Bridge edishprev edish >>85396385
Me? Still standing oh oh aye, as it shoulds be xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s
chery ripe pusy xx mmm
Sturdy bridge that is
Fuck the footlights mafia
pretty sick of having young kids now, I want them to get on with growing upvery jealous of animals whose young start walking the day they're bornjust get on with it
>>85399523pretty much yeah, you see it on like celebrity pointless and stuff, celebrities are just so obnoxiousfunny enough you get the odd yank on regular pointless they act like the celebrities do
>Anon what is your specialist subject?
Lager
>>85399560feeling better about myself by constructing frameworks that me superior to people i've decided to despise
>>85399575Prefer Ale myself
>>85399510As it should be oh aye
>>85399560/britfeel/ 2017 to 2021
Moningtonshire
>>85399592>Why did HelperLad go AWOL?
Anyone seen The New World (2005)?
>>85399614I've seen Ruth's arse.
>>85399592how come that long kept going on about having the 'chat logs' yet he never posted them?
Shipingtonshires
>>85399558I judge them based on what charities they're playing for. If they pick some stupid middle class bullshit I root for them to lose and then don't watch them in anything else they do.
>>85399607Outed as a Sikh rentoid is the most recent one
Dizzy with old Shippy
Hope ur alri lid
Maybe she should get a lorry driving job or become a plumber. I don't understand why roses like her would endure retail.
>>85399636It's a bloke, end of story
Into young girls, are you?
>>85399549I wanted kids but lately ive been feeling the opposite, just feel like whats the point when objectively life is mostly doing stuff you dont want to do, unless I was a millionaire and could give them the best life but middle class is meh. There are some good aspects of life but there is a lot of poo.
>>85399636She should plumb my ARSE
>>85399560british roses and the taste of their assholes
Imagine you're a woman, and you find out someone is posting about you, accompanied with pictures of you on a dodgy site like 4chan. You would be mortified, no?
Wait you didn't waste ANOTHER summer, did you?
Gurby is a good lad
>>85399697happened to ruth, some kind hearted true of soul britfeel lad told her in the comments section of one of her videos. she quit soon after
>>85399693MODS MODS MODSALERT
is this lad obsessed with this girl the same lad that was obsessed with sophie turner?
hang on, what's the issue there?or did he delete his own post in a panic?
>>85399697No because if I were a woman I wouldn't be posting hundreds of photos and tiktoks online every month. I do not care about females feelings. They wouldn't care about me if I were bleeding out on the street. They are adults just like me.
mods got him eeeeeek
couldn't finish the larp because of the 30 minute delete timer kek>85399636
I'm still standing after all this time x
Shipptingtonshires cummies
>>85399560Identifying the authenticity of retro video games from years 1985-2001. It takes me less than a few seconds to spot a fake and I go around on Reddit authenticating games for people in my spare time.
>>85399797Haha. What makes people act like this?
>>85399803Alri' Blad? Think Royal Mail has lost me package again. Monday will be the decider.
>>85399644Young women mate. I think all men are.
>>853996974chan is the last place where I can still post without registering an account. Which requires an email which requires a phone number which you can't get without ID such as a countersigned passport. It's not my fault everything is so enshittified now.
>>85399797What an absolute mong
You know I was warming up to turkmong a little bit before. Shame he's just been put in the naughty corner for 30 days
>>85399560Shaun of the dead maybe. I've seen that film more than any other
>>85399719That's what you want to believe. Really she quit because drinking alcohol, partying and travelling to other countries are much better things to be doing.
>>85399837>Who is Shaun and Ed's flat mate?
his name is auditormong
Shippeh
>>85399822Oh mate what was it? If it's been lost you can contact the retailer for a refund or open a dispute with PayPal if they get pissy with you. Sometimes it can be late but quite rare that happens. Things going missing has happened to me a few times, I'd rather have the item than the refund.
>>85399855peter serafinowicz
Me? Monging out on RS3 all night with the guys from /rsg/
What is with the mong liking these spamhead mid girls?
>2010 episode of The Inbetweeners>Tara says she'd die without SpotifyI mean, I KNEW Spotify was that old. I remember signing up for the phased release and listening to Eminem's Relapse (2009) when it came out. Just mad to think streaming music has been normal for that long.
Cannot stop thinking about the Lego frog
>>85399869You looked that up
you lads really need to get on prostate mssagers, such a good bit of kit
>>85399888I remember Spotify being exclusive to PS3 back in the day. It stopped working in 2023. Can't stand using it now because the ads are so long.
>>85399856Audit mong was briefly in the last thread. I think he has grown tired of audit videos.
>>85399869>>85399869i knew that one, but is his character just called 'Pete'?>Pete? Peeete...?bit lazy, innit?
>>85399913Used to listen to music on the Last.fm app on 360 back in the day.
>>85399650I'd recommend one kid to anyone, that's still pretty easy. if you stay together you basically get every other day off.Middle class parents can still just able send one kid to a private school too if they want.
How many kids makes you a nonce?
>>85399933Yeah its Pete. He looked it up the actors name
My dad was unironically involved with the Humber bridge engineering
>>85399937I don't recall that being on Xbox 360. I stopped using Last.fm when all the passwords got leaked (stored with a weak hash). There were some gimmick things like MSN Messenger on there in the early days but it only worked with adult accounts.
>>85399560Sunderland nonces, wrong uns, spackers, and tedious drunken cunts
>>85399962Yeah it was basically just a radio app. You couldn't play a specific song just genre stations.
Doing Wordle for tomorrow and Monday
sikhs sparking sean
I wish I could have sex with a girl. Just depressing and exhausting thinking how difficult the whole process is.
bending techmoan over a record playing and making him tech moan when i gape his batty
>tfw no copy of the japanese version of tasmania story for the gameboylife is beastly and i cannot continue
>>85399999This is how I felt about not owning the Shohei Imamura box set Eureka put out years ago but now Radiance are putting out a set with the same films (in 4K no less). Life finds a way.
>>85399999Check the digits on that corrrrrr
>>8539999936 years ago they made video games out of anything.
On the Hobbygobby ruby beer now
>>85399881Alri runelid
Remember how they used to churn out games based on films constantly?
Wonder if Tilde's sister still eats like this
>>85399855PeteThe other lad googling the actors name is making me look bad
>>85400008any new purchases de lad?
>>85400066I like hobgoblin because of the picture of the goblin on the bottle
>>85399898>>85400084why do you think i looked it up, its a just a weird fact i can remember for some reason
>>85400105Fair enough. Just a hard surname to spell init
>>85399893the brown one thoe
>>85400093Quite a few, yes. Recently acquired Casino and Kingdom of Heaven on 4K. Have a lot coming from America as well.>andrei rublev>a bunch of jacques rivette films (kino french director)>a bunch of John Cassavettes films (some lid here recommended his films)Also got Wong Kar Wai films coming but they're taking ages to dispatch (Fallen Angels, Days of Being Wild, 2046, As Tears Go By). Already have Chunking Express and In the Mood for Love by Criterion, the rest are from a South Korean label (English friendly).
>>85400066>>85400101beer review lad reckons they've ruined ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V69wy5A2uIU
Imo sweets peaked at the irn bru bar. HUsed to love them as a kid but can't find them anymore
>>85400130these were fucking brilliant, totally agree with you
What other boards do you lads frequent? My main haunts are /ck/ and /tv/
>>85400152only come to britfeel honestly
>>85400152/sp/ mostlyused to post on /vg/ non stop when I was into hearthstone and DBD
>>85400122casino (assuming the scorsese film) is kino, dare say its better than goodfellas. i've ordered that sammo triple threat pack. going to get the better tomorrow trilogy and maybe the wicked priest collection
>>85400187>Better than goodfellasMight have to rewatch casino then. Only seen it once but seen Goodfellas tons
>>85400130coor forgot about them proper kino those>>85400152i have a look on fa and mu now and again but mainly post here
Tell you what's an underrated mobster film. A Bronx Tale
>>85400152Shippy posts on /tv/ now>>>/tv/222595606
>>85400187I have Wicked Priest and A Better Tomorrow pre-ordered. The Sammo Triple Threat is good. You seen the new Sammo preorders from 88 Films?
what did jez mean by 'the bad thing'
Will was such a faggot for not letting Kerry suck him off.
What was happening in super hans's flat on new years eve that was even too much for him
Ship Shippingham Shippy
>>85400233You don't wanna know mate. Men with ven get up to all sorts.
>>85400207Based shipster
>>85400217office tuba and the owl vs bumbo? seen them both in crappy online stream quality. owl vs bumbo is a bit all over but enjoyable and officer tuba is pretty good although its more of a comedy will be getting both tho
told some lad im from taiwan and he was raging at me saying its not a real country, its just china and stuff kek what a weird little lad
>>85400256Taiwan number 1
Just hit 300 hours in Factorio. Bought the game in May. The factory must grow.
>>85400066>>85400124cba to watch the review, the cans were always shite, BUT it was always a good safe 'comfy' beer.drank it after years during relapse #2 or #3 and yeah they've utterly fucked it. the way these lads all love to copy each other, you think there'd be a 'Kobold's Brew' by a rival brewery by now.just use the same malts and hops at the same gravity, i'm sure it isn't magic.
god the humidity is fucking grim, this summer has been the worst ive ever experienced. Its depressing.
>>85400254What about Chinese Ghost Story? Can't wait tbqh. Been such a good year for HK lids. Also the Eureka Halloween set, Ghouls Gone Wild or whatever.
Seans arse getting sparked
what on earth was lad playing at saying he's 17?
>>85400387i reckon he was trying to get a ban on purpose
>>85400287i've never seen them but i've heard they're meant to be good so might check them out. has been a kino year de lad radiance are steeping ot up the arrow 4ks are good and there's the toy robot label launching
Went on my walk and decided I'd try and use one of those e-scooters they've put around town. It was fucking terrifying. Almost fell off the thing getting it started, goes ridiculously fast very quickly. Car behind me was beeped me and startled me so much I almost fell off again. Took me ages to park it and it charged me like 4 quid while I was trying to park. A failed experiment, never doing that again.Sticking to just walking.
>>85400427Howling at this desu lad sry
>>85400273I really don't care mate. I'm happy drinking my HobbyGobby.
me? getting gobby is my hobby
Shippy injecting helpers helpless hole with a lethal dosage of cummies
why is britfeel so slow this evening? i refuse to believe people are out drinking or whatever>>85400427made me laugh
>>85400570Nobody who regulars here has a social life, maybe they've died?
>>85400438honestly glad for you mate. "i liked <thing> then they changed <thing>" comes for us all.there was the business stuff with it being Wychwood Brewery bought up by Marston's plc, but they said the beers would remain the same, didn't they, lads? some daft changes like the 'beers of character' all became 'Hobgoblin Gold' and 'Hobgoblin IPA' but who cares.at the end of the day, my stupid fairytale beer bottles reduced in strength and the flavour is like if you had a cheap supermarket own-brand version of the original drink, which was already perfectly cheap to begin with.i swear to god if they bring out 'Hobgoblin Classic' in the old bottles and original formula for 4 quid a bottle, i will do absolutely nothing.
>>85400414Oh aye, got Roaring Fire and Ninja Wars pre-ordered from Toy Robot. Over the moon at the Imamura set coming from Radiance. You into your Japanese stuff as well as Hong Kong? The Oshima set they out out last year was amazing. Visitor Q and Gozu coming too.
cracks me up that both 'lads' and 'nerds' love The Inbetweeners, neither realising it was about them.subnormals win again x
>>85400687Not a fan of the modern backlash against Inbetweeners. Honestly it was pretty accurate to the sixth form experience in a shitty school.
>>85400701who even went to sixth form? I don't think we had that in my shitty school. You just got to the end, and they booted you out.
>>85399831You can get a phone without ID - stop making these barriers for yourself.
>>85400701nah just yanking ur chain m8 it was class.but i think they overly wrote IN how the characters were both sympathetic and pathetic (literary sense), while the girls were almost always right and in power in any situation.now men in their 30s do go>haha i was like that! i was such a Will! anyway, now i own an IT company, with my wife and three kids...clue's in the title, really. but imagine a series about sub-ordinary lads at secondary school, played both pathetically and sympathetically. like they're not automatically 'the creepy icky bad guys' but actual people too.wonder if we'll get there some day.
>>85400720What sort of fucked up school did you go to? Maybe you were just too stupid? Plenty of low IQ mongs dropped out and midwit mongs like myself went to sixth form.
At the waped watty wub
>>85400745you can't get a SIM card though
>>85400800Literally walk into a shop and buy one at the checkout.Order one from e.g, Spusu for a few quid a month.Trivial. Seriously.
>>85400687>At the University of Cambridge, Thomas was a member of the Footlights, alongside his future Inbetweeners co-star Simon Bird.[4]wow mad that, two unfunny nobodies just randomly cast in a (licence fee funded) TV sitcom
Ah oh aye Mr Shippy I'm so dizzy!
>>85400819Bit unfair. Joe Thomas seems like an interesting lad and Simon Bird has done Friday Night Dinner and Chickens. Also directed Such Brave Girls which is one of the best comedies the past couple of years.
Reckon Bude got banned after all
>>85400810You have to pay a tenner a month now just to keep the number active. I'm not doing that just for some throwaway forum account.
>>85400652gonna get me roaring fire too. i do like japanese stuff too but im not massively clued up on it desu. i'll be getting the takeshi mike films and recently got the shinobi and bounty hunter sets. outside of tht i only really know kurosawa and beat takeshi. have got the rapacious jailbreaker and harouki proxy war which are good
>>85400836>Simon Bird has done Friday Night Dinner and Chickensthat came after Inbetweeners
Friday Night Dinner is painfully unfunny. Not a single good episode. It's almost Mrs Brown's Boys tier.
>>85400855You're a real boremong
>>85400819it's always so strange seeing actors like this talk behind-the-scenes. like>oh er i was expected to deliver mawkish this piece of dialogue, and so i did.good on them for their talents, really. but i'd like more actors from working-class backgrounds and areas (and not JUST 'BAMEs').in a way, maybe BBC3 could have done more to snatch up the proto-YouTuber crowd? not even bawdy stuff, just young talent who wanted to put stuff on screens.
Digwa cumming on helpers face
>>85400845All the Tai Kato and Fukasaku Radiance releases are worth it for you probably. Their Japanese output has been phenomenal. That Shinobi set is really good as well, reminds me I need to pick up volume 2 at some point. I've barely seen any Beat Takeshi films desu but I own a couple and I've enjoyed them. His role in Battle Royale is pretty iconic though. Apparently it's very difficult to license his films. Visitor Q and Gozu are only getting released because New Wave Video negotiated in person with the Yakuza, kek. Radiance are sub-licensing from them.
>>85400857Same jokes every episode. They play a prank on one another. Creepy looking guy does something creepy. Dad asks about females or says SHIT ON IT. Every episode.
>>85400873Congratulations you've described every sitcom in existence.
>>854008422.90GBP a month for a phone number that you can use to DO STUFF with and stop getting in your own way. Get an email. Join in. Unless you want to wallow in misery and trot out the same shit over and over. Literal solution to your perceived problem and all you do is shit on it.https://www.spusu.co.uk/spusu1exclusive
>>85400888Name other sitcoms (that aren't shit) that does this.
Me and my dickhead middle class mates being given millions of pounds of licence fee play money to make hilarious comedies like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0IRe12HcnM
>>85400896Any you can thing of, boremong.
>>85400904minor spelling mistakemongboy
>>85400904Avoiding the question.
>>8540089335 quid a year for a number you won't actually use is a piss take. You used to be able to put a fiver on a PAYG and it would last you years. Besides, you can't activate it without ID
>>85400934Keep getting in your own way. Pathetic.
>>85400909Oh no, whatever will I do, boremong?
Helpers arse getting raped by sikh bulls
>>85400942Name a good sitcom that has the same jokes every episode.
>>85400949>>85400904Already did, boremong.
>>85400898Still annoyed you were too stupid and/or working class to get into Cambridge, lad?https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/tjizMFRkZpN-M-n6jl9esA/
>>85400941It's not my fault drug dealers and criminals made SIM card activation need KYC now.
>>85400963Can't even name one. Sad.
>>85400836nah Joe Thomas comes off like a proper prig in every interview. it's like when Matt Smith was brought in as Dr Who. 'i'm flabbergasted!'James Buckley though, seems like a nice bloke, did the daft gaming things, wants to support his kids.Blake Harrison pops up in stuff and that lad has acting chops. after a second, he stops being 'Neil from the Inbetweeners'. think of how many times someone like David Mitchell has just played a version of himself.
>>85400963Think you need to pipe down sikh owned batty boy
>>85399793phwooaaar would eviscerate her asshole
>>85400964I'm annoyed that licence fee money goes to these talentless hacks to churn out this shite you see on TV now. Why should being a part of some tiny Cambridge club give you a free path to a TV career. Literally every prick you see on TV and think, "why are they famous?", you look at their wikipedia and it turns out they were members of footlights or friends with some other dickhead who was.
>tfw niles says some ridiculous and frasier backs him up>tfw columbo says 'one more thing'>tfw seinfeld abd george have a ridiculous conversation>tfw david brent does something cringe>tfw everyone shouts 'george' when he walks into the bar>tfw father jack says 'feck'>tfw three old bastards have a comfy adventure in the British countryside
>>85401021>>tfw everyone shouts 'george' when he walks into the barthat was Norm though
>>85401029Fucking hell so it was. Got him mixed up with the actor who plays him. FUCK SAKE!
>in shower>suddenly gigantic moth appears and is flying all over the place going mental>remind myself that it's just like my favourite Unovamon, Volcarona>suddenly not so freaked out anymoreThanks PokemonVery cool desu desu wa
>>85401066They always seem to come on whenever I'm taking a shit.
Comparing a well-written though formulaic show like Friday Night Dinner to absolute bottom of the barrel shite like Mrs. Brown's Boys has to be bait.
>>85401070I know they like light but it's pretty much every night now, leave the light on for more than a moment and they get there. It'll find it's way out though, they're kawaii.
The kid in my year at school with a learning disability LOVED Mrs. Brown's Boys. Went to see it live and everything. Then again, I enjoy Give My Head Peace even though it's just as shite.
I fingered her and she shit down my arm
Shipi
Joe Thomas married the actress who plays Tara. That's pretty based IMO.
beepbeepbeepbeeptime for another tara update
Simon's mistake was taking advice from Jay.
honestly thought big kerry was a cute and nice girl. will is a complete twat
Wandra getting arse raped at knifepoint by a Sikh bull
>>85401163Deserved for bringing up such a mong
>>85401153Will is honestly just an unlikeable twat. I know that's the point, but still. Simon would have been pretty normal if it wasn't for the rest. And honestly, Jay's dad was an asshole so feel a bit for him too. Neil was just thick.
and as yhwh decreedtotal poop deathverily doth"phwoooooaaaarrr propa gud disss"
sandra sucking on my cock
>>85401153corr woulda shagged her arseholedinnae ken why the lil runt didnae dae nethin'propa bogle-atizin'bogle as in "de bogle man" ali g reference
forgot to take my meds. whoopz
Why are women compelled to dance whilst dress like a slut on TikTok.
https://vocaroo.com/16Qgc4qwT6jW
WHERE IS THE NIGHT GUARD?!
>>85401285I'm here. Was just having a wank.
All that vag getting smashed tonight
>>85401312By the Hulk?
What are we listening to, lads?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rqH8gT3R4A
Want to play acoustic guitar but it's a little late, isn't it? I always get inspiration at the wrong times.
farting like crazy ladz x
>>85401420You're still young lad
might go and do meself. Sick of it.
>>85401322Listening to joe rogan, some guy telling weird stories.
should I actually call the Samaritans? Thinking about it.
Still thinking about my e-scooter escapade earlier. These rentable e-scooters are fucking crazy. Some schmuck like me can just hop on one without any training or instruction and almost cause accidents because of it. Mad.
>>85401609Give it a go, might help to talk to somebody.
>>85401285Sorry lad was having a wank as well
>>85401553Have you been bummed recently?
>>85401707no i just had an indian earlier x
Just ate an entire pack of doube chocolate maryland cookies. Im out of control
>>85401728Ate two bags of sweets myself.
When I was a teenager I never watched the inberweeners, peep show, skins, the mighty boosh, mock the week, Russel Howard's good news. Etc. Nothing. The cultural shows that teenagers liked 15 years ago i could never connect to or any of them find funny.
>>85401728Off the rails this one!
Is it okay to pause a film and watch the rest a day or two later?
Eating 2 racer bars in the dark. God please help me.
>>85401741Same lad. Just rewatched The Simpsons and Malcolm in the Middle over and over.
>>85401781Yes.>>85401788Turn light on
>Came so hard in the gfberg's puccay it ran down her legs when she cleaned itPhwoarProper thight thatX
>>85401905That's not an option right now
>>85401974Are you burgling somebody's house and eating their snacks?
>>85401603god hes so fuggin' dumb its insane
>>85402029I'm currently lying in bed and turning the light on requires me to get up which I don't want to do. Sorry.
>>85402082>Sorry.No need to be sorry anon. Stay comfy.
corr just poop-ranchedand am not sorry
>>85402384>poop-ranchedSharted?
>>85400687It was posho English ladbible pish i can't stand the sight of this show
We're all southern English lads who wear blazers. Haha
Just noticed on the rewatch how the gay alien mook head honcho's phone is a literal dick and balls, kek
>>85402507>rewatch
>>85401741Inbetweeners and skins was in their own league of absolute bottom tier goyfeed slop shit.
>>85399888https://youtube.com/shorts/54dN5W35WdUGirls at school didnt talk like that though. Sounds so unnatural. Bizarre interaction dreamed up by basically nonces.
>>85399797Don't understand this? How was that post against the rules or any different from any other ruthmong post
>>85402628Posting personal information I assume. He got a 30 day ban a while ago for doing the same.
Had a dream there was crocodiles in the garden. Think that lads post set me off. They were actually docile and not aggressive though. I called mam to say there's crocodiles in the garden she wasn't bothered.
What ever happened with that crocodile news story where he threw the lad in? Or anne widdecombe? Mad how things take over the news then just forgotten?
>>85402967>What ever happened with that crocodile news story where he threw the lad in?It was reported that a severely mentally disabled person (probably Down's syndrome or severe autism) threw the child into the crocodile pit and will not face any charges due to not having the mental capability to stand trial. >The murder of Anne WiddecombeThe investigation is still ongoing and the CPS will be gathering as much evidence to arrest the suspect and will probably stand trial soon.
Just vomited. Back to sleep
Am I still ill desu
>>85403173>>85403445There's a bug going around, i have it too
>>85403478I'm not actually ill I'm just smithsposting
Shippy's mushroom shaped penis
Normos be like>dont heckin punch down! Nazi transphobe!>ha ha look at that ugly incel he is so ugly and he is under 6 foot which is very short lol I bet he has a small penis and is a paedophile because he's ugly ha ha
>>85403970t. sub 6 foot ugly incel with a small penis and paedophilic tendencies
About to crack open my 4th Redbull in 2 hours. It's not healthy.
Imagine getting a job now having to walk in and introduce yourself to people like you're the new kid in school. Fucking grim that.
Oh it Mr Shippy :D
You don't know anyone, they all know each other. You don't know any of the office in jokes and banter. You're not part of it. You're an intruder. You're too old and tired to keep up with this shit now. They already think you're a weird paedo.
Smashing Guinness
Smoked out on a park bench
Awake. At what cost? Unclear.
Day 1 of induction week your fellow newbies break into groups for lunch they've already formed cliques within a few hours in the building they're already on full banter terms with the managers and long term employees there which will serve them well down the line. You are invited by way of being a body that exists there you sort of hover about being weird and quiet and you think nobody's taken notice of you but they actually have already got you down as a committed paedophile. You thought a job would sort you out but you're just back at school.
But much older, tired, no energy to broodmaxx trying to play it off as mysterious, or jestermaxx as the class clown, you don't even get the jokes people make now, about their wives. You sink in to just being THAT guy, you always have been, but you accept it now.
It's okay. I moved on as well, I can still have nostalgia. I was always weird and it isn't that serious. Can I be somewhat sad I'll never watch monogatari with a partner? Or maybe i will? I think that show is such an obvious litmus test but I get depressed when others don't agree. We were never truly friends. Mostly pity mixed with moments of sincerity and disgust.
Dancing On The Ceiling
Thinking about her again. I hope she is well but I hate how she left me and how it broke me.
>>85404043What do you think of monogatari? I'm trying to remember the show. I made it very far, up to an arch with Deishuu Kaiki. I never got to kantanagatri. I used to watch so many shows during school. I've only seen 100-200 different anime. It's funny how otaku culture can be so alien to some people. Kids used to steal my stationary. Imagine that in Japan. Do you think it happens? I doubt it. British public schools is total scrabs in a bucket mentality. Every school will have drug users, self-harmers, cluster b, bullies, etc. I've become an incredibly tough bastard over the years.
>>85403998I don't want to know any of the in jokes. I'd just want to do my work and then go home. The fact that a quiet lad like me will never, ever be hired is proof that office "work" is just adult daycare and the economy is fake. Yet I'm supposed to feel bad about living on benefits? Get fucked.
>>85404043triggered me
Shipy Wippi
Shops open 10am. No dosser boxes for me, I take accountability and have agency in my life.
When I was 14 I was with my pal Michael playing games on his computer and his older sister Jessica came in to watch TV in her pyjamas and I saw her left nipple in a downblouse sense. I thought about sucking it. It was truly lush.
>>85404157Already 10 where I live x
>>85402507just watched this tbqh. Hollywood is FINISHED.>>85402614they overdo it in films/telly, but a lot of teenagers do speak in that snarky/sarcy way. 'are you broken?' is a good line. IRL it'd be like, '...you all right?'you picked the worst character for this, we all knew that lass.
>>85404168It's unnatural dialogue that clearly sounds like a teenager reading off weird stuff a grown man wants her to say to get his kicks. If you honestly can't see that you're blinded by your nonce lust and loyalty to this crap show.
>>85404164Danes pls go
>>85404168Also posting an even more shit comic to go with it. It's clear you feasted on the whole shit sandwich starter pack of shit taste annoying mongs in the 2000s. Not soliciting your opinion.
>>85404171nah it's just overly 'written'. tbf very few films ever pull off trve social realism. even mumblecore stuff, it's intentionally mumbly even if the actors are ad-libbing over one another (not how people talk).cringe conversations IRL have a lot more dead silences, or people just being forgiving and moving on, or asking for elaboration. nobody would watch a comedy about some autistic lad who stumbles through a sentence and nobody reacts or there isn't a bit of time dilation going on with the edit, like everything waits a beat and someone runs away. even when people are cruel and laugh, they just laugh.it'd be well shit innit bruv.
>>85404182there was a lad ITT who thinks Monogatari is a good anime.
>>85404189It's literally just shit. And you liking shit stuff isn't a rebellion of "sincerity" where we're all too "cool" to like it. It's because it was always shit and you had and still have shit taste. Cheers.
>>85404197As if you even know anything about anime beyond Wikipedia summaries poser. Stick to blink 182.
Don't pop up unannounced and fucking lecture me about how teenagers speak as if you're the final word supreme court of teenagers you actual nonce. If you're such an expert on human interactions you can lecture us loser plebs then stop faking social anxiety for benefits and go hang out with your mates. Mongman.
>>85404200i used to post on the Otaku Culture board before it was even called that.100-200 different animes? please. i have seen 101-201 different animes.
There was a thread on one of the UK subreddits a couple years ago where some introverted lad was complaining that people at his office had frozen him out because he doesn't socialise much or go out with drinks with them and just does his work and they were all ripping into him hard, calling him a neckbeard and basically saying it's okay to turn offices into school because normal people enjoy socialising and it makes an intolerable work day go by quicker, and it's his own fault if he doesn't fit into that environment. Basically confirming that offices are just daycare for adults.
Big oiled up Sikh men
It's like that one twitter screencap that gets posted all the time about how leftists will still accept you even if you don't believe in public ownership of industry, but they absolutely won't tolerate you if you're anti-immigration or LGBTQ, therefore that's what leftism really is. You can do fuck all work in an office and thrive if you're a sociable guy who treats it like school. You absolutely won't survive if you're quiet but work hard. Therefore that's what offices are.
>>85404216sad, that.friend's brother has autism (the real kind) and he got some desk job at the council where he was allowed his own computer in the corner and he could wear whatever clothes he wanted. but they got snippy and jealous. he went from the weirdo everyone left alone, to the guy people would poke. mostly it was well-meaning, but he did literally 100% want to be left alone.so one day he just stopped going in. he's full-on NEET mode now, when he was actually fine at the job, he wanted to do it.maybe robots will come along? like advanced hug machines.
>>85404242Grim. Normies are so evil. I bet if it were one of them who suddenly decided in their 30s they were AuDHD and needed extra workplace accommodations they would have all gone along with it happily.
nice lad, that guy. mind you, once as teenagers we were all getting a lift from her/his dad and he'd just had a buzzcut because he didn't like the feeling of hair, and he said something like, 'i have had a haircut,' and at the time i had really long shaggy teen hair and i went, 'aye mate, ya needed it!'the joke being that i was clearly in need of a trim, but he didn't get that. i think he sensed it as though i was actually on the attack and he just went, 'your hair is longer than mine was.'maybe it was my shite patter (probs), maybe it was my own autism (EUPD), but he absolutely wrecked me there.as i say, nice lad. would be in his mid 30s now, but i think he has online gamer friends. his life > my life, and i'm glad he's sussed something out.
Just been watching poverty videos about my area that I live in and seeing how other people live and seeing myself as them in years to come. It's put me in a massive depression spiral. God I'm so fucked.
not that it's a competition, but i wonder what the worst stigmatised condition is. how many lads with EUPD get told they have Asperger's, just because of societal nicety?>>85404304best of luck with it lad. are you getting all the bennies you're entitled to? might be worth getting on the council house register if you're not already.
>>85404310I can't leave my mum I have no other choice to stay here and when she dies it will all fall apart. I have no other options.
Shippy curling out a steaming log
>>85404215lol trying to alpha dog me with your totally unique credentials of having an internet connection in the mid to late 2000s wow! Peak poser mentality where you think just being somewhere or knowing someone means their skills/knowledge transfer and become yours. Here's my DEFINITIVE opinion about cell biology oh btw my friend did a biology PhD just so you know :) lol lol here's me being a snarky cunt about another lad but there's suiseiseki so you know I'm an epic oldfag :) how dare we have opinions before they're vetted by the expert on friends, mental health, the internet, anime TV politics racism food sex drugs clubbing, expert of everything sitting at the apex of poserdom at the top of your mountain pile of unread books with fully intact spines lol. Genuinely where do you get your total confidence and self assurance you're right about everything from.Oh wait>Sense of Entitlement or superiority >Feeling that you are always right >Difficulty taking feedback>Hard time admitting you are wrong
Fuck your shitty arrogant attitude. I had literally gone to bed and slept between posting that and waking up today and you just popped up uninvited talking down and condescending as usual. Don't talk to me like that. Prick.
>>85404329mate i said The Inbetweeners was good and Monogatari is not good. those are opinions too. chill.
>>85404329>mountain pile of unread books with fully intact spinesthis post reminded me of shippy
>>85404374better days. wonder how many languages he knows by now.
Shipppy
>>85404369And my opinion is you're a shit taste know nothing poser so your shitty NPD attitude of lecturing people from on high like youre the expert on everything is annoying af. If you just didn't talk like that it would be no problem. Genuinely curious if you've ever said anything like this in your life>sorry>i was wrong>my mistake>youre right >i shouldn't have done that>it was my fault>etcCourse you haven't.
The whole mental health positivity movement is just another scheme from normies to freeze out mentally ill people and take all the attention and "privileges" for themselves. Becky can tell everyone about her struggles with social anxiety (despite going out clubbing every weekend) and be applauded for it. Robbie Williams going to the media and announcing he has autism. Make them work with an unmedicated schizo for a month and see how accommodating and mental health positive they are then.
>>85404420Tbf Robbie williams has always been a weird mong
>>85404374Shippys books were second hand so they would have been read. Just not by him.
Don't bother continuing an argument with me you've been told and that's that.
>>85404416Christ alive, what a meltdown
>>85404403>>85404416i just said an anecdote where i expressly said i was in the wrong. i don't know where you're extrapolating all this from, do i remind you of someone you've met, or something?hope you can get more sleep if you didn't get enough, anon. <6 hours between those posts? dang, i AM sorry there. bit hot today sadly (no unsolicited advice--just my best wishes)
You've been told. End of.
He's always on here calling everyone a narcissist yet he's the biggest narcissist here. Who else gets this upset over a stupid internet forum.
>>85404453>Who else gets this upset over a stupid internet forum90% of this thread is lads being upset
Helpers hole getting ripped apart by a MtF Sikh BULL
>i told a brilliant joke>but he was too retarded to get it >this is me showing humility, my brilliant joke would have been recognised by my party mates down the club but I forgot i was talking to a mong, very stupid of me, my brain RAM even though it's massive must have been distracted by the deep brilliance of my joke
>>85404459There's getting upset and then there's straight up throwing a melty. Lad is in tears because someone made fun of his shit taste.
>>85404459a fair point.for me, it's the sun. we need to sort that frigger out.
Only properly realised how most people nowadays literally worship the state and it's branches/institutions. Sort of a basic conservative talking point but it's really true. It's insane how I fear God and constantly wonder "is this the right thing" or if I'm going to hell. Then there is The Boomer (70), approaching their very old years, and they don't give it a thought at all. But ALL truth for them will be filtered through "BBC news", "what the government has said recently" and things like that. The things they claim to hate but can't stop thinking about what they think etc. Not even much point in asking if people believe in God nowadays, the real filter is something like>Do you eat margarine or butterAnd that will tell you like 90% about somebody else.Anyway, chud rant over. Corrr.
Little mong melty on a Sunday morning. Love to see it
>>85404484They probably think you're a mong for believing in god too
>>85404479As I have quite clearly explained its not what he said its the way he says it. He tried to alpha dog me multiple times with his shitty cunty attitude so he earned a proper BTFO. Simple as that.
>>85404497Quit melting now please pal
any lads know any good teleplays?there are tons, i've seen random good'uns here and there, any suggestions?
>>85404484The NHS is a religious institution at this point "doctors and nurses" are the priesthood. Its like no matter how bad it gets its still the one true holy NHS.
ShipiWippi of Shippinghams
>>85404477>>85404497in all sincerity: i am not trying to wind you up. it wasn't my intention. i have a laff here and there, i know i am an acquired taste.if this isn't a bit you're doing, and you're actually upset, maybe do something else for a while? if you have anyone in your life, maybe talk to them for a bit.i HAVE had pure meltdowns on /britfeel/, some lad said something similar to me, and i'm grateful he did (thanks, that lad, whoever you were).all the best marra.
>>85404497He's made you look a right twat lad
>thanks to our fantastic doctors and nurses>our amazing inspiring doctors and nurses>are fabulous doctors and nurses we are not worthy
just remembered i have coffee cubes in the freezer LET'S GO FRAPPE TIME
>>85404517I'm not upset Mr psychology I have no issue with people disagreeing with anything I say ITT but if you do it with as shitty an attitude as yours you might get one back that's fair isn't it?
>>85404526Any pop delivery's coming up lad?
>>85404522He's not going to suck you off mongman. Pipe down.
Mummy beast getting anally raped
Looking to a get rich quick scheme that actually works. Any suggestions?
>>85404536still got that 7Up 'pending' according to Royal Mail (no option to change it because i have 'already requested' a redelivery) so we'll see.how about you, lad? any little wins on the horizon?
In fact in the very same thread I'll even be nice to you a few posts down if you're being normal I think you'd be surprised. But if YOU approach ME in full on NPD "I am here to correct the record make way for the expert" dickhead mode you're getting told. You're used to pulling that shit on people who fall for it not me. So that's that. Cheers.
was going to post something controversial but i forgot what it was, probably for the best as it likely would have gotten me banned
>>85404552no offense mate but you sound like a right daftie
>>85404548i suppose if we knew, everyone would be doing it. but look at this graph:https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/Monero-XMRany of these can go up or down of course, but if you had put all your dosh in Monero this time last year, and sold it today, you'd have 1.5x your dosh.closest IRL you'll get to that thing in RuneScape where you buy an inventory full of bananas, then sell them to that one guy.
Think I had a good dream last night, I can't remember it but woke up smiling. Weird for this year (had dreams if fighting for my life 90% of this year thanks to happy pills, which I stopped months ago).
>you're a narcissist!>no you're a narcissist!
>>85404565Bought like 5k worth of monero a couple of years ago and never had to deposit more despite buying stuff all the time, even now I have 3k left
>>85404551Just one at the moment. Collecting is slowing down a little bit at the moment.
Get your freak onGet your freak onGet your freak onHush your mouthSilence when I spit it out
>>85404558None taken. I would rather be a daftie than an arrogant NPD poser.
Shippy you've made me Dizzy!
>>85404596you could be neither?
whats a NPD poster?
Fake social anxiety for benefits then suddenly you're the nation's leading expert on interpersonal interactions when you get an NPD boner for being right about sometbing. Mong.
>>85404612Natty Poo Dust. It happens when you don't eat enough veg.
>sometbing
>>85404612It's a Grindr thing
>>85404591shit dawg. free dr*gs for you!>>85404593omd. do you have like, goals? 'collect all Pidgeys in the <x> to <y> set', or similar?i remember your written lists and that app thing, but are you just taking the cards as they come? or is there a SYSTEM at play?
Bitch thinks she can send them blue line thugs to try and intimidate me. Yeah look how that worked out for you bitch. No one intimidates me.
>>85404627Hey, I also get no pussy dood, but I'm not a pooftah, just useless.
Britfeel pilled interaction https://youtu.be/ukznXQ3MgN0
>>85404634What happenend this morning, Ruthlad?
I can't believe that lad turned out to be a nonce. He seemed normal.
Ginsters breakfastFOUR PASTIESHungover to fuck today
Putting extra effort into my meal preppingtonshire this week desu desu wa. Unironically the secret ingredient for good food is love. Dunno how it works but it just does innit.>>85404627This may have been a joke comment but unironically the amount of entitlement on there is insane. It a grim world out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oCx6HcYz9kcorrr season 2, is it?we still got that Brendan Gleeson hopefully they don't flanderise the fella, daft 17th-century buddy cop shite.
Shippy and the Sikhs controlling Welpers Bottom
She's been dead for over a year now. I know she was Chad only but still what a brutal way to die. I can't bring myself to open the video yet I can't delete it.
CORRRRR Nickelback - Rockstar has just spawned on my YouTube Music feed and sneed. Very cool, algorithm. Very cool indeed.
>>85404633NTA but, I think you think I'm him, I am not.Still buying pidgey, but also getting packs now to pull, and got a collection started for an illustrator that has cool cards, and buying some gurl cards (character called lass, and lady). Got a triple booster pack thing coming. Went to sainsbury's yesterday as online it said it had some pokestuff their, but it did not. Saw a pokemon magazine in a shop when I went to buy rizlas, that had 2 "fun (3 cards) packs" on it, so I bought 2. Worked out free as well, as I found a 5er in my coat pocket, and bought a scratchcard and won a 5er.
>>85404667>but unironically the amount of entitlement on there is insane.haha don't take THIS the wrong way, but i didn't have you pegged (oi) as someone who'd be into That Type Of Thing.
lollers are you here lad?
>>85404661Not him. No this was a while back. I am still annoyed with it all. Imagine just admitting guilt to something you didn't do. I would've had restraining order, probation officer, having to pay the bitch, maybe even a some community service. They try to twist it like you being a bit weird is somehow wrong.
>>85404692>Not himYeah, I've heard that before ruthmong. Get a life.
helpers hole getting drilled
>>85404687Well we've all got a past int it? Didn't think that would be surprising desu.
>>85404689>lollers are you here lad?no
>>85404672>She's been dead for over a year now.wtfI'm not sure I like this whole time speeding up thing lads...
>>85404695That's nightwalkanon/auditlad. You new here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCk2hYLOdnI>japans leading far right figures are; a merely pretending retard, an egyptian muslim woman, and a half 'groid
Wish I had -lad suffix status. One day maybe.
>>85404712>You new hereNo, thanks. Mongman.
>>85404722alri suffix seeking lad
>>85404679oh aye may have mistook you there. my bad.other anon, what do you collect?>character called lass, and ladycracks me up how Pokemon will both be like, "here's Esmeralda Clementine III, Duchess of Vriludia" and then also "here's Pink. her rival is Guy.">Worked out free as well, as I found a 5er in my coat pocket, and bought a scratchcard and won a 5er.corrr lucky you! like with Moneros, maybe you can repeat this infinitely and generate infinite cards.(do not do this it's what the National Lottery company WANTS you to think!)
>>85404722its not worth it, once you are known people attack you
>>85404706Just crazy how time flies when you're at home every day doing the same routine over and over. I can't even distinguish most years now.
>>85404701aye we're human at the end of the day, i suppose.we all eat, we all shit. such is life x
>>85404727>ruthlad seether and NPDmong are the same personare there any seether personalities who aren't you lad?
i don have to work untill 2pm tommorrow so i could get drunk again today...i shouldnt...but i could
>>85404752me? already on my second tinny.they want using up, don't they? otherwise, i'd just drink them.
>>85404712Strange how he and Ruthmong are always here at the same time
My female friend has posted bikini pic. Never seen her half naked before. Quite revealing. Nice tits and thighs on her actually. Lovely bit of bum chub too. Corrrr.
>>85404744Well not like it was a point of pride anyway, it is usually quite grimmington on those things.>>85404756Nice doggobreh. If only life was like that Mitchell and Webb skit where they are constantly drunk off a couple of pints.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/820014897460
>>85404751I'd rather slit my wrists than be a personality on an incel forum, seether or not, mong.
Helpers destroyed anus getting used as a Kirpan deposit box
>>85404734See what you did there pal.>>85404737Are there ANY lads held in decent regard?
Pipe down mongman. There's a good lad.
>>85404773Nah, they get named so they are targetable. If you're not named, you're a good lad.
>>85404769>20 viewed todaySeller probably frothy with glee
>same lad e-diagnosing me COULD be the same lad i've had many pleasant late night conversations withcorrr. cracking stuff, this 'anonymity' x
>>85404773trip on, suffix seeking lad
do NOT validate Suffix Seeker.
suffix seeking seethie?
>>85404786Most lads ITT have multiple personas.
Good news, de lids! My Wong Kar Wai titles should be dispatched soon! And that is a LUSH. We all enjoying a wovefe?
>little lad wants a suffix>backfires instantlymy sides
>>85404796i am prefixposter, opiumanon, and digimonguy.it is hard work, let me tell you.
For me it's replying to lads as if I'm the lad they were talking to and slightly to heavily implying there's some nonce stuff going on.
>>85404736I heard that lass is the name of a miniskrt in Nippon, or something, and think the name comes from that.Might get the monthly magazine, see what funky free stuff there is attached to it. I can pretend to be an investoor with all muh pokestock.
>>85404795>>85404792>>85404787>>85404722I mean he got his wish. Fair enough. Shit wish though.
>>85404706We're coming up to the one year anniversary of Charlie Kirk's murder as well which still feels like yesterday.
The Yu-Gi-Oh manga didn't start focusing on the card game until volume eight. Before that it was just Yugi going around challenging people to random games (where he'd always win) and then giving them monkey paw style punishments.
Shippingtons
>>85404832trip on, useless manga facts lad
Me? Out and about next to some trees having eaten 4 pasties. Hangover subsiding. Sunshine helping. Might have a kip in the shade.
>>85404768>quite grimmington on those thingssad. s'pose 'the culture' has always been there, but it's like reducing it down to an Argos catalogue of humans. i've dated lads who did that whole thing, maybe i'm just a romantic, or something.>where they are constantly drunk off a couple of pints.ohh aye that'd be lush. wasn't that some actual theory, they made that Mads Mikkelson film, turns out the research was just nonsense the whole time?and yes i am posting an xkcd comic, that's something we will all just have to accept
Might go dogging later actuallyBeen a while since I watched some blokes wife get molested while he films itPWOPAH NAWTEE
>>85404847Well now you're juxtaposing me to a romantic ideal and making me feel bad. Noooooo. Just joking, I don't care. But it is insneed degrading to all involved.I've not watched that film, but I remember DRUKposting on /tv/. That was fun.
Only 40 parcel today, always lower volume on a Sunday but it's like pound a parcel so works out alrightI wish I had more to do though, I hate being at home
>>85404832>hey Yugi, do you remember how we first met?>i remember the 4Kids version!
Shippinhams
>>85404786Already told you I'm not a lad but you know that and misgender anyway which is fine, genuinely. I have been open about things you say annoying me because you heavily remind me of my ex, I have no problem admitting that and that it's nothing to do with you personally. I am entitled to be annoyed.
>>85404879God bless you deliverylad.
erling haaland cut his hair, looks stupid af
I have the right to be annoyed. I have the right to have a melty. So what.
>>85404917from elf to oaf lad
>>85404917he went from mysterious viking to that kid who always wanted to ride bikes
>>85404917It's not that bad desu.
>>85404917keek he likes like the 70iq blonde shaved head lad really into quadbikes, dirtbikes and rc cars that every school has
>>85404879You know on the Evri delivery app if I rate the deliver driver and press all the reward button things does the driver get a reward if his rating increases?
Mongmanmaxxing
>>85404927>>85404931dafuqgonna need you lads to explain this one
>>85404887Kek, Yugi burned a man alive in another.
>>85404915Thanks lad>>85404932Not from the badges specifically but if we get over 4.5 rating on any particular day then we get like 2 quid service payment or something like that
>>85404931>he likes like
Might have to bust out the winter bedding, lads. Fleece line muh sleeping area. Starting to get cold up there, won't be long till I'm curled up in the fetal position under the covers, trying to get warm enough to sleep.Need to get muh MRI results and see which areas I have brain damage in. Think the internal temp regulation is fucked.
>>85404917Lad would be an incel or troon out if he wasn't good at kicking a ball.
>>85404947Oh right. I'll start doing it then.
>>85404943every school has one, usually called matt or micheal
Gurby Gurbax
>>85404955I was a bit cold before, just turned the fan off for the first time in about 4 months
>>85404917Look legit like a mong
>>85404958At 6 ft 5? Lol no
Corrrrr! Remember thinking Yugi's cameo in the first episode of GX was MENTAL.
>>854049726ft4 is the cut off, lad
>>85404654lol this is great.people going on like shouting matches were once>you sly cur! a thousand poxes upon thee!nah.
Mums marathoning Harry Potter on itvX. 2 days ago she watched 1,2. Yesterday she watched 3,4 and she is planning on watching 5,6 and 6 part 2. I watched the philosophers stone with her and it was alright actually, I never was a big Harry Potter fan to be honest I preferred lord of the rings at the time. I remember losing interest around the 3rd book. I don't remember seeing or reading the 4th book.
>>85404917Becomes one of the most famous men on Earth after the world cup only to immediately change his iconic look
>>85404955The trick is to never put it away. During the summer you just use it as a hug pillow.
>>85404917He looks like a white black man.
>>85404992Nope, I get too warm. I do need a pillow to go between my legs, as my muscles have weakened round my left hip, so my leg flops about at nights, and gets in weird positions.
>>85404917I remember having long hair it was a pain in the cunt to wash and dry it, I don't blame the lad.
>>85404996How do you get too warm? You're not using it as a blanket. Just lie on top of it if you don't want to hug it. USE YOUR HEAD!
>>85404995we wuz viking n sheyt
wee lad still cracks me up. "u mad bro"
whats the obsession with giving coolguy tm characters a scar that crosses the eye? like sure a scar why not but why must it always cross the eye
Matts and Michaels ITT running scared rn.
>>85405000Ruthmong has long hair and he never washes them
A HIND D?MY D UP YOUR HIND?OH AYE!
>>85404984For what? Nobody at 6ft5 is an incel. At that height you literally give woman king Kong domination fantasies just by existing near them. >6ft virgins are just low energy lazy volcels.
>>85405011>Ruthmong has long hairProof?
brolapsed watty
>>85405008its just a trope
>>85405022I'm half an inch smaller than haaland and I've never kissed a girl. Height means nothing if you're a mentally ill spastic like me.
>>85405029Welper's prolapse is so long you can skip with it.
>>85405006he does look like a proper cheeky chappy. original comic author has a weird ego about the whole thing, though.was totally bizarre seeing that one episode of Black Mirror where that was the big 'twist'. i know it wasn't one of his scripts, but that's the second time Charlie Brooker has pulled that on me. first was watching his Gameswipe, just seeing someone talk about Touhou on the telly was mental (zoomers will never understand)
>>85405044There was an episode of Black Mirror about trollface?
>>85405034He's right though. You said yourself you had a normie phase before you left school. Then you left school and decided work was too hard and got on NEETbux instead.
I wish I had a cute rose like becky, faith or ruth in my 20s.
Being tall means nothing if you're an ugly freak.
tendies? on a Sunday?well there's no law against it, is there?
>>85405061But you're small and an ugly freak?
>>85405062>@grok generate a visual representation of depression
>>85405034Case in point, you are a neurotic mong, and lazy like you want to get laid but not enough to put in effort. The point is if you DID put in effort you would get laid easily. You pass women's fuck buddy checks just by existing. Women pay you positive attention every time you go out whether you know it or not. You were born with the genes to run over the finish line but you're low energy and passive so you can't be bothered.
>>85405002>How do you get too warm?I have MS that is ruining parts of my brain and making things not work correctly. I'm sat here now on a sunny day, 20c in the room and I have my hood up and I'm shivering.
>>85405062I had onion rings for dinner the other day. Why not?
>>85405074Oh I see... well, maybe have two sets of blankets nearby so you can pick depending on how you're feeling?
Great news lads, just got an email from GOV.UK, saying I have a refund and need to verify things. Woohoo, I don't even work or pay tax, my lucky day. How could I verify it's from the government and not a scammer.*replies and says our country has an issue with brown immigrants*If I get arrested, it's real, is my thinking.
>>85405055yeah. series 3, 'Shut Up and Dance'. bit of a daft one IMO. just goes too far in the whole 'aren't people horrible?' direction for my taste.
>>85405026https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/85397308/#q85405067
>>85405061Being tall means everything. Sure being handsome on top would push you into true male tutorial mode but tall alone is already easy mode. Women LOVE tall guys. That can't be over emphasised. They will absolutely compromise on other factors to get dominated by a 6 foot 4 beast. Delusional or don't understand women if you don't get that. It's not just that though - being tall you also get the respect of men, people treat you like a man not a child, they take you seriously. Of course you can be born with a silver spoon and squander it but that doesn't disprove that on average its a HUGE advantage.
Can't believe this asmr lass is on her SECOND sprog already. Wonder how she can afford it. Just seems to go travelling all the time with the bf. Must be on a cushy inheritance I reckon. Alright for some isn't it?
>>85405095here, lad, what you could do is*prepares his best material*say you're forren, but that you were being persecuted in your home country for being a queer, and and*composes self*and get this: they'll hand you a FREE house!
>>85405106Anyone can do that lol, no worries
Oh Mister Shippy!
DINGDUMDUMDUMDINGDINGDUM WELCOME TO SCATMANS WORLD
>>85405058Not him but it's genuinely so pathetic how lads like yourself hold little petty grudges on here that you spam when you think you detect your personal "HIM". Just really gay womanly behaviour.
>>85405107You're a fucking spastic, little lad.
>>85405058Who do you think you're referring to by the way?
>>85405106Why were you in that thread? Wrongun.
>Not himBullshit alarms going off ffs
being small can be cute, though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twScoRr-UIsR.I.P. Jessi from RedLetterMedia ;_;
>>85405137>You're a fucking spastic, little ladI scanned these words a few times looking for any sort of rebuttal I was looking for the bit where you proved me wrong but all I can find is a lickle emotional outburst lid?
>>85405091I don't have any blankets. I have winter and summer bedding (fleece bedsheet is perma on). Think it's just something I have to struggle with.
there was a perfectly good 'i have long hair and it's a problem' post in a previous thread recently. could have gone with that.or maybe i'm just a bit tipsy and thinking of >>85405000which is where this chain of discussion came fromso i'm not sure what point i'm makingah well. cheers x
I don't have the confidence to send somebody a message on eBay anymore..
>>85405149Um yes for a woman. Men like cute small women. Do women like cute small men? Not so much.
The annoying thing about living down a cul-de-sac is little brats treat the road like a playground. Can't have me window open without hearing them scrape a scooter along the road. Then again, living on a busy road means breathing in cancer all day. Pick your poison eh?
>>85405168i dunno. i'm 5' 8" and generally ugly. mayhaps even autistic.i have had SEVERAL lovers (some even women.)
Sunday edish, be nice lads >>85405174
Shippy getting me ever so dizzy
Inb4 but in MY anecdotal experience I've chanced my way into some sloppy seconds with tattoos and BOYour experience is nothing compared to 6ft lads. Literally nothing.
>>85405172lol there it is. Well done lad you're a big shagger aren't you. Proper impressive count and quality I'm sure.
>>85405135It's pretty obvious who he is lad. There's like 20 active posters on here. How many of them are 6'4.5 "mentally ill spastic" virgins? What's even more gay and womanly is getting offended on somebody else's behalf over nothing.
>>85405166I wouldn't even sell online any more. Too many dishonest people out there. There was a nice period where normies barely ever used the internet (before smartphones). All my remaining vidya can just be dumped at CeX someday.
>>85405168acktually male attraction to females does rise with height alsonot quite the steep mountain like it is with women, rather more of a gentle hill but still
>>85405171yeah i'm always in two minds about this. like i don't want to be an utter cunt if kids are just playing: it's nice innit, glad they're out kicking a ball about, how it should be.but at other times i feel like the most miserable git when really, it's just kids laughing and running round a bit, sometimes it directly affects me, other times maybe i'm just a bit of a Scrooge.now, playing videos out loud on buses, that's a new one that i will NOT excuse. it's not even teenagers blasting choonz any more, it's little Timmy with his iPad cartoons, or a middle-aged man watching 'affirmations' (that was a weird one...just get headphones in, fella.)
>>85405195>>85405198well look at that, clearly there are two different people. and two different people going on about the 'same' (???) person?maybe it's the strange argument posters are taking fault with. i certainly do.
I guess this guy has a good alibi for buying used hard drives. Just blame CeX for not wiping them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeA5d174-cI
>>85405221No idea what you're going on about. I just knew you would take an easy chance to brag about your extensive experience as a top player in the shagging game like you love to do as if you're the only one here who's had friends or shagged. And the fact remains anything you've pulled was in spite of being a manlet not because. Are you really arguing women don't like tall men? Like overwhelmingly massively prefer? You are delusional.
>>85405221I think you're mistaken lad. Second poster is me. First one is that seether replying to ketlad who he was having a little melty over earlier.
>>85405198Say my name x x
>>85405246Seethemong
Couldn't imagine selling a hard drive. It would be wiped, smashed up and shredded ideally. Obviously these days with rising storage and memory thanks to the AI cunts, you are best of keeping everything that works well still. Even that old 40gb spinning rust hard drive could become very valuable in the future. I cannot see us ever returning to cheap hardware prices to be honest.It's so fucking over for making a gaming pc unless you're rich. I am not buying a Series X at the prices they are at now. It's all part of the longterm plan to shift us onto cloud streaming when these data centres are not feasible for AI any more.
Oh look, it turns out I was right after all >>85405209I await my apology
>>85405195>>85405236sad way of looking at it, tbqh. causing your own misery.i have absolutely punched above (heh) my weight wrt looks. if you want the ez internetbrain reason: BPD presents differently in women than in men.i have also been more in love with people who are ''''less attractive'''' in a photogenic sense, that's just how humans work innit.anyway, why height? why not age? that's also something we have no control over. we're all getting uglier by the day. our best years are behind us.
>>85405264Tell me. Who are you referring to in this thread.
welper not knowing when it'll be his last night in the bedsit
>>85405270>BPD presents differently in women than in men.No shit if you target mentally unstable women, if you get lucky with a girl when you're still young enough she imagines you being a whole new improved person in the future, when you scrape the barrel of okcupid at the tail end of the era when a lot more women had low self esteem and didn't know their options than now, you can get somewhere. Please stop talking to me like you're a shagging expert it's honestly kinda gross. I am not talking about myself here.
wops is hanging out with an older bloke in london again. definitely fancies him I reckon.
>>85405262it is grim stuff. like the sort of thing we couldn't see happening, Moore's law and all that, parts WILL just get cheaper. only looked into it briefly but there are second-hand components from years ago that have APPRECIATED in value, how the hell does that even work...?end of an era. silver lining might be, we start making software (including games) more geared towards low-spec machines? all the good old days stories about crunching code to run on the SNES, or Chris Whatshisface doing parts of RollerCoaster Tycoon in x86 assembly.
>>85405294Is Retro Katie not with them?
>>85405291>I am not talking about myself here.fair enough, then i won't ask.generally though yeah, height is correlated with attractiveness. i've never seen anyone reject this. people do reject 'it's so over if you're not <x> or above!' because it's untrue.
>>85405210There's a literal play park a few minutes away. What I hate is the random screams and loud thuds of footsteps. If I go into town, I'd rather spend half hour walking than enduring a bus ride with phone nutters and ipad toddlers.
>>85405313Show me where I said anything like "it's over". All I said was pure common sense and you waltz in with your lovely anecdotes about "punching above my weight heh ;) with shagging ;)" gross. Didn't ask.
omd
>>85405307No she doesn't like that stalker tranny. She's with a decent bloke at least now. Since this is not the first time she's met up with him, I can only imagine they are possible in some kind of situationship.
>>85405328It's ok because it's a foid so we must feel sympathy for her. A man would have been beaten up, need to move away and no longer feel safe if he did the same thing.
we need a new thread lads
>intrusive thoughts about hurting peoplepoor woman tbqh but it sounds like she's made peace with understanding it.
>>85405302I'm gutted because I didn't upgrade anything just before AI fucked up prices. I'll have to stick to ancient pc games and rely on ageing consoles for some time.
>>85405342you missed it lad >>85405174
>>85405362not rite at all. it's actually a BIT like Pokemon cards (hear me out) where the old thing isn't attainable: you can't just go back to say, 2020 prices.i'm glad it's not in the same realm as smartphones where it's all one discrete device that DOES deteriorate over time, or at least can't keep up with new software.but for heaven's sake. i want to play Cyberpunk 2077 in 2030, the same way i can play Crysis in current year ;_;
Welper offering mummy beasts arse to the sikhs as an apology for being a racist freak
