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What's stopping you from seducing and fucking mature women? They are lonely easy, and everywhere around you.
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i think i give off bad vibes
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how to seduce my hot 60yo hairdresser?
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Tried dating two women older than me back in 2019 and 2021. Not a great experience. Both were the wrong type of crazy for me. Especially the second one. Mother of God, she would not shut up.
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>>85420239
they are just for sex, not dating
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>>85419739
if I were capable of seducing and fucking women I wouldn't be on this board to begin with
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>>85421174
this. the kind of person i became that endlessly browses an anonymous image board was never going to be the same kind of person that can bag milfs
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>>85421174
>>85421179
They have way lower standards. Mature women and younger autistic males are a match made in heaven.
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>>85421258
i don't think you realize real life doesn't work the way porn does
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>>85419739
big natural tits = lifelong cheat code
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>>85420082
Does she cook and keep your house?
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>>85421174
>If I were fuckin' lonely milfs I wouldn't be here disccusin' it with ya now would I!?
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>>85420082
how do you stand looking at her wrinkly grandma face
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>>85421380
based. wrinkles are hot
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I'm doing my best to seduce a 39 year old Asian woman right now
>what do I say next?
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>>85421510
>39
>uses emojis like a zoomer

holy kino
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>>85421529
I am 32 and will sometimes use one
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Most of them are not attractive and did not age well. The ones that are hot are usually still married since their bedrooms didn't die with their looks and their husbands still like them.
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No woman wants to be seen with me
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>>85421542
Looks dying does always kill the bedroom, most of those hot women have never initiated sex in their lives, after a while the men give up. But if both parties initiate sex then the bedroom survives.
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>>85419739
I missed my opportunities to seduce some prime milfs at college and work. Now I'm too old for them.
There was one that was obsessed with me, but I knew she fucked black guys when she was younger, so I passed
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>>85421585
yeah, i get it. kind of like trying to sign up for a marathon when you don't have legs
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Milfs used to be hotter when it was taboo, now I'm getting to the same age as a lot of them and that's worn off.
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>>85419739
I don't know how to start talking to one lol. I don't know how to carry a conversation at all.
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>>85420192
This, there's anons on here talking about milfs and hags all day but how do you actually talk and seduce them? I'm 20 and I always get told I'm way too young to be with them or that I should look for girls my age.
Usually going for women 30-39.
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>>85419739
I find this exact type of women to be extremely attractive
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>>85422740
OP would be a 10/10 at the local moose lodge. Im the youngest man at mine by 30 years minimum and every woman that talks to me
has that unfortunate affliction where theyre 250+ lbs and all the fat went to their upper back and gut. Like getting aggressively hit on by an apple on a stick
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>>85419739
is the emotional baggage really worth it?
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>>85422820
>emotional baggage
I don't speak foid. What behaviors does this actually entail
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Is this from the same guy who fucked a fat pajeeta? I wanted to see more pics.
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>>85422788
>Like getting aggressively hit on by an apple on a stick
i wish i could come up with funny shit like this



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