Colemans mustard edition Previous >>85372786
As it shoulds be xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s
THIS IS THE TRUE EDITIONPOST IN THIS EDISHIGNORE ALL COOMERS AND COOMERPOSTS x
bumpu rumpu
Shippy Edition this one
More of a dijon man
>>85376391for me it's wholemeal mustard, but i've never been afraid of a little controversy
>>85376400I've never tried wholegrain. Next time in the tesco ill buy some
>>85376273Honey mustard is the king of condiments
>>85376412it's sort of spicywhich sounds insanebut i had a spicy meatball pizza with wholegrain mustard once, and yeahit's spicy, it's good. actual mustard doesn't taste like mustard the yellow squeezy stuff
>>85376273But what does mustard have to do with Petite Tumi?
He deleted the nonce thread LOOOOOOOOL
WELCOME TO THE NEW BRITEELWE ARE GATHERED TO WITNESS AN HISTORIC A MOMENT OF JUSTICETHE END OF THE HELPER REGIME AND THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ERAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKdFtnnj2lk
>>85376432I made you delete the thread because you was that mad about it LOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>85376435as it should bei am sad at 'Colemans' but o well'tis what it isinnit
Why is he posting about himself in the third person? Is he unwell?
>Previous nigger godess breadington got whacked by jan-janOh no X
I accept my fate x
>>85376452>godessdon't pretend to be him, ``please''!
>>85376445Sry about the typo lad
GaperLad UK is back let the fun and gapes begin!
I regret nothing but do what you must. You'll reget when I'm gone xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKdFtnnj2lk
Just seen an image of tinker bell being raped by a cockroach on outer /r9k/ ruined my night that has.
MAY YOUR AIM BE AS TRUE AS YOUR HEART IS PUREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKdFtnnj2lk
Ship Shipington from Shipmanshire
>>85376502WOAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA X
Ends of an era x
You lads ever try the sleeping beauty?Not worth it. You get the sensation back in your hand within seconds. Sure it's cool for that short period, but you're never gonna cum like that.
You should have to be eighteen to wear yoga pants or leggings.
HelperLad being executed by firing squad in Keel Square in 2040 after being overthrown by rebel forces x
>>85376521No and frankly it sounds terrible
My cat is nice
dead hand gang
Well, that was fun. Garn back to /brit/ nows.Later lids x
Ship Shipman from Shipsterington
off you go little man
>>85376582Is that not from horrid Henry or is my memory failing me? I might be wrong I probably am but it rings a bell
Posh wanks are much better You lot cannot affordGreat success
>>85376620Yeah Horrid Henry was part of the Red Hand Gang, hes a proud unionist
Worrid Werny
Was going to go the corner shiop to get snacks for my movie but i didn't
For me, it's cucking non-white menX
Ship Shippy the Shipman of Shippington
Pip pippy of pippinghamshire
We watching anything good tonight de lids?
>>85376721Watching the second underworld movie
>>85376726Never watched these... which is a surprise because I love the stupid Resident Evil films and Van Helsing.
Shippy on Pippy eating Chippys in his Whippy
>>85376721>We watching anything good tonight de lids?Welper's weltdown on /brit/
>>85376734Its very 2000s. Not the greatest films but fun.bAnd similar to the resi films with a hot female protagonist
some of my favourite asmrtists just gave up and never cared to return. they seem to drop off by 25. weird that.
Pip poppity pip pip
>>85376752You ever seen Aeon Flux. That's another guilty pleasure from that era. Equilibrium as well. There used to be a lad here who LOVED Equilibrium.
>>85376762Not seen flux but loved the gunkata in equilibrium
>>85376776Not as good as John Woo, mind. Still, a fun flick. Same director as Ultraviolet.
>>85376762Oooh wait aeon flux is the film where the prog has foot hands
>Prison staff told the BBC the high level of offenders being recalled to prison for breaching license conditions given on their release or re-offending has cancelled out much of the extra room. Since June, there has been a downward trend in the number of vacant spaces. Imagine leaving prison with nowhere to go and missing your prison mates. Prisonmaxxing many lads are. Just a way of survival.
Pippy Shippy
>>85376809Always fancied going to prison for a week or two. Just to get some Internet free time and read a bit
>>85376809send the to south georgia island
>>85376824*bums you*
I dislike Turkish women that think they are British so much.
>>85376839He's dead :( Rip Purple Aki!
>>85376839Don't think he can bum from the grave.
>>85376839Yeah that's the big risk i guess
>>85376809Harry Jae Robb will never have that option. All he'll know for the rest of his life is prison and the other inmates want to shank him.
>>85376824Very easy to get in prison I reckon. You just have to do something that will be at least 1 year of time.
What's the worst thing you can go to prison for? There is only one right answer here.
>>85376883Noncing
>>85376853>>85376860zombie akki bums from beyond the grave>>85376861yes
>>85376874Maybe he can watch his favourite dinosaur movie when it comes on tv and try to cope with his new way of life.
>>85376883pirating music
You lads see that guy who was jailed for life upset because he won't be able to play GTA 6
>>85376896No-one in history has ever been arrested for pirating music.
>>85376900have any been spanked?
I thought it would be cool to go to prison - Lil B
If only I could have a nice rose girlfriend like that wagie greggs one. She is so sweet.
Fink i've sneezedX
It really scares me how some peoples brains are wired to take on high risks. Imagine ending up in prison for the rest of your life. Imagine being born that way in the next life.
For me? Its Legacy of Goku 2
Ship Shippy bumming Welp Welpers shitty Bottom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt7HmjY5dJYThe Jewnited snakes of Weimerica at the final stage of ZOGificationKino innit
>@3m25s "I'm sure some [drug addicts] are having fun, right?"Heh, good clapback towards the shitlib there
What's the worst thing you've done?I once beat the fuck out of this girl when I was in primary school. Kicked out a tooth.
>Look on the bright side. At least you're not speaking german, goy. Bwahaha
>Shitlib mayors ignoring the addict problem/making it actively worse are all leftist roastiesShocking innit
>>85376988Not one specific thing but ive burned every bridge I've ever had
>>85377036Drug addict/alkie?
Imagine being chased thru crack fiend ground zero by an insane nigger on a scooterMind-boggling that
>>85376991>>Look on the bright side. At least you're not speaking german, goy. Bwahahawhat is....that.....thing
HHL is Truman Show posting on /brit/ now the absolute madman
>>85377053Just a massive nobhead
This whole piece has a distinct cyberpunk-adjacent vibe going for itKinegraphy extraordinaire
>>85377059Didn't know /brit/ was a thing. Are they the less mongey version of us?
>>85377101its on /int/ its faster but has less of a community
Something not right about anime posters
This shit just keeps getting more surreal kekLynchian-adjacent, even
Shippy and the Shippites gangbanging Welp Welper
Pip pippingham bumming spammong
>Leftist NPC boomer karen siding w/the addictsUnsurprising, is it not
>>85377116Just checked it out. Kinda has shelbyville energy. Kinda feels like a B, while we're A
A stiffy over Ruth
A pippy pooo
Burnt every bridge apart from mum. Dad, cousins, uncles, siblings, any real friends I ever had. To be honest during the burning I always believed I was in the right and they were just haters and trolls. Turns out I was the problem the whole time?
>>85377214May the bridges you burn light the way ahead
>According to p*nkos, this is what societal progress looks like
>*ddict camp has 666 graffiti and rats crawling all ovah it Bit demonic innit
Getting Pippy with Ship Shippy!
Just fried a pack of these up and now I'm sat eating all four of them. You can tell the difference with this pork it's bloody lovely
Fish and chips at the chip chipppy
>Tweakers literally installing CCTV's innawoods to secure dey big ahh fortressesDownright confounding innit
Welpers Gob filled with Ship Shippinghamshires!
>>85377311Right that's my sign to go to sleep
Good ZOGkino this was This is probably what the dying roman empire must've felt like too, except back then they were smoking poppy rather than fent ofc
apparently baggers can actually eat mash potatoes
Somebody get these BAGGERS outta here
>>85377352typos are funny
Shippy remote viewing Welpers Bottom
>>85376890Category A prisoners only get TVs as a special privilege.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0K09HTPaKMProper parliamentary Innit
>In July, Apate's bots uncovered a marketplace for brokers soliciting verified bank accounts in India, offering commissions of up to 5% paid in USDT on the proceeds from scams passing through the accounts.https://www.zerohedge.com/ai/200000-fake-ai-victims-deployed-scam-bait-online-fraudstersThe eternal call center scamming jeetoid innit
>The [Ceuta] Civil Guard has confirmed at least 15 rapes since the late-July mass migrant invasionhttps://modernity.news/2026/08/18/hellish-ceuta-mothers-weep-in-streets-rapes-force-women-to-flee-kids-parks-smeared-in-shit/Dievershitty for the goyim
Page seven is itX
Was thinking i must have inherited my penis from my dad. My mum doesn't have one
wollox status>done in
/brit/ is full of retards desu
Off to beddinghamshires meBusy day todayX
>>85378857if its a busy day today why are you going to bed?
Morning morning morning lads time to rise and shine
Only 1 monitor working today after an update, thankfuly a driver upgrade fixed everything, back to all three, it 3x lush
HHL is making threats again on /brit/ he will never learn
>>853792043x incel power
>>85379218My virginity is safe once more.
>>85379218Poorfag incel vibes
>>85379234Me? Sex haver posting from my iPhone 17 Pro Max
A lot of people these days have never used a PC outside of work. It's quite noncey tbqh to just have a full PC at home for your own usage.
Sucking on a woman's labia
fell asleep around 11pm but woke up at 2am and couldn't get back to sleep, fucking brilliant
?Me. Having sex with my iphone
Alright sound lads. Going Bude before work to enjoy the fresh air and female sights.I shall be done posting by 10am when work starts and will not post here again, as Budey or otherwise. All done with this place as of today so you will not hear from me again after 10.Wish you all well.Gert lush innit.
>>85379316Do you include laptops with that or specifically tower PCs?
It's raining it's pouring Welper is snoring He went to bed with a gape in his arse And didn't wake up in the morning!
>>85379420Anything bigger than an IPhone is noncey
Work lass that used to be incredibly hot (literal 10/10) went full anorexia mode and now looks ugly af. Women are mental.
Memes aside is it even possible to learn a new language at 37? My IQ is average or maybe slightly below
massive headache atm me it painful x
>>85379504Ah, I see, sorry I almost thought you wanted to talk about something interesting there.
Britfeel loves to talk about paedophiles
>BREAKING RIGHT NOW: MEGXIT REVERSED! Harry and Meghan moving back to the UK>BREAKING RIGHT NOW: MEGXIT REVERSED! Harry and Meghan moving back to the UK
>>85379829Wonder if Meghan does anal
>>85379829Whoop de do dah
Imagine throwing away your 200 year old royal lineage for some mud shark you met in America. Couldn't be me that. What a cunt
>>85379878I don't really hold much against her personally, and hey anyone can fall in love with anyone since love can be weird like that, but it does seem really strange that she was the one he picked. There was nobody else that took his fancy? Not even the race angle or anything, I honestly don't care, but like... her? A D-list actress with an abrasive personality? What one earth compelled him to pick her?
This is actually just fucking despicable. They know exactly what they're doing, they know that women and children will be harasses, assaulted, raped and murdered and they do not give a single fucking shit. They really think that some Corporate Memphis pamphlet about 'the importance of consent' is going to make these fucking animals not rape somebody? Fucking spare me.https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2240622/Migrants-asylum-guidance-rape-sex-culture
>>85379909>"If you have sex with someone without their consent, this is called rape. Rape is a serious crime in the UK. You could go to prison, lose your support and accommodation, and it will affect your asylum claim."Note that it does not say anything like "you will be deported" or "you will not be granted asylum", just that it will 'affect' your claim.
>>85379923Remember that whenever the government releases some gay course or information thing about FGM it's always framed as 'well anyone could be doing this!'. No. This is a literally, entirely 100% imported problem and they know it and we know it.England did not have a problem with English people cutting the clitorises off English girls. It never has and never will. The only people who do this are the subhumans we import.
All filtered and it's lush x I don't want to read the ramblings of a little unemployed right wing incel thanks x
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/username/Helperlad%20/deleted/deleted/HHL made threats again and got banned
It's raining it's pouring.The dosser men are still snoring. He went to bed and bumped his head.And didn't wake up the next morning.
>>85379989And what are you up to?
Oh aye Mr Shippy of Welpers Bottom!
>>85379988picrel = my personal highlight
MARKS out in the rain bros!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BtWC0FhIiQ
>>85380148What's in his bag? That's not booze
LOVE this rain
>>85380092Working until 2 and then going out with my lady friend.
>>85380182>Working until 2warehouse?
>>85380182Do you work for mckinsey?
>>85380186>warehouse?Yes.
>>85380188>Do you work for mckinsey?Yes.
I actually know a guy who works a second job in the evening in a warehouse. Grim but it his choice x
Ship Shippy of Pippingham arse fucking Welper and Wandra
>>85380190How bad is warehouse work? Company giving decent rate and walkable which is tempting, however their main shift is almost 12 hrs including lunch which sounds miserable
In the morning I check orders from the last 24 hours, bag them and package them in my shed, take them to the courier and I'm done. Takes 2-3 hours at most and the rest of the day is mine. Be your own boss, lads.
I love that Helper thought he'd be treated differently on /brit/. That's what you get for abandoning those who made you. It's your world but we gave it to you, little lad.
Welper getting fucked in the shower at Ram Ranch
>>85380235I can't into the DNMs so can't become a drug dealer. But good for you lad.
>>85379878>>85379889thoughts on Edward VIII?he did essentially the same thing, except he was actually king, and abdicated.not sure what the national spirit was like back then, was it like, 'that traitor, leaving Britain for some American hussy'? or was it just, 'oh well, let's see how his younger brother gets on'?
>>85380197One of my uncles mates works two jobs. He's a plumber, he does that Monday to Friday, has Saturday off and works in a scrapyard on a Sunday. >>85380234Yeah, 12-hour shifts. Half an hour for lunch and two 15 min breaks. We're not allowed to wear jewellery or a watch, no mobile phones are allowed. And there are no clocks in the warehouse. We have buzzers that go off to indicate if it's lunch, break or going home time.
>>85380287No drugs, no darknet stuff lad, actual legit products.
morning friendsi dreamt my water filter jug stopped working and it suddenly had a GUI display, and it was like Windows 98 or AmigaOS or something. and it kept loading up web browsers showing the local council website, which i didn't need, i just wanted to filter some water.so i tried to close those windows, but the little 'X' was in the top right of the windows, and owing to the curvature of the jug, i wasn't able to tap them without accidentally tapping on random links and things instead. it was frustrating.then i went downstairs (i don't even have a downstairs) and there on the phone table (i don't have a phone table) was my original water filter jug. back to just a non-electronic device for filtering and storing water. so WHAT WAS JUG???
Waiting for my hacksaw to arrive then i can get to work. Got some new venitian blinds, frame needs shortening and the blinds trimmed then have to put in a center support.Hopefully the brackets from the old blind will work or it's going to be a pain drilling new holes in the concrete walls as there's bits of flint that my masonry drill bit has problems with, can't get a good angle with the corded drill.What are you doing today?>>85380316Glimpse of your future when you have a house and are just starting to go senile??
I can't get rid of the rage I feel. How can I, I am the cause of (apart from health) all my issues.Want to an hero, but can't doom muh soul, but will living with this rage change my soul. I'm being a cunt. There's no moving on from this world for a cunt's soul.
I've been tracking sex with the missus and for 2026 I'm averaging getting 1.375 blowjobs per month.Fucking depressing. I give way more than I get, I hate this, I want to be wanted.
>>85380296i get jewellery, but>no mobile phones are allowedehh?>there are no clocks in the warehouse. We have buzzers that go off to indicate if it's lunch, break or going home time.is this actually just some weird dystopian thing? you are NOT to consider time! you will be TOLD when the next task is due!i had a mate who worked in a snacks factory 15-ish years ago. and it was all automated assembly lines. occasionally there was a clog/error, he had to press a button and VERY occasionally request some manager/engineer to mechanically fix it. but 9 days out of 10, he just sat there all night.so he could listen to podcasts. and he got good wages because the job was 'sit watching a machine, alone, from 9pm to 5am'. they were chill, they just needed a guy to do it.
>>85380353>I'm averaging getting 1.375 blowjobs per month.>I give way more than I getAnon....
>>85380365Oh fugg!Lol, but yeah I mean I'm much more of a giver generally in sex and I'm the one pursuing it with her, like I love going down on her and stuff, just wish she'd reciprocate.
>>85380296ok but how bad is it on a scale working there. I'm trying to get the lower shifts with less hours.
feels sad not being sexually wanted.i dunno. i don't think it's 'narcissism', just normal. tried explaining this to a friend but she can just get sex if she absolutely desperately wanted sex with a stranger, that day, and she knows this. so she didn't get my problem beyond 'oh yeah, getting old.'the ego boost from HAVING sex would last me weeks or even months, sometimes. just puts a spring in your step, like some microdose MDMA. if i had 5-20 sexes a year, i reckon i'd be a less miserable person.
you let a stranger hack your butt
>>85380383Not him lad, but come on>12 hours manual labour>30 min lunch>2x 15 min breaks>stripped of personal effects for the duration>no clocks to tell passage of time>buzzers control your timings for everythingSounds like fucking hell
18 Naked bantus bumming Welp Welper at Wam Wanch
>>85380377Have you not tried 69? Or are you Mormons?
>>85380358Mobile phones reduce productivity and cause distractions which lead to accidents. We have the company issued all in one overalls with no pockets in them. We couldn't even get away with having a Tamagotchi on us to play on breaks and lunchtime.>>85380383The day seems to go quickly, it's hard to tell without clocks. I'm pretty sure our breaks and lunches are shorter than 30 mins and 15 mins. No clocks in the canteen either, you finish your break when the buzzer goes off and the other lads and lasses are due on their break start to come into the canteen. The ones on the shorter shifts or who have a half day holiday get the shitter jobs for the day, like stacking pallets and cleaning down the racks and cleaning the equipment.
any superstitious lads in?if the postie came yesterday at 3:20pm, instead of the usual 11am-2pm (used to be 11am on the dot, now it's slowly drifted to as late as 2pm)does that mean i am, today, *due* earlier post? to balance it back out?
Without looking it up, could you confidently say which countries the following cities are located in?:>Strathclyde>Trieste>Budapest>Bern>Medellin>Cusco>Gaborone>Chiang Mai
>>85379923>>85379935This is the most tyrannical one. The government are putting out false information. Public photography is not a crime in the United Kingdom. This makes me want to go out now and film females. I'm fucking angry now.
>>85380479terrible at geography (i don't know where countries are on the map) so let's give this a go:>Scotland (or herp derp United Kingdom of...)>Spain>Hungary>Austria>Portugal>Peru>Mexico>Thailandhow did i do?
>Just got up 30 minutes ago>Hafta head out again in ~90ckin ell innitX
Disgusting nonce freak working in a warehouse because it's the only job he's able to get
Auditors film people without their permission all the time. Why aren't they being arrested and put before the courts? Some of them are literal sex offenders. The police in this country are a fucking joke.
>>85380500You got 4/8, good go if you say you're not great at geography.
Wtf I thought Lollers is high IQ? why is he working in a warehouse??
POSTIE NOW AT THE BLUE DOORI REPEAT:POSTIE IS AT THE BLUE DOOR
>>85380552You assume all warehouse roles require retards to fulfil them. How will the retards manage themselves?
18 Bengali Bulls lining up to bum Welp Welper
>>85380552doesn't he also do WFH computer stuff? or is that the same place?obvs your private business + personal life Lollers.just sucks if this is either 'the state of the job market' or (and i mean it's a possibility) to do with crimes.like idk we all know people who got drunk and decked a few people in a pub and were on remand for a bit. but then they just ... go back to normal lives. debts paid to society. how it should be.
I thought lollers worked from home on his laptop?
>>85380564Legs look thin af
Sad to think Britain is pretty much like this now in the non-posh cities.
>>85380586going to suggest it is actually nothing like this, lad.
>>85380600It is but with pakistani, afghan and eritrean men.
why the fuck would I work if we have all these immigrants now? fuck it. let them slave and rape women for all I care. this country has done FUCK ALL for a white man like me. no wonder the far right is on the rise.
>>85380616Youre not a white man though youre a stinky turkish incel
hmm. to be frank, i usually time the blue-door-to-mine at around 10-15 minutes.not right it's been 25. maybe they've shifted some rounds about, i'll get post in the afternoon again from a DIFFERENT postie.
>>85380627no mate i'm white and british. probably the most stereotypically british to be honest. no one is turkish here.
>>85380635Why don't you prove it then? Not difficult to take a picture of your own hand with a timestamp is it?
ROYAL MAIL VAN OUTSIDE
>>85380635Why don't you prove it then? Not difficult to post on a board with flags, is it?
>>85380648You've got to show us what's in your parcel mate I'm chomping at the bit to find out.
couldnt imagine still regularly doing drugs after 30, grim af
Helpers Hole getting stuffed by 18 ravenous cocks
>>85380644Because I don't actually have a smartphone or web camera. There are light skinned Turkish people you know.
>>85380656>chompingyou deserve NOTHINGanyway it was another red herring. possibly, they were arguing about delivering my 24 cans of pop. it didn't look like they even went in any of the flats, just parked and the two posties had a tiff then drove off.
>>85380664Only verifiable native ITT
>>85380664Got your gimmicks mixed up? Ruthmong doesn't have a passport.
>chomping at the titwhat does that even mean?
>>85380664this doesn't look like my passport so i assume it's forren/fake.
There truly is something ontologically wrong with w*stern w*men>zerohedge.com/political/why-are-white-liberal-women-identifying-child-murderer>zerohedge.com/political/massachusetts-legalizes-abortion-birth-liberals-cheerIsn't there
>>85380664Could be the first time mongs are seeing a passport, luckily they don't need one to migrate downstairs out of their boxrooms for dinner each night.
Work hard, maintain your credit score, get an expensive mortgage then you will get your british grim tiny home and garden one day. Wow. Can't believe he endures this little german grunt. She looks more like 35 than 25 and she has made herself look like hooker trash with all them tattoos.
>block out your details using paper + MS Paint>leave the watermark visible that encodes the same infozoomers, not even once.
>President Chudovic of Chudistan (Chairman of the Chud Party)
>>85380718She is pretty rough looking, even without the tats. Some men really do settle. Then again, she's German, so maybe she's into some weird shit in bed that he likes.
>>85380722BTK trusting the police that they couldn't track him using a floppy disk vibe.
Ship Shippy bumming Welp Welper at Ram Ranch
>>85380730The pussy economy is pretty bad these days. Men will settle fast. I think women know that there will always be options for them.
*holo-manifests into the film Hollow Man (2000)**buys Kevin Bacon a set of eye masks so he can sleep*there now. no need for all that rape and murder, was there?
I'm onto you James
Lollers, can't do this today mate. Pure raging at anything and everything. Something needs to be destroyed today.
>>85380798something very 'sus' about a passport issued in October 2022.is that when he came to the country? why didn't he have one already...?
Lollers is a pure wrong'un imo he has multiple convictions for violent crimes
Ship Shippingham visiting Welpers Bottom at Ram Ranch
>>85380800Checked. Drop me a message anytime. Take care of yourself, do what you feel you need to do and be as kind to yourself as you are to others.
I really hate how tattoos are so common nowadays. I really can't understand it.
also if you were trying to prove your Britishness via your passport, why not show THIS field...?
>>85380832Tattoos are a sign of low intelligence
>>85380795Haven't seen this in a while but I forget... was there an issue with him sleeping BECAUSE of being invisible? Great film.
>>85380832It's absolutely insane how people are allowed to do what they want with their bodies, isn't it.
>>85380840aye, his eyelids are transparent and it drives him a bit mad.
>>85380838She's in her university dorm though. She must have a bit of intelligence going for her.
>>85380853Might have to crack open the old Blu-ray tonight. Been meaning to rewatch Starship Troopers as well. Verhoeven rarely misses. Showgirls is a damn masterpiece.
>>85380849What if I tattoo my face then? Society disapproves of that.
>>85380832>I really hate how tattoos are so common nowadays. l really can't understand it.
The incel hate for tattoos is amusing. I've always liked tatted alt girls.
>>85380872I'm only incel because genetically I am not an attractive person. My attitude has no effect on the matter.
>>85380680where's his place of birth, then?all this 'proves' is that he has a weird-looking nu-passport, not even that he's a British citizen, was born here, or is of Anglo/Saxon/Celt/Pict/Cornish ethnicity.even the name is Abrahamic/Hebrew, rather than a proper English name. so it's not the flex he thinks it is.(not a racist myself, just viewing this from the point of view he's 'proving' it from.)
anyway the point is, there's always someone MORE British/English than you.in fact even by having a valid passport, it's probably an indicator you have left the country in the last ten years (needed to 'get away', did you?)racism is wrong. but racists aren't even good at being racist. you'd better be thankful i'm not on your side.
45 minutes on now XD
Where's the part where she mentions nepotism and her rich parents got her a cushy little 80k job in her twenties? Nah they don't even mention it. A woman like her wouldn't have it made if she was born into poverty. Of course she can just quit her career and make ice cream. She will always have other options to fall back on if it doesn't work out.
>>85380872nta but this is 4chan i saw a vagina this morning and it's not even 8am.
Fink i'll head outWon't iX
I quit my 200 grand job to microwave a Wustlers.
>>85380919it's nearly 1 o'clock mate
Shippywippy of Shippyhams
>>85380893James is a forren name? JFC!
I quit my network engineering job to work in a factory that doesn't have clocks in so you don't know what time it is. Here's how.
>>85380913Why you lying? You jealous? No evidence of nepotism
Not a fan of all these 'autistic' people on Reddit who have wives, good jobs, friends, and lots of money. Feel like I'm being psyoped and they even make fun of lower functioning lids.
>>85380948yep. even John I (of England) was descended from the Tudors, who can trace their lineage back to Edward I. so that's a lot of French/Provencal blood mixed in (Catherine of Valois, Eleanor of Provence, etc.)don't just say that because they 'took' the name, it 'becomes' English. that's exactly the argument the people that you/racists are against use. a trick as old as time itself.
sneaky wristwatch on the ankle. below the socks.that's how i'd get away with it (winkwink)
Can't believe how reliable this 20 year old hard drive is. 60 gigabytes is enough for GNU/Linux. A minimal install with a desktop environment is only like 4 gigabytes. Maybe a little less. Windows 11 probably takes up like 50 gigabytes.
>>85380919you when you looked in a mirror, hahaha you proper fanny!
>>85380958She's Asian. She has most definitely been brought up by her doctor/lawyer parents.
Ship Shippy Bum Bumming Welp Welper at Ram Ranch
>>85380988yeah the inflation drives me wild. okay, storage space is cheaper, bandwidth is cheaper, it was ever thus.but i get some app on my phone like>email/messaging/notes clientand it'll be 300 MB? there aren't even any mad images/videos, or sound files, or anything.what is actually in that binary that makes it so huge? to this day, you can fit Tiny Core Linux in under 20 megabytes. and that's with X + a window manager + a web browser.
>>85381000She had the option of being lazy and join her family bakery business however she went her own route>I studied Economics at the University of Reading before starting my career at Barclays, where I qualified as a chartered accountantinb4 she sucked off all the managers
>>85380978Give us an example of an acceptable name then
>>85381064Aethelred
what trivial bollocks have the dafties been arguing about this time?qrd on why some lad posted his passport, just got here
>>85381064Beautiful English names
>>85381034A lot of apps probably bundle all the libraries that would normally be shared across all apps? Sandboxing means bigger sizes. Also those apps can inflate in size with no possible way to delete caches on iOS (without uninstalling the whole app or seeing if there is an option to clear stale data in the app settings).
>>85380987>sneaky wristwatch on the ankle. below the socks.KEKd hard. Nice one.
Broadybridge Bum Bumming Welp Welper with Ship Shippy
Any lads ever gone to the leisure centre swimming pool on your own? Would you wear your underwear underneath?
I love using respectively when referring to the outcomes of two or more separate things e.g.>There are buses that leave at 2pm and 3pm, arriving at 2:30pm and 3:30pm, respectively.Makes me feel like a very sophisticated person.
>>85381146only nonces do
>>85381089That's very English but you'll be hard pressed to find anyone non-forren by that metric.>>85381100Jude? Elijah? Fuck me sideways, it's a Jewish sleeper agent.
>>85381162>Elijah? Fuck me sideways
>>85381153Maybe go to one further away from town? I am most worried about someone I know seeing me there.
>>85380670How do you not have s smartphone in the current year lad
>>85381112hmm. i know nerds argue in both directions about static vs dynamic linking with libraries, but even in Current Year it feels like not-bloating-sizes is a practical consideration.i mean it SHOULD just be good practice. and i'm sure e.g. Google can afford to host this all on their Play Store. but people do have limited mobile data, and it does take me 10+ minutes in Aurora Store to download and update the apps on my phone (i have about 20 actual user apps? mostly loyalty cards + bus apps and stuff, the things they FORCE you to use now.)there was a nice golden age before India got increased internet access (and it's not what you think). some apps had 'lite' versions for the Indian market. and oh hey look it's an email app that's 20 MB and just lets you read emails! wow.ideally it'd work this way on desktop too, but GNU guys seem intent on doing the exact opposite (just look at Emacs). we are literally just waiting for Stallman to die, at this point.
imagine wanting a s smartphone in current year
>>85381182Too expensive. Don't want some cheapo one with no reliable updates. There's not much point me having one anyway. I don't work, I don't know anyone really, I am at home most of the time. I can still use a laptop for the internet.
New blinds installed, hacksawed off the end a bit and trimmed the blinds to fit with scissors, thankfully i didnt have to drill just used the old brackets, had to jury-rig a center support though (pvc frame) with a shoelace and a screw in eyehook as the position of the blind is too far away from the frame for the supplied bracket to reach.7/10 fun, would do again.
>>85381034I installed ubuntu on a thinkpad once and bricked it somehow. I am not a smart man
>>85381162>That's very English but you'll be hard pressed to find anyone non-forren by that metric.just the state of Britain, lad. and it's why racism doesn't make sense.say you created some 'England For The English!' nationalist group. some bloke called King Charles shows up, and a fella named Tommy Robinson. why, they're English, aren't they? of course they are!now say it's the EXACT SAME HUMANS, except they go by Ahmed Yaxley-Lennon and Sheikh Sachsen-Coburg-Saalfeld. they turn up, otherwise identical. would you let them in? are they 'English enough'? still the same people, after all...?what we really need is Northern independence.
>>85381199Imagine having your downloaded files synced to google photos in the background. I hate how all this shit is on by default.
>>85381221the only real native name still in use is alfred
>>85381218Probably was on its way out if you couldn't get back to booting from a usb flash drive.
maybe the issue is, taking things out on myself isn't enough. maybe I need to find some cunt to fuck up.
kek using tommeh rubenstein in his example
>>85381224this is so insane to me. it's not even that i do anything weird, i've never taken a nude photo in my life, but people do.it'd just be an insane thing to tell people a few decades ago:>hey man, you want all your pictures uploaded to Photobucket? i don't mean, 'when you choose to upload them', i mean they all just get uploaded automatically after you've taken/saved them.it's the sort of thing there'd be court cases over.
>>85381251i'm probably older than you, but there was a period where people like John Tyndall and Nick Griffin WERE British/English nationalists.bit of Irish in them? welllll...we'll just overlook that :)
>>85381280>Nick Griffinhe was our last hope, it all just Israeli shills now
Welpers Helpless Hole
He doesn't use Appimages that bundle all necessary dependencies, eliminating compatibility issues and allowing multiple versions of an application to coexist.
>>85381287Kek he did interviews saying we (Israel) will fund your party but you cannot talk about Zionism or the banking system. It was Jewish funded from the very start, always has been.
There's a boatwog in my town that needs dealing with.I think that could be the start of "working through my issues".
>>85381309>he did interviews saying we (Israel) will fund your party but you cannot talk about Zionism or the banking system.source?
A lefty afghan woman on that channel 5 show now telling matt alwight he should get a rape booklet, not just asylum seekers. Mad.
>>85381356>a rape bookletwhut?
Cheese toasties with extra cheese
Lol, looks like my passport photo upset someone :P
>>85381364>Cheese toasties with extra cheeselush
>>85381362Immigrants now need to be told it's against the law to rape women.https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16064841/The-rape-guide-Insane-new-government-booklet-teaches-asylum-seekers-avoid-committing-sex-crimes-British-women.html
>>85381299>allowing multiple versions of an application to coexist.there's this insane trend now of programs that 'expire'. i used WhatsApp on Windows since it had a native app, yeah, decent.but every so often it goes 'this version will expire in 7 days, update now' like you can't just use old versions of the software. one day they changed it entirely to use Electron (?) or whatever it's called, so now it's a sluggish web browser inside a window.don't get me wrong: i WAS (once) a all-must-be-bleeding-edge Arch Linux kinda guy. but what if you just want to keep using an older version? or they even make LTR software that's stable by default? why is software on your computer now 'a live service'...?
>>85381380>In EnglishAs if they can fucking read or speak English, lmao.
It must be cool being so clever endless free entertainment every day of your own insights and witticisms
Cheese toastie with tomato puree
The government is saying to immigrants to go have sex with 16 year olds. So now they will be even more confident in approaching teenage girls outside of secondary schools. Well done loons.
>>85381329https://youtu.be/OkdRvSkl_IM?is=ZNXSfkgEHSae8ASE
>>85381397yes but risk insisting upon yourself
my PC is getting on a bit but i keep having weird issues with GIMP. mostly that it's slow af opening files, or it'll take actual minutes to resize a file, or something.i remember when the big cool tip was to use Photoshop 7. you could pirate it but i think Adobe also made it free by mistake.and in the CS3 days it was amazing. just this 'minimalist' version of Photoshop that was lightnan fast. still ran natively on Windows, still had all the tools you needed, we all still used TIFFs/JPEGs/PNGs so what did it matter?mogged tf out of Paint.NET and GIMP for years to come. probably still does.
Legally you can have a 16 year old girlfriend in England. There is nothing you can do about a man in his 40s with a girlfriend that young.
>>85381419I don't think it would ever occur to him
just realised these workpeople (one man one lady) came round a couple of hours ago, dropped off a fridge, fair enough.but now they're gone, and they've left the fridge outside. like oh fair enough i guess whoever's flat it is, they'll pick it up and take it in.friends it is AGAINST THEIR BLOCK DOOR THAT OPENS OUTWARDS. like right where the handle is, so presumably nobody inside (any of the tenants?) can get out. there's a fridge blocking them in.do i do something? maybe i'm misunderstanding.
>>85381434I just use Shotwell to quickly crop and resize an image.
Ship Shippy bumming Welp Welpers helpless hole
>>85381416your source proved my point
>>85381440>There is nothing you can do about a man in his 40s with a girlfriend that young.right. but if the dad DID do something, it'd be a Jeffrey Doucet style situation. the dad would never see the inside of a cell.
God this show is shit. Might have to call in someday.
>>85381494This wouldn't happen if she was raised by a single mum.
>>85381509i don't know. i could have a 16-year-old daughter, for all i know.if we reconnected over, let's say, 6 months, and then i found this out, of course i'd do the obvious thing. any dad would.
>>85381385Aye, more and more programs are becoming web apps using wrappers. I get what you mean, the app/program expires, so the devs can wrap the 'new version'. It's money for old rope. And some newer versions are buggy and fuckey. I have several appimages that are old but free of bugs and still work as intended. LosslessCut only 199MBFreeTube 113MB. This is updated practically every week to circumvent adverts on YouTube. Imaging installing and uninstalling an app/program every week. Download the appimage and run it, create desktop shortcuts if you want.
>>85381502i hate that snarky little shit
>>85381518What if we've already had lots of sex but agree to end the relationship?
we're so americanised we don't call gays lifters or poofters anymore, its all just fag nowit sad
Wip Wippy Shippy
>>85381525Channel 5 loves taking on "had their day" twat presenters.
>>85381522>FreeTube 113MB. This is updated practically every week to circumvent adverts on YouTube. Imaging installing and uninstalling an app/program every week. bloomin eck.this reminds me: i was just about to ask what the hell is going on with yt-dlp. it used to get new releases every few days.program was sitting there a month old, i was starting to get worried. new release 13 hours ago though, corrr.>dat --update optioni wish more programs had this tbqh. yeah, yeah, Windows doesn't have a package manager, you have to go to a WEBSITE and DOWNLOAD A PROGRAM (oh no.)but imagine if they all just did this, as standard. grabbed the new binaries/whatever else (and maybe confirmed the hashes or something). same way every program has a -v/--version option, or summat.
>tfw you will never get the opportunity to empty your piss bottle on matt allwright
think i might actually go check on this.there are like 15-20 flats. what if someone wants to leave? maybe those guys did it on purpose, someone owes drug money or somethingbrb
>>85381581i remember that episode, he said it tasted salty lmao
>>85381622Used to watch the old Watchdogs presented by Anne Robinson.
Wonder if Will has had sex with other girls when she was at university. It is well known lads want variety in their early 20s.
okay it was an illusion and you can open the door.only barely, mind. bloody hell.
24 year old white british girl dating a muslim boy. Wow she must be really insecure around white lads. Can't she see he only likes her because she looks younger. Creep.
fridge mystery has led to a wider mystery.thought while i was out, i'd check the next door block's entrance (not a crime), and THEIR door is locked. it doesn't even have a lock on the outside. i don't know how they're even meant to get in? unless they have a back entrance.but that means those tenants can't get post, at all (similar situation here 3-4 years ago and it was a total nightmare.)so maybe that's why the van posties were fuming earlier. seething about how they couldn't get in, when they had stuff to deliver. and MAYBE, just maybe, they decided that if THAT door was locked again, so was ours...? and that's why i haven't gotten my post.
>>85381576I'll be honest with you, mate. I gave up on yt-dlp as a standalone due to the infrequency of its updates and I have a wrapped take on yt-dlp called Parabolic. https://nickvision.org/parabolic.html
>>85381721>thought while i was out, i'd check the next door block's entrance (not a crime),something really weird about this sentence
>>85381731oh my daisy days.but it's a yt-dlp frontend so it's just yt-dlp under the hood, right? like i'm guessing that's how most FREE YouTube Downloader websites work.problem is eff all to do with usability, and with with the wank Google keeps pushing. like age-restricted videos REQUIRE an account, and their only workaround is you actually sign up and then pass your browser cookies to yt-dlp?!at what point do we just move on from YouTube? i know it's the 'only' site for video, but that's exactly why we should learn from this.
>>85381739just needed to clarify. i think it might be trespass in Scotland, but it's fine in England.
Broadbridge Bum Bumming Welper
GTA6 leak barely looks better than GTA5 hope its an old build
Can't even use Reddit any more. Well that sucks. I was hoping to find some migrant rape articles. The Internet is fucking shit now.
>>85381774>shilling your crypto>on your leak of someone's else's video from a dev sever or somethingreally rustles my jimmies, this.it's like those CAM rips of films that advertise Indian (as in, India) casinos. i remember very occasionally some group would put>A HD-Films Release!in the corner for one second. and everyone wrote those guys off as like pricks for watermarking a film.so yeah fuck whoever 'cyberleek' is, hope he gets arrested for this.
>>85381789just make a throwaway you don't even need a real email address for it
ohhh i guess that's meant to say 'leek' at the end so he recorded the video.still weird. like Twitch streamers who record Nintendo games, then get upset Nintendo won't let them make money off it. ...yeah? just host it for free, then? Twitch aren't even charging you.
>>85381800>someone else's videoanon i...https://xcancel.com/search?q=%22LEEK%22&src=trend_click&vertical=trends
>>85381805Yeah I may have to unless that requires "verification" like sending a text message. I can't use a phone number and I certainly don't want to sign in with Google. When you're logged in, it knows all the articles you've read and changes the front page.
>>85381789again these have dwindled and Reddit will block it eventually but:https://github.com/libreddit/libreddit-instances/blob/master/instances.mdjust Reddit, parsed and served as a simple basic HTML frontend with no weird bullshit.there's one of these for Wikia/Fandom, Instagram, TikTok, a whole bunch. here's a browser extension to redirect automatically:https://libredirect.manerakai.com/(also has a list of them, try some, you'll get the idea.)
>>85381812aye fair, that's on me.still think it's shitty to monetise this in any capacity. and word it like you're 'supporting' the guy.just leak the video, dude. you'll get credit.
>>85381502Hate this cunt. Did he replace Jeremy Vine?
>>85381831I really want to avoid any more browser extensions where possible. Thanks though I'm sure some anon may be willing to use them.
shippy went to a toby carvery and eat all the cauliflower cheese, it made a small child cry
>>85381841yeah think so. one cunt replaces another. They just like making rage bait debates on these shows. Like the woman on earlier was an illegal immigrant, spoke perfect english and said all men should be given these rape leaflets. I think they must pay actors to come on these shows.
Why didn't they call it The Wright Stuff 2?>Wright>AllWright
Broadbridge and Shippy Wippy piping Welpers Bottom
>>8538188860kg of heroin.
Just finished my 90 min nap x
HHL must be gutted about his ban
>>85381847aye fair. but the actual frontends are just websites (that anyone can host, so there are different 'instances').although my bad i meant redlib, not libreddit:https://github.com/redlib-org/redlib-instances/blob/main/instances.mde.g. looky here, lad:https://redlib.catsarch.com/i don't know all the different places or where you'd find your migrant rape threads, but e.g. here's the uknews board:https://redlib.catsarch.com/r/uknewsthe internet really is becoming unusable. those infinite scroll sites like TikTok and Pinterest, i've given them a try 'as-intended' and they tax my CPU more than a high-end game. dafuq.
Trisha. Now that was a talk show from my childhood. Used to originally be on ITV I think.
Trisha really has fallen hard these days. When I first saw her on GMB, I was like "who the fuck is that bitch?"
>>85381916Kek, just checked and you're not bullshitting. You can even see where he's been posting off trip lmao. Must've got really pissed the mongoloid! Good riddance... until he's inevitably back.
And as for Madeley, he looks dodgy as fuck. Even wrote a book about an exploited girl online. Stole from a supermarket. Very odd fella. This Morning was quite a fun and lively show back in 90s. Is proper shite now...surprised it is still going. Must be a lot of single mums and pensioners out there loyal to it.
>>85381954Alright simmer down gimp
>>85381945A lot of older black women have ugly hair like this.
>>85381975Trafalgar Square. 15 minutes.
>>85381975Nah I'm having a good laugh at his expense
not nice laughing at others' misfortune.
whippy shippy curling out a mr whippy
Smoked polish pork belly, spicy salami, vintage cheddar on my picky bit plate today.
>>85381851Kek, just checked and you're not bullshitting. You can even see all of the empty plates on his table lmao. Must've got really pissed the mongoloid child! Good riddance... until he's inevitably back with his family for his next carvery. Hopefully our Shippy will be there too!!!!
>>85381996Going on like a right poofter >Must've got really pissed the mongoloid! Exclamation mark mong lolAnd you're supposed to be better than Sean? Bender
>>85381989Yeah horrible look but she had cancer. I guess it just never grows back well after all that chemo.
Do hohoho! Prithee I do chortle at yon archived posts! Take my updoots!
>>85382015Why are you getting so upset over something that doesn't involve you? I'll never undertstand. Right, back to laughing at little lads ban! haha
>>85382039Just pointing out you're a faggot
>>85382044Ok upset little mong, hope little lads enjoying his time out :D
Imagine having a baby with a legally consenting girl. I don't know why but I feel that was the way things were meant to be in God's eyes. All these older couples failing at IVF and having downs babies is quite grim. All men want young women.
Mr Whippy of Mr Shippy
Too many helicopters overhead today for my liking it's been non-stop for hours now.
>>85382048I doubt he cares desu, definitely not as much as you do
>>85382004Sounds nice that does lid x
>>85382061Ok well I hope he is enjoying it, I will, cya lid ;)
When women abort female babies because "It's my body it's my choice" what happens to the other female doesn't the younger female have the same "It's my body it's my choice" not to be aborted?Women are psychos and kill babies.
Hard to imagine the future of this thread. Eventually go from 5 lads to like 2 lads having a 1 on 1 conversation which is quite gay. Or just spam mong talking to himself.
cor let's see how this Colin Creevey thread does x
If I won the Euromillions, I reckon all of sudden these cute youtube nobody girls would want to date me.
My Uber driver looked just like SSM. He even had a mild stutter too
Shippy Wippy letting rip a Stagg Chilli Classic Chilli Con Carne style turd on Welpers chest
>>85382111wouldn't surprise me if ssm had a part time job on the side
Why is the bbc so obsessed with teenagers? Wow you passed your gcses. Big fucking deal. The bare fucking minimum in getting a shit job.
>>85382111Hope the DWP don't find out
The bennies office kept making appointments for me to go in but I can't leave the house. I gave up and now they will delete my govuk account. I will sign up again and keep making applications I guess.
>>85382128A lot of these kids didn't just pass. They got excellent results. It's a gateway to a future you'll never experience
>>85382159If you're a shut in, apply for pip.
>he's still using arial
>>85382163Not all of them will make it. Only so many people can get cushy lives. The rest will be slaves in retail and care work. Some may even get cancer/long term illness and have to give up their dreams.
>>85382078There is no "younger female." A fetus is a part of a woman's body.
>>85382176I think they will be fine. There's literally millions of people living cushy lives in the UK. You're talking to one now.
>>85382171I didn't see a way to apply for that. I just used the universal credit site. Anyway sadly I think this will all end badly for them in the end when I'm suicidal daily and having to go to hospital all the time. A lot of money will be wasted on me then.
>>85382179Living a cushy life and posting here with neets and incels. Wow that's sure showed me.
Ruthmong did you pass your gcses?
>>85382185Just killing time in my big, comfy home office before my 4pm zoom call lad. Haven't done a bit of work today to be honest. Getting paid plenty of cash. Was out last night with my girlfriend. Got some great plans for the weekends with friends. Life is good. You?
friendly reminder that even if you earn substantially less than minium wage from it self employment is the only valid form of working
>>85382197are you excited to start year 8 in september?
Getting dizzy with Mr Ship Shippy
>>85382196I took my gcses but I just never bothered to collect them due to anxiety. They sent a letter saying the results would be discarded after a few weeks. That was the end of that. gcses are useless now at my age.
Dear Nick FuentesYou claim to be white yet the average white person can't spell or pronounce your surname without looking it up.Curious.
In the old days you could press 'U' to update a thread. Now it's 'R'. Frustrating.
>>85382279Not hard for me or anyone with a rudimentary grasp of European languages lad dare I ask your GCSE results?
>>85382163so in other words, they'll go on to spend 9k/year on an undergraduate degree (plus maintenance loans), an that's now 'the baseline', so they'll spend another two years on a Master's, possibly go even further?...as opposed to the kids who 'failed' and got jobs at 16. learned a trade and had a house by 25 (while these brainboxes were still in school, thinking about maybe starting a family when they're all grown-up).
>>85382295all A*s apart from spanish which was a U
Fink i've returnedVerilyX
Also a lot of white people would struggle with Ogilvie, Cockburn, and many Irish names like Siobhan. Not sure it's a strong argument you've presented here.
>>85382301Big resentful underachiever vibes from this post. And literally who cares about student loans. You don't pay it back until you're earning enough. It's a non issue.
>>85382313bogtrotters aren't white
>i am not one of the lads who got a trade. but i have HEARD it happens and i will throw my lot in with these hypothetical deanos because i subconsciously view them as on the same level of failure as me
Helpers Holes getting arse bummed by bames
>>85382321nah lad i got As and Bs, went on to do A-levels. biggest mistake of my life. i wish i'd just failed my GCSEs.it's like a bipartite system where the 'underachievers' do better in actual, practical terms. >my kitchen has an island! i have a Master's in Engineering! we just got a big new contract for a bridge, actually :)>k mate. you're 30, how many kids are you putting through school?
>tradie leaving school at 16:>0 quid in debt.>money in savings.>house, wife, kids by mid-20s.>smart cleverclogs 'achiever' at 25:>75,000 quid in debt.>(it's not 'real debt' tho :), pays for itself :))>fallen behind in every human metric besides qualifications.
I am a dole scrounger approaching 40 but I reckon these thicko deanos are STICKING IT to them ambitious young kids doing A star maths. How dare they aspire to a level of intelligence open only to me. Ha ha don't they know if they were a joiner they'd have 3 houses a lambo by their 20th birthday LOOL little idiots trying to do something with their life LOL deano won (and me that means I also won)
>me: better>you: worsei win
>>85382346you okay there lid
>>85382343Ah suddenly the anti-natalist sees having kids as the highest achievement. Lad if you weren't bothered you wouldn't be seething at made up little strawmen doing their GCSEs.
And making up little deano strawmen with perfect lives to fight against your university student dollies. Lmao. The absolute tragic state of it.
Helpers Hole getting gallons of spunk deposited inside
What a good lad, one of the best!
>>85382356>anti-natalistlol wut.people can and should have kids if they're not tens of thousands of pounds in debt. just don't shoot out sprogs like a foetal gatling gun.
>>85382376>people can and shouldSays who? Who tf are you to tell people whether to go to uni or do GCSEs or do a trade or nah they're thick bastards for doing GCSEs or how many kids they should have? Based on what qualifications? You've got a lot of opinions on how other people live lad.
you know what i don't get?
>>85382390clean water should come out of people's taps.i can say that, can't i? i can declaratively state that's how it ought to be...?
>>85382392>you know what i don't get?Pussy?
>>85382404keeek bodied him
>>85382332>nah lad i got As and BsAnd did absolutely naff all with it. Hence the resentment 20 years later.
Shippy sparking out Helpers Hole
>bodied himChrist, there's some childish mongs about today.
don't want to say what i don't get, now.
>crying over words on a screen
>>85382417i did a computer science degree.you don't even need computers now. we have computers for that.
dread the day when my pc dies and i have to get the new one just how i like it and sign in to everything again
Helpers Holes getting roughed up
i hope you young'uns understand university is an industry. not that 'it prepares you for industry'. you are the product.'i went to university' is like signing 'i signed up for YouTube Premium'.
>>85382177>Female babies are not real!>I am very smart!
screamed at my doctor today that his MBBS isn't valid because university is an industry
>>85382442"Did", meaning dropped out, didn't graduate. Subsequently did nothing with your life. Now seething at children for trying what you failed. >>85382487That's crazy man. You saying like, a university is... a business too? Wow can tell you've gotten around. Ha ha. Yeah nobody understood this and said this when they were 18 already. Good thing the kids have a griselled old veteran like you, with your storied history of erm... *checks notes* signing on?
>>85382500Proper deep woke that. The young'uns would never understand.
>you don't get it. if you're not paying for the product, you ARE the product!>o-ok..>do you like my chemical romance? They were popular when i was your age lol :)>i need to go..
>>85382503>You saying like, a university is... a business too?yes, congratulations on recognising i'm old enough to have noticed the shift. they would not offer you these ''''opportunities'''' and ''''accomplishments'''' at a loss.honestly, if i met the guy responsible (probs looks like picrel) and he revealed>it was me, i was the bloke who engineered the whole dependency-on-university project...we just had another 120,000 kids apply last year alone!then i'd slap him a high five for being such a brilliant bastard.it's the same with the whole transgender phenomenon. actual trans people? whatever, best of luck to them.the trans industry, that's giving teenagers/young adults a problem, then selling them the solution? fucking genius man. it's like Tinder or Crunchyroll, 'i wish i'd thought of it first.'
>>85382526Wow you are obviously very clever far more clever than most. Weird that you never finished your degree? Must have been like too smart even for the lecturers you were bored?
>>85382526>>85382540https://youtu.be/u3papaX85MAboth of you need some good frequencies to calm this negative aura
Honestly in awe at how smart you are. That's you just skewered the university-business complex, Tinder, GCSEs and trannies. What can anyone say but bravo?
new thursday evening thread>>85382557>>85382557
I love you MR Shippy
I never finished my degree, now let me tell you why having a degree and the lifestyle it affords is a BAD waste of TIME. I have 20 years experience of signing the dole so listen up.
Wanted a brannigans beef and mustard edish desu or failing that a shippy edish:(
I failed my degree now let me tell you why you should avoid university and sign on the dole
>>85382540i made a calculator that was like, eight (?) half (?) adders in sequenceso you plugged in the wires a certain way, you could add numbers up to 4 bits, represented on the LEDs at the endi think it stopped working at the highest number because of the carry, or somethinghonestly i can't remember. but the point is, this wasn't some 'in a computer' computer. this was all wires on a breadboard. until i wanted to use it for something else and i lost the photo of how i set it up (taken on a digital camera not a smartphone) and then i felt sad.ask a zoomer to do ANY OF THIS and they'd just ask ChatGPT.so i'd say maybe average intelligence (as professionally assessed by Lanchester Road Hospital, Durham).
>>85382608Ahh ego wounded is it. Ouch.
Wait? Little mongs been banned again? What a fucking life loooooooooooooooooool
woof! it be raining
>>85382277What a load of shit lmao
Me? I like shitposting so you don't speak for me :D
Broadbridgington
did someone make the thread really early?or did 'someone' get banned?
>>85383270New thread made at 466.
Ships in a shire
It'd be a shame, wouldn't it?
Chicken dinners on a ffffriday
