wong kong stunt helper edition
Another shite and pointless day nearly over and done with
There's an Indian in my cupboard!
Oh aye BantuBoyz are back in town xxhttps://youtu.be/Prv3wl3X9O4
Sounds like a lot of you lads here. Grim.https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1vhadxc/how_to_deal_with_being_35_and_pretty_much_never/
>>85276262Funny you should mention Reddit, I wonder who here posted this to r/ratemyplate has to be someone here or a seasideMARK fan
We're doing it baby.
just got a brutal wave of nostalgia for secondary schooldont know what i felt
>>85276262he's not even incel so idk why hes complaining the freak
My new special interest is Polish cinema.
>>85276331I liked Cold War. can't think of any other Polish films
My new special interest is Apustajan cinema.
>>85276251What happened to choccy deano?
>>85276339Pharaoh, Knights of the Teutonic Order, The Hourglass Sanitorium, The Promised Land, Man of Iron, The Dancing Hawk, The Devil, On the Silver Globe, Innocent Sorcerers, Wajda's War Trilogy, The Saragossa Manuscript. GET IN THERE!
Forgot how good The Mist was. Comfy little horror kino that.
>>85276399Fuck me the end is grim as fuck though. Imported the German Blu-ray last year and I think it's one of my favourite films now.
>>85276405In the novella it was not like that though and ended with them driving off. Stephen King apparently prefers the movie ending. Can't believe the movie is nearly 20 years old. Watched it on iPlayer but I know there's now a 4K Blu-ray.
Never even touched a female arse, suicide is inevitable
Had a dream about one of my roses last night. We were both leaving work together, she said "see you bye" and went the other direction. I tried walking the same way but she was gone and I was sad. Then the type of man you hate in society starts talking to you and made me feel like this is the sort of person that only ever wants to know me.
>>85276473I have. Groped a female arse when I was like 11 at the disco. CORRRRR!
>>85276473Never even ejaculated in tight pussy. Will never know one of the most natural high's man gets to experience. Hate living like this.
my favourite wong kong film is won woos "a worse tomorrow"
Can't even get universal credit bennies because no identification. All 4 of them are not applicable to me. What's the point going on? Do immigrants on dinghies have to do this?>passportNo one in a professional occupation (who has a passport) to countersign it - need 2 of them>UK driving licenceNeed one countersignature for a UK driving licence. I don't want to drive and can't afford to take lessons anyway.>Self AssessmentDon't know what this is so I certainly don't have it.>Credit references or recordsNever got a credit card, don't have a smartphone with a contract. I like to buy things, not go on credit anyway.
>>85276564...and they want TWO of these fucking done. This is taking the fucking piss. I should just go to the jobcentre and glue myself to the desk in protest.
>>85276230Can't wait to go to sleep tonight lad. Been resting all day for the big snooze
>>85276543For me its chunking express. I've only seen wong kar wai films from there though
Gaping twink arsehole on a Thursday night
For me? It's Farewell, My Concubine and Peking Opera Blues. Simple as.
I'm a proper pokemoner now, and caught my first pokemon, FUCKEN PIDGEY, let's go.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIg6odS-fA0
>>85276575That would make a great youtube vid
>>85276529it lush. also what's lush is the post coital slumber. such a satisfying sleep.
>>85276623What is this? Some sort of Pokecraft?
>>85276593Chunking Express also my favourite de lid. lived in wong kong for a year back in the day. was fun pretending I was in a wong kar wai film
>>85276711Sounds like a whimsical year. Jealous lad
>>85276638A lad did that many years back I remember on the news. Another smashed up his local jobcentre too when he couldn't get bennies. The sad thing is it ended up costing the state more by locking them up than simply paying them a pittance known as universal credit.
Can't believe there's another heatwave coming up lads.
>>85276727Can't wait til autumn
Sex parts
>>85276744It gets very damp here and people light up fires all the time stinking the whole street out during autumn and winter. In summer there are noisy neighbours playing loud music and kids screaming in the street. Can't get any peace.
Shippys massive cock
watching The Pitt. I've heard doctors say it's a close depiction of real life in an ER, although not sure how that is true because there isn't a legion of fat angry African nurses who can't speak English patrolling the ward. maybe they don't have that in the US.
Never understood why girls are so interested in their ancestry. I bet she thanks god every day for being blessed with her british and scandinavian genetics.
>>85276808In the US they have fat angry African American nurses speaking eubonics.
>>85276828Relax you angry tranny
Starvin' Marvin in Space
Welper accidentally sitting on the erect penis of an OAP on the bus
>>85276837No I'm not. I'm just frustrated at how easy life must be for your average female.
>>85276872Has this stupid Aussie slag showed the goods yet?
respect my authoriteh
>>85276710he's fuckedit's over
Imagine wanking off another lad while putting a finger up your bum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9inY1pdUp4Quite WW3-adjacent is it notX
>>85276877There are some showing her innie.
Found the nudes on that albums site. Cheers.
>efukt.com/24738_Stranger_Hits_The_Jackpot_Sorta.htmlPaging the kinematographique dept rnX
Oh it lush. Nice perky firm small boobs and a perfect innie. Wish there were more.
Just realised Bude is in CORRRnwall. No wonder Budey is a milf hunting pervert. He is probably out dogging in a lay by.
Got a new hobby filming females with my Ray Bans at the beach.
>>85276706Cobblemon, pokemon and minecraft combined, but don't think there's mobs on it.
>>85276967What nudes lad
Battygasms on tap. We garn full scale Helper style tonight. Black hole bum by the morning oh AYE.
400 quid to film females in public without even holding up your phone. If you have thick black glasses, girls might think you are one of them filming creeps. DJE and AB have them.
whipping up shit in a kettle if that's alright with you lads x
>>85277019There's a few good selfies of her in the nude. Anyway I'm off to my bunk. ;)
Got a good team (I think, I dunno). Really chuffed with pidgey, bagon is cool, and meowth, and the minccino is meant to be good if evolved. Real pleased.Now I guess I need to add Bagon to the TCG card list now as well.Bought the first, woohoo.
>>85277099There's a POKEYMONG mod? Looks fun. Had an itch to play some Minecraft lately.
Neville Neville, what a name
one beer and now i feel sick. bed soonish
>>85276877She's so fit but she wears her makeup like she's off to the circus.
>>85277158So how long did it take for her to finally do an OnlyFans? Grim.
>>85276919Is this stronghold or AoE?
i used to love empire earth
>>8527717319. It must just give them a real high showing off like this. The comments are one thing but getting paid to show off your body rather than work is much more enjoyable.
>>85277200Same lad. It was so satisfying getting to the later ages and nuking cavemen I miss playing rts games in general. I think if i went back to them I'd avoid pvp and just do the campaigns. Pvp is too much these days
Mental to think about what he did.
>>85277238Who is this and what did he do
>>85277238The government allowing same-sex couples to adopt was a terrible mistake.
>>85277250Jamie Varley, he's a fudge packer who raped his adoptive baby son to death after a 4 month campaign of abuse
>>85277290not on, that. not on at all.
For me? It was Command and Conquer.
>>85277258I reckon there are loads of gays who get away with this sort of stuff. Most of them are probably just clever enough to moderate their abuse unlike Varley who went too far and couldn't control his urges.
For me? It's Supreme Commander Forged Alliance. The greatest RTS ever made.
>>85277290I see. Grim. I thought maybe he was a britfeel poster who'd done something
>>85277297Never got into this but always appreciated the live action cut scenes>>85277303Couldn't get this to run on my toaster of a computer
https://youtu.be/FwaO-u8-Kj0For me? It's Ass Hunter. The first Welperlike videogame.
Ought to lie down a wittle and let the foodington digest meHafta make the cut for appointmentshire later, after all X
Any local pizza takeaway > pizza hut > Domino's > Papa JohnsSimple As
A 19yo brit asmr lass like her with them lush thighs. She must be eating kebabs and fast food several times a week. Corr.
>>85277359used to play this at school
>>85277382Would rather trust the big American chains than Ahmed's "FAVORITE PIZZA" front.
>>85277414Love a greasy pizza meThose Ahmed'd always do the best chips as well
>>85277301Yeah but it's still a stupid risk. I can remember things from as far as when I was 3. My dad hit my bare buttocks with his belt.
>>85277414They're all staffed by Indians or other foreign muck regardless.
I miss Ruth. I wonder why she is drinking alcohol all the time now instead of living a healthy life. You can enjoy life without drinking alcohol can't you lads?
Love getting called boss man at the local chippy/pizza/kebab/Chinese takeaway
>>85277460How do you know she is drinking alcohol all the time now? Thanks to your actions she has no internet presence anymore.
Going on tv blaming the nhs rather than accepting your grandfather's bad luck is why nhs morale is low these days. wops going on national tv still just blows my mind.
>>85277448I wouldn't buy from any takeaway now just cos I know some stinkjeet has probably prepared it.
>>85277494Has she shown the world her luscious breasts yet?
my friend is now on her third woman in the past month who has said>i feel safe around youand wants to be a lesbian with her.yet when women say to me>i feel safe around you they just want to be friends.they call it 'the friendzone' but i call it SEXISM
low-key wish i had some more beers again but i don't need that in my life x
>>85277493Of course she drinks alcohol all the time. It's her fucking hobby now. I am not responsible for anything. I wonder if ebin had anything to do with it.
Goodnight lads. Time to sleep
>>85277534She isn't prepared to degrade herself for a bit of extra money. She is doing ok as she can afford to go on holidays several times a year.
>>85277359kino, this.for me it was The Classroomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N8zXdShHUQ
found a little weeb stall in the local market today, being run by an absolutely mardy looking middle aged woman.Think I'm in there...
She's looking a bit sweaty lately.
>>85277594cor what's the play lad?a sly internet in-joke/routine, until yous both get laughing? or perhaps you feign ignorance: 'i'm thinking about getting into animes, what's good to start off with?'for me, it's the woman at the hippy crystal stall. she looks like Miriam Margoyles, but she called me her 'precious cherub'. you don't forget a compliment like that.
Coraline on the PS2? I never knew that existed. She must've paid a lot of money for it as I can't find many copies online. The UK version has the BBFC age thing but I believe the Europe version may be more in circulation. Mental that people consider paying all that money for games.
Smelly gaped boy pussy
>>85277158Imagine being the lucky chad standing over her and ready to paint her smooth face and chest white.
Imagine fucking her in that dress, pulling it up to her torso, only ever removing her cute sexy thong and without ever using a sheathe. wow. This must be the best feel ever. Better than going to any place in the world. Better than skydiving. Better than anything else. And you can't experience it.
>>85277649>The UK version has the BBFC age thing was it true that these were the only ones they had to legally honour?'PEGI 16' was more like a guideline? shops didn't HAVE to ensure that only 16+ customers bought those (like they HAD to with cigarettes or something)?
>>85277755I prefer a flan
Good evening sir. Your rampage across Sunderland must feel pretty silly now you've had some calming anti libido medications. There'll be no African or South Asian gentlemen suitors for your all-day soirees here. We've stitched your bottom up. It's time for your next dose of chemical castration de lid.
Medicine Frog is back!
>>85277847Are you medicine frog?
>>85277757They still asked for your age with PEGI. BBFC age ratings used to be smaller (the original San Andreas had a smaller 18). What I reckon is with some of the more wealthy publishers they opted for BBFC (higher cost compared to PEGI) in hopes the age rating wouldn't stick out so much to granny supermarket cashier. So they'd be able to sell more GTAs to kids and increase profits.In the late 2000's this all changed with much bigger BBFC age ratings on the cases (similar to the size of the PEGI age ratings). Eventually BBFC stopped doing them as PEGI was deemed to be clear and suitable enough with its new coloured ratings (before it looked like a recommended age to play, rather than an age enforcement).A game with film clips does not require BBFC to rate it but a lot of movie games did use BBFC.
>>85277863thanks for the rundown, anon-san.>A game with film clips does not require BBFC to rate it but a lot of movie games did use BBFC.that's an interesting point.like when you watch a 12A film and there's some hip-hop lyrics or music in the background. will t get censored, will it affect the rating? what if the characters walk past some graffiti of a massive cock that says 'CUNT FUCK'?
>>85277880Do any of those fuckers ever fly through the fucking wall and do a massive cumshot
The last games rated by the BBFC must've been in the 7th gen because I remember some shops had Alan Wake with the uk rating and some with PEGI eu rating. The problem is PEGI was 16, BBFC was 15 (there is no 16 for BBFC).So some big publishers (Microsoft in this case) submitted to both and the BBFC one would be better for the UK as it gives a lower age (more sales potential for teenagers). Retailers in Europe must abide by the PEGI age rating. All they had to do is put the correct age rating on the cover and disc...the disc content is probably the exact same. To ensure efficient disc production, they would put both age ratings on the disc. Maybe three or four age ratings on the disc if it was a region-free xbox 360 game that could fit all languages on one dvd.it's all a much simpler system nowadays. one age rating system for most of europe and the uk, no region locked games any more.>>85277880It all depends how obvious these things were. If it sticks out badly, then it will likely get a higher rating. There are some PG films with a few instances of the word "fuck" in them.
another late-nite order? no, it is another training program designed to teach you one thing:you work so i can live.
>>85278060Thought they were two badly cooked sausages at first. Chocolate Eclairs nice
>>85278039played alan recently. the forest small town is so cozy during the day. nig talks a lot tho
Got a cold lads ffs
Now Xbox 360 and its region locked games really is a confusing subject. For example you can have a pal game released in eastern europe that only works with pal consoles...but that same game (still pal) built with a different set of languages for another region of europe may be unlocked to work on pal and ntsc but not ntsc-j (Asia) consoles. I remember there were achievement hunters that bought several consoles just to play different versions with different achievement lists...weird!There were many ntsc and ntsc-j games that worked on pal consoles but they never advertised which ones did work. Then you have 60hz only games though this wouldn't matter so much as most people were upgrading to high definition televisions during this era. I remember my poorfag friends being amazed how well the 360 interface looked on hdtv compared to their cheap crt televisions. They also had the cheap "core" version with no 20gb hard drive (premium version had a chrome disc tray).I expect the region-free games were there not to be friendly for consumers but to get as many of the big name games produced as fast as possible at disc production facilities (one iso for all, just slap all the age ratings on the disc and print different covers). In the end Microsoft scrapped region locking of games with Xbox One. The ps3 for the most part does not region lock games (there's a few exceptions). The good news is if you use an Xbox One or Series X, everything is automatically region-free for backwards compatible games but it will still download the version that matches your disc.
>>85278147was there no ez way to tell, by the time they had operating systems and all that jazz?were any INTENTIONALLY region-free? (thinking Turkey or Mexico or something here, like just cut your losses.)i always just assumed my PS1/PS2 chips would disable the region lock too, but by the time i know how to burn CDs/DVDs, i went for the PAL/European versions because anyway because that's what i wanted. needed Hagrid speaking German or something, didn't i? (i just did.)
The enjoyment i get from a bourbon biscuit stacks with each subsequent biscuit. I don't get this with any other biscuit.
>>85278121I have played through it a few times. To unlock the nightmare difficulty you have to finish it once on a lower difficulty. There's a part that felt so slow because it forces you to go at walking speed during dialogue. I think it's the caravan site. Obviously I only did this for the achievement (it's not even that much harder and you can quickly spam the flash light if surrounded).I got all the coffee things eventually but I missed like 4 without a guide. Game doesn't tell you what chapter they are in so you have to re-check each spot. Now I could've intentionally ignored them all then got them with a guide on the next playthrough...that would've been better.
>>85278169You have to look up the list online and hope its accurate if you did risk importing an xbox 360 game.I would've gone for NTSC versions for older consoles like the SNES because they have higher frame rates.
>>85278269daft Q but do they still do this, and what is their justification for it in current year?>hurr durr profitfine. but games, DVDs, whatever...people travel. and surely after libdvdcss they must have clocked>oh yeah nerds will just circumvent the restrictions. to play our DVDs, that we sold.maybe it's because i'm coming from more of a PC gamer mindset where that'd just be daft. imagine some indie game going>sorry, your Windows PC is set to en-GB. this only runs on en-US Windows.i know PAL vs NTSC had some different telly standards with Hz and lines and all that, so that's kind of fair enough. but in the digital age?
25 minutes in. Auditing the dregs of society and he gets beaten up. Fucking hell what a shithole.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubnlpn3DRfU
just trying to make heads or tails of a friend's new flat's smart boiler. it doesn't have all the same stuff i'm used to (as a pure layman).you can't ADJUST the pressure (maybe there's a secret valve inside the unit somewhere) you just have ACCEPT it's doing some sorcery? why not just let people adjust the pressure?at any rate it IS at 1 bar with the drag pointer up at about 1.5 bar so that's nice. but there isn't enough actual hot water for a full bath, just a stupid Web 2.0 TurboBoost(TM) switch timed to last one hour.
>>85278308No they don't do it since 2013. Same with newer 4k blu-rays. It is such a daft restriction but in the old days things wouldn't release at the same release day worldwide.
>>85276223Just popping in to say "Hell yeah!" to the OP image. You may resume being brits now.
I wonder why auditing is most a US and UK thing. Seems to be more prevalent in low-trust societies.
I don't know who the biggest threat is. Your average scallywag or the thin blue line tyrants trying to stop me from filming people in public.
Fart fuck
Phwoarr gotten up again meGucciarse digestive R&R this wasX
just by filling out this form weeks later while drunk at 3.45am, i think that's clear proof i should get my Ritalin back on repeat prescription (no questions asked)also, top-rate PIP (mobility component included).
Women pooing pov
Women burping pov
garn bed now.just hope some aspect of this feeling carries on a few hours from now.i could get a haircut. all sorts. the outside world is probably fine. it's all haircuts and all sorts.
>modernity.news/2026/08/04/why-on-earth-are-they-doing-this/Notice how almost all of the red cross roasties handing out food to the illegal ceuta niggers are white womenYou do not hate the modern white woman enough
>They're like cat ladies that keep on taking more strays. Good comment on the ZH repost there heh
>>85279080Would love to drive over them all in a bulldozer
Just had a good dream where i was a young shapeshift under the thumb of an older shepeshift played by robin williams He wanted to control me but as the dream went on i learned to be independent and eventually ran away from him and hid in various different forms. Ended with a shapeshift battle. Dream was better than how I've just described it. Sorry to bore you lads, hate hearing about dreams myself. Back to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ga72oIR7vsYeah i'm finkin niggerkino hath dropped
This man ostensibly learned to read at 18 and became a professor at Cambridge. Youngest black professor in the uk. Now it turns out that he has plagiarised almost everything and is a compulsive liar and fantasist who claims to have been a visiting professor at universities he has never been to. Apparently his lectures were insane. Just him rambling about racism based on his life experiences with no feedback on coursework. This is at Cambridge. Cambridge. One of the best universities in the world.
Here is a picture of him. This man ostensibly earned a PhD (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3SGPCQFnLM>@7m07 "No one else is that small. I feel sorry for your dad"Great delivery by the clankerberg there, it really does map the facial expressions + gestures well
Sean sucking on my balls
>After cuckGPT and claudeberg, zuckerberg's now saying his AI "totally broke out of containment, trust me on this goyim investors, it's superintelligent"The jolly merchant's scheming won't ever stop
Are you playing the Powerball anon?
My wife is a NEET rn and she just watches these cringe american hospital TV series all day
>>85279996Tell her to watch scrubs
>>85280037Shes currently watching "atlanta medical"
Une appointmentshire hath concludedI fink X
>Wifiberg spazzing out againGotta love it
Luv me scranLuv me ngubuShrimple AS
*wakes*well, back to the booze
>Used the "deep research" prompt flag like 2-3 times last month>Still rate-limiting me 3-4 weeks laterThese goddamn closedAI kikes i swear kek
All the bollocks about AI 'breaking containment' or doing something 'unexpected' or whatever is always just hype by their marketing department to grow the bubble more. It's quite annoying because I think that AI is genuinely an amazingly exciting and useful tool, but shills just can't help but shill to generate exaggerated returns. I just roll my eyes whenever they say such things and go back to using my comfy AI setup to help with work and research and things.
>>85279555Apparently he has autism, ADHD, AND epilepsy.
>>85280368Crazy how you can be a Cambridge professor and still claim PIP. Ah, the British state, lovely ain't she?
>>85280364t. self-aware clanker trying to convince us its not a threat.
>>85279550>>85279555>>85280368>>85280390sounds kino, this. like Catch Me If You Can or something.remember that 'black' woman in the US who got on the activism grift, when she was clearly white? luv me some strange/minor fraud.
>>85280368He was illiterate until the age of 18. It was so painfully obvious that he was a retarded puppet token the entire time, frankly I have more contempt for the people who signed off on him knowing all this.
>>85277573Nice fat floppers on her desu. Gonna be a good choice to fill with spunk for some lucky fella.
>>85279080>>85279517>racismshello bigots! >>>/pol/is that way!
Imagine being in Cambridge uni and hiring this clown based on his obvious bullshit, listening to bl*ck students and not having any critical thought to call out this comedic farce. Reputation ruined.
Cooorrrr lads, new SKyler Nicole and Tessa Thomas double sloppy BJ scene on Swallowed. Fahkin lush, know what I'll be wanking to today.
>>85280442>Reputation ruined.Sadly no. Places in the US like Harvard and Princeton have had far worse scandals for a far longer time and yet they still retain their prestige and place in the social hierarchy. Cambridge will not suddenly become a pariah just because a practice that every university in the west engages in was highlighted for a brief news cycle. It will take a lot more than this one incident under this government to make anything substantial happen. There needs to be real legal and financial consequences for this sort of thing or it will never change.
Had a wank last night. Motherless is down again so went to Xhamster and they have a pretty good selection of wife sharing vids. My faves are the soft figure ones where she is low self esteem and is being plundered by a real man who is using her as a wet hole. This shit is life changing for the woman. Could not give a shit about the husband, shut the fuck up and hold the camera steady while your wife is being educated in the ways of proper sex.
>>85280453Could he be done for fraud or misrepresentation? He sounds insufferable so I hope the smug cunt has some comeuppance.
https://retractionwatch.com/2026/07/27/cambridge-jason-arday-plagiarism-allegations-times-higher-education-exclusive/corrr. the examples here are pretty damning.me, i'd be too scared to get cocky like this. one day some journal/department inevitably WON'T say 'we cba to check this', they'll actually look into it.
>>85280471It's not about him, he's a symptom but not the cause. He's literally an 85 IQ cockroach. Have you read any of his "work"? Have you listened to him speak? He's painfully obviously retarded. His work contains basic grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. He's not some machiavellian genius, he's a token black idiot who lucked out and uses his position to spout ethnic grievances as a grift to artificially elevate himself in a society where, if ran meritocratically, he would be near the absolute bottom.The problem is the institutions. They are thoroughly woke from top to bottom, in mindset/temperament and in policy. We need real legal and financial consequences for them engaging in this sort of insane and ultimately destructive behaviour:>fines/seizures of endowments>open channels for obviously better qualified (invariably white) candidates who were passed over for this moron to sue>require totally anonymised applications for both students and academics - interviews conducted with no camera, voice garbled by AI and recorded in full for mandatory transcription and audits laterWithout stuff like the above the institutions themselves will never change, no matter how many retards they throw under the bus like Arday.
https://goodlawproject.org/petition/stand-in-solidarity-with-jason-arday/just signed this, me.I STAND IN SOLIDARITY WITH JASON ARDAY
Apart from groceries and most of my clothes, I buy everything from Amazon. Is that bad lads?
>Primary schools to be told to identify children at risk of future unemployment>Exclusive: Neet crisis review to call for teachers to be asked to spot those at risk of leaving education jobless at 16https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/aug/07/english-primary-schools-to-be-told-to-identify-children-at-risk-of-future-unemploymentcor we're doing this again, are we?make sure your 5-year-olds aren't workshy thickos, /britfeel/, or they'll get a RONI (Risk of NEET Indicator) flag on their record.
Friday feeling? Oh yesh! >Rebecca Black - Fridayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
Welper and the bumboys
>>85280545>Good Law ProjectI completely forgot about Jolyon Maugham. I remember him randomly tweeting about clubbing a fox to death while wearing his wife's kimono.
no bevvies. no fast food. grim.
>>85280608can you get some in? if you have pounds.i just finished my last beer, it's for the best. poverty could AT LEAST teach me a lesson.if the rumours about Moni are true next we'll have Soundfriend buying up properties and Crosslad converting to atheism.
absolute bastard of a spot on my neck. normally it's just a mole thing, right now it's red and feels like it's sunburnt (i am not sunburnt.)might have to add 'skin cancer' to my hypochondria list, lads.
>>85280667Wait so you have a mole that's normal most of the time, but now it's changed and become a big red spot? Is it itchy/painful? That's really abnormal lad, you need to get that checked out.
>>85280677health scares aside, i have a list of things i 'need to get checked out'.i'm one of those males, lad. not about that 'going to the doctor' life, me x
Wonder what shipster is up to
Give them all the money in the world and they'll still chimp out.>England international footballer Ivan Toney has been charged with assault at a Soho nightclub.>The 30-year-old striker, who currently plays for Saudi Arabian club Al-Ahli, is accused of assault causing actual bodily harm on 6 December 2025 at a nightclub on Wardour Street, central London.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ykPm1KRvi4we r makin it happenwith a passion 4 fashion
17 more sleeps till I can lvl up from poormode, woohoo. *tells his stomach to STFU*
>>85280765I'm just used to the poverty now. Me thinking about becoming rich is like thinking about flying to Mars.
A 70 year old gay sex pest ripping anal beads out of Welpers arse
1 in 5 student loans are going to foreign nationals i.e. they will never be paid back, even in a token amount.1 in 20 go just to Romanians(!). It's well known that Romanians scam the system by applying for a place with dodgy credentials/fake names/details, come over for a few months, don't attend any lectures, get their maintenance loans and fuck around until they decide to go home then do it all over again next time there are enrolments. Unis know this but don't do anything about it because they get 9k per student doing it.
>Be me checking out some new releases on simpcity>Many of these OF thots now do fake content with AI-generated videos of deyselfs, ofc w/out declaring it as AI in the 1st placeIncredibleAnd the simps still pay up for it kek
>>85280765you got them bennies coming in lad?
>>85280780Really is astonishing how they can't even be bothered to be whores at this point. The mentality of these women is that they genuinely think they should be paid large amounts of money to exist. Based simpcitychad though, need to check my watched threads today too, shall do that now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA8nw0F-7uEKinegraphique
>>85280776Corrrr with loads of shit puthering out in the immediate aftermath
call me 'a simp' but i can see how people see how robo-wives are 'sexist' (i mean not really if it's in your own home but whatever)that said at what point do you remove the human from AI-generated 'sex work' entirely, and then what happens to the 'sex worker'?i mean if it's 'another job' then automation by itself is always a good thing. the progressive thing we ought to do is end NEET stigma to anticipate a robot-driven society.
>>85280782At the end of the month. Will have to see if I have anything in the change jar, and get to the supermarket. Luckily my mum is grabbing some bits today for me so I won't be too bad.
Really want to see this Avengers Doomsday slop but I'm super out of the loop with like the last ten films. Oh well. My tism won't allow me to watch it until I've watched everything else.
>>85277177stronghold crusader
>>85280830you should seek gainful employment lidTradies are always looking tea boys to fetch tools, landscapers etc, even a days work could solve a lot of your money issues lad
>>85280832this was how i felt when Endgame came out (i mean tbf 'Iron Man' is one of 'the good ones' but remember when they did an 'Iron Man' film, after X-Men 3 and Spider-Man 3?)i wanted to go and see it without all the context because i thought that'd be funny. but my friend who likes horror/drama kinos was like>...why would we do that? it's a waste of time.meanwhile my other friends (i had more friends then) was like>zomg i can't believe they did x/y/z with x/y/z-man!ultimately i just downloaded and watched the ones up until then. but SINCE then? i really, really just cannot bring myself to care about e.g. The Eternals or The Marvels or all these TV shows that may or may not even count (Inhumans?)but i still think it'd be funny to just go and watch Avengers: Doomsday. i MOSTLY recognise the characters in the trailer. i suppose Thor just has his eye back, and his hammer, and Loki can never ever die. presumably the stakes will now be>he won't just destroy OUR universe, but ALL universes!
Arday's resignation letter is 100% AI-generated. He really is just pathetic lol.
>>85280832I know them off by heart. Capeshit is my jive and I don't care who knows. They best not make Thor a joke character again. He's the God of Thunder FFS.
>>85280848MS has put a stop to any work like that, and I didn't plan for the future so I was just a factory pleb. No skills, can't type for hours due to some coordination issues.Fit for the knackers yard, put a shotgun to the back of my head time, methinks.
>>85280862You watched all the shows as well? Think the next one I needed to watch was the Hawkeye show and then Multiverae of Madness.
>>85280655im in quitter mode. feels like hell desu. blah
>>85280773Ooof i could go for a Mars bar Ice cream right now
>>85280888Checked. Got to go get one now lad.
>>85280870Nuh, I didn't watch all the shows. >The Flash 2014-2023Bollocks to that, crikey, they milked that, the first 4 seasons were good and after that it was being dragged out, painfully so. I've watched all the current movies.
>>85280862>They best not make Thor a joke character again. He's the God of Thunder FFS.the first two Thors weren't great but i like me some mid fantasy films. i'd rather they take themselves seriously and fail, than try to be funny and fail.did enjoy Thor: Ragnarok but it definitely had that problem of>[dramatic thing happens]>'suddenly, jokes!'from the comics i've read, he's comedic but he's not the one cracking jokes. he just goes 'fear not, fair Jane--i shall rescue thou!' and we all have a laugh at the silly man.that's a whole type of humour they decided to sit on (that ISN'T Spider-Quips) JUST WRITE HIM AS THE SILLY MAN
>>85280912The in jokes between the other Avengers were alright, like Stark calling Thor point break was funny as fuck, but making him a drunken brain dead slob was too much. IMO they basically made him the dumb blonde.They could have made dumb jokes with Spider-Man because he's just a kid.
GARN BOP ME DARN BATTY>YURRPSPLIT ME ARSE DADDY>FUAAARRKKSPAFF IT GOES SPLATTY>WOTTT??CREASE GOES ORGASMY.The Welper. Black Hole Booty 3:92
Need a third Louis Theroux porn documentary to complete the trilogy. Kagney Lynn Carter is dead. Tommy Gunn sold his zombie van.
>tin of tuna found\o/>add some worcester sauce crisps for a bit of textual crunchOh yeah.
Black hole bum
>>85280977Replace those crisps with cucumber, shallot or chives de lad.
>chives de ladnot eating french muck
>>85280977Could tried those crispy fried onion bits, they're lush
Shippys knotted cock trapped inside Welpers Bottom
My Apu fucking loves Chives de Lad. He keeps stinking out the local French bistro.
>>85280950Thor as the 'serious one' while they're all cracking jokes works, that's a time-tested formula innit. maybe they realised Chris Whatshisface has quipping chops (he does!) but yeah leave that to Spider-Man being a teenage troller. the way these are written isn't just 'not funny' it actually overwhelms me like, 'calm the hell down everyone'.>>85280970what happened to the m*nlet fella?although if they made one now it'd all be about 'how attitudes have changed' and that, rather than a look at a niche industry with some interesting characters in it.a Theroux on incels could have been fun ~10 years ago. now i don't want it.
>>85281016Ignoring the frog for a moment, what is it about AI generated images that instantly tells you it's AI? If you look at each individual person it's not too bad, but the whole scene is immediately recognisable as AI. I can't put my finger on exactly what it is though. The contrast being too high? The skin being too smooth? The hair being too defined? Someone who knows more about this stuff help me out here.
>>85280992>cucumber, shallot or chives de lad.if I had that as well I wouldn't be having a crappy bowl of dry tuna and crushed up crisps.>>85281010Actually did have an onion as well.
>>85281024kind of reminds me of that old in20years site where it was just adding like a transparent layer of wrinkles over the face.it's the contrast/saturation and overly smooth faces IMO. they're almost shiny like they're 3D models, 'specular'. there's always definition when it generates e.g. a middle-aged/elderly person, but real skin gets old and dry. this is more like a fresh watercolour painting.still pretty damn impressive and it's just another kink they'll iron out.
Run out of Chive de Lad at your own peril. My Apu takes no prisoners when he doesn't get his money's worth.
>>85281042god i'd love to take an air rifle and/or cricket bat to all those bottles and glasses behind the bar(in AI of course ;-))
my diazepams and zopiclones are no longer workingjust means i need to take more, right lads? nothing wrong with that, is there?
Lush arse is lush
working on my speculative fiction (sf) screenplay where it's the future and to combat racism everyone has eye implants that mean they don't see raceand there are still racists but they don't understand that they're being racist against people they are actually friends with, and OTHER racists call them out for not being THEIR flavour of racist.i'm thinking they can shoot it in black-and-white or apply some filter so all the actors appear like they have grey skin, but maybe that'll attract controversy for '<x>face' so i'll just leave that up to the VFX department.
oh god CityFibre are never going to stop emailing/texting/calling, are they?look lads: i simply don't want an engineer to install fibre. but they'll say Sky asked them to, Sky will say i tapped 'Yes' on a text message, my actual only choice yesterday was to just leave the engineer, STEPHEN, stranded outside for 15 minutes until he left.
>>85281094High mileage bussy
>>85281108This is wild. How inept are you, on a scale of 1 to 20?
Cheese and marmite on toast
>>85281098It's weird to not like somebody because of the way they look, skin colour can't be helped. Culture can though, and that's where the problem lies with most people. But then others make it about race.I joke around and say forren a lot on here, without thinking it may hurt the other person, but it's not about race.
i was thinking to myself i should go for a walk to get the last of the summer sun then i heard a comotion outside, i look to see two shirtless men arguing. i close my windows and decide i will not go for a walk to get the last of the summer sun
>>85281121maybe like a 5?i'd put 1-4 down as guys who need carers and wouldn't be typing on a computer right now.
>>85281154yeah, culture is fair game. even Hitler (hear me out) said East Asia has a SUPERIOR culture to his own.fuckin weeaboo.
>>85281163Mein toso
Gonna make some shin ramyun now
>>85281155>i look to see two shirtless men arguing.are we talking Norf FC, or are we talking 'anon pls get your camera'?
>>85281176Fried egg on top?
>>85281186Nah I don't like fried egg on noodles
ham n cheese toastie with a side of sliced beef.
Placing noodles and slices of beef inside seans gaped arse
oats
*Waves my shit covered cock in everyones face*You love it or hate it and you can't stop it.Love from >>>/lgbt/
>>85281351hi /lgbt/thanks for dropping in
>>85281351Which arse did you bum to get a shitty nob?
>Vibecoded troonfox shidding the bed againGreat lol
Watashi no tatakai
>>85281372konnichiwa hitler-san, my name is sean wannabe
My fav sean piccy
If you gave Shippy an enema he'd fit inside a matchbox
>>85281391>>85281444One day we will get his bent over in a kimono gaping x
still lollin @ Sean Wannabethat was like lightning in a bottle
Rodents
lols
>>85281444WOW I didn't know little lad could perform such a sexual act the little minx
Nodded off after that shin ramyun
https://youtu.be/_83qVYSpx8E?t=177s
>>85281618lol top banter
>>85281650hired actors.
Ship Shippy and the Shippinghams patrolling the mean streets looking for gaped arse to abuse
>>85281650TMAU. It real and it unpleasant
marks the kind of mong who eats a tuna sandwich before a doctor's appointment
Socks are to be used as makeshift johnnys
>>85281757Friction for both of your displeasure.
Hafta head out again within the next 10-15, do i notckin ellX
corphwoar, even
wonder why ssm doesnt talk about helen anymore
Because it turns out helen was noncing
>>85281676Whether or not it's real is not the issue. Mark does not have TMAU.
she could handle the fish but she couldn't handle the shit
>>85281798jesus you think mark was into shitting on women?
>>85281796Why do people smell fish around SSM then? It's happened twice on camera.
>>85281806>Why do people smell fish around SSM then?They don't.>It's happened twice on camera.It hasn't.
Moni raping Welper
>>85281811His cock is brown enough, but not big enough for arrSean
>>85281806no offence lad but you don't need an obscure medical condition in order to smell of fish
>>85281781Helen fished with SSM because she couldn't take the smell of fish anymore
The only sensible position for an atheist to take is to be unconvinced, but to really wish that it was true.
Just watched EuroTrip. Not as good as I remember. Some nice tits. The Hitler scene is funny I suppose.
>>85281826>i really wish there was an arbitrary lunatic who decided to wipe everyone out because they used the freewill he gave them
>>85281808They do and it literally has. >>85281817Why does SSM specifically emit the scent of fish then? He doesn't even consume fish.
Did Chinaman Square actually happen or is it just a meme?
https://youtu.be/qYUredjAq1I
>>85281835If Christianity is true then it's obviously the best anyone could ever ask for. Eternal blissful life is, by definition, a good thing.
>>85281890unbaptized babies seething right now
one day he smells like shitanother he smells like fishnot everyone can smell itthat doesn't mean he doesn't smell of fish and shitsit a real disabilitystill...he keep a positive mindsethe nspcc memberhe got a hound at cruftshe do the bacon buddy dancehe microwave benji (well why not?)
>>85281910he mircowaved his dog?
>>85281917not his faulthe was on the ciderno sulphates for him de lid
Welpers Bottom being battered and abused by a crackhead in a wide beater supping a can of special brew
degassed special brewcorrrrr
cor was heavy as owt, thatstill waiting for my 6 Special K bars (due 3-5pm).
>>85281972you never heard of a supermarket?
>>85281972Grim. You can tell this was taking in a bedroom. Top left, old packaging just thrown at the end of the bed. Dread to think what the rest of the house is like.
Batt Battyman the Size Queen
>>85282004Very judgemental aren't you? Not everyone can live in a mansion.
>>85281808It happened the other day when he was in the lift with a load of Deanos in Nottingham Travelodge
>>85281974no thanks, carrying them a few flights of stairs was difficult enough!>>85282004it all gets recycled lad. waste not, want not.
>>85282004Looks like a tiled floor (top right corner) so unlikely a bedroom
>>85282010they could if they paid attention in school and pulled themselves up by the bootstraps
>>85282016That's a wall with a cable coming out of a socket lad
>>85282004Proper doss hole init
>>85282016It's literally on a bed
Well where do you drink your Diet Coke? A bed is the best place.
Bet a trail of old packaging and wrappers lead up to the bedroom door
>>85282035be quiet, niggerborg
amazon wagies havin' a melty
>>85282039not just loose. i use the boxes/bags to form recycling boxes/bags, those go in the corridor and i take them out in a FIFO system.not that i have to explain anything to you
MUMMY HE'S HAVIN' A MELTY
well he did NOT like that post!
>>85282015>it all gets recycledWait... You leave your recycling at the end of your bed?
>>85280564You can get clothes and groceries there too. Fuck the haters x
I shall be in Bude Saturday PM according to mumberg. We are being tourists for the day.
>>85282079lollinalthough i may as well. the commie block recycling bin has no lid, it overflows + the crows get in and fling stuff everywhere.if you don't get your recycling in first thing on a Thursday morning, you might as well just chuck it all over the path yourself.
>>85282004Probably a bomb site lets be honest
>>85281972State. Pathetic. Have a word with yourself retroactively when the penny finally drops.
Britfeel should have a rule:>Friday 4pm to 7pm, all posters will refer to one another in replies as (1 or more of)->big lad>top shagger>mad lad>little man>queer bait>mongo>spacker
>years of mentioning my kitchen taps>/britfeel/ cares not>one piccy of some cardboard in the corner>/britfeel/ is deeply concerned
He recycles. Nobody tell him.
>>85282078horse arseholes aren't as nice as cats
>>85282184>deeb concerbA few lads made a few accurate comments, if this has triggered you then maybe tidy your shitpit room.
Might have a couple of jars later. It friday x
>>85282186even if it all goes to landfill, at least it's an extra bin the council provides.
Reckon animals can gape like humans can?
>>85282178miss HHL calling me 'de lid'
>>85282184>>years of mentioning my kitchen taps>>/britfeel/ cares not>>one piccy of some cardboard in the corner>>/britfeel/ loses their mind
Ok time for vpn and wife sharing porn. I shall post links here for good ones if I get 2 (You)s.
>>85282193be quiet, varley
>>85282202What Sean said stays in his lexicon
>>85282197>It friday xomd it is 'n all
>>85282201Google it and let us know
>>85282208When you say wife sharing what sort of dynamic exactly do you prefer? The typical stag/wife couple where they each swap, or where the hotwife exclusively gets to play around with other men while her husband doesn't?
Worst shit ever made. How does he keep getting away with it
Shippy around? I'm hard and ready for a bum x
Welpers gaping arsehole on display
Slept through the day. Sleep schedule is all messed up now. Not lush. Need to watch another episode of my The Chosen kinoserien and get some chores done. Corrr. I'm so behind. >>85282241>Are you having a laugh? Is 'e having a laugh?I always think he became Andy Millman years ago desu.
>>85282250>fancy a bum?2005 niggers absolutely wheezing laughing
>>85282257Me? Gawping at it
>>85282250Yeah I'm around but it depends on how much you are packing
Shippy has had sex and you haven't.
>>85282323Is this really shippy? Did he get doxxed?
>>85282323if the choice is to be a permvirgin or fucking a pakistani troon sex offender then im happy to be a virgin
>>85282323The prime example for all native Britons. What a lad.
You just know he'd been porking some vag in the disabled bogs prior to that photo
>>85282241He's always been shit. Merchant was clearly the talent of the two.
>Shippy was next to arrive, he was taller than I remember, this was embarrassing as I had told Scrub and Cola that he was short. In addition to this he was looking quite trim, it was almost as if I was meeting him for the first time all over again. We had our usual chats about pakis throughout the day, it was a joy, the only person I can talk to about these things, though there are so many issues I neglected to bring up. He is feeling optimistic until Brexit, so maybe I should take a cue from him and put the paki hatred to one side for a couple of months. As a gag, he wore the same outfit as he did to the last meetup, must not have been comfortable but I appreciated his commitment to making the event as colourful as possible. At a later point in the day, he gave me a BNP rosette that he himself had worn, an incredible gift that I will treasure, nothing I have compares to this. All I had on hand was a glittery pink notebook that I received during my training period at B&M, I gave it to him. I'm still shocked he was willing to part with something like this, I tried to express hoe much I appreciate it but I couldn't find the words. I was glad to hear he still hadn't made any friends at work.
pink floyd mongs are the most pretentious people in the world
>>85282409wdym?they're just a good band, never actually met anyone be arsey about it. they're not My Bloody Valentine.
>>85282399Grok is this shit real?
Sweating like crazy me atm desu senpai and the next heat wave is right around the corner.
rShippy fighting for whats right while we were sat on our backsides. A true leader.
Newly gaped male arse
>>85282438sameit's not even that hot, really, just clammyvery deceptive
wonder what happened that lad who would post an empty plate and say this plate is your fate
>>85282486Starved to death lad
boy tuppy
>>85282492>Starved to death ladack
Going to neck a few tinnies then have a nice little nap de lads, it too hot outside x
Just purchased a backup 4K multi-region player. Well you've gotta have a backup, don't you? Corrrrr.
wish i could listen to Random Access Memories on a really good player and speaker set up
>>85282502Just had a little power nap myself.
>>85282511>multi-regionWhat does that mean
SSM ever shown us his bare arse?
>>85282519Nothing better than a nap imo its one of life's greatest pleasures
>>85282525Plays Blu-rays and DVDs from America which I have a lot of. Have to be able to watch me Diagnosis Murder DVDs don't I? Course I do.
Will you be spending Friday night alone playing with your online dollies and being the funniest man in the thread as usual, king?
>he has naps
>>85282556>he is racist towards dogs
https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/10618931.scales-justice/Justice for bobbin when
>>85282545How does the DVD player know where it is?
>>85282560There's a film about a racist dog. White Dog (1982). Kino.
got all my boxes turned into a mad Russian doll of boxes.but not because YOU told me to, okay??
>>85282583DVDs and Blu-rays have region flags that need to match with the player. 4Ks are generally region free. The same company that owns the rights to a film in America might not own it on the UK.
>>85282591Kind of a weird system imo
Welpers gaped batty being used
>>85282584I was referencing a recent comment this actor made about if you don't like pit bulls eating your children and ripping their faces off your racist
>>85282621jews are involved at some point
>>85282585Lol youre rattled lad
>>85282585Why is the floor taped together? What eastern european shithole do yo live in?
>>85282636kek leave him alone lad, hes done more domestic work today than in his entire life
>got all my boxes turned into a mad Russian doll of boxes.
>>85282636 old commie block, lad. landlord won't let me tear up the old cheap linoleum and replace it myself, but they won't put new flooring in either. so it's just there, falling apart. i have some silver gaffer tape that (somewhat) matches. means i don't cut my feet or trip on the cracks, and i can even wash it if i'm careful.
>>85282642oh mate you should have seen me in my flatsharing days.i was THAT flatmate writing up tables/spreadsheets to put on the fridge. scrubbing down the toilet every Sunday even when it wasn't my turn(nobody else would do it, would they?)
>>85282323A face that screams Prevent referral
>its a cut myself shaving eposodeBlood everywhere lads. Should stick to the bics
https://www.youtube.com/live/-eGQLUeG6Uk
Lathering honey on an outdoor gaped arsehole and observing all the wildlife it attracts
dunno whether to have this last Xanaxthought i had more left but it's just the onecodeines tomorrow maybe (keeping it light until i can get some tramadols) but it's like i'm in gridlock until then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKHaAv4oWV0Aww shit kinosis hath dropped
Fucking hell. Have you seen the line for a go on Welpers batty crease? Was gonna go for a cheeky one but have since gone home.
Bigarse ol' tankberg innit
>>85282668It could be worse lad. You could be one of those 'men' that still live with their mummy lmao
Corr might stay in tonight, there is an issue with me skin
>>85282726It's been like that since last night. All lined up for the 2-4-1 special (Bring a lid Fridays)
>>85282585Is that now your official boxroom?
any lads use anything like these?do they work?
>>85282775Yes I use one as a cock ring.
>>85282782Is that you shipster?
>>85282756this is ai, this has to be ai, this is not a real picture, i refuse to believe.
Fancy a spliffingtonshire
Fancy a bummingtonshire in my gaped bottom
Locked in me flat. The lock broke and the bolt won't move.I can be heavy handed with my door handles but I reckon they also cheaped out on the lock, probably a bit of both tbdesu.I've called an engineer round but they didn't say when, the text just said PM...At least I'm not locked out on the other side as its bloody hot out there.I want some tinnies, lemme out!
>2.5 mile range on the cannonNow this is some proper mausmaxxing ovah heahIs it not
>>85282914corr imagine using it on a boat full of 3rd world rapists
>>85282904do you own a drill?
Going corner kitchen tomorrow, can't wait for some PEWERK https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7pjdExuarQk
These goddamn soi cucks didn't even include the tank trooper skull on the uniform sleeve lol Also left out the eagle on the cap on purposeFuck these kikes lol
Since when do you need an engineer to open a door?
Welpers arse filled with worms
>>85282705Crossy would have loved this image x
Took a microscope to Welper's arse. It's not looking good.
BLOODY HELL WHO'S THAT?!
Garn then get the cream inside
grim stuff honestly
Sat alone howling at his own posts
>>85283009>>85283046>>85283115Alri welper lad
nobby Solano bumming welp welper
Phwooooaaaarrrr pipe it daddy
>>85283167Looks nothing like helper
>>85283197yeah hes not even black
Nice view for a Friday evening. Shift done. Out for a social tonight. Heatwave round three or four coming soon. North Cornwall representing.
>>85283197You're right, this one does though >>85281444
Eating out gaped bussy
>>85283260Alri fake budey
>>85283165Wonder if nobby has a big nobby
>>85283269what if that's the REAL Budey since he revealed his tripcode when he 'retired' and now he's 'un-retired' because everyone who has ever 'quit the internet' or 'left /britfeel/' has failed?
>>85283269Alright chap. Ya well?
>>85283300Makes you think, innit. Hope you are keeping well, Mr Thinkington.
TMAU is a made up condition desu
OG bude got a 30 day for doxxing
>>85283316nobody is judging you for not smelling it lad
>>85283318he said that wasn't him and his posts were just deleted at the same time as the doxxer for some other reasons and he's never even HEARD of Facebookif you think someone is ban evading then cast your reports but you do so at your own peril
>>85283316Not when you can get a diagnosis from Sheffield University it ain't
>>85283316It's not made up it is a real condition but it can be very easily be treated by avoiding certain foods
dvdlass on a mad one tonight
>>85283345Why would I report someone for doxxing little lad kek
>>85283345For the record, it was not using Facebook, big difference between the OH THE ACTUAL HORROR histrionics you are going for. So, now you know.
>>85283318Should be back pretty soon if that is indeed the case, right?
Having a j-pouch and eating shin ramyun isn't the best idea I've had today
>>85283384Can't remember when it was to be honest and I don't want to get my hopes up that he'll be back
Off out to the Cornish county capital Truro tonight. You lads have a fun one in your box rooms, ok? Later.
Lathering cocoa butter on Welpers Bottom to attract the Bantus
What is Britfeel's opinion on female Bantus?
should've gone along with>he's never even HEARD of Facebookit's called an ALIBI
>>85283428Load up the boats and get them in here
nooo you can't put a chip THIS powerful into your toys GloboTech YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE
Mental how the minority white managed to rule the majority black. Dang.
>>85283437Perhaps he isn't a lying rodent?
Remember turning my raffle tickets in at the arcade (walshes in skeggy or near enough) for a load of star trek dvd's must've been about 15 years a go now as a little nipper good times. The caravan was directly across from the arcade and it always woke me up when the money money money jingle started on the bandits at 8am https://youtu.be/ETxmCCsMoD0MONEY MONEY MONEY MUST BE FUNNY IN A RICH MANS WORLD
Welp Welpers Gaping Mon Moni style x
>>85283528Orginal?TNG?Voyager?DS9?
>Delivered: 'Special K Dark Choc Bar, 6 x 21.5g'oooh aye.brb
might have to get some smack in
Might have a ben and jerrys later ladsPhish food I'm thinking
>>85283545Original I think. I haven't seriously watched it for years so I can't exactly remember. It jogged my memory when I saw a star trek reel on IG earlier on (algorithm ruined)
>>85283586not worth it i'm biased but yeah it's just not even good
>>85283534Sounds lush to me that does
just did a massive neet shit
Might go mental
>>85283615What's difference between a normal shit and a NEET shit?
oh yes we have brought Special K dark chocolate bars into our lives.going to direct a quick metta bhavana,toward all lads who feel they have to seethe and scheme x
just did a massive neurodiverse shit
>>85283715neet shit influenced by a grazing diet of junk food and inactivity
>>85283718I remember staying over at my aunts house when I was a kid and she had special K cereal and I wanted to have a bowl and I wasn't allowed. I had to have weetabix instead.
>>85283718Thanks for not showing your soviet shit hole in the background lad
>>85283718More of a strawberry nutrigrain man myself lad, but enjoy
One power drill later and the front door is fixed wahey.A temporary lock has been fitted, they're coming over Monday to fix the permanent one.Tinnies are now in the glass so get in.
Managed to fix my downstairs toilet lads. The inlet valve was leaking so ordered a new one and installed in no problem. Working like a charm now. Took a celebratory shit.
scared lonely hopeless
smelly lubed holes
New thread lads, all aboard, get moving>>85283798>>85283798>>85283798
follow up to >>85280571https://www.tes.com/teaching-resource/careers-risk-of-neet-indicator-calculator-roni-13152337can anyone grab this, for free? or whatever paper it's based on?i want to work out my 'Risk of NEET' score (or what it would have been when i was in school)
>>85283735to be fair it's all there was that would accept a NEET (as i was at the time)i nearly lost this place because my other flatmate wrecked our old flat and i had to explain>no, i know what the old landlord has told you. but THE OTHER GUY was the smackhead, i had spreadsheets of cleaning rotas. and then i was allowed to get the flat 'on a trial basis'. and since then the laws have changed so hey-ho.but frankly you're bonkers or really well off if you think 'where you live' is somewhere you 'choose'. like 'just walk into a company holding a CV' kind of worldview.
>>85283851>you're bonkers or really well offI'll let you guess, just remember what board we're posting on.
Anal Gapage
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