Milky Bar choo editionPrevious: >>85349243
Garn beddinghams soon xLubin' up his battyListen to its sloppy roarMale sexual tensionBeggin' you to suck and blowHighway to the Bantu zoneRide into the Bantu zoneHeadin' into hotelsSpreadin' out his cheeks tonightHe got you spaffin up his backAnd humpin' into overdriveHighway to the Bantu zoneRide into the Bantu zonehttps://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E
Got a joint rolled and ready to go
Welpers back passage being gaped so much you can see what he had for lunch the previous day
>>85354806Mw gaping your dad
>>85354778Get blazed lad what else is there to do at this hour
>>85354759Common love show us what you've got x would love to see your gape again x
Gooning to young TikTok sloots.
Shipster of Shipington
Bit of the ol'd din-din soon, is it X
Shippy Wippy and Footmong gaping Wandra and Welper in unison
>>85354867fink you stole my kittingtonshire
>>85354861Educationally subnormal
>>85354871Massive mongoloid
Shippy Wippy of Shippington
Halfway through a big juicy spliff with a slather of oil up the side for good measure
Might go make myself a muffit of tea
Welper scranning multiple shitty arseholes
>>85355005You wouldn't have lasted a thread back in the golden age of britfeel forced memes
Shippys sloppy seconds
>>85355109This plate is your fate x
>>85355005shitty arsehole photgraphed today (yesterday) at womens european championship marathon race in birmingham
>>85355326That lush, bet she ponged x
>>85355326Is this Welper coming home from a Bantu bumming gaping session at the wokkle bank?
>>85355343corr wouldnae say no to sniffin' dat brapper stank and shaggin' the life outta dat pooey arse
i don't like how the poser is better at the personalities than themselves.it's like when they added black Sonic who could teleport.
Just spaffedOff to beddinghams nowX
will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts.
*looks around for angry/contrarian/elitist seethemongers**puts Employment by the Kaiser Chiefs on the /britfeel/ jukebox*
god we're all just fucking stupid, aren't we? it's like whatever natural or man-made process that should have filtered us out somehow failed.
i have come to the conclusion i may be quite an unhappy person.off to bed, now
Saved just in time, you can thank me later
>>85355326At this point one would ask oneself wtf am i doing with my life
back to work today after 2 weeks off, unironically close to fucking tears i hate my life so much barely slept because of massive anxiety
>>85356699What do you do lad? xx
Can't believe she's dead lads.
Females should stop drinking alcohol. RIP lass.
>Burnham exchanged messages with impersonator of top Trump aidehttps://www.politico.eu/article/andy-burnham-messages-impersonator-top-trump-aide-susie-wiles/retard alert
36 years old and living life on easy mode...DIES.
Just burnt myself getting food out the oven and dropped it all over the kitchen floorToday I will punish myself for my mistake by starving myself for 24 hours
>>85357051this but unironically lmao "oh no look how hard my life is" god i hate roasties so much
>>85357210No. I refuse to get out of bed.
I remember her in Malcolm in the Middle and Until Dawn (the vidya).
>>85357210I am a NEET loser. There is nothing for me to do. I have no money to do anything exciting outside.
>>85357238What are you going to do there?
A lot of weird shit went on behind the scenes I reckon in her early career. Her mother forced her into hollywood.
>>85357094Full of silicone.
>>85357135Yeah must've been booze and drugs in the end. Women like her probably had nowhere near the mental health issues of your average lad feeling uncertain about his future.
>>85357253A lot of weird shit went on in most people's lives
Hopefully Ruth will stop drinking alcohol now and find healthier ways to enjoy life.
>>85357288How do you enjoy life?
>>85357298I can't enjoy my life because of genetics and mental health issues. I can't blame alcohol or drugs because I don't take any, so I am proper messed up.
Sean's stub
>>85357304Maybe you should take alcohol or drugs
>>85357288>>85357304Was low key worried about you because I didn't see you here the last couple of days
>>85357313Absolutely not the healthy answer.>>85357346Well I am not someone that spends every day here. Some days I just rot in bed and watch tv and youtube.
Force fucking Welpers arse
might get into pheromone maxxing classic ruthmong style
>>85357402You only smell mostly because of outside contaminants.
>>85357363Me? I always have the britfeel tab open.
Glasgow is almost a shit as Manchester now. Veitch should move there.
>>85357247Wait until someone asks for proof then back to Launceston for my next round.
>>85357238>Gonna go Widemouth Bay near Bude next.Proof?
Ever wonder why you became a loser NEET in the first place?
>>85357457genetics and mental health issues
>>85357457I'm guessing you're seeing the same ads as I am
>>85357446>>85357452Like clockwork. It lush.
>>85357452Your proof, boss man.
>>85357633Who is in the blue van?
>>85357466This.>>85357515Yes. I am on desktop and see it constantly lately.
*informs the apus that Hayden Panettiere has died*
Her life is probably on easy mode. Cute lass.https://youtu.be/8DbcrNGGFYk
She's probably serving sausage rolls in Leeds right now and some lad is probably going to be creepy and tell her to smile more.
Personally I'd rather be in York than Leeds. I've always associated Leeds as a bit of a rough place with quite a lot of immigrants.
Now Manchester is full of ferals and crackheads. I would hate to be homeless there.
im a very low energy man, i dont care about bants or anything like that
>>85357847some men are just meant to stand guard
a turkish man's inane thoughts on various british cities
we didn't save the cheerleader
Don't hear much from the Westborough Baptist Church during the MAGA era.
Helpers arsehole getting sparked
Corrrrrrrrrrrr! Giving Megan Phelps a big facial.
Helpers arsehole getting gaped
Actually Grace Phelps is much cuter. Bet she sucks a mean cock.
Corrrrrr! Nice USA order today and they didn't even charge me the VAT despite it not being included in the delivery. GOTTEM!
Bum Bummerlad the UK GAPIST
At Westbury station right now. Train is delayed ffs.
>>85358084Oh dear if you haven't paid VAT you might get a import tax bill through the post and when you do they add an extra 12 on top of it "handling fee" they call it which is bollocks
>>85358134Off out perving?
>>85358140Can't fucking stand this sort of rent seeking behaviour. Truly just cockroach scum tier money grubbing.
>>85358140You think so? It was only 30 dollars worth so no custom fees at least. Usually only buy from those who include the VAT so this is new territory for me! Would only be like six quid anyway.
>>85358144Nah, heading into London. Speaking of perving though there's a delicious little gaggle of Asian girls, probably students, at the station next to me. Very lithe and well kept, not like fat tatted frumpy bitchy let-themselves-go white girls.
>>85358152Dare you to pull your cock put and wank in front of them. Go on, lid. You deserve it.
Can someone post a picture of Sean's face? Shippy's would be fine as well. I have a very funny post I want to make.
>>85358145It used to be 8 pound but Royal Mail upped it to 12 recently.>>85358147For 30 quid it might have been included, that's not much to pay for an import. You might be alright though. You'll know when you get a little grey card through the door telling you if there's any fees to pay.
>>85358179A bloody card? You'd think they would just send an email nowadays. Apparently even Blu-rays above 135 quid are exempt from custom fees which is good to know, but you might still get hit with a handling fee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6MMaaSXHSoGood /k/ino thisThese west point ZOG nibbas have studied their skorzeny quite well innit
Welpers shitty arse leaking Footmongs creamy spunk
>>85358210Would you say this out loud to your mother?
>>85358168Check archive should be a lot to choose from
Lots of little sloots on TikTok.
>>85357701Used to masturbate over her regularly. Sad news.
>>85358259Corrr, it was lush when she turned lesbo on Heroes.
Welper getting a large spunky load inserted in his bottom by the Turkmong
Harvey Price accidentally being injected with steroids and stomping around London like Godzilla.
Rothermong piping Welpermongs shitty smelly arse
>WebArchive down again rnckin ellX
Blad having a belly bashing standoff with Harvey Price over who gets to claim his mum.
Big man playing online dollies.
>>85358320I wouldn't touch Katie price with a 100ft pole. Big Harv can keep her.
>>85358344I wouldn't touch her with somebody else's dick.
Welpers Bottom having a close encounter with a few Bantus
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Katie Price getting shit on by a greasy sheikh for 10 grand
>>85358403She loves it x
Well I've been a smelly loser freak my whole life, unpopular, attempted bants but nobody laughed, they were just creeped out and made up nasty rumours about me. But now I have an internet connection I obviously am a comedian on the internet where people can't run away. Shippy holding dildo xD shadilay XDD
Changing my bedsheets today. Not my favourite chore. Gets fluff everywhere, don't it?
>>85358420Hate doing it but must admit it feels incredible to sleep on fresh sheets.
Shippy and Footmong inside Welpers Bottom
>>85358431Haven't changed them all summer, probably six months ago. I'm pretty clean and tidy but it's the one thing I hate doing.
The little kid from the Westboro Baptist Church who got hit killed himself.
>>85358417Another melty is it squire :D
Might be getting pegged later today lads, though she said she might be working late in which case it'll be tomorrow.
>>85358496Bit gay that isn't it?
Whenever I enter a thread on a sensitive topic with serious information, it immediately gets - either shadowbanned- or the government shills escape the thread, to make it dieI'm not spamming my shit for money. I'm just fed up with censorship. At least they can't shadowban britfeel.I am NOT the OP.>>85358016>>85358016>>85358016> pic : "french" job center counselor in La Courneuve, outskirts of ParisOP disappeared, too. Was he not notified of my replies ?
Shipster shoving a bratwurst down Helpers Hole
More lowball offers on eBay. BASTIDS.
OKAY! Washed and changed my bed. Smells good but no doubt there is fluff all over the fucking room and every surface now. I'll have to dust tomorrow, won't I? Once it settles, of course.
Fancy a quick gape?
Already gaped out but maybe next time
Meat pie, sausage roll. Common helper give us a gape x
Welpers Bottom becoming a Vassal state of Shippingham
>>85358504That OP replied to me after 25 minutes!Sorry to have bothered you lads.I was not paranoid. It's just that sometimes THEY fail, and the TRUTH comes out.
Ohhhhh whooaaaaahhhh Shippy!!
>reddit.com/r/SunoAI/comments/1vm0tsl/suno_is_being_dismantled_and_we_all_know_by_whom/Jews ruining all the fun again Can't let the goyim have nice things, can (((we))) now
Moni and Shippy laying pipe in Welpers Bottom
think the most tragic part of losing proper winters is that nowadays there are only a few cold days where you can properly layer up without sweating. Miss a good jacket hoodie combo for comfiness, try that now and you'll just sweat your bollocks off and im not even remotely fat. Nope, going to be another t shirt winter paired with a light rain shell coat for when its utterly pisses it down for 70 days straight again.
Any MMOs worth playing at the moment? I've dabbled in a few in the past. WoW seems like this elitest gear system once you hit end game where if you aren't a fully geared tank you don't get to play. I don't care about the story in FFXIV and I find the playerbase annoying. Guess GW2 is the only other option? No interest in Runescape.
Footmong laying siege to Welpers Bottom
>>85358283Bet he's packing big time old warvey
>>85358984he has nobbed a lass and i haven't
Are we human or are we shippy
>>85359002You reckon his mum paid for him to get a shag? Think he even knows what sex is?
>>85359045Roses line up for studs like Harvey
Welpers Bottom getting over run with Bantu sex pests that Shippy dropped off at Dover
Nice round, all country lanes and posh houses
(to the tune of the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song)Who lives in a care home in Sunderland?WelperLad NappyPants!
>>85359157was THIS why you wanted some epic scripted setup of someone posting a photo?pretty weak, i must be honest lad.
okay, i am never drinking ever again.scoffed some absolute shite too, didn't i? just glad i didn't order in more, biscuits or summat, or they'd be clogging up my belly/bowels right now 'n'all.back to energy drinks and pills for me x
Welper begging Footmong to stop penetrating his bleeding blown out botty
>>85354745fucking sick of bham and its trains not working or beign delayed x
Spaffed quite hard just now meX
>interview for entry level job I don't really care about at all>start sweating profusely like 20 mins before anywayI FUCKING HATE THIS CIRCUS.
>>8535890590% of my clothes are black metal t-shirts and hoodies so i feel your pain.apparently we have transitioned to having colder / longer winters and hotter / longer summers so we'll have to wait and see what its like in december.
>>85359229Thoughts on American band Doldrum?
4chan down in two hours, is it
>>85359237never heard of em.my favourite bands atm are bolt thrower, death and dissection. basic i know.
>>85359229>90% of my clothes are black metal t-shirtscolour doesn't matter but i STRONGLY recommend you look into cotton
Ain't got no agua innitX
In subway for first time in ages. Got honey and oat bread. BIG mistake lads. So dry
Welper asking to get arse fucked by a transit van
It a special NO VAT DVD update! Nice USA Warner Archives, Radiance pre-orders and some Second Run! Is it lush? COURSE IT IS! Patch of Blue seems like a very fiesty flick.
sad that Hayden Panetierre is deadonly 36and i say 'only 36'there was this weird episode of Dr Who that year they didn't make full episodes so they called them 'specials'. Dr Who sees someone die and he goes>she was only 27 years old ;_;and you're thinking, okay, is that now 'too young' to die? isn't everyone super young if you're centuries old...? what's the cut-off?and you (if you were me) knew it wasn't the character speaking, it was Russell T. Davies, and never before or again would it pop up>UNIT corporal James Yeardley? he was only 24 years old!but anyway i'm older now and 27 is young and 36 is young. certainly too young to die. the cut-off is 40. Hayden was taken from us too soon, and nobody should ever be in the POSITION where she died how she did.R.I.P. lass you lit up screens and hearts
>>85359297Russell T. Davies takes it up the arse and he wants everyone to know it.
>>85359273>So drydamn. is it all crumbly too?do they mind if you ask e.g.>what bread?>what's fresh?honey and oat used to be magic, man. weren't really many places doing fancy breads 20 years ago, so a meatball marinara on honey oat? oooh aye.
>>85359273get italian and herbs bread x
>>85359312Just shit all around lad. Should have went for the hearty italian, the ole reliable. Day RUINED. I just ate 3 subway cookies as well>>85359318Too late init
>>85359306this was a letter in Doctor Who Magazine in about 2005. some reader wrote in something like>For some reason, RTD needs everyone to know he's gay, 6' 6", and...wish i could find the image/scan. one of those things where the reader comes off like a prick, but with decades of hindsight, he was ahead of the curve.respect good telly writing, me. couldn't tell you what the Breaking Bad bloke is like, who he is or what he believes. how it should be x
>>85359332>Day RUINED.you're not wrong there, lad. i suspect you're having one of the worst days of anyone in England (not the worst of course, but top 1% for sure).>I just ate 3 subway cookies as wellwere they AT LEAST pleasantly chewy without being WEIRD chewy?
Moni unloading gallons upon gallons of special masjid sauce inside Welpers Bottom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgcjIElP3bYunwell person, this. actually pretty sad.(weird AI summary/highlights i think, not watching the 2 hour interview tbqh)
>there was a wipeout game on nintendo 64How did I not know this? Wonder if Blad owns it. Remember it being a big deal with Wipeout came back on the PS3.
SUCK MY FARTS THEY ARE LUSH
>>85359343I'll be honest the cookies were really good
>>85359364most obvious question about the most important thing:how are the choonz?
>>85359332just go back then x can never have too much subway me
>>85359388That's a good question. Certainly not as good as the PS versions I'd imagine.
r arv
I forgot that Psygnosis were also making Formula 1 games in the early 2000s.
Harvey is incontinent so he regularly shits himself and his sister has to clean his arsehole with her tongue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VnjwAJrubA96 MB cartridge, mind, but i feel like a considerable chunk of that had to go to the song in the first 30 seconds.PS1 version? probs just actual audio on the CD.
Shippy wippy taking a Mr Whippy style turd on Welp Welpers chest
>>85359418You could enter the music mode on PS1 and play the audio tracks from the games. Loved the PS1 visualiser.
>drinking has gotten boring fuck, what now?
For me? It was the raining cats and dogs cheat on Toca Racing.
>>85359445Sort through your pokemon collection.
Serious lack of racing games nowadays I reckon. Remember Colin McCrae Rally? Corrrr. Fuckin' hard game. IIRC it had 'randomly generated' courses on it that you saw generate on the loading screen.
are sports games at the point where they can have an announcer that says the team/players' names? not just>the teams >he shoots>what a save by the defenderetc?even in this here Pokemon, how many times can sparks be flying in THIS battle? which battle, guy? say who it's between.
>>85359462Modern Pokemon games are so fucking lazy and fans just put up with it. That Palworld game looks 100x better than any modern Pokemon game.
not rite what they did to them ratatats
>5 Irish lads making tiktok die + 2 innocents crashing on the wrong side of the roadWhat kids have to do just to get gfs these days is absurd
*pauses gamegrumps*I earn 200 pounds a month less on bennies than on a full time minimum wage.I'll take it, would rather be a bored neet than slave away in some dusty windowless shithole while being mocked by brown filth and deanos all day to pay for child slurping jewensteins 5th yacht.Anyways that's about it, see ya.*plays gamegrumps*
Whoaaa it's ship shippy!
Helpers helpless hole
>>85359550Fake budey alright
>>85359469it's like everyone sort of understands what Pokemon OUGHT to be like by now. you look at the first Zelda, 'some day it won't be tiles and you can just wander around', they did that.never played them Legends games, they look a bit better. but can't they just program the monsters to have locations and behaviours? you drop some berries in the desert, nearby Sandshrews pop out for a sniff. plop down your Slowpoke by a beach with some Shellders, they'll latch onto it and you get Slowbro.i dunno man, you don't even need a story. just have some Pokemon Snap thing except it's AI instead of scripted.or go the other route and just have fun little tile-based 2D RPGs with 10/10 pixel art. mite b cool.
Major fucking success today, I threw out a load of shit from my flat yesterday about 3m3 of crap filled the communial black bin and piled stuff next to it filled a whole recycling bin of carboard, removed by landlord at 9am. I have more to do but it's a definate win before people start throwing out their crap before the bank holiday and there's no room in the bins.Council should be along today to empty black and recyling bins as well.What a fucking exciting life eh?
Shippy!https://youtu.be/dvR2KG-DXKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIymhuh53pUlooks weird this. i should probs just play that Octopath Traveller (any good friends?)mind you i only just 5 minutes ago learned they did official 'pixel remasters' of the first six Final Fantasy games. which is lovely but what the hell is this font...?
>annoying UX on the Evri community courier app>scrolls back to the top of the planner after you go back from an offer>send a reproduction to support>IT team says they fixed it, new version released>still doesnt work>ask codex to grab the ipa and extract the app>it finds the issue in their code from the minified js>send them the analysis of why its broken and what will fix itImagine getting showed up by a courier, git gud scrubs
>company takes my order>they have stock>apparently they don't have stock>website still says they dohmmmmmmmmmmmm
see, there you go, some-of-the-screenshots(weird scaling but whatever)children won't be put off by proper bitmap pixel fonts, certainly not over weird halfwidth-in-a-Japanese-font text.the world's most popular game is Minecraft.
anyway might gan play Chrono Trigger(the best SNES Final Fantasy)
Welpers rosebud being conquered by Footmong
>>85359660Had a few wanks to this back on t'day.
Need to win the lottery so I can import all the films I want.
dvdlad is a stinky indian
>>85359700I may be stinky but I'm not Indian.
I use GNU/Linux and can pirate all I like.
>>85359682do you mean Ayla (worst girl), Lucca (best girl), or just the game in general (since it's THAT good)?
Shippy taking Welper and Moni as concubines
>>85359737corrr i just made an on-topic* thread on /tv/ about the new ''''free'''' file formats. in some roundabout way, it was better when we had pr*prietary video formats and the open source nerds figured it out. doesn't matter if you're Linux, Windows, gay, straight, whatever, it affects us all* it is for the janitors to decide
>>85359738Lucca of course de lid.
>>85359765not rite you post this. her vagina bones are visible when she is NOT for sex.
>>85359783She's a right saucy mare, lid.
University is literally just daycare for young women isn't it?
>>85359800very groyperous expression shes wearing
Furst.
asked chat gpt to make an apu based on the democracy manifest meme and it came up with this
Gawping at Helpers shitty gaped arse
Can't browse 4chan on my phone any more, fucking cunts
we are so back friends
okay NOW we are back friends
Back again, methinks.>>85359843Indeed.
>>85359809I think I'd be pulling these little facial expressions if I got to live life as a pretty female asmrtist with a Lexus given to her on easy difficulty.
My amazon bags are at the Evri depot, only ordered them on Saturday, hopefully be able to use them on tomorrow's roundA lot quicker than ebaylads 11 days desu. Reckon they put it through quick like parcels going to couriers get priority
Wonder how many miles of cock Hayden Panettiere went through in her life. How many litres of semen she ingested in total. How many hours of having her arsehole fucked she endured for Chad cumulatively across her life.
did anyone do anything productive in their time off?i brought up my 24x Diet Coke cans from downstairs.even put some in the fridge.
>>85359867Have you ever even seen a bare pussy that wasn't on a computer screen, lad?
Helpers shitty arse getting gaped by Footmong and Ship Shippy
>>853598670.00473 miles of cock5.91471 litres of semen (call it 6)<1 hour total of buggery, actually
>>85359875Just did the same thing I've been doing for the last 15 months (thinking of her and what I ruined).
Oh it's good to be back lads
Wonder if that posh lass is doing the BBC News now.
also came up wit dis
Thought of something absolutely hilarious to post on britfeel when it was under maintenance. Forgot what it was now.
>>85359919The AI did well lad what can you do?
Best water brand, lads?I'm a Buxton man myself.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/articles/z7w792p>Famous movies that got technology wrongshut up, BBC Bitesize. these are basically all>the computer screens didn't have accurate computer software!instead of anything interesting.i'd argue the 2001 one is fine ('in reality, a screen so bright would be so dazzling it would be very difficult to use'...what?)and the Jurassic Park one, Nedry put all that flashy stuff there intentionally as malware, like a tricky troll. there have been 'prank' viruses just like that.maybe they wanted to list 'the little girl's UNIX system wouldn't look like that' until they learned the 3D file browser software was real.
>>85359857Watch out lad. Your delivery driver might cry about you online because your package was slightly heavy.
Footmong subjugating Welpers Bottom
>>85359981I'll see what I can do lad>>85359992You're not very bright are you pal. For one, the 30kg I was moaning about is a bit more than "slightly heavy", and most importantly, I'll be getting the amazon courier bags directly from the depot when I pick up my own round in the morning
i had some good joke earlier about how Frog from Chrono Trigger was an 'underfrog'.i mean that's pretty much the core of the joke, but i wrote it in some crafty way.anyway IRL it was an excuse to post this because it's coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0LH0lO-htgi love this lad so much anons. your 4chan frogs can never compare.
Bet footmong was suicidal when 4chan was down. Spamming his gay fetishes on here all day is all he has going in life.
Do you ever use britfeel terminology in your lexicon IRL? I keep on saying lush, lad and sprog in conversation.
>>85360026Yeah, I say lush all the time now and HHL even got me saying "It Friday/Saturday/Sunday" ect... after a while.
got lit and fucked a baddy last night
I enjoy fighting games but I'm really bad at them. Reached Master rank with E. Honda on Street Fighter 6 but that was piss-easy to be honest.
Shippy sodomising Welpers Bottom on Lover Island
for me, it was a second attempted delivery for my 24 cans of 7Up, now with explicit instructions to leave it downstairs if i don't buzz them in. maybe there wasn't room because my 24 cans of Diet Coke were down there all day.i might be to blame here. i had the buzzer switched off because i was hungover, and i should have gone down for the Diet Coke at some point in the early hours when i was drunk. still. mad how i essentially raced two similar items. Amazon delivered it the next day, no problem. Royal Mail? still struggling with the one from last week.
>>85359968Yeah she's going to look like trash within the next few years if she's going to get more tattoos and piercings. Very reliant on makeup too because of her breakouts still at nearly 19. I don't think she eats well either because she looks sickly thin at times. No wonder she struggles to do a mild hike. A girl of her age should have plenty of stamina.I feel bad for some of these lasses. They starve themselves, they slap all that makeup on because they cannot accept their natural beauty. I expect she got the tattoo because of her cheating dad (and he probably doesn't like them).
think i'll have a crack at today's Wordle.
Will be voting Green, lads. Zack Polanski just makes sense.
Wonder what happened to that lad who was getting pegged today?
farage taking away my pip? fuck off
>>85360127If reform gets in you'll be cleaning the streets and toilets with their new benefits policies
>>85360134i have a real mental illness. he can't make me do shit
Shipster of Shippington
>>85360140>he can't make me do shithe can make you starve lmao
I will never have sex but that's ok. I can just be nasty to women in public and make them fear men in general. You can't enjoy life without sex.
>>85360140well he's decided that doesn't matter, and he won't be listening to wishy-washy namby-pamby nonsense about how you 'cannot work'. because that attitude wins votes, and you are not a person/consideration to him. decision-makers don't need to think about the long term any more, just whatever gets them enough money to safely retire to America when they start losing power.
How about taxing wealthy landlords instead of taking away PIP? Landlords can afford to pay more taxes, if I lose my PIP then I'm fucking homeless.
>>85360140PIP will be abolished and almost 2.2 million people will lose their benefits with their reforms, those who have been on benefits for up to 2 years will be forced to work for free cleaning council toilets and filling in potholes of for their benefits if you refuse you will be taken off instantly
>>85360181Never. I'll go to prison and waste even more taxpayer money. I am not going to work some shit job until I die. Fuck that.
Love how it took fucking with your PIP to get NEETs to see how shit Reform actually are. They NEVER had your interests at heart.
That was a very scary couple of hours de lids.
Just wish we could send the blacks back
Nah it's Abdul's fault your life is shit. Not cunts like Farage or Burnham. It's that prick who works in an off-license.
Carer Abdul is a good lad
>>85360192>I'll go to prisondont drop the soap
Shippy putting Welper on a lead and taking him for a walk around Lover Island
>let's take millions off of benefitsyeah, that won't cause chaos
>>85360212why blacks ? why not south asians?
Forgot I had a tub of ice cream in the freezer. Phish Food. Wahey
>>85359830Thought maybe they'd stopped phone users from posting seeing this comment. Then i tried to post and it wouldn't let me. I was happy for a bit thinking maybe now ill finally get away from this website. But i guess i can post again. See you all tomorrow
>>85360265I think it's more so age verification shit
Should I get Dominos or kebab lads?
You shut-in dossers could have it a lot worse, you know.https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1vqoybv/lost_my_house_and_everything_in_it_struggling/
Ohhhh whoaaaah mr Shippy!
>>85360357dominoes matehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce95y1zlzyxounless its staffed by south Asians then just cook yourself
THEY'RE PUTTIN' BABY APUS IN THE WEBABS!
>>85360373Imagine losing your house in a fire and then snapping a pic for reddit, bet he pogchamped when he say the upvotes
British Citizenship test should be eating a bacon sarnie and washing it down with a beer
Large Pepperoni Passion, garlic pizza bread and a Coca-Cola. Phwoar can't wait
Starmer never made me work
Shippy spaffing into a flannel in the back of his rape wagon
>>85360457More of a greasy independent pizza place myself
>>85360478Are you retarded no offense
Shippy wippy abducting Welper from Flamingo Land
>Boardberg maintenance-on-the-naze concludedProper good this phwoarX
>>85360590That owl is up to no good.
eating me scran, aren't i?there's no way to make this LOOK good. but it's grilled chicken with peri sauce, sweet potato fries, steamed broccoli + cauliflower mash.taking it slow because it is SCORCHIN but oh my goodness it is lush.
>>85360612shifty creatures, owls
>>85360622Looks lush mate. I had sweet tater fries myself. Lidl had 'em on offer.
Love a bit of English mustard me. Might be my number one condiment. Sometimes ill have it straight from the jar
>>85360650That's psychotic behaviour there, lid.
Moni cumming on Welpers bumhole
>>85360653I take it you're a dijon man?
Was thinking during the downtime about why he did it and I still can't figure it out.
Ship Shippy of Shippinghamshire declaring Welpers Rosebud as Lush
>>85360714did you seriously expect me to have a crack at today's Wordle if there remained the slightest chance of you spoiling it? i did it thirty-five minutes ago.
>>85360759Nice reference lad
lads, do me a solid and don't let the DWP know that i used an electric hand blender to make that cauliflower mash. they just don't need to know that, do they?also i've been going around telling people you guys are cool. i've even spoken to some sexy ladies, who said, 'they sound SO cool, i'd like to have sex with them.'don't want to be a liar, do i? which i would be, if you're the kind of lads who would tell the DWP i can use an electric hand blender to prepare meals.
Oh yeah Mr Shippy!
>>85360775i've watched a fan edit of The Lord of the Rings where they boost the colours a bit, make it more accurate to the books. flicks like Harry Potter and Twilight, there are clips of what it would look like without the 2000s dark blue filter.i want that for Watchmen. it's like the whole 'medieval people IRL versus medieval people in movies' shit. get this nerd's cape ROYAL PURPLE again.
>>85360938Woah did anyone ask for YOUR onion?
Just had a bag of these. Essentially the same flavour but a lot less satisfying fpr some reason. Stick to the originala lads, that's that i have to say
hmm. must admit, it's got me flummoxed this one, lads.shall simply have to call it there, give today's a Wordle a miss x
>>85361001>Stick to the originala lads, that's that i have to saya most excellent vaguepost, this.i expect you have your reasons, and i will heed your advice.
>it rainingflipping finally
>>85361078Loving it lad. Can't wait til winter
Curling out a turd on Welpers chest
>>85361237quite saucy waucy, that.can't help but notice a certain synchronicity between HelperLad's >>>/int/223981991 and Anonymous's >>85359273not saying it's sames**ning, mind. that is NOT honey and oat bread...r-right?
Foddingham cooling off rnX
>>85361351was thinking of getting a takeaway personallyeven though i just had a wholesome mealbut if i'm ordering stuff, i could order boozei reject that life, and i choose health
we owe it to women to be better
cringe, well, night lads.
might move to Scotland ASAPyou just know they'll add some Irish-style anti-English citizenship rules when they gain independence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9C97p_sQlgKinemathique, is it notX
>>85361337I'm the honey and oat lad. Im not helper. Although, i also had a fanta orange.
>>85361531your posts were <15 minutes apart.i'm not saying you ARE him. i am saying something supernatural was going on. perhaps Subway are doing mind control experiments on 4chan?
>>85361438Don't need any more English squatting here desu
>>85361545Ah. I will agree that's ruddy mysterious then
Deport all English from the Highlands and Edinburgh.
Just watched The Nun (1966) by Jacques Rivette. Very lesbian coded. Anna Karina was a beauty. Not sure if convent life would have been fun but it seemed better than dying of starvation like a peasant.
>zerohedge.com/markets/parents-are-paying-thousands-sorority-rush-coachesEnd-stage matriarchy on display innit
>>85361545phwoarexcellent kittingtonshire diss wun hairftae be sedso gucci may hafta give diss the auld DL, isnae i ...me?just completed anudda successful poobergization promulgatin' the brown-skinned brapptuber-von-arschelochepic related
>>85359875why buy diet coke when can have coke zero
as for me, lads? just ordered in a Subway. honey and oat bread - i'm sure it'll be lush x
>>85361601Those are the worst but Aberdeen as well everywhere desu. England has higher salaries they use to buy "holiday homes" / "second homes" which should be for locals. Sick of it desu.
>>85362007They should have to go through passport control desu. Dissolve the illegal union.
>>85362007desu, I don't entirely disagree. Middle class tossers shouldn't get to ruin England by voting for all of the bad shit, and then run away to another country.Ought to ban them from living outside of English cities too. The countryside should be for people with roots going back generations. Yuppies can fuck off.
I am a very fat man.
>>85361985Genuinely copying a takeaway order is verging into wearing his skin territory desu. Be your own man.
>>85361985Not had subway in years I used to have it all the time, so much so I even got a free footlong one time with all the points I accumulated.
>>85362119*sips Costa Classic Latte can*>>85362128their points thing was great at first, when it was just the card + website. then they gradually changed it to something mad like you got 5 points for every quid spent, and every point is 1p. then before long you're working it out like>oh great after 60 sarnies, i get 1 free sarnie.i know these things are a you-might-as-well, but loyalty schemes used to be good. five coffees, you get the sixth free. because then you're going in for those five coffees, aren't you
>when you desperately copy/fawn over someone thinking it will impress them but you really just freak them out Aka going full Yanklass
>>85362197pray tell: who is this 'someone'?
quite the comfy episode of The Orville, that. enjoying this so far.off to bed now i reckon.to >>85361531, please understand that i WAS inspired by your Subway order earlier, but i DO NOT intend to wear your skin (no offence to you in particular lad, it's just not my thing)good night friends, good luck nightguard
>good night friendsThis one is from crossmong
>>85361946Not him but i prefer the silver can. And i know that its going to be a Diet Coke Experience every time
>>85362319Understandable lad. I hope you have a better time with honey and oat than i did
>>85362197>ignore someone - they don't like it>try to be nice to someone - they don't like it>insult them - they don't like that eitherYeah, I don't understand socialising.
may hafta unleash anudda pooperstein imminentcan feel a frag poop commin' onpropa bogglatizin' diss wunisnae itfinkin' bout triple foldin' dat andrex iykwim
>>85362431Pure poetry your posts lad
Me? Extremely ugly.
Half way though my sleep lads. Had a nightmare so I'm browsing britfeel for a few minutes before heading back to the big snooze
>>85362463had a horrible dream yesterday I was stuck in the The Thick of It universe.I don't remember if I was Peter Capaldi, or if he was shouting at me.
Little black man in corner reacting to youtube video
>>85362759>Ay yo, this song HITS!
The rain is very cozy
>>85363112Those southern fairies could do with it, down there it looks like the Sahara desert
>>85362759see so many of these channels come up in my recs. genuinely dont understand why they exist
>>85361136Torn between getting some thermal wallpaper for winter for my bedroom and fucking dying in the heat next year ><
Seans shitty gaped holes
Me and Sean are anal friends
>>85363552you do realize insulation works both ways ...i.e. if it keeps your room warm in winter it will keep it cooler in summer
Footmong gaping Wandra
Wandras gaped batty
Wandras gaped arsehole
Footmong shagging Wandra while Welper watches
>>85363652i understand, the thing is my building takes about 3-4 days to reflect the outside temp inside, im just concerned with a long hot spell next year once it's warmed up it's be harder to cool down with the paper on?? idk.
Weird how people don't spontaneously combust any more. You'd think with all the smart phones we'd have a recording of it occurring by now.
Sprogberg is ill af, shan't garn work today me
Footmong depositing a creampie in Wandra for little Welper to lick up after
Wandras gaped arsehole and fanny
Footmong and Turkmong arse raping Wandra
>>85363653>>85363650>>85363625So is this guy a bot?
>>85363815No it's all me x
Wandras blown out OAP fanny prolapsed outside the Masjid
Got a van breakfast of sosij and bacon.
>>85363861Imagine if you put all those sausages up wandras gaped arsehole
>>85363861British haute cuisine lol
>>85363861Those sausages look fucking grim mate are they the burger van specials? I can't say fuck all I've had a hot honey sosij mcmuffin dropped off and it was wank and I wish I hadn't had bought it. Seen any juciy mummies?
Wandras Wrolapse
>>85363861Cows arseholes and lips they look grim as fuck mate, watch out for the gristle.
>>85363870Sosijs are actually pretty good - nice and meaty, no junk in them at all. Bacon is crispy and salty.Parked up at Lidl and just watching a gym bunny load her car up with shopping. She has those gym shorts that go right up her bum. So, not bad. Morrisons next.
Touker Suleyman
Shippy taking Wandra as his concubine
Andy bumham has just announced free bus travel for us PIP mong spastics. Not been on a bus since 2012 me, might have a go if it's free and see where it takes me.
>>85363892Are you overweight like Blad or BN?
>>853639026 foot 2 and 14 stone bang on.
Helper's had a gf and you haven't. Funny, isn't it?
Bude signing off. Gonna go for a Morrisons milf hunt.
>>85363911What kind of stones?
Wandras gaping arsehole
>>85363920Back to have an all day melty again lad?
>>85363927Gaped Milfs, LUSH
>>85363932I make like 2 or 3 posts a day at the max.
Wandras OAP gape
There are normies that just send their domain lookups in plaintext to their isp instead of using a secure dns provider. It's literally just a few clicks in your browser settings lads.
Wandra Wallan getting gang raped by wakis
My posts are of the highest quality.
Now I would never using Windows but apparently Windows 11 does have secure DNS at the operating system level now. GNU/Linux is so much better for hardening.
Ruth is cute.
Sean is cute.
Moe abducting Wandra Wallan and taking her to be his ISIL concubine
>>85363823At thats sad
Only 4.9% unemployment. Why are there so many dossers? You are competing with immigrants. Just don't see the point bothering to be honest.
I still think about Ebin all the time. Genuinely miss him.
>>853640287,6% in Turkey. Much more difficult to find a job there.
Turkmong arse raping Sandra then making AI edits of him raping her
>>85364029Nice one lad. Ad blocking? I just stick to a non-filtering provider and use it over tls with resolved.
Bloody hell lads I've asked mum to cut my hair and I said I'll see what a number 1 looks like and fucking hell I've almost made myself bald! It will grow back eventually but shit.
>>85364059I buzzed mine off the other week. I usually use the grade 2 guard on the clipper. Only did it because I looked like a right saddo with long hair after taking some photos above my head.
>>85364040We have too many Turkish immigrants in the UK. I don't live in Turkey.
Start filming foids outside the police station and then watch them go to the front counter crying for something to be done.
Only got a little bit of rain. I want more.
Sandras cum filled arse getting eaten out by Welp Welper
Mr Shippy!
I've been watching Skallgrim for years now and things aren't looking too good for the fella. He made a depressing video saying the views are way down and he's selling off his swords. Wish things would pick up for him.
You will never leave the country because you do not have a passport. You don't even have much money now anyway. You missed out on care-free travelling in your twenties. Now you are expected to find any depressing job and be grateful for that opportunity. If you have to live independently you will just be working, spending a lot of your wage on rent, bills, food and never going anywhere nice.
>>85364120Another Niggerfaggot down for the count.
>You missed out on care-free travelling in your twentiesNot me, I travelled around THEN decided to become a bennie mong, that's the correct order
Wandra and Shippy Wippy
>>85364131That's still a bit depressing. I hope you got to go to Japan.
>>85364148Japan? You might've got the wrong anon, I can't stand Asians tbqhwy.
>>85364104He's simply not QUIRKY enough.
Mr Shippy! https://youtu.be/BZzsi1y82Y8
>>85364120Turkey is a big country. Lots to see and explore. You won't need a passport if you don't go abroad.
Found out my Apu has been eating raw cubes of jelly after spending six hours in the accident wing of the local SPACCA Centre. Stupid fucker had eaten so many cubes nearly all the liquid in his body had set.
Imagine being Turkish and getting to work in Winchester for dying children and young adults. Wow.
>>85364186I really like this apu
>>85364179I'd need a passport to leave England and explore that great country. It's a lot more beautiful to be honest. All I can do is look at photos from my council house boxroom.
what should i get at mcdonalds?
Lots of beautiful landscapes in Turkey. I wish I could go there.
>>85364226E. coli, with any luck.
Shippy creaming inside Welp Welper and Wandra
>>85364226Carrot bag fat boy.
>>85364226https://www.amazon.co.uk/SuperFOIL-Foil-Insulation-Roll-0-6m/dp/B07NS6BB89?Winter is coming.
>>85364226Has to be an arch mac meal
>>85364237i dont know what you're saying>>85364239mean>>85364244buying carros at McDonalds is like going to a strip club to look at the floor>>85364261ok?>>85364263that looks really good
Care home resident in Sunderland
Ship ship shippy!
>>85364285Show us that AI gif where he's dancing
Just want the febreze gimmick back
>>85364277>ok?Just saying, spend 15 on some tip top radiator insulation rather than at the capitalist alter of McDonalds?
Shippy of ship ship!
>>85364186That's a strange looking Apu. Does it have Spackeritis?
Ship Shippingham Shippyshire
>>85364303Bad case of Lime Jelly Belly.He smells like citrus fruits.
loed jesus give me strength
My belly button hurts
HHL is at his part time job, chatting up lassies. You?
>>85364332HHL is shitting his nappy.
>>85364332>part time jobLitter picking mandated by the state to keep his benefits >chatting up lassiesAn Indian girl who's almost half his age and is a massive slag
>>85364332HHL is gaping his arsehole.
Ship Shippy of Shippingville near Shippinghamshire
"voluntary" workbrown gf
>>85364392This, absolutely this
Shippinghamshire near Shippington that's close by Shipsville
pushed to suicides all me lifena night ziggeh
Shippsville
the sad truth is that Sean's life is highly succesful and fun compared to yours
>>85364427lmao false
Shippyington
Welper is the third coming of Christ (second was Ziggeh).
>>85364427He's unironically done well considering the circumstances.
At least put the trip on sean or are you scared? Oh yeah, you are.
Tuesday new edish >>85364453
Shippy gaping Wandra in the lorry
>>85364455Bit early spam mong
>>85364462That's not my problem lad
>part time jobPays for my benefits the little mong as it should be x
>>85364387i had a big arch with bacon in the end
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