Ship Inn edishPrevious fred>>85311198
Babatunde, can you handle this?Deano, can you handle this?Mohammed, can you handle this?I don't think they can handle this!Barely move, Helper arrivedLookin' sexy, huntin' guysCravin' dicks, dicks insideBantus cum tonightSpotted me a boatwog thangThere you are, come on babyDon't you wanna spaff in me?Can you handle, handle me?You gotta do much better if you gone gape me out tonightYou gotta work your willy if you gone gape me out tonightStroke my neck carefully if you like what you seeMove, spooge, prove you can nut in meBy the looks I got my nappy filled with poo and peeHook up your seat belt, it's time for takeoffI don't think you ready for this battyI don't think you ready for this battyI don't think you ready for this'Cause my batty too bottylicious for yo babehttps://youtu.be/IyYnnUcgeMc
Plapping Ruth
>>85314729The shit inn
>>85314729SSM went there and said it was overpriced
The spunk train heading directly to Welpers Bottom via Shippingham
>>85314736We tried in the past lad but the samefag crew got upset and didn't show up
>>85314736No. You're wrong. We belong here on /r9k/ us at britfeel are keeping this dead and decrepit board alive
>>85314737Fascinates me that you saved this for a new thread
>>85314770>Fascinates me that you saved this for a new threadFascinating
>>85314770fascinates me that you're a gay little mong who notices these things xx
sweatingfeel pure shit
Poo poo time now
you WILL like my tired gimmick
Welpers bottom entering Bumton
>>85314770I like to be as obnoxious as possible, as it should be xhttps://youtu.be/ZHwVBirqD2s
I've been labeled a "gay little mong"I believe that narrative is being used to discredit me, and I'm not going to stay silent about it
You will never be seduced by a sexy alien slut from outta space
scousemong crying about 'billionaire capitalist' buying liverpool fc despite the fact a billionaire capitalist already owns liverpoolwhy are scousers so thick
>>85314799Wouldn't want it any other way lid
Imagine sucking on HHL's thumb sized pecker
Endlessly thirsty today.
>>85314840Bet it's like a well scranned flump
Shippy entering Welpers Bottom by night
caffeine plus my anti-psychotic medication equals body dying
>>85314843thirsty for HHL's cum
remember, comparison is the thief of joy
Welpers arse getting savaged by BantuBoys
asking if lass from work wants to come over and watch are Rick's new netflix show
i feel better now
Inflatable life like Sean with realistic batty.
Vaya con Dios
Women pooing
>>85314895just torrent it.
Putting my peen in Welpers Bottom
Not a bad kinoberg this. Reminiscent of a Rohmer fllm with the philosophical discussions. I would bang Isabelle Huppert. What a GILF!
>>85314929wouldn't want her to think i'm an incel
one day we'll run out of original sentences and we will be no more! that, or the heat death of the universe x
For the picture, didn't I? Not sure it's a best of all time film. It's a good drama and well directed. French critics go overboard sometimes.
>>85314958thought that to, /r9k/ would evolve its only l33t speak style language
I've watched every Yorgos Lanthimos film, other than Alps and Killing of a Sacred Deer. Better get on it, shouldn't I?
>babe, do you wanna come over and watch a cartoon about swearing cats created by a 65 years old man?
>>85314958Eventually we will all get jobs, wives and sprogs and stop posting here
>>85314958Stick around junior, and learn a thing or 2.
>>85314975I've seen them all other than Alps. Killing of a Sacred Deer was good IIRC. Dogtooth will always be my favourite. Might have to upgrade to the 4K.
Oi, DVDlad, recommend me sahmthin to watch yeah? What's the best movie? What's yer fave?
Ship Shippy bumming Welp Welper behind the Chip Chippy
>>85314976>as long as its not torrented
>>85315000hi, dvdsaaaar here. my favourite thing to watch is welper getting his batty stretched by the bantu boys, that's always been a favourite of mine xx
>>85314989Absolutely love Dogtooth. Watched it at a young age on Film4 late at night. Had never seen anything like it, and it stuck with me for ages. Tried to find it later on but I couldn't remember the name, eventually I got more into films and got so excited when I recognised/found it. I've watched it a few times since then and yeah it's great
might get some torents going
>>85315000That's a pretty hard question to answer. Some of my favourites are Mulholland Drive (2001), Heaven's Gate (1980), Bellissima (1951), Once Upon a Time in America (1984), Melancholia (2011), and Tokyo Story (1953). I've seen thousands of films though so this list changes with every answer.
chery ripe pusy xx
>>85315037Torrent every scene of an ebony woman on AnalOnly, TrueAnal and AllAnal. That would be fucking LUSH mate.
>>85315055>Mulholland Drive (2001)NTA but I could just never get into this one, I don't see why it is so popular and praised. There was a lot wrong with it imo.
never got the appeal of anal
all these trollersthink they pretty cleverbut they all feed me,(You)in' like McGregorObi? well i'm the O.G.the only wan droppin' rhymes,doin' crimes,and idgaf whatso-ever
>>85315071Lynch isn't for everyone but for me it's all about the visuals and the mood. I've always been a fan of Lynch. I love Lost Highway as well. I understand why some people don't like the narrative aspect of a Lynch film.
>>85315095Nah it's not that it's Lynch, I get what he was going for and I can appreciate his films in general, but Mullholland Drive in particular was bad.
Welper showing all the lads his Rosebud for an out of date VK
>>85315101Could you please explain why you thought Mulholland Drive in particular was bad?
>>85315095that's fucking crazy, man
Cristiano Ronaldo just confirmed his marriage on instagram. Isn't that wonderful?
>>85315117don't care what a rapist does to be honest
no rite what happen to lucy davis
>>85315117does his wife know about the rape he did
>>85315110The movie insists upon itself.
>this made people shit their pants in 2002
>>85315136scary jew, ah!
where do i start with 'arty' films? tried a few times to get into them but they just bore me to tears
>>85315124>>85315128if he really raped a woman why was he never convicted?
>>85315145Anything in particular about them you find boring or just the general feel/subject matter?
>>85315152rapes are notoriously difficult to charge someone with
>>85315152same with savile, just a witchhunt by the woke mob
>>85315155just found them to be a slog. for example i tried watching the lighthouse and i just didn't get it
>>85315155>Anything in particular about them you find boring or just the general feel/subject matter?They all feel like they insist upon themselves.
Nobody show this lad Inland Empire he'll probably have an aneurysm.
>>85315185You're either not the same guy or forgot to which posting style to reply with?
Shippy Brolapsing Welper
>>85315184its alright lad you can always just watch hardcore henry
Never saw Satantango. Will have to devote a day to watching it at some point. Anyone here watched it in full?
rice rice baby
>>85315189I saw it, but didn't like it all really, it insisted upon itself too much.
I have genuinely never seen The Godfather.
Shippy never raped anybody
>>85315202>SatantangoSkippable desu, it insists upon itself
>>85315202No but I've been meaning to buy the Bela Tarr box set for a while. Looks like a good film. Just binge it like a TV show.
John Cassavetes. My hero.
this temu buttplug is off gasing VOCs like crazy
>>85315160Speaking from experience, pal?
what would you lads rather talk about: films, linux or gimmicks?
>>85315233>linuxSeeing as you're the first one to bring it up
>>85315226What would you recommend? Never seen any of his films. Been thinking about importing the Criterion box set from America.
for me, it's 1991's Hook.
Trying out that RS3 Leagues 2 game mode, not a fan, shall be going back to mainscape very soon.
>>85315236The Killing of a Chinese Bookie lad
Brapping Welpers Brolapse
listening to amon amarth and playing team fortress 2, the stuff i liked when i was 13 is stool fucking cool as shit
>>85315247saw amon amarth live at a festival once. very corny.
>>85315245All memes aside, if there is a movie that could reasonably be said to insist upon itself it's this one. I really did not find it compelling at all. It's boring and sterile while trying to be sort of 'what could the most exciting real life actually look like'. Didn't like it.
>>85315247love the genre of generic metal bands named after tolkien stuff
lookin at my apu i bet he give your ass a bone
Nerdy metal that's actually good? Got to be Bolt Thrower.
>>85315244Difference between that and what you normally play?
>>85315263Limited time game mode where you complete tasks to earn points for 'cosmetics' (which I will just buy from the grand exchange after the fact) I just don't understand why anyone would want to spend two months levelling an account then it just gets wiped when its over, baffles me.
>>85315261Gonna listen to Those Once Loyal now
Been on a Lamb of God kick today. Forgot just how much I loved Wrath.
>>85315270To add, the only good thing about this game mode was seeing Lumbridge populated with level 3 noobs for like 15 minutes when it started, just like the good old days.
Is getting a 2nd opinion from a Doctor a real thing, or does it only happen in America/films? I feel like with the NHS the wait time would be incredible, or they wouldn't even entertain the idea.
played runescape for a bit but got stuck on monkey madness and stopped
>>85315289I remember dying on Monkey Madness and losing all my good gear back in the day. Nearly put my laptop through the fucking window. Doing it without a guide is frustrating. Monkey Madness 2 is even worse.
Ejaculating on Shippy's hairy chest
>>85315289>>85315294It's very frustrating, more so on old school runescape.Luckily we don't have MM2 on RS3 (thank God), but I still have yet to complete it on OSRS, one of the few quests I'm missing for the quest cape on there.
jews are the wellspring of all evil in the world
Ejaculating on Shippys chest while he gets ridden by Welper
>>85315315why? explain it to me please
Zanik is the best thing about osrs, miss her I do. She's dead, and I didn't bring her back during the mighty falls quest on RS3.
>>85315308The quests on RuneScape have always been fucking retarded. Doing most of them without a guide is just self-flagellating, especially as a lot of them include travelling back and forth the map.
i never really got into runescape, but like why do people like the old system of combat? especially in like pvp. it's basically luck-based, no? seems like they added way more depth in eoc
>>85315325Is that from the lost goblin city quest?
>>85315324they worship moloch
questing is a ballache in runescape but they still do it better than every other mmo i reckon
>>85315335Well RuneScape got popular because it was a comfy game and not like other MMOs. You train a skill and chat at the same time. Making it interactive with loads of hotkeys is silly.
Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector.
would pull the trigger and start playing ff14 but people who play it seem like poofs to be brutally honest
>>85315346i think it got popular because it was free-to-play + in-browser tbhaiche
any lads here playing star wars: the old republic?
>>85315288In theory you can ask for it here, but in practice socialised medicine means you don't get it, or you have to wait seven months for it and you get a prefabbed response from the 2nd doc's secretary that says you should refer to your primary consultant's opinion.
The Gaped Bottom of Welp Welper
still Tuesday, is it
>>85315329Yes it's a fucking pain in the arse and I only managed to get the quest cape because in the good old days they'd give you 2 spinny wheel keys for completing a quest so I spent days, and I mean days, just completing quests just so I could gamba on the wheel. >>85315337That is the quest for Zanaris. Shes in Dorgeshuun quest line, she's alive and well in OSRS>>85315335Both combat systems are beyond fucked and I don't care what OSRS players say
The Matrix Online. Now THAT was an MMO.
>>85315368Enjoyed it when I was younger, but since growing up and going back to it I was bored while playing it. Some games are better in your youth.
>>85315368>any lads here playing star wars: the old republic?no
>>85315357>free-to-play + in-browser tbhaicheThis and the Miniclip deal, that site was HUGE back in the day, that's how I found it.
guild wars 2. corrrr
>>85315383The fuck lad? It's a classic, the fuck do you mean you were bored while playing it?
Real niggas played Maple Story.
y-y im think... im think we're...b-back...*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
i was a bit too young to fully enjoy runescape in its prime but i used to love hopping on my older brother's account and play castle wars all day. it's dead now though, right?
want a nice lovely pair of tits placed in front of my face right now
>>85315397>The fuck lad? It's a classic, the fuck do you mean you were bored while playing it?It insists upon itself.
transcoding my video files and now all the women have dicks wtf
adventurequest. now that was a game x
>>85315401>t's dead now though, right?Yes
>>85315401Yeah I think Castle Wars has been dead for years, same as the Duel Arena.
>>85315405Only Chads get this. Are you Chad?
>>85315410OSRS comparison
Thinking about Ruth's twat
Couldn't be me doing the penguin agility course over and over again trying to get a squirrel pet.
>>85315071>Tokyo Story (1953)corr wokyo story, class film that. love Good Morning by Ozu too
getting groomed on second lifemodern equivalent's got to be vrchat now
when i die i will go to valhalla, no gay christian god for me, it's gonna be fucking lush xx
Duel arena, I miss you x
Any news on that time machine yet? Got the year I want to go back to now, so just waiting on 1 of you brainiacs.
>>85315426I didn't like Tokyo Story that much, it insists upon itself.
>>85315377>gamba on the wheelwhat do you mean?
>>85315426Based Ozu lover. I would recommend The Flavour of Green Tea Over Rice if you haven't seen it.
wonder if space station 13 still exists
>>85315454Have seen it actually. It insists upon itself.
I'll insist my toe up your arse, little spammer lad.
did you fall for the free trimming scam lads?
>>85315454haven't seen it, de lid. will stick it on the list cheers
>>85315443The game used to be (still is) MTX infested. They'd give you spins and you could buy them that would give you the *chance* of get items, coins, XP lamps, all the classic MTX bullshit. Glad it's almost gone now.
got scammed out of a mann vs machine tour of duty ticket when i was a thick as shit teen. guy traded me a few weapons for one. blocked me right after. haven't traded on steam since
got me wachelor's degree in a STEM field, now can't get a job... ah well, such is life, will just keep plodding along until something crops up xx
>>85315085me neither. it insists upon itself
Shippingham tearing up Welpers Bottom
Only started getting aroused by women's arseholes when I reached my 30s.
>>85315085It's sexy, simple as mate.
Farded meselfI finkX
Ship Shippy and the Shippys lining up to pork Welpers Bottom
>>85314729Good lad linking the previous thread
Right, i'm fucking off to sperg out bossing. Shall leave you with an absolute classic - https://youtu.be/b0y2huQoOnw
>>85315525Disgusting cut cock. YUCK!
ruining other people's pures
undercooked rice, overcooked chicken, and raw broccoli?
>>85315582Broccoli is one of my least favourite vegetables, I just can't get into it, it insists upon itself.
>>85315571That era of youtube was the best era
>>85315071Used to spook me out the jump scare with old greg looking guy when they walk around the corner
>>85315606Very overrated scene, it insists upon itself too much
>>85315368For me its OG Star wars Galaxies. Before they ruined it
>>85315571> (hunt315) this guy will be talked about for years> (hunt315) and we can all look back and say> (hunt315) we were there
Lad, please stop, that phrases has lost all meaning to me at this point.
a shame David Lynch never tried his hand at a superhero film.
HyperCam2... I member.
>>85315582Well seasoned rice, garlic herb chicken and roasted broccolifor mr
>>85315631In Twin Peaks: The Return there's a lad who can kill someone with one punch.
>>85315629The phrase insists upon itself
Welper showing us his rosebud
>TFW, life n shit
>>85315631In dune there's a lad who can shout at people to make them do stuff
>>85315631just you wait until you see eraserhead show up in doomsday
>>85315644Life tends to insist upon itself a bit too much for my liking.
>>85315647You making fun of me, headdick?
>>85315633corrrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc
>Billy, your brother REGISTERED Hypercam 2.
pirated copy of fraps
>>85315656HEEEEELLLOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOO
>>85315671more into pirate braps
>plebs not using x11grab in ffmpeg
>>85315654It is quite a good thing for most, and there are enjoyable moments to be had.I can only speak for myself, but I ruin all big chances given to me. But, I have the year I need to go back to, and heard a rumour about a smart anon who's working on a timemachine*crosses fingers*so who knows what will happen in the future. I will have to kill past me and dispose of the body, but needs must.
>>85315698sorry mate i've lost my virginity so i don't know what this means x
RuneGape
>>85315686It's funny how Twin Peaks: The Return is nothing at all like the original show. Massive troll move from Lynch.
if my future self shows up, i don't care what 'information' he hasi'm shanking that fucker
got a light scene is the best work lynch ever did
I imagine that no matter how much you douche your arsehole it still smells like shit when you fuck. Then again I'm a virgin so who knows.
>>85315728I remember my gf from school/college farting during sex, both laughed, not with her anymore though she turned into a bit of a nutter
>>85315725That whole episode was a litmus test to weed out the casuals. RIP YOU COFFEE MAD MENTALIST.
>>85315698Not for me, x11grab insists upon itself
>>85315724I might tell him what happens, and what he needs to do, then kill myself. No point going back to the future as it will have changed.
>>85315745no flaws in this plan, lad. you are the master of your own destiny x
>>85315737That's disgusting mate. Do women have no self-control?
>>85315418A perfect line I expect.
>>85315755Lad, if you're shagging a woman hard enough it's not uncommon for her to piss herself. When they're feeling good they tend to lose a bit of control over all the muscles down there.
we all know some people make smoking look cool, but what about vaping? is it possible to look cool whilst vaping?
>>85315759Nah, I reckon it insists upon itself too much.
>>85315759THATS r Ruth??
I am the fbi
>>85315769>is it possible to look cool whilst vaping?No, it insists upon itself.
Woke up at 9pm again.
>>85315772FBI, i'm CIA.
BN Audits auditing Welpers Bottom
>>85315776Oh good you'll be able to do the night watch then
Welper's arse insisting on a giga black hole event horizon metagape.
>>85315769think a monkey or duck vaping would look kewl
going to watch Spider-Man.2002.2160p.UHD.BluRay.x265.10bit.HDR.TrueHD.7.1.Atmos if that's OK with you lads?
>>85315770I don't get it. Most girls have beautiful ones in their early twenties.>>85315771No it's just some twitch bint.
>>85315786I'll probably just watch films and cartoons until the sun rises.
i love tall lasses. it's not even a height difference thing, i'm 6'4. they're so rare though
>>85315815Not a fan of tall girls, they insist upon themselves.
i just find all genitals weird if i'm being honest but it's sad we didn't grow up ALONGSIDE someone and their genitalia, so if we meet someone now we'll only get their bits as-they-currently-are
wife wants a bookcasebut i'm going to insist upon some shelves
Honestly what is you just fuck a lads arse without any prep? Will you just get shit all over your cock? Not really an issue if you wear a condom, is it?
i said the thing from family guy. and i said it again! does my creative genius know no bounds? every anon in the place must be HOWLING at this! it gets funnier every time haha xit insists upon itself.LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>85315844You know that if you have a healthy diet you don't just constantly have shit nuggets perched in your rectum, right lad?
>>85315844I find the shittier they are the easier they are to slide in and out of
>>85315848Seetheposts like this are why I gimmickspam in the first place, this shit genuinely makes me tear up I'm laughing so hard. Good to know that it's getting to you.
>>85315844eat a healthy dietalso give your OWN backside a go some timesorry this is personal private stuff, but you need to be less squeamish about e.g. checking your prostate, you might as well give advanced onanism a go while you're on.
>>85315852I doubt this to be honest. Most people are gonna have some shit knocking about.
Welper's batty inshits upon itself.
>>85315863Likewise, it's incredibly easy
i am in a constant state of seethewinding me up is like winning a fight with a baby.
Notice a lot of muslims and indians comment on my roses tiktoks. Creeps.
>>85315872Most people have horrific diets and don't even realise. Healthy diets have good amounts of fibre in them and keep turds solid and spaced regularly apart. The greasy slop people eat for most meals reduces the structural integrity of the shit in their bowels turning it from a solid mass into a sloshy soup that is semi-constantly trying to stream out and pools in the rectum.
>>85315888mate, you are practically doing the same thing. have some self-awareness
>>85315888They insist upon themselves a bit much, don't they?
>>85315894Fibre doesn't work for everyone... I find the more I have the worse my digestion is but I strongly suspect I have some sort of IBS.
hahahaha i got him! insists... hold on i can bar-... hahaha..... HAHAHAHA! it insists upon itself! i said the thing from family gu-HAHAHAHAHAHA xDeveryone is laughing! i am very funny.
>>85315900Okay so yeah you have a pathology that, by definition, means your bowels don't work the way they should. I mean for people who have healthy and normally functioning bowels.
UK funny man
>>85315909Oh my fucking god this melty is too good lad, I'm going to keep this gimmick up for a long time just to rile you up even more.
>>85315900Not him but, there's not just one source of fiber. Have a look into fodmap stuff, that's meant to help.
>>85315914Yeah well I'm agreeing with you then I guess. Most people in the UK don't get enough fibre but when I did I felt worse. Crazy bloating, farting, and diarrhea. Always have fucking piles as well. I'll probably get arse cancer at some point.
Shippy peering into Welpers Bottom
>>85315895Some of them are like 40+ balding ugly men from the middle east. They don't actually care about her interests. They are only attracted to her innocent looks. These are the kind of men that come over here on dinghies and groom girls.>>85315897They do. White guys don't make creepy little "hey beautiful gal" comments to girls half their age.
might start stealing other people's ideas, passing them off as my own.
>>85315831why you on britfeel if you have a wife
Don't know why women think they can just get away with that.
>>85315961because they usuallly do
>>85315961Look how uneven her face is. Mad.
i drive the very latest hovercari don't know where you arebut i miss you so much 'til theni met someone who looks a lot like youshe does the things you dobut she is an IBM
>>85315969Not that much. That's taking the piss.>>85315971Looks like she had a stroke.
>>85315961Women insist upon themselves.
>>85315971Could have had a stroke or she might have that prada Willie syndrome
>>85315980wait a minute lad... i uh-... don't like this song... it-....snksnknsknsk.... it INSISTS UPON ITSELF!!!!PAHAHAHAHAHAAA family guy Quotation
Mad how cost of living has sky rocketed but a 3.5 is the same price as it was 10 years ago.
Proud Willy lads are good lads. They just like eating, don't they? Not their fault.
>a 3.5begone frenchie, it's called an eighth
>>85316018It's the same thing, mong
>>85315994how much is it for you
Me? Just busted out 4 pressups and 10 reps on each arm with a 2.5kg dumbell. Not good, correct, but not bad for a weak faggot.Need to get into pilates and strretches to help muh spasticity (leg at moment).Just did another 2 pressups, beastmode. Knackered now.
>>85315525Jamie Varley did this to a baby. Difficult to even think about.
These pretty asmr bints all have this depression and anxiety for some reason. They would probably off themselves if they had to live a male life. Sad.
>>8531604025 quid, I don't get any of the "imported cali" (sprayed) stuff though.
>>85316073>all have this depression and anxiety for some reason.PIP. ASMR sloots taking the piss now.
Auditing Welpers Bottom with a DJI Mini 4 Pro
been awake for more than 3 hours now. i think it's only fair i pop a zopiclone.
been awake for more than 3 hours now. i think it's only fair i have a tiramisu.
Always banging on about her father cheating many years ago. Get the fuck over it. Girls would do the same if a wealthy, handsome man came along. They don't call it cheating because what they do is make out it's not working out, split up, then wait a week or two to date the new guy.>>85316090They fucking are. She is spoilt by her family. Her cheating dad buys her stuff and she still accepts it. She even has a Lexus.
>>85316124Fuck has she done to that image? Stretched it out? The fuck is up with that bellybutton?
>>85316074intrestin' back in the day used to be 20 for me standard
>>85316137Her belly button looks like welpers arsehole after a webcamming gaping session
>>85316073corrrrr name?
State of it. It's no wonder she feels tired just going on a short hike. She probably doesn't even eat properly. Looks anorexic. Her diet is probably green slop.>>85316137It's called being underweight.
>>85316161No it's not, ya big fibber.
>>85316159kiley. she is an american asmrtist.
give it a rest lad. nobody cares about your hateboner for some YouTube lasses.
>>85316171Yes she is too fucking skinny. Skinny is good but she is borderline anorexic looking at times. I hope she can improve her weight.
evens i have a beer odds i do not. also hello
>>85316196No about the bellybutton. The image has been fiddled with, I have decided. Never seen a fanny bellybutton before. Do they even exist?
i have purchased a 50 pack of pens from amazonAMA
>>85316197That's a shame. Also hello.
Welper buying 20ft of grapefruit sized anal beads off of a giant spool.
>>85316197morning friendi think you should honour your agreement and not have a beerBUTtry again in half an hour.
>>85316206what type of pens lad?
>>85316210the numbers arnt the boss of me, but still i might stick to water as i have work tomorrow>>85316223im going to bed soon anyway
>tfw you will never make sainsbury's red velvet cakes with a girl ;_;it's just not not right being alone all the time
>>85316223Not him but, nuh uh you live by the digits.
>>85316204No it's from a video and it looks like that. That's what happens when your abdomen grows longer than normal I guess.
>>85316206For me? Its pilot g2s every time
>>85316223phwooooaar good kittingtonshire
>>85316231realistically speaking when was the last time you enjoyed the company of a girl? i know for myself its been years of nothing but gossip and judement from women therefore i would rather make cakes by myself.
do the Frixion Point pens the (0.5mm ones) only come as these Frixion Clicker ones now?i mean i can live with that, but i just like the normal Frixon pens but wish they were 0.5mm rather than 0.7mm.
>>85316252i am a humble bic peasant >>85316228
Gawping at Welp Welpers black hole
>>85316258the green pen has been photoshopped over a blue one
Spider the size of my hand spotted in my bedroomIt's over for me tonight
>>85316270Not him but, good spot there anon.
mind i, switched brand loyalties one day and bought a uni-ball Eye Needle to try its 0.5mm point and...yeah, really good. perfectly smooth little rollerball if you have small writing.
>>85316272I'd just leave at that point
>>85316272punch it and splatter the little git over your knuckles, it will make you feel dead manly
>>85316281Got my crocs ready and a big fly swatter no chance I'm missing this bastard if I get the chance. I'll try get a pic if it comes out of hiding because I shit you not this is the biggest house spider I've seen in my life.
>>85316255I haven't know any females since school. Only maybe one or two actually didn't treat me like a sub-human. Obviously it's over for us with no life experiences, no relationship histories, no career path, no car, living with parents etc.
>>85316302take your experience apply it to your desires ( wanting to make cakes with her) and you'll realise you're better off not doing it. thinking like this keeps me sane
>>85316270thanks me ladwill report this to Amazon. Pilot should be able to do better than this.a keen-eyed fa/tg/uy noticed something about this map i posted other week. meant to be an early pen sketch by Rowling and yet, something amiss was spotted.can YOU nootice the thing? hint: it's 'in' the forest
>>85316314Not him but, vegetable looks like vegetauble?
>>85316307Yeah well I think of all the effort required just live a basic normie life. It's exhausting. At least being a NEET means I can take it easy and have no one to care about how I live my life.The average lad has to do so much in terms of his appearance, fitness and finances just to get a chance of a relationship.
zopiclone's got me in that doing-stuff kind of mood tbqh.cba to shower at this point, been a couple of days tbhaiche.but i THINK i can order a takeaway. comb my hair, bit of deodorant, jacket on top. should be fine just to grab a few bits, right lads?
Must be hard wanking as a circumcized lad
I feel bad for the lads that have gotten nowhere with relationships despite keeping himself groomed, having money, nice clothes, a car and a consistent career path. What is the point I ask?
BIG day for welper on /r9k/rinkle >>85316189
>>85316314nope looks fine to me. what did he see?
I'd rather have a bowl of coco pops!
>>85316355i loved coco pops as a kid, now im a bland wheatabix and honey man
It Wednesday and the Bantuboyz are back in town xhttps://youtu.be/Prv3wl3X9O4
>>85316346Corr filthy little northern bugger he is x
>>85316324either having a gf is amazing or he's afraid to look/act to deferent to his friends, but then again how would i know?
>>85316346Just checked out that general. Didn't like what i saw at all. Glad we don't do that sort of thing here in britfeel
did hhl relly need to have a hiv test after an encounter with a man in the toilets of his local "working" men's club?
>>85316323>>85316349bit of an obscure one, but zoom in how 'FOREST EXTENDS' is written. for a supposed scan of an original pen drawing, there sure is a strange white pixel border around that text.it REVISIONISM
>>85316425damn, thats some sherlock holms stuff right there
What's your go to sleepy movie/show/youtube video?Been feeling asleep to avgn season compilations for years now myself
Going to venture out of this general to the rest of 4chan. Don't know when I'll be back or if ill be the same man when i do .
>>85316463bye mate, parts of /b/ are illegal in the uk btw
>>85316470whys that then
>>85316463Give us a gape before you go
>>85316470I'm going to just visit the hobby boards i think
Bedtime methinks. Spliff finished, VPN on the phone, quick visit to the erogenous zone, then sleep.>>85316452I just pop a podcast or something on the phone and turn the brightness down. Quite like listening to Nick Zentner's geology stuff.
My Apu was radicalised on /ck/.
>>8531645270s Pink Panther cartoons on youtube. No dialogue so easy to nod off to.
>>85316452said this yesterday, but pannenkoek2012's videos. the 'but first, we need to talk about parallel universes' in Mario 64 guy.not a character or anything like that, just him explaining every last object-interaction glitch or whatever. not a dig like 'oh it's so boring it puts you to sleep' but damn, this stuff DOES put me to sleep (despite me finding it interesting)
>tfw mum will never make me work or force me outIt's absolutely right I do nothing if I am not getting my key need met (sex). I owe society nothing. They can pay for my mental health.
>>85316486Ye podcasts are good for nodding off. Used to listen to this one called sleepwithme where the guy just rambled on about nothing for 2 hours. Put me to sleep instantly>>85316498Has potential>>85316503Seems up my street this. Watching it now
>>85316526Gotta raise the standard ladIm VERY disappointed with you
i wonder how Tolkien-san would have felt about the stuff Middle-earth inspired and the communities it created.i know he kept up correspondence later in life, there were fanzines and that, but then it morphed into>Dungeons & Dragons nerds>rock/metal bands and metalheads>the films, and everything that came from thosewould he pleased with all that? would he like these works and their fans?
Helperlad the UK Chairman?That lad has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw behind the council dump skips in Sunderland. That shit had to be the sloppiest, whitest, wettest gape pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Helperlad screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That lid frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favour. That Helperlad and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to 'stuff his batty', I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass whiteboys either. He likes his men Bantu, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the absolute minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.Helperlad stole my heart and drank my seed.
>>85316574Alri helper laddo
I have never sniffed the part of a woman where the arsehole meets the vagina
>>85316559If he was anything like his son Christopher, probably not
Well this has been a washout lads. Im not blaming you lot. Obviously the best peoole haven't turned up
Smelling Nap Nappies
>>85316614wasn't he just a bit of an elitist arsehole about protecting muh father's work?i know he said the Peter Jackson films dumbed them down to teenage action films, whatever, just his opinion.i'd rather have someone THIS way around rather than the opposite: he could have just licensed it all out, Krusty the Klown style.now he's dead and they're trying some MCU thing, right? would he have stopped them? ;_;
biological web shooters, is it
Arse like a bulldog eating porridge.
Spider update? There is no update. I have either spooked it into submission and it has fucked off back home or it is going to get in me in the night. Night lads. It might be my last.
opioidbros, our thoughts?
corrr it darkit conflictedit what they call 'cinema verite'
Gape Gaperlad the UK ROSEBUD
Imagine a female turd in your bog
the only thing in my bog is an Astonish Fizz & Fresh tab.going to get it totally clean by 2027, i reckon.
got my room-temperature alesgot my kinos on my computer displaya 'loving relationship' would only set me back
>>85316756Spider-Man 1 and 2 are the only capeshits I love.
Morning lads. Going to go get a fry-up in town at 7am. I love my bus pass!
Cannot be having page 7 drift. It not right.
Love getting up early me. Take a walk in the morning. Grab something to eat just as places open. It's peaceful.
Hate getting up early me. Take a nap in the morning. Grab something to eat just as places close. It's hell.
Lexi Grey-fuelled wank then a napberg methinks x
>>85318258Done. Thick cummies all over my tummy. Wiped off and now for a kippingtonshire.
It's going to be one hell of a day today with the heat. don't forget lads close the windows, close the curtains and air out the house when the temperature falls in the 20s And don't forget it's the solar eclipse today! The full effects of the solar eclipse will be visible around 7pm don't miss it. The last one we had was in 1999
>>85318405I wonder if the lad who wanted a reminder will see this.
Says 32c today around here. Not sure how many parcel I got today waiting for the manifest
Reckon my eyes will be fine if just take a quick peep at the eclipse ladds?
>>85318502suntan lotion status?
starving. might get a maccies breakfast in as a treat x
>>85317214phwooaaarrmay hafta take a trip dr. poostein meself sharpish
>>85318542I ain't got any
>>85317604that ale looks like my piss
>>85318539I've been looking into it google says it can blind you which is bollocks. I've looked at the sun loads of times when I was a kid. I don't have any of those special sunglasses to wear so I'm just going to use a regular pair of sunglasses and that should do the trick. Just don't stare at it for 5 straight mins and you should be fine
>>8531840532 is finebut just looked at thursdayTHIRTY-SEVEN DEGREESWTF
you woke up and immediately went on britfeelat least brush your teeth first!
>>85318539have you never looked at the sun before?
youre supposed to poop before brushing
>>85318561You have a wide brimmed white bucket hat though, right?
>>85318591No it's a black bucket hat
Should I have a fry up for the third day in a row? Probably not, but I'm gonna do it anywayy
had one too many beers last night I reckonthink a lukewarm shower is in order after this woffee and liter of water are necked
phwoar propa lush dem brapp fumes
>>85314828It is incredible how many football fans are like this. Your team is just a million dollar company owned by big biz or shareholders and nothing more. None of the players are from your town. None of the managers or owners or shareholders are form your town.
It should have been love, yet she chose sex first.Blamed myself for too long. I had my part to play, but so did she.
Nu day is it not X>>85315237>rob williamsMfw this nibba kys'd himself due to all the pedo kikes in jewlywood
Helpers Bottom getting Violated
Up early, woohoo. Why? Exactly, fucking bastard shit twat cunt.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0rD7l1saFY
Better be some fucken cards coming today or man finna shank postblud up ya ear mi.
What music do britfeelers listen to?
>>85318871Depends on muh mood.
>>85318871Me? Whatever is on the radio
>>85318871Women farting into a megaphone
>>85318871Electronic music (IDM, techno and ambient primarily)
>>85318871I don't partake in music, it insists upon itself.
Staying indoors for the next couple of days keeping nice and cool. Hope the wagies all enjoy being out and about in the heat slaving away for Schlomo x
>>85318871Chappell Roan, mostly.
Only 50 drops today, easy one, should only take a couple hours at most, less if I play knock door run
There was a 512.2% increase in the number of barber shops in the country between 2015 and 2025 - from 2953 to 18078(!). Despite this, according to the ONS states that the average cost of a male haircut across the same timespan increased from 13.10 to 20.28, a 12% increase even when accounting for inflation (that means 12% in 'real' terms). Barbershops in the UK in the 21st century seem to have this very strange magical aura that makes them the only industry in the history of humanity that is not affected by supply and demand.Well, either that or they're not there to cut your hair...
>>85318931Are you a fudge packer by any chance?
>>85318931>Chappell RoanNah not for me, she insists upon herself
>>85318952No but I do enjoy looking at gaped arseholes if that counts?
>>85318871Currently listening to Schubert's complete piano trios D. 898 and D. 929
>>85319006Kys asap nonce
Could you not just reduce the number of asylum seekers in the country rather than viewing them as a pestilence to inflict upon the southerners? Andy is genuinely a very bigoted person, it's just his discrimination is regionally directed at his own countrymen rather than racial or national. What a gross man.
>>85319006>complete piano trios D. 898 and D. 929Where's the third?
>>85319046He can't go against what the state wants. Take it you're not middul management like he is.
>>85319018You'll have a shit day if you're starting it off with a seethe like that
>>85319006I find that Schubert insists upon himself
>>85319053KEKd>>85319063>insists upon himselfWTF is this gimmick haha
Eclipse day today, hope yer skiving to watch it. Doesn't happen till after 6pm, but you never know, could happen earlier.
Me pubes need a trim
>>85319144No point when the world is about to end.NO MORE SUN*runs around panicking*
Welpers Rear end
ill af after last night's shenanigans, need to restmaxxx today
If you could which chocolate bar would you put up your bum?
>>85319046These people dont realise that their children are also going to be slaughtered if there's a civil war, it's such bizarre behaviour.What are they going to do if it happens, leave the planet somehow????
>>85319046Can't stand how he looks
Come round my end burnham and ill bray thee you terrorist
So much to do, so little time left till the sun disappears forever!1st, a love poem.Corr you're fit.2nd save a life*slits his wrists then rings 999*Fugg, should have saved that for last, looking unlikely I'll get to complete a marathon now.*google's hospitals 26.2 miles away from me*Oh yeah, we're back baby*starts running out the door and collapses*
>>85314729Fucking scummy lending fucks. I was a bit fucked up last night and for some reason tried to borrow as much money as it was possible for me? Didn't even want to buy anything in particular. And I ended up looking at loans. Today this comapny phones me and it all sounds super good. I thought it would be like 40 quid a month 100 quid a month for a year or 50 a month for two? IT'S 100 QUID A MONTH FOR 16 MONTHS my jaw fucking dropped and i hung up. Maybe all the neets here need to get together open like a IT or AI company or something.
BN's fat gut
Shippys fat nuts
>>85319247>hur dur I did not read the words>outrage.avifbrav come onthis is basic level tingspls do better
Health benefits of 440g Lidl pork pie
Watching the basic lass in the burger van in her short shorts and low cut top. Proper council estate basic but she is nice enough and easy to overpower.
Not bothered about a fucking eclipse desu. Might go shoplifting instead.
Shippy unloading a fat nut inside Welpers Bottom
Imagine having a conventional lass at home who is not dramatic, is low maintenance, is medium to low self esteem, is not needy, and lets you do pretty much whatever you want with her.She cooks your tea when you get back from a day out, and you can manhandle her into whatever position you like, strip her off to expose her holes and just fuck her with no limits and she is grateful for you.I could go on.
>>85319338>not doing it when everyone is out watching the world end
>>85319355Honestly it seems like the perfect time for mischief while everyone is distracted.
MORNIN DE LAAAAAAAAAAAAADS
Cheese on toast for the last breakfast before the world explodes tonight.
>>85319415I'm hoping I'll get cheeky time travel powers like my weeb friend Hiro.
>>85319423Breakfast cancelled for me, why?, mouldy bread.Might go to the butty shop, but it'll probably knacker me out. Fucken starving.
>>85319435Sorry to hear that mate. Nothing worse than a bit of mould. As for me, just black tea. Trying to eat less.
Total eclipse of Welpers Bottom
Sister doing me nut in how is it possible to be this fucking annoying
>>85319453Is she insisting upon herself?
i dont care about the eclipse tbqh
>>85319444Yeah tis annoying. Need to do something though, but know whatever I choose will knacker me. Oh well.
>>85319460This but me desu senpai ngl
>>85319464I'm always knackered. Just modern life, innit? Slept for 10 hours but I'm still tired.
>>85319460Didn't even know there was one until I saw lads talking about it. Feels very insistent upon itself desu
>>85319465i saw the one back in 99 and one is enough
>>85319459No something different, i wont explain
>>85319467I agree, but I also have MS so moving is what knackers me out. Can get tired just sitting doing nothing. Going to commit and get it ordered. BSE (bacon sausage egg) with a bit of brown sauce.
>>85319472Unironically remember like it was yesterday my mother and her lover drove us to the south for like 6 hours where you could see it better
>>85319476Oh that sucks. Don't know much about MS... is it degenerative? Get some scran in you.
>>85319487Yeah, can be quite bad. Gone from walking unaided to using a walking stick, next step (hopefully years away yet) is a wheelchair. 1 really scary thing about it? it can cause sudden blindness, wake up and never see again. That's scary when facing life alone.
>>85319486>mother and her loverohh la la
>>85319495That is scary. You on meds or anything to slow it down?
>>85319497I didn't know it was her lover at the time, my sister only told me like 2 years ago
>>85319510Nah, too many side effects, and the way to slow it down is to suppress the immune system (the immune system thinks part of the brain is damaged, so damages it to protect it, weird), and that just leaves somebody open to constant illness and or infections. Fuck that, I'm already going through shit, don't need more adding through medications.
people should be grown in vats, it would solve population decline and reduce the prison population (bad childhood leads to a life of crime)
>>85319516my parents have always been married so i dont know what it like to seem them have an active romantic life
You haven't really lived until you hear your mother getting fucked roughly.
>>85319561alri Sigmund Freud
Shippy scranning Welpers Bottom
Pinning Welper down and forcing my cock up his nostril hole until he looks like a donkey.
>>85319606you are so gay, no straight or 'asexual' man would wright this shit
>>85319635never said there was
>>85319396Morning de lat, that right me lad
Back from t'butty shop. Wew lads, that used to be a 10 min walk. Got the butty and a slice of black forest gateau (homemade). Don't think I can do the cake now, but it's in the fridge waiting.
He giving playstation one last chance. For the dark nights, he not going to open it til october.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8tglJPOobY
>>85319730Fat alcoholic and scam artist
>>85319730He alone. In the dark. Well he is, ain't he? Alone. He alone in the dark. What's the bloodeh point?
Welpers sweaty smelly gaped bum
>please write out a 500 word cover letter and list 3 years of relevant experience fpr this minimum wage, 20 hour job that literally consists of washing soiled bed linen and clothes
garn on that instant noddle grind shortly me
>>85319780why even bother trying at this point
Aura Farming on a Wednesday
>>85319868This is way fucking better than it has any right to be. Look at him go.
I was about to bust a nut to some Jynx Maze anal when my dad came home early. Fuck sake. Now he'll want to meet me in the shed.
>>85319868superior genetics x
Moni looks cute!
>>85319894Looks like a stinky, ugly tranny to me.
>>85319894Thats' lush bet it's a right pecker at full length
>>85319868He isn't that fat anymore
Last one for Shippy
>>85319894is this lady's penis OK?
i am going to say that my passport identifies as transgenderthen they can no longer say it 'isn't valid'.
Welpers Bottom getting used by a few hotel people
>>85319928Do you have nothing better to do than playing with your online dollies all day
>>85319894I need that brown girl cock in my mouth RIGHT NOW
10 posts left to go, chop chop lads
>got money in the account>open ebay>don't buy pokemon cardsToday, weak arse pooftah weights for muh exercises.
Not a bad round, fair few didn't answer the door though no surprise, it's annoying when you can hear them inside sometimes they literally look out the window then still don't answer the door
>>85320057Would love to see a gape edition x
Corrrrrr! Me backup 4K player arrived along with a 4K copy of The Shape of Water. Saw that in the cinema. Pretty good from what I recall, bet the 4K with HDR looks lush. What we up to today, lids? Gonna have some McCain potato smiles in the air fryer.
Oh I cut my finger up on someone's dodgy gate though, good job I had gruffalo plasters in the car
Welpers Bottom entering Spunktown
>>85320073Been bedrotting for the past 2 days. Gonna get up in a bit. Might go for an incelwalk.
Why did they make that Miraculous Ladybug lass so sexy? So the dads can enioy it?
The 500th post is mine
>>85320126Well done mate, proud of you x
503 for me eaheyyyy
>>85320140:( that's #502 mate. #503 is mine.
>>85320155Bot the smartest tool in the shed are you? hehe
>>85320166i don't know if the original post counts.but if you intentionally manipulated me into deleted my previous post so that >>85320140's enumeration WOULD be correct, then touche'.
COME AND GET YOUR BRAND NEW THREAD:>>85320213>>85320213>>85320213
Welpers Bottom arriving at Bummington Lane via Gape Town
