Monster Munch edish
I was gonna do a milky bar choo edition. Monster munch is good too
So I used to live in a rural village. I am known because I am the tame nerd who fixes computer problems for cash and the adults know my mumberg from years ago. I am a safe but unthreatening pair of hands. I moved away for work and have returned after 6 years or so. Most of the same people live in the village and they still know me.The young adults now were in their teens when I last saw them. Two in particular have blossomed. Their (single) mum was known as a bit of party girl, average build with cracking tits on her. Both her girls have her figure and even better tits on them. Both work at the pub. Both active on socials with revealing pics.Dirty. Great. Tits.
Oh I like monster stuff bro ah
petrol then an outdoor wank in the woods where the doggers frequent methinkscorrr and/or phwoarrr x
Me? Open source project contributor. It lush.
>>85263461Sean used to edit wikipedia pages
Me? On that all inclusive holiday looking at fit birds' arses from behind me sunnies. And yes it is LUSH.
>>85263578>On that all inclusive holidayProof?
York is absolutely crawling with prime jailbait clunge. Non-homos should take a look.
Can't stop watching this mehttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1785624189687445.webmX
Just saw a family of Jews at Tesco. Think I might be anti semitic. They stank and were slovenly.
These are the woods in which I shall be masturbating.
Woohoo, it's only*CBA to look at the calendar*today, oh yeah I love today, muh favourite day.Maybe today is the day, to test the chair's boogie stats?Still a bit early, and got tummy ache, and a hosp appointment later, but fugg it.Let's fucken gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9krXZ56FYeo
Wanksesh commencing 10:05am.
Just banged me hand on me deskXckin ell it hurts
VPN on. Gonna watch wife sharing gangbangs.
Anal prolapse with seany
porn and alcohol are blights on modern britian. No im not muslim
Bude Budey about?
>>85263866variety is the spice of life, repertistion is an autism red flag
>>85263878Bad for us, but for (((them)))? WINNING.I can't believe people don't see this is all done on purpose. Slovenly perverts just consooming, sat doomscrolling looking for their next dopamine fix.
>>85263900one part of 1984 that nobody talks about is how the government uses alcohol to subdue the proles and i think this is true to some degree in real life. massive effort was used to stamp out smoking because of the helth affects but theres nothing like that for alcohol even though is just as damaging
>>85263927Same could be said with the mass produced slop that is devoid of nutrition. Cancers on the rise, plastic used for everything due to cheapness, another thing connected to petroleum, the capitalists love it.We have shit pushed on us and it's allowed because PROFITS, cheap is good for companies, bad for us, but what does the government care? Why should they? They are only here to make sure the country operates a certain way. In favour of business, not humanity.
>>85263961a problem with capitalism is supply chases demand but human demands are often self-harming, if we had pure unfiltered capitalism there would be heroin vending machines, brothels on every street comer and entertainment would be the worst vices of sex an voilence
>>85263977nah, got any new ideas?
>>85263977Narh lad have you got anything funny or interesting to talk about?
Love a nicely gaped arse me
Why is everyone here so retarded? People on Britfeel have the humour of a primary school child. Just bums, willies, arseholes and sex just repeated as nauseum and it never seems to bore anyone. Do britfeelers have actual learning disabilities?
>>85263985I disagree with the heroin vending machines, as it would ruin the workforce, maybe if we reach the UBI age, as then they can be laced with fentanyl and get rid of a big chunk of the useless population.
>>85264004is a very small minority of low iq autistic people(or person)
I feel like Fargo season 3 is very underrated. I would even say it's the best season they've done.
Anybody else think these anons that complain are just the ones pushing the spam? Comes straight in with ad hominem attack, clearly hasn't read the thread, some would say clearly isn't part of the thread.
>>85264019>Anybody else think these anons that complain are just the ones pushing the spam?no
>>85264019>these anons that complain are just the ones pushing the spamYes
Not the widest I have seen but it will do
>>85264019>Anybody else think these anons that complain are just the ones pushing the spam?Not sure.
>>85264026Why not look at women's gaping buttholes instead of men's?
>>85264033Personal preference
>>85264047Actually looks like the long neck cunt LMAO
>>85264047Are you retarded or autistic both? You post like someone with quite strong learning disabilities. Just a bunch of saved pics of mens arseholes to post anonymously repeatedly again and again, and this amuses you.Were you in low sets in school?
Anybody else think these anons that suggest that the spammers the ones pushing the spam? And they are playing both sides?Comes straight in with ad hominem attack, clearly hasn't read the thread, some would say clearly isn't part of the thread.
>>85264019>Comes straight in with ad hominem attackWhat was the ad hominem attack?
Britfeel is the set 8 or special needs class of 4chan tbqh.
>>85264066ad homim is when you attack the person making the argument and not the argument, it doesnt apply here because there is no argument being made, someone just saw someone acting autistic and pointed it out
>>85264047Is that little lad?
>>85264066>Why is everyone here so retarded?>>85264069We are on the special needs board, desu. Every board on the site has something against us, and on that board we (/britfeel/) are seen as lessers.>>85264075He started his argument with an ad hominem attack.
It the snowbunny generation my lids x
Gaped arsehole observation deck
>>85264047Holy shit! Marmalade man? CORRRRRR!
I wonder how much of this is actual racial bigotry and how much is people under considerable stress getting frustrated because the medical professional in front of them cannot communicate effectively in English and/or is obviously incompetent.
>>85264084>He started his argument with an ad hominem attackimpossible ad hominem is a distraction from the main argument how can you start off with a distraction when no other argument exisit. the autistic behaviour was the observation that the argument is made around
Changing fiscal rules is just marking your own homework. It's still more borrowing and more debt that will achieve near zero growth.
We're posting in an incel thread and you're turning your noses up at bum holes? This might be the wrong thread for you.
>>85264084> We are on the special needs board, desu. Every board on the site has something against us, and on that board we (/britfeel/) are seen as lessers.Because you behave in ways that make you lesser. You just keep posting low IQ repetitive filth with no creativity or insight. It is a product of laziness and terrible parenting. You should aspire to do things well and to better yourself. Try to say and do something interesting or insightful to find something out. Think about something. The posts you make suggest there is nothing going on up in your head but your ability to write decently suggests there could be if you actually try. It seems like wasted potential due to laziness and shit culture. Yes, in most places if you act like a primary school kid then people will not respect you and justifiably look down on you.
>>85264095A lot of foreign hospital staff have weak English/education generally and get their kids and relatives to write assignments for them.
>Temperatures to drop briefly ahead of potential new UK heatwaveWe are so back summerbros
Extremely gaped arseholes
>>85264095My local dentist, of which I've been a part of for years, was taken over by Indians. Literally all the staff are now Indian, including reception. Okay that's fine, whatever. HOWEVER... they were speaking punjabi or whatever the fuck constantly during my checkup and when the dentist was explaining stuff her English was so bad I didn't know what the fuck was happening. Haven't been back since and there are no other NHS dentists anymore. IT'S FUCKED!
>>85264109You can indeed start an argument with an ad hominem attack, and immediately try to shut the person down. Maybe he doesn't have an argument that is based in facts so tried to stop any counter by making us feel bad.>>85264126Me or the thread?
>>85264146Hmm, or you're just racist?
>>85264121No one should be posting this shit anywhere. Low IQ shit behaviour needs to be shamed and bullied out of existence wherever it is. Britfeel is microcosmic of a problem in England generally. It is the internet equivalent of a council estate. A underclass left to fester and reinforce horrendous attitudes towards life, work and thinking. Never trying to do better. Happy to be a retard and act the lowest possible because in that council estate nobody calls you out for it or bullies you for it. Live only for momentary pleasure. Bums. Willies. Arseholes. So funny. Keep on saying it because it is easy and nobody calls you a worthless retard who needs to grow up so you never develop and grow as a person and you stay as immature, lazy and stupid as you were when you were 9 years old.Part of the issue is English politeness. English people are actually WAAAAY more empathic and kind than other countries like France and Germany. In those places you would have been called a worthless retard by everyone continually until you change yourself. They care less about politeness and niceness outside England.
Off to beddingshires-on-sleepburyX
>>85264146Indians preferentially hire other Indians, especially from their own caste. Massive issue in America in the big tech industry.
Colleague has been off sick for five months now. I believe that she is actually suffering from something real; she was always a decent, hard-working and honest person, so I don't think she's grifting the system, but we're fucking buckling here. Sorry for whatever she has, but we're a five person team working at a 20% capacity deficit and we're really struggling. The sad truth is she isn't working here and so must be replaced. We just got the note that she will 'definitely be off all of August'.
>>85264147>An ad hominem is a logical mistake where someone attacks a person's character, motives, or traits instead of answering their actual argumentwhat actual argument wasnt being awnserd?
>>85264160well thought out post here
Too much tea and now I feel a bit sick
>>85264172>what actual argument wasnt being awnserd?You either need less, or more drugs. You're not making any sense now lad. Now you're trying to push drama, your question has been answered. You're getting caught up in the semantics and definition, like a lot of people nowadays.
>>85264160>other countries like France and Germany. In those places you would have been called a worthless retard by everyone continually until you change yourself.No you wouldn't.
>>85264192Maybe not (you) personally, lad. But if you have a hundred useless retards who don't get shamed and a hundred useless retards who do get shamed, which group do you think will, over time, have more people in it who try and change themselves for the better?
What spam I dunt see any spam.https://files.catbox.moe/4r6a41.jpg
>>85264188definitions are important, things cant be whatever you feel like. for an argument to be ad hominin there must be a diversion form a main argument to a personal attack , there was no diversion in the post we are talking about therefore it is not ad hominin
>>85264195Good point, like how it worked with fat people, and sluts.
>>85264175Prefer hairless, me
>>85264198oh hell nah i aint clicking that pozzed link
Do you regard grown women in their 20s as adults, or not? Because from my perspective there's nothing wrong with a man in his 40s/50s or older dating or marrying a woman in her 20s. There's literally not one thing wrong with it.The only thing people appeal to is MUH POWER DYNAMICS - a thoroughly Marxist interpretation of things mind you - but they always get it exactly and oppositely wrong. They claim the older guy has 'power' over the younger women, but demonstrably in every situation where some accusation of wrongdoing occurs it is the man who has his life destroyed at the word of the woman, not the other way around. How could any man possibly hold 'power' over a younger woman when she can destroy his life with a single phonecall?
>>85264195why does it have to be shaming and belittling why cant we raise people up by enthusing them and teaching them with compasstion
>>85264211you're not a libertarian peado are you?
>>85264201How it *used* to work with fat people and sluts.>>85264220It doesn't have to be as such, but people generally do respond to negative stimuli much more than positive stimuli. It should be both really, but we've totally removed any of the negative side of the spectrum and simultaneously poisoned the positive with shit like 'fat acceptance' and 'shit but good' mentality and mass entitlement.
Welper and Deano making passionate bum love
>>85264229if you make people feel like shit they'll just push back out of spite
>>85264240Some will, others will change themselves. But again, I said we should do both - shame bad behaviour and reward good behaviour.
>>85264242would this be done through an organisation like the church used to do?
>>85264249Not necessarily, the context in which the church would influence such behaviours is just as an extension of the natural social dynamic of an area and the people in it anyway. I'm not religious and this isn't religious doctrine, but yeah fat people, petty criminals, layabouts, feckless idiots etc. should be shamed by the people around them and then praised when they do good things(criminals should face justice ofc on top of this)
Universal suffrage truly is fucking mental when you think about it. At the very minimum the franchise should be limited to:>average IQ or higher>no criminal history>employed>citizen
>>85264047The gay life's taken it's toll on helpermong
This is meant to be a zinger but almost every white person you ever meet will be delighted to discuss this topic at length.
HHL is in Amsterdam and might take over x
>>85264211>grown women>as adultsYou've answered your own question
>>85264280>average IQ or higherDisenfranchise half the population there lad.
Bisto or GoldenfryIf you know you know
>>85264302Good. Why should we let the lower half of cognitive ability determine the direction of the country? No seriously, why should we?
>>85264305Tescos own brand, not stockwells, but the tesco stuff. It's decent and well priced.
Ship Shippington
>>85264309Not him but, we shouldn't, and also the people of the country don't determine the direction of the country, kek.What is democracy, other than a system where there's multiple candidates for a role, and a vote is used to determine how gets the role. Did you vote for any of the things that are happening now?
>>85264326Sure I'm not in favour of the rotten democracy we have now, but in a system where democracy is being implemented properly universal suffrage is insane.
>>85264336It is being implemented properly, we vote for a party, that party takes over government. That's it. All the rest are people's ideas of what democracy should be, but it's not, it's just a voting system. Not even a proper one as we should be able to vote that party out. But the parties don't matter, because whoever gets in are just middle management types, there's clearly some sort of agenda, and these new people can bring in some things, but, DON'T FUCK WITH THE PLAN!
Bloody prolapse
Polish films? Completed them mate.
>>85264382Yes and no. There's the mechanics of democracy which is the voting system as you say, but then there's the theory behind democracy in which the mechanics are supposed to facilitate a democratic form of governance and the elected representatives are supposed to *represent* their constituents and then a broad democratic consensus is achieved, with policy being downstream of that. We most certainly do not have anything even close to that. The wishes of the public have been consistently dismissed and often times the exact opposite policies have been enacted by the people in power. In that sense we categorically do not live in a democracy, we live in a totalitarian bureaucracy that claims legitimacy through wearing the skinsuit of, and saying the rhetoric of, a democracy and borrows its voting system.
Corrrr it day 20 of 150 of no drinking alcohol and it lush. I feel less anxious already.
Point is, I don't want my dentist rant like an Indian food stall.
>>85264004I'm convinced it's just the one poster
There is a girl asleep in a bed about 4 metres from me. She's not a family member and I'm not in a relationship with her.
>>85264435>and the elected representatives are supposed to *represent* their constituentsThank you madam deputy speaker, it has been brought to my attention that POOR BARBARA in my constituency has to suffer pigeons defecating on her windowsill 3 times this week, taking it to a total of 8 times this month alone.Is about the extent in which they represent us, but I do get your point.
I was on Bargain Hunt three years ago. My expert was Izzy and Natasha was presenting. It was lush. Made a profit but we didn't win. Five stars to whoever finds muy episode.
>>85264467HospitaI ward?
>>85264474Nope, sorry lad, try again
>>85264479Are you a salesman at a bed shop and you've got a customer that's taking the "test" a bit too far?Hotel cleaner?Thief?Hostel?Outside somebody's house?Pervert?
>>85264493I reckon he's a homeless person about to commit a very serious crime.
I'm a married man. My wife's friend is visiting because she agreed to look after our kid tomorrow because we couldn't get that day for her holiday club (school holidays are a nightmare when they're young) and she wasn't working anyway. She arrived at 8am after a night shift and is now sleeping in the bedroom that borders my wfh office.
>>85264513Go on, lid. Snap us a pic of her chebs. Bet she has a right saucy pair of milk cannons! CORRRRRR, MATRON!
>>85264470Impossible, the ones which feature these two are not available during that timeframe sadly
Gaped Male Pussy
>>85264523We call it mussy around here la
>>85264513I don't even think I would have got to that guess, desu.
>>85264519You are absolutely incorrect mongboy.
>>85264529Never said I was playing fair, I appreciate it's an odd circumstance.
Bunny.Bum fanny.
WINKY WINKY BUM BUM POO POO TITTY TITTY WINKY WINKY BUM BUM POOOOOOOO
>>85264530If I am incorrect please correct me by showing me where rather than resorting to playground insults, please.
>>85264531I don't think you were being unfair.It was a fun game.
>>85264532You wouldn't hold a candle to some of the old forced memes that used to frequent here. Embarrassing desu
>>85264542I just made 1 witty humorous post, don't be so salty, unc.
IT'S A VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHYCHOKING CHICKS AND SODOMY
>>85264548I assume you're the gaped asshole poster
Grown man. Unable to contribute to any conversation in the thread, spends all day posting childish sex drivel. Laughs at his own posts. No wife or gf.
This is somebody's mum. Grim to think about pornstars and esluts after they age out and all their content is still online.
>>85264563And you are here to read it all, conveniently at the same time they're posting, suspicious that.
Extra wide gaped male arse
>>85264574>And you are here to read it allThe killshot. They literally never have a response to this.
>>85264558I'm not. Unfortunately I can't prove I'm not, and I assume you're not going to believe me.
Can't believe it's been 21 years since SOAD released a new album. Fuck me. FUCK ME.
>>85264572got your big thinking hat on today lad?
Double wide gaped male arse
There's no way that ice cream vans actuaIly make money, right? I mean they're driving around constantly which means petrol and running onboard freezers which means more electricity which means more petrol, and the most I've ever seen going for an ice cream on my road is two people, with ice creams anywhere between 2-5 quid. The numbers just aren't adding up to me.
>>85264592Gotta raise the standard lad
Anybody fancy a game of chess?
Triple extra wide gaped male arse
>>85264602Years ago when people didn't have freezers in their house it made more sense. I imagine it's profitable if you have a lucrative spot in a park on a hot day or something.
Crafty around? I am not infected.
>>85264612Yep I am. Woohoo, you survived, what did you think to the game?
Octopath Traveler 0 is a nice little RPG that I got for my PS4. I'm looking forward to playing it after my slave shift. >Octopath Traveler 0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBzEhPDvYlY
Anyone else enjoy sucking farts out of a FEMALE arsehole? Even better when it smells and tastes like BBQ Pringles.
Deano sticking his shaft in Welpers Bottom
I looked into it and you can actually claim and receive PIP if you're a foreigner living in a foreign country. You have to amend your claim with the 'Exportability' team.
>>85264640Kobayashi is such a great show. Literally all the characters are fantastic. Fafnir is my boy.
>>85264642Aye, my wife's arsehole is one of my absolute favourite things about her.
>>85264652Why can a spanish citizen claim uk bennies in the first place? idc if they live here, it's not fucking on actually.
The metaphysical role of Racism in a lot of modern people's mental model of the world is functionally indistinguishable from the role played by demons in the popular medieval imagination. A malevolent, invisible, ever-present force motivating whole categories of behaviour.
Male or Female, gaped arse is lush you can't deny it
>>85264656>Literally all the characters are fantastic.You're not wrong, mate. I love how Quetzalcoatl teases Shouta. TFW you will never have a slutty dragon tease you. Why even live.
>>85264633I don't mind it, it's good. I've met a few decent lads on it as well which made it more enjoyable. I've been more on palworld at the minute though to be honest.
>>85264752Sweet, there's loads of different servers, a mate told me about one where loads of zombies continuously spawn and you get weapons and unlimited ammo and just go wild. Want to have a look at that. Also wouldn't mind trying to find out about this cobblemon, that sounds cool.
Welpers bottom entering Bummerington
good morning friendsre: council estate metaphor, i think it's a symptom of modern times that you're 'supposed' to be 'aspirational'. ultimately that means one is to escape their lot, and essentially become middle-class. no car? no properties? why, you have FAILED, haven't you? forget all your peers you're leaving behind: a Trve Brit ought to attain a white picket fence, wotwot!the obvious flaw is you're endlessly chasing rainbows because then you'll just want TWO properties, then a portfolio. there'll always be these stories you tell yourself and others like 'worked myself up, didn't i?' (or 'my dad did.') and then it's all well and good that you're sending YOUR kids to public school, or you had that surgery from a private clinic (well...you've earned it, haven't you?)my point is less about envy/jealousy (and it is there dgmw) but more like this weird tendency towards individualism over collectivism. and as psychopathic and selfish as that is, it hits a point where it becomes self-harming. you will always, always depend on those people who you're escaping from.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Day_Outi remember our English teacher stuck this video on one day she didn't feel like teaching. just some social realist moral tale about the thicko 'problem' kids on a school trip. and the well-meaning strict teacher is like 'grr why will these children not BE BETTER?!?!' and the nice caring teacher goes 'look fella, it's fine: these kids are just like this, and Britain will always need its factories.'that'd be an insane message nowadays. it's all about teaching kids they're super special animu characters. that RedLetterMedia review of Willy Wonka was crazy: i guess to Americans, Charlie Bucket's mam is a horrible woman with the worst song in the film (wrong.)
>>85263885Hola. What do you need today, young fella-me-lad?
Is there any proof that HHL actually is in Amsterdam rn?
>>85264921How many single mums have you seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBv4Ne67QcMK I N Owhy are flicks so scared of having songs nowadays? Jared Leto Skeletor needed a song.
Haven't watched a film since before covid
>>85264747Well yeah Quetzalcoatl is best dragon for sexo, with Kanna as best dragon for cute imo.
dragons are not for sex
me? want to have sex with a female
>>85264971Not all, Quetzalcoatl absolutely is, she practically begs for it as much herself. Kanna and Ilulu? No.
my friend (autistic) says i remind her of this thingnever really understood what she means by this
me? want to have sex with a gaped male arse
Youtube said they're nuking 120,000 AI clipping channels, but goddamn the site is still flooded with them. They're not even trying to look like they're putting in effort now, just saw one where the character the clip is about has his name spelled incorrectly in the title. Bro just rangeban India permanently from the net.
>>85265029it's not what they say, friendhot dogs n hallways innit
I want to ____ the sexy black cyberwoman.
>>85265034just delete YOUTUBE from the net. so many strange decisions, but they were just feature changes: bye bye video replies, bye bye annotations.for me i can't get over the insanity of adverts and even in-video adverts (that feels like the sort of thing a content hosting site would have rules AGAINST)AI is just another form of content really, i don't see it as YouTube's responsibility to decide it's not allowed. i mean they can (it's their service), but it's like saying 'we will allow hip-hop music but not reggae music, since that's not our thing' (Vimeo got pilloried for banning anything vidya-related)when the hell did 'too big to fail' become real? just abandon YouTube. i can host videos on my personal website and so can you x
Knife terror attack in london
>>85265106it part and parcel de lid
Shanking Welpers Bottom
>>85265060'write a better episode featuring'? luv Torchwood, me. but that one was very daft. 'Countrycide' = best episode. imagine they did more stories like that, cor.
>In the year ending March 2025, there were around 53,000 offences involving a sharp instrument in England and Wales. it's like you people only care about things when they're in the news.someone will get stabbed in YOUR AREA this VERY WEEK(not a threat just facts don't report me pls)
>>85265151>Japan recorded a total of 3,896 criminal cases involving knives in 2023.I'm sure in the past two years they've seen an increase of 49,104 knife crimes, probably, just like us.
>another heat wave next weekhow is this possible
>>85265187https://www.gov.uk/government/news/knife-crime-homicides-fall-to-30-year-lowwe just need to- censor computer games again- restrict lyrics in certain music genres- give autistic males top-rate PIP
>>85265195warm weather?In august?What we generally call the "summer time"?That is unheard of lad
BumBummerlad
Just watched an early Hitchcock. Young and Innocent. There is A LOT of blackface. Kek, won't find it on streaming I imagine.
>>85265234I hate mongs like you so much
Corrrrrr! Gor 170 quid for my old phone on Envirofone.
Bumley-pon-Ponce, Herts. SG11 8PE
>>85265278got 171 for mine
>>85265234you and i will be having words in December, when there's not a single particle of snow.
>OpenAI announces that "non-Sofic groups exist"I looked up what a Sofic group is on wikipedia and got this:>In mathematics, a sofic group is a group whose Cayley graph is an initially subamenable graph, or equivalently a subgroup of an ultraproduct of finite-rank symmetric groups such that every two elements of the group have distance 1.That didn't help at all.
Welpers lush botty
i just saved 200 quid on my car insurance with meatspin.com!
We call them heat waves when it gets a bit hot for a few days, but we don't call them cold waves when it gets a bit cold for a few days. That's just the weather innit?
>>85265291https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Pagetry this one lad
My stomach hurts, losing weight, BPD on overdrive. I am one minor inconvenience away from tying a rope to a tree
Can you feel the whole trans thing shifting? Feels like the whole trans phenomenon is going down.
Shippy transitioning
>>85265308i think more young men have accepted they get their batty boisterously buggered by bantus without trooning out first
>>85265308Transitions on the NHS are fucking higher than ever. Issue is that Elon Musk bought Twitter and Twitter used to have insane influence over a class of people back in the 2010s and it no longer does so it feels the culture has changed when it has not really that much >woke is dead Woke lost its fangs but it is still very much there.
>>85265308It was a psyop from the beginning, it exploded in popularity as it got shoved to the front of social media and the incidence of people identifying as trans has dropped off a cliff since X got bought by Musk and he purposefully shadowbanned all the groomer accounts. There are still a mix of useful idiots and true believer ideologues who push it and insist it's a real thing, but it's over now for the most part. The annoying thing is we have to live through the institutional inertia that was built up around it for the foreseeable future. Plus the stragglers who refuse to detransition because they're all in.It really was/is such a fucking sick thing to push this on children. Majorly fucked up so many for no reason.
>>85265335Still pretty high. Higher than ever in 2025.
>>85264192This guy always confidently makes claims about other countries he actually knows nothing about. This is the same retard who gave Singapore as an example of a modern day nightwatchman state.
>>85265333>Transitions on the NHS are fucking higher than ever. bit mad seeing that old Tavistock website in the 90s, it said something like>we have supported over 50 cases now.i know the argument is that we're 'more aware' so of course the numbers are higher (and yeah, fine) but you can have it both ways. even if there are 100% legit trve O.G. transsexuals (which i can accept, and then this sucks for them tbhaiche.)
>>85265269ok lad, heatwaves, have a good cry about itNow what? fuck all anyone can actually do about it so why not enjoy it?El nino has fucked everything this year
https://youtu.be/8ClKsoobQxw
Is Moni still trans at all?
>>85265401yeah. she's about to lose her job for writing an angry email and browsing Reddit at work.probably just a transphobic excuse on their end.
some days transphobicother days pakiphobic
>literal sex offenders can get well paid office jobs and become landlords but if you're a little socially awkward you'll be gatekept by HR and spend your life in some grim windowless warehouse or on bennies
>>85265418Pakistanis are just more driven and productive than native lads, we need them for the economy
Pegging Welpers Bottom
Poley pretended to like Metallica so he could molest his co-worker. Fucking FREAK. POO POACHER.
>>85265401He hasn't been for over 5 years now
it's little known lore but shippy is actually FTM
it's little known lore but HHL is actually FTM
>>85265491Corrrrr this is a Spacker F.C. I could support.
>>85265481he looks ugly af as a female too
>I am the birds in the sky x >I am the fish in the sea x >Even my name literally translates to a "gift from God". I'm not claiming to be next Jesus but I was definitely placed on this planet to help humanity.
Making love to a transitioned welper
Do you reckon we are gonna get a multi-part podcast series on this and journalists turning up at her house??
>>85265564maybe a poocast LOL
ebin would have been the perfect candidate for transitioning
Wait... you're telling me it's DVDLass?
>>85265589beautiful hourglassy figure
Guiding a Bantu cock into Welpers Bottom
>>85265564any BMAlads on /britfeel/ who can sh*re the full text?https://www.bmj.com/content/394/bmj-2026-100488.fullsounds like some solid investigative journalism, this. 'lobbying' should not exist in British wolitics (especially the NHS/medicine).
>>85265589he has nice skin, he should lose some weight!
well that was not on my bingo card for 2026!
>on my bingo cardi'll take a rain check on that milquetoast Wendy's, to go.
>>85265602The spamming dolly obsessed mong? Aye it is
>>85265674>milquetoast WendyFOY
>>85265679You've never proved this, lid. Frankly it offends me everytime you accuse me. My little heart can only take so much.
>>85265709you just watch your stories and pay him no mind x
>>85265722Thanks lad. Might have to claim higher rate on me pip for the distress the accusation caused.
emotional support kinos
Pumping Welper full of estrogen on the sly turning him into a submissive twink
pushed to streaming all his life.not right. x
dollies offer emotional support
Salted lentil chips.
>>85265857AURA coming from Shipster whilst we were all probably in our box rooms he was fighting for what's right. Heil fucking SHIPPY x
Welpers bantufied rear end
>>85265881Did you see the video? He walks around like an excited sperg
>>85265894Heil Shipster x
being alive is such a meme
>>85265881He's a certified STUD tbqhwy
>>85265909>Knock knockWho's there?>DeathWoohoo>ah, don't want to sound racist here, but you do not sound like Mr HussainNo you want next door>Sweet cheers, see you in 40 years
>>85265415some days pakitrannyphobic
>>85265881Is this really shippy? How do we know it's him
if Northumbria Police think they can stop me t*rrenting kinos, they'd better think again.
>>85265789He's already a twink x
Imagine Moni tying up Welper and then breeding him while typing an angry email about a different coloured coworker
might watch Duckman.
Woke up at 4pm. Only 8 hours to go til i get to go to sleep again. Can't wait lads
>>85266067hate waking up, always feel like pure shit
>>85266067That's a cute cat bet it has a cheeky butthole too.
>>85266095settle down varley
>>85266116Cats are anal slags they're always showing off their assholes.
>>85266095Obsessed with buttholes you lads
Nothing wrong with a bum hole it's natural x
>>85264949Today: none. One mid-level yesterday when I was out getting a cafe breakfast. Leggings, low self esteem, a bit shy. Good for some rough and tumble.
wonder what happened to that lad into bad mums
Finding welper abandoned outside popworld with a vk shoved down his neck and a used johnny hanging out his batty
>>85265998kek i always enjoyed this image
>>85266229Are you welper
im a seoul man
mad how the years of neetdom have utterly vegetated helpers brain
>>85266254Years of bag and alcohol abuse plus being exposed to all the grotesque porn on here turned him into the Sunderland Batty Man. It was a perfect storm that destroyed his psyche. He's going through 400 Ahmeds and Ngubus a week and his arsehole is as wide as a dustbin lid. In tears.
I don't see a problem with this. At all.
>>85266254he's just destroying his ego shell and gradually realising that he is the messiah.
>>85266277Corrrrrrr! Bet they will have wonderful little babies!
*puts feathers on your dinosaurs*
>>85266296Puts dinosaurs on your face
if you had one of those portal generators would you use to suck your own cock?
Whenever I'm dragged along to church and people give testimonies I'm always amazed at just how absurd and badly reasoned all their thinking is. It's literally shite like:>I was looking for a babysitter, then god made me find one on Facebook and we're sorted!>I was on the train, then god made the guard tell me that I was in the wrong carriage to go to my stop!>Our boiler broke, but god provided for us by letting our insurance agree to cover it!Like... really?
>>85266243Not me, I'm straight.
been wanking a lot latelyfeel draineddrain gang
>>85266308I would use it to gape my own arse
>>85266308I dream about being able to suck my own cock at least twice a week
GEEENNNNNDEEEERRRRR WAAAARRRRRRATTTTTTAAAACCCKKKKK
>>85266315doubt you're big enough desu
Garn Deano fuck it. Get me double stuffed oh aye x
Honestly I probably wouldn't because I'm not a homosexual faggot that likes sucking cock
>>85266341Its not gay to suck your own cock
>>85266341GO ON LAD, JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE TASTE. IT WONT BITE
>>85266309My nans mate is like this. Prayed to god for new shoes then found some in a charity shop.
Suck cock? Nah, I'm not a fucking faggot, but that's just me
Check em ladss
>>85266340Go airtight
>>85266361FUCKING LOSER LMAO ORIGINALLY(LOL)
Prolapsed male arse
>>85266358How is it gay? There isn't another bloke involved. It's literally the same as wanking.
do you reckon you could fit a whole buzzballz up your arse?
>>85266392Small one? Probably if I really needed. The big one? Nah, that's specialist.
>>85266308But how would i know which one i was
>>85266391It's a gay act, wanking is something that straight men can do by themselves, sucking cock is inherently gay because it requires another man involved... unless you have a portal gun, but that's just a workaround to complete the gay act.
Shipster ordering a couple brasses
Nothing wrong with a bumjob.Anyway, leading the Pride Parade through Feel Street. Let's go, Queens!
>>85266392Welper could I bet he's got one up there right now
lad i know claimed his uncle owns an imported wong kong stunt helper, we or course called chinny reckon given how rare they are as many died performing high octane boner inducing stunts. we got to his house and the apu emerges from a caravan, hops on his bike and clears a britfeel zafira with ease. banner day for apu fanciers
>>85266493My Apu was part of the Wackie Whan stunt team. You can see him take a bat to the back of the head in Wumble in the Wronx. He had to retire after that blow.
>>85266493Wong Kong Stunt Helpers are practically unheard of outside of specialised Apu Fancying circles. Can't believe you managed to see one for yourself. I've seen the videos of them riding a toddler's plastic tricycle down a ramp, over the isle of Anglesy, powered only by a shaken-up two-litre bottle of diet coke and one that swam the entire length of The Strid without taking a breath.
Welper Queen x
American here. Britfags, tell me if these "crisps" are worth getting.
>>85266507i've heard they used proper bats and none of the padded fake ones did the wee lad suffer brain wamage
>>85266546>American here. Britfags, tell me if these "crisps" are worth getting.FOY
>>85266546Pretty good. They're a dense corn puff texture.
>>85266546You wouldn't get it unless you grew up on a council estate
>>85266559Foy?What is Foy?
>>85266597>What is Foy?lurk moar yanknewfriend
Cumming in helper is on my bucket list
>>85266607I'm British ladNot been around these parts in 10 or so years
>>85266340Get down to THAT wokkle bank mate x
>>85266618>Not been around these parts in 10 or so yearsgo ahead and warm the towel first then!
Humancentipede but it's Moni, Shippy, and Welper. Halal only.
britfeel is gay now
>>85266618remember the occasional raid from >>>/lgbt/ ?Now they do it all day every day.
another days waging done x
It Wednesday Waraoke!Friday night and me pants are lowLooking out for a man to blowMm, where they have the right BantusGetting in the swingYou come to look for a kingAnybody could be that guyBatty's lubed and my willy highWith a bit of bumseshing, everything is fineYou're in the mood to get lancedAnd when you get the chanceYou are the Helper QueenCraving skeet, gaped by seventeenHelper QueenArse has turned into gelatine, oh, yeahYou can FUAAARKKK, you can jiveBummed to an inch of your lifeOoh, see that lid, watch that sceneGaping the Welper Queen
>>85266696The link, lid, you forgot the link!
>>85266546When I'm walking through the crisp isle and I see them my heat rate increases.Beef are the best ones.
>>85266698https://youtu.be/xFrGuyw1V8sSorry de lid. Slipped my mind!
>>85266546For me? Its transform-A-snack every time
>>85266597Been on 4chan since 2011 and I still don't know what FOY means, too afraid to ask tb h.
>>85266704does it make your batty wink?
>>85266696>>85266707All good lid you keep it up oh aye x
>>85266722Boring gimmick desu
Nothing wrong with a batty, arse, gape, they're all lush and could be on tap for you
BantuBoyz
>>85266559OI OI OI OI OI OI
>>85266738didn't really ask desu
nooo Duckman you had an attractive gf she still loves you just answer the phone Duckman noooooo
>>85266717could only make one car cause the crisp pieces were always broken.transform-a-hack more like.
starting to get a bit blustery.
>>85266748Seethe harder lowercase mong.
i hope this sheds some light on the matter
>literally mad at words on a screen
>>85266788it is now as clear as crystal thanks friend
Winking batty creases
>No youlol
have you ever had those mates who need to win at board games? but it goes beyond being competitive or wanting to win (fair enough) it's like if they DON'T win there's some way they must have, actually, somehow? (someone else cheated, we misunderstood the rules, the rules are wrong.)
love a big BRAP that slaps against your arse cheeks and then has to up through your crack because of how your sittingbatty gapers will never know this
>>85266817>me with monopolystill won tho
the gimmick is evolving.
Me? Like to look at gapes but would never gape myself.
Tom Zanetti boning Welper on the bang bus
Purple ACKi feeling up St Micheals arms in heaven
brown moni feeling up shippys willy in hell
Ship Shippy and Welp Welper and Mon Moni having a Three Threesome
you're views are borne of ignorance and malice whereas mine are forged from love and science.
hard farts, soft romance
mum asked me to water the plants while shes awayfew days in and theyre wilting and becoming yellowy browntried giving them loads more water but nothing changingits overim a stupid evlil pathetic freak
Cum together, right now, all over me xhttps://youtu.be/ubR9cXWkXv8
I quickly doodled a nuclear explosion without looking at a reference. This is what a nuke looks like in my brain. I could put more time and effort into it because i see a nuke going off and burning a whole city very vividly in my head, it's so clear to me. I think if I put a lot of effort into it I could make a really good splosion drawing. desu a nuke splosion is easy to draw so I have to invest time and energy to make it look good
looking at references, I can see mine has a lot of room for improvement. I will try to post again in roughly 2 weeks.
why does nuclear splosion look like broccoli? is that symmetry in nature or summin? or even a mushroom. many parallels.
>>85266947i'd identify that as a mushroom cloud, yeah.good job, drawfriend.
have you ever held a willy that wasn't your own?
>>85266975boyfriends' i guess. but not in some weird way like "help me pee", just sex stuff.
So I finally did all my bennies application online and now it's asking for a passport and driving licence I kid you not. There's a few other things too but I don't have a mobile phone contract. You need two things so I am fucked off. I don't have any of this shit. Meanwhile some rapist with no documents on a dinghy gets bennies right away.
boy, lets not talk too much, grab on my waist and put that body on me
That Scottish woman by an immigrant in Greece was helping a refugee charity. They never learn there are dangerous men out there from cultures that do not care about the rights and safety of women. So avoidable. So sad.
>>85266946I'll oblige, when and were little lid
>>85266985You frotted with him lad?
>>85266719Fuck Off Yank?
Our country is such a grim shithole now. They must just be coming here to rape women and claim bennies. I don't see the appeal of this country. Europe is surely better for them.
>>85267024You want it as much as i do lad. And its not wrong to want IT
>>85267062do you ever switch off, lad?
miss being in love.well i do, don't i?
>>85267062ksi's dad that
You think I'm gonna work when women get the best and easiest jobs going? Fuck I'm not being a slave doing the bottom of the barrel jobs like packing boxes just to improve women's lives.
Welpers bottom entering sparkingtonshire
Thats not cryptic thats shiiit
https://youtu.be/orbdd83MijM
Miss sparkfrog. would let him spark me out just to see him return.
>>85267117disturbingly squiggly veins, these.
>>85267117Play a record mate
Ship
dead tree branchesand theyre hanging down
This Greggs lass is better than Ruth. Perfect rose to me.
i reckon this woman who stabbed them lads in london is a femcel
>>85267126triple t had him whacked
>>85267180qrd la
Big Shippy
Bantuborough
>>85266913thinking about the farmer down my way who puts his dogs down with a shotgun, was telling me he has to pick their teeth out of the ground
Hope we get some more classic ruthmong posts. I love those.
three little birds sat on my windowand they told me i dont need to worry
Love a petite gaped arsehole
>>85267286they are complete unable to comprehend human torment
R sat on my bellend
>>85267288>Love a petite gaped arseholecool it, varley
>>85267295Which R?
>>85267294fuuuck you might be rightworrying now
>>85267310uth
Started to notice a pain in my left lower abdomen while walking, would be lovely if I have a fatal illness
The G stands for Gary
>>85267334Me? Becky.
i want you to be happier
No, it stands for Gaped
>>85267345just constipation desu
>>85267368Don't ruin my hope. The blood test results I got back that suggested I am in good health were bad enough.
>>85267200some lassie stabbed four good honest lads in london earlier and they are claiming its a "mental health incident"
>>85267378same thing happens to me lad then i do a big dump and its fine again
Sick of everything being AI slop now.20206 cretins.
>>85267389females have lost their marbles
Welper pulling down his kegs and presenting his boy pussy
Came across a lot of shower and changing rooms of women. Can you believe the ones with their boyfriends get a bit of doggy style sex in after coming back from the swimming pool all wet? It really does make you realise you have missed out on all this kinky fun couples in their 20s get up to.
put some water out for the hedgehog, lads are having a hard time. bless em
>>85267428 Youve built this whole story up havent you Turns out little monkey fella
>>85267434My mum was using the hose pipe for an hour earlier. Ridiculous isn't it? Least you're helping an endangered animal. Her defence is the single mothers with eight kids are using a lot more.
>>85267428sex is disgustingfrankly
squoze
Ship Shippy the Shipster of Shippingtonshire
Kissing a foid on the mucky bits
>>85267428Suicide inducing really. Even if you got a girlfriend now she's had 20 years of kinky weird normie sex antics with some Deano with a larger penis.
>>85267453dob her in, she won't learn if you don't
>>85267452No it doesn't happen in all videos. People have sex in public places more often than you think. >>85267458It's not with an attractive partner.>>85267495Yeah and most will be over all that now as they are more mature.
I remember being in hotel in Berlin and hearing a forren couple shagging in the next room and I got a bit hard
>>85267519Never heard any one had sex to be honest. I remember being in London once and a couple sneaked into the men's toilets in Trafalgar Square. As I was coming up the steps they were giggling on their way in.
talk to me nicetalk to me nice
>>85267389Would never hear the end of it if a mentally ill incel man stabbed four women
Just checked and that hotel is closed now, no wonder because it actually was a bit of a dump.
lads... get grok to reply you as a milf mummydom and have the post read in the 'Eve' voice...buckets is all i can say
>>85267468Squirm
ShipE
me? leaving a monster energy out for the hedgeheg
Imagine going swimming with a girl then shagging her chlorinated wet pussy after in the changing room knowing there's people all around.
Smelly frauditors
Imagine gaping seans bussy
>>85267687Lots of security mongs can be heard talking on them on night walks. Any member of the public is free to use this spectrum too. The police one is encrypted.
Nightrideberg cumming up soon, is itX
>>85267740I've got one of those Baofengs but I've had it for like 10 years, I used to use it to listen to the local repeaters but signal isn't great now I've moved nearer to the town centre. I also have a few shortwave radios, one had the airband on for the airports and I used to pick up the ATC at a local airport that shut down a few years ago.
If you ask me, hating on auditors through facebook by "exposing" them is more cringe than auditing itself. I guess they are necessary though in helping find the wronguns.
Gonna get a gaming PC I reckon. Know they're overpriced these days but I need something to do. We all need copes.
>>85267819Please consider building your own lad you will save money and it's a good experience
>>85267827I don't have a steady hand anyway but trying to piece together delicate and expensive items is not going to go well with my anxiety
>>85267844Fair enough, at some point though you will need to take it apart for a proper clean anyway.
>>85267819desu they're not really overpriced anymore, this is the new normal now. prices won't be dropping.
What Polish film we watching tonight de lids?
Perpetual gaming PC
Oo er missus
>>85267915shame shes a kike
>>85267898always been a Three Colours: White lad myself
No point being alive if you haven't been having wild daily sex since you were 13 like Deano has been.
A great shame indeed
>>85267936May I recommend Pharaoh (1966)? CORRRRRRR!
>>85267940This was in the episode as well.
>>85267972She's a dirty ZIONIST!
Peering inside the black hole of Wunderland, also known as Welpers Bottom
Ruth likes it big
The police tried to do me in for auditing a few times. They will pull the old harassment and stalking card, being in an enclosed premises, going equipped for robbery etc. This is just so they can keep a log of you.
>>85267989I did a photoslop.
>>85268012grok would have done it better
>>85268020You're a purveyor of slop, also the apu AI spammer, and I'm guessing the bantu spammer.No need to reply, I wouldn't believe you.
>>85267915Can't stand her. Has a snobby aura about her, like she thinks she's better than all the ugly nerds who go on the showNow Carol, there was a nice lass
>>85268034>the bantu spammerThat's me :D
>>85268034>purveyor of slop for something that would looked exactly the same and taken less time
So many bad auditors out there. They can't let go that they were prosecuted and jailed for violent abuse of women many years ago. Think of all the money the police have to waste on turning up to these auditing incidents. We need legislation change. Any auditor, tiktok mong that intentionally films people in public where it seems obvious to the average person they are there to provoke and cause disruption, should be prosecuted and restricted from public photography. If a person requests not to be filmed, this should be acknowledged too.If you don't have a genuine reason to film, like being a credible journalist or tourist, then there should be a law to convict them on.
>apu AI spammerseveral of us de lad x
>>85268042its because shes a kike
>>85268057>that would looked exactly the sameStruggling with had or have? Mongboy.Kek, ESL and an outsider.
>>85268061bit unclear but has a drug and alcohol fuelled thug been jailed for a knife attack?
>>85268069>duh you made a typo hur hur hurback you go lad
Any person filmed on Ray Bans (spy glasses) and later finds this out they were filmed and published online unknowingly should also be covered in future legislation. Obvious exemptions would be if you are in the background of a video and not intentionally being filmed without consent.
Pegging Welper
>>85268071It was for GBH. He was jailed for 5 years. He goes round filming lone women sitting in the park and calling them wronguns without any real basis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iowda_vawk
>>85268081Not even a typo lad, you forget a word. Then tried to result to a ye olde insult.Congratulations, you have done your research.
>>85268004I'm sure most girls do. Either long or thick. I am on the thick side myself.
>>85268114typo is short for typographic error, i mistyped as you said, try again
It's all over for the internet as we knew it. It's the zoomer era now.
>>85268132Fair enough, you can have that. I won't even be a sarky bugger about it.
>>85268151I don't want to put things up my bum tho, is there another way?
When did you realise you have autism?
Welper's battygasms are legendary. Heard him screaming like a howler monkey across all of Sunderland.
ALL HAIL THE ANAL SLAG OF FEEL STREET
>>85268163when dr shekleburg said 'you have autism'
What did they find on dje's storage? category c. He of course played the victim here and said he had to admit guilt or continue to be held on remand. He doesn't think he is guilty really according to a now deleted live video. He can't understand why someone would be prosecuted for having photos of girls that aren't nude. He said the age of consent is 16 so why can't he have photos? What a creep.
>>85268163Never been diagnosed, I'm normal af baby.
>>85268172auditors are a jewish demoralization campaign
Female stinky bits
>Battygasms
>>85268168corrrrrrrrrr that's gaped alright
>>85268172The fact is he created new photos of a teenage female victim at a gym for his own satisfaction. He lied and said it was for a sportswear company promotion on instagram but a lot of the photos were deemed to have a sexual context. He intentionally went out of his way to purchase very small gym wear to ensure her genitalia would be show through the material. Sicko.
>>85268186They are. YouTube and TikTok could easily have policies in place for videos like this. You'd think it would come under harassment. However there are lots of racist saddos that watch these videos and generate ad revenue for them.
I wanted to be a good auditor but it's now associated with creeps and criminals. Fuck this lot have really made it boring lately just filming protests and immigrants doing "unusual" things.
>>85268163I don't look it but I know I am. I watch a lot of cartoons and have no interest in any kind of job. I also have no proper friends as an adult. I was the kid on the playground by myself throughout school. I had to walk round and make myself look busy a lot during breaks.
i want the worldi want the whole world
One time the teacher said "why don't you stop making train sounds and go make some friends" during break time in year 3 of primary school. Brutal memory. I know the exact spot I was standing too.
Henderson's relish is just vegetarian Woucester sauce
I want Ruth's unwashed arse in my mouth
>>85268298not right, that (it sick, even.)some of the best adults were once strange children
On my bike I used to go round pretending I was a train stopping at stations too during the school holidays. A police car came round the corner at speed and nearly hit me. The wpc got out and tried to educate me to look where I was going. It was her driving like a lunatic though.
>>85268305i don't believe you.t. vegan-Wostersauce buyer(squeamish about seafood)
>>85268298Christ, did you wear a rubber helmet too?
>>85268298I remember playing wrestling in primary school and there was a fat girl called Rebecca who I'd get to sit on me.Noooo haha stop squishing me haha
>>85268313I would prefer it straight out of a warm bubble bath. All wet and silky smooth skin, bubbles still on parts of the body. Lush.
Feel Street ain't safe no more.
Piping helpers arse
>>85268328for me, it was girls playing witches and doing some spell/ritual where they restrained me on the playground bench and wouldn't let me move or talk until the magic ended.nothing wrong with REMEMBERING this, is there? they were in the year above me.
Aura merchant
>>85268314It wasn't strange to me. I just wanted to pass time and I liked trains and busses.>>85268322No I was just a normal kid beyond a few odd behavioural issues.>>85268328Never got to do that. In secondary school one tried to grab my trousers as I was messing around with some lad on the floor. She thought the bulge was my dick but it was so far down haha and just a crease.
>>85268343>a_hyper-realistic_wide-angle_s.jpgboy, you can say that again
Remember in primary school the lads and the lasses would all change for P.E. in the classroom? That was weird wasn't it? Also you had to get to lunch quickly or all the best dinners would be gone. It was annoying when the teacher made you wash your hands first and then checked.
>>85268357>I was messing around with some lad on the floor. i hope you have accepted who you truely are
Grok give me an image of a frog with a gaped arsehole
In secondary school they made all the meals this unhealthy crap after a while thanks to that stupid tv chef. No more chips, fish cake and baked beans on a friday for me.
>>85268367our primary school had a swimming pool (wasn't posh, actually really ancient/grubby in retrospect)we mostly had female teachers because it was the 90s, and it meant these old ladies would come in and watch us change.>i won't see anything i haven't seen before.yeah but it's still weird, even as an 8-year-old. didn't want some old lady looking at my willy, did i?
was doing PE in your panties a thing if you forgot your kit or is this some sort of national mass psychosis
The drinks machine only had fruit shoots and water after a while too. No more pepsis and tangos. Fucking annoying. The bad kids would kick the side of the machine and get free drinks.
>>85268374i'm glad people see how ridiculous that all was.rewatched them as an adult and it's not just>hurr durr i want junk.it's that we had basically-Wustlerz cheeseburgers with the same filler and fake cheese as fairground burgers. this lad would've gone>hmm no, they should be of a high quality steak mince, with a good aged Leicester and freshly cut vegetables.nice part of these series was whenever some pupil really got into cooking. comprehensive schools did NOT teach cooking then, just 'nutrition and food safety'.
>>85268383There was a swimming pool in mine but it was outside and never used during my time there. We only got to use on that induction day think when you went with the primary school in year 6. I didn't even know we were meant to go swimming so had to use trunks from the box in the changing room closet.The P.E. teachers were mostly men in secondary school. The women ones were obese and they usually did the girls P.E.
>>85268328For me it was "war" when we would play capture the flag with a detention card and play domination/koth. I had a vivid imagination and it truly felt like I was playing CoD or summat.Loved when we played "pile on" in year 6 too, and the girls would always join in. Triggered my sexual awakening that, that and maybe May from Pokemon. Is it weird to still think about that stuff? It was in the past so.
>>85268416Yeah had some cheap hot dogs (no sauce) and burgers (no cheese, just bread) in some cheap paper wrap you could buy during the morning break. Looked like cheap carnival food. Then every lunch around midday it would be one of those silly gimmick healthy meals. I just stopped buying them and snuck out to the chippie.
Shall be 'eadin out for une nightrideberg now, laddinghamsDo wish me luck, for I shall indeed require itX
That one naughty lad on the final white report card. If you got too many bad marks on that one, you risk expulsion. The first one I remember was green. What a pointless thing these things were. Just added more work for the teachers as they had to sign them after each lesson.
little kiddies doing PE in panties? you wish, nonce
>>85268417>We only got to use on that induction day think when you went with the primary school in year 6. i got fooled by them showing us around the 'computer lab'. i'd seen too much American films/telly and thought in secondary school you could just go into rooms. like at lunch or after school i'd go in there and use Netscape Navigator to surf the web.then they upgraded them to those black-and-silver flat Dell OptiPlex computers in the mid 2000s. still slow as hell even when they were new, EVERYTHING was monitored. all the hardware was chained to the desks.
>last day of school>lads setting off the fire alarms every 10 minutes>they had to install plastic boxes over them so it would make a loud sound to deter them from going further
Welper in panties with skid marks
>>85268367There was a girl in my primary school called Rebecca who was clearly going through puberty a bit early and even as a 10 year old lad I was like "why are we changing together? bit weird innit to not have privacy".Toward the end of year 6 our teacher let us go to the hallway with the bag racks and take turns changing.It was a weird time.
someone make a new thread x
>>85268480That's how it went if you forgot your kit in years 1-6. I think during spring every month one afternoon would be spent going to the local leisure centre to use the swimming pool. All the lads that couldn't be bothered to learn how to swim used the baby pool.
>>85268451remember the three Power Phrases lad:1. 'under what power?'2. 'i don't answer questions.'3. 'you're gay if you touch me, and i'm telling all your mates.'
new nighttime edishion>>85268518
>>85268501Sometimes with these fat girls you just thought they had breasts back then but it was actually just fat deposits. Fat girls would start puberty early.
>>85268490We still had Windows 98 tier beige computers that were eventually upgraded to XP in like 2004. If you went to use one in the library at break and they were off, you'd use up most of the break waiting for the damn thing to boot up.They had monitoring put on them eventually but you could delete the program from the program files (the control panel was disabled). Eventually that flaw was fixed and if you pulled the ethernet out, it would log you out.
That one girl in year 5 who had hair down there in PE.
>>85268523Yea she was a bit overweight but deffo had breasts. She was one of those ones who was sort of oblivious to it all. I remember some of the lads trying to cop a look when we were getting ready for p.e. Not me tho haha.
>>85268357I used to wear baggy jeans and I was lying on my back with my legs spread and this chav punched me in the dick but it didn't do anything because my jeans absorbed it and he said I had no dick.Nob head
>>85268442I just don't think about it unless it's funny or I start wondering about my other weird fetishes. Love anal, me.
>>85268286>I had to walk round and make myself look busy a lot during breaksFuck mate, that's something I didn't particularly want to remember
