Pub edishPrev edish >>85354745
Garn get me gaped today xxI GET BUMMED DOWNI GET BUMMED AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWNI GET BUMMED DOWNI GET BUMMED AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWNBumming the night awayBumming the night awayyyyHe drinks a shandy drinkHe drinks a WDK drinkHe drinks a J2O drinkHe drinks a wokkle drinkHe sings the songs that remind him of the bum timesHe sings the songs that remind him of the bumming timesOH BANTU BOYBANTU BOYBANTU BOOOOYhttps://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc
>>85364453I "know" someone who went to that very pub
Fucking Sandra's arse so hard the shit comes out her mouth. Sean will eat another day.
>>85364463Carnally?
Luverly Juberly botty bashing
Shippy sparking sandras shitbox
>>85364458Get a bag in my laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad you know it's right
>>85364458Show us your gape love x
Shippy who is from Shippinghamshire
OHHH GAPING BOYGAPING BOYGAPING BOYYYY
Hi there Mr Shippy!
>>85364510Hi there Welper! Want to go for a gapping session?
>>85364520FUAAAAAAARKing hell you don't need to oh aye oh aye ask me twice Shippy
Shippy, BN, Moni, Ponce, Turkmong, Footmong and all the other lids gangbanging Wandra and Welper
slow day at the call centre today, footrat?
Welper watching Wandra getting creamed by his new step dad Moni
Dizzy with Shippy
Spackerthon at the footy https://youtu.be/cRuJrJQXBEQ
Wandras baggy muff getting piped by darkies
Shippy pulling into the layby to tug one out
>mumberg almost caught me clopping to ponies
You can tug my balls and gape me anywheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerehttps://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A
>>85364590How often do you play sports or exercise?
>play sports
Shipster of Ship Shippingham
COMMON WELPER LETS GO GAPING AH AH AH YEAH COMMON WELPER LETS GO GAPING OOOH OH, OOOH OH
Me? Vibing to some tunes on youtubes x
>>85364679Is that a new release lid?
Shippy and Welper gone mental on a cruise.https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/40091095/drunk-couple-punch-boy-cruise-ship-cabin/
>>85364712Both had a bit too much bantu spaffingtons and have turned black! That's LUSH!1!!!
Lid what have you done? You're a smelly batty boy and you gape at the club?
Phwoaaaaaaaaaaaar shippy you sexual deviant
Shippy do you like sea food?
Shippy is my Brian Moser https://youtu.be/IV_53piS5Nw
>>85364746Only wandras fishy minge
footmong spam hours
Trolling HHL is all he has going on in life. Sad.
>>85364746look at the size of him, he sees food he eats it
>>85364769HHL is our little lolcow it's our pastime x
>>85364764>>85364769Yet you choose to sit here and take it all in x
Thanks Shippingtonshire
>Shippy this>Helper thatAll day everyday. Neither of them are even here to read it. What a life.
All day, 7 days a week on 4chan is all he has going on in life. Sad.
spammong will NEVER be this womfy >>>/int/223997701
On your break and you're posting on here hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Shipster gaping Wandra
>>85364789Lol he's getting bullied over there too that's lush x
>>85364777Your "little lolcow" isn't even here to read it. He's at his part time job getting on with life while you're stuck here being le epic troll. You lost.
>>85364803Yes he is x
>>85364803Oh he is and I know it and it's lush x
Shippy and Footy sparking wandra smelly shitbox
>>85364791What should he be doing while he's on his break?
Auditors auditing
spam mong plays dollies on both brit and britfeel. i always suspected this
Wandra french kissing Shippys shitty arse crack
>>85364822Anything but he chose to post here, now that's sad! Me? I don't work, he pays for my bennies :)
>>85364789Well, I'm actually quite proud he's got himself a part-time job. I knew he would eventually get bored of the NEET life.
I'm immensely grateful that Nubs chose to share her watercolours with me.I don't know where you are now, hen, but I hope you reached that place we spoke of. xx
>>85364841Never worked a day in my life either and that is how it should be
Whoaaaaah Mr Shippy the Mr Wippymeister
>>85364841So what's so taboo about posting on 4chan on your break, is he the only one who does it?
reading the comments under youtube videos is so funny, its all 'i used to listen to this with my friend and now he's dead'
Garn fill me in oh aye fill me in
Just delivered my own parcel. Left myself 5 stars
>>85364841is posting here all day because you have no friends better?
>a free 15 minutes? to browse the 'chon!
>>85364871The only one sad enough to announce the fact, yes. You won't get a rise out of me lid if that's what you are after. We all know he doesn't actually have a job though, and that's the funny part.
>>85364891No idea, you'll have to ask someone with no mates
Shippy and Footmong groping Wandras saggy tits
>belly full of mc Donald's>new Primark sweatpants and hoodie on >fridge full of cider>week off worki am one happy boy
>>85364899I'm not looking to get a rise out of you. I'm looking for you to make yourself look stupid and you're doing a grand job of it. When you say "We all know he doesn't actually have a job though". How do you know?
>>85364931>batty gaped
I'm taking my break posting on here. I'm an unusually successful and very highly paid guy. You won't believe me but who cares?
>>85364783He did the same thing years ago with Broadbridge. Non-stop spamming about him everday even though Broadbridge stopped coming here. He must spend every waking hour of his life on this godforsaken site.
>>85364952I still come here little lad.
Nothing better than a lass with a flat tummy and small tits.
Shippy and Footy groping Wandras fishy bits
>>85364952The saddest thing about that is Broadbridge was a made up character and he likely made him up to play let's pretend about and spam about. Epic winning all day.
>>85364968that's codeword for being a nonce isn't it
>>85364982>Broadbridge was a made up characterNo he wasn't lol
SeasideMark arse fucking Wandra while Welper tugs his little limp pecker to it all
>>85364936>How do we knowIf you havent realised then I wont spoil the fun
Josh from brit/pol/ spunking in Wandra Wuttocks
>>85364984Nope. Just like petite girls.
>Josh from brit/polPedo
>>85365004So you don't know and you're a mong clutching at straws?
local news dolly posted on britfeel xD
>>85365017>>85365021Alri spammong
>>85365017Read the message or ask AI to help you understand it if you are unsure
>>85365016Actually is as well, would fit in here wouldn't he?
Shippys throbbing willy
>>85365026Why don't you prove it and shut me up big lad?
>>85365012QRD? Wasn't here but just checked the news article
I have starred in a lot of porn as a male stunt cock.
>>85365038Just a guy who used to post here. Occasionally still drops in from time to time. He's here now
Most of you wouldn't be man enough to take a gape like Welper has. You'd be pissing and crying and shitting yourself. Welper takes it like a champ.
>>85365037I dont have to mate :)
>>85365044Yeah but what did he do if anything allegedly
Shippyinghamshires
>>85365055The news article outlines it pretty succinctly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUP3QFZTaLA
>>85365065>She had been assaulted and threatened, sustaining injuries that required hospital treatmentYikes!
>>85365055he collected info on shippy proving he was a nonce
>>85365069All that says is anonymous though?
>>85365065Whatever it was it must have been quite serious. He isn't allowed to see his kids.
Shippy making Wandra rim his botty
Enjoying reading 'The Gapes of Wrath.' It not right what they did to rural batty bandits.
>>85365069Broadbridge did the lords work in making Shippy not so anonymous.
>>85365055oh and he made this one as well
Jamie Varley used to post here
King Shippy of Shippingham
>>85365069>>85365084Kek he did both nonces, all praise to broadbridge!
>>85365084>>85365069Vile horrible beasts both of them
Broadbridge and Shippy wippy gagging wandra in the back of their transit van
>>85365084That's not even HHL's tripcode? Fake news.
top rate bennies and part time wage on top for HHL
>>85365085>Jamie VarleyFootmong's hero
>>85365084I made that lass. You're going to ask me for proof now aren't you, brainless chukle fuck nut?
Moni excavating last nights wizza from welpers bottom
>nazi concentration camp where they used to make jews carry stone up from the bottom of the quarry >sometimes at the top the guards would push people off and call it 'parachute testing'who says germans don't have a sense of humour
>>85365103Top rate spacker with part-time brain cells.
"Broadbridge" was literally just Turkmong drivelling from news articles btw
>>85365102Newfag spastic
>>85365107Sounds like kung-fu training. Why didn't they just karate chop their captors?
The trolling here seems very organized. Wonder what was said here to justify all this astroturfing.
>>85365117Not new at all lad. That's clearly not his trip code.
>>85365124Not organised. Everybody that posts here knows HHL is a massive cunt and nobody likes him so it's very easy to dogpile on him
>>85365128https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tripcode/6B%2Btpn%2Ft3ij/https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80982108/#80987282Sorry chump, try again next time.
shipster shagging sandra
>>85365128it's his old trip, stop embarassing yourself x
>>85365075I'm not sure that he isn't allowed to see his kids. He doesn't see most of them though. I think he sees his most recent set of children. He had with a woman he met in a bail hostel who he described as having a "rough face"
>>85365124I don't see any trolling, just the inane rambblings of someone with the mentality of a schoolboy
>>85365134>>85365136Lol mongs getting actually riled up by that lad obviously joking. The trolls turn out to be the real lolcows. Who saw that coming.
>>85365142No, you've just made yourself look a right tit, as it should be of course.
>>85365115He's a real guy who posted here. BN spoke to him on the phone. That's why he seethed so much at BN
>>85365141Sean isn't posting at the minute though?
Shippys aura filled cummies
pretty much everyone that uses britfeel regularly is a daftie, frankly
Some of us have been here 10 years. We know all of Welper's secrets. It's easy to troll him. Small cocked, nappy shitter!
>>85365143Replying within less than a minute? That's a touched nerve lol
Imagine all the britfeel posters seeing your gaped arse, the shame, the humiliation!
>>85365152Both his small penis and his nappies are part of his humiliation fetish. You're not trolling him. You're turning him on.
Still having nightmares from seeing that photo of HHL's gaped arsehole. Why would he do that to himself.
>>85365153Because I'm on BT superfast and not the welfare tier package
>n-no its his heckin old trip>l-look..the archiveHahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>85365160He did it for sexual satisfaction lad
>>85365161i'm on BT supersuperfast
>>85365163sounds like he's really rattled your cage
Shippy spunking up Wandras back and letting it air dry
>sounds like he's >he's
https://youtu.be/55q6jrfBDdkwe didn't start the gapingit was always winkingsince the threads been bumping
Grown men and their online dolly drama
>top rate PIP>has his own place>comfy part-time job>regular holidays>active social life>takeaways on tap>booze on tap>e-scooter on tapLike him or not, Helper has a pretty good life.
Back off break lad?
>>85365184I wouldn't swap with him but I wish him well
>>85365184how come he keeps having raging weltdowns at 3am then
>>85365184Better life than footmong that's for sure
Broadbridge taking Wandra hosting and raping her
Shippy making Welper wank him off to completion on Sandras face
>>85365191Let's see... because drinking is fun? You sound like such an incel gimp
>>85365202Why do you get upset when someone says something bad about something your "mate" does?
Fink i'll be 'avin some brekkie soon meX
The only incel is the one staying up drinking alone all night x
Shippy spunking
unlike footmong, HHL can afford booze
Shippy spaffing on tap
>>85365208First of all could you have written that like any more of a spacker.He's not my mate, I'm just not a friendless virgin so it doesn't bamboozle me why someone who goes to pubs and clubs IRL comes home and drinks more. He obviously is having fun drinking while you fall for the "meltdown" gimmick. No offence but if you don't get this you never will so just move on I guess.
>>85365191>how come he keeps having raging weltdowns at 3am thenautism
essaying on the 'chon
>>85365223But why do you get upset when someone says something bad about something your "mate" does?
>>85365215Me? Tucked up in bed while he mongs out thats lush
>>85365223Twollmong has no interest in the pub lid. He's more of a seethe at the screen 19 hours a day while stone cold sober guy.
Give me Shippy x
>>85365238Wait, sean was sat alone drinking at an empty table??? LMAO
Makes me laugh when I see that HHL has been chimping out all night and I've been asleep in bed next to my wife
Footmong actually melting like the wicked witch of the west at HHL improving his life. Lmao
>>85365243There's always a few weirdos lurking in the pubs isn't there
>>85365242No, I want shippy tyvm x
>>85365248How has HHL been improving his life? I'd be happy to hear about it but I'm skeptical
Timothy James Byrne is a ketamine zombie in a carehome and /britfeel/ doesn't careSHAME ON YOU ALL
>>85365252I've already bagsied him
>n-no he not in s.spain c.check the flag>n.n.nno he not work part t.time its bennies slavery>n.no shes not r.r.r.really his gfFootmong the fat slug NOT coping well with are seans glow up
Welpers bottom getting sieged by Ship Shippy of Shippinghamshire
>he not in s.spain c.check the flagThanks for confirming you didn't go lad
>>85365248I don't get why he's so invested in Helper's life. It's weird.
>No interest in the pub unfortunately Ring the hunters
I love going to the pub with my good friends.
>>85365279At least switch up what you post so you don't expose yourself as being here all the time :(
Shippy arse raping Sandra
>>85365286Did this happen?
armpits absolutely reeking, lads
>>85365285Wow lad a whole 2 posts total in a month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eARNkyFmT8belter of a choon this
>>85365287I hope not because I want to join in
Shippywippy
Anyone wanna see rLass?
Youtube short of clip from movie/tv show with split screen of a video game so zoomers don't get bored
Fuck knows how they've managed to fuck up and slip in a fucking BANANA ICE vape juice into my fucking GRAPE ICE vape juice ten pack. Wankers, I can't even use it or risk tainting the coil with some shitty banana taste. What a a joke, will have them delivered next time rather than traipsing to the shop and not getting a receipt.
Cummies of the shippy variety
What are some posts that you still think about today?
>>85365306Bit brown is it not?
>youtube short of movie clip with split screen of video game plus little black man in corner reacting
Getting dizzy with Shippy
>>85365346you really 'owned' him with that post!
>>85365343Half and half aka best of both worlds
Welper on all fours gaping in the McDonald's bathroom after eating his happy meal
Welper on all fours gaping in the McDonald's bathroom after eating his nappy meal
Shippy has eaten out of Welper's nappy. Disgusting but true fact. They did it with KFC. It might have been Chicken Cottage or something actually, I don't know. They got some kind of boneless feast and poured it into Welper's Nappy. He wore it for a day (including urinating and defaecating into it) then Shippy ate the whole thing, right out of the nappy.It sounds absurd. It's true.
>>85365378>>85365387stop besmirching us nappy fetish folks like this, these two people are NOT part of our community
>>85365398Why are you denying Shippy and Welper a place in the community?
Shipping Shippy
smelly willy oh no!
Hi I'm commie slopsville and welcome to punch a nazi.
Shippy butt fucking Welper and Wandra
I have a pimple right on my taint
>*Laughs in draftington exemption*
>>85365443i honestly think not much would change if our elites were swapped for Russian ones
I would fucking destroy Helper's batty. His arsehole would be like chewed bubblegum by the time I was done. He'd be spitting feathers (from his arse) for months.
>>85365443There won't be any exemptions lad because it's designed to cull dossers like yourself
>>85365443Don't be so daft. Russia cant even take over Ukraine they've been at it now for 4 years what makes you think they can cope with a war with Europe? The war in Ukraine has almost bankrupted Russia they have sold off their gold reserves, relaying on north Korea (kek) to supply them with troops and they are still using old tech and weapons from the soviet Cold War era. Russia is a fucking joke they are nothing but a paper tiger and they won't do shit.
Shippy raping Welpers arse
Me? Ill be in the logistics corp, delivering vital supplies to the front lines
>>85365504iraq was also not a threat to us but we still sent 100s of men to go die there
Shippy betrothing Welpers Bottom to Footmong
welper distracting an entire Rosgvardiya BTG offering his gaped batty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TwgvdhPymcBit WW3-adjacent this
Nice thread today, lads. https://files.catbox.moe/tgxcyc.jpgHope you find this regex helpful. /\b\w*Shippy\w*\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
>>85365346They're already buggered anyway but thanks for your concern
>>85365595dont trust that link
>>85365605Am I meant to care?
Russia have launched a special operation onto Welper's batty. Many of the soldiers are already complaining the conditions are worse than the trenches in Ukraine.
>>85365610i will say what i like whether you care or not
Shippy wippy of shippinghamshires
>>85365617Feral worms exiting Welpers Bottom cutting off the Russian advance
>>85365618And you think I care?
fokin knew it!
>>85365625it doesnt matter if you care or not
>>85365629That's good because I don't.
Getting diz diz dizzy with Ship Ship Shippy
>>85365626Did you also do the same for hosts website a few weeks back or nah?
Moni spaffing
>>85365649maybe i dont remember
Sucking jizz from anime futa cock.
1st GTA did a thunder run into welpers batty and was never seen again
miss crossy so muchhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/76298974/#76305755
Shippy sparking helpers holes into oblivion
Crossy was just a Limmy character.
>>85365595Click on this link if you want to get doxxed
Just got bummed
>>85365327Dont do it de leed
Shippy pulling over on the M62 to finger his arsehole
did you remember to live, laugh and love today?
That's the thing, I'll never get doxxed and I'll continue until the cows come home (never)
Shippy pre cumming in Welpers bussy
>Hair lassie said everything happens for a reason.Theres more to Iife than having a big willy x
>>85365626disturbing action from lollernonce
whats the cheekiest place you've had a crafty little bumwank, lads?
>>85365715Welpers arsehole desu
Shippy committing a rape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbuizFv4jZA>bum farto
Shippy doing a shit by the book section in an Oxfam located in an unnamed northern village
Doing me liver in
Shippy arming his spunk cannon
Shippy waddling over to the clothing section and wiping his shitty arse on the sleeve of a wooly jumper some old fart died in three weeks prior
a full quarter of all posts,
>>85365789Make it a few more for you if you wantShippyShippy
>>85365798or you could get a life
>>85365789he rules this place from beyond the grave
Shippy mad
>>85365808A few more Shippy Shippy Shippy
>>85365789filtered thanks lad. desu I dont go here much
Spaff cannons built in Shippinghamshire by Shippy
>55+ posts about Shippy>he's not even here to read any of it
>>85365789I only see one and that's because I posted the regex filter for his nickname. /britfeel/ is a cosy thread, a bit slow, but cosy.
Ship Shippy and Welp Welper having a Bum Bumsesh in the toilets of Bee Beehive
Shippy dunking his hairy bollocks into a lukewarm cup of tea and then into Welpers gob
Shippy auf Shippy
Shippyites cumming for Shippy
Mad how one severely mentally ill poster has totally derailed this general. He doesn't even contribute anything original. It's just endless posts about other posters.
Spilling my seed for Shippy
Shippy grooming children on the Oxfam discord server
Ship Shippy bequeathing the title of The Gaped One to Welp Welper
>>85365845makes you wonder how some of these lads live
>>85365862Show us how you live big man
Shippy inviting Bibi to Welpers Bottom
>>85365862A lonely existence for sure
Me? Fast cars and exotic women
>>853658661/3 sleep 1/3 work 1/3 fucking about on my computer or wandering around the shopsits a simple life but i enjoy it
Shippy supplying Welpers Bottom with heroin to keep him docile
>1/3 workwagie
>>85365900>wagieyeah
any lads love a cheeky tug of their nipples when gooning?
>>85365917i do it when i poo
WELL I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICEIF I COULD FUCK YOUR BATTYI KNOW NOT EVERYBODYHAS A BATTY LIKE YOUUUUUUUBUT I GOTTA THINK TWICEIN CASE YOU FART OR SHIT TODAYAND I KNOW ALL THE BAMES HAVE PLAYEDCAUSE I'VE PLAYED WITH 'EM TOOOOOOOOO
Ship Shippy the Shipmeister of Shippinghamshire
Irish bastards
You know what warmed my heart recently? Seeing and subsuquenly laughing at makaveli begging for 3 bong in seasidemarks live stream
On the piss playing CK3
>>85365995>makavelisurprised he's still around tbqh
Shippys arse spasming as he spaffs inside Welpers Bottom
>>85366012This is how the ISS is held together, lots of clenched arseholes in space.
makaveli is the kind of person who dies in a quadbike crash
corrrrjust effervesced anudda brown-skin intae the poop-ranchstein-von-das-arschenschaftenpropa exemplary dissme face is screamin' "hella gucci",mpic relatedfinkin' bout engagin' in the R&R for bout 110 before the udder fing which [redacted]utterly beggars belief dat wun innit
>>85366053him and his ilk need culling so that's all good
Welp Welpers arse leaking shippy cum
SEASIDE IS BACK!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLAyhTpNtjk
>>85365789Member when it was a quarter+ of posts about Baldrew and HCMember when it was a quarter+ of posts about Penis Austin Member when it was a quarter+ of posts about BritNormie Member when it was a quarter+ of posts about Poley
>>85366087AI has been a disaster for middle aged man youtube channel thumbnails
>>85366006Good game that, mead would be more in line with it I think, that's older than cider.
bringing back the Andrew Prince character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBhV-S7kEmAcorrrrrr
bring back craig the doxxer
Shippy bending welper over, spreading his arse cheeks, and penetrating him to within an inch of his life
>>85364851Nubs should share her menstrual status again
>>85366132she had a hysterectomy lad
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35695309a really classic 'feel from the golden age
>>85366145Dont believe you lad. Nubs womb is prime for breeding
Alri shippinghamshires https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35695309/#35695492
Welpers Bottom becoming a vassal state of Footmongs cock
Shippy cumming all over Sandra
can't believe Hayden Panettiere is gone, just want her back. Feel like pure shit xx
>>85366185Did she rope?
>>85366185Mind the time I ate her brains and stole her power.
>>85366191fink was drug OD
Anyone seen the porno Forced Entry (2002)?
>>85366221>Forced Entry (2002)>A man knocks on a teenage girl's door, claiming to be in need of directions. When the girl leaves to answer the phone, the man sneaks in and grabs her when she returns. Physically and verbally assaulting the girl, the man drags her into a bedroom by the neck and rapes her. Tracking the killer is obnoxious Channel 5 Action News reporter Roberto Negro, who has been receiving taunting letters from the murderer. The killer and two accomplices (one of them initially reluctant) attack a pregnant housewife, filming themselves pummeling and raping her at gunpoint. When the trio finishes, they shoot the woman and her dog. Roberto reports on the housewife's death, and while the authorities refuse to confirm there is a serial killer on the loose, Roberto is convinced there is.im not watching that
Shippy forcing entry into Welpers Bottom
what was pre-HHL /britfeel/ like?
>>85366273Pure bliss, a golden era, an era which will never return unfortunately. You just had to be there to experience it.
>>85366245>roberto negrokek
what *did* helper mean by *that* video?
>>85364899>we all know he doesn't actually have a job thoughGoes without saying really
Shippy wippy whipping Welpers arse into submission
Breeding Nubs
>>85366307What do you gain or lose by him having or not having a part time job, big man?
Been loving going for nightwalks lately. Saw a fox and her litter run across the road last night. Little things like that make it so worthwhile. Listen to some good music too, and it really makes it special.
>>85366362saw a fox from inside my house once, so thats like your entire premise dismantled with the application of facts and logicthanks for playing
Shippy Wippy tearing up Welpers well used blacked botty
>>85366389Has anyone here laughed at this lad's posts? Genuine question.
>>85366273>what was pre-HHL /britfeel/ like?Gay. Tranny discord drama. Tranny circlejerk. Tranny drama. It was genuinely so gay toxic and naff. Sean turned this into a proper lads gaff.
>>85366362I hate that I live in a shithole. I'd spend most of my nights walking and driving. Based appreciating the little things too. I try my hardest to do that too
Fucking love watching kittens or puppies sucking their mother's teets. It's very funny when grown cats continue to do it. Either the mama cat lets them or she beats the shit out of them. Either way, very cute.
Pre-sean britfeel be like>aghhh i cant believe NanamiCola joined Kittyprincess89 discord server when xe said xe is MY friend
>>85366394bit weird that, lad
>efukt.com/24741_Public_Degeneracy_Volume_21.html>Gem alarmOh wow, even the efukt admin's using sharty/soispeak maymays now
alreet lads. just been to the shop. took a little suitcase so i could fill it with booze. honestly i could have gotten four more bokkles in here, but it was clanking and clattering all over the place on the way home, surprised nothing broke.still not a relapse, mind. just tiding myself over, aren't i? few beers, litre of gin? that's just what normal people 'have in'.
Ex World Snooker Champion Graeme Dott arse fucking Wandra Wallan on Weddington Woad
>>85366398I know it's weird. I can't help it, I just get a weird, nostalgic feeling. Like, wow, look at these little dudes instinctively doing it and then they'll be bigger little goofballs. Watching a cat or dog give birth is also crazy, especially if it's a large litter.
>>85364952>Pre-sean britfeel be like>aghhh i cant believe NanamiCola joined Kittyprincess89 discord server when xe said xe is MY friendfascinating
>>85366402Paedo suitcase full of beer to tempt kids at the park GRIM little nonce you are
I would take a million Helpers over one Poley.
>>85366402Good lad, no more ordering your pop
The fact is HELP HELPER completely dominated and shaped this thread triumph of the will style. One man dethroned Pakiboo, Ebin, BN the lot were consigned to the rubbish heap of dinosaur curiosities. At the same time HHL didn't join in their cliques and dramas even though they wanted him to. It's no surprise he's made a few haters along the way.
>>85366419>hello little Timmy, would you like a bottle-conditioned IPA? or how about a nice pint of GRAINGER ALE?don't think that's what they're into m8
Finished waging sean?
>>85366426in your batty?
Ship Shippy inseminating Sandra and becoming Welpers new daddy
>bringing a suitcase to the shop so evrimong doesn't have a tantrum
>>85366429i think that's the crux of it, lad. it was getting to be a problem.i know we've had our punch-ups, but i thank /britfeel/ for making me aware.
>>85366402I just have tonic water and limes, without the gin, vodka or whatever. Remember to hydrate, mate.
Your mams on benefits
Ruth's fanny tastes sour after a night on the piss
>>85366440kids don't give a shit about which booze it was lad, when i was a bit of a wrong un nights would consist of acquiring whatever booze you could and finding a safe place to drink it where older kids or adults couldn't take it awayremember once we were all on the nukie browns
>counter-currents.com/2026/08/understanding-the-spiteful-suicide-of-jason-arday/It's up Is it not
>>85366455I prefer her bloody piss whenever she's on the blob.
>>85366448am i saying i went over to the 24-can trays of Irn Bru just to see if they'd fit?yeah. but i think you have to buy three of them or something for the offer, so it just wouldn't work out, really.
Shippy making Welper call him Dad
Welp Welper getting Rape Raped by a Dark Darkie
Your mams on pip for menopause
Eating my leftover Dominos from last night. Cold pizza is better than warm. I wonder why...
Shippy forcing Welper to suck his massive cock
>>85366467You're gonna have to bring three suitcases.
i have to pick up something heavy because it's my job. this is somehow someone else's fault.
>>85366456possibly true. but then they could have gotten wankered on Angostura bitters before they added them to the systems where they flagged up as age-restricted.point is, if i was an unenterprising kiddy peddler (and not necessarily a kiddy fiddler) it'd be cans of Carling for the boys and bottles of VK for the girls.like when you were at school and that one kid sold sweets at breaktimes. he knew what the top sellers were (Toxic Wastes).
uber eats drivers shitting and not washing their hands before stealing a few chips from your lukewarm maccas
>>85366497>Angostura bittersNo one is doing this, ever.It was white lightening or three hammers when I was that age, about 15 years ago.
Shippy shitting on Welpers wizza
Used to be a white man named Dave would deliver my chippy or Chinese. Now it's just a bunch of Raj's delivering slop.
benefit fraud
>>85366480with you on that.microwaved? it goes all floppy. oven/air fryer? it's like the grease has soaked in more and at best it warms up, but at worst it sort of goes soggy in that 'i used too much oil' way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWIJNaA-JNAthis is INSPIRED and you're essentially frying/slightly steaming pizza, but he's right. it works.but overall? yeah just eat that cold pizza lad. the grease problems above are more like a meal you've left to marinade. i had a cold leftover Subway sarnie a few hours ago and it was ADEQUATE AF
>>85366494Cope and seethe dosser
>>85366497Like anon said, kiddies don't care. You're being a bit suspect to be honest.
Shippy Wippy taking Welp Welper hostate
Mad how cat claws come in and out. A bit like wee cocks.
>>85366508>No one is doing this, ever.of course me lad. i just remember it never used to ping up on the early self checkouts because it was some thing like "oh this 45% ABV drink is an 'ingredient' not a 'drink'". i mean orange juice CAN be alcoholic, you could feasibly drink mouthwash or hairspray (heard some grim stories in recovery).but teenagers who just want booze, yeah, they'll drink white shite and that might as well be hairspray for how sheer awful it is. cheap lager etc i can at least understand. but maybe when you're 13 it's more of a challenge, like 'waheyyy mate bet u can't drink this w/out whiteying!' 'haha ur on ya cunt!'
Welper flogging Avon
dizzy with shippy https://youtu.be/BZzsi1y82Y8
old pubs? for me, the bingley arms
>>85366535Never had a problem accessing booze myself, just asked my mum or dad to buy me some.
corr grok has proper lost it
>>85366518anon said the exact opposite, though.you cared at that age, to some extent. even if the goal was to get drunk. it's like when there was all the stupid scares about Hooch having a cartoon lemon on it. teenagers wanted the booze content, not the cartoon lemon.my other point is: kids are thick. if we knew then what we knew now, we wouldn't have stolen supermarket own-brand vodka under some weird superstition that if it's cheaper they'll care less (????)
I forewent having friends to play video games alone I am forgoing friends to talk to AI like they're my friendsMillenials
>>85366544yeah my parents would let me have lagers or alcopops from like, 10, especially at a BBQ or on holiday.i don't believe these lads who say "i had my first drink ever when i was 16!"lol no you didn't. it's the opposite of the virginity thing: why lie in THAT direction?
my favourite part of HoTD was when Break-Bones said 'its bone breakin' time!' and then he broke bones
Favourite KA flavour, lads?Fruit Punch for me.
>twitter spamming adverts for this new ai thing>you have to pay 300 quid a month for ityeah i'll get right on that
KA or Levi Roots?
Caribbean fizzy drink
Dizzie with Shippie
Sharp winds blow through Sunderland as summer comes to a close; Welper's horrifically gaped batty catches the gales and blows like a bomb siren. His arse and lips flap in the wind creating a horrific doppler effect as people run for cover from the rain.
Church wood cider and cherry and berries cordial
i have off-licenses near my house but i walk an extra mile to go to a tesco express. not supporting them foreign cunts
>>85366606what does it do? can it make videos or owt?one of them RedLetterMedia videos got me thinking about this. Google's new premium model was going for a few hundred dollars a month, and the bloke said it should be thousands.i get that there's computing power involved (say you sent something off to be rendered, then it came back), fair enough. but it's a weird shift in internet services/models innit.you could have told people in the 90s:>Forget libraries! Using Google, you can type words into a box and find results/research/answers within SECONDS! >Packages start at just $79.99/month.best underrated resource? Oxford Reference.https://www.oxfordreference.com/if you have a UK library card, type your number in the box on the side. and oh hey look, it's all them Oxford books that were properly researched by boffins. not even just some Wikipedia drivel.
just wanna taste a sweet pussy
Ship Shippy of Shippinghamshire of the Shippingham Dynasty
Prying Shippy's arsecheeks apart with a crowbar and getting high off the fumes
>>85366545i do NOT trust the machine
I heard if you stick your cock far enough up Welper's arse that you'll trigger the end of the world. Be careful... a batty isn't just a batty anymore.
I'm gonna head to the paki shop, before I order a chinky.
>>85366641>i have off-licenses near my house but i walk an extra mile to go to a tesco express. not supporting them foreign cuntsbased
this pink sissy chastity cage i got off temu is off gassing vocs like mad
The Shippinghamshire dynasty of Ship Shippy subjugating Welp Welpers Bottom from the Mong clan
Love catching cow turds directly from their anus. A true delicacy.
>>85366708t. poojeet poojeetani
got a Crosta Mollica inbeen a bit x
Thanks hosty
Shaving Welper like a sheep at the Spackerlympics.
Ship Shippy spunking inside Welpers arse
>>85366608*chucks old jamaica cream soda into the mix*
Would like some nice cumshot pics to go along with the spunkposting.
>>85366715lol absolute dekslet
The Inbetweeners seems mental now.yeah it's sitcom logic, but look at the houses the 'normal families' (i.e. working class) or even the 'poor' lad lives in.dunno if this was just a production thing or how the world has changed. like when you clock how Jez has THAT flat in London in Peep Show (how?)
>UH OH! Bantu's Have My Bum Blown Apart OH My Goodness!Welperlid manga . x
>>85366732Trying that gimmick again? SAD!
Ship Shippy the head of the Shippingham Dynasty of Booty Warriors
Scrapping the idea of bringing back the salad bowl gimmick. It was shit and is unredeemable. I'm sorry you lads were subjected to it. Back to the drawing board.
>>85366732>like when you clock how Jez has THAT flat in London in Peep Show (how?)He doesn't own it, Mark does.
Beef Chow mein and spring rolls, quite full i must say, 12 quid, not bad. Now watching "Forbidden World" 1982
Oh My Goddess('s arsegole)
Shippys explosive bowels shitting all over Welpers single bed
Refreshing my TikTok feed to get more SLOOTS.
>>85366773Is this a bot?Why do you do this all day every day for zero engagement?
saving money at the chinky by mircowaving your own rice
British women are so ugly.
>>85366783you dont need to remind us
Microwaving a Chinese man and then eating him.
Any Irish lads here? Always wanted to try a spice bag.
Opportunistic homosexual rapist
Welp Welper begging Shipster for use of his Gemini subscription
>>85366783The so in that sentence makes me assume yer a pooftah.
Shippy breeding Wandra and Wev but not forgetting to anally brolapse Welper
any lads working on new gimmicks?
>>85366828gimmicks are a good thing, are they?
>>85366828Salad bowl lad here, got a few in the works that I might try out soon.
Just had a quick browse of this here thread. Absolute state of it. Can't believe this one mong is ruining the thread
>>85366828Kek no, not part of the shit that has infested British generals on this site.
Just had a quick browse of this here thread. Absolute state of it. Can't believe I haven't seen a gaped arse yet
Shippy bumming Wandra
Love a bit of thin lizzy me I do
>>85366778Not a bot just an empty husk of human sat behind a computer all day. It has nothing else to do but post here. In it's head it probably thinks we're all laughing at it's repetitive drivel. Bet it's parents are in another room hearing it laugh away to itself with every post about Shippy or HHL thinking where the fuck did we go wrong.
>>85366854It's a bot mongo
Shippy of Shipsteringham
>>85366862How does it past the captcha
Me? Making arrangement to visit Sim (racing) Expo 2026 with a few of the German frends. Nice that the team is paying for my travel as well.
Another reason why /britfeel/ at night is better. No personalities, none of that mong spamming, just lads having conversations.Join the nightwatch, lads.
The shipsters back in town!
>How does it past the captcha>past
>>85366828new gimmicks, ye wish to see?then mwuhaha--watch out for me!
Rare footage of gapemonhttps://youtu.be/s4Fj-Rmyinc?si=-R-NwSCWngV-lAOr
AM GOING IN FOR THE KILLAM DOING IT FOR THE THRILL
>>85366889No way to speak about pokemonlad is it. Freak.
>>85366876>the teamSad larp no proof
>>85366873not going to pretend i have this all figured out, but i have my SPECULATIONSsometimes people post this page of a website with le epic heckin script kiddy scripts for doing naughty things on 4chan. presumably there's some way to pre-fill CAPTCHAs and get the keys/hashes/whatever before they expire, that's how CAPTCHAs usually work? (like go check the CAPTCHA frame some time).so queue up a bunch of those, maybe have other devices/IP addresses on the go, and oh look, you can flood. for years now we've seen all sorts from this gaped stuff to 'whoahehahaha' or whatever it was.i can't stress enough to newfriends just how bad the spam on 4chan used to be (any forum really) and we were promised (PROMISED) there would never be a CAPTCHA and now that's a whole thing with its own workarounds.it's all silly internet pretend-wars (MI5 and the FBI do not care about you one bit lol) but i can get some guy doing all this skiddie shit just to be a dick in a thread with ~10 active posters tops.but there's also the far simpler solution it is just a highly obsessive dude and holy shit he is unwell. i mean we're all some flavour of unwell, here, but when it comes to knowing the lore and going from one gimmick/target to the next...seek help, mate. fr fr.
>>85366906Heavily redacted, but there you go.
I wish I had a womfy part time job like HHL. Sick of being a shut-in NEET.
Shippy the nonce
Shippy mushrooming Welpers Botty
I get a weird satisfaction out of seeing a long post and not reading it. There's a feeling of I know you've spent time on that but it's not getting read that makes me laugh. Every post doesn't have to be a one liner but if I see the reddit spacing I scroll on.
>>85366932And which ones it (you)?
Ship Shippy of Shipingtonvile
>>85366927Both incorrect, keep guessing, it's been MONTHS at this point and I've still not been implicated but you all know my name and that fucking is LUSH!!!!
Might join the local detached football team
>>85366957Can't say, this place is a doxxfest.
>>85366973Its good to have someone to hate
My teeth are visibly rotting now, not even just really yellow. Tempted to just fucking smash them out of my skull.
Detached football is like normal football but you kick the ball more non chalant
This time babbeeeeeeee I'll beeeeeeeee bantu proooooooooooooof!!!
>>85366973corrr well i don't know then and i dunnonot being a dick, i just don't know, and i don't carepuzzles are fun but you just said info that means 'the puzzle is now unknown' so oh well, nothing i can do there really(also this might not be about you but 1-3 other people)
>>85366983Corr show us a pic lad
>>85367007You just speculated, but you 100% don't care! Ok :D
Shippys massive cock taking Welpers arse
>>85366927I agree. I don't think it's a bot. It's a single poster behind 95% of the spam about about HHL, Chippy, Monica ect...I'm guessing it's either footmong or that Josh cunt from /brit/pol.
>>85366932Fair few lids there, looks like a good time, what was it all about?
>>85366932so are you charlie then?
Remember during peak woke era 2017-2019 my sister threw a complete meltdown at me for saying retarded I just said it once in passing but you can actually feel when a woman is triggered by something and their whole demeanour changes you realise they're not listening to another word you say until the "issue" is addressed. Scary.
>>85366973So what's your actual endgame then? Just ruin the general so everyone leaves? Then what? Move on to another online community to ruin?
Ever do prank calls as a kid?
>>85366975What's with the cryptic posts? What's a detached football team? Who are these posts for?
>>85367032He's like Galactus but a massive mong
>>85367043It means a football team for people who are detached from reality
>>85367020Annual sim racing expo it's usually in Germany because they're mad for it>>85367028No my name starts with J
Ship Ship Shippy of Ship Shippinghamshire
>>85367014nah i care, i like the puzzle and i'm curious about the person.maybe like, 40% care?i care more about the everyday /britfeel/ lads, even daft things about sarnies and wasps nests. like you could cut the nonsense one person insists on adding on top of it all. it really is just fine. it's like when someone is good at something but then goes>h-haha that wasn't very good, sorry, i'm shit, and i hope you all drown.don't worry That Guy we liked your trombone solo!>>85367019i don't know Josh, sometimes he's here with his name, whatever. /pol/ would be better off as its own thing? (for them, for us, for everyone. /mlp/ understood this and imagine getting mogged by bronies.)
>>85367041Yeah did some brilliant ones. Well, they were funny at the time. Slightly juvenile now.
>>85367043>detachedYou can't call them that anymore
new edition for ice cream men >>85367075new edition for ice cream men >>85367075
Shippy's dank boxer shorts around his ankles while he tugs one out in the backrooms of Oxfam
Shippy cumming in Wandras fanny
I'm still bottom after all this time
Give me a shipping from our Shipster of Shippinghamshire
>>85367074>i don't know Josh, sometimes he's here with his nameJosh would never lower himself to post in this hell hole. He's a paedophile but not a nonce.
>>85367161he has, because i only know the name from when he pops in here all high and mighty but i don't think we really know who he is.like some bloke coming in all>'tis me! MechaLord333 from /m/!you'd just be like>what
>>85367171This is how I know you're lying, Josh never uses a name or tripcode. At least make your lie believable?
Not on how they treated old shippy https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F00AzUNgOmE
