Belper, Derbyshire editionWagies: a nice early start for your Sunday scaries>prev: >>85342786
>>85349243What happens in Belper?
>>85349296Belping
Shippy subjugating Welpers Arse
>>85347229Remember that one South Park episode "Cartoon Wars" where they have a go at Family Guy, and the Simpsons and King of the Hill writers sent them flowers over itImagine telling people back then that 20 years later, out of those four shows, Family guy would be the only one still worth watching
might shag today
might gape today
>>85347229Neo Futurama is really really bad. Simpsons has been utterly unwatchable for literally 28 seasons. New Star Trek is not Star Trek. It wears a few motifs and has a few names that can be found in Star Trek but it's not the same thing. I mean that without hyperbole; you can watch random two or three minutes clips on YouTube and if you watched without the sound nothing would indicate that you're watching Trek.The Orville is an odd one. You can tell there's genuine passion for Trek that McFarlane has and it shows through, but season 1 he was still pitching it as a comedy show. After S1 they really toned down the comedy and now it's a campy sci-fi drama. More Trek than nuTrek, but lacks the same pedigree. I'd watch but skip S1, the comedy isn't good imo, falls very flat, and there isn't much that you need to see in S1 for the rest to make sense.
wiping ruths bum after she's had a curry and a night on the beer
be careful as to what your apu is watching on its phone
Let's get a plastic bottle of cider and stand around
Might pretend to be british and start posting here
corr cider *licks his lips in anticipation*
>>85349788Oh you'll fit right in then we have somebody from turkey who does the same
9 in the morning it time for cider tbqh
Cute roses nationwide will be waking up and farting Deano's spunk down the bog and then making him breakfast in bed right about now
um akshually guys we shouldnt be drinking cider this early
Adult nappy
cidEARLY not cidLATE that's what i always say
>NEW: Reform UK has pledged to scrap PIP and the health element of Universal Credit for working-age adults. Only people with severe disabilities would receive cash payments to save 50billion a year on benefits
>>85349951Nobody will hire mongs like SSM or HHL though. Will they just become homeless?
>>85349951Not enough jobs for those who want to work, fuck all chance of getting all the dossers into work
>>85349951Troubling news for Reform's primary voting base
>NEW: Reform UK has pledged to do a thing that they won't actually do if you vote for them.
Can't cope with this fucking heat
>>85350083It'll be cooler everywhere this week apparently, even some rain in the south on Tue and Fri, maybe.
>>85349951Yeah we'll see how that works out for them kek
I was looking at some bars in Germany and found this band. Coooorr the tits and hips on her!!
>>85350111Wow a fat bint with big tits. Never seen that before lad.
Iam WHITE AMERICAN WHAT IF A UK NEVER LOVES MEWHAT IF ICRY ;-;
>>85350133Tits please, you know the rules.
>>85350161I want a husband not pump n dump
>>85350170This is 4chan, not your potential partner. If you want help as a woman, follow the rules. If you cannot follow the rules then no man will ever want you.Again, tits or GTFO.
Welpers defenceless Arse
Corrr nice and COOLIO today
>>85349951>Only people with severe disabilitiesAutism has lower employment rates and worse life outcomes than Down syndrome. It's not my fault office Beckys hijacked it to get internet attention and better work accommodations.
>>85350185Shuffle off to /b/ you absolute cringey pisswit
Labour will be getting my vote then. I would have liked to see England stay majority English but I don't care that much that I'm going to starve to death over it.
>>85350234I'll spin your fucking jaw name the time and place.
>>85350253>I would have liked to see England stay majority EnglishHow many white sprogs do you have?
>>85350273None lad, I don't have a wife
>>85350271Trafalgar square 10 pm today
trying the peach flavoured sour patch kidslush
>>85350253not like reform would stop immigration anyway
experiencing stomach issues atm
Bad news lads. My local kebab place Abrakebabra is shutting down, hygiene standards were appalling apparently.
>>85350326i worked thereused to piss in the kebabs
the days they seem to fall through you, well just let them go
nearly september already lads, mad
>>85350326that the place that used to use chopped up little girls in the meat?
greggs does better latte's than most actual coffee places
Does Cyberpunk get better? Bought it on offer to keep me busy until GTA but it's boring as fuck so far.
Footmong conquering Welpers Arse
>>85350351nah, dont get people who like it. its so cringe
>>85350357Visually it's quite nice and the map is impressive, but holy fuck it's just so fucking boring.Of course I'm going to have to painfully force myself to get all the achievements like an autismo though.
>>85350206Morning lad, clocked in for your 16 hours on 4chan?
Favorite nonce?
'woke mind virus' could be a good deathmetal band name
>>85350403Rolf Harris always seemed such a decent guy
>>85350133>>85350170Vocaroo of you reading out loud so I know you're not stupid
>>85350403ian watkinslost prophets made some good musicalso gary glitter
Number 15: Abrakebabra foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your kebab is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. An apu uploaded a photo anonymously to bebo showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at abrakebebra." Admittedly, he had bin bags for shoes on.
feel pure shit my lads ngl low key wish i was dead
Footmong dominating Welpers Bottom with Shippy and Ebiin
>>85350221thank HEAVENS for that!morning friendsi have decided i need to stop oversharingi think it's because of the neuroticism brought about by my autism + phimotic penis, not to mention feeling all chill on the illegally-acquired pills i take, which the police already know about so don't bother telling them because if you wanted to tell them ANYTHING it ought to be about that fine/potential court case they completely forgot about (phew)anyway i'm in less of a tetchy mood since i'm not as constipated today, thanks to taking plenty of Dulcolax last night. that stuff is magic.how is everyone else today?
>>85350440"sauce or salad bossman?""both please, mr frog"
>>85350440is fungus not protein though?lettuce has NO nutritional value. isn't it actually one of those foods where it's mostly water, and the energy taken to digest it = more calories than you get from eating it?
sign of the times that people use ai to make pepes now tbqh
>>85350441I get like that.My mood swings so easily from being quite content with life, to hating everything about my life.I always tell myself things could be worse.You're not in some third world shithole with no food or waterYou're not in some isis controlled shithole watching your family get beheadedYou're not in a cartel controlled part of mexico get your chest flayed openYou weren't born blind or deafYou aren't missing legs or armsYou're slightly autistic, ugly and/or a social retard that's all.
>>85350461there are no negative calorie foods
oh sweet summer child, its an apu
>>85350418He was an advisor for the music in Wake in Fright. Love that film
Realised practically every single person in my year at school is now married and has kids. Wonder how 16 year old me would feel if I went back in time and told myself this information.
>>85350463i go on about this often but it's a sad state of artffairs. it was already daft enough people whittled it down to two 'characters' (the frog and the bald guy). but they draw a little scene with objects in it and you think 'fair enough, that person can draw.'but why can't it be like their own original little MS Paint comic? they could have some identifiable style. a lot of reaction images of this circle-head guy from /v/ were by Three Angled Blue (who now makes furry animations wtf).but there were lots of posters like that. drawfrens just drawing. not just drawing a hat onto the same frog template. i would even say the AIs at least have more going on in the image.AI frogposter is cool though because of the writing attached. one day he may reveal>oh yeah i started doing that with an LLM too, i just touched it up a bit.and it will break my heart.
>>85350481i often think about how despressed it'd make younger me feel to see me now
>>85350471why aren't there?
>>85350487I was vaguely popular and attractive back then too, girls would actually pursue me but I was a nonchalant retard and pretended they didn't exist. I'd probably break down into tears if I saw how my life would turn out.
>>85350492god wouldn't allow it
younger me would see i have my own flat and computer and think that's coolbut if he watched me for a bit he'd see i don't read books any more and i barely play games (largely because of the sorry state of my PC)dunno. being a NEET is like some monkey paw version of the teenage dream.
>>85350507yeah the novelty of having your own house/flat wears off really fucking quickly when you're living alone and nobody visits you
Garn straight edge me from here on now, no more funny business
Wonder if dvdlad has got a Columbo sethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzvq090NaUM
>>85350440hope that little frogger got sacked
>>85350502kek i was literally the exact samea lot of wasted potential in both of us by the looks of it
Enough with the negativity lads, list some positive shit in your life.+have my own house and there's only 15,000 left on the mortgage+have my own little van+have a steady reliable job that is really easy+in the best shape of my life because I invested in a small home gym+finally sold all the gaming shit in my attic that I was hoarding for no reason+neighbours are really nice+live in a predominantly white area
Welpers Bottom getting parted and bummed by Ebin
>>85350539>list some positive shit in your life.+eating peach sour patch kids+weekend+dont need a piss
>>85350502>I was a nonchalant retardNobody ever mentions how bad this can actually be. You NEED some drive and enthusiasm or you'll end up with no hobbies, passions or interests and that is the worst feeling. People get away with it when they're younger, but life becomes pointless and everyone will find you boring as you get older.
>>85350539+have a PC still+no bailiffs atm+bennies back+(+ backpaid tidy sum)+two mates+live upstairs so low burglary risk+got the storage heaters working again+/britfeel/
>>85350539>Got my health (relatively)>Live in a good area>No financial debts or significant bills>Have friends and acquaintances>Family/extended family I still see>Partner>Always have some sort of hobby or interest (even if not productive) so I always have stuff to do>Even when things are bad, I never seem to just totally give up. Hopecore vibesCorrr feels good to talk about myself positively instead of negatively actually innit. Thanks anon, this helps.
>decide for some dumb reason I want to own some gold>1 gram engraved piece to do with the battle of britain or some shit being sold by the royal mint>50 quid>my retard brain couldn't grasp how small 1 gram would be and I figured it would be the size of a coin or whatever>arrived>it's smaller and thinner than a nano simcardwell that was disappointing
>>85350569>+/britfeel/awww
>>85350560this is what happened to megradually lost childhood interests and didnt really replace themsame with friends and relationships in general
>>85350583well the good news is gold basically allways increases in price, unless of course you bought early this yearyou didn't buy early this year did you? please say you didn't
>>85350611Nah luckily it was when I was off work around covid time and I bought a load of pokemon cards too with my furlough money. Found it in the attic and it reminded me.Apparently google says 18 carat gold is worth around 70 quid a gram now so it's increased by 20 quid
>>85350623corr chinky is on you de lad
hmm maybe today will be good.had a zolpidem, feel a bit 'wooo'.use that 'wooo'feel to shower.see if i head outside, gan shops.good feeling about today lads.
our remasters of songs worth it? can't really tell a difference tbqh
>>85350647been listening to that Dresden Dolls 'Yes, Virginia...' these past couple of days. but it was like a full re-recording and the cadence of it is just off compared to how it was. like you're listening to a band do their song live.actual remasters though, sure. might as well get the original masters and get them in the best quality current year allows, same as you would with film...right?mind you there's that blip in Loveless by My Bloody Valentine, some analogue-to-digital converter glitch apparently, FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
Anal party with Sean
>>85350539Can still walkNot bed riddenStarting exercise, weights and pilates
Ebin forcing a Welp Welper Brolapse
>>85350690>>85350711Me bumming your Dad
>>85349243Just read up on this place. Sounds depressing af.
Shippy and Ebin encouraging Welpers Brolapse
>>85350812can say that about any location yookay at this point
>>85350351it gets alot better after the tower heist with jackie
Soundtrack is the best part of the game. Panam > Judy Alvarez. Simple as.
>get some good headphones>crank up the EQ's highend>can hear cymbals and shit on songs i didn't even know existed
Shippy controlling the flow in and out of Welpers Bottom
Gotten up mePhwoarIndeed verily yesX
i gave you a piece of my heartyou gave me a piece of your mind
>>85350974Shut the fuck up, retard *cocks gun*
i gaped you a piece of my larpyou gave me a piece of your onion
Shippy of Shippingham taking Welpers Bottom
Chancer on eBay offered me FIFTY QUID lower than the list price which is already SIXTY QUID lower than a new version. Kinnell. I didn't even counter-offer I just declined the cunts.
conceptual idea: furries being racist to african animal characters
Avacado, onion, vintage cheddar, parsley and lashings of butter on my toast
>>85351032lashings of cum up your arse too you big poncy pooftah
>>85351039>lashings of cum up your arse too you big poncy pooftahkeeek done him!
Mackem gape king
>>85350974I'll give you a piece of my bum
>>85351032Sounds alri that, had a sosij sandwich myself
Welp Welper the anal gapist
the Pakistanis will take over because of their patriarchal hierarchy and respect for masculinity
>>85350583well yeah, an actual small gold coin is like 1kbetter off with silver de lad
>>85351063Fat pakistani cock up our british roses arses
>>85351067crude way to put it but basically yeah
Shippy impregnating British Roses while Welper Watches
>>85350901I can't hear anything past 11k
>>85349387Nu-KoTH is okay. Probably better than Family Guy at any rate.Family Guy honestly just doesn't really work on me past the age of about 14. I guess the early ones where Peter was more of a lovable dope were kind of cute, but past a certain point it just becomes ultra violent, nasty Newgrounds humour.
>>85351009desu, you're supposed to start low on a haggle. Just respond with and offer of 58 quid.And then if he's still pissing around, cut him off.Also, how the fuck does this site still not recongise the pound symbol?
>family guy is still worth watching
>>85351102>Nu-KoTH is okayIt was shit, I had to turn it off after three episodes
Lads, without looking them up, could you give a definition of the following words?:>incredulity>disinterested >febrile>indignantBe honest. You don't have to recite the dictionary definition, but just a brief one that gets the essence across.
seriously though why are the ruling class facilitating the replacement of the white working class, whats in it for them?
MY FINGERTIPS ARE HOLDING ONTO THE CRACKS IN OUR FOINDATIONAND I KNOW THAT I SHOULD LET GO BUT I CANNNNNT
>>85351134i couldnt give a definition but i understand them
no hidden disability for meback to work tomorrow i fucking hate my life
>>85351134>>incredulitywhen you refuse to believe something>>disinterestedwhen you dont care>>febrileim nore sure, pathetic maybe?>>indignantwhen you dont care in an disrespectful wayhow did i do?
>>85351136The key distinction between the left and right is the right accept and desire hierarchy, whereas the left view it as inherently immoral and illegitimate.This manifests as looking at the world, seeing white people are doing better than nonwhites (generally speaking) and foaming at the mouth to 'correct' such an injustice. The way that they have manifested this desire is to flood white countries with the nonwhites to reduce all to the mean of humanity. Perfect equality.They're religious in temperament and see doing this as a transcendent virtue.
>>85351134I reckon I can get these.>incredulity Not believing something.>disinterested Neutral.>febrileHot or excited, in the way a fever makes you like that.>indignantAngry but because something unfair happened.
>>85351147>flood white countries with the nonwhites to reduce all to the mean of humanitybut the left think that all races are equal so why do the think introducing Asians and Africans would reduce things in white counties
>>85351179>Helper's ridiculously long neck
>>85351188>but the left think that all races are equalThey don't. They say they do because they are required to say they do, but they know it's not true. It's incredibly overdone, but it's true that Orwell really was prescient of this sort of stuff with 1984.>How many fingers am I holding up Winston?
>>85351234i dont think you've talked to many left wingers
Ebin and Shippy making Welp Welper scran the holes of unwashed hotel people for their enjoyment
more like left WHINGERS
>>85351239I have lad, trust me. But like in 1984 the entire point is to make the refutation of reality reflexive, to convince themselves that they believe it, even though deep down they know it's not true.
Kind of mental that it's 2026 and you'll just walk down a street on Sunday and half the shops will be closed or closing early and when you ask why it's like "erm, the government decided this should happen like two hundred years ago because of some old religious tradition that nobody cares about and they just sort of... haven't changed it ever."
>>85351260God bless the corner shops that stay open til midnight
anyone else feel tired constantly
>>85351260And if you don't like it then feel free to leave, Abdul.
Kind of hungry but mumberg wont start cooking for another 2 hours
>>85351115You misunderstood. The list price is 110 quid, lower than a new version which is 170 quid. They offered FIFTY. Chancing bastards.
OCD kicking my fucking arse.
>>85351329>OCDnot a real thing
>>85351329Things in the past? Can't change them.Things in the future? Can't predict them.What's happening now? That's what we should be focusing on. Easier said than done, I'm in a mental state constantly living in the past and trying to change it in my mind to make myself feel better currently. Weird, amarite.
>>85351136Poshos have never liked the working class. They have the wrong attitudes, they vote for the wrong things, they insist on being patriotic in that medieval kind of way, they support the death sentence for nonces, they don't understand fine dining, etc.They're embarrassed by them. You only have to meet a slightly posh middle class person to understand this. The actual fuming hatred that these people spout when they think they're in good company is startling.Orwell was talking about this back in the 40's. If anything, it probably has something to do with the British upper classes being culturally French, while the British lower classes are culturally Saxon and Celtic. >>85351147You'd think, but you talk to a modern self-avowed leftist, and the internalisation of a hierarchical worldview bleeds through them. Look at Brexit. They were furious that "the Gammons" decided they didn't really like being ruled by unelected bureaucrats on another landmass. That they didn't naturally perceive the cultural superiority of the EU project, and accept people in real places like Brussels as their masters, as opposed to people on a stinky island whose idea of a good meal is fried fish and a pie.You only have to poke a leftist lightly, and they're talking about how the masses need to be educated better, so they vote "correctly", and that we need to ban or shut down anything that allows working class people to gather and discuss things without their guidance.
bringing an outside drink into the swan pub
>>85351303Even so, make a counter offer. A lot of people intentionally start way low, to get the wheels turning.He could just be a stingy cunt, who expects to get something at a joke price, and at that point you should cut him off.
>>85351373>ruled by unelected bureaucratsthey were electedgammons could never point to a directive they disagreed with
>>85351362>Weird, amarite.You're right. I'm currently doing them all and setting myself off. Zopiclones on standby.
>>85351303You priced it too low so they think you're desperate to sell. What you need to do is list it for more than you'd accept then you either get someone buy it for that price or offer you what you actually want
>>85351394Take some cyanide instead, nonce
Welper cupping Shippys sweaty wollocks
>>85351388Being ruled by people who aren't English. That's what they disagreed with.Also, there was a presumption that they were forcing immigration on people, which turned out to only be half true. No one believed at that point that English people would have done what they did to England. It was a short-sightedness, admittedly.
>>85351394I'm getting into the habit of thinking, didn't happen (past, won't happen (future) what's happening now? Trying to break the cycle.
>>85351147leftists love hierarchy though when it comes to the dating marketall that talk about inequality goes out the window when you point out that some lads are getting sex every day and then there's other lads who are still virgins in their mid 30s
imagine being in dracula and seeing the castle irl in romania woulve been kino
Getting a bath if that's alright with you lads
Lunchingburgh o'clockinghamIs itX
corrr what a shopping trip. bought everything i needed to do a roast chicken dinner.then i thought, 'i should get some white wine for the gravy' (not for drinking mind), 'tell you what, i'll get one of those mini wines.'then i saw they were 4 for 3, thought, 'well i might as well get four, mightn't i?' just economical, innit lads? it's not about buying the wine to drink.but if i was getting four, i decided to get a range of them, might as well, right lads? Chardonnay for the gravy, another white, two reds? all for cooking (you never know).but then i thought, 'well if i'm BUYING alcohol, i might as well buy some beers too. plus it's making the shop up to 30 quid so i get this 3 quid off voucher.'now i'm home, and instead of making my roast dinner, i'm having a glass of red wine and these ice lollies. well why not, eh? i say i've earned it after lugging all those fresh ingredients home x
Maybe I should put 4.6 Evri rating on my tinder like how people put their uber rating
>>85351440Leftists love hierarchy in general. They love anything that the masses can't get their hands on. That's where this lionisation of accademia and the sciences comes from. They're completely infatuated with the idea of elite cultural institutions where John down the pub doesn't get a say on anything.Interesting factoid: vampire stories become popular whenever culture is taking a left-wing turn, and zombie stories become popular whenever culture is taking a right-wing turn.What underlying fears are these stories tapping into?>unaccountable elites in high places, doing god knows what in the dungeons of their castles>the shambling masses, creeping up from their shopping malls and trailer parks, to come and eat you
>>85351454where'd you get them lollies and how much?
>>85351462badge status, deliverylad? how close are you to challenging the Elite Four?
>>85351483I got a fair few, top one is "on time", got 16 of those, then 15 friendly and delivered with care, even got 4 "above and beyond"
>>85351478Morrisons. 3 of them in a box for 2 quid.they're okay. like some cheap own-brand Magnums with a little hint of coffee. wish they tasted more of coffee tbqh (like when you get nice coffee ice cream cor)
Catberg refuses to swallow his medicine
yeah i'm kind of a big deal on the 'Cheers' wikia
>>85351522Put medicine in, close their mouth then rub their throat for a few seconds
Footmong fisting Welpers Bottom
>>85351547when did you get your DVM?
>>85351567From the university of life lad
>>85351571minored in hard knocks?
might stick Attack the Block on.is this a 'cringe' film, lads? at the time i hadn't heard any of that 'brap brap, mandem' stuff. to me it was just a comfy adventure romp set at night innit bruvs.
>>85351595Nah its a decent film lad
Deano having his scrotum worshipped by some cute Rose while he enjoys a few beers and plays Fifa with John from finance
you don't see many right wingers in academia or the sciences because the vast majority of them are low iq
For me its Chef John
bloke on my estate ganning radge at his bairn :/https://vocaroo.com/16ysOo6aMAlfhard to make out because my phone's naff + it's just echoing off all the buildings. this has been going on for about 10 minutes.took me a while to clock he's trying to teach his son to ride a bike. starts out as daft little 'i'm gonna sell your bike haha' banter, then ramps up to 'I SWEAR TO GOD YA DAFT CUNT IF YA DIVVENT GET OWA HERE RIGHT NOW I'LL FUCKIN SELL THAT BIKE AND YA GANNIN HOME'don't speak to kids like this, lads.
Welpers Bottom welcoming the the men of al zutt
Just had a huge falafel rap. 4x lush x
>>85351595Hate chavs. Hate inner city London culture. Just don't want nothink to do with it.
>>85351646get your own bike out (if you have one) and take a cycle past and try to encourage the young lad in ways that dont involve his dad screaming at him kek
Can we have some FUCKING rain today please, God?If that wouldn't be *too* much trubble...
Just had a mars bar. 10x Lush
>>85351577Spot on. Are you an alumni yourself?
>>85351681few mm here in N.ireland de lid, it is quite lush, its supposed to go back to the regular old pissing it down constantly within a few weeks so we can all go back to being extra miserable
Why do nonces congregate to britfeel?
>>85351396I priced it where recently second hand have sold, I'm not an idiot.
>>85351693good. I'm currently living in a low level state of anxiety that everything around me is going to catch fire.Also feel bad for the foxes, frankly. I've been travelling way out into the wilderness and placing little bowls of water over the place, like a nutter.
Nordchan theme I made, hahaha.
>>85351743looks ugly, wouldn't use it
>>85351743What's nordchan?
still feel constipated af
>>85351743think i said this before and maybe it's just me, but the line spacing looks too tightthen again i'm looking at the normal line spacing on the default Yotsuba and Tomorrow and they're not really far off. but i dunno, just a couple more px or tenths of ems or whatever units you're doing this with.
Shippy and Welper becoming lovers
>>85351755https://www.nordtheme.com/>>85351772Give me a screenie, mate. Then I can see what you're talking about. I am using a font you may not have.
Minimum wage van driving. Oh aye x
>>85351817So when did shippy get doxxed? Only know him from those lethal dose of morphine forced memes
>>85351817Miss his Malverns and Toby updates.
Shippy wippy aura farming
Ship Shippy and Mon Moni bumming Welp Welper
>>85351829He's quite open about his identity
>>85351793>Give me a screenie, mate. Then I can see what you're talking about. I am using a font you may not have.i meant in your image, but yeah here's me in default 4chan with Arial on Windows (zoomed in a bit, nowt wrong with that, is there?)maybe i just feel like there should be slight breaks between sections, or it's because the link isn't underlined, or something. the comment text IS right up there next to the subject/name/date line, but maybe that's just how you like it? maximising vertical screen real estate, and all that.but you CAN'T control for the whitespace created by thumbnails, can you? that'll always be there. it's one of the reasons i don't get the fake outrage at 'Reddit spacing': it's text next to a 250px tall image, there SHOULD be more vertical spacing via paragraphs (IMO)on the definitely-positive side, i like that colour scheme (more than Solarized-Dark) and i like the way you've done the post boxes (slight rounded corner + drop shadow, looks cool)
Miss are Shippy x
Ever cry to a song lads x
like just eyeballing these so they're not the same, but a margin-top for the postMessage <blockquote>s (or some padding-top inside it, or whatever)i think that works better, but i get why a lot of people like stuff all compactas i grow older, i miss 4:3 displays. even for my kinos.
Not long til the wagies are back at work. Remember not to park on zig zags, a kid in Wareham died cos of someone who parked on zig zags
Corrrrr shipster
>>85351914there's a scene in Ricky Gervais' Alley Cats where the two cats are on a romantic date and it plays the song 'There Is a Light That Never Goes Out' by The Smiths, and the lyrics of the song are rendered as happenings in the cartoon.if there was an 'Oscar for Feels', this scene would win.
Friendly reminder that Shippy is a paedophile #10Known Shippy filenames (He's abandoned most of these now). Look for yourself, make up your own mind.17j7na.jpghttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/17j7na.jpg/The Cross.jpghttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/The%20Cross.jpg/1503546136_1503523206361.jpghttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/1503546136_1503523206361.jpg/Banbury_816b9b82-aa8d-4c76-94c4-2ca5db424eaf_1024x1024.jpghttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/Banbury_816b9b82-aa8d-4c76-94c4-2ca5db424eaf_1024x1024.jpg/gimmicksmodi.pnghttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/modi.png/disgusted-face-640x425.jpg>lord lucanmw89520.jpgLord-Lucan.jpgOHMSS-WESTMINSTER.jpgnotable postshttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53587604/#q53589338https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53541263/#q53541339https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53395245/#q53396648https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53228356/#q53229218https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52932452/#q52934732The most worrying post is this onehttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53076118/#q53080524>Eventually after about 2 hours of frantic searching I found a picture of her at her 28th birthday. Crisis avertedAnyone else think it's odd that it took 2 hours to find a) find a picture on instagram b) figure out how old someone is any other wayAnyone else think maybe he just added that bit at the end and he is actually a nonce who literally raped a school girlAnd this one is concerning, it's just the one wordhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53292729/#q53297065>16 would probably be the lowest I'd go>probably
>>85351964Does Ricky's wife die again?He is obsessed with that concept.
>>85351964keeek what a hack
Whoaaaaaaaa ship shippy!
Welpers Bottom encountering the shipmeister
>>85351914Yeah.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AWFf7EAc4>>85351934I get what you mean now. I have it that way, I have a script that sets all websites to display like that. It's more comfortable on my eyes.
>>85351981Little lad still filter evading, and still having weltdowns about shippy x
Welper watching alley cats with his legs akimbo gaped on the sofa thinking he's clever for understanding the humour
>>85351914Yeah the song featured in this scenehttps://youtu.be/cHlf08yTPiU?si=TOVuqz722O2-kyfPBut mainly because of the connection to the scene
Welper crawling into the community garden on all fours gaped
>>85351914yeah mate xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbLbfD0y_G4
Welper in the beehive bathrooms gaping to the sound of the cha cha slide coming from the dance floor
>>85351895Mad how just weeks before he left he was saying he'll probably be posting on here until 4chan dies
>>85352047>13 mins longNot listening to all that lad x
Just how it always goes isn't it. You browse a forum every day for years and then one day you just stop for reason and it's like you were never there
substandard bussy
Gawping at Helpers Holes
>>85352061>Mad how just weeks before he left he was saying he'll probably be posting on here until 4chan diesthe plans of mice and men...
>>85352000>I have a script that sets all websites to display like that. It's more comfortable on my eyes.oh fair enough. densitymaxxing innit.although i always wonder like...it's not hard to imagine a reality where we decided displays ought to be vertical to emulate books (the same way we went from terminals on black screens, to white web pages).i mention ageing because i think my peripheral vision has gotten worse. and supposedly there's some sex dimorphic trait in us humans where men tend to have narrower vision (hunting tigers) and women have wider vision (spotting berries).of course, that could be bullshit. but all i know is, if i watch some ultra-wide-screen film, my eyes are darting around rather than watching the entire scene comfortably ;_;
Clankerberg restoran the rescued wiki's CSS right now, phwoarProper good thisX
Heil ShippyHeil Shippy
Shippy out on the nonce
Ricky Gervais bouncing on his buttplug as he writes the scene where two cartoon cats get run over set to there is a light that never goes out by the smiths
>>85352073>Just how it always goes isn't it. You browse a forum every day for years and then one day you just stop for reason and it's like you were never thereYep.
Welper screeching at the top of his lungs as Footmong bums him into submission
>>85352224Can remember a few forums I used to browse/post on from about 2006-2015. Some of them daily for years. Don't even remember why I stopped. Guess I just found something else to do. It's not like you think "okay this is my last day here" you just forget to click on the bookmark one day and then again the next day after that and before you know it it's been weeks and you realise you didn't really miss it
gonna pop to the offie. anyone want anything x
>>85352307Solero
i miss giant bomb, it aint right
rockpapershotgun was my games journalism site of choice. i hardly play games now.
as long as hardcoregaming101 is still around, i am a happy man.
A round of drinks, please.
Anthropic chief kike saying AI will cure cancer 5-10 years from nowhttps://x.com/DarioAmodei/status/2088758819304443967>Trust me goyim, bwahaha
for me? joystiq, 4 color rebellion, kotaku
Limmy's Show, needs to get back on Netflix.
nah yeah i love Attack the Block ladsi can't remember what it was all like in 2011but it was the first time i ever heard the whole>brap brap we gotta tool up wiv da mandem bruvthing.shit's great. teenager writing can never be non-cringy (go watch Skins or The Breakfast Club, listen to the way they talk).but this is fun. i'm having fun.
Shipster shoving sausages inside Welpers Bottom
>have friendly banter with work colleagues>"haha anon that's your autism">multiple colleagues joke that I'm autistic>laugh it off>over a period of times multiple colleagues suggest that I'm autistic.>be me>not autistic (not tested)Lads I honestly don't think I'm remotely autistic other than posting here. I'm defo not autistic right lads haha
Parents are constantly arguing over me. Dad thinks I should move out but my mum doesn't want me to. Got some noise-cancelling headphones and it blocks most of it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x9MjPFrxT4Bit dry rn innitX
>>85352477autism to normies means having interests other than football and/or love island, don't worry about it
Love Island is entertaining. There, I said it.
>>85352477maybe it's better if you are autistic because at least that's then an explanation you can make peace with?the alternative is that's NOT the explanation. then it's like routinely calling a guy a 'midget' not because he actually has dwarfism, but because he's a tiny little shortarse LOL
Shippy going on Lover Island and nobbing all the birds (and lads)
it does ruffle my feathers when people use 'autistic' to mean 'a bit fastidious'. i mean it's essentially the new 'a bit OCD', we've just switched the terminology.i have actual autism. and i mean real autism: not Asperger's, but the EUPD subtype. so my emotions aren't quite how they'd be for a neurotypical person. it's not merely 'poltiical correctness'.
>lover islandmongboy.jpg
I'm not racist, but when I went for a walk last night there was a black man smoking weed in my way and I instantly felt nervous. Walked past him fine but my heart was pumping. Never been a racist in my life, but I wonder if there's some internalised sort of prejudice there. Feel a little ashamed, honestly.
what do you do when you're really unhappy, don't know why you're unhappy and don't how to make yourself happy? just kill yourself or something?
>>85352588If you've been here since before 2015, you'd know that some of the best memes have come from a typo and ESL.
>>85350539>rent a flat with best mate of nearly 20 years >finally broke up with that girl that was no good for me>jobs easy and fun (povvo wages though)>seen most of my favourite bands already, more booked to see soonLife is good boys. Don't do stuff tomorrow, if its fun or is necessary just get on it
https://nitter.net/jjtwofive/status/2088689289844470094Why are white women like this /v/ros
>>85352589spooky. maybe he could have eased the tension with a daft icebreaker. weed-people tend to be chill, it's in their nature.for me it's when a black London-sounding bloke at a gig thought i was snorting coke in the toilets and asked if he could have a key, 'share the love', banged on the door a bit.i was just trying to space out on my ket and he was going 'oi bruv, giving me the silent treatment?' or something. like in a better state i'd have said something or even joked like, 'haha you wish mate, but nah it's ket if that's your thing, howay in.'spooked me out, so it did. don't understand these southerners tbf. more to do with language/aggro than race, i think?
Shippy and Footmong bumming Welpers Bottom on Lover Island
>>85352477have them done for bullying
don't like that this is my last beer. should have spaced them out with more wines.or ideally, bought in some gin. but then i'd need tonic. i was struggling to carry everything as i was.night's still young. could order stuff in.
>>85352633It's the avocados, it was never like this before they were pushed on the world.
>>85352582>EUPDThe personality disorder? That's not a "subtype" of autism. It's a totally different thing.
Back from my walk in my grim town.>half the high street boarded up>vape shops and barbers lit up like casinos>brown deliveroo mongs e-biking everywhere>some fat white drunk couple screaming at each other with a kid in the pram on their iphone.Thats a functioning society.Yep.
>>85352633keeek should have one reeeing on the floor for szechuan sauce
Busted a tooth the other week on a tic-tac. Got it pulled today. Can't stop tongue-ing where my tooth used to be.
>>85351914Good Riddance (Time of your life) live in Glasgow, think it was 2021 or 2022. The Hella Mega Tour with Weezer, Fall Out Boy and Green DayNot even a big green day guy but it was a wonderful ending to a great day. Weezer are shite though, skipped them to get more bevs in before the good bands
Footmong being crowned King of Welpers Bottom
>>85352679unironically hopeful Burnham might do something about the legal bullshit that is making it hard for people to start small businesses, but easy for foreign mafias to basically buy up highstreets, and install a chain of dodgy barbers, vape shops, and othersuch fronts.The fact that he has honed in on that as a problem is good. We'll see where we go now.
>>85352679I'd probably go out for walks if I lived near nature. Wish I was somewhere more rural.
>>85352671it's not a competition, anon.my pervasive form of autism is more chronic than Aspies' acute/situational (and often, beneficial) form of autism.but at the end of the day it's just 'different', not 'less' or 'more'. even if my autism is higher in its severity.
>>85352756You're talking shit lad
ive never fit in anywhere, he even amongst other outcast online weirdos
i have a hole in the pocket of my favourite pair of trackies.i have two identical pairs, such is their perfection, and after 3+ years of wear it's at the point where i lost a pound coin earlier (while i was trying to get a trolley, too).i know i'll always have the OTHER pair, but this makes me sad. i wish i could sew.
>>85352765ok first of all, i hear what you're saying and respect your opinion.secondly, its not competition, anon.
Almost ruined my sobriety earlier. Close to buying a bottle of wine. Put it back just before they went to scan it.
>>85352765yeah i do that.point is, i'm not putting anyone down. we're all struggling. but most EUPD people would give a left nut to be 'autistic' in the way that what-used-to-commonly-be-called-Asperger's people mean it.classic autists who can't even speak are probably at least comfy, in their own way.
>>85352791Corrr get in there anon. Feels better to be long term sober. You will thank yourself tomorrow.
>>85352791nice one lad. i did the opposite and bought wine today. it's okay.i did manage 3 1/2 years of total sobriety after years of daily drinking, then had the odd blip (wasn't the apocalyptic scenario i envisioned) but these past two weeks i've had several days of pure drinking. dunno what's going on.don't drink lad. but you already know this x
Welpers Bottom getting gaped by Footmong
Pride comes before a fall. Remember that, fudge packers.
Every time I watch a film set in the Scottish Highlands I get depressed I'll never live there.
>>85352671Wasting your breath lad he's done this routine loads of times, claiming EUPD is autism. Who knows if he actually has BPD but wants to avoid stigma by claiming it's autism or whether he's actually autistic but the tard rage kind so he wants to claim it's BPD but still autism to avoid the stigma of being the tard rage kind of autistic, all we know for sure is that he's a twat
>EUPD, BPD, etcJust stop being a wanker- it's that simple.
nobody cared my aloe is getting a flower...
>>85352848>Who knows if he actually has BPD but wants to avoid stigma by claiming it's autism or whether he's actually autistic but the tard rage kind so he wants to claim it's BPD but still autism to avoid the stigma of being the tard rage kind of autisticagain, i don't know how to get you 'out of character', i'm just asking straight:what do YOU think? which way around?(no worries if you get it 'wrong' or anything, it doesn't mean you win or lose, we don't actually know each other.)
>>85352912>no worries if you get it 'wrong' or anything, it doesn't mean you win or lose, we don't actually know each other.)personality (disorder) spacker having a little passive-aggressive melty: proper fuming oh aye x
>>85352929which of us?trying to hedge it, lad: i am just curious, which is why i asked. i don't want him to feel like he's losing if (and i do mean if) he's one of those guys where internet conversations are like a 'do you concede???' game to be won.he said something fascinating, is all.
I have two personality disorders, do I win a prize?I would rather have non and be a normie.
not rite how there's no easy answer whether the open matte or widescreen versions of Harry Potter are better.overall: open matte. but it's not 100%.
>>85352979would you rather not be a nonce?
>>85352979you win the prize of the 'being a cool guy' award.maybe you like your weed the same way i like my ketamine. dials it all down innit.
>>85352912I'd need more info about your life and childhood etc to make a proper assessment but my guess is that you're the tard rage kind of autist and want an excuse for kicking off when you don't get your own way, like tard rage autists are generally associated with the lower functioning end of the spectrum, they are spackers basically, so if you used autism as an excuse for kicking off everyone will just think you're stupid. I'm also basing this on the way you communicate, it's very word salady, I mean>i don't know how to get you 'out of character'is nonsense. Word salad is typically associated with schizophrenia but that is closely linked to autism, the symptoms can actually be so similar that many psychiatrists will not diagnose the one if the other is already diagnosed. Whereas those with BPD tend to be very articulate, they develop that skill to help manipulate and be hurtful when switching.
>>85352979Shame lad, if you were a lass it would make you hotter
Saw a MASSIVE spider when I doing the garden. I killed it
>>85353001The DSM-5 doesn't class one of them as a disorder, therapists and psychiatrist treat it as a disorder. Ecstasy/ketamine keeps me in the present. Ketamine therapy in the UK for PTSD/OCD, when?
>>85353012>they develop that skill to help manipulate and be hurtful when switching.ketrat is like this, he helped trolls dox one of his supposed "friends" on here a few months ago. Nasty lad
>>85353012in all earnestness, i appreciate the candid answer. based on what i've posted, i think i can see how you've gotten there, but my own suspicion is you've known similar-ish people to me and you're drawing a parallel between me and them.the word-salad-ness is more ADHD (diagnosed). honestly it's kind of recent (past few years) and there HAS been psychosis/weirdness (like there just has? it happens to people, dunno what to tell you there).but also the brain is a muscle, i haven't read a proper book in about a year, i used to be one of those robot-sounding kinda autists who would be all>Oh, verily. Thou art not as wizened as me, for I do not stoop to the pedestrian level of contractions!it just goes. age. thickness. whatever. not saying i was ever super smart, but more on the 'semantic' kind of smartness than actual engineering or creativity, y'know? i got Bs at school, then i started skiving, and i got Ds.i wouldn't go out of my way to manipulate someone through some sort of verbal or social articulation. it's OCCURRED to me and i've made the CHOICE. like i don't think it's super noble...it just is?sorry to use another sex example but i verily forewent sex with an attractive person because it felt sleazy and i knew it would break both our hearts in the long run. when i could have just had sexy sex (and sometimes i do kick myself? who wouldn't.)point is that's like a superego-over-id thing innit.i have a laugh on here, i try not to attack people or wind people up, i can be a bit sarcastic, but i do think the whole 'irony poisoning' thing gets grating, or at least the younger (?) trend of people speaking in irony by default. like they're all Xander from Buffy. i'd prefer it if people just spoke earnestly. that's not the same as 'never banter' or 'never crack a joke'.and by 'out of character' i hope you can understnad i mean like, ^ that. just saying what you mean. we can all do the 'internet guy' voice, it just gets old.
>>85353036That will be the day when a lass goes days without speaking a word, totally preoccupied with their own thoughts and emotions hahaha.
>>85353085>i have a laugh on here, i try not to attack people or wind people upthat's all you do though
Got my steam machine on the wayI'm not certain I want it desu but it can always go on ebay
Going for another walk. Trying to make it a daily thing.God, I'm a boring cunt, aren't I?
WILL YER PLEASE FOOKIN RAINdam cocktease clouds
>>85353107you should do my bit, and leave lil bowls of water around for wildlife. Gives you a little mission objective. Finding places to hide them, where they wont get cleared away.
>>85353124so bad down 'ere the water pressure out the tap is noticeably lower
>>85353085Yeah you don't have BPD. Manipulation, splitting, and even hypersexuality/promiscuity are core aspects of BPD, they don't "choose" to manipulate or switch from love to hate, they just do, it's an innate part of their personality, hence personality disorder.
>>85353156I got this big bucket outside that was filled with collected rainwater. Been watching it slowly evaporate. It's almost gone. Gone from like seven inches to one inch.
cuse my friend said he'd take you home, sits in a corner all alonehe lives under a waterfall, nobody can hear himnobody can hear him call at all
>>85353085I would also question your ADHD diagnosis, are you poor or from a working class background? This is very common, poorer low functioning tard rage autists often get misdiagnosed as ADHD based on their bad behavior/tantrums, while autism or aspergers as it used to be was reserved for either the high functioning academic kind of autist or the low functioning tard rage autists who are from the right side of the tracks, because to a well off family there's less stigma with a diagnosis of autism than their is for ADHD, as ADHD is typically seen as a low class naughty kid thing.
>>85353158That sure sounds like him. He's been faking agoraphobia for years because a woman he worked with made allegations against him and got him in legal trouble. He also lies about himself constantly. Very untrustworthy guy
i'm damaged bad at best...
>>85353182Funnily, I think I got this the other way around. I think they decided I had Aspergers, because I was the zoning out kind of child, as opposed to the can't sit in a chair, and makes the teacher's job difficult kind of child.In retrospect, I totally should have had an ADHD diagnosis. I could never fucking concentrate. I'd try, and then my brain would just fuck off, and then I'd realise I'd been imagining myself walking on the telephone lines out the window for twenty minutes, and hadn't heard a thing the teacher had said.
Shippy oiling up Helpers Hole
How many times have you been caught wanking?A few times in my life.
omd lads these are so much better than Doritos it isn't even funny>>85353158are most people here not hypersexual? granted it's the internet, people are anonymous/geeky, they talk about certain things more.more into love, me. just how i am.>>85353199damaged bad, damaged badly, or BOTH?
there's nothing more repulsive to me than a fat person's feet. disgusting trotters they have.
>>85353216Almost once or twice but never actually.The one time one of my friends came around, and I heard him get let in an run up the stairs, and I just about had time to set everything right and pretend I'd just been sitting on the bed.At least once I've carried on a conversation with someone while popping off under a blanket.
>>85353238dont really look at them tbqh
If anything, it's maybe a bad thing to not be caught wanking or looking at porn once. Your family inevitably thinks you're gay or asexual.
>>85353259maybe nowadays? there was some 'viral tweet' (whatever the standards are there) where some bloke went>i left my teenage son alone for the weekend with the Ring cameras running. he never once had a secret party or trashed the place, he just played games. what's happened to our kids?or something like that.my mam wanted me to be gay, my dad would have just been disgusted if i wanked. it's not like they were of the generation that grew up sitting at computers. they would have actually been beaten for it.
Tilde had BPD. It was all in her blog.
>>85353285>he never once had a secret party or trashed the place, he just played gamesMaybe because he knows you have Ring cameras
>>85353314sad times. at least she is an employed woman now.wouldn't wish it on anyone, really. can't say for certain it's caused my drug problems, or that it was the RESULT of [certain childhood events], but it is what it is.cheers*drinks Malibu Coconut Rum & Pineapple Ready to Drink Pre-Mixed 250mL Can*
Not all black women are ugly but they are severely limited by their hair. Thoughts?
>>85353336maybe i'm too detached from whatever the 'debate' is there but the wigs look a bit daft and then when they go>this is my NATURAL black hair :__;it looks fine? good, even.like idk there are white lads with curly-wurly hair, they're all called Tobias and shit. they don't go round wearing wigs, do they?
>>85353328Yeah, if even Tilde made it then the rest of them really have no excuse
>>85353325Maybe he doesn't want to trash his own house? idk...Do teen house parties even happen? We had a new year's eve party at ours once when I was about ten, and that was enough.>bunch of cunts in the house>the neighbours kids I don't really like are doing kickboxing moves in my room. >I'm sat there watching them so they don't steal or break anything>mostly just glad when people have cleared off, so I can play Mario Tennis in peaceOh yeah, "fun".
Can't believe the inmates in my panopticon are behaving
>>85353358>Do teen house parties even happen?one happened near me and it was in the news, because it was posted on Facebook as like a 'Skins style house party'.i didn't go to it (just didn't) but i knew people who did. everyone nicked the lass's kitchen stuff apparently.IRL it was just hovering around in the kitchen/living room and the 'carnage' was there were a bunch of cans/ashtrays the next morning. i always liked staying round and tidying up.
Helpers helpless hole getting bummed
>>85353384I did hear about that specific one. People just showed up, nicked things, and trashed the place.Who wants to host something like that? Mental people.
>>85353380lol 10/10 analogy there friendbut i suppose if the expectation is you WANT your kids to be a bit rebellious, why not instil that in them? don't drop hints: just outright say, 'yeah there are beers and vodka in the garage, you can have THREE mates over.'(then watch as they invite FIVE.)
Would post pictures from my nightwalks but i'm scared an anon would pinpoint my location like that geowizard guy on youtube
Are these halal lids?
>>85353404shame, that. i like the piccies people post.could you get any generally anonymous ones? just like a path + some lampposts, but with a DASH of aestheticity?
>>85353405>WELFARE ASSUREDprobably un-kosher to the right-wingers, but Muslims call that one Zakat.*winks at the knowers*
There was one house in the area, where it was a single mother and a bunch of sons, and the mother was super lax and let all of the local kids come over and smoke and drink.My friend group kind of got absorbed into their friend group. I hated being there. Always felt like someone was about to beat me up or steal my shoes off the porch.
>>85353404>he doesn't know theres already a lad with a folder on every regular poster
>>85353414I live in an area with distinct architecture as it is. Even a seemingly generic-looking place like a path can be pinpointed. Not gonna risk it mate sorry x
>>85353441no worries lad, i've also lived in Kenton Bar x
ideology? its a a bit like having your cake and eating
Been asleep all day and I've just woke up. All I want to do is sleep and nothing else
i know it's just a daft sitcom but was there more of a storyline planned with Donovan?felt like they were setting stuff up. would understand if they couldn't get the actor back, but they did.
no life lefteat the nightno stars outive been thinking 'bout it
>>85353483>know it's just a daft sitcom but was there more of a storyline planned with Donovan?how so?>felt like they were setting stuff up.such as?why so vague, vagueboy?
>>85353566i leave it as an exercise to the reader.
>>85353542you are part of the drain gangyou ought to be be grate-ful
>>85353429Probably your most cringe post of the day and there's stiff competition
>>85353598im no longer alliveplay with my lifei am getting off it
>>85353542i wish i could save a kitten from a drain like what happens in american videos, because theres just huge amounts of kittens in drains in america, apparently ?
Footmong paying a crackhead to invade Welpers Bottom
Ive taken to sleeping naked, its comfy and its an attempt to be less paranoid and more confident, for some reason ive always been paranoid about people seeing in even though realistically I know they cant and the confidence part is about not caring even if they can
>>85353610>theres just huge amounts of kittens in drains in america, apparently ?they sacrifice them like that over thereancient jewish ritual init
>>85353429Zakat is just tithing for muslims
I answered the door without a shirt on earlier as well, then went out the front to help a neighbour with their car, not bothered me, proper confident
>>85353604>there's stiff competitionooh the left-wingers won't be pleased!*gives the absolute advantage back to the other side*
>>85353610they should put a finer mesh on drains. Stop them filling up with sticks and old cans, and then failing to operate as a drain.
DADDY FUCKED ME AND I LOVED IT
they should have post ids here but they're only revealed when the thread is bump locked
>>85353706my mumma got fuc.ked by many
>>85353713would be good, that. never played that Among Us game but something like that?"oh here you go, here's who everyone was!"then we all have a good laugh post-bump-limit until the next edish.
Welpers Bottom entering Footmongingtonshire
>>85353713>>85353793enable the id element you can see them anytime
might start a blog
>>85353861Ebin used to have a blog
don't know ebindon't know shippydon't know monidon't know abroathi just don't know
if i had sons id name them barry and yorgos
>>85353890after yorgos lanthimos?
>>85353898no to be desu
one two buckle your shoethree four knock at the doorfive six pick up sticksseven eight don't be late9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9 10 9 10 9 10 9 10 9 10 9 10 9 10 9 10 9 10 9 10 9 10 9 10 9 10 9 10 9 10 9 10 9 10 9 10 a big fat hen
saw this gem earlier x
>>85353942i posted that
>>85353956Sorry, Sophie. Euphoria boners are very normal.
Welpers Bottom getting a bumming from Turkmong
>>85353942i am going to suggest (and hear me out here) that this was not written by a transsexual teacher, but in fact, some sort of internet prankster.
>>85354010Possibly, but look up 'euphoria boner'. It's very common.
i got. aboner seeing sydney sweeny in euphoria ill tell u that much
>>85354028she;s got scary face that one. zonked out evil SSRI eyes.
>>85353942Couldn't find this post anywhere. So I'm guessing it's fake.
>>85354037big tits though
To anyone who have had a very long break from alcohol, how many drinks did it take you to get drunk now that your tolerance was reset?
>>85354022seems fair to say that's a daft internet term, not a 'real' thing? like that's actually just AGP, right?some day, we'll bring back just normal human behaviours, /britfeel/. fancying people and that, we'll consider that enough. no futa or clowns or whatever it is this week, fancying others will be enough.
>>85354052relapsing-right-now here.i forget the previous times. made it 3 and a half years, the odd blip over 2 years, probably fair to say i was back to zero tolerance on a standard day.two weeks ago i drank for the first time in months. two or three (500ml) beers actually got me drunk. they were physically difficult to drink and it actually felt poison. my stomach/guts hurt shortly after i drank them, when i remembered how i could just neck them.4-5 drinking seshes later? necking beers just about to finish my 7th. cheers x
>>85354079what beer u drinking lad?red stripe was my poison of choice x
>>85354094on them Punk IPAs, laddington.they used to be nice out of bottles. sometimes you'd get those 660ml bottles and corrr it was like two 330ml bottles at once, wasn't it?now they only come as cans? that taste all METALLIC? geddafuckouddahere!(note to self: remember how pleasant this feels, directly contrast with how awful tomorrow morning feels.)
ladeeladeela slob on me knob
You ever feel like you don't actually live life, lads?I have no friends, I don't talk to colleagues outside of work (and barely at work), I have no hobbies, I'm not in any group chats, I am not part of any online subculture or group. Obviously I have no gf as well, but the gf thing isn't even the biggest slap in the face, it's more that I simply have no connection to anyone or anything. I am detached. I spend my days existing but doing little else. I maintain myself, but not for anyone's benefit other than my personal comfort. Am I even making sense? No friends. Loser. Lonely.
>>85354143I loved Punk IPAs but I couldn't drink too many of them. It's like drinking a meal. Same with Guinness.Favourite Brewdog drink was Elvis Juice. Shit was like 7 or 8% and tasted like pomegranates. Lush x
Ship Shippy smacking Welpers Bottom
>>85354172Not pomegranates. Grapefruit. Whoops!
Corr, one for the footfags. Not really, just a bit of bare soles..
I'm over two years sober and life is really boring without drink, it's got to be said. The boredom is easily the worst part.
Every woman you've ever met has been on her knees getting her cheeks clapped as she moans and coos and lets out breathy YES YES YESs.
Brewdog equity punks
>>85354203And sucked cock and swallowed cum and taken dick up her arse and worn slutty clothes and begged for cock etc. etc. Grow up.
>>85354195it really is. mates stop inviting you to gatherings or out and about. social situations become awkward. music and films become dull. food isn't as good. everything becomes grey
I'll never forget when I was about 16, me and my granddad got drunk on scrumpy and he took me shooting. Was very fun. Dead now, unfortunately.
Do you think she has one tho?
Huge numbers of people are incapable of existing without regularly consuming mind numbing poison. Interesting...
>>85354251D-did you shoot him?
>>85354195as much as i don't rate Limmy's streaming output, i had some Twitch clip bookmarked where he said this perfectly.basically yeah, you ARE tempted to just neck drinks, and sobriety is boring.chronically, most of your life is better sober, physically you feel better, you are healthier, that's all true. but some of the 'you'll still be fun even if you don't drink :)' stuff feels like a white lie we all SAY at meetings. 3 years later you're thinking back to those lads thinking, '...oh you tricky bastard.'
>>85354251>Dead now, unfortunately.But wait, how are you posting this then?
>3 hours until the 85355555 getNight!
Glad Bude got banned x
>>85354293How long till all dem 8s?Night.
>>85354293lollers.You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer
>>85353861You should. I would read it.
might go around telling depressed 'it's better to be dead' people about pleasant relatives who have died. that'll shame 'em out of depression.
It has been ___ minutes since a Sean insult.
Tam Gandr
>>853542991 year and 2 months for Octs get 24 days for Septs 5s3 hours until a palindromeSleep well.
Sean gaping his arse in a shop window for the onlookers
like no shade fr fr, was anyone ever into this law of attraction stuff?this book's weird enough the way it decides random historical figures and also Gary Jones from Top-Notch Investments are in 'The Secret', but there's like a whole chapter that basically addresses the inverse:holocaust victims? yeah bro, they manifested that.
I thought the lads at the Turkish barbers I go to were nice, until I started remembering words the would say in Turkish and look it up later. I sort of managed to piece together that they were calling me fat and smelly. Won't be going back there again. It's a shame because they were nice to my face but talked shit about me when they thought they couldn't be understood.
>>85354339Some people say Mio is best, but I say Azusa is best.
>>85354353They're not there to give you a haircut lad.
Visiting my parents' new house. There's some mechanical/electrical things that is just constantly whirring and trilling and it's driving me up the fucking wall. Not sure what it is though, it's only audible in the room I'm staying in. AAAAHHHHHHH.
Need to get a wife before it's too late.
Fucking hate moids
don't want to d*x myself but i recently discovered that the strange always-empty Turkish barbers does actually have a weird back entrance onto the drugs street (just between the rehab place and the church carpark where they all drink/other)
>>85353706Christ. Now I remember why I stopped coming here. This place is not good for your soul.
Hairline was a bit receeded but stable for about two years. This past month or so I've noticed it get visibly thinner and further back in the corners. Shitting myself desu.
Didn't know the moids and roickers were still at war.
The biggest loser you know is having sex right now.
>>85354409Obvious drug/fraud/organised crime front is engaging in obvious drug/fraud/organised crime.Blimey, you don't say.
i think foids would understand moids more if they accepted our problems as a matter of biology the same way we do about their freaky problemsanger? emotions.horniness? hormones.tight foreskin? untreated birth defect.
>>85354362Why not? They give a good haircut, I don't see the problem other than them being really rude.
>>85354422But I'm sitting in my gaming chair alone and naked.
Ignore him lads, I'm the biggest loser and I'm not having sex.
>>85354424sure thing lad but i didn't realise the basic geography of it until there was a heatwave. no choice but to leave that door open. everyone gets a bit sweaty, suddenly all sorts are going through that back passage.
>>85354431>Why not?For the same reason that if you go to Naples you might go to a pizzeria, but if you can see unmarked vans pull up very close to the back on a regular basis you know that that pizzeria doesn't exist to make you a tasty meal.
>>85354450>everyone gets a bit sweaty, suddenly all sorts are going through that back passage.Is this a subtle seanpost?
Trannies really are wronguns. Just a fact. They are sexual perverts. At least nonces and gays are honest about it.
Love imagining Sean getting raped by a bunch of dark skinned men with big cocks. Love picturing it in my head over and over again.
Thinking of bringing back the salad bowl gimmick. It was pretty shite to be honest, but I think i could revise it and make it into at least a decent gimmick. There's room for growth.
>>85354465Give me a qrd on the gimmick lad
hey! lads in your mid-30s!you know Will's 'MILF' mum? much older than you?well...
>>85354465i just want you to know, i sometimes (maybe 4-5 times) tried to follow it up with my own bowlposts.it wasn't even fiction, either. i was genuinely eating cereal (just was.)
Moni bullying Helper's "bottom"
reminder that cereal (even sugary cereal) in a bowl is more nutritional than salad (the kind you get from a bag; not e.g. a chicken salad that also has nuts).
What was your favourite gimmick, lads?
Some foreign films get a translated title bit some just stay foreign. For example, La Notte and Les Cousins just stay the same. Then you have Godard's Breathless which was originally A Bout de Souffle.
bit shit, this one.been forever since i've had martini (gin OR vodka) in any capacity, and nobody ever just has passionfruit juice, do they?can't say they wortk together here in can form, lads
Trying to get into silent films. Enjoyed A Trip to the Moon. Any recs?
>>85354520this happens even within English>Avatar: The Queerest Homobenderlmao what a gay name for a cartoon.
>>85354532i quite like Buster Keaton's films but it's not like 'oh this one is the best', you just dip into them.(tbqh the longer silent films get boring and YES THIS INCLUDES CHAPLIN'S THE GREAT DICTATOR, DEAL w/ IT NERDS)go stick on The Frozen North (1922).17 minutes. the fishing line joke in it tickles me, so it does x
>>85354532Die Nibelungen, Faust, Nosferatu, Metropolis, Diary of a Lost Girl, Spiones, Frau im Mond, Napoleon, Waxworks, Dr. Mabuse, The Love of Jeanne Ney, 20000 Leagues Under the Sea, Sunrise, City Girl, Skinner's Dress Suit.
Hitler's favourite film, is it?
>>85354450Your back passage is busy is it lad?
>>85354570>Metropolisi know this one is obvious as HECK but if you liked A Trip to the Moon >>85354532-san you should watch Metropolis. like the sheer spectacle/weird mechanics of it, i don't know how they did it, it's like one big long magic trick that has a good story as a bonus.also also The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. German expressionism innit, weird angular sets and all that.
you DO watch The Inbetweeners once a year while drinking and feeling sad, right /britfeel/?
>>85354643ive ever seen that show in my life
>He uses the term foids/moids
>>85354653ive never used those terms in my life
Welpers Wottom
>>85354643The Inbetweeners is for normies that thought they were outcasts.
>>85354643Never seen it never liked that English "archbishop of banterbury" type of humour so I skipped that one at the time desu
Ship Shippy brapping Welp Welpers hole
New threadington soon ish yay
>>85354702Start thinking of a good edish and make one lad
phwoar just squeezed out a brown-skinned brapstuber into das poopen-ranch-von-arscheloche-gesehnpropa gut hairftae be annunciated
Fantomas, Judex, Les Vampires and Tin-Minh are also some very good early silent french serials.
Had a good wank to some mumcest shit. I have no attraction to my mother whatsoever but I love the idea of it, if that makes sense.
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Shippy farming copious amounts of aura
Oh aye it Monday indeed it Monday x
>>85354652>>85354670>>85354675shut the F******* UP
Shippy whoring out Welpers Bottom on Lover Island
