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Garn get me gaped today xx

I GET BUMMED DOWN
I GET BUMMED AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET BUMMED DOWN
I GET BUMMED AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWN

Bumming the night away
Bumming the night awayyyy

He drinks a shandy drink
He drinks a WDK drink
He drinks a J2O drink
He drinks a wokkle drink

He sings the songs that remind him of the bum times
He sings the songs that remind him of the bumming times

OH BANTU BOY
BANTU BOY
BANTU BOOOOY
https://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc
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>>85364453
I "know" someone who went to that very pub
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Fucking Sandra's arse so hard the shit comes out her mouth. Sean will eat another day.
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>>85364463
Carnally?
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Luverly Juberly botty bashing
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Shippy sparking sandras shitbox
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>>85364458
Get a bag in my laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad you know it's right
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>>85364458
Show us your gape love x
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Shippy who is from Shippinghamshire
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OHHH GAPING BOY
GAPING BOY
GAPING BOYYYY
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Hi there Mr Shippy!
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>>85364510
Hi there Welper!
Want to go for a gapping session?
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>>85364520
FUAAAAAAARKing hell you don't need to oh aye oh aye ask me twice Shippy
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Shippy, BN, Moni, Ponce, Turkmong, Footmong and all the other lids gangbanging Wandra and Welper
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slow day at the call centre today, footrat?
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Welper watching Wandra getting creamed by his new step dad Moni
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Dizzy with Shippy
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Spackerthon at the footy https://youtu.be/cRuJrJQXBEQ
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Wandras baggy muff getting piped by darkies
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Shippy pulling into the layby to tug one out
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>mumberg almost caught me clopping to ponies
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You can tug my balls and gape me anywheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere
https://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A
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>>85364590
How often do you play sports or exercise?
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>play sports
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Shipster of Ship Shippingham
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COMMON WELPER
LETS GO GAPING
AH AH AH YEAH
COMMON WELPER
LETS GO GAPING
OOOH OH, OOOH OH
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Me? Vibing to some tunes on youtubes x
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>>85364679
Is that a new release lid?
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Shippy and Welper gone mental on a cruise.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/40091095/drunk-couple-punch-boy-cruise-ship-cabin/
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>>85364712
Both had a bit too much bantu spaffingtons and have turned black! That's LUSH!1!!!
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Lid what have you done? You're a smelly batty boy and you gape at the club?
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Phwoaaaaaaaaaaaar shippy you sexual deviant
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Shippy do you like sea food?
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Shippy is my Brian Moser https://youtu.be/IV_53piS5Nw
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>>85364746
Only wandras fishy minge
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footmong spam hours
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Trolling HHL is all he has going on in life. Sad.
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>>85364746
look at the size of him, he sees food he eats it
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>>85364769
HHL is our little lolcow it's our pastime x
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>>85364764
>>85364769
Yet you choose to sit here and take it all in x
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Thanks Shippingtonshire
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>Shippy this
>Helper that

All day everyday. Neither of them are even here to read it. What a life.
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All day, 7 days a week on 4chan is all he has going on in life. Sad.
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spammong will NEVER be this womfy >>>/int/223997701
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On your break and you're posting on here hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Shipster gaping Wandra
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>>85364789
Lol he's getting bullied over there too that's lush x
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>>85364777
Your "little lolcow" isn't even here to read it. He's at his part time job getting on with life while you're stuck here being le epic troll. You lost.
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>>85364803
Yes he is x
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>>85364803
Oh he is and I know it and it's lush x
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Shippy and Footy sparking wandra smelly shitbox
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>>85364791
What should he be doing while he's on his break?
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Auditors auditing
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spam mong plays dollies on both brit and britfeel. i always suspected this
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Wandra french kissing Shippys shitty arse crack
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>>85364822
Anything but he chose to post here, now that's sad! Me? I don't work, he pays for my bennies :)
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>>85364789
Well, I'm actually quite proud he's got himself a part-time job. I knew he would eventually get bored of the NEET life.
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I'm immensely grateful that Nubs chose to share her watercolours with me.
I don't know where you are now, hen, but I hope you reached that place we spoke of. xx
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>>85364841
Never worked a day in my life either and that is how it should be
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Whoaaaaah Mr Shippy the Mr Wippymeister
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>>85364841
So what's so taboo about posting on 4chan on your break, is he the only one who does it?
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reading the comments under youtube videos is so funny, its all 'i used to listen to this with my friend and now he's dead'
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Garn fill me in oh aye fill me in
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Just delivered my own parcel. Left myself 5 stars
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>>85364841
is posting here all day because you have no friends better?
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>a free 15 minutes? to browse the 'chon!
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>>85364871
The only one sad enough to announce the fact, yes. You won't get a rise out of me lid if that's what you are after. We all know he doesn't actually have a job though, and that's the funny part.
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>>85364891
No idea, you'll have to ask someone with no mates
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Shippy and Footmong groping Wandras saggy tits
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>belly full of mc Donald's
>new Primark sweatpants and hoodie on
>fridge full of cider
>week off work
i am one happy boy
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>>85364899
I'm not looking to get a rise out of you. I'm looking for you to make yourself look stupid and you're doing a grand job of it.
When you say "We all know he doesn't actually have a job though". How do you know?
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>>85364931
>batty gaped
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I'm taking my break posting on here. I'm an unusually successful and very highly paid guy. You won't believe me but who cares?
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>>85364783
He did the same thing years ago with Broadbridge. Non-stop spamming about him everday even though Broadbridge stopped coming here. He must spend every waking hour of his life on this godforsaken site.
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>>85364952
I still come here little lad.
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Nothing better than a lass with a flat tummy and small tits.
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Shippy and Footy groping Wandras fishy bits
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>>85364952
The saddest thing about that is Broadbridge was a made up character and he likely made him up to play let's pretend about and spam about. Epic winning all day.
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>>85364968
that's codeword for being a nonce isn't it
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>>85364982
>Broadbridge was a made up character

No he wasn't lol
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SeasideMark arse fucking Wandra while Welper tugs his little limp pecker to it all
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>>85364936
>How do we know
If you havent realised then I wont spoil the fun
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Josh from brit/pol/ spunking in Wandra Wuttocks
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>>85364984
Nope. Just like petite girls.
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>Josh from brit/pol

Pedo
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>>85365004
So you don't know and you're a mong clutching at straws?
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local news dolly posted on britfeel xD
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>>85365017
>>85365021
Alri spammong
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>>85365017
Read the message or ask AI to help you understand it if you are unsure
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>>85365016
Actually is as well, would fit in here wouldn't he?
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Shippys throbbing willy
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>>85365026
Why don't you prove it and shut me up big lad?
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>>85365012
QRD? Wasn't here but just checked the news article
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I have starred in a lot of porn as a male stunt cock.
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>>85365038
Just a guy who used to post here. Occasionally still drops in from time to time. He's here now
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Most of you wouldn't be man enough to take a gape like Welper has. You'd be pissing and crying and shitting yourself. Welper takes it like a champ.
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>>85365037
I dont have to mate :)
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>>85365044
Yeah but what did he do if anything allegedly
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Shippyinghamshires
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>>85365055
The news article outlines it pretty succinctly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUP3QFZTaLA
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>>85365065
>She had been assaulted and threatened, sustaining injuries that required hospital treatment
Yikes!
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>>85365055
he collected info on shippy proving he was a nonce
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>>85365069
All that says is anonymous though?
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>>85365065
Whatever it was it must have been quite serious. He isn't allowed to see his kids.
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Shippy making Wandra rim his botty
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Enjoying reading 'The Gapes of Wrath.' It not right what they did to rural batty bandits.
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>>85365069
Broadbridge did the lords work in making Shippy not so anonymous.
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>>85365055
oh and he made this one as well
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Jamie Varley used to post here
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King Shippy of Shippingham
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>>85365069
>>85365084
Kek he did both nonces, all praise to broadbridge!
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>>85365084
>>85365069
Vile horrible beasts both of them
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Broadbridge and Shippy wippy gagging wandra in the back of their transit van
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>>85365084
That's not even HHL's tripcode? Fake news.
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top rate bennies and part time wage on top for HHL
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>>85365085
>Jamie Varley

Footmong's hero
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>>85365084
I made that lass. You're going to ask me for proof now aren't you, brainless chukle fuck nut?
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Moni excavating last nights wizza from welpers bottom
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>nazi concentration camp where they used to make jews carry stone up from the bottom of the quarry
>sometimes at the top the guards would push people off and call it 'parachute testing'
who says germans don't have a sense of humour
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>>85365103
Top rate spacker with part-time brain cells.
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"Broadbridge" was literally just Turkmong drivelling from news articles btw
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>>85365102
Newfag spastic
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>>85365107
Sounds like kung-fu training. Why didn't they just karate chop their captors?
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The trolling here seems very organized. Wonder what was said here to justify all this astroturfing.
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>>85365117
Not new at all lad. That's clearly not his trip code.
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>>85365124
Not organised. Everybody that posts here knows HHL is a massive cunt and nobody likes him so it's very easy to dogpile on him
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>>85365128
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tripcode/6B%2Btpn%2Ft3ij/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80982108/#80987282
Sorry chump, try again next time.
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shipster shagging sandra
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>>85365128
it's his old trip, stop embarassing yourself x
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>>85365075
I'm not sure that he isn't allowed to see his kids. He doesn't see most of them though. I think he sees his most recent set of children. He had with a woman he met in a bail hostel who he described as having a "rough face"
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>>85365124
I don't see any trolling, just the inane rambblings of someone with the mentality of a schoolboy
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>>85365134
>>85365136
Lol mongs getting actually riled up by that lad obviously joking. The trolls turn out to be the real lolcows. Who saw that coming.
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>>85365142
No, you've just made yourself look a right tit, as it should be of course.
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>>85365115
He's a real guy who posted here. BN spoke to him on the phone. That's why he seethed so much at BN
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>>85365141
Sean isn't posting at the minute though?
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Shippys aura filled cummies
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pretty much everyone that uses britfeel regularly is a daftie, frankly
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Some of us have been here 10 years. We know all of Welper's secrets. It's easy to troll him. Small cocked, nappy shitter!
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>>85365143
Replying within less than a minute? That's a touched nerve lol
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Imagine all the britfeel posters seeing your gaped arse, the shame, the humiliation!
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>>85365152
Both his small penis and his nappies are part of his humiliation fetish. You're not trolling him. You're turning him on.
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Still having nightmares from seeing that photo of HHL's gaped arsehole. Why would he do that to himself.
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>>85365153
Because I'm on BT superfast and not the welfare tier package
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>n-no its his heckin old trip
>l-look..the archive
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>85365160
He did it for sexual satisfaction lad
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>>85365161
i'm on BT supersuperfast
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>>85365163
sounds like he's really rattled your cage
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Shippy spunking up Wandras back and letting it air dry
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>sounds like he's
>he's
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https://youtu.be/55q6jrfBDdk

we didn't start the gaping
it was always winking
since the threads been bumping
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Grown men and their online dolly drama
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>top rate PIP
>has his own place
>comfy part-time job
>regular holidays
>active social life
>takeaways on tap
>booze on tap
>e-scooter on tap

Like him or not, Helper has a pretty good life.
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Back off break lad?
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>>85365184
I wouldn't swap with him but I wish him well
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>>85365184
how come he keeps having raging weltdowns at 3am then
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>>85365184
Better life than footmong that's for sure
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Broadbridge taking Wandra hosting and raping her
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Shippy making Welper wank him off to completion on Sandras face
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>>85365191
Let's see... because drinking is fun? You sound like such an incel gimp
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>>85365202
Why do you get upset when someone says something bad about something your "mate" does?
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Fink i'll be 'avin some brekkie soon me

X
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The only incel is the one staying up drinking alone all night x
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Shippy spunking
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unlike footmong, HHL can afford booze
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Shippy spaffing on tap
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>>85365208
First of all could you have written that like any more of a spacker.
He's not my mate, I'm just not a friendless virgin so it doesn't bamboozle me why someone who goes to pubs and clubs IRL comes home and drinks more. He obviously is having fun drinking while you fall for the "meltdown" gimmick. No offence but if you don't get this you never will so just move on I guess.
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>>85365191
>how come he keeps having raging weltdowns at 3am then
autism
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essaying on the 'chon
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>>85365223
But why do you get upset when someone says something bad about something your "mate" does?
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>>85365215
Me? Tucked up in bed while he mongs out thats lush
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>>85365223
Twollmong has no interest in the pub lid. He's more of a seethe at the screen 19 hours a day while stone cold sober guy.
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Give me Shippy x
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>>85365238
Wait, sean was sat alone drinking at an empty table??? LMAO
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Makes me laugh when I see that HHL has been chimping out all night and I've been asleep in bed next to my wife
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Footmong actually melting like the wicked witch of the west at HHL improving his life. Lmao
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>>85365243
There's always a few weirdos lurking in the pubs isn't there
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>>85365242
No, I want shippy tyvm x
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>>85365248
How has HHL been improving his life? I'd be happy to hear about it but I'm skeptical
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Timothy James Byrne is a ketamine zombie in a carehome and /britfeel/ doesn't care
SHAME ON YOU ALL
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>>85365252
I've already bagsied him
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>n-no he not in s.spain c.check the flag
>n.n.nno he not work part t.time its bennies slavery
>n.no shes not r.r.r.really his gf
Footmong the fat slug NOT coping well with are seans glow up
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Welpers bottom getting sieged by Ship Shippy of Shippinghamshire
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>he not in s.spain c.check the flag
Thanks for confirming you didn't go lad
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>>85365248
I don't get why he's so invested in Helper's life. It's weird.
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>No interest in the pub unfortunately
Ring the hunters
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I love going to the pub with my good friends.
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>>85365279
At least switch up what you post so you don't expose yourself as being here all the time :(
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Shippy arse raping Sandra
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>>85365286
Did this happen?
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armpits absolutely reeking, lads
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>>85365285
Wow lad a whole 2 posts total in a month
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eARNkyFmT8

belter of a choon this
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>>85365287
I hope not because I want to join in
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Shippywippy
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Anyone wanna see rLass?
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Youtube short of clip from movie/tv show with split screen of a video game so zoomers don't get bored
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Fuck knows how they've managed to fuck up and slip in a fucking BANANA ICE vape juice into my fucking GRAPE ICE vape juice ten pack. Wankers, I can't even use it or risk tainting the coil with some shitty banana taste. What a a joke, will have them delivered next time rather than traipsing to the shop and not getting a receipt.
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Cummies of the shippy variety
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What are some posts that you still think about today?
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>>85365306
Bit brown is it not?
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>youtube short of movie clip with split screen of video game plus little black man in corner reacting
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Getting dizzy with Shippy
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>>85365346
you really 'owned' him with that post!
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>>85365343
Half and half aka best of both worlds
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Welper on all fours gaping in the McDonald's bathroom after eating his happy meal
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Welper on all fours gaping in the McDonald's bathroom after eating his nappy meal
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Shippy has eaten out of Welper's nappy. Disgusting but true fact. They did it with KFC. It might have been Chicken Cottage or something actually, I don't know. They got some kind of boneless feast and poured it into Welper's Nappy. He wore it for a day (including urinating and defaecating into it) then Shippy ate the whole thing, right out of the nappy.

It sounds absurd. It's true.
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>>85365378
>>85365387
stop besmirching us nappy fetish folks like this, these two people are NOT part of our community
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>>85365398
Why are you denying Shippy and Welper a place in the community?
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Shipping Shippy
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smelly willy oh no!
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Hi I'm commie slopsville and welcome to punch a nazi.
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Shippy butt fucking Welper and Wandra
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I have a pimple right on my taint
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>*Laughs in draftington exemption*
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>>85365443
i honestly think not much would change if our elites were swapped for Russian ones
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I would fucking destroy Helper's batty. His arsehole would be like chewed bubblegum by the time I was done. He'd be spitting feathers (from his arse) for months.
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>>85365443
There won't be any exemptions lad because it's designed to cull dossers like yourself
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>>85365443
Don't be so daft. Russia cant even take over Ukraine they've been at it now for 4 years what makes you think they can cope with a war with Europe? The war in Ukraine has almost bankrupted Russia they have sold off their gold reserves, relaying on north Korea (kek) to supply them with troops and they are still using old tech and weapons from the soviet Cold War era. Russia is a fucking joke they are nothing but a paper tiger and they won't do shit.
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Shippy raping Welpers arse
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Me? Ill be in the logistics corp, delivering vital supplies to the front lines
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>>85365504
iraq was also not a threat to us but we still sent 100s of men to go die there
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Shippy betrothing Welpers Bottom to Footmong
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welper distracting an entire Rosgvardiya BTG offering his gaped batty
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TwgvdhPymc

Bit WW3-adjacent this
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Nice thread today, lads.
https://files.catbox.moe/tgxcyc.jpg

Hope you find this regex helpful.
/\b\w*Shippy\w*\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
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>>85365346
They're already buggered anyway but thanks for your concern
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>>85365595
dont trust that link
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>>85365605
Am I meant to care?
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Russia have launched a special operation onto Welper's batty. Many of the soldiers are already complaining the conditions are worse than the trenches in Ukraine.
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>>85365610
i will say what i like whether you care or not
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Shippy wippy of shippinghamshires
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>>85365617
Feral worms exiting Welpers Bottom cutting off the Russian advance
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>>85365618
And you think I care?
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fokin knew it!
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>>85365625
it doesnt matter if you care or not
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>>85365629
That's good because I don't.
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Getting diz diz dizzy with Ship Ship Shippy
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>>85365626
Did you also do the same for hosts website a few weeks back or nah?
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Moni spaffing
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>>85365649
maybe i dont remember
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Sucking jizz from anime futa cock.
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1st GTA did a thunder run into welpers batty and was never seen again
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miss crossy so much
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/76298974/#76305755
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Shippy sparking helpers holes into oblivion
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Crossy was just a Limmy character.
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>>85365595
Click on this link if you want to get doxxed
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Just got bummed
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>>85365327
Dont do it de leed
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Shippy pulling over on the M62 to finger his arsehole
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did you remember to live, laugh and love today?
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That's the thing, I'll never get doxxed and I'll continue until the cows come home (never)
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Shippy pre cumming in Welpers bussy
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>Hair lassie said everything happens for a reason.Theres more to Iife than having a big willy x
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>>85365626
disturbing action from lollernonce
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whats the cheekiest place you've had a crafty little bumwank, lads?
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>>85365715
Welpers arsehole desu
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Shippy committing a rape
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbuizFv4jZA

>bum farto
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Shippy doing a shit by the book section in an Oxfam located in an unnamed northern village
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Doing me liver in
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Shippy arming his spunk cannon
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Shippy waddling over to the clothing section and wiping his shitty arse on the sleeve of a wooly jumper some old fart died in three weeks prior
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a full quarter of all posts,
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>>85365789
Make it a few more for you if you want
Shippy
Shippy
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>>85365798
or you could get a life
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>>85365789
he rules this place from beyond the grave
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Shippy mad
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>>85365808
A few more Shippy Shippy Shippy
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>>85365789
filtered thanks lad. desu I dont go here much
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Spaff cannons built in Shippinghamshire by Shippy
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>55+ posts about Shippy
>he's not even here to read any of it
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>>85365789
I only see one and that's because I posted the regex filter for his nickname.
/britfeel/ is a cosy thread, a bit slow, but cosy.
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Ship Shippy and Welp Welper having a Bum Bumsesh in the toilets of Bee Beehive
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Shippy dunking his hairy bollocks into a lukewarm cup of tea and then into Welpers gob
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Shippy auf Shippy
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Shippyites cumming for Shippy
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Mad how one severely mentally ill poster has totally derailed this general. He doesn't even contribute anything original. It's just endless posts about other posters.
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Spilling my seed for Shippy
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Shippy grooming children on the Oxfam discord server
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Ship Shippy bequeathing the title of The Gaped One to Welp Welper
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>>85365845
makes you wonder how some of these lads live
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>>85365862
Show us how you live big man
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Shippy inviting Bibi to Welpers Bottom
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>>85365862
A lonely existence for sure
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Me? Fast cars and exotic women
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>>85365866
1/3 sleep 1/3 work 1/3 fucking about on my computer or wandering around the shops
its a simple life but i enjoy it
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Shippy supplying Welpers Bottom with heroin to keep him docile
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>1/3 work
wagie
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>>85365900
>wagie
yeah
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any lads love a cheeky tug of their nipples when gooning?
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>>85365917
i do it when i poo
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WELL I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE
IF I COULD FUCK YOUR BATTY
I KNOW NOT EVERYBODY
HAS A BATTY LIKE YOUUUUUUU
BUT I GOTTA THINK TWICE
IN CASE YOU FART OR SHIT TODAY
AND I KNOW ALL THE BAMES HAVE PLAYED
CAUSE I'VE PLAYED WITH 'EM TOOOOOOOOO
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Ship Shippy the Shipmeister of Shippinghamshire
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Irish bastards
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You know what warmed my heart recently? Seeing and subsuquenly laughing at makaveli begging for 3 bong in seasidemarks live stream
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On the piss playing CK3
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>>85365995
>makaveli
surprised he's still around tbqh
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Shippys arse spasming as he spaffs inside Welpers Bottom
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>>85366012
This is how the ISS is held together, lots of clenched arseholes in space.
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makaveli is the kind of person who dies in a quadbike crash
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corrrr

just effervesced anudda brown-skin intae the poop-ranchstein-von-das-arschenschaften

propa exemplary diss

me face is screamin' "hella gucci",mpic related

finkin' bout engagin' in the R&R for bout 110 before the udder fing which [redacted]

utterly beggars belief dat wun innit
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>>85366053
him and his ilk need culling so that's all good
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Welp Welpers arse leaking shippy cum
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SEASIDE IS BACK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLAyhTpNtjk
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>>85365789
Member when it was a quarter+ of posts about Baldrew and HC
Member when it was a quarter+ of posts about Penis Austin
Member when it was a quarter+ of posts about BritNormie
Member when it was a quarter+ of posts about Poley
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>>85366087
AI has been a disaster for middle aged man youtube channel thumbnails
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>>85366006
Good game that, mead would be more in line with it I think, that's older than cider.
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bringing back the Andrew Prince character
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBhV-S7kEmA

corrrrrr
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bring back craig the doxxer
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Shippy bending welper over, spreading his arse cheeks, and penetrating him to within an inch of his life
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>>85364851
Nubs should share her menstrual status again
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>>85366132
she had a hysterectomy lad
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35695309

a really classic 'feel from the golden age
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>>85366145
Dont believe you lad. Nubs womb is prime for breeding
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Alri shippinghamshires https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35695309/#35695492
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Welpers Bottom becoming a vassal state of Footmongs cock
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Shippy cumming all over Sandra
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can't believe Hayden Panettiere is gone, just want her back. Feel like pure shit xx
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>>85366185
Did she rope?
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>>85366185
Mind the time I ate her brains and stole her power.
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>>85366191
fink was drug OD
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Anyone seen the porno Forced Entry (2002)?
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>>85366221
>Forced Entry (2002)
>A man knocks on a teenage girl's door, claiming to be in need of directions. When the girl leaves to answer the phone, the man sneaks in and grabs her when she returns. Physically and verbally assaulting the girl, the man drags her into a bedroom by the neck and rapes her. Tracking the killer is obnoxious Channel 5 Action News reporter Roberto Negro, who has been receiving taunting letters from the murderer. The killer and two accomplices (one of them initially reluctant) attack a pregnant housewife, filming themselves pummeling and raping her at gunpoint. When the trio finishes, they shoot the woman and her dog. Roberto reports on the housewife's death, and while the authorities refuse to confirm there is a serial killer on the loose, Roberto is convinced there is.

im not watching that
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Shippy forcing entry into Welpers Bottom
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what was pre-HHL /britfeel/ like?
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>>85366273
Pure bliss, a golden era, an era which will never return unfortunately. You just had to be there to experience it.
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>>85366245
>roberto negro
kek
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what *did* helper mean by *that* video?
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>>85364899
>we all know he doesn't actually have a job though
Goes without saying really
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Shippy wippy whipping Welpers arse into submission
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Breeding Nubs
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>>85366307
What do you gain or lose by him having or not having a part time job, big man?
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Been loving going for nightwalks lately. Saw a fox and her litter run across the road last night. Little things like that make it so worthwhile. Listen to some good music too, and it really makes it special.
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>>85366362
saw a fox from inside my house once, so thats like your entire premise dismantled with the application of facts and logic
thanks for playing
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Shippy Wippy tearing up Welpers well used blacked botty
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>>85366389
Has anyone here laughed at this lad's posts? Genuine question.
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>>85366273
>what was pre-HHL /britfeel/ like?
Gay. Tranny discord drama. Tranny circlejerk. Tranny drama. It was genuinely so gay toxic and naff. Sean turned this into a proper lads gaff.
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>>85366362
I hate that I live in a shithole. I'd spend most of my nights walking and driving.

Based appreciating the little things too. I try my hardest to do that too
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Fucking love watching kittens or puppies sucking their mother's teets. It's very funny when grown cats continue to do it. Either the mama cat lets them or she beats the shit out of them. Either way, very cute.
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Pre-sean britfeel be like
>aghhh i cant believe NanamiCola joined Kittyprincess89 discord server when xe said xe is MY friend
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>>85366394
bit weird that, lad
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>efukt.com/24741_Public_Degeneracy_Volume_21.html
>Gem alarm

Oh wow, even the efukt admin's using sharty/soispeak maymays now
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alreet lads. just been to the shop. took a little suitcase so i could fill it with booze. honestly i could have gotten four more bokkles in here, but it was clanking and clattering all over the place on the way home, surprised nothing broke.

still not a relapse, mind. just tiding myself over, aren't i? few beers, litre of gin? that's just what normal people 'have in'.
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Ex World Snooker Champion Graeme Dott arse fucking Wandra Wallan on Weddington Woad
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>>85366398
I know it's weird. I can't help it, I just get a weird, nostalgic feeling. Like, wow, look at these little dudes instinctively doing it and then they'll be bigger little goofballs. Watching a cat or dog give birth is also crazy, especially if it's a large litter.
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>>85364952
>Pre-sean britfeel be like
>aghhh i cant believe NanamiCola joined Kittyprincess89 discord server when xe said xe is MY friend
fascinating
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>>85366402
Paedo suitcase full of beer to tempt kids at the park GRIM little nonce you are
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I would take a million Helpers over one Poley.
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>>85366402
Good lad, no more ordering your pop
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The fact is HELP HELPER completely dominated and shaped this thread triumph of the will style. One man dethroned Pakiboo, Ebin, BN the lot were consigned to the rubbish heap of dinosaur curiosities. At the same time HHL didn't join in their cliques and dramas even though they wanted him to. It's no surprise he's made a few haters along the way.
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>>85366419
>hello little Timmy, would you like a bottle-conditioned IPA? or how about a nice pint of GRAINGER ALE?

don't think that's what they're into m8
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Finished waging sean?
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>>85366426
in your batty?
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Ship Shippy inseminating Sandra and becoming Welpers new daddy
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>bringing a suitcase to the shop so evrimong doesn't have a tantrum
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>>85366429
i think that's the crux of it, lad. it was getting to be a problem.
i know we've had our punch-ups, but i thank /britfeel/ for making me aware.
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>>85366402
I just have tonic water and limes, without the gin, vodka or whatever.
Remember to hydrate, mate.
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Your mams on benefits
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Ruth's fanny tastes sour after a night on the piss
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>>85366440
kids don't give a shit about which booze it was lad, when i was a bit of a wrong un nights would consist of acquiring whatever booze you could and finding a safe place to drink it where older kids or adults couldn't take it away
remember once we were all on the nukie browns
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>counter-currents.com/2026/08/understanding-the-spiteful-suicide-of-jason-arday/

It's up

Is it not
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>>85366455
I prefer her bloody piss whenever she's on the blob.
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>>85366448
am i saying i went over to the 24-can trays of Irn Bru just to see if they'd fit?

yeah. but i think you have to buy three of them or something for the offer, so it just wouldn't work out, really.
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Shippy making Welper call him Dad
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Welp Welper getting Rape Raped by a Dark Darkie
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Your mams on pip for menopause
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Eating my leftover Dominos from last night. Cold pizza is better than warm. I wonder why...
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Shippy forcing Welper to suck his massive cock
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>>85366467
You're gonna have to bring three suitcases.
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i have to pick up something heavy because it's my job. this is somehow someone else's fault.
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>>85366456
possibly true. but then they could have gotten wankered on Angostura bitters before they added them to the systems where they flagged up as age-restricted.

point is, if i was an unenterprising kiddy peddler (and not necessarily a kiddy fiddler) it'd be cans of Carling for the boys and bottles of VK for the girls.

like when you were at school and that one kid sold sweets at breaktimes. he knew what the top sellers were (Toxic Wastes).
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uber eats drivers shitting and not washing their hands before stealing a few chips from your lukewarm maccas
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>>85366497
>Angostura bitters
No one is doing this, ever.

It was white lightening or three hammers when I was that age, about 15 years ago.
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Shippy shitting on Welpers wizza
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Used to be a white man named Dave would deliver my chippy or Chinese. Now it's just a bunch of Raj's delivering slop.
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benefit fraud
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>>85366480
with you on that.
microwaved? it goes all floppy. oven/air fryer? it's like the grease has soaked in more and at best it warms up, but at worst it sort of goes soggy in that 'i used too much oil' way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWIJNaA-JNA
this is INSPIRED and you're essentially frying/slightly steaming pizza, but he's right. it works.

but overall? yeah just eat that cold pizza lad. the grease problems above are more like a meal you've left to marinade.
i had a cold leftover Subway sarnie a few hours ago and it was ADEQUATE AF
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>>85366494
Cope and seethe dosser
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>>85366497
Like anon said, kiddies don't care. You're being a bit suspect to be honest.
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Shippy Wippy taking Welp Welper hostate
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Mad how cat claws come in and out. A bit like wee cocks.
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>>85366508
>No one is doing this, ever.
of course me lad. i just remember it never used to ping up on the early self checkouts because it was some thing like "oh this 45% ABV drink is an 'ingredient' not a 'drink'". i mean orange juice CAN be alcoholic, you could feasibly drink mouthwash or hairspray (heard some grim stories in recovery).

but teenagers who just want booze, yeah, they'll drink white shite and that might as well be hairspray for how sheer awful it is. cheap lager etc i can at least understand. but maybe when you're 13 it's more of a challenge, like 'waheyyy mate bet u can't drink this w/out whiteying!' 'haha ur on ya cunt!'
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Welper flogging Avon
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dizzy with shippy https://youtu.be/BZzsi1y82Y8
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old pubs? for me, the bingley arms
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>>85366535
Never had a problem accessing booze myself, just asked my mum or dad to buy me some.
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corr grok has proper lost it
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>>85366518
anon said the exact opposite, though.

you cared at that age, to some extent. even if the goal was to get drunk. it's like when there was all the stupid scares about Hooch having a cartoon lemon on it. teenagers wanted the booze content, not the cartoon lemon.

my other point is: kids are thick. if we knew then what we knew now, we wouldn't have stolen supermarket own-brand vodka under some weird superstition that if it's cheaper they'll care less (????)
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I forewent having friends to play video games alone
I am forgoing friends to talk to AI like they're my friends
Millenials
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>>85366544
yeah my parents would let me have lagers or alcopops from like, 10, especially at a BBQ or on holiday.

i don't believe these lads who say "i had my first drink ever when i was 16!"
lol no you didn't. it's the opposite of the virginity thing: why lie in THAT direction?
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my favourite part of HoTD was when Break-Bones said 'its bone breakin' time!' and then he broke bones
>>
Favourite KA flavour, lads?
Fruit Punch for me.
>>
>twitter spamming adverts for this new ai thing
>you have to pay 300 quid a month for it
yeah i'll get right on that
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KA or Levi Roots?
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Caribbean fizzy drink
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Dizzie with Shippie
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Sharp winds blow through Sunderland as summer comes to a close; Welper's horrifically gaped batty catches the gales and blows like a bomb siren. His arse and lips flap in the wind creating a horrific doppler effect as people run for cover from the rain.
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Church wood cider and cherry and berries cordial
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i have off-licenses near my house but i walk an extra mile to go to a tesco express. not supporting them foreign cunts
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>>85366606
what does it do? can it make videos or owt?

one of them RedLetterMedia videos got me thinking about this. Google's new premium model was going for a few hundred dollars a month, and the bloke said it should be thousands.

i get that there's computing power involved (say you sent something off to be rendered, then it came back), fair enough. but it's a weird shift in internet services/models innit.

you could have told people in the 90s:
>Forget libraries! Using Google, you can type words into a box and find results/research/answers within SECONDS!
>Packages start at just $79.99/month.

best underrated resource? Oxford Reference.
https://www.oxfordreference.com/
if you have a UK library card, type your number in the box on the side. and oh hey look, it's all them Oxford books that were properly researched by boffins. not even just some Wikipedia drivel.
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just wanna taste a sweet pussy
>>
Ship Shippy of Shippinghamshire of the Shippingham Dynasty
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Prying Shippy's arsecheeks apart with a crowbar and getting high off the fumes
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>>85366545
i do NOT trust the machine
>>
I heard if you stick your cock far enough up Welper's arse that you'll trigger the end of the world. Be careful... a batty isn't just a batty anymore.
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I'm gonna head to the paki shop, before I order a chinky.
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>>85366641
>i have off-licenses near my house but i walk an extra mile to go to a tesco express. not supporting them foreign cunts
based
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this pink sissy chastity cage i got off temu is off gassing vocs like mad
>>
The Shippinghamshire dynasty of Ship Shippy subjugating Welp Welpers Bottom from the Mong clan
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Love catching cow turds directly from their anus. A true delicacy.
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>>85366708
t. poojeet poojeetani
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got a Crosta Mollica in

been a bit x
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Thanks hosty
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Shaving Welper like a sheep at the Spackerlympics.
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Ship Shippy spunking inside Welpers arse
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>>85366608
*chucks old jamaica cream soda into the mix*
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Would like some nice cumshot pics to go along with the spunkposting.
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>>85366715
lol absolute dekslet
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The Inbetweeners seems mental now.

yeah it's sitcom logic, but look at the houses the 'normal families' (i.e. working class) or even the 'poor' lad lives in.

dunno if this was just a production thing or how the world has changed. like when you clock how Jez has THAT flat in London in Peep Show (how?)
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>UH OH! Bantu's Have My Bum Blown Apart OH My Goodness!
Welperlid manga . x
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>>85366732
Trying that gimmick again? SAD!
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Ship Shippy the head of the Shippingham Dynasty of Booty Warriors
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Scrapping the idea of bringing back the salad bowl gimmick. It was shit and is unredeemable. I'm sorry you lads were subjected to it. Back to the drawing board.
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>>85366732
>like when you clock how Jez has THAT flat in London in Peep Show (how?)
He doesn't own it, Mark does.
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Beef Chow mein and spring rolls, quite full i must say, 12 quid, not bad. Now watching "Forbidden World" 1982
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Oh My Goddess('s arsegole)
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Shippys explosive bowels shitting all over Welpers single bed
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Refreshing my TikTok feed to get more SLOOTS.
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>>85366773
Is this a bot?
Why do you do this all day every day for zero engagement?
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saving money at the chinky by mircowaving your own rice
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British women are so ugly.
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>>85366783
you dont need to remind us
>>
Microwaving a Chinese man and then eating him.
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Any Irish lads here? Always wanted to try a spice bag.
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Opportunistic homosexual rapist
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Welp Welper begging Shipster for use of his Gemini subscription
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>>85366783
The so in that sentence makes me assume yer a pooftah.
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Shippy breeding Wandra and Wev but not forgetting to anally brolapse Welper
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any lads working on new gimmicks?
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>>85366828
gimmicks are a good thing, are they?
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>>85366828
Salad bowl lad here, got a few in the works that I might try out soon.
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Just had a quick browse of this here thread. Absolute state of it. Can't believe this one mong is ruining the thread
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>>85366828
Kek no, not part of the shit that has infested British generals on this site.
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Just had a quick browse of this here thread. Absolute state of it. Can't believe I haven't seen a gaped arse yet
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Shippy bumming Wandra
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Love a bit of thin lizzy me I do
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>>85366778
Not a bot just an empty husk of human sat behind a computer all day. It has nothing else to do but post here. In it's head it probably thinks we're all laughing at it's repetitive drivel. Bet it's parents are in another room hearing it laugh away to itself with every post about Shippy or HHL thinking where the fuck did we go wrong.
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>>85366854
It's a bot mongo
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Shippy of Shipsteringham
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>>85366862
How does it past the captcha
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Me? Making arrangement to visit Sim (racing) Expo 2026 with a few of the German frends. Nice that the team is paying for my travel as well.
>>
Another reason why /britfeel/ at night is better. No personalities, none of that mong spamming, just lads having conversations.
Join the nightwatch, lads.
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The shipsters back in town!
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>How does it past the captcha
>past
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>>85366828
new gimmicks, ye wish to see?
then mwuhaha--watch out for me!
>>
Rare footage of gapemon
https://youtu.be/s4Fj-Rmyinc?si=-R-NwSCWngV-lAOr
>>
AM GOING IN FOR THE KILL
AM DOING IT FOR THE THRILL
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>>85366889
No way to speak about pokemonlad is it. Freak.
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>>85366876
>the team
Sad larp no proof
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>>85366873
not going to pretend i have this all figured out, but i have my SPECULATIONS

sometimes people post this page of a website with le epic heckin script kiddy scripts for doing naughty things on 4chan. presumably there's some way to pre-fill CAPTCHAs and get the keys/hashes/whatever before they expire, that's how CAPTCHAs usually work? (like go check the CAPTCHA frame some time).

so queue up a bunch of those, maybe have other devices/IP addresses on the go, and oh look, you can flood. for years now we've seen all sorts from this gaped stuff to 'whoahehahaha' or whatever it was.

i can't stress enough to newfriends just how bad the spam on 4chan used to be (any forum really) and we were promised (PROMISED) there would never be a CAPTCHA and now that's a whole thing with its own workarounds.

it's all silly internet pretend-wars (MI5 and the FBI do not care about you one bit lol) but i can get some guy doing all this skiddie shit just to be a dick in a thread with ~10 active posters tops.

but there's also the far simpler solution it is just a highly obsessive dude and holy shit he is unwell. i mean we're all some flavour of unwell, here, but when it comes to knowing the lore and going from one gimmick/target to the next...seek help, mate. fr fr.
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>>85366906
Heavily redacted, but there you go.
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I wish I had a womfy part time job like HHL. Sick of being a shut-in NEET.
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Shippy the nonce
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Shippy mushrooming Welpers Botty
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I get a weird satisfaction out of seeing a long post and not reading it. There's a feeling of I know you've spent time on that but it's not getting read that makes me laugh. Every post doesn't have to be a one liner but if I see the reddit spacing I scroll on.
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>>85366932
And which ones it (you)?
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Ship Shippy of Shipingtonvile
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>>85366927
Both incorrect, keep guessing, it's been MONTHS at this point and I've still not been implicated but you all know my name and that fucking is LUSH!!!!
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Might join the local detached football team
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>>85366957
Can't say, this place is a doxxfest.
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>>85366973
Its good to have someone to hate
>>
My teeth are visibly rotting now, not even just really yellow. Tempted to just fucking smash them out of my skull.
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Detached football is like normal football but you kick the ball more non chalant
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This time babbeeeeeeee I'll beeeeeeeee bantu proooooooooooooof!!!
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>>85366973
corrr well i don't know then and i dunno
not being a dick, i just don't know, and i don't care

puzzles are fun but you just said info that means 'the puzzle is now unknown' so oh well, nothing i can do there really

(also this might not be about you but 1-3 other people)
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>>85366983
Corr show us a pic lad
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>>85367007
You just speculated, but you 100% don't care! Ok :D
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Shippys massive cock taking Welpers arse
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>>85366927
I agree. I don't think it's a bot. It's a single poster behind 95% of the spam about about HHL, Chippy, Monica ect...

I'm guessing it's either footmong or that Josh cunt from /brit/pol.
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>>85366932
Fair few lids there, looks like a good time, what was it all about?
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>>85366932
so are you charlie then?
>>
Remember during peak woke era 2017-2019 my sister threw a complete meltdown at me for saying retarded I just said it once in passing but you can actually feel when a woman is triggered by something and their whole demeanour changes you realise they're not listening to another word you say until the "issue" is addressed. Scary.
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>>85366973
So what's your actual endgame then? Just ruin the general so everyone leaves? Then what? Move on to another online community to ruin?
>>
Ever do prank calls as a kid?
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>>85366975
What's with the cryptic posts? What's a detached football team? Who are these posts for?
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>>85367032
He's like Galactus but a massive mong
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>>85367043
It means a football team for people who are detached from reality
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>>85367020
Annual sim racing expo it's usually in Germany because they're mad for it

>>85367028
No my name starts with J
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Ship Ship Shippy of Ship Shippinghamshire
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>>85367014
nah i care, i like the puzzle and i'm curious about the person.
maybe like, 40% care?

i care more about the everyday /britfeel/ lads, even daft things about sarnies and wasps nests. like you could cut the nonsense one person insists on adding on top of it all. it really is just fine. it's like when someone is good at something but then goes
>h-haha that wasn't very good, sorry, i'm shit, and i hope you all drown.
don't worry That Guy we liked your trombone solo!

>>85367019
i don't know Josh, sometimes he's here with his name, whatever. /pol/ would be better off as its own thing? (for them, for us, for everyone. /mlp/ understood this and imagine getting mogged by bronies.)
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>>85367041
Yeah did some brilliant ones. Well, they were funny at the time. Slightly juvenile now.
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>>85367043
>detached
You can't call them that anymore
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new edition for ice cream men >>85367075
new edition for ice cream men >>85367075
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Shippy's dank boxer shorts around his ankles while he tugs one out in the backrooms of Oxfam
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Shippy cumming in Wandras fanny
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I'm still bottom after all this time
>>
Give me a shipping from our Shipster of Shippinghamshire
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>>85367074
>i don't know Josh, sometimes he's here with his name
Josh would never lower himself to post in this hell hole. He's a paedophile but not a nonce.
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>>85367161
he has, because i only know the name from when he pops in here all high and mighty but i don't think we really know who he is.

like some bloke coming in all
>'tis me! MechaLord333 from /m/!
you'd just be like
>what
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>>85367171
This is how I know you're lying, Josh never uses a name or tripcode. At least make your lie believable?
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Not on how they treated old shippy https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F00AzUNgOmE



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