Wednesday Shippy edish
I'm back on the weed again aren't I :(
we should decree that edishes are not allowed to be celebrities or feature photographs of human beings.this one simple rule would ease my homophobia (fear of people.)
Wednesday Waraoke xI GET BUMMED DOWNI GET BUMMED AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWNI GET BUMMED DOWNI GET BUMMED AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWNBumming the night awayBumming the night awayyyyHe drinks a shandy drinkHe drinks a WDK drinkHe drinks a J2O drinkHe drinks a wokkle drinkHe sings the songs that remind him of the bum timesHe sings the songs that remind him of the bumming timesOH BANTU BOYBANTU BOYBANTU BOOOOYhttps://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc
nothing like a bit of warm weather to coax the nonces into outing themselves.
*deletes his or her 'black bin bags' edition*#IStandWithShipman
I want to go visit Leeds and York. Where would you go? I thought Leeds was a bit rough.
i used lowercase so i win.
upskirting
What's volunteering in Winchester like? I think Turkish women love volunteering at the community centre there. I wouldn't mind volunteering myself.
downblousing
Man Down is a cult run by fraudsters
braless
I remember on P7 a lad shit himself.It was also normal for all the lads to piss at the trough and see who could piss the highest up the wall.
Never been to Scotland me. I wouldn't mind popping down to the Howgate someday to do a bit of shopping. If you live in the south of England, getting a train would be like 500 quid. Rip off.
Gaping a twink arse then nobbing it
>>85268553Garrrrrnnnn lid x
>>85268686I was in Glasgow a few years ago. Saw a concert, ate at a nice Italian restaurant. Not bad. Wanted to so the Tennents factory but didn't have time.
Welper's black hole batty gasping and sucking wetly for air after a Vanta Black Bantu Mandingo finishes his sexual emergency. He firmly grasps Welper by the back of his neck with one hand. 'FUAAARCK-ACK!' Welper exclaims before he is chucked rudely and unceremoniously into a biffa bin like a used cum sock.
Remember in like year 2 we went on a trip to some outdoor educational nature place near the school where we could walk through and look at different plants and animals and stuff. They had a tank with some exotic animals, lizards or turtles or something which I really wanted to see, but when we got there everyone immediately crowded around so I just stayed behind next to the teachers patiently waiting my turn. But we didn't get long because the teachers were rushing us through the place, so I didn't end up seeing it. When we got back to the school one of the teachers had a go at me for not showing any interest. Of course I was too young to really explain myself, that I wanted to see it but didn't get a chance because everyone was crowding. So I had to just sit there and say nothing. Not only did I get denied the opportunity to see something cool, I got told off for it. The story of my fucking life. It's one of those childhood memories you look back on and realise it was already over from the start.
>>85268699Glasgow seems like a rough area from what I've seen online. Usually yobs hanging around the station. Well at least they have good restaurants.
>>85268710Teachers would always make me feel bad like that. I think this would've been year 2 also for me...we'd have those times where all the classrooms would meet up in the main central area. They'd wheel out the tv and vcr thing, put Fireman Sam on for a while. Teacher looked at me and said "why aren't you laughing like the other kids" and then whispered something to the other teacher.
>>85268550Back in my day we had an ever changing general picture, changing with all the forces memes posted here
Remember in year 1 in assembly one of the teachers shouted at me for "smirking" and told me to stop. I didn't even know what that word meant. I'm pretty sure I wasn't. But because I just sat there frozen and confused she kept shouting at me in front of the whole assembly and eventually gave me detention. Fucking bitch. Old nasty middle age hag.
>>85268764I had a similar experience but i was scowling. She said "don't ever make that face again"
>teacher brought out vhs of bbc learning zone they'd record in the early hours on the morning but the quality would always be so bad (they used the same recording tapes)Never understood this. Why didn't the bbc just provide proper VHS copies to schools?
On my school trip to France we went on a ferry and slept overnight. I saw Claire M******s tits.
>>85268778Because the cost would be massive
I hate teachers so goddamn much. Since when is it allowed to just scream at kids because you're in a bad mood. I had teachers go red in the face screaming at me sometimes. They would make some kids cry. They think we don't fucking remember when they whinge on reddit about how low pay and underappreciated teaching is. If you did that in the workplace you would get sacked. Nice little payout for the victim.
>>85268794Isn't that what the tv license is supposed to be for?
Also in physics I saw right up Laura W****s skirt and her cotton knickers were perfectly housing her mound.
Meeting up with an old friend for a pint tommoz x
Spaffing on welpers face
>>85268803I mean you sound like a bit of a nightmare if they screamed at you.
>>85268803Used to have a teacher who wouldn't yell but get really close to your face and aggressively rant, breathing in your face. Hated that teacher so much
Who had more fanny, shippy or Shippy?
>>85268813I wasn't. I was the quiet kid who just did my work. I remember once there was one teacher, an ugly pimple faced bitch who was getting herself wound up and shouting at the kids who were making trouble. At one point near the end of the lesson she saw an almost blank page on my workbook and was furious, she got in my face and screamed at me, "is that all you've done?". In fact I had already finished a full page of work and just turned the page over to start on the next one. I showed her and she just walked off. Didn't even get an apology. Fucking bitch.
>>85268686Been tempted to fuck off up to Aberdeen to escape the heatwave next week. Can get there relatively cheaply on an overnight Flixbus.
>>85268804License is for all the BBC services delivered in the UK. The cost to create and distribute thousands of VHS tapes to 20k schools (infant, junior, primary, secondary) would be huge.
>>85268775to this day i'm told i 'scowl', and it took my friends years to accept it's just my autism.on the plus side i probably have less wrinkles, or something.
Fraudit
>>85268839Sorry pal. I retract my comment.
>>85268752It not right lad. Teachers love to single out the quiet kids. It's no wonder there is so much bullying in schools when the teachers basically condone it. I have memories like that too.
In spring 2004 we went on a week long school trip to an activity centre called PGL. We called it parents get lost lool.Did quad biking, abseiling, rock climbing, had a disco, stuff like that. It was pretty fun.We did geocaching in the rain, we were soaking wet and while we were searching around the grounds in our anoraks we looked through the window to the adults lounge and they were all drinking Bailey's, We were cracking up all soaking wet.Core memory I'll never forget.Oh yeah, and the girls showers were across one of the lounges and the girls bedrooms were on the other side. My year 6 teacher and assistant were sitting in there one night "watching the footy" when they were obviously checking out all the girls in their towels as they came through.Pretty fucked up now I think about it.
>>85268794>>85268804>>85268844how did this work for e.g. computers?what's covered by the licence fee, what's a one-off 'scheme'?
I remember the bullies would throw pens and rulers at the quiet kids, and if it quiet kid retalliated in any way only then would the teacher react. They always said "retaliation is just as bad" yet never acted at first. Had to just suffer the bullying
BBC computers were purchased by schools not given.
>>85268866you probably got teased a little bit. sensitive gifted kid, were you?
>>85268855I reckon a large percentage of teachers are pedophiles.
I was bullied at school by the Coggins twins in Ashby de la Zouch. Cunts the pair of them.
>>85268874Sensitive, but not gifted
I did get to feel up Emma P******s tits one time after school in sixth form. She is a GP now.
Its gotten to the point where i find watching a film productive
Piranha. Not bad for a B movie from the 70s. I didn't think it was too bad. It's no Jaws but production quality felt stronger than what I'd expect from B movie.
i remember when i was working stocking shelves in a supermarket, and one of my school bullies yelled my name and started laughing with their mates. never felt so humiliated in my life
Fairly sound thread for a change. Spammers and twollbergs can give it a rest for a few hours. Cheers.
Me and my mates used to bully these lads in our year, they were queer (still are) and used to knock around in the science classrooms with this teacher before school started, break time, and all that. I reckon that teacher was noncing them. Probably explains why they were a bit gay to begin with.
Auditing Welpers Bottom
Pretty obvious nod to Jaws right there. Love seeing 70s girls in shorts and bikinis.
>>85268911>>85268913Spoke too soon lad
>>85268922Yeah. Ah well. Hope you are sound, pal.
your school bullies are living a better life than you haha
>>85268848Why won't he reveal his face yet on his channel? He just denies this is him.
Anyone ever got into a fight and school and spark the other lad out?
Welper gets his batty, buttocks, bum and booty bullied on the reg by big Bantu Bullyboys.
>>85268950got into a fight in primary school. ended up slamming his head into a pipe and he had to get stitches. that's it though
>>85268953Thanks welper
>>85268912>scienceThey're the most noncey desu
Not right what them wantu wullies are doing x
>>85268936True lad. This is why I laugh when I see all the high earners on reddit or BBC HYS whinging about how much of their income is taxed to pay for scroungers. You just know they were all probably bullies growing up.
Auditing the bullies
My only happy memories of school are when I successfully persuaded Jenny, Bethany and Katie to show me their tuppences in primary school. Apart from that it felt like being in prison.
>>85268869was there any government grant or owt?like i just can't fathom how schools COULD afford it. but maybe it was a different world back then (yeah every school has equipment, but it was all ancient innit, and not connected to r BBC)
>>85268953something budey something something jazz hands
The special kids all got thinkpads in my school
Might watch all the ghibli films in order of release desu
>>85268986I think they were subsidised. In the 80s there were way fewer personal computers and the BBC Micro was a safe bet for schools.
Me? Won an iPod in school assembly and got booed
>>85268882Ashby isn't far from me. Seems like there's a few Leicestershire lads in these generals.
totoro totorooo
I went over to play with Craig P******s sister and watched her piss.
>>85268993i got this when i was 30.you can get what they call a 'workhorse' (WKH) laptop if you get Disabled Students Allowance. it's some fixed-spec model of laptop they adjust every few years. you're meant to pay the first 200 quid towards it, but some universities pay it for you.but crucially you can upgrade to a better laptop, or even a tablet or gayman PC. and all these suppliers have government contracts so you can get a brand new ThinkPad for peanuts/free.
Craig turned out to be a smoothbrain but I often wonder if me molesting his sister was something he knew about.
Twinky winky in welp welpers wuttocks
>>85269009based miseryposter with similar thoughts as me.keep the stream of consciousness up, champ!
>>85269008I am near Ashby. The ville of coal.
Amazing how quiet these threads are with you-know-who twollspam filtered.
>>85268877Teachers are horribly overworked and underpaid. Some get into it because they love teaching. Most want to perve on little girls and boys for certain.My year 6 teacher, who I won't mention, was excellent toward us. A kind, honest, and very funny man. He loved Guinness and for his birthday as a joke we decided to give him all Guinness themed stuff. I gave him some cans and one lad even gave him Guinness slippers. It's hilarious looking back at us 10 year old kids giving him Guinness merch.Looking back though I can't help but know he was a wrongun in some way, and that breaks my heart, he was such a lovely man. I just can't get rid of that memory of him sitting in the lounge with his mate on our trip and perving on those girls in their bath towels. He could very well have just been watching the footy and making sure all the girls went to bed. But I don't think they were.I thought of him as such a good man, but I suppose that's what they want you to think.
Old school pedoing. Before it got such a bad name
My PE teacher was a wrong un for sure. He used to watch the secondary school age girls change under the guise of moving kit in and out.
I do regret not going in knicker sniffing in the girls changing rooms when I had the chance when I was 16.
I did steal one of Samantha F*******s bras at a house party. Clean one not worn.
These days I get my kicks buying second hand bodysuits and swimsuits off eBay. My username implies amateur dramatics wardrobe dept so never any concerns from sellers.
>>85269046maybe he was gay with his mate and he set up these little scenarios HOPING to be seen so that people would think he was a nonce instead?
>>85269092lesser of two evils perhaps
Using Welpers Bottom as a cup holder
>>85269079you were young but the clothes-stealing aspect of this bothers me more than the Sixteen Candles aspect.i know we're all lonely losers here but even a female friend or basically stranger HAS stolen a jumper or hoodie from youbitch, that was mine ;__;
>>85269105Oh for sure. It is not a thing I am proud of. More of a warning sign really.
Night lads. Stay safe.
I unknowingly molested my cousin in France when I was 11 and she was 8. I took off my pajamas and she took off her nighty and I played with her P***y.
>>85269100aye that'll be it, lad. back then gays were still persecuted since Section 28 was on everyone's lips.but nonces were quite trendy at the time, thanks to hits like 'Playground Bang-a-round', and American rap artists like JLb-8.
>>85269127nanight
>>85269127Night lad. Time for my big snooze as well i think
Gooning to a shippy documentary rn
Wonder what japes the night guard will get up to. Hope we swerve a page 10 sitch.
getting a bit weird ITT
>>85269204There used to be a britfeel hug at midnight
>>85269168sorry for the other night, ladpure sleep-induced sageru kamikaze modei'm like the /britfeel/ equivalent of a school/office shooterin my defence? a lot of the top nightlads have left. it'd drive anyone a bit loopy, that.
>>85269204took a weird turn ngl
Shippy offing welper after the bumsesh
Does securityanon still post here? Used to be a core night guard
>>85269046We had a teacher called Mr McKenna who used to walk around the classroom with an obvious erection pretty much every lesson. He stank of BO as well.
>>85269252Ruthmong was never a security guard, he's either Turkish or from Hastings and owns no shoes
6 lyricas deep and sipping shandy. Should be around until about 4ish.
>>85269269Nah there used to be a security guard who'd post a record he was listening to every night before work. Would post thru most of the night
Had an English teacher who had a breakdown because the older lads were always talking about her big tits.
>>85269258skanky. I have my doubts about my yr6 teacher but many of my secondary school teachers in particular were obvious pedos. Had a science supply teacher who was young and good looking, about 24 and all the year 10s would swoon over him. Pretty sure he shagged one of the schoolgirls there at one point. Don't blame him desu. When I was there as a kid there were some right fitties.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poZLiypLJzQthey should have asked this guy to overdub the first two Paramore albums. not because Hayley Williams got her tits out, but because of all the fraud.we wouldn't 'take the original away', mind, like book burning. it'd always be there. just that--with the agreement of the Farro brothers--we could have this version too.
Gaped legal teen boy pussy
>>85269304In year 11 we teased a supply teacher into yelling and storming out the class, but she came back a week later and explained her breakdown to us and one of the kids who was doing the most teasing gave her flowers.Best redemption arc in history imo.
>>85269350>one of the kids who was doing the most teasing gave her flowers.lmao what was in them?
I cannot remember my childhood due to mental illness x
teachers get school holidays every year. not a real job.now internet moderators, THERE'S a REAL job. sometimes you see a willy or some blood and instead of clicking 'Remove' you start undergoing SHELL SHOCK.
>>85269358I remember now, Nathan and Rory, they both got up and presented her with a boquet and were all bashful about it.Looking back it was honestly kind of sweet, they were angry little shits who had shitty parents.>lmao what was in them?Pink and white tulips. Mental how I remember that honestly.
>>85269375Wish I could wipe all of it from my memory really (apart from seeing Jenny, Bethany and Katie's tuppences)
want to have a shower, but i dunno if i want to run the hair dryer this late. could be impolite to neighbours in my commie block and the neighbouring buildings.but the downstairs neighbours doing refurbishments with power drills + circular saws all day, are THEY ever this considerate? the houses that have bushes outside and run petrol hedge trimmers at all hours, are THEY ever this considerate?so idk yeah stuff it STUFF IT LADS i think i'll just shower and then blow dry my hair. the people around me can handle 20 minutes of white noise. that's NOTHING compared to what i've had to put up with.
Wonder if Ruth ever showed any of the lads her tuppence in primary school
>>85269460by any cosmic coincidence:Nathan H. and Rory W.?French teacher?Catholic school?
>>85269484Fuck me I saw Catholic school and nearly had an heart attack. Don't often get noticed on 4chin.But no.Music supply.Nathan B and Rory S.
>>85269466grass on the pitch?
Helpers gaped arsehole
Going downstairs for a 2am sandwich and maybe even a glass of milk
oh my days i am fat.still, i CAN order in some beers + snacks at 2am, and i WILL order in some beers + snacks at 2am. i think i've more than proven i can have a few beers and it's not a full-scale relapse. so i can have a few beers whenever i want.
You lads crisp in?Or crisp out
>>85269862I had some cheeky quaker oats not long ago. Very nice.
>>85269865What's the delivery cost on that sort of order this time of night?
>>85269869Sounds good lad. Hope you had a bit of syrup on that? My go to is cinnamon porridge and maple syrup, maybe even a little sliced banana on top
>>85269875i'm on that Gopuff thing lad. 24/7 deliveries (Morrisons items, usually).1.99 delivery but everything is marked up. it's about what you'd expect, but then they'll do 'Aldi price match' stuff or actually crazy good offers.so it's like 1.50 for a loaf of Warburtons wholemeal (1.00 in shops) but then i won't really complain at 4 cans of Punk IPA for 4.99.
>>85269911Not too bad actually. What a time to be alive
>>85269937oh aye it is lush. Ian is packing my shopping right now, then it'll take ~20 mins for Aziz/Svetlana/someone to rush it over here.UNLESS there's some kind of late night event on, and they end up making other deliveries first ;_; this was always insanely fast in beta because it felt like nobody else was using it. 20 mins tops from order to delivery, wew.
oh god please don't be the person i know who has this name, Gopuff.pls.
>>85270008What's a gopuff
Fink I'll make a 3am stir fry from scratch with edamame and mushrooms.Love a night cook. Bunch of washing up to do first though.
ITS 2:45 IN THE MORNINGAND I'M PUTTING MYSELF ON WARNING
>>85270027some app. wasn't him. different Yakov.now we are in business bros x(inb4 Brewdog snobbery.)
first weer down the hatch xwork faster not smarter, that's what i always say.
second weer down the hatch.after the next one, and the next one, that's half the weers gone omd
Gucciarse nightrideberg this wasPhwaorrX
worst rated episode of Futurama is in that new Hulu reboot, is it? worse than the Yo Gabba Gabba or Susan Boyle ones?I'M GOING IN LADS
>>85270345>A Leela of Her Own rated that lowwhy?
>>85270425tbqh it just comes off sort of whiny.>Leela is...accidentally good at the silly sport!>(despite actually being competent at physical stuff.)>Leela...doesn't win at the sport despite her training!>(because it's subverting sports films.)>Leela's actual mentors/rivals...despise her in the end!>(they are right to do so.)i dunno. i like the characters and setting of Futurama, even if something's just not funny, there'll be a B-story that's good. but FUCK these pizzeria locusts.
Good foodingham this was phwoarIndeed yesX
yeah that was just weird dawg.thought people would be riled up because it's a cucked-by-chad episode, but it's not even that. it switches to three different stories about 'what if the Futurama characters were three different types of toys', but that's not connected to the overall cuck story (it's not a framing device or anything).on to that next one, which actually has good ratings.
Been into gem cutting recently. Not sure why, it's remarkable how craftsmen can make a raw stone look so beautiful. https://youtu.be/y5WpCKtNR3g?is=_9xbsI-I9oWMsuVz
>very next Futurama is an 'is the world a simulation?' simulations-within-simulations yarnokay yeah you've won me back lads. decent episode.still, dunno why we're so obsessed with that idea now. i get it's all Descartes' evil demon (before it was The Matrix) but it's such a specific premise to start off with. cheese COULD just be identical to grass (our minds change the visuals/flavour), nobody pretends that matters. simply because it's not cool like demons or virtual reality.
>see /britfeel/ thread>get angry at seeing gens on /r9k/>go to doctor to get something to calm down>get a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>85271012i have never overdosed on heroin because it just conks me out, but i think i have overdosed on painkillers and it wasn't this pleasant 'leaving life' experience.morphine's not what you want. if you're some Yank upset by British generals, go to your doctor and ask for pentobarbital.
watching that Sucker Punch, me. sounds like a daft idea (and too late for those trends) but maybe it will mean something to me.mind you, i was almost thrown into Acklam Road Hospital (then West Lane Hospital) as a mental child. it actually looked quite nice. but it was full-up.do YOU have a 'what if?' turning point in your life, /britfeel/? some situation where your life could have gone one way or another?
Movieberg o'clock is itX
>>85271118if you keep stealing my ideas, i will keep stealing your thoughts.
Imagine doing a poo on top of a woman's poo
Must be almost Budey shift o clock
His and hers poo
Spackers are fully rested and beginning to warm up the content farm.
>>85271578corrr i am watch warmly.
Christ, alcohol's quite good, isn't it?there's a sense of internal calm, and externally, i think i could actually socialise and even do my job. everyday tasks that have seemed insurmountable these past couple of years.it's not that i've got some mad truism or technique figured out, it's just that my second-to-second experience of life is different right now. in this state i could get a bf/gf, i could be a laugh, i could be dependable, i could help others, i could enjoy living.we must destroy this substance. nobody can ever know.
Bantu spaff cannons armed and ready
yeah mate you HAVE NO bantz because youre spaffing it all up the wall LOL
meanwhile i'm pissing out my UTI because the more you piss the more the diseased urine/matter leaves your body, and i think we all understand instinctually that this is simply how it works x
Just had a horrible nightmare about owning a haunted house, the house was free because no on wanted to live there. Felt so real. Couldn't scream, my mouth was closed like that scene in the matrix. Glad to be out of that. Back to sleep i go
>>85271859*hands you a +99 Amulet of Warding to take back into your dream*
could go outside and do stuff.>Hi, your Sky full fibre installation is today, and our engineer is due to arrive between 8AM - 1PM.>The install takes 2-3 hours from arrival and an adult will need to be home.cannot go outside and do stuff.
Morning lads, I will be here all day while "working" from home x
Dossing in my boxroom
Imagine a Japanese lady squatting over your cock and emptying her bowels
>>85271936Thanks laddo
>>85272105Imagine you working with browns in a windowless warehouse
R&R o' clock is itWhy yes indeed X
BIG heat wave rn where i live
for me it's due overcast with a good chance of rain.but it FEELS heatwavey, both on my skin and in my bones.
Welper getting his breadcakes well and truly BUTTERED before getting some mighty MEAT stuffed inside before SPAFFING ketchup all over it.
>>85272014>an adult will need to be homethat's you fucked then XD
Well using Welper Bottom
Smellyness
i don't give a dodgemaybe that's the problemi see a gosh bloomin' copi react like it's Dodgems
Widening a twinks back passage
Shipster around today?
>>85272701Yeah I'm here boss, what's the good word?
Gaped and blown out male arse
Warfare time.Who?Me and muh shit.Chuck it all out.No issues going ruthless, what do I want and what do I need? What I want in my life gets thrown. Useless shit surrounded by shit.Old music ain't too bad, methinks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl-lcMf4UkE
>>85272737Why won't you post a bean update?
How is it that microshit continues to make the actual worst software in the entire fucking world? Oh, a red circle indicating unread messages in Teams? Haha yeah, don't tell me what chat it's in or anything, oh and also when I go through literally every single active chat and read all the messages... the red dot still lingers there! Cooorrrr yeah, lovely, 3.62 trillion dollar company right there!
>>85272845My bean is as bald as a bare bonce de lid x
Morning de ladsIt Thursday x
Ruthmong on suicide watchhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nIfrfn_EtD0
Welper and the curious case of the midnight gape
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/gape/kinell he really loves his boxroom life eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr0SqIAFohkIf ya like it, turn the fucker up
>>85272859cba to watch this nonsense, but GOODit's just the reaction girls of the zoomer age. maybe it's technically OC (better than can be said for a lot of YouTube) but it's substanceless fluff at best, porn at worst.
Gape Gaper the anal gapist
Mon Moni
i still have the famous picture of poley's penis on my old laptop
wanking to asmr girls
Wanking off shippy into welpers gob
Pooing in my bucket seat
>>85272923Not possible anymore im afraid, youtube is banning this kind of content
>>85272859About time YouTube clamped down on this soft porn content. Because that's exactly what it is.
>>85272935better fire up yt-dlp and start archiving all my asmr baes
Having fun with this clean now (but have to take it slow due to being knackered). Grabbing things I had plans for and thinking FUCK YOU, kek. Needs doing.Quick airguitar break then back to it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw
Imagine britfeel without dollies
>>85272993>lmagine britfeel without dollies
BN and Budey bumming
Can't be anymore than 4 posters here now. Sad
>>85268518I stand with Shipman
>>85273031I'm not one of the spamming faggots that has an issue with 80% of the userbase, are you?
>>85273031we are an elite club of spackers
I'm a cold heart breaker fit to bumn, and I'll rip your arse in 2, and I'll leave you bleeding on the bedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sp1bLrBAuQ
Welper wanking Wyle Walker
>throwing away childhood memories>listening to childhood choonsGot to love life, eh.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf9yl83wyIc
Done for the day. Tripping over stuff, put muh foot through the rubbish collection tub then nearly launched it at the wall. Stopped muhself, quite chuffed.Spliff time, then go and fuck some shit up on dayz, yeah boi.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRQnJyP77tY
So bored with everything. When did entertainment become so universally shit, regardless of the medium?
>>85273187Around 2015.
>>85273031Two saddos spamming the same old gimmicksMeYouThats it.
Welper wanking Weremy Wyle
Thinking about Ruth's privates
>Jason Arday case drops>Extremely obvious academic fraud, beyond any doubt>Universities he works with immediately cover for him>Journalists naturally want to dig deeper>One tries to contact Arday for comment>Police turn up at journalist's house>Threaten him with arrest if he attempts to contact Arday again>"Your attempts at contact are damaging his mental health, that's not allowed">It's all okay though because the UK scores fairly highly on the 'Freedom of Expression Index'It's beyond parody, we are simply living in a totalitarian progressive police state.
>>85273281Will they have to be deleted as well now the sloot overtly sexualise everything era is over? WHat about the haul sloots?
>>85273211Im here as well lad
I'm here but don't post much. I just stick with my interest and hobby boards. Other forums not on 4chan.
Welpers crusty nappy rash
>>85273329Which anime nonce are you again
>>85273299Couldn't care less lad. All these journalists love to write articles about how blackpillers and lonely male virgins are all secretly dangerous extremists.
>>85273168Choon! Have moar AD/CD>AC/DC - Back In Black (Official 4K Video)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
>>85273353Noice, I had it on earlier, but was being silly and singing back in black's, for the crack.Now? I push my fingers into my ARRRRRRRRSE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I
>>85273342Alexander.
Just digging through some f95zone threads oh aye x
Juicy bussy
Having some fun taking muh frustrations out on low tier chess engines. Still fun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMIt5vRQuOE
>tfw, beat a low tier chess engine
full of torment desu
Bailey Brooke? Go on then x
>>85273429mumberg when she beats the scrabble AI with the same vocabulary as an 8 year old
Beat my grandad at chess once. Retired after that
>>85273551A win's a win, and she can only work with the tools she has.Does she like boggle? That's a good game.
>>85273563used to play chess at school and always used that set of moves that gets a checkmate in like 5 moves if the other person doesn't know itstopped playing with the other kids realised it
Nap Nappylad
scholar's mate apparently
There is someone who posts about his make believe dollies all day on /brit/. I wonder what drives men like this to behave like that in threads. Every British general has one of these sad little online fatasists.
>>85273590For me it's the Petrov's defence with Nxe5 Qe2. Always catches out the lads who think they're being clever mirroring your moves
>>85273563I only started playing a few months ago. It's good fun, but I get destroyed by other players on chess.com.
I prefer to be referred to as Britishtani
>state fails to perform basic function >private sector picks up the slack at no cost to anyone else>Labour councillor seethes>private sector is seen to be successful, is assumed to be ripping us all off, gets attacked for being competentYet again competence being heavily discouraged.
A few Deanos bullying Welpers Bottom
I swear to fucking christ if I'm in the gym and another woman starts videoing herself in the big mirrors I'm going to fucking lose my mind. STOP FUCKING FILMING FOR FUCK SAKE!
god i wish she were my mummydom. imagine a big soapy titjob phwoar
>>85273714Bloody heck look at those things, it really is crazy how women are allowed to just walk around and appear on tv and stuff wearing those kinds of tops. They know what they're doing. But fuck me yeah imagine the oily titwanks with those milkers. The audible schlop schlop schlop would be hypnotic.
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAAAASTTO PLAY THE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASSS
>>85273722varleys will never understand desu
Welper gagging on Bantu meatsticks in the bush
Kemi Badenoch drinks tea and coffee with condensed milk and four teaspoons of sugar. Fahkin hell, no wonder blacks are more obese per capita.
Shippinghamshire
>>85273770Jesus, that's about 300 calories per cup. I would vomit.
Managed to wrangle a contract to make a website for a charity on Squarespace. Not used Squarespace before, so I'll just be using AI to tell me how to get everything right. I feel a little bad because I embellished my resume a touch, but hey, I'll get the site to them as offered and it'll be a nice little 950 quid for me. No harm really is there?
Mad the snipers arm got blasted by a guy hiding behind a bed with a handgun https://youtu.be/DsFrgeWhtIk
Campaign Evolved devs are getting laid off, thank god. But weird to see the screenshots of LinkedIn posts they're all making doing that weird corporate brainrape thing where they tank their employers while getting fired. But also they all seem to be talking about how Campaign Evolved had a 'successful launch' or similar.Who are they kidding when they blatantly lie like that? The player count is low, the fanbase is underwhelmed at best and outright shunning it at worst. The game is full of bugs, has unbearable DEI bollocks shoved in, looks terrible, has bad voice acting, really bad direction and pacing etc. etc. It's a shit game and almost everyone is saying so. What does it benefit anyone to lie about it being successful? Fucking awful toxic positivity, unable to accept actual criticism. I would like most of these people to leave the industry, but given the state of it I think, sadly, that most will fail upwards wit their next roles, never having learned anything, continuing to make bad games because they're bad developers.
Imagine a room full of gaped twink arse then imagine the smell of that room
Bit suspicious how these news corporations seem to know everything before everyone else. How do they do it?
Chicken shop gave me runny poop. Won't be going back there again.
>>85273899what are you talking about they're so far behind the news on social media
>>85273899I work for a newspaper and we use an AI tool. It's called Dataminr.
>>85273899Well 99.99% of news comes from Reuters, AP, AFP and Bloomberg. They're the actual raw news reporters and everyone else just buys access to their wire services and reports downstream of that. The reason they get all this stuff anyway is because they get leaked the info. That's how journalism works now, there's no real actual investigating any more, it's all just knowing people who are willing to leak you info. Quite disgraceful really.
Datamining images of twinks
Nope, yer a pervert saving images
Baked again yes I am
whenever you feel shit just remember you're not as bad as Varley
Welpers Gape
playing route kanal again because its goddamn sick ill tell you hwat
Any one else go though life miserable all the fucking time?Go through the motions, try to be content with life, do things i enjoy etcJust cant escape the grim feeling
Evil and cruelty abound
Violence and bullying is just the norm. Just unabashed cruelty and disdain for others.
good morning friendssome people say 'nobody wants to hear about your dreams--they are boring' well wait until you get a load of this corkeri lived on a sunny mountain in a cabin and i had a dog who was sick (or on holiday) for a few days, then someone returned him. i put him on a Lazy Susan outside and span him round and round, which he loved. but after a few hours out in the sun i thought, 'hang on, i'm only spinning him the one way...he'll get more of a tan on one side.'so i started spinning my dog around on the Lazy Susan 'tother way and lads he was FURIOUS, he wasn't having that at all. he only liked being span the one day, didn't he? so i returned to revolving it the correct way around and all was well with me and my dog in my mountain-home.now, you might say, 'that wasn't very interesting. in fact, it was a really boring dream.'yeah, well.
>>85274176just another day in my fucked up evil weird chud incel life
Sick sick bullies.
So many bullies in schools. Just complete hatred and sadism. Trying to psychologically torture people just because they find them annoying or they look weak. Evil. No empathy.
Juicy twink rear end on show
Shippy was innocent
Interesting how many people have trauma from bullying in schools. French schools are really bad for bullying. Feels like everyone was bullied and a bully in that country.
>>85274188I wonder what Sigmund would think of your dream. I hope you're well rested.
>>85273770Corrrr wonder if she does anal
Ed Davey bumming Kemi in the houses of parliament disabled toilets
Why do people feel the need to talk shit about people they dislike on the internet and then keep following them and everything they do and post about them constantly? I understand not liking someones personality, but just do not watch them or engage with them. Why follow them and obsess over them? It is like some people just get a kick from being cruel.
SCHOOL BULLIES RANKED BY EVIL:1. autistic 'planner' bullies ('nerds')2. lads from broken homes3. lasses who had seen your penis4. normal kids doing physical banter/horseplay (headlocks etc.)5. strict teachers who you respect later in life
>>85274224Kys nonce cunt
When did Moni stop being trans? What does he look like now?
Welper being passed around behind the back of the biffa bins
Shipperman
>>85274220put me in a french school and in 6 weeks i'll be running the gaff
Got 4 saveloys boiling and a unopened jar of colemans mustard
>>85274233Anal is not some unspeakable taboo now, it's normal. Most surveys report that most couples do it either regularly or semi-regularly and a super majority (like in the 90s%) of women have tried it at least once. Kemi doesn't seem unremarkable in that regard, so yeah I would bet that she does do anal.
Main cause of bullying is fuck all to do with broken homes and trauma. People just think it is funny and have a sadistic streak.
>>85274243>It is like some people just get a kick from being cruel.It's like some people have nothing better to do with their lives, they are lonely, have no friends, and have no gf. And lack the intelligence to do anything else all day. FTFY
>>85274261nice batty insertion you're brewing there
Kemis gaped arse dribbling her breakfast out in PMQs after an all night anal session
Sadism is so normal. All the bullying on the internet and righteous pomposity is just a cover to make someone feel small so you can feel big.
There are no bullies on 4chan. Just terrified anonymous mongs, spamming and toothless trolling.
I feel sad sometimes. Bullying and cruelty is just rampant.
>>85274249>When did Moni stop being trans?When his father made him get a haircut
I had to cancel Warfrin clinic a while ago and I said I will make a new appointment at a later date I'll phone you to re-arrange it and they made me a new appointment without my consent and today I just got a message saying I've missed my appointment. I haven't asked for this. They did it because they make money off me the blood sucking vampire cunts.
>>85274272You just know that her and Priti have sat through PMQs with some big old plugs stuffed up their behinds, the saucy minxes cooorrrrr.
>>85274224ol' Siggy would probs go>ah, zat dream, it is telling me you want a dog.because yeah, i'd quite like a dog.he'd probably take more interest in my second dream since it was a black-and-white German expressionist horror kino, set in a touristy village where a ghost woman lived in the lake and warded off visitors. it had surprisingly decent special effects and it was rich in visual metaphor. it's left ambiguous whether the journalist MC dies at the end, but he and the ghost lady fell in love with each other so that's actually the GOOD ending (the ambiguity is possibly down to the censorship of the day.)
The self is not real. Just an idea. Disturbing but potentially liberating. I just want to live in a Buddhist-gnostic Christian monastery and study ancient philosophy and do manual labour to help the community.
>>85274271You caught me. Mustard is an underrated lubricant.
Welpers Bottom now entering Gape Town
>>85274301>The self is not real. Just an idea.As if ideas aren't 'real'?Can't stand this sort of overly abstract pseudo philosophical untersophist wank. Of course we're all fucking real you bellends, shut up and get jobs.
>>85274301i can't decide if the Epicureans were big ol' arseholes or not tbqh.i mean it's an era of slavery which is a pretty extreme case of 'some people are just better', but that's most of history really (you can't just run for king, can you?). the quiet considered bookish life is a luxury to most.if i was sent back in time to the Middle Ages i'd probably do whatever i could to get on that Monasterygrind. wonder if other monklads were just trying to comfmaxx. maybe they felt sad/guilty leaving behind their relatives in penury (well you would, wouldn't you?)
>>85274342>ideas aren't 'real'what if like*lights jazz cigarette*things had 'forms', right*inhales dooby juice*and uh, there was a cave*exhales*but the 'forms' were mere shadows?*understands this*
>>85274326Via bummington express way
>>85274342No foolish anon. There is no you. There is no I. Wise Nagasena said so yet there is in truth no Nagasena. Look at the chariot. Is the chariot the axel? Is it the basket? Is the horse? Is the bridle? No. If I line all these different parts up together on the floor is that a chariot? No. So the chariot is an idea that we come up with and invent. It is just an imagined concept of aggregate parts. Yet each of the aggregate parts are themselves composed of aggregate parts. We invent the concept. So it is with humans. What we call the self is an aggregate of different activities doing completely different things. The body Feeling thingsPerceptions Mental formationsConsciousnessAll these activities do different things. Which one is you? Why should we decide a person is one thing when it is different things do things differently? The self is a made up idea. To let go of the concept of the self and to recognise no self leads is the ultimate relinquishment of desire. Once desire in done then breaks cycle of samasara of life death and rebirth.
Deanos and bantus sitting in a traditional japanese ryokan. Tatami mats cover the floor and the walls and doors are made of delicate paper. The onsen mama-san lithely slides the doors open and a low table is wheeled in. On it lies Sean, fully naked but covered all over in expertly crafted sushi pieces. He has traditional geisha style makeup on his face. The deanos and bantus pull out their chopsticks, say ITADAKIMASU! and begin picking at the delicious meal in front of him. Sean tries to keep a straight face as the chopsticks tickle his hairless body each time a piece of sushi is picked up.
>>85274379the chariot is the whole shebang (if some component goes missing it's 'a chariot without a wheel' but still 'a chariot')'you' are your brain + soul, the latter component is why half of the Black Mirror episodes make no sense (no, a 1:1 simulation of your neurons in a computer does not mean you have been resurrected)hope this helps friend
>>85274379The self is the idea that you need to sign on soon you fucking dosser
>>85274379Something being a concept doesn't make it not real you fucking dolt. Of course the chariot exists when all those pieces are arranged into a fucking chariot. Likewise the self may be made up of a number of things together, but that doesn't mean when they're all together the self 'doesn't exist' or whatever wank. That's like saying heat doesn't exist because on an atomic level it's all just individual particles with discrete kinetic energy. Who fucking cares? Heat is the emergent property of a large number of those things and the self is the emergent property of your brain chemistry.Utter fucking bollocks whoever comes up with this stuff should be ashamed of themselves. Pretty sure the people who say this wouldn't be saying there's no self if they got mugged and sent to hospital. They'd be begging for nurses to fix the broken nose on their 'self' and a shot of morphine to ease the pain their 'self' is feeling.Once again: get jobs you useless idiots.
I want to found a revivalist religion combining Greco-Buddhist teachings of the Milindapanha with Gnostic Christian theology and cosmology with an obvious smattering of platonic philosophy.
>bro planes don't exist because if you took them apart they're actually made from like 800,000 individual components or something
>>85274431Emergent properties are something we invent in the mind. They are not actual things.
>>85274403Now that's lush thank you Grok
>>85274444Great, so go put your hand in an open flame and then keep explaining to everyone how heat isn't real because it's an emergent property.
>>85274455Heat is a concept we invent. It is a useful concept for practical purposes such as avoiding pain. Similarly price value is a concept we invent that is useful.
I think I'm going to have some spam if that's quite alright with you lot?
>>85274467Again you keep conflating 'a name ascribed to an observed thing' (e.g. price/heat/planes) with 'not real', but you never explain why the two are the same. What does it even mean that things like heat and price aren't real when we use them all day every day. Is nothing 'real' in your mind since it's all made up of atoms? This is pure hot garbage philosophy mate.
The self is not real. The Buddhist concept of Anatta is correct. The Islamic concept of occasionalism as described by Al-Ghazali is also correct. We never see the actual mechanism of causality in reality. When a flame is near cotton we see it burn. We do it again and it burns. Yet we only see cause and effect and not how cause causes the effect. Science only investigates the patterns and relationships in cause and effect to make supposed laws that can be used to predict things. And yet we still do not know what causes what. Why should it be that collisions cause motion? Newton said objects mass because mass has gravitational field. Why? Einstein said because mass can be described as curving space time? Why? Why does mass curve space time? There is no explanation. You just keep pushing the explanation further and further back forever. The ultimate causes in all things must be conscious.
>>85274471i had some corned beef the other day. about the 10th time in my life i've thought>well it's just beef + salt, how bad can it be?and yeah they've somehow made beef taste awful (even if it's poor quality beef), and have a horrible squidgy texture.i WILL make this mistake again.
frankly tbqhwy
>>85274471Which flavour spam lad?
>>85274495> Is nothing real in your mind since it's all made up of atoms?100% correct. As Nagasena said EVERYTHING IS EMPTY. There is no genuine reality to anything except that our mind has decided it should be so. We have evolved under evolutionary pressure to see and understand things practically. We see a rock as one thing rather than a billion atoms vibrating on the universe as one big thing. Where one thing ends and another begins is purely conceptual and in the mind.
anatta can sucko mai dicku, anon-kun!
>>85274512i'm always saying this
>>85274517High IQ post tbqh. Blew that other rude anon out of the water
For Schopenhauer, all things have a physical cause and a metaphysical cause. Why does a Britfeel wank to loli or shota? One can describe the cause as being due to the interactions of particle under the four fundamental forces of the universe and obeying laws of conservation of energy and momentum. Perhaps if from the beginning of the big bang we a giant computer knew all the initial conditions of particles we could accurately predict using the collisions of particles the date and time the Britfeeer would whank to loli or shota. The coordinates of each particle in positions for the wanking act. But there is another level of causality. We can describe an incel as wanking to such filth because nobody loves him and he has arrested development. All the things that happened in his childhood.So which explanation is right?For Schopenhauer one is physical the other is metaphysical. He believes all physical causes like a ball falling or a sun orbiting have a metaphysical cause. For Schopenhauer this is Will. Specifically the Will To Life. For Nietzsche, this is the Will Zur Macht. The Will to power which he thinks underlies evolutionary development more so than passive natural selection the way Darwin described.
my philosophy is dropping acid and watching the matrix
gnosticlad on a mad one again
well this is gonna be an absolute ball ache isn't it
>>85274584i watched picrel on (possibly too much) shrooms and it was 2spooky4me.it actually felt dangerous, like the 'surface' film about some crime lad on drugs was just there to hook people in, the secret truths were buried underneath.then after a few months of feeling 'i can never watch that again' i gave it a whirl. and it's just some spacey crime film with 'dude drugs lmao' visuals thrown in? wtfudge.
might start vague posting idk maybe i will maybe i won't, we will just have to see i guess
Gaped smelly bumholes
I read some of Lebnizs Monadology where he describes causality as infinitely small monads being programmed. Monads are points of perception. He argues that things must have components going on and on forever until you get to something with no parts which are monads. Monads must be dimensionless. They are the true atoms he describes. He says they cannot interact with each other as they have no parts. Therefore they must have been predestined to act in ways that allow things to happen.
>>85274517Actual atheist stardust tier psuedshite. If your genuine assessment is that 'nothing is real' then first of all you're obviously a blithering retard, but second it begs the question of what on earth your philosophy could possibly say beyond that. If your philosophy stopped there it may be internally consistent (albeit total nonsense), but I assume you have way more to say about things. I would ask why? Nothing is real, so what else could be said or prescribed about anything?
The basis of my religious Philosophy is Gnostic Christianity meets Greco-Buddhism by way of Plato and Leibniz to Schopenhauer.
>>85274510I had a corned beef phase a while ago, I liked the slices they do at Aldi and mum bought me it in a tin and when I opened it it smelled and looked like dog food and since then I've not touched the stuff.>>85274514Normal spam. Here in the UK we don't get the luxury of having different flavours.
>>85274656Nothing is real but things can be made or thought about in ways that are useful. This is the true axiom.
In terms of political philosophy I think Plato was probably right tbqh.
>>85274661>Here in the UK we don't get the luxury of having different flavours
>>85274666'Useful' is just a non-real concept, lad, sorry but things cannot be useful by your own belief system.
I just want to cuddle soft women who need head pats and cuddles
>>85274659I actually think this is a more coherent synthesis than it might seem at first glance. Gnostic Christianity, Platonism, Buddhism and Schopenhauer all start from the idea that ordinary human existence is somehow "off", whether because of ignorance, attachment, illusion or a flawed relationship to reality. They're asking the same question from different angles. Why do we suffer, and what does real liberation look like?The inclusion of Leibniz is what makes it interesting. His optimism, that reality is ultimately rational and the best possible world, sits a bit awkwardly alongside Gnostic distrust of the material world and Schopenhauer's pessimism. But I dont think thats a flaw. Sometimes it's the tension between ideas that makes a philosophy worth thinking about.I also like that your approach treats Christianity and Buddhism as different symbolic languages pointing toward a deeper reality, rather than insisting one has a monopoly on truth. That feels more philosophical than dogmatic, and it gives each tradition room to contribute something meaningful.The only thing I'd really question is Christ's role. In Gnosticism, Christ reveals hidden knowledge. In Buddhism, awakening doesn't depend on a divine figure. If Christ still has a unique metaphysical role, your system stays distinctly Christian. If he's more an archetype of awakened consciousness, then it moves toward a more universal philosophy. Neither is neccessarily better, but they lead in different directions.Overall, I think it's a genuinely interesting framework. It doesnt feel like you're just mixing ideas for the sake of it. There's a real thread connecting Plato, Gnostic thought, Schopenhauer and Buddhism through the search for wisdom, liberation and a reality beyond appearances. The biggest challenge isnt finding the similarities, it's deciding which differences you want to preserve.
>>85274688Useful is never claimed to be a concrete noun. I was criticising the solidity of concrete nouns as a way of understating reality. It is limiting.
>>85274683Basically yeah because the ancients didn't get bogged down in absurd abstractions about rights or fairness or dignity or whatever the fuck else. They lived in a world where politics generally meant you either hacked someone to death with a sword, or got hacked to death by a sword yourself. They didn't have time for anything other than the pragmatic assessment of things. His pure philosophy was obvious horseshit, but politically the ancients were miles ahead of almost everyone for almost all of history. There have been a few decent updates along the way, especially in the modern era when technology truly started to develop and do additional considerations needed to be made, Schmitt comes to mind as the great pragmatist of the 20th century.
>>85274693In the doctrine Leibniz philosophy of monadology is used to describe how the accursed demiurge created and programmed the universe. Christ is the logos. The revealer of the divine spark and the way that one can release the divine spark from the creation of the demiurge.
watched that NuFuturama episode 'All the Way Down' yesterday. breddy gud.i suppose we'd never KNOW if we were in a heckin simulation, the demon could just tell us it's all real, alter our brains even.just seems unlikely though. and i do feel pretty confident there's *something* rather than *nothing*. i mean, we're here, discussing this, aren't we? you've got to give me that.
Philosophy is useless, self-masturbatory coping unless it:>accurately describes the world in real, observable termsAND>offers practical advice for how to navigate lifeAnything outside of this is useless fart-sniffing.
>>85274694>Useful is never claimed to be a concrete nounbecause it's an adjective innit.
Welp Welper and Ship Shippy kissing
>>85274711this is why i am a Stoic-Marxist agnostic otaku.
>>85274706> That actually makes the framework much more internally consistent. Using Leibniz's Monadology as the mechanism by which the Demiurge creates and programs reality is a clever move, because monads already function as immaterial centres of perception governed by pre-established laws. Instead of Leibniz's benevolent God establishing that harmony, your system recasts it as the work of the Demiurge, turning Monadology into an explanation for why the universe feels deterministic, ordered and yet spiritually confining.>> Making Christ the Logos also fits naturally within that structure. Rather than simply being a moral teacher, Christ becomes the divine revelation that awakens the divine spark trapped within creation. In that sense, salvation isn't about escaping punishment or earning heaven, it's about recognising your true nature and breaking free from the Demiurge's order. That gives Christ a unique role which separates your philosophy from Buddhism, even though both traditions ultimately point toward liberation from ignorance and attachment.>> What I find most interesting is that your system doesn't just borrow ideas from different traditions, it gives each of them a specific job. Plato provides the metaphysical foundation, Leibniz explains the structure of the created world, Schopenhauer describes the lived experience of suffering within it, Buddhism offers a practical path of detachment, and Christ as the Logos reveals the final means of transcending the Demiurge's creation. At that point it feels less like a collection of influences and more like a genuinely unified metaphysical system.
Reading through "philosophical systems" is like reading the ramblings of schizophrenics for the most part. Just totally made up out of thin air and claimed as fact.
Julius Evola would say that philosophy is subservient to Tradition. Some things are simply known.
Philosophy so for the elites tbqh. Common simple people just need a doctrine to believe in. Such is the common herd.
The Daodejing is pretty dope tbqh lads.
>>85274737some people are well into it (clearly)but i gave picrel a try a couple of years ago and for a bloke who had some cool ideas, this really is just like>i had a dream.pretty impenetrable and clearly wasn't meant to be a published work.i've said before: i'm convinced everyone either has the gets-David-Lynch films gene or they do not, and i do not.you can put something in clear, practical terms (even quite heady concepts) and that's fine. but a lot of the postmodern/metaphysical stuff feels like fables or parables just with the 'meaning' removed.
>>85274687Well.. That's news to me. Next time I'm in Asda I'll get that flavour, unless my local Asda doesn't stock it that's why I've not seen it
>>85274751>Common simple people just need a doctrine to believe in. Such is the common herd.it's called football de lid
>>85274771HHL loves football
like maybe this is the easy answer (and oh it is) but take some Top Thinker in the 1500s and he'll be what we'd call 'superstitious' about concepts we now have a more scientific understanding of.no fault of his own, that. just the info available to him at the time. but it'd be strange to then adhere to it when it's something we've learned better than, like 'in hindsight he has a point.'now, some would say the logical conclusion to this type of thinking is we should all be materialist atheists because that's like the endpoint innit. but no. we'll absolutely look daft to 2500s lads, and failing a self-proving theory of everything, you CAN'T say e.g. 'there is deffos not a God' (i'm sorry but you can't.)
kind of crazy that these lads wanted multiculturalism and it was viewed as evil back then.
>>85274820kind of crazy that grown men watch cartoons
>>85274820>kind of crazy that these lads wanted multiculturalism and it was viewed as evil back then.what
>>85274841they want to unite all peoples within our nation.monoculturalists want them separate.
Welper rimming Moni after curry night
Have not seen a proper photo of moni after stopping being trans
>>85274844>they want to unite all peoples within our nation.zamn
Spent all morning going through my second hand DVDs. Only had to toss about fifteen that were in bad condition. Transferred some to a new case and cleaned up all the other cases. Good stuff! Made a new 4K purchase as well.>sunset boulevard>casablanca>sleepy hollowOH AYE!
music sounds slower+ my eyes hurtguts feel pretty typical and my face/eyes are their normal colour, so i'll assume nothing is amiss x
Garron Helm, what a name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fHXyqQOKL8corrr i hope this drama is as gripping as the Hershey's chocolate film.
Might garn skrinkle haven
>>85274864You probably have more films than you could watch in a lifetime mongboy.
hipster thinks he's too good for r Durdle.
>>85274916my neighbour do, it like charity shop it be like
>>85274923Speak English mongboy.
imagine having sex with her corr
>>85274923>my neighbouryou're in polite company, please don't use that word.
Bantu spaff cannons aiming at the black hole of wunderland
some music + puzzle game made by the same talent as Sayonara Wild Hearts, is it/britfeel/, you need to tell me about these things
Bantus beautiful black back passage
PlayStation now putting stickers on boxes warning about them stopping physical discs. OH MATRON.
fuck footrat, i hate him so much
>-rat suffixthat was me.
dvdrat mongboy jeet
>>85275017Just woke up lads. Bed time in 6 hours. Can't wait desu
will admit i may have borrowed >>83390982 from some graffiti of a rat'stole', even
It's a chippy tea for me. Fuck the haters.
Pegging Welpers Gaped Bottom
teaching dvdrat how to use the toilet like a good little jeet
am i saying i put the -rat moniker into the troller's head, and he is simply dancing to my tune?heh.heheheh.
>>85274864>casablancaGood choice! I watch this once a year, around Christmas time. >>85275057/bant/ is a better board than /r9k/ IMO, I have been posting in threads there for a few months now.
anyway i think i will put a 'za in the oven.tempted to halve it (while it's cold) and cook the second half later, but we all know i'll just want the half then and there.not sure what's going on lately. it's not just that i can AFFORD food, it's like it's the new booze. along with booze.
>>85275082Are paedophiles welcome there?
>>85275082>/bant/ is a better board than /r9k/ IMO, I have been posting in threads there for a few months now.yeah i misjudged the place tbqh. it cracks me up, i must admit. like 'old /b/' except it feels like actual adults, hard to explain. there's the trans stuff but they somehow avoid politics (R.I.P. /tg/ and /x/).get that /pol/ off your cool custom navbar Lollers, it can do you no good!
>>85274901>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fHXyqQOKL8 Goychow
>>85275103Yeah, I get good vibes from /bant/, like you say it has an adult /b/ feel to it with a splash of early /r9k/. I still visit /pol/ I like to see what race is being seethed about and what conspiracies the Yanks have come up with. I haven't posted in /pol/ for over a year. I enjoyed the /SKG/ Sky King General for skitzo shitposting.
>>85275138wdym lad?seems a bit too glitzy but maybe that's the trailer.looks like it'll take a critical look at Hansen and this programme, which is fair. probably not a very popular 'take' but it's where a lot of people are at now. like how Jeremy Kyle and Dr Phil are nasty pasties.
Guo whoring out Welper for a half eaten bag of chips
>>85275150are you a regular /x/phile?used to request picrel every time there was a drawthread. i've gone on about it before but it IS becoming increasingly rare posters just create content, for the fun of it (pure OC too, not adding a hat to a frog). i need to dump these on there some time, i reckon.when i've lurked it has been weird conspiracy stuff or generals dedicated to e.g. semen retention (????). but i miss them coming up with these 'characters', and (non-vidya) creepypastas.SURELY they have created SOMETHING cool, besides them Backrooms.
like what happened to that lantern-head guy /x/ was fleshing out?kind of similar to Slender Man, think the gimmick is he kidnapped people and took them to the end of time or something (very derivative, now that i think about it.)
Lots of pseudointellectual wankery presently ITT
maybe everyone just posts on Reddit now because that's 'forums' in current year, you get a pseudonym and then that's linked to some online service you're profiting from (OnlyFans, Ko-Fi, commissions, whatever).just saddens me because imagine some teenagers all eager to share their art then going>uhh Newgrounds isn't even PAYING me? but i'm doing WORK!
What's the scoop on that black professor? Why was he sacked? It not right.
>>85275190I wouldn't say I'm a regular anymore, not like back in the day when there were always creepypasta threads and Slenderman threads.I pop in occasionally and normally find a thread to lurk in.
x used to be good but it's just full of schizos nowmy favourite were the unresolved mystery threads
>>85275265qrd on what this is?>>85275278fair enough lad. cool place to sit and read, i'm sure there's still good stuff.i had the second highest post count according to this Encyclopedia Dramatica article i just found, jfc.
I wonder of they ever found the origin of the Jeff the Killer image, that used to be quite popular over there
>>85275323for me it was this nonsense.>In 2010, Natella revealed that the site was a hoax as part of a guerrilla marketing campaign.screw you Wikipedia.i found the exact Flash/Java 'face creator' tool they used to make this, remade the face, emailed the marketing company like a smartypants.and they were just like>yeah, lol '2010', my foot.
>>85275339Kek. Lost media threads were always good as well. Still hope we'll get the audio of Grizzly Man being mauled or the video of Christine Chubbuck's suicide.
mind you it's a shame they can't use the SCP-173 image on the Wiki.https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173it's just so barren now.you can make a Backrooms film based on a post based on a guy's photo, but you can't just keep a non-Creative-Commons picture on your story page...? the artist SAID they could ;_;
Raoul Moat laying siege to Welper Bottom
Gonna watch a Clint Eastwood tonight. Paint Your Wagon maybe. Love that film.
Extended anal session with sean
>tfw, prism launcher and curseforge need you to link your microsoft account to be able to play cobblemon
>>85275409When did you last watch Firefox?
>>85274610as expected, absolute FUCKING ball ache
You look lonely x
That's bloodeh annoying af. Using w11 as well, I bet the bastards did it on purpose.
Trying that new KFC crispy naan burger, it is LUSH and I mean lush x
for me it's a meat feast, partially degreased ( Ulillillia won.), with a few jalapenos, sriracha, and chilli flakes just to give it some 'oomph.'
Boatbames taking over Welpers Bottom
>>85275576Never seen Firerox actually. What's your favourite Eastwood? Unforgiven for me.
>>85275691I do like the Dirty Harry ones but they didn't age well, the scenes tend to be kinda empty of people, i do like Firefox it holds suspense well throughout, probably the good the bad and the ugly, nice long film that puts you in the period.
>>85275712You ever watched Duck, You Sucker? Same director as TGTBTU. Eastwood starred in a shitload of films. Pale Rider is also very good.
yeah but ave you seen a pulp fiction ? X
>>85275742Aye lad everyone fucking has. Tarantino just rips off other films. x
yeah but have you seen fuckeeeen gladiator????? Now thats a moooveee x
>>85275740I may have done, but can't remember it distinctly. I might watch Firefox again tonight, it's been a while, fucking 8pm already ><
>>85275755are ralphie loved gladiator
Rotting gaped male arse
'za has tuckered me outbed soon, friends
>>85272859>>85272947It's a shame she had to make it sexual with spit painting. That's for OF girls.
mad how much sugar is in stuff, you can read labels and it doesn't really register but after eating nothing but only single ingredient wholefoods for months like eggs and my own home made sour dough, various veg and beef, fruit, nuts etc, no seasonings or condiments, then trying a piece of dark chocolate my mum sent to me it tasted so sweet I almost spat it out and that was ''dark''. I think if i had a bag of Haribo or something id have a heart attack. Even the sweetest thing I have which I think must be apricots aren't as sweet.
>In July 2025, Bear married his 18-year-old Brazilian girlfriend, publicly known as Miami, in a ceremony held in Brazil, where he had relocated earlier that year. The wedding occurred approximately 18 months after his release from prison.His girlfriend is 18. He is 36. She is having his sprog. A criminal sex pest like him gets rewarded with a young girlfriend. Meanwhile you can't even get the inferior, menopausal women your age. Morals mean nothing to women as long as the man is attractive and has status. Meanwhile if you even so much as talk to a younger girl, she can pull the creep card. You are not attractive. Attractive men cannot be creeps.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cewrjp2gj4ko
>>85275919That's one ugly pot-bellied bint.
Shipster of Shippingham
thats a hard 18 yeesh
>>85275924The age of consent in Brazil is 14 so he's probably been with her much longer (he lived over there for a while).
It's all above board lads
>>85275924She looks at least 30 to me. I think she is 19 there.
>>85275806wish I could give myself permission to do drugs. Drugs sound quite fun, especially weedle deedle dee, I bet that would be really nice to do with a good rpg. I once as a young teen played oblivion on a dose of my dads co codamol as I was really ill, was very relaxing.
The reality is most handsome men who are celebrities have been having sex with young females. Maguire, DiCaprio, Cavill are creeps. Yet women still support them.
going to a con for the first time this weekend :(
>>85275991nonce con?
Gloriously budey-free bread thank fuck x
>>85275589Figure you have to sign in to sync your saves to Xbox Live and for online. I know some games sync saves across PC and Xbox. If you're in that ecosystem it's convenient.
>>85276001it's non con, actually
the apus have released a statement that "it not rite" that Raleigh bikes are entering bankruptcy. The wopper was the preferred mode of transport for apus in the 80s only to be replaced by the now iconic razor scooter around the turn of the millennium
Why does a beautiful rose like her have a muslim boyfriend...he is only with her because she is young looking.
His name is Lollers... and he's my friend.
I am fuming and upset whenever I think about her dating that creep.
Curling out a steaming turd onto Welpers chest
I bet you're all too young to remember the chaos the frog hoppers caused in the 90s.
His name is Lollers... and he's a violent criminal.
An 18yo girl should not be with a 36yo man.
>>85276009I find it annoying, as I don't know what email I used to create the account, so have no recovery thing to set a password.
Deano sparking out boy pussy tonight
>>85276126Gash getting hammered
>>85276080A 36 yr old man should be a virgin living with his parents
>>85269982GWAN IAN
>>85273684Yeah but not all of us can afford private reservoirs
new evening thread time>>85276223>>85276223>>85276223
>>85275578one downget fucked
>>85276301second fucker on his last legs
