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Oh aye it FRIDAY XX

Another cock another wokkle but always Deano
It's like the visions of bantus seems to be true
Another cock another wokkle but always Deano
In the night I dream of bantus and you

I take take, I take your cock
In the batty, in your dreams, a gape so true
I take take, I take your cock
In the batty, in your dreams, a gape so true
https://youtu.be/Pav2f4b-1ZE

whatever happened to the feel street thread image
it not right

Fruity guys

>>85283812
Getting on the weers tonight at the wokkle bank karaoke are we

>>85283798
If you enjoy this shit you are actually a fucking paedophile. Just fuck off.

>>85283798
Worst edition ever. Someone make a proper thread please.

>>85283841
Calm down you fucking batty man, none of those characters are children you fucking retard.

Based edition fuck seething normiemongs

Not even 30 and I've got a very noticeable grey streak in my hair it's absolutely over. Cursed with a receding hairline and now this.

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I'm a NEET and I checked the risk factors and marked them with a red cross if they didn't apply and a green tick if they did. Kind of seems like total bollocks. They're really just grasping at straws here, looking for any reason they possibly can other than the very simple reality that basically everyone doesn't want to work and the cost-to-benefit ratio of the dole is favourable to an increasingly large number of young people, especially men.

If they really wanted to end NEETism they'd end welfare or tighten it up (along with restricting immigration, deporting people, reverse the cost increases on hiring new people, stop hiking minimum wage at an insane rate and broadly deregulating the economy to stimulate growth). They can't, so they flail around looking for 'root causes' or some other gay retarded shite that some gay retarded academic marxist tells them is the real problem.

Plenty of people have absolutely none of these risk factors, and yet if they just don't want to work they will accept a life on benefits because the rewards for entering work is barely above benefits anyway and the detriments are massive.

>>85283877
Not children but it is shit whatever it is

>whole family is disgustingly fucking obese
>I am BMI 43, dad is BMI 48, mother is BMI 47, brother is BMI 44, youngest brother is BMI 33
>youngest brother gets bullied by the rest of us for being skinny, we call him 'two Kebab Kev' because when we have our family kebab night every friday he only has 2 kebabs (huge donner kebabs, at least 2000 calories each), the rest of us have at least 3, my dad has fucking 5 normally
>house fucking stinks which i didn't notice until i went on holiday and came back, and their was the horrible smell of sweat and flesh
>there is always the noise of eating and creaking from the floors and stairs creaking underneath peoples feet
>have a 4 person sofa but only 2 people can fit on it at any one time, mother gets one of the seats 100% of the time (we call it 'Mrs Manatees Lounging Pond') and the rest of us basically have to fight for it
>little brother usually wins as he is in better shape and can outrun us
>we have two fridges and 3 freezers
>local chinese put up a fucking picture of our family tree when my dad gave it to them as a good luck charm
>we shop there maybe 6 times a week, often on the same day

Just to give an example for dinner tonight we had sausage and mash, with 8 large sausages each, 3 large potatoes of mash per person, 2 tins of baked beans each. there have been 3 heart attacks in this house in the last 10 years, 2 of them were in the kitchen. the second heart attack, my dad fell between two fridges and banged his head on the floor. we used it as an excuse to buy a third fridge so we could fill the gap so he wouldn't bang his head if it happened again. (but actually to have more food).

>>85283798
Nice boob window of second row third column. Very tasteful cleavage. Can I get a name de lid?

>>85283841
>>85283873
>>85283924
oooohhhh no no no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>>85283946
>>85283946
NON-PAEDO thread

>>85283798
All look different but at the same time the same. Derivative

>>85283958
Lad, making another when this one is perfectly serviceable is against the rules, it's considered spamming.

Welpers gaping arse reaching critical mass

So rattled he actually made a new one kek, the only effort seethemong has ever put into anything in his life.

>>85283972
Paedos like you will be the first to get the rope when I come into power

I reckon sovereign citizens are onto something

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>Paedos Iike you will be the first to get the rope when I come into power

>>85283958
Seethebread already infected with lushness

Fuck lad this one is actually fucking funny, why waste it on the spam thread?
>>85283991

>>85284001
keeeeke done him

>>85283995
Auditors are the closest equivalent we have here

>>85283995
>>85284026
both are jewish demoralization and fud campaigns

This is not enough (FUARK, FUARK)

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>>85283798
I miss gooba, same isn't the same

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this broke the poor lad, he was never the same

>>85284075
Alri helper lad

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Monged out of my mind on the weed AFK'ing. Let's hope I don't die.

>>85284083
very surprised this hasn't been said already, almost impossible to believe really

>>85284088
Is that a twink outfit you're wearing?

There's an indian restaurant I have to walk past to get into the town centre and I am not exaggerating when I say that the stench coming from it when they're getting ready for the lunch and dinner service makes me wretch. I physically tense up and heave if I get a whiff. It smells like actual just straight up faeces. Horrid rancid shit. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

>>85284115
Don't mind Indian restaurants or takeaway desu as long as they're Indians that are running it, which is never.

>>85284091
Im starting to believe everyone here is helper. Even me. More believable then people responding to his posts

>>85283812
Getting on down to THAT wokkle bank tonight lid? Might join you x

b3 honest
am i keyed?

>>85284115
>It smells like actual just straight up faeces. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
some smell it
some smell fish
others don't

>>85284151
keyed like the amarnite version of based?

Placing your nose firmly inside a gaped bum hole (male) and taking it all in

>>85284200
yeppo :)

>>85284222
well alright but what makes you keyed? were you part of the forum before it got axed?

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The demand for consensual-only sex is Satanic
NO WHERE in the Bible, the Old Testament, or even the Quran or Book of Mormon is it said that sex needs to be consensual.
The definition of Rape in the Bible (the only legitimate definition) is sex outside of marriage or adultary
Fucking your wife while she cries like a bitch is not rape. Sex with a man or your neighbor's wife is. Get it right.
You know who does demand consent from a woman (such as your own WIFE) before fucking her? Anton LeVay and Aleister Crowley.

Demanding consent for sex is fucking occultic and will doom your soul.

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>>85284110
No. I'm larping as a woman to get free GP from even bigger losers than myself so I can start saving up for a santa hat.

>>85283919
not having a go but AREN'T you at least mentally spasticated?
why are you a NEET? coincidence?

>>85284246
Based laddo

getting back into guitar i am x

>>85284238
why axe me that

>>85284273
oh it luvleh lad, get on it fella

>>85284245
At the time if you were married then your wife was your property and you could decide what happened to her, including killing her. If you wanted sex then she was your property and nobody could lawfully tell you not to have sex with her. That being said there was an understanding of rape in that forcing yourself on an unmarried woman was rape because she was still her father's property and that contradicted his wishes for his property, and if you forced yourself on a married woman then you were obviously violating the property of another man. But a man 'raping' his wife was a non-sequitur. They just didn't conceive of things that way.

forgot about guitarlad
just seems mad we used to have nice things
hope the seethers are happy, 'i WON >:)' or whatever they believe
(as if HHL won't be back some time this month LOL)

>>85283798
I've watched all these debut I have been watching vtubers since 2019

>>85284296
if a guy raped your daughter, what could you do? was that a situation where you were allowed to kill?

i'm not guitarlad but i play guitar x

>>85284246
How much are they going for? They were MILLIONS back in the day.

>>85283919
I'm a neet and I meet 6 of those criteria's it was over before I was even born wasn't it?

>>85284315
Depends on exactly where you were living and exactly whose jurisdiction you were under, but basically yes in most cases. Certainly in Roman and Greek law you were more than welcome to get a group of your mates together, grab the guy, drag him through the street proclaiming what he'd done and then end him.

>>85284331
No, because you could just choose to go get a job anyway. You're NEET because you want to be.

>>85283798
Cecilia Immergreen (bottom right) is the best one you should subscribe and follow

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>>85284322
They've dropped from their peak and they're around 3.6b now. I have a blue and purple but they're sub 30m each.

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gaijins talking in the 'nyaa~ hmph! eeehh...' animu voice sounds awful. just doesn't work in English, they ALL sound like Nyanners.

only exception in existence:
Zero no Tsukaima dub. breddy gud.

Welp Welper getting railed by Bude Budey in the Bude Bang Bus

too rusty lads a little frustrating x

>>85284406
keep at it lad, it its own reward

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Growing up in the late 90s did anybody else have these toys called Jojo's Bouncin Boneheads? Just bought a load of them for cheap, I loved them as a kid I had a plastic briefcase with hundreds of them in. I used to sort them out my colour and line them all up like in this photo.

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porn has won
Reinforcements are dead
its so over x

>>85284343
>Cecilia Immergreen
Is it a bloke?

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>>85284419
thought these were called Knuckleheads or something.

for me, it's Pass the Pigs. minutes of fun!

>>85284419
Woah blast from the past that. I didn't have many but yeah i used to buy these as a kid

https://youtu.be/oJ4Jvcwu59k

>>85284449
corr look how sexy them pigs are, udders out and lipstick on

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>>85284456
My personal favourites are Lefty (top)
Fast eddie (left) and Doc (right)

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now don't get me wrong, no English voice actress CAN do this, only a highly-trained seiyuu can:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA_sbc08_6k

but that's just because Japan has a superior visual arts culture to our own x

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obsession is good
backrooms boring

Making love to a gaped male arse

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>>85284493
so you've said.
still wrong.

>>85284457
The absolute shame of having the police finding your well used fleshlight lol

need a Lee Anthony Hoyland update

>>85284444
Do you are have stupid? What would make you think that? Clearly everyone in that picture is a woman

>>85284449
*passes you a pig*

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wonder where he is these days
hopefully in a better place x

>>85284444
They're all woman anon. Some of them are quite attractive, vtubing is an anime subculture.

>>85284449
You might be thinking of crazy bones those came later from a different brand, personally I prefer Bouncin boneheads the plastic moulds are better quality.

>>85284572
What did ebin have against shippy?

i really miss gawr gura comfy streams. did she make enough money to retire, is that why she left?

>>85284605
probably something to do with ebin wanting to hate fuck poley

Shippy will be banging prime pussy tonight and I'm not

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i wonder how much Danny Choo is kicking himself right now. dude astroturfed his website for years, trying to get his OCs made into dolls, animes, etc.

sorry Danny-kun but a bunch of amateur streamers managed what CHOO couldn't :^)

>>85284616
Chronic health issues

Any pro Conkers players in dis thread? I loved the plastic ones they put out where you'd knock pieces of the head off.

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dwarf hunter good
battle net

Diablo 2 never understood it x

>>85284616
She mentioned that she has a severe illness what nobody knows about. Twitter doxed her location with a new update and it revealed that she was in Sweden and confirmed a long standing rumour that she was in a long distance relationship with a guy in Sweden (vtubers or in Japanese idol culture are forbidden to have sexual partners) most speculate that she has a child and she made enough money to not work again and is too busy raising their child together.

Me? Professional gapist

An amateur will often stitch up a professional x

>>85284633
i have over 300k in career winnings from conkers tournaments

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are we here just to suffer?

>>85284660
yes, for cruel and thirsting gods

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I'm so desperate that I will spam my beautiful post >>85283001 here, because no one read it.
Theme was, any good Chinese games / movies / series / manga

>>85284685
Any Zhang Yimou movie de lid. Ju Dou, Hero, Raise the Red Lantern, Shanghai Triad. Also Jia Zhangke films you can't go wrong. Farewell, My Concubine and Flowers of Shanghai are also two of my favourites.

>>85284640
>most speculate
>a few schizos think

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brb Ladbrokes

>>85284717
Seeing as there is only one man, Johnathan Hill is the winner.

rustyyyy aren't i x
https://vocaroo.com/1mKJNQvrQsPo

*puts on pure moods (1994)*

Welpers Bottom now entering Gape Town via Bummerington

>>85284717
Jonah hill is currently going through a mid life crisis. He's apparently very insecure about being fat and goes apeshit if you mention his previous films where he's fat, that's why he's learned Brazilian ju jutsu to "annihilate" anybody that mocks him.

>>85284764
He's hilariously fat in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

>>85284764
kek chumbawumbas are so funny

Would Blad beat Jonah in a fight? I reckon so.

any psychology lad here know why I like watching and listening to girls eat food

>>85284764
i only get the 'cringenotes' but tbqh good for him. let him have (some) confidence ffs.

reminds me of Kevin Smith. fella has some embarrassing internet posts, but in interviews he actually seems fine. dude managed to lose a lot of weight too.

my mid life crisis will just be more drugs.

>>85284806
yeah your propa mental
200 quid please

Tom Kerridge looks strange after losing all his weight. His head is too big.

>>85284819
chefs should be fat desu, if you aint a fat chef your food is probably shit

Ship Shippy the Shipmeister

>>85284786
Don't know mate never had a fight in my life.

>>85284832
I only trust the hairy bikers and one of them is dead.

why do I like girls chewing food and like slurping and sucking it and open mouth chewing asmr

>>85284717
>May the better man walk out.
Oh my kek. Ellen page is 5ft tall and weighs about 9 stone don't be so ridiculous.

>>85284838
mumberg made their coq au vin once and it was really nice she reckon it was too much work though and we haven't had it since

>>85284867
Tell your mum she's a lazy slag.

jon hill was good in "wolf on the street" so he's alright in my book

correction it was beef bourguignon

Jonah Hill was good in that film where he ate Michael Cera. Supersize Me I think it was called.

remember when joe biden called that guy fat

WISH OLD PEOPLE WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP
CONSTANTLY SNIFFLING AND COUGHING AND MAKING NOISE WHEN THERE'S NO NEED
OH YOU NEED TO SIGH EVERY TEN SECONDS? YOU NEED TO 'COUGH' AKA HAVE A TIC? FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF!

Welpers ripe boy pussy oh aye

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really afraid of bumping into people i used to know

>>85285011
I usually cross the street or duck into an alley.

>>85285020
i do too when possible
isnt always though without blatantly ignoring them

>>85285026
Had a text from an old friend and it just made me want to top myself. Not a normal reaction, is it?

>>85285074
probably not normal no but i react similarly

Bumseshing

>use a temp email to sign up to a site
>sorry we're not accepting new sign ups right now
>use a different temp
>no problems

this shadow banning stuff is so dumb

i take a poo
but im not an apu

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>>85285074
>Had a text from an old friend
lads ITT now terrified, wondering if it was them.

>>85285158
>nightbrowse.jpg
good pic

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Wonder what Harry Jae Robb got up to today

>>85285174
Why do nonces love jurassic park?

>>85285207
because they're old dinosaurs chasing kids around?

Corrrrr! Purchased a couple Criterions did I not? It lush.

Shit that https://youtu.be/tp9AY4598Ow

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beddy-byes

g'night, friends

never watched jurassic park, me

if i restarted life knowing everything. know now i dont think anything would be different

>>85285268
It's pretty good. I don't love the kid actors but it holds up decently. Nowhere near my favourite Spielberg however.

>>85283930
ouro kronii

>>85285272
It would only change if I kept my memories from my current life. Otherwise I'd just make the same fuck ups all over again.

FUCK that shithead kid who says to Sam Neill that dinosaurs are like turkeys.
dinosaurs aren't birds you little snot

>>85285310
thats what i meant
having the memories of my current life
i still think id end up where i am because the issue is more fundamental with me
thats the conclusion i have come to

Welp Welper kissing Moni while Shippy takes pictures

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The cats, the word cunt and fuck
Brilliant

Gave it a chance. Didn't want to call it shit without watching an episode. Its so bad lads. How does Ricky keep getting away with it. Should have stopped after derek

>>85285383
Afterlife was complete shite as well and Derek was borderline legitimately offensive but people gave it a pass for some reason. That show Stephen did for BBC was decent and I enjoyed Hello Ladies as well. Gervais is just a fucking hack who was carried by Merchant.

https://youtu.be/JD3g4rIl-EI

>>85285398
Yeah clearly merchant was the better writer. Although ricky used to be legitimately funny on the xfm shows. Wonder what happened to him. Ricky never even mentions merchant in interviews anymore. Must have fell out

>>85285413
Enjoyed that. Thanks

>>85285421
Appsrently Merchant and Karl are still friendly. Merchant also has a hot wife... irrelevant but true. Honestly, Gervais was just a bully on the old XFM shows. Karl was the real funny one and Stephen held it all together. There was a lot of times Gervais just went too far. Fame has definitely went to his head and the Andy Millman story has turned into his real life. Afterlife was just his tweets distilled into soppy monologues. Everyone is an idiot other than Gervais, that's how he legitimately sees it. I think social media has rotted his brain in the same way as Graham Linehan.

>>85285503
Yeah tbf it should have been called the Karl Pilkington show

Goy bussy

Girls tuppence

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It Saturday oh aye x
BantuBoyz are back in town x

https://youtu.be/Prv3wl3X9O4