Saturday night and everyone is having fun, edition
Hiya, WelperHi, BantuYou want to go for a bum?Sure, BantuJump inI'm a Welper boy, in the welper worldBenefits spastic, it's fantasticYou can pull my balls, and gape me anywhereImagination, my battys your fixationCome on, welper, let's go partyI'm a blonde bimbo boy in a fantasy worldDress me up, bum me fast, I'm your welperYou're my twink, rock'n'roll, feel my dick in your arseKiss me here, ride me there, hanky pankyYou can touchYou can playIf you say, "I'm always yours" (ooh, oh)I'm a Welper boy, in the welper worldBenefits spastic, it's fantasticYou can pull my balls, and gape me anywhereImagination, my battys your fixationCome on, welper, let's go partyCome on, welper, let's go bumming (ah, ah, ah, yeah)Come on, welper, let's go bumming (ooh, oh, ooh, oh)Come on, welper, let's go bumming (ah, ah, ah, yeah)Come on, welper , let's go bumming ooh, oh, ooh, oh)https://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A
It a batty world x
mumberg cooking that BLT x
partyin partinyeah
>>85290610cor these are magicthe inidividual compnents aren't good(yes even bacon deal w/ it r*dditors)but you put them together and OH MY DAYS is that a sandwich
>>85290612wrong day but ok
>>85290610warm bacon in a blt is so nice
>>85290578Oh aye it is indeed going to be proclaimed as LUSH
I do this weird thing where I'll match with girls on tinder and try to get them talking about sex they've had in the past and their exes.Doesn't always work, but it's so hot when it does and I've got a woman who'll happily tell me about how big her ex boyfriend was or how well a date she had a few weeks ago fucked her.
Mushroomed out back passages
>>85290515Not paid enough to wait lad, don't shoot the messenger, blame the delivery companies and perhaps stop ordering so much tat
>>85290624here you go, blase-chan:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWgmP9CHsC0
Stretched out sphincter
UNCS shit himself again lads x
>>85290676>perhaps stop ordering so much tati'll order whatever i want, deliverylad.sounds like you have a high-stress job, both generally and with specific places/characters, but your sass is misplaced.
only another 4 years and I'll pay off my mortgageit pays having no life and no friends to spend money on constantly
Reamed rectum
creamed corn
post the last photo from your camera roll(unless it's a selfie/dox, then post the one before that)
Blown out bantufied boy pussy
>>85290692Parking on some roads takes the piss but nah its not stressful desu
>>85290718Bit of maximum overbosh that eveberg
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads??!https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786157872846430.webm
>>85290758hotthere's a video of him fucking the short blonde, so his standards are rock bottom
>>85290758Phwoaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr that fucking HUGE what a BULL. Bet he spunks absolute fucking ROPES!
>>85290750you've mentioned a few hard-to-find places and some right characters. it SOUNDS stressful it must be said.but to me, it still stands we are to have our tat if we want. i had a van friend who delivered sandwiches to petrol stations and airports and such. he loved his nightdrives and the company was constantly calling him in for (optional) extra shifts, really good money in it.if we shifted to a culture of>everyone stop buying meal deals. you can make sandwiches at home.he wouldn't own a house rn.
>>85290718Me? My last photo? As requested lad.
>>85290758Welpers wet dream oh aye
>>85290758cor, Sharon knows how to put on a work do x
>>85290787bantu'd good and proper
Raped Gaped arse
>>85290787Breaks my heart what happened to Helperlad.
>>85290700>only another 4 years and I'll pay off my mortgageHow old are you lad? You just overpaid or had a huge deposit?
>>85290787This is helper "winning" kek
>>85290578>S..s..s.s..s..s.s.s..stop..I..Im..impersonating..m..m.m.mme..Whoahahaha
>>8529086235 my house was cheap as fuck, got it right before covid for like 50k and it's worth like 120k+ now
Mosque lids
HelperLad is winning because although he may have lost a gf, he has gained a friend.us ADHD guys make very good friends, we have Hufflepuff energy.
i put american cheese in my bacon butties
if you were opening a shop what would you sell?
Bending Welpers Bottom over, handcuffing it, and bumming it until a creamy load is deposited in his boyovaries
>>85290943Anal lubricant
food is bleedy Morish Aid If i wos American Id be 700 pounds x
>>85290758Imagine all the lasses doing this on their hen do without their husbands ever learning about it. Meanwhile they probably won't even let you watch porn to wank yourself off on nights when they "have a headache" or just don't feel like having sex. Fucking grim. Modern marriage is just one big humiliation ritual.
>>85290943I've always wondered why there's not a fast food place but for healthy food.Like put it next to a gym or leisure centre and sell rice with chicken breast etc.
>>85290966It's staggering how many women have done degenerate shit like this. Even the shy, nerdy ones.
>P-Please Mbtumbwe... me fuarkin' batty needs a rest, garn mate let me have ten minutes to scoop me guts back in yer' anaconda has me crease fallin' apart.
do love doing a massive fartingtonbergshireham if im QUITE honestly with you me ladsme little ladsme little ittle bitty laddy ladslove you lot, alri god bless and merry christmas ok thanks for me having me yeah its been wonderfull xx
>>85290969probably not a big market for that but then what do i know?
GET ME A BATTY NOW
>>85290982Surely there should be though? Like everyone wants to eat healthy but usually hates cooking, especially after the gym. Seems like such a convenient system to go in and order like a chippy, but you get chicken and rice, broccoli, fish etc
>>85290963Wonder if in the far future they'll invent nano bots or some kind of implant that destroys food while it's still in your stomach so you can just keep eating constantly and never get fat or feel full. Corr imagine
Belpers beautiful bulbous batty bum back passage bouncing on a big black Bantu bellend
The girl I dirty text, cat has just died. I've pretended to be sad for her but I just want a wank Tbh.
>>85290989maybe your right, maybe im in fat and bias idk
>>85290969they don't tend to last. always a bit bougie those shops, fast food is MEANT to be cheap innit. there's this Naked Deli place that has a few branches. you pick a carb + veggie base, then a protein, either in a bowl or a wrap....but then you're paying 8 quid for broccoli and quinoa with some particles of grilled chicken mixed in. and that is NOT okay.
>>85291005sorry to hear that Catherine has died.i hope you find another sexting lass soon x
Not heard much from Guo recently any updates from helpers carer?
Shippy buying Moni and Welper curry flavoured lube for the bumsesh
>>85290990bulimia is a bit like this.
>>85290989There was a post from some guy on /fit/ once who worked for a company that supplied vending machines in offices. Whenever they'd ask the office workers (especially women) for feedback they'd always complain that there aren't enough healthy options. But when they actually put them in sales fell no matter what they tried. The office workers didn't actually want healthy options they just wanted to pretend they do.
>>85291015>clean>healthy>nutriousclean is mandatory. healthy and nutritious is the same thing basically. what about taste?
>>85291032Can't imagine vomiting is good for your appetite though. I just want to fucking feast for like 8 hours on greasy slop while marathoning a good TV show
>>85290943model train kits/piecesdesigned and 3D printed by me, using a proprietary interlocking track system
>>85291049if you're anywhere near one of these, yeah, it's nice stuff and worth a try. but it tastes 'fresh' the same way cooking your own broccoli or chicken tastes fresh. it's just the absence of badness not the presence of goodness.great, but if you throw in some juice or something that's well over a tenner for some 'good' fast food. imagine being a wagie and that's your lunch every day, instead of cooking a packed lunch.meanwhile, the slop fast food chains have food i actually cannot make (fried chicken, waffles, etc). feels like a treat, innit
>>85291057that would be fucking epic
Gay Bantu sex pests salivating over Welpers Bottom
>>85291042this shit doesn't surprise me at all
>grey skies>still warm as fuckhate this weather
>>85290559One of mine again, always makes me happy to see lads liking the work. I'll make some other new ones at some point.
>>85291106i look forward to that op image lad
>>8529110528 fahkin degrees where I am lad, muggy as fuckwarm and hot weather is objectively worse than cooler or even outright cold weather
>>85290969For me that's just Subway. You're probably not gonna eat there all the time but if you want high protein and mostly good stuff and lots of vegetables then they have you covered. A footlong chicken salad with onion dressing or chipotle from there is always good when I want dinner in a pinch. 60g protein and pretty lean even though the bread has sugar in it. If you want to be mega strict then they do salad bowls for low carb. Bretty good if you want a quick on the go meal with less of the crap and they're basically everywhere.
how come HelperLad doesn't get a documentary?
The queue for Welpers arse has picked up again after the dinner rush.
Smega smeared on battys
>>85291136what am i looking at here, lad?i don't know countries/conflicts ;_;
>>85291156Maybe something in Mali? Can't quite tell.
>>85291156That is the queue for HelperLad's bumhole
examining the correlation between bitter white incels and their eternal lust for thick big big black cock x
>>85291156The yearly Bantu migration to Europe. Once old enough they leave their nests in Sub-Saharan Africa and move to Europe - ideally the UK for those sweet asylumbux and lodgings, maybe even a white gf.
>>85291167i got a slight stirring from that one .webm i'll admit.but mabe it's more of a 'nervous laughter' type dealalso i'm not a TRVE incel i had a relationship two years ago
>>85291173Envy turned admiration methinks.People here with their shrivelled angry little peckers yearn for the unbridled masculninity that is a BBC.
Don't be shy lad, go on, belt it out.He's giving dicks a lickHis Bantu got a chode.They're known for their hose.His meats big and it grows.Helper don't know nuffin about vagineOnly bros, forty something willy rubsOr so then he blows.He in his spine and he's been working on his form.He needs new Pampers nowCos these ones are all torn.He's in the care home from the couch to the floorHe's getting piped, he thrustsAnd busts on all on his poresWoah-oh-ohHe can't keep his batty closed.Woah-oh-ohHe really can't keep his batty closed.With his teeth on his meatGiving head till it stings.What's dark brown and a ring?It's never condoms that he brings.He believes that Bantu meat is off the chartsAnd all that bending over's gonna make him fartWoah-oh-ohHe can't keep his batty closed.Woah-oh-ohHe really can't keep his batty closed.He's gay with Bantus always looking for a bone.He eats them out, he gives them head, he sucks their toesHe's taking rod, they're in his buns, they're gonna blow.Their meat is hard, foreskin is peeled, bumps like a toad.Woah-oh-ohHe can't keep his batty closed.Woah-oh-ohHe really can't keep his batty closed.https://youtu.be/At8v_Yc044Y
Imagine bragging that your dad owns multiple drinking establishments when you're pissed. Imagine bragging about shopping at Waitrose. If only she did a proper day's work in her life but no...she can always rely on her dad's money and her middle class privileges. Being female means life is just going to be very easy. Breast cancer is the most common alcohol-related cancer in women at least.
>>85291201i dunno, i don't like 'feminine' men (as if they were crossdressers or something). but i much prefer skinny/geeky guys over big burly hunks.if some big black fella was lording it over me i'd just think he's a bit of a nasty pasty and i do NOT like nasty people don't like how the internet at large has 2-3 fetishes at any given time, and they assume EVERYONE is into it (not how it works is it)
>>85291251Now that's what I call LUSHinghams
If women really cared about their health they wouldn't be drinking and vaping. They are fucking hypocrites. No amount of going to the gym will counter cancer if you've got those habits.
Yuuzhan Vong?more like Yous-are-doing-Star-Wars WRONG
If you drink alcohol you are raising your oestrogen levels. You are basically less masculine than a man like me who doesn't drink. You have no willpower and drinking alcohol is an unhealthy habit.
>welper and his english rose girlfriend broke up because of his affliction to the bantu waysIt not right... It not fucking right.
born to thinkforced to drink
>>85291301All men who are big drinkers have beer bellies, man boobs and limp dicks all 3 signs of turning into a woman. Look at SSM he has all 3
>>85291301Sounds like you could do with a drink lad
>>85291305>english rosei wonder if she was n*n-white like his last romantic interest.everyone on /britfeel/ who has a gf/wife says at some point that she's mixed-race. Lollers is the only lad where i believe his missus MIGHT be white, and i don't even think he's a racist.
Never ask a right wing racist what ethnicity his girlfriend is 99% of the time it's a foreigner. Odd that
Welper is a born and bred British lad whose arsehole is for the Bantu people only
Well, you know what they say. You can't get through life without ruffling a few feathers oh aye x
Welper's prolapsed batty is the real Rose of Sunderland x
>>85291352Had your nappy changed today little lad?
Long-necked sprog sliding out of Sean's girlfriend's tuppence
Waping Warsewoles
Imagine being fortunate enough to have a wealthy Turkish father and getting to live in my country. She didn't work hard at all to get the privilege to move here. Does the UK really need more foreign marketing lasses when there are many men in this country that cannot get those opportunities...England is full of immigrants that have basically taken over all the careers and especially entry level jobs. Privileged women like her should never feel welcomed here. There must be jobs in their homeland.If we deported the vast majority of immigrants, scrapped diversity - then every British man could easily get onto the career path. Companies would be desperate. They would no longer have these absurd requirements and skill ceilings for basic office jobs. Diversity would no longer favour women. The governments want men to do the shit, physical jobs because they know women will never be capable of doing them.
>know my claret from beaujolais
>>85291309It's a horrible habit and most men have no willpower to quit. They are too miserable to live without it so destroy their bodies and make themselves much worse longterm. Sad.>>85291317I do not care or want to drink alcohol. It's a waste of money and terrible for your long-term health. I don't want to make irrational decisions. I want to be in control of my mind.
>>85291415me too, she went to the same school as me.
>>85291417>I don't want to make irrational decisions. I want to be in control of my mind.what are you doing with your mind that is so important?
First we must deport the dinghy lads here to rape, then the student visa abusers, then the rest of those that are working cash-in-hand. Britain will be Britain again if we all suddenly stopped working and just constantly protested in huge numbers.Japan would never allow such immigration to take over their culture. Countries with low immigration have better societies. Britain is extremely low trust thanks to immigration. Deportation is necessary to restore Britain.
>>85291417Why the fuck are you in this thread at 8pm on a Saturday if you're so in control of things?
>>85291352That right lid x
>>85291449Japan are letting shit loads of jeets in
>>85291454I made the rational decision to come here. I have the free will to do anything within my means. With alcohol, you are just going to do things you'll regret.
>>85291471They will be deported once they have served their purpose. Remember Japan is a high-trust society. We will never be that.
>>85291474>With alcohol, you are just going to do things you'll regret.well how would you know?'uninhibited' doesn't mean you go out and do wacky things at random. you might go out and do something good. it's a social lubricant, you'll make mistakes, but you'll also have sex with people. that stick up your arse basically disappears.
>>85291474No offence but when I am thinking rationally this thread is the last place where I choose to spend my time
>>85290784Don't get me wrong lad it is shit but it's something to do, gets me out the house on a weekend, can't do fuck all else at the minute I'm on bail and that. Rest of the time I'm coding my project but I doubt I'll get anywhere with that, I've been doing the garden and maintenance around the building, dug out a big stump the other day and I'm going to fix a wall, anything to keep busy desu
Tore up boy pussy
Forget a British rose, I want a British black dahlia.
giagantic tranman on the telly with a fucking adam's watermelon keeeeek ngmi
Welpers Bottom now entering Bummington
Come on you queens! Get in and join the parade. We're off to bring Welper his Golden Batty award!
30 Stone sex machine WOW
>>85291601Didn't know that beast had a heart.
>>85291601a grim state of affairs
Watching the cute asmr lass go hiking all by herself.
>>85291449Japan is even grimmer than the UK. At least sexless men can get bennies here
It's a shame she has a tattoo and nose ring though. She could do with eating a bit more too. Must have some body dysmorphia going on.
>>85291601it's like that Keanu Reeves film with the bus
>>85291601he's only 2 stone heavier than blad kek
>>85291625I'd rather be homeless in Japan than claim bennies and live in some weed stinking flat complex on a council estate here. At least I know I'll feel safer on the streets over there. You can't trust any person here these days.
>>85291618Stupid bitch is basically topless. Waddafug?
you know he rapes her like everyday
>>85291644Japan has a growing problem with bantus actually.
Welpers Bottom right now
>>85291627Cracking chebs though desu
Nubs had nice chebs. Lost her email though, and I should probably lay off the 4chan girls but they are my weakness
Not on that it's closing tbqhwy, I remember seeing tchami there back in the day. Proper night.
Prolapsing on tap x
>>85291591im starting to think you're closeted gay
Cigarette and an espresso in my le creuset out in the garden desu
might have to have The Talk and break up with the gf of nine years tomorrowbeen engaged for years (she doesn't actually push for marriage), were meant to have kids, and she's decided she's still not ready. At least two more years she says. She's 33
Oh she blatantly hates men outside of her asmr...a very different personality to her fake asmr one. Imagine if you could use #hatewomen on social media. She hates her birth dad but in her asmr she gladly accepts his presents for her birthdays and slags him off. A man can never do anything right can he? Maybe he made a few mistakes but is a better man now. What a horrible side she has. The only reason she is getting attention is because she is pretty (except her nose) for male viewers. If she wasn't pretty or an average man, no one would give her online attention. I don't think she could ever truly know what mental illness is because men have it worse these days. A very privileged young woman thinks she's got it tough in life. Cry me a river.
Mounting a twinks arsehole
>>85291711i'm asexual actually de lid.
guiding a big black cock into seans bumhole
>>85291645Obviously she is dressed in such a vibrant and revealing way because she wants to hopefully capture a video of a man approaching her on a hike and then make a viral video about why women can't hike alone. Sad!>>85291664Yes they must be quite firm and satisfying to look at in the flesh.
>>85291746is she just scared/uncertain, or do you think she permanently does not want kids and has simply been stringing you along?
>>85291762There was a poll recently that showed young women are three times more likely to hate men than for men to hate women. Won't get constant BBC articles and TV shows about misandry in schools though.
>>85291851There is an internet hate war on men and it seems to have accelerated since dead internet theory. There are very few spaces left to criticise women online these days.
>>85291826All men should stop working. Then females will have to work hard and do the jobs they turn their noses up at. They can pack their own packages and go to war.
in once a thief chow yun fat purposely disabled himself to play the part of a disabled lad
Women will fear men like me because I have the free will haha. Don't mess with mentally ill men that aren't getting any sex.
Imagine knowing you only have 30 days to live. Imagine what you could do to women. Imagine being able to expel all that hate against some random.
Date raping welper at the omniplex cinema
>>85291911you never the house lah xx
Wonder what life is actually like as a Category A prisoner in a prison like Wakefield. Not nice I bet.
>>85291905He's Chinese lad he's already disabled.
>>85291921That's because I am not terminally ill.
>>85291924noncewing just keeps them in the cell all day really
>>85291795>asexual*ahem*gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!
What's the point in respecting women any more? It will make no difference in fulfilling your naturally need for sex.
>>85291942Deploying my Bantu Brigade to your location mate we'll see who's the gay one then x
What is the point going on if you can't ever have sex...
>>85291940I've heard that some of them are locked in their cells for 23 hours a day and they have to earn the right to have a TV in their cell.
Welper sucking on a row of HIV ridden cocks ina red room livestream
I never get smegma despite not showering often. I guess some of us just don't get dirty beyond a certain point. Showering every day is so ridiculous especially with the water crisis Britain is facing every summer now.
>>85292001>I never get smegmalow t
stop the ableisms pls
>>85292001i don't even understand what it is tbqh. is it just like sleep? the crust under your eyes? 'duck meat' (or i guess probably 'duct meat') we used to call it.silly overblown thing by the circumcision crowd. you just run your todger under the shower and away it goes.>i can't believe there are people with intact hair who get 'dandruff', ewww!
>>85291995He get it in the name of diversity x
>>85292042It's dried cum lad
>>85292048why would it get under there?pretty sure it's just dead skin mixed with mystery fluids.>t. rarely cum>t. phimosis
>>85292059>>t. phimosise-ebin?
>>85292072he got cut instead of just stretching it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylorella_equigenitalismy contribution to the world? i described a form of bacrtia that exclusively lives in horse smegmat.taylor
The howler monkey of wunderland letting out a mating call in the dead of night leading all the unsavory people right to his back door
>>85292082poor lad.did he ever say if it was better, or if he regretted it?it's a bit shit but the tip is where the FEELING is. i couldn't imagine walking around with my bell out all day. let alone how i'd have sexy times, what even rubs against what...? aaaaa
>>85292110yeah I don't think he had any regrets about it. Fucking grim though. I'd get that preputioplasty if I really had to go the surgery route (stretched mine out just fine at 16)
Have went on a bit of a mad Blu-ray spending spree. Fucking hell... I need to wind my neck in. Even I admit I'm a bit addicted. Still, got that Koker trilogy on tap as well as Taste of Cherry and The Wind Will Carry Us. Iranian cinema, innit? I COULD be saving for driving lessons or something useful but no, I just spaff it all on Blu-rays again.
thing about ebin is he was proper bonkers
you will NEVER look into a child's eyes
Unloading my 7 days edged blue wollocks into welpers pussy
>>85292176prison guards to varley
Stroking it right now
Don't like how fast that Brit thread is to be honest. Then again, don't like how slow Britfeel is either. A true predicament.
>>85292202>Stroking it right nowcat?
>>85292210brit is just a waste of time, non brits shouldnt be allowed to post
>>85292210am always saying this
Bantu Bulls
/brit/ pozzed /britfeel/ pozzed
What's a good vidya game to play while drinking/drunk?
>>85292245The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno
>>85292245Scribblenauts
were walking in the airwere floating in the midnight sky
>>85292245Euro Truck Simulator 2. OH AYE.
Shippy cum blasting everyone ITT
>>85292295snow varley
>>85292295Honestly not keen on this film but this song makes me feel so nostalgic and sad.
Welper found stuck to the wall behind the local Bingo hall by thick sticky ropes of gelatinized semen in various stages of putrefaction. The gang of sickly looking skinny middle aged Mohammeds scatter like cockroaches into the night at your approach. Welper's battered, tortured batty winks at you as wander past. He thrashes violently and you can hear him screaming muffled through layers of hardened spunk. 'ME BATTYS NOT STUFFED ME BATTYS NOT FUAARKIN STUFFFED GET A KNOB IN THERE PRONTO'His anguished wailing soon attracts a group of vanta black Bantu mandingos, you pick up your pace and leave the way you came.
>>85292318cant remember the film but ya nostalgia and sadness for me too
Reckon mandingo ever nobbed a bloke?
>>85292326wanta black willys disappearing into the black hole
for me, it's picrel. kinda like Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, weird sequel everyone chooses to ignore.i liked it ;_;
>>85292337Most of them in that line of work will have at some point
Shippy Shipman
>chinkberg curtain i put up earlier still gassing off VOCs like there's no tomorrowckin ell
He won, didn't he? x
>>85292379>>chinkberg curtain i put up earlier still gassing off VOCs like there's no tomorrow>ckin ellkeeeeeek you're finished
>>85292385Corrrrrrrrrrr curry cummies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR3WOOCkQ5Ubloomin' fella just wants to go on his holibobs and get shitfaced x
guess that i dont need that thoughnow youre just somebody that i used to know
Did any of you lads watch Henry's Cat? That was pure VHS kino for little old me.
>>85292418No, but I had one VHS with a really racist cartoon on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWJjcT7Uipo
>>85292428What cartoon was that then? I had lots of weird ones like Dr. Zitbag's Transylvania Pet Shop and Ovid the Duck.
>>85292428what was the VHS?
>>85292418Yes I had several vhs tapes. Remember you could buy them at the co-op big furniture stores back in the 90s.
>>85292428>>85292434I can't remember, I just remember black guys with big red lips. Also had an old Leprechaun cartoon too.
>>85292385I've tried to save him several times but the Bantus always chase me off. Barely escaped getting gaped myself. One day we'll get him the help he needs x
miss Crossladmiss HHLmiss pee girlmiss Yanklassmiss Chika's linkposting
>>85292438I wish they'd do a remastered Blu-ray like they did with Rhubarb and Custard (another kino).
Awailable in all good book shops x
>>85292445>black guys with big red lips.o lawdy lawd.always wondered if them Kia-Ora crows were rayciss. i mean they're probably jive-talkin' by way of the crows in Dumbo.how many layers removed does a cartoon have to be before it ceases to be racist?
Everybody knows, Badger loves MASHED POTATOES
Unloading my spunk inside a barely legal twink
>>85292460Yeah but it'll probably be all AI enhanced these days. Another great classic was the Raggy Dolls.
>>85292469Aren't they literally killed Jim Crows? Might have imagined that.
>>85292475bodger the badger bodger the badger na na na na na
>>85292512It's Bodger and Badger, not Bodger the Badger.
>>85292497we all raggy dolls de lad x
>>85292448I liked pee girls Sera
>>85292462Book series took a real dark turn after Helper turns into the Pooed Piper of Sunderland and leads all the Bantus into Sunderland.
>>85292495>ywn frot with a hung age of consent twink and spunk all over him>ywn go back to your teen years and make out with a cute gay emo teen>ywn go on grindr and be wanted by twinks (only old men)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRTkCHE1sS4i could have fixed her.
so come all ye faithfuljoyful and triumphant
>>85292539You just know those hollywood producers got away with so much.
>>85292541just realised that i typed sonot o kek silly me
Yeah well wheres my tip then. Supposed to be a tipping thing now seen it on the internal news
>>85292533how does he square his racism with both his black mate (there are pictures) and his predilections (same)?
Tip your drivers or your parcel is being wanged over the fence
Gaped shit laden arseholes
>>85292544all the cast seem pretty chill about it tbqh, which is nice.https://web.archive.org/web/20111021143943/http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/veruca-salt-julie-dawn-cole-willy-wonka-and-chcolate-factory/spooky title but SHE WAS JOKING, having a larf with the producer well into middle age.what i don't get is how the blueberry inflation thing became a fetish. guessing it's like the Disney Robin Hood (where furries came afterwards/because of it)
You will never have sex and you are never going to enjoy your life.
>>85292555Not being funny but nothing in the world would make me tip a delivery driver. Every single delivery since COVID has been left on my doorstep without even knocking; this goes for Royal Nail, Yodel, Evri... doesn't matter, they're all complete shit. Even DPD don't knock when it's something expensive.
>>85292555an>optionis it? great.sod 'TipJar' being so cagey about their cut of it. how much work/bandwidth does a service like that even take?
>>85292573You might answer the door if I knock but the majority dont, eventually you learn not to bother and save yourself a bit of time>>85292576You need to be leaving big tips lad with all the cans of pop you order
>>85292592I know lad and it's a shit, thankless job, but tipping a delivery driver is ridiculous. Evri should just increase your pay.
Big male Bantu lips sucking on Welpers burger nips
>>85292592>You need to be leaving big tips lad with all the cans of pop you orderit's not even an option with Amazon ;_;for takeaway/food shopping deliveries, i tip based on how friendly and attractive they are.if an Amazon driver actually brought my pop up the stairs, i'd chuck him a quid if i could.
I used to tip the local takeaway drivers but now it's all jeets with Deliveroo or Just Eat. Fuck that.
>Want to nut rn>Gfberg cumming over tomorrowLife is painX
>>85292640I got 99 problems but not busting a nut because the gfberg is coming over tomorrow ain't 1.
do you tip your barber?always wondered if they price haircuts at say 17 quid knowing lads will say "just take the 20 mate".need to find a new place, me. where i used to go has shut down after 100 years. was gutted af when i saw this.
>>85292110>the tip is where the FEELING is. i couldn't imagine walking around with my bell out all dayObviously the sensitivity goes away retard>let alone how i'd have sexy timesYou the same lad who thinks licking and poking your dick up another man's hairy smelly fudge hole is a normal form of sex so yeah this is the least of your concerns desu
Soundfriend must have so many children by now20, at least, i reckon
>>85292607I increase my pay (per hour) by not knocking your door>>85292616>a quidNah mate your cans of pop are being left in the entrance hall and shaken vigorously
>>85292674Corrrrr, I should really rewatch Farscape, shouldn't I?
>>85292691What's your problem anyway? You don't have to be a delivery driver. Not our fault the pay is shit. Actually, I prefer not knocking the door because I always get a notification on my phone anyway and people knocking on the door always drives me up the wall. If it's raining will you at least try to put it somewhere covered (within reason)? That's tip worthy IMO.
>>85292670>Obviously the sensitivity goes away retardwell yeah of course, that's my point, it's hard to even imagine. also it's not like a callous or something, right, if your urethra is rubbing against fabric that is NOT pleasant no matter how much of a desensitised hardman you are.also soz if tmi but having the foreskin tip very gently brushed is like the Biscoff of sex>poking your dick up another man's hairy smelly fudge hole is a normal form of sex you can play that game with PIV sex though. it's all a bit disgusting if you break it down, it's more about love (until your lust demons take over).
>>85292701I'll pop it in your bin, that good enough for you lad
>>85292713Not really mate. Why do you have such a shit attitude? No wonder everyone hates you cunts. I'd catch you on my door cam and send it to Evri and the local news.
>>85292702>it's all a bit disgustingYeah no. "PIV" sex, also known as sex, is not the same grotesque revolting thing as "gay sex". Not even close. >it's more about loveFor men with women yes, for gay acts it's lust and perversion.
i've always wondered why paedophilia is so prominent in japan
Cum globs glistening on on Welpers Bottom
>>85292695i still haven't finished it tbqh, it got good again after a bit of a dip in quality (Scorpius' backstory...corrr it DARK).might watch a few eps tonight. had some of those tramadols, need lighter viewing than my German Lollers detective programme.
>>85292723Where else covered have you got then lad
>>85292724you're a strange fellow (queer, even)not all shagging is for baby-making, is it?and not all sex acts are what's known as sex.maybe you love someone and do different things.this is known.
best nonce hunter video? like the one of the midget kicking himself in the head
bought some choccy hobnobs. gonna have a late night wuppa and bickies while re-watching peep show. womfy maximus x
>>85292737I'm not the one trying to claim that gay mongs rimming each other's fudge hole is the same as natural sex between a man and woman
Welper's Cadbury Crease getting filled in by a Bantu Bar x
>>85292761what if you just fancied a man? would you remain abstinent or something?
Lunchingham o'clock is itIndeed yesX
>>85292788>what if you just fancied a man?What if you fancied putting your dick in a hoover? What if you were a nonce? What if you fancied kangaroos would you run to Australia to find one? Do you have to actively pursue every fetish and perversion you have just because you have it?
>>85292811Mr Troller i understand that i/this topic are your subject-of-the-hour, but for argument's sake have you ever actually been in love?just imagine that feeling, but towards someone of the same sex as you. it's not inherently some perverse thing (in fact i would even say it's the opposite)
>Control +F "Welper">31 results What a life
>>85291850The former but I don't think it matters anymore
I have sneezed once moreX
Nothing worth seeing this weekend at the cinema I reckon. No kinomoviefilms for me and it sad. Oh well.And to add to this recent conversation from a resident gayish person, I reckon such acts without a component of caring/loving the other person are quite terrible. Quite terrible indeed desu desu.
i have stopped stifling my sneezesstill feel a jolt of pain and then a 'click' in my lungsi have acclimatised like a circumcised
>>85290758>https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786157872846430.webmPhooooar that bird at the end really getting into that guys cock. I fucking hate having a small 4 inch willy
>>85292892Weird little dramatic conspiracy you've concocted when I'm just stating basic facts. Not that big of a deal. >it's not inherently some perverse thingI mean, it is though?Statistically fudge packers have orders of magnitudes more sexual partners. In the 80s they knew they could get AIDS and did it anyway because fudge packing is worth it to them. Where does "love" come into that lol. Where does love come into ordering cocks off Grindr like it's fast food. That's the norm. Not outliers.Again, you were claiming it's all simply a variant of "PIV", healthy sex, practically the same thing really, no difference. That is not true.
>>85293011was a good documentary this, the bloke asks his wife's friends to sculpt their ideal penis out of clay and they pretty much end up like this.STUFF Vimeo for privating/removing it, can't find it on MVGroup. some other fascinating results for 'penis' though> Channel 4 - The Man with a Penis on his Arm cor might have to watch this one. imagine having a penis on your arm, like some mad He-Man character.
>>85293025well i suppose i'm exceptional in your worldview. not about that Grindr life, any more than you are about mindless rutting. lovemaking > using someone else's body to m*sturbate.
>>85293077You might like to fancy that but I doubt it.Even the idea that "fancying" a man as a man is the same as normal man woman relations is just wrong. How is "fancying" another man any different from just being good friends with a man, admiring a man, this is all possible for normal men. Its called friendship, mentors, role models, confidants. This isn't an obscure experience only known to gays.Why exactly do you think that needs to be pushed into "I'm going to pack this man's fudge. I need to explore his arsehole".How does that make your "love" for men more real than any normal guy having guy friends.All straight men can appreciate other men, you take it to packing fudge and call it an orientation. The difference is the fudge packing. Therefore the fudge packing is the whole point.
I hate how none of the drinks I got as a kid taste the same now. I'm drinking a pepsi and it has zero flavour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuDBFks8RKIOh. my. science.Is that a SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE feathered t-rex? My boyclitty is leaking!
>>85293124Pepsi tastes the same to me lad. Consider maybe it's you whose changed
>>85293137I'm drinking it now bud and this shit tastes like water. Probably because they cut out half the sugar a few years ago. Energy drinks are still good at least
>>85293121you know how you can distinguish between having a female friend and being in love with a woman?it's like that. you know it when you feel it (and it is NOT just FPing or PIVving)
Mates, pals, comrades. Lads have "best mates". Out of all their mates, other men they like but don't shag, they have one they like the most. They don't shag that one either. Years and years and they never do it.Somehow they manage to resist this apparently inevitable essential result of liking other guys.
>>85293189It's not like that. Men and women fall in love, shag, that's what happens. Men and men are friends, love each other as friends, going beyond that isn't the norm. It's simply incorrect to put fudge packing in the same category as men and women being in love and shagging as if it's just another flavour of that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ6YJHxFuHUYT recommending me a lesson in BWCology there heh
>>85293132cor are those some heckin' physics puzzles? Jurassic-Park-Trespasser-esque, is it nota lot of cutscenes for this gameplay demo.
>>85293194>>85293215it's not like your lover is just 'more friend'like it's The Sims or something> ++>now we shag
Love how the guy just sits there playing jenga + tic tac toe with the bar prozzies lmfaoThat's one way to spend one's dosh + time innit
>>85293124Coke is the only one that didn't cut half the sugar when they brought in the sugar tax
Black men white women
Mighty fine arse, is it notHe 100% taped that after wrapping up the vlog heh
>*tappedStill half-asleep phwoarr
>>85293248Yeah its about packing fudge. There is no practical difference between that and two male best friends otherwise. Unless you want to say your subjective feelings for another guy are just that much deeper than a normal guy friend which you can say but it's a non-starter because it's just a feeling. We all have feelings. Not even that you couldn't say that but it's kind of meaningless. You have no idea how deeply other people feel any more than we know how you feel.In real terms the proof and the thing that turns another man into a lover is the packing of fudge.
>>85293249hate Jenga, me (essential tremor, i am doomed to lose).mind you, the tabletop RPG Dread is pretty fun. down to YOUR Jenga skills whether your character e.g. escapes the Backrooms. it clever, it tense.
Made for BWC innitX
>>85293279you didn't answer, it was a genuine Q:have you ever been in love anon?
Some cards came today, plus I ordered 2 packs, 1 to rip, might just keep the other.Couple shiny cards came in, 1 pidgey bandai card.Good day.
I am suddenly reminded of that part in CS Lewis Mere Christianity where he says how he doesn't judge those with moral voices which he does not suffer from. Because he doesn't have their perspective. And he was so real for that.
>>85293297Yes. No need to patronise me with your concern trolling about how sad it is I've clearly not known love like you. I have been in love with women and I currently love some men, non romantically.As I said men love other men already. As friends, family, fellow humans. Totally normal.You conflate that with "lover". Not the same. That is explicitly romantic and sexual. Not normal. Inherently sexual.
>>85293318I'm not telling anyone what to do desu and assuming you mean vices at least you have self reflection. If you spread absurd ideas like gay sex is basically the same thing as "PIV" I'm allowed to say actually it's not. Tbh.
>>85293309> I ordered 2 packs, 1 to ripwdym? i've seen people do that 'flip it or rip it' gamble with Magic: The Gathering where they either keep or physically tear up the cards.like that? or does 'rip' mean something else?
>>85293356Eh, I'm not really bothered by your posts. I guess I am just tired of the internet. It feels like everywhere I go it's people trying to outchud others. Like who cares man.
>>85293295Depressing watching all these extroverted live streamers go to places like Thailand or Japan and seeing all the great experiences they get to have, the interactions and situations they end up in. Striking up conversations with random strangers who end up becoming friends. Even if I spent thousands on a trip to Thailand (I don't have a passport anyway) it would never happen for me. Even in these prostitute bars a lad like me would probably just get scammed.
>>85293325not concern trolling. you were asking silly questions about kangaroos, but i feel like we're closer to good faith now.i didn't know either way whether you've known love, which is why i asked.>I have been in love with women and I currently love some men, non romantically.so just try to imagine the love-with-women feelings as if they were with those some-men. maybe that seems impossible for you or even repulsive, but there are people where it is just as possible as the love-with-women feelings.gay lovers can do all the same stuff hetero lovers do. watch films, go on dates, cook together, have late bedtime conversations about aliens. it's not just some Grindr lifestyle. and you can even manage it WITHOUT the fudgepacking, if you're not into that.
>>85293385Tbh most of the time after the initial post is out my system I instantly don't give a shit anymore and just continue for the sake of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDFtVuCPaFsSome people just live in a totally different reality. I watch live streamers sometimes because it's the closest I'll ever get to experiencing this. Ice Poseidon used to have entertaining Japan live streams.
>>85293385not much else going on tbf. normally dislike speaking of my sexuality like this, but it's like a worked example. feels strange to be told 'you do not have the feelings you have'.need that Chika-tier blase-ness in my life x
>>85293394>watch films, go on dates, cook together, have late bedtime conversations about aliens.Also known as having a friend. This is most flatmates who like each other.
Just took a shidd meVerilyX>Robutt keeps muting again for 25 secondsFuck that shit innit
>>85293399I used to know that feelerino. Lost the ability to argue online a while ago though.>>85293412Yeah hence my thing about the CS Lewis quote. People just can't understand other positions so end up talking past each other. Going round in circles in pointless debates.Like>Nooo you couldn't possibly feel [thing] because I haven't felt the sameAnyway that aloofness I exhibit sometimes is I think what the redditors call a trauma response.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsfzRtbTa2wBit dry innit
>>85293419you'd be friends with your lovers. have your own experiences ever been this way? romantic love with women, did you ever have a relationship from that? do you see how that's different to just being flatmates?
>>85293427>Lost the ability to argue online a while ago though.cor you're better off this way.i try to engage with this guy, but it does feel like we're talking at cross purposes. you might be right about the C.S. Lewis thing. like flame war autism.IS your aloofness a trauma response? i just assumed you were chill, and occasionally ironic/funny just because you have a good sense of humour (after Soundfriend i lol at your posts the most).
>>85293444Your description of a gay lover was the same as any guy's description of a best mate. Its the same thing. So why do you feel it needs to be put under "gay lover". Because of the bit where it turns into sex. Obviously.
zonking out on this zolpidem a bit, going into dream mode slightly like 'oh we're at the camp we'll need to collect water from the river soon' and '/britfeel/ posters are in the room with me, in fact we're in a hotel, let's get snacks.'just weird daydreams+.
Love how every algo-pushed channel optimizes for clickbaitmaxxed titles now They always end up changing the video titles 2-3 days or so afterwards, likely paying some kind of external "content optimiziation provider" for it(((YT))) is just normoslop internet telly these days really. Just endless NPC soi bugmen shoving their soiface into the thumbnail
>>85293455Well, I don't know about generally, but at the moment. It's a situation of having had a bad day and subsequent cratered self-esteem so I don't really have the ego necessary to argue with people innit.
>>85293459well that's a 'fuckbuddy' innitwhat about when the feeling of love gets involved? when a man loves another man? or is that some oxymoron?>>85293490yeah i get you marra. would be interested in your take on this, but nee presh. it is what it is.
Just rewatched City of God. Cracking film. Probably the first foreign film I ever watched properly I think. I remember it getting a big push when the DVD came out, which is what I just watched it on. Would love a 4K release in the future.
>>85293500>what about when the feeling of love gets involved? Meaning, men don't love their best friends...? What are you even saying. When people including gays talk about being gay they mean fudge packing mate not going to the cinema.
>>85293500Well I felt it would be sort of obvious/default what my opinion is desu desu. Feels a bit redundant.
When I was like 10 or 11 me and my mate used to watch Babestation and wank together. Was that gay? We'd have sleepovers and plan to sneak it on when our parents went to bed. This was 20 years ago. One time we even slapped our cocks against eachother's arse. That was definitely gay, right?
Mad how I haven't even told anyone not to be gay or pack fudge. Only defended the outrageous notion that men and women are different.
>noo you can't just say straight is normalI can though. It obviously is.>noo you have to pretend gay fudge packing is the same as "PIV"I don't though. It's obviously not.Don't like it move on. Simple as.
Tbh I am still laughing at "PIV sex" as if we really needed a fancy separate category for just... normal sex.That has really non-maliciously amused me, was worth it for that.
>>85293556Well, there is a straight anon here who always goes on about anal sex so it's not exclusive to the other side int it.
Conquest of Fudge
sorry lads i was AFK making coffee ooh aye it is LUSH>>85293513romantic love, eros, maybe you can't put yourself in their shoes but gay men do feel that way about each other. they go to the cinema, they get married, all sorts.>>85293514well i'm pretty damn sleepy, but what IS your obvious take? might not be obvious to me/us, lad! (and perhaps even interesting.)>>85293524>>85293534i don't think i implied that at any point. right now i just dispute the love angle.>>85293556it's a pretty straightforward term for what it mechanically is. can't go wrong there, lad.
>>85293618Well, my take is that love between males beyond the platonic (why's it even called platonic anyway, wonder what Plato makes of all this) is possible, even if maybe rarer. I see why a straight anon may dispute this but it's like, how could they possibly know. And that's fine.
>>85293618Romantic love meaning fudge packing. The logical conclusion of what you're saying is that men can't love men unless they're gay lovers. That's stupid. So what is the difference? The fudge hole.
How many gays would bother with relationships if 'packing wasn't an option? Close to zero. You don't need to be gay to love your mates, hang out with guys. The difference is that hole. Sorry but it is.
>>85293638yeah fair enough. about where i'm at.have you experienced it with your lad?>>85293642>men can't love men unless they're gay lovers.yes, men who love each other are lovers.
>>85293670plenty of volcels of all stripes, lad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liRvscK5vPcMr Pepe does not do carnal acts (by choice.)
>>85293681That would be a very ESL way of wording it but technically sure. They would be mates, companions. You were talking about "gay lovers". But your description included nothing that can't be done by platonic mates. So, what makes it gay lovers. You know what. Unless you're just really confused and don't actually know what gay means.For gays fudge packing isn't an optional side dish. It is the main course.
>>85293681I don't like that term "lad" used in this way. Not to mention that it's very inaccurate in this case. Not sure you can be a late 30s lad, despite what RM might tell you.Anyway, maybe.
>>85293699Lol there are no gay volcels. Incels will go gay purely because they know it's guaranteed sex because gays will pack anyone at any time no questions asked. Gay is synonymous with the packing of fudge.
>>85293715>Not sure you can be a late 30s lad, despite what RM might tell you.Kek
>>85293704what about gay dudes who get married? that's not a requirement for fudge packing. so why do they do it?>>85293715>RMRoyal Mail?for me, i find it weird referring to yourself as a 'bloke'. it's always 'that bloke over there' or 'he's a nice bloke', third person. imagine saying 'i am a bloke' it's like bragging you've made it this far.
>>85293806Really most euphemisms for man and woman are kind of annoying actually now that I think about it.And not Royal Mail lol, it an acronym for a poster here.
>>85293815ohhh R***m**g. pissing hell i am sleepy.>most euphemisms for man and woman are kind of annoyingin casual language, guy/girl, at basically any age that isn't elderly. i wish there was an all-encompassing, gender neutral one. 'guys' is fine in plural. but 'folk' and 'folks'...ugh, no.
>>85293806They do it for financial and legal benefits and to cope that their fudge packing arrangement is the same as an actual legitimate marriage between a man and a woman.It's like young lads who need you to know video games are art. Insecurity.
>>85293914some games have complex themes, they're not far off novels or films. experimental works of art aimed at adults.therefore, i am allowed to play Sonic the Hedgehog 2 without shame.
A lot of gays are paedophiles tbqh.Besides fudge packing they are often into all manner of sickness.Mental illness, abuse victims, testosterone, overactive libidos. Not a good mix.
Yeah i'm finkin the goonshire sessh hath concludedX
Rolf Harris and Gerry Adams long lost twins
>>85293941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5l1VTHPaGM
>cuckGPT plan finally got upgraded to lunaberg 5.6Proper good this phwoar
Tbqh people go along with the gay thing to be liberal but they don't think through what it truly involves behind closed doors. They vaguely imagine the ketmong version of gays nice and safe foppish lads holding hands good pals who might kiss on the cheek if it gets steamy.Reality is closer to bantu spammer.
Not saying ketmong in a bad way to be fair it's just the name that came to mind.
Fudge Packer 2049 SteelBook [Blu-ray]
>>85294039>>85294095no worries lad, i must admit i am confused still.i have lived a loving, same-sex relationship. no trickery or mental gymnastics involved, those same feelings (MAYBE you just can't grasp that, CS-Lewis-quote style.)there are lads who are prison gay or degenerate and go out and do the whole Grindr thing, with whatever debased fetishes are involved. but i'm not about that life.OTOH, the trendy 'queer' thing isn't for me either. i like some gay romance stories (because i just like romance stories) but any implied 'special-ness' is something i thought we were supposed to be moving away from.the real life !bantulads probably keep it private, anyway. they could be living among us, and we'd never know!
>>85294142>the real life !bantulads probably keep it privateReally? Never seen a pride parade? Bantu lovers going full scale bondage gimp suits dildos. Because... um because they simply NEED a day, sorry week, sorry month to be um proud about how they're fudge packers? And that's just a national holiday for some reason? You never seen the rainbow flag lad basically our official national flag at this point you been in a coma? Notice how they love getting kids involved in "pride" as well. Sick.
Gays keeping it private. You must be having a laugh.
>>85294168oh aye the pup-people are ones i don't understand. they might say it's nothing to be ashamed of (consenting fetish between two adults) but it's certainly nothing to be proud of. it's bad manners.don't care if someone 'lets me know' they're gay tbqh. in fact it's just good info to know early on. i mean, we have a whole system of rings to let you know if a bird is taken or not, whoever decided that was a genius.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdjGiIn9HMM> The Social Network - Relationship Status Scene
Hopefully they turn it into pride year soon. A month isn't long enough. It should be legally mandatory to bang pots and pans as fudge packers mount each other on Disneyland style parade floats outside. Job opportunities and financial rewards to eschew starting an evil heteronormative family with a woman so you can embrace gay sex. Well, everyone's a bit gay anyway aren't they?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkdJwYQIR2o>The Social Network #2 Movie CLIP - Does She Have a Boyfriend? (2010) HD more the scene i meant x>>85294218>Disneylandmaybe it's changed now, but i think they had some weird grey area limbo thing where gays like Disney and gays turned up for June/July, but Disney also wanted to appear as an all-American family company.so they don't officially do any rainbow events at the parks, but they anticipate the rainbow brigade turning up. like a don't ask don't tell thing innit.
Eventually ketmong will stop posting here. He isn't the first annoying mong here and he won't be the last. It'll be the best day ever when he finally fucks off.
>>85294257How. Someone else would just become the new mong.
King Mong
>>85294257well as i've said before, i've been around a bit, and i've no plans to go anywhere.was looking for an /x/-related image yesterday, i went to Encyclopedia Dramatica, and found that >>85275310 >i had the second highest post count if you/someone's goal is to troll everyone away from the thread as with HHL, 1. why? for what purpose?, and 2. more clever/persistent trollers than you have tried.
>>85294307>>i had the second highest post countWhat do you mean. There's no post counts on here?
>>85294326there used to be stats on whichever archive it was back then. Green Oval, maybe.spooky times/
just woke up, work in 40, knackered af and feel pretty shit in general, dont want to work but no choice x
>>85294427sad times, thatpower throughganbatte anon
>>85294398U wot? How would an anonymous users post count be archived? It archived your IP? Even with a trip how could you know a trip has more posts than any anon? Never heard of anyone having a post count on this site. I dont get it.
What does ED have to do with this? ED logs who has the highest post count on 4chan boards? How would they know? Tf?
>>85294454HHL suffers from ED
>>85294443>>85294454yeah i was a tripfriend, second in post count only to Anonymous.i suppose the archive just counted up the posts for the leaderboard.>okay, here's how many entries there are for 'John' in the name field.
i am shattered
>>85294468I thought he suffered from early onset dementia?
>>85294552he has many faults
Good morning lads- managed to completely shift my sleep around by 10 or so hours these last few days as a consequence of being completely and utterly depressed. Usually I'd be on the Lord Byron sleep schedule- going to bed at 6am and rising at 2pm, but I woke up at half six today.
>>85295021Next step: get a job
>>85295021good morning friendat least at some point you'll keep shifting your sleep schedule until it loops back around to normalhope the depression passes sooner rather than later pal
Gaped boy pussy getting railed
have a nagging cough me might have to call in sick for tomorrow
>>85295026Already done lad, will be starting a new job at the end of next month- it's nights so that'll be comfy>>85295027Cheers de lad, slowly pulling myself out of it. Not going on my phone or any mind-numbing social media (by far my biggest timesinks) today so I can actually get some shit done.
>>85295049What kind of job de lad
>>85295061Driving vans for minimum wage
>>85295075i dont understand why he is still on minimum wage, hes worked there for years, surely its normal to get a pay rise after some time?
>>85295178>do this study/quizNo
>>85295187okay. i have deleted my post, so nobody else does it either.we shouldn't be wasting our time with such frivolities.
low key hungry but mumberg is still asleep
why does shippy not have a podcast
>>85295257poley's britfeel radio was great when ebin was a guest
Fucking 31 today lads. FUCKING 34 ON THURSDAY!Get me out of this hellhole.
>>85295381its 17c and pissing it down up norf lidit 4x LUSH
oh my days we are on that breakup arc.it not OK the things Nicole say to Ethan.it not OK at all.
>>85295381happy birthday to you, Mr Time-Traveller!
BLACK UFO TRIANGLES STANDING BACK AND STANDING BYHEIL HELPER
tiny mong on a melty
>>85293366I meant open, sorry. Hopefully there'll be something good, it has some cool looking cards in the set. Probably open both packs really desu, I have pitch black mega evolution (10 card pack) and a trick or trade pack from 2024 (3 card pack).
>>85295404is this the conclusion of the tranny dating arc??? corr
>>85295421could it be? a real Helper post?!last /int/ post was 12 minutes ago so...
>>85295381not rite lad, 25-26 is the maximum i can handle without getting unwomfy
>>85295458Kek how tf do you notice everything?
Made it to Bude lads.You around Bude lad?Want to make sure we have a word before I go later.I will be at the food festival.I am waiting for you.I have information you will appreciate.
>>85295421the same shit everytime he drinks, alcohol induced dementia coming on strong
>>85295450that it is, lad. at the rate this is moving, they might even finish that conversation before Christmas. cor.
>>85295462He's a weirdo who stalks you
>>85295462just good at patterns, me.i'll pop over for a quirk /brit/lurk and see you've saved/reposted some images i posted. warms my cockles, so it does.QRD on ADHD lass, or are you keeping it private?
>>85295482Keeping it private lid. I've learned my lesson from oversharing on 4chan. Always backfires in the end x
Kelly from the gentoo group
That poor lass has no idea the hell she is in for lmao
>>85295507nee bosh marra. plenty more fish in the sea, hope it all works out for you x(DRINK A GLASS OF WATER)(NOW)
brown lass with a hidden disablity sucking off a tiny mong in a spacker home
>The object was described as being metalic in appearance and triangular in shapetrianglebros, our response??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxlCxKSLw6s
>>85295565>27 dec 1980Well we have had 46 years for a response, maybe, just maybe its all bollox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP75lmLExr0>The Boo Radleys - Wake Up Boo! (Radio Edit)
>>85295565We are witnessing disclosure de lid xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTdGpGnmnec
>>85295579Grey fingers typed this post.
We will reach a critical mass soon. I can feel it xEverything is heading towards some kind of grand finale.
>>85295595>>85295621we have opened pandora's box lad
>>85295590Wun't mind being an ippy an getting stoned on mari marijuana*gets stoned*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzct2s7v0dA
>>85295625True that. Trump already has a speech ready to announce disclosure. He is just waiting for the right time but apparently it is expected very soon. I hope so. Let's just fucking get it over with. They're here. That should be obvious by now.https://www.uniladtech.com/science/space/exact-words-trump-say-announce-alien-life-bigelow-366593-20260806
>>85295642>Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and unidentified flying objects (UFOs), and any and all other information connected to these highly complex, but extremely interesting and important, matters. GOD BLESS AMERICA! >Donald J. Trumpreleasing them in instalments classic Epstein style.tell us the truth about Edgar Mitchell. he's BEEN to space
>>85295642The reputable journalistic source that is... unilad.Get that nappy on little lad, and leave us big boys to discuss things of real importance, such as your innumerable bantu bumseshes
I remember when I first heard this, played on repeat for hours before going to a work christmas party. Got very drunk, home by 19:00, woke myself up at midnight as I was singing this in my sleep. Stayed up and just played it on repeat till the sun came up.Good times.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFRIZW0gNOU
>>85295653Obama says aliens existhttps://time.com/7378768/obama-aliens-real-area-51/it's like Ash Ketchum discovering a 152nd Pokemon 50 episodes early. you have to keep that type of thing under wraps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alUoE6tJP1w>blink-182 - Aliens Exist
HHL showing THAT video to the aliens
>>85295651>>85295673I like how all of this has lowkey dreamcore vibes. It's all connected somehow x
Ukraine garn full scale now too xhttps://x.com/WW3_Monitor/status/2086213323255668925
>>85295707Are you on the jars? Need a drinking update ASAP
>>85295705the aliens took Metroland from us
Alright lads, good morning.>checks recent postersSee ya tomorrow, lads.
imagine showing a medieval peasant this
i love my local tesco, they can confirm your age on the self checkout from the till so there's no need for soical interaction. 4 days no talking going on strong
>>85295732Yep. Went full-scale last night now finishing off my wooze x>>85295735Never forget x
>>85295747you mean someone watching you on a camera? or some mad facial recognition thing?
gwarn de lads get in dere all de way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQUHfxgNavo&t=1191s>A job? I told you Giovanni would curb unemployment!>Well yeah, but where does he stand on campaign finance reform, social security, and "don't ask, don't tell"?what did Team Rocket James mean by this?
Another beer garn down the hatch classic HHL style x
imagine if the aliens were like 3 inches tall
>>85295762dadberg goes on to me about shit like this, goes on about who aliens could be here and we just can't seem them
>>85295760DRINKWATERit protects you from the aliens lad(Signs)
>>85295767it could be like bees where they're in ultraviolet light or something
me? garn on the jars classic HHL style when i get home from work in 4 hours, have couple days off now too
>>85295750>>85295760Bag on the cards? Might aswell now x
had enough booze, me. minor ''''relapse'''' over 4-5 different days, quite satisfied it's not for me any more.sticking to pop from now on.
wouldn't mind a spot of ket but we all know where that leads
>>85295762same size as Helper's erect penis lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct8F7yaUkm4
why cant wales into soil quality
>>85295784LOL you've done him haha
Welpers bottom getting raped by darkies
>Speed>Fastthese aliens are NOT messing around
>>85295813h*mans really can't compete
>>85295817hm, i dunno. MSlad is approaching the same altitude.
>>85295755i think someone lookking through a camera but im not sure
>>85295779Fuck that. Been off the sniff since January.>>85295784Hey I only like my SPH from girls not twolls on britfeel. Pack it in nows.
I can feel the power levels rising x
SEASIDE UPDATEhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kVr0SmwVIVU
Wonder when Welper will start his usual Bane routine
>>85295832>Been off the sniff since Januaryhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84626760/#84630969
YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR NOTHING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYNNRwyYK4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wojjh8mSIMwfriend was here yesterday. apparently it's barren af now.no room for the MetroCentre in a low-trust society
THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERETO KEEP THEM FROM RESISTINGTO SHOW THEM HOW WRONG THEY AREHOW POINTLESS IT IS...THAT THEY CAN BE PART OF SOMETHING BIGGEROR DIE x
Shippy Shippingtonshires
YOU WANNA DIE FOR THIS PLANET?FINE! WHAT'S 10,000 MORE YEARS.
>>85295856good cat thatlike a spider monkey, despite being neither.
It all ADHD lass fault x
>go to MetroCentre, 2026>get stabbed
Fuck it. The helper regime is back x
image limit reached, wew>>85295899careful what you say laddon't say anything, you can't take back
banbury bobbin beast battering bothersome bantus before becoming burdened by big bowel blockages
>>85295902You've made a serious mistake...
backmind(youcould say we're in the backrooms)
new thread thoughs >>85295915>>85295915>>85295915
