spill hares edition previous: >>85336642
Might go wokkle bank laters xOh, give me cock, lots of cock under batty boys aboveGarn stuff me inLet me ride on the wide Bantu willies that I loveGarn stuff me inLet me be on my back with Deanos to appeaseMy batty getting blown up till I fall onto my kneesSucking cock forever, but I ask you pleaseGarn stuff me inhttps://youtu.be/vMnLoOnrwbg
Firstly
>>85342801better look next time chum p.
genuinely fucking fuming with myself
Just ordered 5 amazon bags, will make sorting the parcels a lot easier and I'll be able to get more in the carWill be delivered by Evri so hopefully I can pick it up from the depot myself when I go to collect my own round
EVRI DID IT YAY
Watching my Uber driver, and shes gone completely the wrong way to pick up my order. Do Uber drivers make multiple pickups /d eliveries at the same time?t. never do deliveries
>>85342828Leave them 5 stars lad they'll appreciate it
>>85342829Maybe she is spilling hares?
Spaffly Express leaving Bollocksham via Bell End station
>>85342818it'll be alright mate
>>85342839Not the usual lad delivering, this one was a nice looking lassie instead. Gonna leave 5 stars and next time she will flash her luscious tits at me. Corrr.
>>85342842Is that Gianna in the middle?
>>85342842these bodies disgust me
>>85342851Loads of peng birds at my unit desu lad
>>85342799Choccy Deano coming?
>>85342754Jeans off ebay. Three pair second hand. My delivery was blessed by Evrilad last night and he called in some favours.
>>85342854Yep, what a lady eh?
Disruptions to the rail network on the day I'm planning to travel. This is going to be a rough one.
>>85342971Absolutely. Unrivalled.
Nightrideberg cumming up in a couple hoursI fink X
>>85342986>Nightrideberg cumming up in a couple hours>I fink >XFORREN.
saw someone smoking a pipe today
>Britain's streets are rotting in plain sight. Road signs coated in years of grime, pavements choked with weeds, blocked drains, overflowing bins and potholes have become everyday features of life in what was once a first-world country.>Local authorities, funded by rising council tax, routinely fail to deliver the most basic maintenance. Ordinary people - including schoolchildren - are now having to do the job themselves.>All across the length and breadth of the country, from London squares to provincial roads, citizens are cleaning signs, restoring bins and clearing litter because the people paid to do it will not.>/modernity.news/2026/08/11/the-great-decline-of-britain/Sad innitX
Pop and Slop: The Diary of a 37 Year Old Intellectual
>>85342855dangerously homosexual post
>>85343025Shits n Fits: The diary of an incontinent epileptic.
Helping Shippy guide his meat missile into Helpers Hole
Never had sex, should I neck?
Some people think they're always right.
>>85343114why would you hold an opinion that you simultaneously know to be wrong?
Parcel delivery guy who delivered my 2x24 IRN BRUs was fucking hench. Like, a proper bodybuilder. Schwarzenegger level.
>>85342955Happy for you, i really thought it wasn't getting to you today but you did get a blessing that worked. 11 days though ><
woke up covered in chocolate. left a packet of m&ms on my bed and they rolled onto my mattress and i slept on them. #justchumbathings
absolutely hanging lads
>Downloaded too much pornberg>7GB left nowRuh roh X
Helpers Hole getting creampied by Moni
was taking the bins out and usually I boot open the door to the room and yeet the bag as hard as I can and some girl appeared as I was doing so and started laughing saying she does the same thing, but it was like a genuine belly laugh. Was quite nice making someone laff I cant lie lads.
cor, new thread is it?finished that burrito (>>85343178) now and it was LUSH lads and i do mean LUSH
can YOU make the wan chai connection lads?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdr94WySmPs
>>85343239cute thisundercut in my brain by how much a certain-looking type of person (let's call him 'Chad') would make a woman proper belly laugh multiple times at work, for lower effort jokes/situations that don't even rely on established events or even have to make sense.but you, in that moment? it is very sweet anon.
>>85343020who'd have thought forcing councils to sell off their main source of income would mean they'd have no money
Using Codex to search for a van
Got two nicotine pouches in while vaping. I'm that addicted
>>85343267This sort of thing never happens because I have literally no charisma, not even entirely sure why she laughed so hard, I could hear her giggling to herself as she went up the stairs, but it was a nice moment. I shall file this into the nice random moments category in my brain. Imagine if I could do this with my words naturally to people cor that must be nice, being a comedian or something must feel fantastic.
Starving. Only eaten a bit of mango today.
>>85343269feels good knowing my water bill is going to a subsidiary of a Hong Kong multinational and not a British water board.oh wait, no it doesn't.oh well, as long as capitalism and the free market means i can choose a DIFFERENT water supplier.oh wait, no i can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eZ3WCthsagInterestingarse little docukino thisX
>Marks having EIGHT days off Alcohol!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utmDSm5f-no
Welpers bloody gaped arseholes dripping in diarrhea
>>85343406wish you would do 8 days off 4chan you massive bore
>>85343406>message from the spirit worldcorr its all getting about esoteric innit
I have, not once in my life, experienced working wifi on a train in the UK. Does it even exist? Like is there actual wifi available in the trains or did they just promise it twenty years ago and never install it? What am I missing here? It just isn't a thing.Have used perfectly good wifi on trains in other countries. Just this place. Just this shithole where nothing works.
>>85343473you know you have to be in the wi-fi car, right?
>>85343482No you don't, all companies I've looked at say it's broadcast throughout the train.
>>85343501well they would, wouldn't they
>>85343473i find its normally slow as shit as everyone is on youtube and tiktok and streaming football
corrr all the new capeshite hitting our screens (large and small) sooni just hope that Lanterns tomorrow is as good as Krypton. there's been a real glut since such classics as Pennyworth and Birds of Prey.
>>85343473sometimes i can get onto the splash screen page. and i'm glad those are becoming less obnoxious (they used to ask for all these details, or to register an account).but yeah sometimes i'll even get past that and i'm connected, i can't load a page, then i'm disconnected. i wouldn't mind if it was just fast enough for basic web pages and texts, or something, but it's never even stable.
>>85343473>Does it even exist?Yes, I used it earlier today
>>85343565you were in the wi-fi car right?
wonder who these Virginia State University shooters were.multiple of them, apparently. university, so adults.dunno what's going round the usual circles, but i suppose we'll find out soon enough.
Shippy blowing fat vape clouds up Welpers Bottom
too fucking humid
Wutted again just now meX
>>85343148>11 days thoughYeah, that's mad. As Evrilad says: c2c is the lowest priority, but I will actively avoid listings where they use Evri from now on. Can't be waiting more than a week to get something, even if it isn't urgent.
>>85343039sex disgusts me and i only like thin female bodies
i love a good book
>>85343675a good book can change your life
did an AI 'type' test
>>85343675>photograph frames/crops out a nipple on the periphery >just has to let you KNOW she has two tattoos (minimum)
>>85343685>a good book can change your lifeit really can
>>85343698kek bottom left is that tranny pornstar
>>85343711>>just has to let you KNOW she has two tattoos (minimum)why does it bother you that women don't need your approval to do what they want?
>>85343473>Just this shithole where nothing works.Passport -> ticket -> emigrate. Tried and tested method.
Imagine relying on a train and not having 4G or 5G data available. The absolute state of it.
Virgins seething about women with tattoos again, oh my days
I would Lord her Rings if you know what I mean.
Welpers twinky winky rosebud getting used up by an obese transit van
>>85343732you've extrapolated and gone somewhere my weird.if i had carte blanche control over the personal choices i can gleam from that situation, it's that there's a better edition of The Lord of the Rings she should have bought.and that one is going by her choices, if it was her choice. i doubt she took the photo. so the framing of it wasn't her artistic decision. am i allowed to criticise photography, anon? does it bother you what i do and do not like, or do i need YOUR approval?
>>85343733Can't get a passport, I don't know any professionals who can countersign
uh oh lads, like we're on for two lads seething at each for two hours
>>85343747ari bilbo shaggins
>>85343761welcome to britfeel
anyway, she could have just taken a photo of the book. but that would call more attention to the lame af Del Rey paperback edition.(quite possibly from a charity shop to read, which is nice, but quite possibly bought FOR this photograph, which is bad.)
>>85343757you criticise all you like, no one gives a fuck about your opinion you self righteous nobody
Still laughing about the bloke who said "thanks babe love you" over his ring door bell>>85343635Dropping it at a parcelshop is part of the problem, better off getting it collected from your house, at least then it's going to the unit next day, stuff at a parcelshop can sit for days
>>85343779it was from onlyfans so the boobie was obligatory
You don't get it lads, the government needs to censor all the news about migrants sex crimes against British women and children in order to 'restore trust in our institutions'
>>85343779The book isn't the point of her photo lad, her body is the point of the photo. Granted the choice of book is deliberate to attract nerdy simps but still
>>853428422 is rank, and 5 is depressing, a black woman with no ass, as sad as a fat woman with no tits
>>85343717I hate to break this to you lad, but those are all trannies
any you lads ever climbed Everest?
>>85343792then the reverse question appears:why the book? was it a mere 'prop', and/or are we to believe she's an avid fantasy reader, EVEN IF it's simply 'part of the character' she is portraying?because if so, she should be reading better books like Conan, Gor, or Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser.3/10 would not bang.
>>85343667>sex disgusts meMust be a relief that you're not having it eh lad?
>>85343806ah ok, not an expert in it myself
>>85343473I'm the same lad, most of the time I can't even see the network on my phone. Times when I can it won't let me connect or the portal page is broken and won't work. No reason why just ERROR. I've given up desu.
>>85343824That's alright, I am. I love tranny porn and I'm obsessed with trannies as sex objects, so I make it my business to know about trannies and stuff.
>>85343831>That's alright, I am. I love tranny porn and I'm obsessed with trannies as sex objects, so I make it my business to know about trannies and stuff.thank you for your service
>>85343675>getting fanny juices on your bookgrim
>>85343698>not posting linkies so I can play the stupid meme gamebaka...
>>85343742I was dead set against all of that, and then I suddenly decided piercings were really sexy. Only on women tho. I don't want one.The odd tattoo is fine. It just needs to be well placed and not cringe. And that's a challenge, because women are often cringe.>uh dude, I got like little stars and shit on my hands cause I saw someone else do itYeah, no one's interested, m8
>>85343849i don't think that book is covering a fanny, anon...
>>85343779for all you know, Tolkien's literary genius blasted her knickers off, and she only had so much time to cover up before the photo got taken by a robot. Have some sympathy...
live laugh love thats what i reckon
>>85343881oh. even better.
>>85343882this is the only acceptable (and frankly, most logical) answer.my seething has come to an end. thank you kind lad x
>>85343890live? we're all living all the time, so yeah.laugh? good stuff, always nice when something tickles you.love? ...with no love in return? it's better to NOT love, in that case.that's what i reckon
Shippy deflowering Helpers Tuppence
>>85343898>>85343898>no love in return? it's better to NOT love, in that case.alri richard the iii lad
Took the biggest shit of my life. Wish I took a picture of it.
And that shit's name? Nigel Farage! Badum tish! Bit of jokes...
underdeveloped britfeel posters
>>85343929Ha! Fuck Farage. Absolute pathetic excuse of a man.
>>85343921>Took the biggest shiti know we're talking critically about the Lord of the Rings, but Pippin isn't THAT bad.
ive regressed and cut my neck a few times while shaving again
Crusader Kings or Victoria?
>>85343939Binface is gonna MASH him, bruv!
>>85343948this is like saying fifa or halo
>>85343950Haha he's wearing a bin costume. What is he like, hahah
>>85343929Hello Tim how are you today?
Stellaris or Hearts of Iron?
stomach hurts atm
Cockwombles.Corination Street.Am I right! or what.
Ebin's unwashed penis
all grand strategy is boring shit for mega chud autists
been pissing myself laughing at count binface for weekswhat a funny cunt
