If anal sex is unnatural why are assholes so arousing? Did our ancestors have anal sex?
>>85257552>Did our ancestors have anal sex?dudes have been butt fucking each other for thousands of years. the male g spot is literally in the butt. yes its natural.
>>85257552men are filthy creatures, this is why I'm a fucking lesbian, this post, it affected me so badly that even in the past it changed my sexuality
>>85257552Because mammals evolved from creatures with cloacas. We've had 4 limbs for many times the length of time we've had separate shitting and breeding holes.
>>85257560are you sure its not because youre frumpy and unnattractive
>>85257560Lesbians eat ass, tranny, just not yours.
>muh natural!Naturalistic fallacy. Just because something is natural doesn't mean it is good. Go eat poison hemlock if you want "natural."
>>85257560Lesbians also like assholes though. My gf likes assholes and she's straight.
>>85257565fucking retard, why are you trying to guess who I am based on how I type? you're wrong, mistaking me for somebody else.
>why are assholes so arousingYou are a faggot and in denial about it.
>>85257582>your brain on reddit fallaciesyes, natural behaviours are broadly healthier than unnatural behaviours
>>85257594desu it would have been better for the normies if logical fallacies were only ever put in latin. becoming common knowledge makes idiots trip themselves up on them constantly.
>>85257560Funny majority of so called lesbians are fake as you. You care more about behaviour than actual physical attraction.
>>85257588Fucking a womans ass isn't gay.
>>85257585>you're wrongI don't think I am and you're not going to prove me wrong.
>>85257560become straight then marry me and I'll never go near your butthole
>>85257552I really want to stick it in a foids ass
>>85257552Yea I love girl butthole
You see what God intended. You see the alternative. You make your choice.
>>85257552god I need a gf with a cute asshole so bad
Anal is for gays, why would you do it if you have a wet clean pussy next door? Anilingus is acceptable though if you've already licked her pussy plenty and want some more.
>>85257750>what God intendedDudes will say this while their girlfriend uses birth control and they wrap their dick up in rubber
ask grok you fucking faggot
>>85257777It's not gay women enjoy anal and can cum from it
>>85257783Humans will say all sorts of things while they drift ever deeper into the black abyss.
Anal and anilingus is for siblings when you don't want to impregnate her and have retard babies.
>>85257552Big brown butthole
>>85257665The type of man I want would just tell me to lube up my butt-hole regardless of how I feel about it so I will pass thanks
>>85257552>why are assholes so arousing?because you are gay
>>85257940Lube up your asshole bitch so I can breed it
>>85257552No memes but I stumbled upon a youtube lecture the other day where the speaker answered a question from the audience about why do men love doing sex in doggystyle, and the answer was something about how it's a leftover from when we were primates walking on all fours, and we had a full view of the female's genitalia, and when apes evolved into bipedes we shifted the view from the vulva and into the tits
>>85257940So you are just every whore everill pass
>>85257940You are really performative aren't you when there are large of numbers of guys who don't want to do anything with buttstuff. Probably because you're terminally online outcast woman and don't have enough patience for a relationship.
>>85257940You turned down my proposal and broke my heart.
>>85257940Because you don't have a vagina tranny kek
>>85257947ThisThreads like this one constitute homosexual spam. They should be moved to >>>/lgbt/ or >>>/trash/
>fucking female ass is lgbt
>>85258946There's a literal long running /r9gay/ general but a thread about female ass is homosexual?
>>85258946Shouldn't you be snake handling in an even gayer way?
>If anal sex is unnatural why are assholes so arousing? Promotes eusocial behavior. Vehicle for communicating dominance and hierarchy. Can be used as a favor, a thank-you, an apology, or to please or de-stress the partner. Has the social benefits of sex without the reproductive cost. Satiates male desire to penetrate and female desire to be penetrated with no reproductive cost. Shares immune systems. Produces bonding hormones and promotes skinship. Satiates desire for sexual variety without infidelity. Promotes togetherness and resource-sharing in a highly social species. Allows individuals of the species who can't be penetrated vaginally to engage in the eusocial functions of sex. Stimulates nervous system and provides cardio. Probably promotes longevity tangentially by de-stressing both partners. Provides possibility of orgasm for both partners. Probably has some reproductive benefit by making men like big birthing hips and butts. Proximity to pussy probably does lead to nonzero successful reproduction. >Did our ancestors have anal sex?Yes. It has always been commonplace. There are some cultures worldwide where it is considered the default form of sexual intimacy between partners who aren't actively trying to conceive. Literally only taboo because poop comes from there.
>>85257558>male g spot is literally in the buttThis is just gay cope. It's not even in the butt. You're just putting pressure on it nearby. It's like saying you should snort your food because your nose is close to your mouth. FOOD ANALOGY!!! Like where else would the prostate be? Your chest? It's function requires it to be around your penis.
>>85259205So your logic is that anal sex is bad because the prostate isn't directly inside the butt? It just happens to be positioned in a perfect position for anal stimulation?
>>85259118anti anal faggots in shambles
>>85257560Your butthole and buttcrack are amazing. The fact that you are lesbian too only makes these qualities more exciting.
>>85257552I just had sex with a woman who was wearing a butt plug for the first time and it was incredible.We had three sizes, each incrementally larger, she didn't think she could take the smallest one but ended up with the middle sized one in her ass while I fucked her doggy style. She loved it, I loved it, putting my thumb on it and pushing it around as I fucked her was amazing, way better than sticking my thumb up her ass. She said it made my cock feel way bigger inside of her, and it certainly made her pussy feel tighter. She was absolutely creaming like crazy as I pounded her and she came harder than the usually does during vaginal sex.Butt plugs are so based, the true purpose for the female asshole is to be plugged dueing sex.
