just a crusty, hollow entrance. Filled with mouldy bantu sperm. Disgusting.
Do you think our Sean is a regular in /r9k/rinkle?
>>85257872>rinkleI wish I hadn't have look at that now. I was blissfully unaware.
>>85257872He's a regular on the BLACKED subreddit that's for sure. Nothing he loves more than getting his hole stretched big man.
>>85257879Sexy women wearing nappies and pissing and shitting is pretty cute tbqh. Changing and wiping their arse oh ayes!
Woman on deal or no deal has 5k and 100k left. Gets offered 60k and says no deal. Ends up going home with the 5k. Kek. Love watching them get greedy and lose big money.
Exploring the backrooms of Welpers Bottom
>>85257889No doubt she'll blame the person who opened the box. Retards on that show do my head in.
>>85257900no one does that
Incredible how people turn into such degenerate gamblers when they go on a game show. If you had 60k in savings would you go to the casino and put it all on red? No. But because you're in a TV studio with all the hype suddenly it's different. Normoids are so easily manipulated.
>>85257886If you can train your gf to like nappies you should, it makes them seem docile, dependant and obedient
>>85257915Mate shut the fuck up. I used to watch the original run all the time. Most of the idiots on it are dumbass gamblers. They try to come up with strategies and legit get annoyed when someone opens a bad box. Not sure of the Mulhern version is the same.
Imagine having to go home to your wife and explain how you threw away a >50k sum on what was basically a coin flip. Fucking kek. No way they don't end up resenting you. I wonder how many divorces happen after that.
>>85257934not they don't
Hurr it not my money is it. I came in with nothing I leave with nothing. It all about the experience and I had fun.H-Honey why are you packing your clothes?
>>85257951You are LYING. And they also hug the ones who give them good boxes and good luck. There's a whole behind the scenes clique thing going as well it's MENTAL.
>>85257967nobody gets mad at bad boxes
Batt Battyman
>>85257975I'll put you through the fucking ceiling you nasty little TROLL!
>>85257991>I'll put you through the fucking ceiling you nasty little TROLL!not an argument
>>85257889Is 60k "big money" for you?
Gaped arseholes with shit dribble
There used to be a gameshow where you started with 40 bundles of 25k cash, and you got a series of questions with three different answers and you had to place your money on the correct answer, and any money placed on the wrong answers was lost. There were 10 questions. In the early rounds the couples would all just keep splitting their money and place a few bundles on answers they weren't sure about as insurance. Fucking kek. Literally throwing away money. Like how many times do you think you can just keep halving your money? In the end they'd waste almost all of it before they even got to the difficult rounds.
>>85258036If you're going on deal or no deal then yeah
>>8525803660K is 1.54 times the annual average UK salary. 65% of Britains have less than 30K in the bank. 60K is not a trivial sum of money.
Female genitalia on my face
Yeah I'm fairly confident it's Czech Republic but let's just put 125,000 pound sterling on Turkey just to be sure. Well it's the sensible thing to do isn't it?
My nose in female genitalia
>>85258072Corr imagine his big black willy sliding in and out of her tight shaven fanny
>>85258128Bet she blamed him when they went home with no money. The men on these couples game shows are always cucks who get bossed about by the woman yet it's always his fault if something goes wrong.
Another rate my gape
>>85258156That's not even gaped mate. Get your fingers inside and show us the pink.
Ok then no issue
>>85258214CORRRRR! That's a gape you could live inside. Best there's loads of smelly intestinal fluids in that back passage!
Wonder what the widest recorded gape was?
>>85258290The crossing between France and England I reckon.
Whenever they have couples on quiz shows or those property shows they always make jokes about how the woman is the one who gets what she wants and the man just laughs it off like a cuck. Me I would correct them. No, I'm the one who is more sensible with money so I make the big decisions. I bet all the feminists who are okay with women wearing the trousers would suddenly think you're controlling.
>>85258290Steely Dan
Unapologetically an anal gapist
Miss HostMiss Shippy
Gert Viczster's growler
wonder what happened to kike knight
>playing Civ V>can see enemy units coming to my border>gearing up for a big war>suddenly win the game >cultural victorya bit anticlimactic I must say
TRUE DIAGNOSED PROBLEMS I HAVE TO LIVE WITH!!1. FIBROMYALGIA2. ADHD3. I.B.S4. BYPOLAR DEPRESSION5. EMOTIONAL INSTABILITY6. OVER ACTIVE SWEAT GLANDS7. EPILEPSY - TONIC CLONIC GRAND MAL8. P.T.S.D9. SERVE ANXITY10. EXMA11. LEARNING DIFFICULTIES12. UNDERSTANDING PROBLEMS13. BEHAVIOURAL PROBLEMS14. WIND PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF MY I.B.S15. ASTHMA16. MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS17. O.C.D TRAITS18. VOCALISED TOURETTES SPECTRUM19. PERSONALITY DISORDER TRAITS20. SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER21. EMPHYSEMA22. ANGINA-HEART CONDITION23. COPD24. AUTISM25. PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIAPLEASE BE RESPECTFUL & CIVIL ALSO NO DOXING NO BULLYING THE HOST OR PEEPS IN MY LIVE CHATS & ALSO NO TROLLING
>Surgeon struck off after wrongly connecting organs>A doctor who botched an operation so badly it was described as "not compatible with life" has been struck off the medical register.>Dr Yasser Adly Abdel Rahman, an NHS locum surgeon from Egypt, carried out the flawed emergency bowel procedure on a young man.>It meant the contents of the patient's bowel, leaving his stomach, were re-deposited back into his stomach through a circular "closed loop", the Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service (MPTS) heard.>The patient was left in "uncontrollable pain" and could have died but for another surgeon correcting the error in a second operation, the misconduct hearing, sitting in Manchester, was told.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20de8z2w2loGrim
>>85258474>NHS locum surgeon from Egypt
>>85258474its ALWAYS pakoids, so sick of the need hordes of third worlders for 'r nhs'
Worms erupting from Welpers Bottom
>>85258474>Rahman, who qualified in 1993 from Ain Shams University in Cairo, EgyptIs it even possible to properly judge the validity of a degree obtained in a third world shithole? There was some sob story moaning about patients requesting British doctors the other day and they wonder why
welper's bowel incorrectly reattached after bantu related trauma it so sad
>>85258474>the patient's bowel, leaving his stomach, were re-deposited back into his stomachattempted murder
>>85258490It's a complete lie as well, there are shit loads of doctors and nurses qualified here who can't find jobs. I reckon that's the plan, just use rNHS as a propaganda vehicle for the 'benefits' of replacement migration.
Twinks bent over presenting their gapes for us all ITT
How much sleep do you all get? Im averaging 16 hours. I like to wake up late so bedtime isn't too far away
>>85258698alri housecat lad
>auditardsHoly shit, you blokes really are in a real life south park episode over there.
Fucken auditards, driving round, thinking they own the roads. Bastards.
>>85258473It's a hard life being Gert cat life
wonder what happened to that drunk lad who sold watches on ebay, don't remember his name desu
>>85258716On the Internet nobody knows you're a cat
Welpers Bottom entering Bantu Expressway
bit hot today innit laddingtonburgs
>>85258813had some rain this morningstill hot now likemight have a cold bath
*hangs this on the wall*a sad.....clown?!!??
>>85258819Emergency, there's a handsome guy in my house!
>>85258819looks like ai to me desu
>>85258813I've experienced every season in the last hour.
>>85258840>I've experienced every season in the last hour.its not a competition
Shipster on?
>>85258819have you told him that pagliacci is in town tonight? that should cheer him up
Whoaaaaaaa Shippy Shippy
still have no idea who shippy is
>>85258930do newfriends really
>>85258965i've in brtifeel for like 6 years
>>85258928Notorious /britfeel/ paedo. Polluted the threads with nonce nonsense for years till Broadbridge cleared him out.
>>85258984I thought shippy was the one who posted those forced shipman memes
Not right this slander about Shipster tbqhwy
Shippy isn't real. It's a dumb gimmick gone too far
>>85259030shippy bullied me in grade school his name is actually Patrick
Shippy is doing 9 years for rape and noncery
Shippy slipping it up Monis arse while Welper watches
shippy also watched THAT video
I cannot stand how muggy and humid it is in this country, it is awful. Its the type of climate you can never get used to even if you are born here. Winter cannot come fast enough, shit how every single summer is just crap.
Wagie roses working in this heat. Grim.
>>85259082Im in a microclimate so i get four seasons an hour round these parts
>>85256957That's a pub in York. I would really like to go there and enjoy a non-alcoholic drink if possible.
>>85259084Looks more and more like a bloke each time, is she transitioning?
>>85259104No just a 24 year old woman with Turner syndrome. I think she is cute.
Welpers gonna keep on gaping at the gaped batty club I reckon
wizza in the ovenspinach and ricottai'm vegetarian x
>>85259104All women transition into a hag when they reach a certain age. It the circle of life and it LUSH.
>>85259104>is she transitioningYes
>>85259096A club?So you go and stand on your ownAnd you leave on your ownAnd you go home and you cryAnd you want to die?
>>85259131Not applicable to her. She doesn't even look 24 to be honest. She will still have her youthful beauty at 30.
>>85259138I would stay in a hotel and check out the sights for my solo trip.
Anyone want to buy my Apu? He's called Snoop Frog. Knows quite a few good rap albums off by heart. Has his own gold teeth. Can't afford to keep him currently, lid goes through six ounces of ganja a month and when he gets the munchies he clears out all my snack cupboards.
Do you ask AI chatbots for life advice? I do. The answers are actually surprisingly good. Maybe I shouldn't trust a computer program to be wise though?
>>85259214if you're a bong don't trust a computer program for shit, its spying on you for doin bloody racisms
>bangkok is less than 10% higher humidity than where I amMisery. Just utter, utter misery. Not a chance I'll sleep tonight.
>>85259222have you tried not being racist online?
Welper really is living his best life right now. Gaped Batty Club is open to all x
>>85258977i already knew you were a new friend lad
>>85259222I'm not racist. It might be true that ChatGPT is harvesting all the data I give it. I guess it keeps a record of everything I've told it, along with my IP address. But they will have data on so many people. I don't think anybody is likely to look into my conversations specifically so they can then stalk me or whatever.
>>85259197i'll have to pass, i dont think he'll get along with my east coast hip hop helpers
>>85259261I've been using the duckduckgo ones. Let's you use different models but the limits hit fast.
>>85259247why do the gays insist on behaving like such faggots? you can be gay and not a raging homo
>>85259247He embrace that life x
>>85259247this isn't even moving in some coordinated way. it's just flailing.
bountiful bantu benis buggering bouncy brit boi batty
I don't know why a Turkish woman just doesn't live in Turkey. It surely is a better country to be in these days. Why are there so many Turkish people in our country?
Right wing boy pussy
Left wing boy pussy
A few years ago she would not have the confidence to leave the house or even know how to use the public transport networks. She even has a job despite her learning difficulties/autism. Why aren't you leaving the house on your own and going hundreds of miles to new places?I reckon she must be on some women-only government scheme to allow her to afford all these trips. She also manages to go abroad several times a year somehow.
Wet and cold up norf just how I like it, I bet apu would love it up here n all
>>85259340Loving the rain I'll be honest lad
meatball and butter beans x
I want to drink those anti-biotics you got as a kid. like, banana flavoured. so nice
I have also never seen are Poundlass with a boyfriend. I don't get why a nice and kind lass like her isn't in a relationship. Maybe she doesn't care about that. It's probably more socially acceptable for a woman to go out and dine alone than it is a man.
>>85259336TMAU diagnosis it luvleh gwarn girl get de dance lessons in wahey
Me? Need more polish films on Blu-ray. Simple as. x
Just had a right good Indian just now. 2 poppadoms with all the sauces, onion bhaji and chicken pakora starter with pilaf rice and chicken tikka masala for mains oh it was lush let me tell you.
Every willing willy ITT having a go in Welpers gaped male arse
There are TWO critically acclaimed films about a donkey. TWO.
This CCTV image of a lad the police want to speak to looks like one of her friends. I will have to do the responsible thing and let the police know about him. It might not be him but it's better safe than sorry. Since all zoomers post everything about themselves online these days, I'm sure they'll have a word with him.
>>85259044>Grade school Good evening Turkmong, how's the weather in Istanbul?
>>85259374Sounds lovely desuIm partial to a veg korma myself
>>85259382Don Quixote one of them? The other shrek i imagine
>>85259382DVDlad loved EO
>>85259358She's 25 and I think it's about time she gave up her dream of becoming a dancer. She should be working a real job anyway like in a warehouse like autistic men. She gets a free pass for many things and is on PIP too. Must be raking it in.I have no idea if she smells or not to be honest.
>>85259399DING DING DING.EO is the second film. The first is Au Husard Balthazar!
>>85259380Can you double dip?
>>85259402Built like a jelly baby.
>>85259403EO?More of an Eeyore donkey kinda lad
going t carvery tomorow arent i xprivate reasons
>>85259403I literally googled "critically acclaimed films about a donkey" and they both showed up I didn't know that previously.
I'm not trying to be disrespectful but do you honestly think a male would get all this free support and charity trips abroad like her? If she can hundreds of miles to places on her own now, I don't think she should be getting any support. The government haven't helped me at all, nor have I got any charity support.>>85259407She needs to lose weight if she is serious about a dancing career.
>>85259444Well there is TWO. Just mad, innit? EO was heavily inspired by Bresson's classic however. Not exactly ORIGINAL.
Best 4chan android app? Clover won't let me post
Girthy cocks
Where's my fucking bennies and PIP? Fuckers. As if I am going to ever mentally ever be ready to slave in some shit job.
>>85259454I just pull up my laptop to the bed and use Firefox on GNU/Linux. If I had an iPad or Android tablet, I'd download a separate browser just for 4chan.
>>85259247I hate LGBT cult so much. Always rubbing it in our faces. Imagine starting an annual heterosexual parade.
>Bicycle Thieveswhy this mf'er not just walk? fr fr.
Lushylushingham edge material https://youtu.be/DgetjNBtfiA
>>85259454Read Chan but it's been fucked for me lately. Keeps saying I'm IP range banned. Not even sure it's on the Play Store anymore.
How the fuck am I supposed to quit porn? I can't even rub one out with my imagination. I can't just stop masturbating because it is frustrating. There is no help for me.
>>85259467The second browser is a good idea actually
>takes place in a post-apocalyptic, dystopian setting>never once explains what 'the war' was or why it happenedCarol Reed proving why WOMEN shouldn't make films LMAO
only 150 days until mister footlad returns
did that lad ever get out of east devon in the end?
>>85259533how do you even get banned for that long?my record is 30 days.
>>85259555>how do you even get banned for that long?>my record is 30 days.LMAO
>>85259475Umberto D. is better. It has a cute doggo that does tricks and saves its owner from suicides.
Why is there literally no good fast food options in the UK anymore?
Never been banned and I twoll daily, must be doing alright
>>85259590>good fast foodoxymoron
Air fried a full pack of lincolnshire sosijs and now am going to scran them all.
>>85259572yeah i'm not one of these 'router resetting' kind of guys.i mean admittedly i did it when i was younger, but if it was some nonsense like>mad mod permabans everyone in a thread, or random ranges in the UK.everyone is all woke now. we are ENTITLED to WEBSITES
>>85259595you're probably a lie tower, i.e. a battyboi
>>85259402huh, and I thought my incel ass had no standards. I don't think I could stay hard.
>>85259611I've no idea what that means
>>85259618yeah you wouldn't, would you
What's Britfeel's favourite Indian film? For me? It's Devi (1960).
>>85259613>assFOFC
>>85259618he's calling you a fibpacker, lad.you just gonna lie down and take that...?
Part 5 of rate my gape, potentially, soon, maybe
>>85259633Not fussed to be honest
>>85259630Im basic. I've only seen RRR
>>85259632i also say soccer and mom, simple as
>>85259613this should be standard for an autisess, if you're attracted to mental deficient people theres something wrong with you
Mega gapes at mega mosques
>>85259660did you support arsenal before the brain injury?
>>85259663The same mindset as Jamie Varley. They want people who can't speak up.
>>85259610>i'm not one of these 'router resetting' kind of guys.>i mean admittedly i did it when i was youngerno moral high ground for you, sir
It's terrible what the Welper Regime did to Sunderland.
>>85259630Hum Tum Aur Ghost (2010).
>>85259683Black hole gape HHL style x
>>85259691But doctor, I am HHL poster
Women falling in love with their rapists is an entire genre on India.
>>85259675pretty much, all noncery is based on power, which is why nonces are also often zoophiles
wouldn't mind having power over an animalbut in like, a BraveStarr kind of waygo really fast thanks to a horse
>>85259741Id rather be a blind moth desu
Welper, let me gape your arseYou're my batty boy
>>85259731Varley had animal porn on his phone as well but they decided not to prosecute him for this
In my eyes, Bantu polesSmegma cocks on which I blowHides my face, hump the snakeIn the sun in my disgraceBoiling heat, batty stench'Neath the black, my arse looks deadWelper drowns in all the creamAnd I'll hear you scream againBlack hole bum, in they cumBummed on bag cocaineBlack hole bum, in they cumIn they cum, in they cum...https://youtu.be/Y6Kz6aXsBSs
>>85259761Me? Have loads of furry porn. Real animal porn? That's fucked. A cartoon catlike creature showing off their arsehole? LUSH.
>>85259791begging for bantu
A BIG BARBED COCK KNOTTING MY BATTY OH AYES
>>85259781That's a karaoke classic alright x
What's your go-to at a Toby Carvery, lads?
>>85259839>What's your go-to at a Toby Carvery, lads?the door
>>85259839Pie I'll be honest
Is a Toby Carvery an English thing? Sounds grim. Like school dinner for adults. I prepare to be waited on hand and foot when I'm eating out.
oh my days the Dr Who programme said the thingif i was a cynical man, i'd say he wrote these a bit too quickly, putting together story ideas after hearing about some phenomenon on the internet.
I had 3 wanks yesterday. It's getting me down wasting my life gooning.
>>85259867>I prepare to be waited on hand and foot when I'm eating out.i do to, have a shower, brush my hair, iron my shirt etc,
Garn, Freeze, I'm Welp Welper!Put your knob in me arse, gimme all your cummiesThis is the story of Welp WelperThe queerest lad from old Sunderland townHe was the queerest lad, in old Sunderland townHe was the queerest lad, his pants always pulled downHe had no shame at all, no, no, no shame at allHe was the queerest lad, oh, he was really bentHe left his Deano's flat, anus can't pay the rentHe took his Bantus along 'cause they were thick and strongWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, he made Ahmed cumWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, Used condoms in bumWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, his batty unquenchedWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, his Huggies kick up a stenchhttps://youtu.be/f3XcNskAxp0
>>85259867>waited on hand and foot when I'm eating out.i dunno, then a human will judge you on some level.Chinese buffet, you can stack your plate full of nothing but sticky ribs and dumplings (to stir into the leftover sauce) and nobody will even clock it.
>>85259900Oh, Chinese? Now you're talkin'! Way better than that Toby Carvery muck. Me and my dad used to always go to the local Chinese all you can eat after the cinema it was fucking lush. Proper chumba mode, filling my plate five times. Same as the Pizza Hut buffet.
toby carvery is are british institushon. nothing more bittish than a toby carvry x
>>85259881Get a bag in and get on the waraoke it lush
>>85259881Belt it out lad it waraoke night xHey-yeah, ohHelperlad is back againTurks and Pakis, everybody singGonna gape his batty, show you howGot a nappy with poo, bending over nowAm I the fruity one? YeahAm I sexual? YeahAm I everything you need?You better rock my batty now now, yeahEverybody, yeah (Yeah)Rock my batty, yeah (Yeah)Everybody, yeahRock my batty rightBantu's back, alright!Alright!Now lift me arse up in the airShout FUAARRKIN ELL like you just don't careIf you wanna bumsesh, let me hear you yell'Cause we got it gapin' out again (Yeah-yeah-eh!)https://youtu.be/6M6samPEMpM
>>85259900apart from all the people using the buffet, the people you walk past and the chinkoids managing the buffet
>>85259919>Same as the Pizza Hut buffet.cor did you ever get in right as there were fuck-all 'zas left, but that simply meant they were right about to put out fresh ones?nothing worse than there only being a few margheritas. it's like there's no rush to the staff, 'there's still pizza left.'i want pepperoni, reeee.
>toby carvery is are british institushon. nothing more bittish than a toby carvry
>>85259938>chinkoidsRacists out pls
toby carvy is anti muslamic law
>>85259945Oh mate I paid for it so I would tell them to get a fucking move on. We never knew how good we had it till it was gone!
>>85259957sigh, orientals then
>>85259938there's already a built-in taboo they're watching for, which is you not eating and/or wasting food. nothing else matters.
choccy milk enema
>>85259900You have to eat 7 or something like that plates worth of meat to get your monies worth it. They are shite, slop.
Roast beef is overrated tbqh. Does Toby Carvery do Turkey?
>>85260022you prefer turkey to roast beef?what the hell, anon.
>Does Toby Carvery do Turkey?
>>85260022They have a Turkey that eat in them.
NEWS:Jet from Gladiators is no longer a lesbian.we all stand a chance.
>>85259933Garn then xHe's from a worldOf mud huts and darkiesGiraffe rides for a dimeBurly Bantus laughingI'm from a worldOf gaped battys and bumseshesBut I want him to be mineI started gapingHe put his nob inIt disappeared into my aarrrrssseeeeeeeeeeeOh-ohI gaped my arseAt the Wokkle BankFor a BantuBoyWho left my arse in piecesGaped my arseAt the Wokkle BankFor a BantuBoyWho ran away https://youtu.be/Hqsslwcb3Qg
Used to frequent a Chinese buffet with unlimited duck pancakes. But there was a secret, it was actually shredded chicken
>>85260057>Jet from GladiatorsWanks have been had.
A duck is just a chicken with gills to be fair.
>>85260083Love me a duck ngl desu senpai
>>85260064Five Spice Powder and MSG, more carbs than anything are in those pancakes than anything.
>>85260059Miss that wokkle bank era
>>85260100Thought the only carbs were in the actual pancakes and i guess the sugar in the hoisin sauce. Surely the actual meat is just protein and some fat
Welper's batty
Royal Mail are so fucking SLOW! BASTIDS!
Do they have duck at Toby Carvery?
>>85260192No, you'd have to go to the Toby Quackery for that.
>>85260195High five lad. Proper chuckling at that one
>>85259299How many Turkish people are in your country
Might watch Seven Samurai before my A Bug's Life film club discussion.
Front bottom
Helpers beautiful back passage for Bantus only
Welpers arse looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise x
BoyPussi
walkers prawn and cocktail crisps, a snickers bar and a mini sausage roll. in what order do you eat them?
Sausage roll, crisp, chocolate Obviously Incel
>>85260447Bits of crisps broken off and stuck in the sosij roll, chocolate bar for after.
>>85260461>crisp, chocolateprawn an cocktail crisps BEFORE chocolate, thats madness!>>85260469this is good but i still worry about the chrisps and chocolate taste mixing
>and then Lisa learns to take part in the historical revisionism because doing so is for the greater good.based character.
Placing a half eaten bag of Smiths Crisps in Welpers Bottom using it as a storage device between bumseshes
>>85260528Lisa needs bracesDental plan
>>85260528Is this the one where Homer becomes the town crier? Thought that was hilarious when I was a kid. Think this episode was on one of my VHS compilations as I've seen it like 500 times.
>>85260540MargeIs Lisa at Camp Grenada?
>>85260564Is that the one where Bart steals the game?
>>85260567it was BONESTORM you MONG
its raining!! woooh yeah!!
>>85260567marge be not proud>>85260564camp krusty
>>85260599still feels a bit clammy, mind.but we'll get that window open soon, and omd rainy lushness.
For me? It's the episode where Bart and Ralph become besties. Bart really struggled with his morals in that one, eh? Bet nu-Simpsons doesn't have those dilemmas.
For me, its the monorail episode
Went out earlier and it pissed down. Didn't care desu.
>>85260631Honestly any episode from season two through season eight/nine is a banger. Mad how The Simpsons is still on air. Past few seasons have actually been a bit better. The dark days started when they shoehorned celebrities into every episode. Not creatively like they did with John Waters and Michael Jackson.
>>85260616>Hey, come on! I thought we were friends.>Yeah, well, I hope the irony's not lost on you, Simpson.based Nelson knew the score x
>>85260677Nelson had his moments. Always enjoyed the episode where he went out with Liser. The episode where he becomes obsessed with Bart too but that's a later season I think.
I didn't really like the new Spiderman kinomoviefilm all that much desu desu wa. By Marvel standards it was fine but I think I'm just bored of it now. Oh well. Sadness has suddenly come back to me but we have to remember that night time causes this and sleep will fix it. Simple as.
>>85260668I might need you rewatch those seasons then. Haven't watched it properly since i was a kid.
>>85260694I liked the other Tom Holland films but Tobey is still my favourite. I'm way behind on the MCU but apparently a lot of the newer films are a mess continuity wise anyway? You reckon Doomsday will bring it all together? I liked Eternals.
>>85260726Tbh I haven't watched probably even most of the Marvel stuff since Iron Man. Only some. So idk. It's just tired at this point I think.
>>85260665I like the rain. Makes me nostalgic
>>85260734The first 20 or so films all went together nicely and it was a very satisfying payoff. After Thanos was dealt with it just lost all its spark. It was great when all the films felt connected like the comics but now it's just a clusterfuck.
>>85260694some people see the Spider-Man ones as their own thing but they're still linked in to all the multiverse shite.quite enjoy those Spider-Verse 3D cartoon ones, i was happy to be wrong there. maybe they buggered it up by doing it all backwards, i want street-level Spider-Man vs The Rhino. no need for nano-suits and time travel and all that.
Gaped OAP arse
was pure laffin at that Loki. only saw series 1 but it starts with a guy who was told he COULDN'T be resurrected being resurrected again, then he basically watches all the films so he can became the same character he was at the end of them.but then yeah it ends with a set-up for a new big baddie, mite b cool, then the actor was accused of sex crimes so there goes that plan. he was in Ant-Man 3 or something? now he's just gone?best part of the whole clusterfuck was probably the original Daredevil series. Spider-Noir came close to that (like, VERY similar at times)
>>85260800Gaped naturally I'd imagine. Most OAPs are incontinent and have prolapsed arses.
>>85260804Spider Noir isn't even MCU I don't think. Yeah, Kang was supposed to be the big bad of the second saga which could have been cool but then they pivoted hard whenever that actor got done for beating his GF or whatever. Now we have Robert Downey Jr. as Doom and the Fox X-Men universe is being folded into the MCU. They should just do a reboot like the comics do every few years.
where is my Booster Gold series.
Night watch ain't what it used to be
It Wednesday waraoke x
Fancy a curry tbqhwy
pop in the fridgefriends in my threadgood choons on tapthis is what life is all about x
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1785624189687445.webmProper kino this
You lads ever wish /r9k/ was a blue board?
>>85261023It'd be shit. Look at how ban happy the mods on /int/ are.
Securityanon still post here?
>>85261023No because then I'd get banned for posting gaped arseholes wouldn't I
>>85261120Hadn't considered this. I take it back
I only post with dubs
Cocks out for shippy
Might get in on a midnight Bumsesh Welperstyle xMe Grindr popping off oh AYE.
Crossy out for shopping
Irrigating Welpers Bottom
SPOOK STREETWOO WOO
Nu breadingshires semi-soonishThe wapuberg doth reckonX
not rite how Nolan treated the CIA actor (and all his actors)IMO that's when the fun STOPS.
just watched a moth and a wasp on the other side of my window crawl towards each other, but then the wasp swerved at the last moment.moth kept going and almost stepped right into a spider web in the corner, but then IT veered off. luckiest moth alive, i reckon.proper exciting evening in the boxroom night, lads.
Sparkinghamshire
Jeffrey Dahmer was a nonce.
You're playing shit cos you've got no fans and you're a load of wankers. If you want some I'll give it ya. You wanna deal with me?
Saint fucking Eunuch
>>85261576The Wealdstone raider! LOL
bedtime nowgood night friends
Scrumptious boy pussy
Haha bumsAmirite lads
Lighting the fireKeeping warm by itManning the watchHours to goBefore i sleep
Hey aren't you the fat guy from Superbad?
Hey aren't you the fat guy from Banbury?
Anal prolapse with sean
Hey aren't you the fat guy from Sunderland?
GOTTTTTAA TAAAKEE A LITTLE TIIIIMMMMEEA LITTTLLLEE TIME TO THINK THINGHSSS OVERRRR
New bread anyone?
Nice morning for a bit of anal fun with Sean
New bread for a crisp sammich:>>85263395>>85263395>>85263395
