Lucas Bergvall edition
>>85377074 the episode of /r9gay/ can be found here
>>85403072I look like him I don't know who he is but I don't have blonde hair my eyes are a different color and my upper maxilla is more forward than my chin compared to his I'm thinking about getting genioplasty at some point because why not
>>85403091I only think you should get surgery if something looks truly wrong
>>85403096It would just be for aesthetic purposes but I'm not gay so I'm no longer replying to this thread
>>85403107Goodbye straight anon~
>>85403072Bubble butt edition
>all my old friends became successful and look back at our relationship fondlyI hope so, I hope they're happy even if we don't talk.
I am going to bed now.Do not let this thread die while I sleep
What is your favorite pokemon game? Your favorite monsters?
Gluu. Blabloo.
1, oh, oh, oh, oh, 1, oh, oh, 1, oh, 1, 1, oh, 1 nights, arabian nightsits a journey of a deathtime
I stopped drinking coffee and now my pee smells bad again.
they should make coffee that makes you sleepy
antimatter coffee...
drink coffee in the morningpee it out before you go bed at nightsimple as
I hope this pornstar isn't dead, even though their socials have been silent. I'm sure its just a metaphorical death. Getting worried but I don't know how to confirm it.
I did a bit more digging and I'm not sure I like what I'm uncovering. This is depressing stuff. Fuck me... Going to bury my head in the sand now. Might have a shot of liquor. I've got to stop looking at unhealthy porn. I thought it was a safe outlet.
>I've been jerking off to a guy who has been dead for like 3 yearsReally not sure how to feel. Rip. If I wasn't sad before I'm super depressed now. Never looking at that type of stuff again.
>>85403072Covered my dick in another mans shit last night.This is the life for me the average gay man. I don't care if you can smell it, deal with it homophobes.
I built my 2nd computer all by myself :D Hopefully it turns on. Gonna go get the power supply and thermal paste set up in the morning.
>>85403264i like soulsilver. I like meowth. It was probably charizard originally as a kid but I've warmed up to meowth.
>>85404905Good job Anon, you sure showed us pesky gays!
>>85404921jokes aside I think that Anon should die
Bluu gloplaa
>>85404906Smart bugger. I still am too thick to not get pre built despite how much cheaper it probably is.
Bring possumplednen lemem
>>85401950https://litter.catbox.moe/y071jm.jpgTechnically this doesn't count doe
I upchucked from drinking too much again...
upchuck is not a meme
>>85406508Drink less dummy
>>85406524That's what they said about millhouse
My fat neet legs are eaten to shreds with bug bites due to this yard work. I hate the city boomers so much.I have no idea if I'm getting this done by Wednesday or not. At least its not really hot, but its too hot for me (anything above around 60F is hot for me.)
>>85406848you got a job story? wtf
>>85406858No, I got a code violation notice from the city for the backyard and so have to do some major yard work myself or get fined. It was bad I admit but idk about the backyard at all. City boomers do however.
>>85406870that's on you, you lazy retarded piece of shit faggot
>>85406877don't deny it but I'm here to complain and fish for sympathy. I've made halfway decent progress though, except I have no place to put all the brush I've cut back. Hope they don't get pissed off with a big pile of it in the yard.
>>85406889nta, but you should be able to take it to a dump. some dumps allow people to dump brush and such, and they just burn it or toss it into a landfill.
>>85407005with what, my little sedan? I'll take it out a little at a time with the weekly trash pick up. It'll take a while to get it all but as long as they don't bitch about it its fine.
>>85407012you could always shell out the hundred bucks or so to rent a little uhaul trailer and use that, anon. idk if your sedan has towing capabilities. i think youd need a ball and hitch. just suggesting. sorry.
Sorry for replying to this thread as a woman but he isn't hot my swedish ex was hotter
>>85407017>my swedish ex was hotterdamn this meow lore is crazy
>>85407015Yeah I know I could rent trailers but I have never towed anything in my life and I doubt my Toyota corolla even could. If the city wants to bitch about the brush I'll just hire someone to haul it away.
>>85407026>schizospeak
>>85407031you wouldn't get lt...
>>85407044Yeah that is the gist of what I said
>>85407055*dropkicks you out of a window into a woodchipper*ok
>>85407062*dodges it* nothing bersonal
>>85407029fair enough. i dont think itll be a big issue either way. they usually dont complain about our brush and we sometimes leave it in a big pile for a week or more.
do you guys usually give money to beggars or homeless? Donate?
>>85407532i give them the patrick bateman treatment
>>85407536i had no doubt you would mexi
>>85404675Glad I'm not the only one that did this. I remember finding some guy with a really hot fursuit, try to find them only to find out they died. And all their porn is on twitter with no way of deleting it. I don't wanna say who they are out of respect tho, but idk what the morality is of fapping to it is.
fuck off cancerous furry degenerates
>>85407532I mean if they're just asking for food like a sandwich, it costs nothing to give them. Money is different
>>85407554I'm sowwy anon
>>85407566you are not welcome in this general go back to >>>/trash/
>>85407546I'd love a furry bf but I don't understand the fetish. What do you like about it? The 2D aspect?
>>85407579Idk, the art just appeals to me. I prefer the 2d stuff way over the 3d stuff so maybe that's part of it. Other nice part is that it's a cheat code for making friends, especially if you're socially retarded.>>85407570Calm down anon, I'm not even posting furry pics.
Blyy where bf waa.
>>85407663>I'm not even posting furry pics.if you don't, i will. men are hot as fuck, even as deer or perhaps doggy. god i love men
>>85407663this possum makes me cry, too sweet and fragile
>>85407663I'm your state assigned bf but I wasn't able to reach you
>>85407532i don't even give birthday or christmas gifts to my familynot even my little nieces and nephewsis that messed up?
>>85407532i'll never give a homeless dude money but if they ask for food or some other survival/hygiene necessity and i'm by a supermarket, sure.
>>85407711sounds like typical faggot behaviour to me
>>85407700So true love me possums>>85407704Lies
>>85407611>it's a cheat code for making friends, especially if you're socially retarded.very true. it's a shame so many anons here are anti-furfag as it's braindead easy to enmesh yourself in a furry community and acquire friends if you identify as one and engage with that culture. just act like a stupid keyboard-mashing retard going :333 and you'll be off to the races
>>85406870It's so crazy to me that america is supposed to be some freedom land but you can't do whatever the fuck you want with NATURAL VEGETATION on your own property.Thank fuck i live in an east euro shithole and i can be as lazy as i want with cutting grass.
>>85407756What if you're over 30 and into real bestiality with dogs? Will furfags still accept you? Asking for a friend.
>>85407691I don't even know why I find this so hot, maybe I'm just mentally ill. >>85407711I don't do that either. I think we were just raised to be hyper independent. Give nothing, take nothing.
>>85407720You did, but when the form arrived, you put "no manlets" and I was sent back.
>>85407761America is the land of hypocrisy. Yes, you got your mansion and your gun and you can fire people like it's nothing, but if everyone is "free" nobody truly is. Also everything there is money based
>>85407786>Will furfags still accept you?most won't (for the zoo) but there's probably going to be some zoofags you'll be able to sniff out posting feral. also don't fuck dogs :D
>>85407788there's nothing mentally ill about finding men in passionate embrace hot
>>85407711>is that messed up?I don't like doing gifts either, I'm stingy and I make sure people don't gift me anything either, or I'd just feel guilty and will try to make a gift back, but I make sure that doesn't happen. Even if I had a bf, I think I'd say to him to not buy me any gifts, he's already a gift. Maybe if I found love I could warm up tho and make him gifts>>85407719are gays attached to money?
I don't like gifts because only I know what I want. However something small and unexpensive made with heart is nice to get and always appreciated
>>85407846>tfw no furry bf to fap to yiff with
>>85407803Not true I'm 5'5" myself and I've found men shorter than me cute plenty of times
>>85407871cute stuff, anon. mutual masturbation and bonding over shared porn sounds hot :3
>>85407756too bad most furries are retards and generally low quality people>>85407786it's actually really common, just about every con has a "petting zoo" but it's kinda under wraps.
>>85407872You should specify though that all those men were BLACK
>>85407756I heard furries only want certain body types, even beneath the suit. Is that true?
>>85407894Oh, he's into black guys. That's why I couldn't be his bf. Man, even signing up to the state sponsored bf program, I can't get anything right.
>>85407905furries are just like any other type of faggot: it depends on their preference. i'll speculate that the suits allow people to perhaps stretch preferences as you can't see their bodies and therefore your brain will piece together an ideal that probably won't hold up to reality. but by that point you're probably about to fuck and already dig them so it shouldn't matter. i don't have a suit or been to a con though so i'm just talking out of my ass lol. still, i don't think furried have special preferences compared to other faggots
>>85407894Neither of them were black>>85407927No that poster is just obsessed with black people and is a cuck
>>85407927Yeah sorry to be the one to break the news to you but that guy is an infamous poster here called meow and he's always been a BLACKED sissy and he even used to spam BLACKED porn here a lot too but hasn't done it for a while
>>85407939I'm a furfag that doesn't have a suit, never been to a con, never had a bf, never had sex, never been hugged. And yeah, this is true, furries are just an extension of gays. You have the bichadfurs fucking all the cute guys and girls, sexpests, femboys, fatfurs, hyper autists, and the furcels (me)
>>85407958Why didn't he say he was into black people? I really put myself to shame trying to get a r9k bf and turns out I'm not wanted because I'm northern European.
>>85407975I hope you get some hugs (and more) from a nice furry boy, anon...
>>85407985He's kind of a tsundere about it he'll deny being into BLACKED then every once in a while he'll make a post saying he'd gladly suck on BLACK cock or fuck BLACK guys then he'll get really sensitive if you ever say he's into BLACKED it's just the way he is it's a bit confusingAlso he's a none white finnish mongoloid with one of those weird mongolian faces that those people tend to have so he's not very good looking either
whole thread really died and just stared at blud after he said that like
filling my diaper reading this! keep it up!
>>85408156i would unironically prefer diaper posting over the blacked shit tbdesu
the top struggle is real
>diaperthat's a fetish I can't understand. I think I'd still love my love if he was into it, but I would not take part in it
>>85408250do you really love someone if you won't change their diaper?
>>85408260NTA but I found out the hard way that if I'm really infatuated with someone, I'll excuse anything.
vgh... i'm such an oldie
>>85408281you took estrogen because someone told you to didn't you
>>85408260I think you're trolling but I think you can still love someone while not taking part in every quirk of theirs. I would not change a diaper to babies (which I don't really like), imagine to a grown baby. If I'm not wrong, diaper carriers don't really ask partners to change them when they go boom boom
bf finding out i wear diapers but reassuring him it's not a fetish i'm just a hardcore gamer
>>85408290Nah, but I'm surprised how close you got. It was them who really wanted to transition. I let them do it but after like 6 months I realised I don't wanna date a transfem. Break up was so brutal that it still affects me today, and I'm too scared to get into another relationship.
>>85408320your fault for dating a tranny
>>85408320damn, that's rough. still, that's kind of an outlier, no? surely that's not going to happen twice - lightning doesn't strike in the same place twice and all that.
>>85408320>I realised I don't wanna date a transfemoutside this place, who hates transgenders with a passion, it's a really risky topic to bring up. Honestly I'm the same as you, but I realized this before I got in a relationship: I wanna date guys who identify as guys, or non binary guys at worst. It's a psychological thing, and of course a sexual one, because I'm gay so I wanna be with guys. Were there signs she was going to transition when you met?
Is /r9gay/ hyped for GTA6?
>>85408347i'm hyped for it to get leaked and the whole build PC build posted years before it should
>>85408340This tb hNot even hating here it's like if you date a troon that's on you
>>85408347I want the new Mario game
you guys do know that a perfectly normal guy you're dating could be hiding he feels like a "she" actually and transition in the middle of the relationship? Look at philosophy tube, nobody would have guessed
>>85408380if you really love him you should make sure that never happens!
>>85408380desu if I loved him, I'd at least try to support him as a her. I also feel like I'd eventually 'break' like that other anon, but I'd at least give it a shot.
>>85408391you cannot change gender dysphoria, it's pretty tragic>>85408401I think we'd still be friends and yes at the end of the day I'd support her transition because I care for the person, but the relationship is almost guaranteed to end, not because it's a trans person but because it's not a guy anymore
>>85408417>I think we'd still be friends and yes at the end of the day I'd support her transitionor maybe that would be unlikely because she would tell me to go to hell after I left her for that
>>85408417>you cannot change gender dysphoria, it's pretty tragicit's literally not real, beat it out of him if he needs it
(and by it he means his prostate)
>>85408346I think the red flags were that she liked calling herself a femboy and hung out in femboy servers. But I remember having a convo and they were complaining about trans women and how femboys were different. 2 months later they said they were taking estrogen because they wanted to grow their butt and have soft skin.You know, writing this out, in retrospect, it was really obvious. But she had such a nice body and huge dick, and messaged me everyday when no one else messaged me.Ofc, never met irl.
>>85408570if you could find someone like that once, it can happen again (sans transitioning). i will pray for you anon
>>85408570oh so the signs were definitely there, thought it was just a dude>But I remember having a convo and they were complaining about trans women and how femboys were differentliterally this place. It's a common delusion. Femboys are just the starting phase most of the time>2 months later they said they were taking estrogen because they wanted to grow their butt and have soft skin.literally this place part 2 LMAO. Anon was advising others to take estrogen to keep their skin smooth and soft
>>85408585This happened a year ago and I'm still not over it. Like I keep thinking about it every day. It's torturous. >>85408594It really is the pipeline, huh? I think they're dating a cis girl. So I'm wondering if she was into dudes to begin with.
>>85408617>Like I keep thinking about it every day. It's torturous.:( anon... I'm sorry. I've been there and it really is a relentless agony. The worst part for me was how inescapable it was: there's no way to rationalize the pain away or diminish it once it started. You just had to take it until the wave of pain ends. I hope it gets better for you *hugs*
trannies are just narcissistic straight men
>>85408650that can be said for gays as well
>>85408617>It really is the pipeline, huh?it is, nugays will deny it but it's how it is. Why would a guy want to look more like a woman in the first place? Not even androgynous, or not manly, but like a woman. Not judging, it just means that they feel more comfortable presenting as women already>>85408617>Like I keep thinking about it every day. It's torturousI would understand why that's the case, but "he" is a she now, so it's like you just left a relationship with a woman like any gay would do, only that you knew afterhand. It wasn't going to work, the person you miss doesn't exist anymore
>Tfw no straight MAGA bf
>>85408719that's very likely to transition
>>85408732NooJust a normal guy (although maybe slightly athletic)
is really femme fagvoice a sign?
>>85408780that I want to breed them? Yes.
>>85408780A sign that they'll rim you but not expect you to return the favour? yes but that's just because the top shortage has made it a tight economy for them
>>85408803hot but rimming boys is also hot so I'd be returning it trebly so.
>>85408194True everything there is true it's so harsh being top but a bottom can just spout some uwu type shit and instantly have 12 tops appear in their dms instantly
>>85408780a sign of credit card debt?
>>85408813It's not for me tb h
>>85409191even if your bf asked for it?
>>85405220Only spent around 600 on this. It turned on but I need to config my drives onto it.
>>85409201Yes even if. Bottoms don't rule the world anon. He better be sucking my dick constantly and have dinner on the table by 7 if he thinks he's getting rimmed even once a fortnite
>>85409211suppose we just got a different view of things...
>>85409218I won't be part of your loony left agenda to rim bottoms
>>85408803>>85408813>>85409191>>85409201I think it's kind of cute and romantic if both sides rim each other
Top shortage so bad, I've had people ask me to top them despite being 5'7.
>>85409233you just don't get it...>>85409237like, at the same time? I suppose it'd technically be possible if you're sitting on his face and he has his legs over his head in a sort of mating-press position. it sounds a bit awkward but hot as fuck if you can make it comfortable.
>>85409237I'm not saying I'd never do it. >>85409249I do get it. It's just that fucking an ass feels 10x better than licking one
>>85409240surely you took up the offer?
>>85409266>It's just that fucking an ass feels 10x better than licking oneit's more physically stimulating but psychologically? it really pushes my buttons in a good way
>>85409276Both, it Physically feels like heaven and then psychologically I feel clear and focused for a week or so
>>85409285if that's your preference then that is fair. humping is also good
>>85409294If you've ever bottomed, we here at Top corp would like to thank you for your service
>>85408346a man who wants to be a woman is not a womansomeone that has never had an actual vulva working or not is not a woman
>>85409240I'm 5'6 and never had anyone ever ask me to top them is the difference between never having sex and being a chad top really just 1 inch in height?
>>85409349have you ever put yourself in a place to be asked
>>85409363Yes but I'm short and my penis is only 6.5 inches long so I'm too ugly
>>85409373you should like just lie dude. say you're 5'7 and your dick is 7" no one will ever know
>>85409393That's fine so long as I never have to meet the person irl and have sex with them which is what I'm trying to do
>>85409439you think someone is gonna notice an inch of height? half an inch of dick? shit, you need to got to play the game, man. everybody lies. lie your fucking gourd off and if they catch you in any feign ignorance. if they don't? good.
>>85409455I'm a pathetic skinny white sissy with a tiny white dick lying about a inch or 2 isn't going to cover it do you think I could lie about having a BIG BLACK COCK and seduce little BLACKED white sissies for BIG BLACK COCK?
>>85409492why do you do this man. come on
>>85409233wtf is this real bros?
>>85409507Because I'm too short and ugly and no one wants my ugly dick it's over it's all fucking over they only want chad
>>85409558with all due respect man i want to offer advice but you're talking like the most stereotypical parody of an /r9k/ user that i can't tell if you're just doing a bit or not
>>85409533no but this is (might be photoshopped tho)
>>85409568The sissy and BLACKED stuff is a bit because people regularly make fun of me for only being 125lbs and 5'6 but I genuinely can't have sex because I'm too short and skinny as a top and even my dick despite being 6.5 inches somehow manages to always be smaller then the bottom or they say they've had and want larger
>>85409666the sissy and blacked stuff is just kind of offputting, but if you find it funny then alright i guess.as for the rest, i'm not sure what to tell you. i've got a similar dick to you size-wise and i've never gotten the sizequeen angle from a bottom (because 6.5 is a pretty decent size). did you ever exchange pics? maybe you're just showing them like really bad angles and you need to up your camera-game. the difference between a bad and a good angle can make all the difference tbdesu.
Its late, I'm starving but I didn't eat any dinner, and I only have a skillet pasta meal or yet another frozen pizza. I don't want either and I have two full days of yard work (when I say full days I mean probably like two hours/day tops since I can't handle anything more on my hips and leg) ahead of me.
>>85408150Literally how it feels after i kill a thread and the entire board slows down thanks to my big beautiful reply
>>85409936i kneel... i farking kneel...
>>85409714Yeah a lot of guys seem to think that my little itty bitty white clitty is ugly and grotesque maybe it is just the lighting and angle
>>85409983>ugly and grotesqueare you cut? if so rip but some people like the meatpole look
>>85410003No I'm uncut and have slight phimosis
>>85410005man I hate to sound like a faggot but your dick sounds great. I really don't know how you're having so much trouble *shrugs*
>>85410005>I'm uncut and have slight phimosisCute
>>85410012One of the main compliments that I get a lot is that it's too veiny>>85410016It's really not it's fugly
>>85410060>it's too veinyveins are hot and give a dick a nice texture, so I would actually say that's a good thing to be complimented on.
me sitting at my computer all weekend hating my life but doing nothing to change it for the umpteenth time
I wish he'd let me plow as hard as I'd likewho?the bottom reading this!
I saw a cat today :3
>>85410268i see one every day (i own one)
I own 6, formerly 9. rip the 3 kitties I've lost this year.
Can I still browse here if I'm attracted to ftms? I kinda hate myself for it
>>85410467Not regular twinks or at least femboys? Only FTMs is chaser tier.
>>85410502I like twinks too. I am a twink so I guess I'm just attracted to "feminine" males. Regardless of genitalia
>>85410467yeah what are they gonna do they are tiny little brown bottoms
>>85410467>I kinda hate myself for itBut why tho?My current gf is basically ftm for the fetish. It's comfy to plap my subby faggot.
>>85410610nigger if you're straight why are you in a gay thread god damn LARP harder son
>>85403072Horny Sex with men
it feels like I've lost community that I once had. places I used to go to confide in no longer offer that same support. It feels as though I get lonelier every day and things get worse. I do not know what to do.
watched skibidi toilet for the first time on the living room tv with my elderly parents and younger relatives. skibidi
>>85410723bifag slut tho. I fucked and got fucked by pretty much everything except feminine cis girls.for some reason for relationships I keep attracting trans people.
How do i get rid of the smell of shit if i have sex in public?
>>85411452why would there be a smell of shit bro
>>85411462Do you even gay-sex?It always smells of shit.
>>85411621uhh no it doesn't dude what
do you guys ever wish you weren't gay or are you just like a-ok with being degenerate filth
>>85411647i wouldn't have it any other way
>>85411647i'm bi and I'm purposefully choosing to be de facto gay. foids are way too much drama and trouble.
>>85408391this. if they wanna troon out it's over.
>>85410242>.<uuuuuuuuuuuh me? O.o
Do you guys ever have nights where you cry yourself to sleep and then feel fine the morning after? I think I've bottled my sexual desires too long and am suffering from long term romantic isolation. I'm not scared of my sexuality. I think I'm just scared of putting time into someone who doesn't love me. That's what paralyzes me from getting into a relationship.In an ideal world I'd have a boy I can tell everything to. And he would do the same, and love me regardless.
>>85411750>gay AND misogynistpick a struggle faggot
>>85411819>O.oStrong need to breed
>>85411647No actually, I just wish the world and the people were different, that being gay was different as an experience. It's not easy for straight guys either these days, sure they don't face any discrimination or get killed for it, but they deal with other problems
>>85411852I feel the same. Being gay doesn't ultimately change much. (in a first world country at least)If I was straight I'd still be longing for true love. Whatever that may be.
>>85411833I get the pain of mounting frustration resulting in a "blowup" event or needing to vent it by crying>afraid of lost investmentLove is a leap of faith, anon. You don't have to look at the whole life with someone the moment you meet a person that catches your fancy. Try getting to know them and let them give you the confidence and security it's something that can be real by showing you affection and compassion. I mean, you have to find that guy first, but...
>>85411852You don't wish you could have biological children without bureaucratic medical intervention? Or spontaneous sex? Or sex without having to worry about HIV?
>>85411868I suppose you are right. I should view it more like that. At the same time I find such longing envy when I see happy couples. I just wish I could live that for a minute. >I mean, you have to find that guy first, but...The gay dating pool being pretty bad doesn't help much.
>>85411881>The gay dating pool being pretty bad doesn't help much.Have you searched around much? What's making it look so bleak?
>>85411885I'm not long for casual sex, sadly. I'd love to date some of the straight guys I meet too, so it's kinda a cockblock in some areas and a lack of alligning interests in the other area.
>>85411838neah. foids suck.i honestly don't understand why fags simp for foids.
>>85411861>Being gay doesn't ultimately change much. (in a first world country at least)that I disagree. It does change, even in a first world country, unless you live in Nordic countries like meow. But it's not just about the homophobia and the outside, but the gay themselves. We are wired a little different than straights even if we're replicating a lot of their dynamics>>85411873>childreneww no, that's one of the things I'm the happiest about being gay: no risk of getting anyone pregnant, ever, can't be set up with that like a straight guy could. But there are other risks of course>Or spontaneous sex?I can agree that it'd be nice if nature gifted us other ways to be intimate, yes. But gays are creative when it comes to sex, and it's not just about sex, I wanna love and be with a guy. I know that straights think we only care about sex, and well some may fit the stereotype, but many of us want a man to love with heart>Or sex without having to worry about HIV?yes, this is a problem more common for gays, but not exclusive to us. Better use protection
>>85411891Well, what do you think you should do? Have any idea on where to poach for a potential bf locally?
>>85411891some straights are way sweeter than a lot of gays. Countless of poor, sweet boys simping for girls that barely acknowledged them and I was always like "I'm right here for you"
>>85411912No idea honestly. Locally at least. I feel like a black sheep regardless of where I am in social settings. It doesn't mean I can't be socialable, but it just feels like a herculean task to actually make meaningful conversation in this day and age.I've tried dating apps. It wasn't very pleasant.
dating apps are dehumanizing and make you dehumanizing. I wish I would have found my HS sweetheart back then
>>85411924>feels like a herculean task to actually make meaningful conversation in this day and age.irl, definitely. feels a lot easier to do online with strangers (which in turn helps make a connection quicker). It's kind of why I prefer online stuff, even if that ends up with stuff like ldrs which are total nonstarts unless you can visit the other. Still, irl gives you the potential to bond in person more casually. Maybe if you found a group for your interests you could find some gays to bond with that way?
>>85411902I mean yes straight people have problems just like gay people do but you have to agree that overall it's better to be straight than gay, no?
>>85411975honestly, even with everything considered, I don't think I'd like to be straight as I am now. I don't have a fairy tale like gay life, quite far, but I don't wanna change my sexuality to girls
>>85411985I don't understand. Why not? What on earth could possibly be so great about being gay? What do you like about it?
I'd date a boy from here ngl. That'd be ideal. Give me my timid and loving r9gay bf.
>>85412010I've met some sweet boys from here over the years, and some surprisingly successful too. Also makes me a bit sad as some of them got bfs; and while that's a good thing, it means this thread has slowly been dwindling (which I think we all are feeling nowadays). There's only going to be so many boys left before this thread is just gone...
>>85412010you forgot to mention twinkish
>>85412004>What on earth could possibly be so great about being gay?nothing about greatness, it's about your inner feelings and sensations. What's so great about being straight? Do you love gettin touched and loved by women? Having their skin near yours?
>>>>85412049>Do you love gettin touched and loved by women? Having their skin near yours?No but if I did I certainly wouldn't want to be gay. I'd be happy I like girls and don't have to worry about any of the shit gay guys worry about.
>>85412058dude I thought you were a straight guy>don't have to worry about any of the shit gay guys worry aboutyou would have to worry about the straight stuff. But anyway this isn't a competition about who got it worse, we obviously have more issues but our primal love and feelings for men aren't rational, you just know that the moment you get intimate and lovind with a guy you will feel like you're touching the sky
>>85410467You should be>Can I still browse here if I'm attracted to retarded ugly schizophrenic women who need to larp as "males"?What do you think the answer will be you fucking idiot? The fuck outta here>>85410610>>85411290Kill yourself, fuck off vile straggot parasite and never post here again. Attract bodily harm coming your way instead>>85411750Yes you're just as gay as any other guy yet somehow you're gonna find "the right woman" one day despite your current larp. Fuck off, go into the sunset, kill yourself
i just felt a wave of sunshine enter the thread
I hate that i wear glasses, i feel like it probably makes me look uglier than i already do but i also am too much of a coward to wear contacts.
Must have been me beaming and shining the harsh UV light onto every ftm, tranny, chaser, straggot, biscum bacteria and amoeba and burning them to ash, or at least penetrating their entitled larp cell walls. You're welcome
>>85412106*coughs in your face*
>>85412100glasses are cute desu
>>85412073huh. I don't think I'll ever really know what it's like to not want to be a completely different person.
>>85412100how can you say that? any boy, even with the ugliest glasses, become cute and interesting and prettier and hotter and sexier when he puts it on. it's more noticeable with hot guys but any guy with glasses is potential mate
>>85412100I love googly boys, it's a +200 points for me if a guy wears glasses but I'm in a minority. Why do gays hate glasses?
m-me? a potential mate? >quickly puts on my glasses
Speaking of wanting to be gay or not, little me loved being gay because I just imagined it as a free drama relationship with your bestest bro but with sex, cuddles and lot of kisses. Basically a bromance where you do all the things boys like doing together with extra steps and more sentimental. Reality proved me it was very far from that, but that's still the kind of relationship I long for
>>85412119I want to change things about myself and I want the world to change, a lot, but my love for men is just a core aspect of mine, that doesn't mean I'm happy if that makes you feel better, it just means that I want this specific thing to work out. Why do you want to stop being gay? Is it the HIV thing, which is understandable, or are there some bad experiences you went through recently?
>>85412194it's a combination of many things. the HIV thing (and the fact that so many other diseases seem to disproportionately impact MSM over everyone else) is part of it but also it's the homophobia and the fact that homosexuality seems to really go against how the human reproductive system works in ways that are hard to ignore, the fact that we only make up like 1.5% of the population and the loneliness and alienation that causes, etc. it just seems like really nothing is really designed to accommodate homosexuality if that makes any sense. Like you're not 'supposed' to be gay, it's just an unfortunate matter of happenstance you have to work around. It's hard to not feel like an aberration, an abnormality.
>>85412243>go against how the human reproductive system works in ways that are hard to ignoreis it just from the biological perspective or do you miss on not having a kid of your own?>It's hard to not feel like an aberration, an abnormality.by definition we are not normal, yes, and I personally don't really care that much about it. I'd say our nature is a mystery, when people make us feel like we're disgusting for not being normal it's hard not to doubt about our existence, most gays go through that, some don't make it, like that poor child who killed himself after coming out to his class. And yet I do know that I could never love a woman or be with a woman like I would with a man, I could never feel comfortable with them like I would with a man, and it's not something I want to or feel the need to overcome, it's who I am, a guy that wants to care for and love another guy. Some "kinder" homophobes make you think you're just traumatized and fixable, but really there's nothing I could think about myself that traumatized me to be this way, sure I was influenced but I always swayed this way since I was little, so that means that nature made me like this too, and if nature made me like this there has to be a universal reason, even if I'm just here so the human populace won't grow abnormally. Sexuality is a lot more complex than just straight or gay, or bi, but human society choosed to be rigid about itI get your pain and doubts, even if I want to be with a guy, it doesn't mean I don't suffer from it, that's why I said I want the world to change, not me
I don't want to be straight either but sometimes I wish I was aroace. They seem to have it pretty good
>>85412307>is it just from the biological perspective or do you miss on not having a kid of your own?both. gay sex is humiliating in its reliance on parts of the human body that weren't necessary evolved for sex at all but also knowing that you're extremely unlikely to have kids at all, let alone biological kids due to the way sex works for you worsens it.>I want the world to change, not metotally understandable. I'm not entirely concerned solely with the social aspect of it. it'd be great if homophobia disappeared tomorrow, but still you'd have to deal with the rest of it all. all the biological complications, all the low probabilities associated with being such a small minority, etc. it just sucks bad. but eh, it's whatever.
>>85412127yes, it is you. but i shouldn't inspire you to wear it, i'm an ugly terrible disgrace and you should look in the other places, maybe make love and relationship with other nerds or just regular people that wear glasses. actually it will be fun seeing two guys in glasses trying to kiss and not come into each others visors, just like seeing two boys with bracers trying to make out too. because two types of guys together is... cute and... soft and nice...
Nigger retard still thinks that the meaning of life is to have kids like a retarded essentialist that he is which anyway is usually composed of bored retards that can't find hobby or meaning to life and base their views on bare mininum normalized and topical expectations of a human in a vacuum and thinks that penis that is sexual organ for penetrating and prostate that was put by God in your asshole for you to feel pleasure when you're getting bumfucked are not sex organs. Retard might actually be depressed and overthink it while suffering to find other important stuff todo in life.
>>85412448I'm a virgin. I know, don't laugh, pls. Asking to you all: is gay sex really that painfully unnatural and bad?
>>85412468you sound like a sweet thing, anon. i can just take off my glasses and then we'd both be on a level playing field. then i can kiss you and maybe we can find out how soft and nice boys can really be ;3
>>85412468>just like seeing two boys with bracers trying to make out too. because two types of guys together is... cute and... soft and nice...I love this too. Nerd x Nerd is really cute
>>85412493thank you, i don't think you should do this tho. i don't think you to subject yourself to an ugly bastard bf fetish. you need a cute guy, strong or soft or delicate doesn't matter, don't think i fit any of those categories. and you already have a leg up being a cute glasses guy>>85412503why is that? no matter how these nerds look, big or small, short or tall, shredded or fat, evil or nice, whenever two gay nerds make up and become habitual to each other and spend time together, their dynamic becomes cute and loveable? even one nerd work too
>>85412587because nerds are (or better used to in the past) social outcasts so they have more understanding and empathy compared to your average normie. They know what it feels like to be lonely so they get really attached to people they click with. Their dynamic is wholesome because it's different compared to a normal lovey dovey couple
>>85412488>painfulNo. Maybe your first time might be because you'll probably be doing something wrong but if you use lube and go slow, it'll be fine. Quite good actually. you may experience a stretching sensation in your asshole that resembles what you feel in the back of your knee when you touch your toes, but even that subsides after like 90 seconds. after that it just feels like an internal massage that tickles. actually anal orgasms are very good, notably stronger than penile orgasms. they're weird though because they're not localized to any one particular area in your body. you'll feel it everywhere, all over. In your fingers, in your face. it's crazy.>unnaturalNot technically, but psychologically it definitely feels unnatural and humiliating.
>>85412615>they're weird though because they're not localized to any one particular area in your body. you'll feel it everywhere, all over. In your fingers, in your face. it's crazydamn I want it now. That's exactly how I feel when thinking about males, imagine that but 10 times stronger
>>85412486I mean I don't think procreation is life's /purpose/ or anything but I don't like being restricted from it is all
>>85412587>don't think i fit any of those categorieswhy not? you sound nice!
>>85412651how young are you? Having kids is a trouble, it's not ideal like they make you think. If you want a kid, you could still sex a woman just for that, but you want to be gay and procreate with a guy I guess
>>85412645nta but nothing stops you from buying a dildo and a vibrator and experiment safely at home.in fact, you should do that so you'll know more about how your body in particular functions. two guys reach anal orgasm not quite exactly the same. it's a bit more complex (but also way hotter as the other anon correctly notes) than penile cooming.
>>85412685>dildoI know it's a good advice but sex toys aren't my thing. I'd rather have the real experience, even if messy
how common is for gays to be smart kids but totally ADHD wasted potential as adults? All gays I know are well adjusted and independent
>>85412895I was a pretty smart kid and became a piece of shit in high school. Now I'm an adult piece of shit.
I know, that's why I love with gays and want to fall in love with a gay. But since I'm a motherfucking retard that only shares the attraction to men with other gays therefore I can't have a normal and adjusted bf. I need a retarded, huffing and puffing, maybe streetsmart but that's it, strong bf that can barely keep floating.
>>85412610what about jaded nerds? do they become loving the minute they get a crumble of affection?>>85412659i don't believe it's the most important thing. i may be nice sometimes but my achiles foot is my inability to see beauty in me. and if i can't love myself how they hell will bf love me and not somebody else amen
>>85413030>jaded nerdsI don't think I ever met one, care to share some examples?>do they become loving the minute they get a crumble of affection?depends. Some guys, nerds included, are just assholes and will get conditionally loving, others are just bitter and hurt and will bark at others only out of fear but will melt once shown some love. Then some people just don't believe in love anymore
anyway jealous af of Momo. I wanna do this to my sweet nerdy bf, I wanted a HS love story with him and go on adventures together
>>85412895me!but that's a lie, I was never going to be anything. I was always a lazy fuck. I just made kinda good grades in school via rote memorization and being in a poor school where the average student didn't care about their grades. In the one AP class I took I made a C average and that was in history 'my thing' so no I was never gifted or had potential. Mom just told me I did.
>>85411647the alway i see it, it's like having a broken leg. i don't feel shame about having a broken leg. i didn't do anything wrong by breaking my leg. i'm don't feel guilty for having a broken leg, nor should i. but also. boyyyy do i wish my leg weren't broken. shits mad inconvenient. i limp around and look at all the people around me with their both functioning legs and feel a twinge of jealousy.
I dont believe in adhd or autism really, like 1% of people that are said to have it maybe but i think a lot of it is fake.
>>85414350they are terms we use to categorize people unfit for the insane modern world we live in, of course there will be people who can't fit into this fake modern world
>>85414416I dont even think that is true, a lot of the people i see said with it nowdays are as plain as my walls and no outlying activities. I just think it is a term to try and cause people to think they are individuals and unique, so that is easier to intergrate them into the current hivemind that is rapidly expanding without them resisting for the sake of being a self.
>>85414505you need to realise most people online are self-diagnosed and do not have an actual diagnosis
>>85414198i've always felt 'too tall,' like i'm 7 and 1/2 feet tall inside. everybody thinks that being tall is awesome, that being taller is always better. girls love tall guys. statistically, you're more likely to be president or CEO and you will make significantly more money over your lifetime on average. that's mostly just for guys who are 'a little tall,' though, like 6 ft 2 inches. just enough to be bigger than other people, but not big enough to be properly TALL.because in reality, being 7ft tall fuckin sucks. nothing in the world is built for you when you're that height. you don't fit in the desk at school. the pens and pencils and backpacks don't fit either. your shirt and shoes don't fit. your feet stick off the end of your bed. you slouch and bend over to fit in the car or shower. you're at work hunched over all day long with back pain because the table is at mid-thigh height for you. the tiny little 5'6 women are perfectly comfortable because it's at the perfect height for them. everywhere they go, everything fits them perfectly, as if the entire world has been designed with them in mind, built just for them. NONE of it is made for you.it's so backwards, being average is a massive advantage because everything is set up for the success of the average person. being excellent puts you at a distinct disadvantage because you have to fight the current at every turn. nobody understands that you can't just cut your legs off and shrink down enough to fit in the box.
>being 7ft tall fuckin sucks
>>85414563>I'm better looking then everyone else and can have sex with whoever or whenever I want and everybody is nicer to me then everyone else and I get better job opportunities then everyone else but my life is actually worse then everyone else because this one chair at my desk is too small for meThis is retarded bait
>>85414350modern working conditions are insanely inhumane, aggressively anti-social, and completely intolerable to a large minority of people. the majority of people only just barely tolerate them. but rather than addressing workers rights or any of the real underlying issues like that, capitalist framing blames the individual and pathologizes their inability or unwillingness to tolerate such unreasonable conditions. in other words, the runaway slave is treated as insane or invalid in order to try and justify the evil practice they're escaping.
I will never be a beautiful handsome man
My clitty is miniscule my tiny white pecker is small no one will ever love my pathetic little itty bitty white clitty I will spend the rest of my days having my cock humiliated and insulted by bottoms for not having a average sized 8 inch cock and it's all fucking over I will never have sex or a relationship it's over.
I counted the bug bites on my legs and stopped at 40. My fat neet flabby legs are a buffet to the insects. Damn you city boomers!
>>85414939Do you think the insects can develop diabetes or other blood related diseases from drinking your blood?
>>85414973they might. I bet its sweet. Seriously though as of my last doctor's visit I no longer had prediabetes. I cut down on my soda consumption too. Though I just replaced it with Gatorade which probably had just as much sugar.
Guys, I have to go to a sudden meeting tomorrow at work were my managers and HR are present.
Meow where gentleman husbie
>>85415203Who have you sexually assaulted?
>>85415203prepare for bullish negotiations
another birthday as a twink hag...
>>85415576you're so valid babe *jiggles your ass*
>>85414682sounds like you got a positive review. what's the isuse?
>>85415576Happy birthday anonny!
>>85415717>>85415590thank you friends. i got myself a nice filet mignon. ive always been alone on birthdays so i made a tradition to cook myself a nice dinner so i dont just be a morose faggot all day. it works surprisingly well
>>85415576happy late birthday Anony. I think I spent my most recent birthday high on adderall so I do not remember it well
gays don't be speed junkies challenge: impossible
>>85415857it's prescribed
substance abuse is based
>>85415907yet you were high on it...? fucking junkie scum
all junkies need to overdose ASAP
>>85415672Okay but that's 1 positive review out of like 26 so my cock is still ugly but I still want to mention it since it's one of the few compliments I ever got
>>85415972a compliments a compliment. what if that guy became your bf? the other 25 wouldn't really matter then. it's the type of numbers game where you only need to win big once to 'retire'
>>85415992He won't he lives too far away and his compliments mean nothing besides giving me a small temporary ego boost since I will never meet him and his opinion is just 1 small one against dozens of others that all disagree and say that it's ugly so it means nothing
>>85416080fair enough to erp with people to get off and get an ego boost, but I will say that "too far away" isn't always a death sentence to a relationship if either of you have the means to pay to fly to see the other. it's not a first choice obviously, but I do feel the need to state that>so it means nothingbeauty is in the eye of the beholder. even if this guy doesn't look like a potential bf, you do know there are people out there who can like your dick. it's just about finding the one who does who's also within an acceptable distance and you get on with
>>85416109>it's just about finding the one who does who's also within an acceptable distance and you get on withDoesn't exist so I will never have sex or be in a relationship it's over
>>85416122>Doesn't existwhy not? you're kneecapping yourself with self fulfilling prophecies, man. yeah if you say to yourself it'll never happen then you'll act accordingly and never put yourself in a position for it to happen. not easy to do again if you've tried before and got kicked to the curb, but that's not uncommon in e-dating.it's not over until you say it's over. so DON'T say it's over keep looking for people who will give your dick the compliments it deserves and you the affection you deserve
>>85416142Okay but my dick doesn't deserve compliments since it's ugly and I don't deserve affection since I'm short and ugly and trying to put myself in the dating market is turning into a humiliation ritual
>>85416142maybe his problem is that there's one dumb fucking moron retard that keep giving an obvious troll attention to the point where the retard himself may be one from the botnet?
>>85416167then shut the fuck up and stop talking about yourself every single thread nigger, that would be the best way for you to know how deserving of anything good you are
>>85416167did you think your dick and general person was ugly before trying the dating scene out? if someone compliments your dick, that's just as result as a dismissal or insult. this goes back to the idea that who cares what an individual thinks if you know there are others out there who CAN like your dick and body? you're never going to please everyone. >>85416168i don't get the sense it's trolling even if the way the information is presented can be a bit silly at times.
i like talking to boys lewdly and they tell me their penises start feeling funny and they show me their engorged leaking fucksticks
need bf that wants to turn in a huge dragon
>>85416316i didn't expect such a based statement from this thread
>>85416282Okay but what if the boy that you're talking to isn't chad?
>>85416177I'll stop doing that when every single bottom in the world stops rejecting me and wishing death on me for not being chad>>85416194Yeah honestly I always thought my dick looked kind of ugly mostly because of the phimosis and veins and it doesn't matter if 1 individual thinks that it's ugly what matters is that so far the vast majority of individuals that I've talked to think that which makes it fact since beauty is in the eye of the beholder
>>85416364if he's getting off to me then he is 'chad' in the sense I want him to mount and rut me.
>>85416395>the vast majority of individuals that I've talked to think thatcan you give a hard number? how would that go usually? so you've gotten 'in' with a guy enough that he wants to see your dick. you show it. what happens next, usually?
>>85416341>>85416316I have a comic about that. Meanwhile, can you turn into a dragon?
>>85416478>can you turn into a dragon?umm I can pretend to be one for you
>>85415946I have a low tolerence in the morning at least. Plus I think I fell asleep while in the car going home. >>85415945indeed
A scalie bf sounds cool, a bit different from the furry ones.
>>85416546they are cute and good
>tfw no non drug addict hedonist junkie scum bf
>>85416557Do you have any reptiles/lizards? I don't have any currently but I got to hold some sneks in HS. very cute and fun.
I only drink alcohol I'm not a junkie
>>85416579>Do you have any reptiles/lizards?haha, no. I've held a few in my time such as beardies and a pretty hefty snake, but that's about it. they are surprisingly chill.
>>85416408They then call it too veiny or ugly or say it looks small then they stop responding then a couple hours pass by and they block me and as for a number probably around 20
>>85416631and how do you react when they say these things? they don't even respond to your response to their comment? desu it just seems weird to me as people don't normally just say "oh wow your penis is small/ugly" even if they might think that. were those people in particular from places online? maybe you were searching in a kind of anti-social community that isn't representative of how normal people will talk because that is weird as helland idk "too veiny" doesn't seem like an insult but i get that in context it's conveyed as such. i'd just refer to the paragraph above for that reasoning.
spent the last 3 hours updating my new pc >tfw no IT bf
>>85416693Ooh what kind of upgrades? Hope it wasn't ram or GPU or you'll be broke.
Would you guys date 40yo Chad? I'm trying to figure out what kind of weird predicament I got myself into
>>85416533>umm I can pretend to be one for youaww that is very hot but expecially cute, I wish I could transform you myself nonny. What kind of dragon would you be? Would you be big as a little house, or a castle?
>normie bf opens the porn folder and finds 50gb of dragon porn
>>85416825It was a whole new mobo and ram. I managed to save some money by using my cousin's old case and cooler. Runs pretty good now but needs a new gpu for it to run post 2020 released games :(
>>85417102>saves them all on his USB drive
>>85417040>aww that is very hot but expecially cutety, anon. I would be a loyal dragon that protected you like my treasure hoard...As for size, I suppose it'd be nice to cater to you. Big and strong to protect, but small enough for cuddling and other things ;3
>>85417111I would pay serious money to have a bf goon to dragons with me
>>85417113oh so not a giant dragon :/ I'd transform you into a dragon sized one, consensually of course, cuddles would be nice regardless >I would be a loyal dragon that protected you like my treasure hoard...that's too sweet <3 but what type of dragon would you be, that's what I meant. A common fire one, an ice one, or something more special?
>>85417132that is so hot anon fellow dwaggy appreciator
>>85417140nta but very pretty art, this is a jewels dragon
>>85417139turn me into whatever you want, anon :3. I'll be your 4 story tall dragon with a tail a block long that you could see for miles if you climbed on me and let me sit upright...I suppose as for type, a smaug-tolkien one (so firebreathing, ancient, and with prominent scales) seems a good choice
>tfw no kingdom will put me out as the virgin sacrifice to the dragon in the mountain and he takes me to live with him as his boywife.
>>85417140Thanks anon. I'm so sad I'll never get to experience sharing dragon appreciation with another guy irl though.
>>85417180if you want we can talk about dwagons together and jerk our penises to them
Dragons would have hemi-penises right? I want to make sure I have my animal cock anatomy down.
>>85417216Omg can we really? Also, now that you phrase it that way. It does sound really weird.
>>85417257i think a monopenis is fair, but either way they should have a sheath and internal balls
>>85417261>It does sound really weird.that's ok weird can be fun. want me to post a discord to talk more? no problem if not
>>85417266Ahhh I'm too shy eeee
>>85417280i don't bite, anon... we can also just talk about whatever you want or nothing at all :3 here, if you want to (but no pressure ^^)https://pastebin.com/f2Ypcec4
>>85417263I like the idea of double cocks though. I bet the cum would be boiling hot or would it not due to them being cold blooded?
can i talk to an anon on discord i promise i dont suck im just drunk.
I have 1 more day and some unknown time on Wednesday to get the yard done. No idea if I'll make it but the brush pile is huge already and there's still a ton more left, but hopefully what I've done is enough to keep the city off my back (until I let it get bad again and have to to do it again next year because I never learn from my mistakes.)
I really don't like when things just feel different or I have to break my routine. It makes me sad, and contrary to popular belief I don't particularly enjoy being sad
Classes start again next Monday. It's been a stressful and busy summer, even if ultimately nothing ended up happening. I'm excited and nervous. When I look at it rationally, everything is going great + according to plan. Maybe the most productive thing to do sometimes is relax, trust the process, and don't get so anxious.
pokemon movies time >:3
>>85417616What would you like to talk about? Dear anon
sometimes i douche with sprite so my hole tastes sweet. it hurts like hell but it's making me a niche local microcelebrity.
You think when that anon shits it fizzes like popping candy as it comes out?
>>85419360it bet it makes *soda fountain noise* and then clicking and a hiss of air when it's over
I was abandoned by a boy who went into a nursing program to move forward in life instead of rotting in a failed life, and now I'm alone again. Sorry for acting so cocky and thinking I wouldn't be back.
>>85420120>Sorry for acting so cocky and thinking I wouldn't be backwho are you again?
>>85420185Just someone who cockyposted 3 years ago that I was out of this dump for good. I was nobody consequential and inconsequential I return to being.
>>85420199eh, I guess you still did have the ability to feel happy without a sensation of impending doom. I lost that since I was 16, I never trust happiness
better to have had a bf and lost him than never had one at all. Waiting for mr perfect soulmate is a problem many of us have.
>>85420229nta but>had a bf and lost him than never had one at all>Waiting for mr perfect soulmateare unrelated. I think the problem there wasn't that anon's bf wasn't perfect but that he left him for his career and life
I'll never forget my ex boyfriend and that's okay
>>85417175sorry I left you hanging anon :( I went to sleep. I think we are taking about two different kinks here eheh you are a scalie, right? I guess you'd feel more comfortable as a human size, but you want a super long tail, why is that? Is this something related to scalie kinks and preferences?>with a tail a block long that you could see for miles if you climbed on me and let me sit upright...traditional. If your bf was a dragon, would you like an ice one like? >>85416533 or do you want to be the only dragon in town?
Another day of yard work ahead, I'd start now but its still too early. Wonder if I'll get it all done, I might very well get a fine this time. I've neglected the backyard for a long time since no one could see it from the road. So either a neighbor snitched me out or most like they've started using drones to look for code violations.
>>85420257it's never too early, do it now before you get a panick attack because you cannot make it
>>85420260quiet hour still, lasts until 8. I could get a noise complaint.
>>85420268honestly glad I don't live in USA, where I live there's noise since 7 AM. Isn't there anything you could do without making noise? Scissors?
>>85420276I could probably get away with it but its only 20 minutes. Problem is that I woke up at 4:30 and couldn't go back to sleep. I'll still have to go to the store sometime today as well.
>named story>garden looks like a dark fae forest >has lots of critters in it>cats love him>is a cutie pie>looks chubby like a troll or something I'm sure you could make an aesthetic out of this, there's definitely a pattern
>storya monstrous corpulent troll gassing his kittens with stale mold-air and giving them cancer then going on the internet and whining like a little bitch that he can't do anything about it the creepy pathetic loser
>>85420297>garden looks like a dark fae forestmore like a run down white trash yard with brush everywhere and the critters are bugs that eat me alive. Seriously my legs are just nothing but bumps.
>>85420319>run down white trash yard with brush everywhereeverything can be with a bit of imagination. Faes aren't necessarily tidy>and the critters are bugs that eat me alivebugs are associated with fairies. You can be magical
>>85420349well I'm already a wizard, too bad I seemed to have skipped gardening magic in school.
>>85420362never too late to learn wizard-senpai
>>85420362now imagine you're taking care of a magical garden like in a sort of videogame, there's lot of dangerous critters hiding in it and damaging your HP, so you need to get rid of the places they're hiding in
My whole family including myself is just a big dysfunctional mess. I never stood a chance at being normal or having a successful life.
I stayed out for close to an hour before my hip hurt so bad I had to come in and rest. Also my left arm is basically useless, I don't know if its just weak or I have a nerve problem there too. Could barely hold some brush with it.
Hahahaha twinks are so fun and cute. Slay Queen
>>85420688So what does that zoomer hand signal mean?
>>85420705"cut it" "we gotta go"
all drug addicts, pill abusers and alcoholics, please leave the thread immediately, thank you
Uh oh, just finished my coffee. I'll see myself out...
coffee is just legal cocaine
>>85420688Ugly twink
>>85420759not ugly, but definitely shitface
>>85420688Give them 10 more years or so and they'll be cute.
Need straight edge bf.No drugs, no coffee, no sugar.Just good diet, exercise and 8 hours a sleep a day.
I violently crush my paracetamol pills i have to leave now.
Being perfectly straight edge with no flaws or vices is weird in itself
>>85420836most of those men are psychos
Making a chopped salad with Uncle Ben's shitrice. Would rather have an white uncle cutie bf throwing it back for me when he needs me to toss his salad and balls, with my face and mouth. But such is the life of an ugly gaycel normiefailure and I will never have an eager smart slightly older mature and stable loving bf.
>>85420439My older sibling managed to escape and build a life for themselves despite our parents abuse, so now they're convinced that they were good parents actually and I have no excuses because if Good Sibling can do it then I obviously can too and I'm just lazy and stupid and evil and useless and good for nothing and I'm choosing to live this way, they're good parents actually and it's all my fault for being such a shitty child.
>>85421394ding ding ding right on all accounts, imagine being such a piece of shit you still blame your parents for everything as an adult man, ahahaha everyone laughs at you behind your back
I really need a white guy to shoot a big load of cum in my old brown virgin ass, that will fix me
>>85421394you should date your brother that made it in life and be his bf that will understand
>>85421414most retarded thing i've heard all week, and i talk to a LOT of retards
my dad's car broke down so I'm staying home and calling in sick. Anyone wanna shitpost together on here?
>>85421511KEK sounds like anon hit a nerve
>>85421599>anon posts in support of child abuse>"wow anon that's retarded">LOL U MAD?? LOLLLyes, child abuse is bad. obviously
>>85421626waaa daddy didn't give me enough love i'm an adult man btw but this is what i'm sad about waaaa
>>85421765nobody is gonna agree with you vro, just stop. you're embarrassing
>>85421865cope, everyone agrees with me and everyone thinks you're embarrassing for complaining about your parents as an independent adult man like a little bitch LOL
>>85421935okay bozo
Parents cut off your arms legs and dig'n'ballz? LOL grow up boo boo can't be blaming your parents forever.
>>85421935>>85422041cringe pedophile
>>85421511Don't listen to that retard. There are a lot of arrested development retards on this website who love mommy and still live in her basement and can't stand the idea that people don't wuv their mummies like they do
>>85421418I finished, I came a lot but I'm still as horny as I was before I started, I'm considering doing again but I'm pretty mad at myself for being a disgusting horny animal, this is not post cum clarity, it's me trying to fight back the extreme horniness possessing my body but I keep losing the fight, I'm too old for this, celibacy keeps driving me crazy.
>>85422294I did it again, I don't regret it and I'm still horny as fuck, I came again and the only reason why I won't do it a 3rd time right now is because I'm too tired at the moment since I took a really long walk a few hours ago to try distracting myself away from my lust, obviously it didn't work this time, I really need a man to dick me down, my body is urgently asking for cock and the lust won't stop.
>>85422629old horny bitch lmao
i'm sorry but if you want dick over the age of 25 you're a degenerate and i can't help but think you should be executed
>>85422683mannn you can't have SHIT as a faggotFUCK
>tfw no horny dog bf
>>85422800i suppose that's one of the more attainable bf archetypes
tfw no cybertwink bf who's questing for the 21st century digital fountain of youth
>>85420926Do gay nephews really want sex with their uncles?
boys... be boys
>>85422683You can't tell me what to do, I can be as degenerate as I want and there's nothing you can do about it, your opinion is worthless, your life is as valuable as a summer ant, I have many goals in life and one of them is getting dick, what do you live for? Nothing! you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself NOW!About the execution thing, why don't you try coming here and do it yourself? Faggot, you wouldn't do shit because you are a pussy, the only thing you do in life is talking shit about others, kill yourself, that way you will make the world a better place.I'm a wizard, you won't get shit on me, I can do anything I want and I know I'm always right because I trancended humanity, I'm above pathetic muggles like you who can only dream having this power, one day I will get as much dick as I want and you can't do anything to stop me, you are powerless, merely a maggot, pathetic.
>>85423162alright come down hoss no one is coming to get you
I want to watch some teen television drama romance and lust after twink/twunk actors with broad shoulders and big arms and huge legs or strong core but i'm almost a wizard and don't know if it's ok
>>85423181you should feel like a bit of a pervert but fine aside from that
Should I just go get a pizza for my dinner tonight? Seriously I'm so tired after all this yard work and definitely don't feel like cooking.
>>85423258reward yourself with a nice pizza. Did you complete the yard work?
My glorious king shall have the finest of pizzas delivered as payment for the toil of the day.
>>85423504Is there still work to be done, certainly yes, but have I done enough to keep the city from fining me? I have no idea. Tomorrow I assume they'll come by and check it at some point and if not enough then I'll get a court summons and from there probably a fine and likely will be fined every day until its in compliance.In which case I'll pay to have it done.
>tfw no bf that hates you
>>85423536why would you want that even
Gonna imagine my fbf when I go to bed and hopefully I'll dream about him.
I mean I have three massive piles of brush and I never even touched the fence lines. That should tell you how overgrown this yard was.
>>85423533not to be mean but it's kinda crazy how you don't care much about getting fined over something you could easily prevent, even if this yard fines stuff is pretty laughable but I guess that's how it works in Murica. Are your physical problems what stops you the most actually?
>>85423655My leg problems and drastic heat intolerance certainly don't help. I do okay in the early months of grass mowing but once late june/july hit then I do the barest minimum. Always before they didn't bother me about the back because it couldn't be seen from the road. I'm pretty sure now they're using drones to look for violations.
>>85423679>I'm pretty sure now they're using drones to look for violationswhat a bunch of heartless assholes. Is it hot where you live this Summer?
>>85423691Its the midwest USA, regular temps are around 85-88F with high humidity for late June into middle August. Now they've come down a bit but they still get into the 80s but without as much humidity. I was actually lucky as these past few days have been a little unseasonably cool.
>>85423729not so bad compared to other places this year
>>85423752I mean yeah it could have been much worse. We really only had one heatwave, at the beginning of July. Still though since I hate heat like that the entire summer is brutal for me.
>>85423546Because I hate myself. Would be awkward if he loved me.
Pizza or a massive taco bell feast? I haven't had the latter for a while.
>>85421418Hot raceplay sex with this anon
>>85423807I hate that I have to love you so much otherwise you'll sink even further in your depression, you're draining me with your inability to feel happiness and my needs of showing your how grateful I am for your presence in my life instead of just being relaxed with you. And with your mouth.
I just wnna post this
18 bucks for 5 tacos and a steak quesadilla, holy shit this is high. It isn't even a full feast for me because that would be 8 tacos.
Personally, I always loved newfags.Dicksword.gge4ykhfQAVE
I think I am in love with Sviatoslav Richter. I'm not sure if it is the music or the man but goodness....!
Should I make burger and fries or should I make pizza?
>>85424890Go pizza, I wish I had instead of taco bell. I ate it and not even 3 hours later I'm hungry again.
I really killed the thread, huh? I must have gone overboard with the storyposting.
but who am I kidding really? I'm just an old stuck up horny slutty boy that can be very sexy if I start doing smallest exercises and throw it back shake my fit fat round ass and find a big d to ride easily
>>85424992I made burgeer
Hit me over the head with a mallet until I go to sleep instead of staying up late this is what my fbf needs to do daily
>>85425914some threads never die they just smell that way
>>85426086that's 'cause yall ain't showering
>>85426086>>85426168https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9yg0d2Gsx8
I saw a post on /v/ where someone said some weird porn they saw gave them an unexpected erectionit's so, so rare that I actually get a spontaneous erection to something attractive I see. It's always that something is attractive, which gets me in the mood to sorta make the rest happen manually. Or I get random boner and just go with it so it'll go away. I don't think this is ED, because I can still get hard. Too much porn exposure, probably.I am envious of you people, who I assume see a cute guy or something hot and get a stiffy immediately. :(
>>85426383stop whacking it so much and quit looking at porn for a while.
>>85426168I shower everyday tho. I'm very clean and have a good aroma, so that boys can fall in love with me easily they won't, because guys prefer smelly sweaty chads
>>85404766This bdsm shit is always a mask for degeneracy and the worst imaginable abuse. Normal people aren't sex weirdos like this, they just have normal loving sex maybe with a few fun things added
God I wish a smelly sweaty chad would plap my ass
>>85426427I hope it's fixable. If it's not porn overexposure and I'm just a detached sperg who won't enjoy life as much as 99% of other fags I might end it
Join the gaygen discord disboard dot org slash server slash 239837267797999616
accidentally blocked a 65-year-old NASTY ASS FREAK on sniffies and there's no way to unblock him should i kill myself
>"tell me, paul atreides, about what the diddyblud ate">"i saw him eat diddy chips">[actually impressed]>>85427254accidentally forgot/was distracted from going out and indicating on sniffies for the past 2 weekends should i skrillex myself
I can't sleep. Thinking of robbing some snacks from the kitchen.
>>85427286nah you're good, your icon only shows where you currently are when you're actively using it. after that it just shows where you last used it and you disappear off the map after like 12 hours
>gay sex app that just straight up doxxes youbrilliant. what could go wrong?
>>85427313o i was joking xd, i meant i was too lazy to go out
>>85427316>tfw so ugly that 65yo freaks won't rape me on the gay doxxing app
>>85420688very cute clavmaxxing twink i'd love to find out he left the club with a fat hung unc and spend a night at unc's palace
>>85403072Why do so many guys who are considered handsome have this expression permanently imprinted on their face?I call it the "about to throw a tantrum" face lmao
Today I go to get a haircut I'm not really excited at sll
>>85427597why not, a fresh cut could make you cute again
>>85427607Because I don't really know how to word what I'm wanting them to do and I don't want a styled cut so I can't just show pictures
>>85427567Wtf bullyHe's just listening to the interviewer
If you skinned a bald persons head would they notice?
>>85427447This but unironically yay so me irl
Can I get an /r9gay/ passport? What would it looks like? This is my homeland
>>85427615if you're too dumb to communicate a hair style you should probably just go bald
Another night drinking eating pizza and playing chess
chess is for thirdies and jews
My hips is hurting so bad I can't do any more yard work. I'm walking with a full limp. Whatever happens happens. I put the final finishing touches on it and if that's not good enough then nothing I did was ever going to be. I counted nearly 60 bug bites on one leg alone. I hate the damn city boomer so much, my backyard wasn't hurting anyone, it was just overgrown.
>>85428208>My hips is hurting so bad I can't do any more yard work. I'm walking with a full limp.that's shouldn't even be possible in your 30s
>>85428220it is possible when you're a lard ass who spends the vast majority of time sitting on said lard ass. Its pinched nerve in my back likely from my horrible posture but none of the medical people I've talked to even seem to care.
>>85428226>none of the medical people I've talked to even seem to careyeah because you're supposed to fix your back with exercisethat kind of surgery is for oldfags and indirectly killed grandma too
>>85428138>tfw no autistic chess playing bf
>>85428269How can I exercise if I hip hurts so bad I can barely stand it? Though I admit its only really bad today, the last few days its bothered me but not so much I couldn't work.
>>85428280NTA but fix your diet and lose weight. Buy a pull up bar and hang off of it
>>85428278>tfw no autistic pizza eating drinking bf>>85428280you'd probably need a physical therapist if your condition doesn't allow generic workout forms
>>85428285No way I can lift my massive ass up off the floor and I'd probably ruin the the doorframe. >>85428297none of the providers want to give me a refferal to one, even to the orthopedic doctor to get it properly diagnosed with an MRI. I'm almost certain they've just labeled me a opiate seeker.
>>85428318Well diet it is then
>>85428323I don't eat that much but what I do eat is high calorie slop. High in meat, low in veggies and just about everything else
>>85428343Time to carrot max o algo
>>85428427can't go wrong with carrots, and if you get bored of eating them you can shove it up your ass
>>85428444....noeat them do not use them as dildos
>lean>go to gym 3 times a week >still khhvI can't believe I fell for this meme
>>85428501Have you tried just being chad? bottoms seem to like that
>>85428455A woman died from dildoing herself with a carrot I saw it on tv
>>85428755I can't anon, I'm 5'7
Bluu where lover I'm lonely
I just used a dildo and lasted less than 2 min, how am I ever gonna please a top?
>>85428869I'm a top and I'm only 5'6 so you mog me and you're basically chad
>>85428916Hands free? cause if you were touching your cock at the same time that's probably why and it doesn't count
>>85428973I didn't touch myself there at all no, but I was really hard for a while before and leaking before I started, I do cum very easily without any touching sometimes so maybe I spent too long looking at porn.
I guess I'll go ahead and not count that... sorry guys.
>>85428916That's very hot anon. You're going to give a lot of guys a huge validation boost.
>>85429170awww thank you! but I hope it's just one guy, I'm optimistic :D
>>85428983How the fuck is this possible I guess Im not as gay as I thought
>>85429238aww ty, I think it just means I'm the biggest bottom ever. There was a time I thought I was straight so I'm feeling pretty silly now.
I just had a car stop for around 5 minutes in front of my house and the guy write something on a clipboard. I think that was the code inspector. We shall see if I did enough to appease him, even though he didn't get out of the car and didn't appear to have a drone with him.
>>85428916This is what meow is like when he gets a slight taste of BBC
I couldnt bloody move my bin for bin collection today bugger me, i must have looked right pathetic some man walking by came and helped me do it.
>>85430240shoulda paid some neds to do it for you bloke
you have such kissable looking feet anon. has anyone ever told you that?
>>85430330>>85430330>>85430330new fwed i mean new thread
