London brutalism edition
I wanna bum with you (All night)Turn you into a (Fleshlight)I wanna bum with you (All night)We're gonna spaff the night away (spaff, oh aye)https://youtu.be/5X-Mrc2l1d0
>>85427198Is that an actual real place?
>>85427218Yes i live there x
>>85427198I find it funny that Shippy has spent thousands of hours (and quid) buying materials and books and practising by himself in his boxroom but can't hold a conversation in any language other than English. Whereas I'm juts a regular guy, no interest in learning languages, but a few years ago I got into a small online space that's almost entirely French people and so have just naturally picked up conversational French by interacting with them. No investment, no effort really, just liked the people and the place and so picked it up day by day.
a solid edish, a nice graphic.Coruscant scenes in Star Wars: Andor were cool. filmed around the Barbican, worked out pretty well.
>>85427198Nice OC, very good, desu.
Shippinhamshires winky
>>85427218Yephttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_National_Theatre
>>85427209Get the bantus round
>>85427233Thanks lad, was saying I'd get round to making more graphics so finally pulled my finger out, albeit for a pretty low effort one.>>85427230Thanks lad. That's pretty cool. I must admit I find the vast majority of brutalist architecture to be genuinely horrifically bad, but that being said when you do get a bit of brutalism that works it tends to work magnificently. I think part of the problem is that most brutalist architecture was produced by literal communists who hate beauty. Would love to see grand brutalism projects by some non-political auteurs.
>>85427227is that the best way to learn, do you think?stuff does just get harder as you get older, meanwhile some people are bilingual from childhood and that could have been you or me ;_;might try Duolingo again some time. but i don't really need Irish any more than piano or Python
>>85427227>his boxroomHe lives in a house (which he owns btw)
Swerving this already limp wristed thread completely. Anyone posting after me is a closeted homosexualist and should be avoided at all costs.
>>85427198Shit typeface choice.
>>85427244I feel it encapsulates everything /britfeel/, black and white, brutal and lacking in personality, unwelcoming and bleak. >low effortIndeed, low effort, you have scored another /britfeel/ trait. Bravo, I say, bravo!
>>85427233Creepy nonce freak kys
Just seen in an autism subreddit a woman complaining that she is "chronically unemployed" for 2 years, she'd blush if she met some of us
Belpers blushing beautiful back passage
Belpers Buttocks
>>85427198Previous threadHere we go again>>85421777
>>85427244>That's pretty coolaye they did some digital sorcery (painting in skies and hovercars), but a lot of it was just e.g. a random walkway that looks geometric and clean, and suddenly it's Star-Wars-y.>beautyi think it CAN look good (can, mind). plenty of eyesores, but post-war Britain, replacing slums, you could do worse. dunno how commie he was, but maybe look up Victor Pasmore. more of an architectural artiste, being a bit experimental, than anything all political. designed bits of Peterlee.the place is dead and dilapidated now, but in 1950s photos of the town centre, you can sort of see 'the town of the future', rather than just slabs.
are classic British terraced houses people's favourite?
mornin all
>>85427330i bet that street smells like piss
Welpers poo pipe
>>85427337default smell of Britain nowadaysor maybe i just smell of piss, and i walk around, and that's why it's everywhere>>85427333morning lad
damn there's no /drugfeel/ atm, and it looks like the last few have basically been dead?any opioidlads know any tricks for strengthening up them digestive muscles? i read on Psychonaut Wiki earlier about breathing out hard into the back of your hand. but i can't tell if i'm just tensing my stomach tbqh, might be doing it wrong (or it could be some myth/trolling)
Shipinham Shippy of Shippinghamshire
UK 'streamers'/'content creators' who have that american twang need culling, ASAP. I mean ASAP right now.
>>85427410it's weird when they're local to you and you can tell how much they're putting it on.aren't British accents all novel to Americans, anyway? why even bother speaking in 'the YouTube voice'?
At a crossroads in my life lads. 27 and live in London. Earn about 28k and need to get a better job to move out with the gf and set up for the future. Leaving London is what I want, but don't fancy a shit hole northen town and to be frank the entire country is pretty fucked and grim, but that's by the by. I need another job, ideally like 50k but I don't feel good enough for that - don't get me wrong, I genuinely think I'm a smart, and hardworking likeable lad, if a bit lazy - but of course the job market is fucked. I'd do anything. Work for the tobacco industry, alcohol, defence, missile company - I literally don't give a shit. Any ideas lads? I'm not great at maths and such so finance isn't really what I'd like to do - so anything but that. Got decent work experience. Oh and nothing to do with the civil service or government. Can't be dealing with those types of ghouls.
>>85427430you not going to walk into a job at 50k a year, not unless you have friends in the field
I think that mixtures of architecture are good for big cities, but in terms of housing rows of Georgian 3/4 storey townhouses are just the best.
>>85427430>don't fancy a shit hole northen town;__;>I'd do anything. Work for the tobacco industry, alcohol, defence, missile company - I literally don't give a shit. Any ideas lads? rent boy (i knew a lad who did this in London, it actually covered his rent). maybe there are male sugar babies where they actually just pay you AND buy you gifts, restaurant trips, etc.less sexually>defence, missile companyget yourself to the next one of these?https://www.dsei.co.uk/a year away now. but maybe you could see which companies exhibit there, and check their websites for jobs. likewise, you could look at Immigration Removal Centres or other relatively low-stakes security type jobs? Jobcentre or an inpatient place for the mentally ill and/or troubled young people.basically just 'bit of an arsehole' jobs if your morals are falling by the wayside. or maybe anything at night if it pays better, sitting in one of those security booths checking IDs probably isn't too bad.
>>85427430There are no walk-in opportunities at 50k in Britain, lad, regardless of industry. They simply do not exist. Your best bet is to grind your current industry since it's virtually impossible as it is to change and changing often requires a preload of 5-10 years just to enter a different field, with accompanying pay cuts appropriate for entry level roles.While I don't like to be blackpilling, it's hard not to be since the situation over here really is quite dire, it's just most people haven't cottoned on to just how dire it is.
>Be Part of Research>get 20 quid Amazon voucher at the endcorrr.
>>85427430Get a swiss visa and come here
Communism is when ugly deformed freaks make it illegal to be normal then rob and/or kill all successful people out of petty resentment and cruelty. The ideology is all just window dressing.
>>85427554>Communism is when ugly deformed freaks make it illegal to be normal then rob and/or kill all successful people out of petty resentment and cruelty. The ideology is all just window dressing.ok, thanks
>informs the apus that dolly parton is dead
The only possible conclusion you can arrive at looking at how the tories acted is that they are fully on board with gay race communism, they just pretend not to be. We know full well how immigrants vote, in aggregate, and it's not in favour of the tory party. They know this, we know this, everyone knows it. Yet they opened the floodgates even more than previous labour governments. Why? They not only do not benefit, they actively lose out by doing so. Either they're suicidal, or they're working for the other side.
>>85427410Spending your entire life listening to Americans in TV, movies, games, and the internet makes you speak like them.
Ruthmong speaks english with a turkish accent
>>85427685boris was throwing a strop over everyone turning on him
>>85427685>The only possible conclusion you can arrive at looking at how the tories acted is that they are fully on board with gay race communism, they just pretend not to be. We know full well how immigrants vote, in aggregate, and it's not in favour of the tory party. They know this, we know this, everyone knows it. Yet they opened the floodgates even more than previous labour governments. Why? They not only do not benefit, they actively lose out by doing so. Either they're suicidal, or they're working for the other side.ok, thanks
Ebin's man goo
Welper bummed by islamocommunists
portly van driver in a suit
>>85427038I do lad desu
>>85427554We're already quasi-marxist with all the mongs sat on bennies demanding you pay for their useless existence. The entitlement is unreal and when shit really hits the fan these subhumans will turn feral and come for anyone they see better off than them, just like niggers do.
>>85427765Oh 100% lad, we're not even quasi-marxist, we're straight up more soviet than the Soviet Union. Everything is controlled centrally, everything is censored, markets don't functionally exist and productive people are being bled dry to provide for the unproductive.
>all white people I know use the default yellow emojis>all black people I know go out of their way to use the black emojisEthnonarcissism is crazy
There was a really lovely cat on the round today, saw it in the road as I was pulling up to the drop, so I pulled up a bit further, then it decided it wanted to sleep under my car, left it alone because I had another drop couple doors down, it came out and was sniffing the front of the car, told it you can't sleep there, went back under the car, then eventually came out
chud afternoon everychud
Every time I see muslim usernames comment on these young lasses tiktoks, it reaffirms that most of them are coming over here to rape.
>>85427846No, see, we have these pamphlets now...
>>854277822016 ahh observation
>>85427782why do whites want to be chinese???
She could be the kindest woman in the world, always thinking of you, buying you little treats and gifts, sex on tap, always texting first, paying for your holidays but I don't think you really want love.
>>85427866The greatest man to ever live was Chinese
>>85427853They need to learn English first before they can understand them. Some of them are illiterate too.
Little bit hotter here in the southern county. The old laptop fan is proper racing. Hope it's not another heatwave.
>>85427784Nice story delivery lad, mad how cats love to sleep under cars.
>>85427868Turkmong has found a new dolly to play with..
>>85427872If Jess Phillips emigrated to Afghanistan and she was given a pamphlet that explained to her, very clearly, that in Afghanistan men and women are not equal, culturally or legally, do you think she would change her views? Would she act as if they weren't? Sure, maybe she can't read arabic, but if a member of the Afghan government explained it to her 1:1 in english, again do you think she'd change her views?What about Angela Rayner, Shabana Mahmood, Andy Burnham, Yvette Cooper, Wes Streeting, or anyone? If the answer is 'obviously not' then why would they expect any of the boatpeople to change their views or stop acting according to their own views?They know what they're doing and they know that nothing will change, this just gives them a rhetorical sleight of hand to wave away criticism and responsibility when it happens again and again and again.>But we DID do something about the horrific number of rapes - we gave them pamphlets telling them not to!
>>85427891Just a bint posted on reddit a while ago.
>>85427900Of course not mate. They honestly think immigrants coming from these countries can adapt to respecting women and not waiting outside the school gates. This is normal to them and when they don't get anything, they take it.
Bet greggs lass is coming off her shift now. I bet she smells lush.
>>85427916>They honestly think immigrants coming from these countries can adapt to respecting women and not waiting outside the school gates.No, they don't, that's the problem, they know it's all bullshit but they don't care. They're looking for any excuse they can to keep the flow turned up and to avoid any responsibility for the inevitable crimes these subhumans commit.The people in government are truly evil because they know exactly what they're doing and know that these fucking pamphlets won't stop a single rape or murder and they DON'T CARE. In their eyes, the rapes and murders are literally worth it to have these animals over here, they're just too cowardly to admit it.
>>85427918Has that classic sour/sweet spacker smell and bad breath i reckon
>>85427891I filter them as soon as he posts them. It's the same woman hate, mocking and ridiculing as ever. The man needs to have sex and get a life.
Thinking HARD about going elbow-deep into an oiled up Chippy Nonstop.
>>85427929Her breath is probably very fresh and I'm sure she immediately puts on all her rosey perfumes once she is out of the uniform. Girls like her are one in a million.
>>85427931But I like some of the cute ones he posts.
hmm... c-can I still eat the bugs?
>>85427965>eat the fucking plastic!
>>85427973The name's Shaggington.Arse Shaggington.
>>85427977another ungrateful jock given everything he had by an englishman
Plastic shippy sex arse
Colour me surprised, a /brit/pol poster spamming the thread.Same poster that magically came up with the wigger starmer gimmick, after seeing it posted here.
>4 hours>87 postsgrim
>>85428003How many posts should the thread have had by now and what content should there have been?
>>85428003huh? is it too much or too little??
>>85427977His last film was this. What a way to go out.. https://youtu.be/K-gNdkeWg88?t=19&is=P0UlPjbpA1-oRS6f
>>85427996Please point out the spam, lad, because right here another lad is complaining about how slow the thread is>>85428003Make up your mind, you mongs
Very 1984 this PPE.
>>85428019Are the police investigating a bad smell coming from Dorset? If so I think I know where to look..
>>85428009Only just found out he was dead
>>85428010If you don't see it, then I assume you are the one pushing it. If it isn't phonefagging using airplane mode to get a new IP filter evasion by adding letters to posters names it's pretending to be a poster and using a trip generator.Acting dumb is no longer an easy way out. What next, prove it.
>>85428029No SSM would just be left to die in his own faeces. This is probably standard uniform for hurty words. Can't trust a dangerous shut-in behind a screen.
anyone else basically in pain constantly
>>85428037I genuinely do not know what you're talking about. I am laptopposting, not phoneposting, I only have one device, I've only posted three or four things ITT (none of them political) and I'm definitely not using weird names and trips.You are sounding insane. Like I don't mean that as hyperbole, you are sounding as if you perception of reality is totally detached from actual reality.
>x amount of time>x amount of posts(adjective)
>>85428057You're the one ignoring the spam in the thread. And I think you're also getting spamming and flooding mixed up here. Doing the same thing repeatedly is spam, doing it constantly is flooding.
>Pissbitch is made at tossercunt's post about knobheadwankers post
might go glastonbury premiere inn and be all political n that
>made at
>x+1 amount of time>x+1 amount of posts(greater adjective)
>>85428079>>85428082Hahaha oh wow what an embarrassing blunder lmao
>tiresomeprat just spell checked shitface's post>add it to the thread lore!!!!
>>85428037>Acting dumb is no longer an easy way out.unless ur a female x
>>85428093And on this >>85428057>you perceptions
Couldn't imagine going on a dinner date or family meal. Just a very normal thing for a lot of people to do several times a year. No chance that will ever happen.
I love greek yoghurt so much lads, I can eat a fucking bucket of it
>>85428104Lovely sushi dinner paid for by dads middle class money no less.
>>85428107Same with me but English mustard
>>85427937I had to look up this name, rather wish I hadn't.There are nudes.
>>85428102Why do britfeelers struggle so much with orthography?
>>85428104No restaurants where you live?
Think I have spotted an automated spam bot, what do?
>>85428118It's not all of us, anon. If it was you'd have to include yourself, and if you can't explain why you do it, I won't be able to explain it to you.
Some of you delivery lads are ok, maybe don't go to the depot tomorrow.Finna go cutomeral on dat arse me.
Welpers voluptuous Bottom
>>85428104Couldn't imagine going on a family meal? Even boring lonely cunts itt do that reasonably often
i don't want to kill myself but i would prefer to not exist
>>85428181when you spend your life not interacting with anyone you are basically not existing
>>85428181I don't wanna dieI sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
>>85428113Must've been an expensive meal. Couple hundred quid that night probably...just pocket change for some. Then you've got all the holidays - six or seven abroad every year (weekends, week long, big two week holidays), many weekends going on holiday across the country too. Probably lots of hiking.Yet pubs and hospitality are struggling. Think about that next time you spend money on an overpriced pint. Thank god I don't drink.>>85428134Just dodgy ones here in my town like "Favorite Chicken" with one star ratings. Wouldn't want to feed it to a dog.>>85428170It doesn't really appeal at this stage in my life. I don't want to be family boy that mum brings around everywhere. I want a relationship.
>>85428199Doing things with your family is a perfectly normal thing to do at any stage in your life
>>85428199That sushi was probably like a tenner lad
>>85428113Expect she has not done any real work yet. Meanwhile others have to suffer slaving in some warehouse or other dire job to afford their university costs. Some may even have to give up their dreams because they don't have dad's cushy income to fall back on. She will never do any real work. It's only cushy work for her right from the beginning.
Broadbridge taking a trip to Welpers Bottom
>>85428204It is just awkward if you are not in a relationship. Imagine going for a family meal and your cousin's tag along with their partners. No thanks. Can imagine the conversations and laughs when you go to the toilet. No weddings, no funerals, no anything from now on. Not bothering.>>85428205And the rest of the costs that night. The 2020s are a very expensive time to be in.
Every thing I see online is a constant reminder that I am missing out because I am not privileged enough. No wonder I am mentally ill.
>>85428228Well yeah if cousins were there with partners that would be a humiliation ritual. But with parents + siblings is normalLife is always hard if you are not in a relationship
Pity is the cruellest emotion. Whenever you see court sentencing videos with some career criminal, obviously unrepentant, obviously doesn't give a shit and they have a dozen prior arrests for violent shit or theft or whatever, the only thing the defence lawyer does is appeal to emotion.>Please, your honour, he had a rough childhood, he still has time to change and make something of his life, he doesn't deserve to go to prison for decades over some mistakes blah blah blah...It's all just appeals to pity. Thankfully it doesn't work in most cases, but say you get a woman judge, and she's a liberal and maybe the defendant is a BAME - you get the idea. All of a sudden haha bail and he's off to commit violent crime #7386872632 The pity you have for criminals is ultimately cruelty to the law-abiding and innocent.
A watched letterbox never opens
>>85428243It just doesn't appeal unless I am normie with a girlfriend. All it would do is make me feel like a kid out with his mummy.
>he doesn't know the subtle differences of britfeel suffixes
>>85428240For me, it's seeing attractive young women. A constant reminder of how fucked my life is because of my bad genetics lottery outcome and how cruel life is because I still crave intimacy of these women but know I will never ever have it.
>>85428261Cheer up Anon.
Love a good choon https://youtu.be/DOlG92rb2Zg
>>85428268You can see his little HRT dick through his white pants kek
https://youtu.be/zMupng6KQeE
>>85427996>after seeing it posted hereLol, no it didn't come from here egomong x
>>85428261Even unattractive women are off limits to below average lads like me. It also is likely why I've never been able to get anywhere in life. People don't like introverted, unattractive men. Now I'm a hateful person and that's unlikely to change.
>>85428279>white pantsFOY
Partial to a good choon myselfhttps://youtu.be/wIE5wwvicew
Went downstairs and mum had half a tin of spam on two 6 inch baguette's a packet of crisps and two yogurts and I said fuckin ell mum that's a lot of food there isn't it and she's just gone absolutely mental at me. YOU'RE FAT SHAMING ME she said.
>>85428268>just be happyNormie advice that is divorced from reality.>>85428290This is true also, but the harsh reality is that of course I still crave young, attractive, slim women. It's a double cruelty.
Went downstairs and mum had a tin of spam on three 7 inch baguette's two packets of crisps and three yogurts and I said fuckin ell mum that's a lot of food there isn't it and she's just gone absolutely mental at me. YOU'RE FAT SHAMING ME she said.
>>85428287Ah so your saying I influenced a normie who had somehow seen my thing on here and that influenced you. Makes sense.
>>85428309I said I did not come from here. Are you able to read?
Urgh no you can't just say some super heroes are retarded just because they wear their underwear on the outside.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahlWufJqcSQ
A watched arse never gapes
>>85428314I'm just being silly anon, lighten up.
>>85428314Sorry, proving your point here, didn't fully read your post.>I said I did not come from hereWhere did you come from? [insert cotton eye joe joke here]
Imagine the couples your age laughing at you from the other table in the restaurant because you're with mummy and daddy.
Millions of young men are going batshit insane with the level of hypergamy of women today meanwhile they are forced to see everything they'll never have via social media
>>85428329Yeah ok buggered that up, maybe I can't type.I said it did not come from here. Are you able to read?
morning friendsnot that i slept, weird all-nighter on them tramadols + a few energy drinks and now it's the next daynodding off but i power through
Plenty of room at the hotel california
How is your DBS lads? Remember anything on the PNC, including no further actions can appear on one.
Mr Whippy Ice Cream
>>85428345First thought was to post on here was it?
>>85428338I can read good me.>>85428354It's flaring up today, think I ate something funny last night.
>>85428345Stop abusing opiates then, simple really, all your problems are your own creation and easily fixed
Doubt they've ever worked one day in a warehouse. Their first "job" was probably something comfy and easy going. Why should men suffer? It makes you realise they use pussy as a way to make men work. Except more men are realising just working any job now isn't getting you a ticket on the pussy train.
>>85428345Freak, get a life, you won't.
>>854283573.50 for a 99 in Blackpool bloody hell
Oh you want teenage love with a young, slim good looking girl who giggles and smiles naturally when you say hello? You want fun days out in town or at the beach where she catches your gaze lingering on her swimsuit a fraction too long but it makes her blush because she's happy about it? Did you want evening walks on a beach followed by romantic dinners on some secluded Mediterranean peninsula? Maybe you wanted to feel what it's like to get a passionate blowjob from a perfect fertile, lithe specimen who wants nothing but to please you in that moment?Yeah, no, sorry. Bad genetics. Bad luck. None for you. Oh what's that? Hmm, no you only ever get one chance at life and if you miss those things they're gone forever, literally forever. You will grow old and die and your consciousness will cease to be and it will never have experienced those things. Cheer up though, you've got work to got to!
Ramblings of a incel. What a bore
>>85428391on the british incel general? on the incel forum? on the incel site??
Turkmong having a melty
>>85428391All filtered so it's not problem for me it's lush x
American blacks in Gary, Indiana (80% black, 10% hispanic, 10% white) complaining that it's racist that their power outage has continued for two weeks following a hurricane. Somehow they seem oblivious to the fact that utility crews trying to restore power have been SHOT AT a total of THREE TIMES while attempting to fix the problem.
>>85428404didn't realise it was /americafeel/
Reading some news on the guy that got recalled to prison because he deleted an 8 ball game app to free up space on his phone. What if you just don't bother to use a phone? Do they believe you when you say you have no phone?
>>85428383And society supports best buddies like DiCaprio and Maguire still for getting what most men cannot (and most men get their head kicked in if they tried).
>>85428399No it's seethmong or footmong posting bikini girls. That's not my style.
>>85428411I feel like some little polmong has been banned and he's spewing his swill over here as a substitute
>>85428424too haram?
>>85428420Why should it not? I would do the same, you would do the same, well done for them, I'm just fucking pissed that I will never get anything like that, not even a crumb, not once, not ever, not even for a minute.Fuck this, I'm going to start drinking, I don't care if it's not even 3pm. Got some pear cider in the fridge.In a bit lads, gonna get wasted.
>>85428424Not footmong he has iPhone file names >>85428383
Fucking hell Inspectormong is on the case
Uh oh. Incel melty
Don't know about you lads but I've always wanted to experience a natural disaster. Seems fun and chaotic.
>>85428430>Fuck this, I'm going to start drinking, I don't care if it's not even 3pmYes lad! NECK SOME CIDERS NECK SOME CIDERS!
>>85428440I saw an avalanche in Switzerland one time on a skiing holiday. Was very cool. The annoying thing is that after its finished everything is super fucking slow, so you're stuck around doing nothing for ages.
Inspectormong arriving on the scene
>>85428358nah i got some other stuff done and a drink.>>85428354i have an (Enhanced) DBS Certificate but i forget to apply for the DBS Update Service. probably doesn't matter now.>>85428375well i was off them a few weeks, yesterday was me back on them so i'm not sure if my tolerance is at baseline or somewhere in the middle.still better than alcohol (for me, at least--that was a rough couple of weeks drinking again)
Putting a Creamy Mr Whippy load inside Welpers Bottom
>>85428438The look. Did you see it?
screaming at twitter spamming me with ads for a 300 quid a month service when 9/10 of times i ask grok something it says high demand
>>85428429Roses don't wear skimpy bikinis. Only swimsuits.
When will Ofcom finally shut us down lads? What a bunch of cucks they turned out to be.
>>85428448Avalanche sounds like one of the mild ones. I'd want something like 2004 tsunami. Seeing the tide disappear knowing the storm is going to come in a few hours must be a right thrill.
>>85428448>skiing holidayPosh cunt
>>85428485Yeah it wasn't like we were in any danger, it was a good distance away. Still cool to see it in person.>>85428488Alri poorthener.
>>85428475Not to mention that they've fucked the site so hard over the last few years. It's a truly terrible experience to use and interact with, the only reason to be on it is because everyone else is.
Being a woman in the modern age must feel incredible. You have all the power, but none of the responsibility. People praise you and love you for existing. People give you free stuff while asking nothing in return. You can say whatever you want. People believe everything you say.
I need a poo but I'm letting off gas to get a nice firm one through with no air pockets.
>>85428550trip on poomaxxxinglad
Shipster going to town on a helpless helper hole
>>85428555Holding it in and getting it all out later is such a euphoric feeling.
I'll never be happy wiyh my life because I lost the egentic lottery and god unlicky by being an ug;y useless man. Imagine how fucking good life is a a young slim attractive woman. Fuckingg hell imagine being white and blodne ans well. All that is awaits for me si toila nd drudgetry and depression whiel I get no love or intimcay or connections with anyone.
I wonder what happened in his life recently for ruthtard to all of a sudden start posting his usual spiel in the middle of the afternoon rather than early mornings. It used to be around 7am like clockwork.
>>85428543That's why I laugh at the Chuds proclaiming it's a "Clown world" because that's exactly what a female utopia is with the endless hedonism provider to them by a male eunuch slave class. They don't care about building starships and going to alien worlds, they just want to be comfy like a house cat without having to work for it.
Mehmed my son, you are man now you must choose; find a nice turkic girl and raise your own family or spamming and obscure general of british neets
Will somebody get these INCELS outta here
>>85428710Britfeel is a incel safe haven
>>85428679Genuine question, have you noticed any changes in a monthly cycle? I notice certain events outside go in monthly cycles such as amount of people in shops, amount of cars coming down the road, general noise levels and so on which i think corrisponds to pay-day.Of course there are other cycles in nature.
Might garn nepal, seems very nice
actually not bad, these. nice kick to them. actually have that 'peri peri' taste too (a bit lemony).a decent substitution. and they also come in tendies format, so i might intentionally buy those some time.
thats are liam, whats he like eh? are liam
>>85428745Do you have trouble cooking? Are you disabled?
Roughing up Welpers Bottom
might try today's Wordle.
Tempted to buy another 16kg of flour.
>>85428769 it's just handy innit, ready to bung in the air fryer. i've made breaded chicken doing the whole chicken + flour + egg + breadcrumbs thing, it never works out quite right. egg just goes soggy like an omelette, breading just becomes a separate entity.essential tremor in my hands which comes and goes (not just with caffeine/drugs) so there are days where it's like, "nah i cannot chop carrots today," and if i make e.g. a stir fry, i have to put a HelperLad tray on my knee right up to my mouth (or i can' fork the food that high from plate to mouth)saying this for context because i think it's the most relevant/current issue with cooking that's physical and observable. lads here get strange about that stuff. not having a go at you marra you just asked an open question.feel less embarrassed about my hands/arms now, it is what it is.
weird Wordle, that.
The fuck happened to white people? No really, no other racial group has been so fucking oneshot by porn.
*tells the apus that dolly parton died*
>>85428822Not going to read all that, big man
>>85428859thanks for admitting defeat, tinchy
>>85428859>Do you have trouble cooking?hands shake lots>Are you disabled?yes
>>85428832I don't think porn did it. The men who can't get women will naturally sway to becoming gooners as a substitute.
>>85428886No I mean like white people are the only ones who actually get into the whole sexualised fetish fantasy about their entire race going extinct. It's really fucking mental when you think about it.
>>85428896Nah Japs and Indians are massively into that shite as well but I suspect you're just here to shill bnwo or something like that so I'll refrain from further debate for now.
told this guy i was from taiwan and he kept going off at me about how taiwan isn't a real country and shit, despite not being from taiwan i was actually getting kinda pissed at him. i suppose even though i was lying i didn't like feeling that he thought he 'owned' me so to speak
The fucking workforc e of the sufute rlads, the binmen and oil rigg workser snd sewage engineers and fucing coal miners beraking their backs to keep soceit yrunnign
>>85428909Imagine being so mad at women that you can't even type properly lmao
>>85428926I've been fucking fdrinkign and my kepboard is a tiny fuking shitty one because I'm broke and only have an old shitty laptop because I'm nto a young hot woman so I have to actually wokr for my shit and I don't have much moeny baceus eI'm jsut a normal ugly fucking loser. I'm not going to edit shit I type like this hwho the fuck are ou?
>>85428942Drinking at half 4 in the afternoon? Grim.
imagine being so mad at women they you turn to drink lmao
You lot of sethign losers adon't get it. I'm alone in this world baecaseu I'm an ugly freak and because I'm smarter than all of you unironciialyl you all stlil think that thera can be some kind of functioning society while women are the int he position theury're in rihgt now getting paid fot exist and fuck chad and suck cock all they want and not mine but you' re the fucking idiotisb, you'lln be wokring into your eightise stil thinking that the pussy train will be pulling into your stitona ny time now but it won't . Fuck the lot of ya and I mean that HHL was right
You incel lads ever actually spoke to a woman or you mainly just read about them on here?
Inform the apus that Tim Curry has died
>>85428981Bloody hell who's gonna be next
Mr Whippy spunking inside helpers hole
>>85428957Why should I care about some bottle blonde slag having a million Instagram followers or whatever? If you actually went outside you'd know that most women work normal jobs
>>85428991>If you actually went outside you'd know that most women work normal jobsNot him obviously because I'm not a fucking midday drunk, but this just isn't true, lad. I've worked with plenty of women and they don't actually 'work' the same way that men do. Work isn't about getting something done for women, it's just a social event for them. They don't do any real work. Also lets not kid ourselves, all the real work that actually keeps shit going like engineering and logistics and production and maintenance is 99.99% men.
>>85429007When i worked retail all the women worked exactly as hard as the men did
lets the apus know that dolly parton died
>>85429014This isn't possible since men have greater muscle strength, so can be definition move more things around.
>>85428991Because of internet access those women working normal jobs act and behave as if they are a blonde slag with a million instagram followersThese bitches act local and think global
>>85429026can but don't, daftie
>>85429045>Because of internet access those women working normal jobs act and behave as if they are a blonde slag with a million instagram followersThey don't, and I said bottle blonde, not blonde
>>85429064Not all of them of course. But all she needs is some experience with instagram and/or dating apps and she will have a hyper inflated self-worth. This is the vast majorityThe job they work means nothing. They just do that to afford food and rent. At least employers will actively want to employ them simply because they are women.
Welp Welpers Welbussy getting stretched out
>>85429103I'm gonna need another 10-20 posts on this topic please lad
>line ups of vacuous, identikit womengolly gosh, my penis can only get so hard etc
Me? I'd go for a tall-ish, thick tomboy who I can have a proper laugh with
Gurb and Sean are anal friends
Blonde fetish = low IQGinger fetish = high IQ
>>85428957>HHL was righTrip on, Sean, please.
>>85429167>Ginger fetish = high IQyes matepale skinned gingers with curly hair are PINNACLE hotness
a zesty black man in my rectum
just want her maj back, its not right
Well endowed Sikh bulls using helpers hole like a fleshlight
>>85427198>baitfeelbongsissies.... vve fvcked vp
>>85429235mad how we've heard the King's telephone-hacked ASMR where he says he wishes he could transform into a Tampax and crawl inside Camilla.humanises him, really. but that's still the King of England.
Mad to think that there are 2 or 3 grown men that spend all day, every day of the week, spamming puerile insults about personalities and posting their gimmicks. No friends, no wife, no girlfriend.
>>85429277Tim Curry didn't have friends or a wife or a girlfriend.
>>85429271>the King's telephone-hacked ASMR where he says he wishes he could transform into a Tampax and crawl inside Camilla.come again?
>>85429289https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampongate
>>85429300>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampongate
Real interested in getting my mri scan results, I want to know certain areas that are damaged, my personality has changed, immore confrontational. Just went mad at the taxi driver as he was whinging about which cash machine to stop at, throwing out loads of choices. Angrily said we've drove past 3 of the fuckers just stop at the nearest one for fuck sake.Royal mail's fault, obviously. Not delivering item arse mother fuckers.
Prince Charles: Oh. God. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier! Camilla: What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? Oh, You're going to come back as a pair of knickers. Prince Charles: Or, God forbid a Tampax. Just my luck! Camilla: You are a complete idiot. Oh, what a wonderful idea. Prince Charles: My luck to be chucked down the lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down. Camilla: Oh, Darling! Prince Charles: Until the next one comes through. Camilla: Oh, perhaps you could come back as a box. Prince Charles: What sort of box? Camilla: A box of Tampax, so you could just keep going.[9][10]What a cringe inducing pair of toffs.
Belper and his beaten up bottom
ok well that just happened
>>85429489Shat yourself again? Happened to me last week
i love atronach builds in elder scrolls because honestly thats how i think magic should work
Room stinks of piss and I can't identify where the smell is coming from. Makes me gag every time I get a whiff. Fuck sake lads
>>85429533its coming form your dick mate
>>85429533something to do with the piss stains in the carpet perhaps
>10 minutes>zero postsgrim
>>85429652you must be new here lad
might start magic 8 ball posting
Shipster inside a gaped welbussy
https://youtu.be/wCyOGKrb958
>Those people who worked and saved for their future, are now using that money to survive. The people who never worked a day in their life, or never bothered to save like an adult, well, they were rewarded with free money.Reddit seems to get upset over neets a lot. I'm just surviving in my own way. They work for pussy, raising sprogs, holidays and a new car. I don't care about those things.
>>85429733>They work for pussyzoomers can't even do this anymore lol. zoomer women outwork and outearn zoomer men now
Why is it when I take a nap at 3pm and wake up at 6pm a celebrity dies? Twice this has happened now.
>>85429758you have, The Gift
Do you put your chocolate in the fridge?
>>85429014Problem is women don't often like doing actual work. They want to do the bullshit jobs and those are now scarce.There's a shortage of the bullshit jobs that haven't been necessary for a while but that attract lots of people. You know the type of place, Monday to Friday office job, 70% women gossiping, Flexi time, WFH 3 days a week, almost zero expectations of any work....yeah these jobs are going, still around in the civil service but lots of jobs similar to that are disappearing because people have been taking the piss for years and I feel like these jobs were 30-40% of the workforce.
>Problem is women don't often like doing actual workhe posted this on a neet forum
>>85429751True but so many zoomer men think these pickup artists will legit get them laid. The foid has a virtually unlimited pool of men in her pocket with online dating apps. Many men from all over the world will travel thousands of miles or even pay for their plane tickets for a chance of a relationship.
Corrr Newcastle are playing in the mighty Carabao Cup tonight aren't they? Womfy. Autumn really has arrived.>>85429762Yes. And sweets. Biscuits. Sauces. Cans/bottles generally.
>>85429782Different reasons. I don't want to work because women don't want to do the non-bullshit jobs. It's not like working these days really gets an average man a girl and a chance to raise his own family. Give me a bullshit job and I may work. WFH 3 days a week, 2 days sitting in an office. Sounds cushy.
>>85429786Yad was the best pickup artist. He would get any of these zoomer incels laidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSUQWgSnAnA
any lads capered recently? if so please divulge
Sikhs surrounding helpers gaped arse
>London brutalism editionFunny enough, I took my mum to the barbican last night and she kept sperging out saying she felt like she was trapped by all the concrete. Now I know where I get it from.
Eating a bag of cherry cola squashies. Squashies are 4x lush aren't they x
>it doesn't count when i do it!
Tonights fap lineup is The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) and 9 to 5 (1980)
I love vintage porn. Back when it had a budget for it
It is my fantasy to call BTP on a train some day and make up something like "that woman kept staring at me and made me feel uncomfortable". The look on her face when some officers approach her at the next station. Only do it to some pretty female, not old grannies.
>>85429806corr that's exactly my job and it is LUSH x
>>85429857What is it? YouTube porn moderator?
>>85429855you already posted this big lad, you can't even afford a train ticket even if you had anywhere to go
>>85429865I will do it one day. Make a video also confronting her and saying "why do you keep staring at me and other men on the train...it's making us feel uncomfortable, the police will be waiting for you."
>>85429876Post the video here before you post it on reddit
>>85429865>you already posted this big ladyeah, but not this one:https://youtu.be/pYTeJHwWpP0
>>85429876go for it big lad, enjoy charged for worrying her and wasting police time
That thing breaks in the house because you were the last one to use it. Every fucking time. Now it's the light switch.
Shippy deep inside Welpers Bottom
>>85429882I wouldn't post here. Just give it to some random person and let them post it.>>85429888Will be hard to prove. Obviously be seated opposite the foid ideally. An allegation that you believe to be legit is not wasting police time or perverting the court of justice.
>>85429810capered? like pulled a caper?last week, i told Deliveroo my 6-quid-off voucher wasn't working (i met all the requirements as far as i could tell) and yesterday they just gave me 6 quid in credit to spend however i choose. no voucher restrictions/requirements what-so-ever.
>>85429899i mean that's better than being >>85429758 innit.
This year has been pretty dull for auditing. Looks like wagies and police are actually learning a thing or two. I think they need to step it up and come up with something better than what they keep doing lately.
>>85429762No it's too hard and doesn't taste as nice in the fridge. The heatwave ruined a lot of my biscuits though. All were sealed but now all stale.
>>85429939Audit trannys.
Welper getting gaped at the wokkle bank by a few feral Bantus (and shippy)
>>85429978Veitch already does that and can't film in Manchester for a good while.
https://youtu.be/iOEJHNZpeckbelter of a remaster this, sounds lush
jammers will always be a wagie with no girlfriend I reckon. he's not quite the ticket with this mentality. if he wanted to be off grid he wouldn't use a phone, internet or play his xbox.
>>85429998I'm not usually a fan of remastered stuff, but that's good.This was the only other remastered one I preferred to the OG.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM_nGN_du84
always thought zz top were a bit shit. sorry lads
>>85430038That's ok anon, I'd think less of you if you let others sway your opinion.
Deanos to the left of meBimpwengo to the rightHere I amGetting my batty abusedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeC0-PO2BVw
>>85430047C'mon, let's attack this with a bit of logic. There's no mofo behind da nigga, who doin da bummin?
wait a minutethese aren't REAL deleted scenes from LOSTdamn you /tv/ you've got me again!!!
What's the Streets 1:12 moment for britfeel, lads?
>>85430057maybe 'you' changes, at different pointslike how Meatloaf's 'but i won't do that' is likea refrain to the previous thing he said(not just one overall big thing in general)
>>85430083Looks like your average walmart karen that kicks off in those police activity videos.
Chimwemwe and the BantuBoyz ganging up on Welpers Bottom
>>85430097And they're mental for cock. I did a year in the US while at uni and the number of suburban milfy pilates karen types that would cheat on their loser pudgy husbands was fucking crazy.
The bruncs have crashed out in britfeel. I reapeat: the bruncs have crashed out.
>>85430135Brunc this*sticks a hose pipe down yer trousers**turns the hose on to a trickle**you look down wondering what's happening**uppercuts you in the face with a custard pie*
choonposting centralhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-A0NdCq8KQ
just thinking how swell it would be to be smooching a pretty dame right now
Ever notice a lot of roses' name start with an R?
thinking how might fine it would be taking my sweetie-pie to the malt shop
>>85430180Give ten examples, lad
>>85430180Rose west, her name started with an R. I think you're onto something here lad.
>>85430180they actually don't, ladthey're all just pirates
i'd suggest taking your favourite gal to see a talkie but thats a bit lewd and we run a clean thread here lads
Ryra Hindley?
oh steeelaaahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im7nAIgJPrg
>>85430201Rachel, Rebecca, Riley, Rosa, Rose, Rosie, Rosemarie, Rita, Ruby, Ruth.
ruthremily wopsranastasia kingsnorthrottish murmursreggs lass
seaside mark is out of fashion on britfeel, just like timmy james byrneboth of these titans of the thread were once 'too big to fall'
Any actual good asmr channels active now, or is it all just ethots doing titty streams?
>>85430230NTA but, Riley is a boys name.
Broadbridge bumming in Belper
>>85430238True, I remember when both were constantly spammed all thread for years on end. Is actually quite amazing to think that they're basically gone now.
>>85430202Not a fan of evil ones like that.>>85430205Roses are associated with secret gardens and rose valleys.
>>85430207agreed, no need to go around listening to other gents' voices, it might excite her senses. a bit of radio won't harm anyone, of course: some of the fairer sex can EVEN be almost as learned or informed as men.but these new pictures, with the sounds... all a bit too 'forward', aren't they? nothing wrong with the classics like Chaplin or Keaton, is there?
>>85430232reggs lass is so beautiful, it is quite unbelievable.
Do you lads listen to ever listen to Whatever? You kind of have to sift through the episodes to filter out the ones where it's obvious the girls are just there to advertise their OFs rather than honestly talk about dating, but when you get a good one it's really fucking eye opening.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Mc_GCKPBLfE
forgot about roundland lass
Welper wops
favourite song xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vRrGCVlMHk
>>85430284>Do you lads listen to ever listen to Whatever?all the timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad9D41WzkEQ
>>85430245Most of it is tit thots these days looking to promote their onlyfans.
Japanese knotweed growing in Welpers Bottom
never tire of this tune xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va4OyeQHbr8
Wonder how many girls up and down the country are engaging in anal sex right now. Amazing to think that at any given time of any given day there will always be some number of them doing it. We have fucking 80 million people here, there will never not be a single second for the rest of time when at least one girl is not getting anal in the country.
*flips your mam vertically*
Gaping 9 till 5 What a way to make a livin
>>85430356listen to this tune on a bike ride at night on a good bluetooth speaker
>>85430360It's a weekend thing for Ruth and her deano.
>NOOOOOOOO DON'T MAKE ME REPEATEDLY HAVE SEX WITH A HAREM OF HOT YOUNG SLIM GIRLS AND DEFINITELY DO NOT MAKE ME CUM INSIDE THEM RAW! NOOOOOO!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d3FDHckLxw
miss crossy xthis one 4 u xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyYTQu-wkXE
Lid? What have you done? You're a gaped battyman and you Gape at the club.
you are hardcoreyou make me hard xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUMqXWaF4Ac
>>85430269some of the fellas at the pencil factory wont even let their gals listen to any other men apart from their fathers and we all agree women should wear horse style blinkers when out
Groping Sean's arse
>>85430284No I don't live my life vicariously through youtube and form my opinion on people and life from youtube
informs the apus that jimmy carr has died
Bit weird how GCHQ is full of NONCErs.
donald trump renaming his batty the gulf of israel
oh rly?ya rly xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spfsdpuvUyQ
>>85427198>Sister moved out with her bf years ago>Brother bought a house 2 months ago and finally moving in with his gf this weekend for good>I'm 35 and stuck with the mummy still I guess it does feel nice that my brother and sister will make something of themselves. Like my bloodline will sorta live on in some strange way, as part of me is in my brother and sister. But I wonder if it will get lonely now without my siblings
>>85430245I like the scratcher girls, they're a proper massage studio that specialises in big acrylic nail back scratchinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eucqtwk2Po&t=1sBut I think all the channels back on older versions of youtube that sough out and uploaded genuine unintentional asmr are all gone now, buried under the mountain of tits-for-clicks tourists on the scene. Sucks, asmr was great... before it got popular.
>>85430484Tell us more about it and them knower of nothing poster of drivel
my innocence was lost in the east xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxdY_6JTIO4
>>85430534Takes a few min to get yer mum wet, but once she's there, wew lad.
>>85430499now you have to get to work shagging the mumberg lad
>>85430553Ever since my wife had our kid she literally does not get wet. It's so shit and unsexy. Childbirth just fucking ruins women's bodies.
>>85430569Ah that must be bad for her. Do you use lube or anything during sexo time?
Worms erupting from Welpers prolapsed arsehole
>>85430590Yeah we have to or just work in really slowly. But sometimes I just want to take her and fuck, you know? Honestly yeah I feel bad for her, I know it's not her fault, but really does get me down how we'll basically never be able to have spontaneous teenage sex again.
Okay lads, another round. Can you define the following words?:>reify>codify>edify>typify>deify(doesn't have to be a verbatim dictionary definition, just a general one that shows you know what it means)NO CHEATING
these meds sedate me :(
Bibi Netanyahu and the BantuBoyz injecting creamy loads inside Welpers Bottom
>>85430038this but Talking Heads
hands of a government man xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6T_X7MXg40
>>85430420cor this is indeed a crossy-coded composition imbs>>85430544weird choonage this'un. i give youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyWlGBfbZcQ>Beats Antique - Beauty Beats
>>85430606Keep bottles of lube in some places, it won't make things spontaneous but with a bit of planning things could appear that way.Plus, realistically, how can you have spontaneous sex like a teenager if you're not a teenager. You're you, now, dealing with what you have to deal with. Young you (both) didn't have a kid or kids, didn't have dry fanny issues (or whatever issues you have going on).
asking ruth what shes got back home to warm her fuzzy warbles on
shattered me, been nodding off for hours. been up two days now and it's the tramadols getting to me.had a zolpidem to get myself away to sleep but now i'm just on both.might mean i'll sleep at a normal time though, so it's looped back round.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT SOME FUCKING PUSSY!PUSSY FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD I CAN'T STAND IT I'M ACTUALLY LOSING M FUCKING MIND WITHOUT PUSSY!
>>85430685why not just wank lad x
>>85430498Earl Sweatshirt absolutely mogs the rest on this
You know what rap stands for, right?Retards Attempting Poetryhahaha
>has wife>has kid(s)>has horn>posts herey i k e s a r o o n y b e r g
Welpers Bottom getting invaded by Buff Sikh men
>>85428477>swimsuitsA well fitted one piece swimsuit is hot as fuck, so your so called roses are gonna get the sass fucked out of them with a deep dicking from a slow burner male BFF
>>85430752Eww never post here again
Fuck Offcom-f
>>85430395lollin'. another YouTuber horror creator now on that Shudder.think there've been horror flicks with a similar premise to this.but it might be good (you never know.)
>>85430772Nerve hit or what?
love the gf and think this will go the distance, kids etc, but sex was better with the exgf
>>85430775>-fso, uck Offcom?
lads the mumberg is getting on my case about applying for a job at this pubI'm trying to ignore her
Catberg is being gay again
Welpers bunghole
>>85430804Zactly, yes. Phew. That took ages, too.
>>85430795Give her one from the lads eh? Corrr
>>85430808Get a job, dosserPubs have fit lass barmaidsAre you homosexual?
>>85430685It's overatedon its own. love however is different
Ate a coronation chicken sarnie oh aeee xx
>>85430844So the thing is I know it would be good for me in terms of opportunities and women but my self confidence is shite right nowI want some more time to put myself together before i put myself in these situations
>>85430858bruv come onyou will never be readythere will always be somethinggo do it scared and get that life XPmumsie will be well proud of you
Was gonna get a job but i need to read every Charles Dickens novel first to become the best version of myself
helpers arse getting sparked
>>85430772Imagine her swimsuit crotch being pulled aside to reveal a pink slit just aching to be slowly porked by that girthy male BFF that she thought was just a friend.
State of Sean spammers tonight. Running out of stream.Recharge. Recalibrate. Reload. Re-engage.>jockowillink.jpg
What are 5 of your qualities that a woman would want or find desirable in you?
>>85430858good advice this >>85430903
>>85431002Stream? Steam. Self mong. Womp womp.
what's ur heng?
>>85431006>height 6 foot 2>handy and capable>full beard>emotionally intelligent>can cook good grub
>>85431012ALRI LUMMEH
Big muscly oily Sikh men bullying greasy smelly white boys
If you haven't had several gfs and you're in your 30s now. If you do by a miracle get a gf she will walk all over you and dump you fast. You don't know women.
>>85431047Not if i dump her
that one lad who was ragin over limmy banning him for posting a pepe emoticon in his twitch chat
>>85431054Tell us the full story bro it sounds like a classic.
>>85431050You'd have to get a girlfriend for that to happen though, so you're shit out of luck aren't you?
>>85431066Alright lad don't have a go
>>85431012sometimes i put my boxer shorts either in the washing machine or i toss them into the laundry basket from the corridor, just by the bathroom door.so if someone looks in my bedroom window for that split second, they could FEASIBLY see my cock n baws.
the same person telling you that one thing, is the same person telling those other people the opposite thing.damnedifyoudodamnedifyoudontladdiyddiydladdiddylad
Welder moaning while he gets his batty clarted
Wanking over rjsmithx moon face x
https://youtu.be/bawlZLHMEas
How many wanks do you reckon you've had up to now this year?
Wish Spotify would stop trying to get me to listen to that fudge packer Sam Smith. It isn't happening.
Tom Zanetti blowing vape clouds up Welpers Gaped Arse
Roadman just walked by my window shouting "New Cross imma FUCK you up senpai"
>>85431232I have been wanking about twice a week this year, so around 60-70 I'm guessing. It really does slow down in your 30s, especially when you're extremely depressed.
>>85431316Sad wanks ;_;
Catberg is hiding in the ceiling again
Shippy entering the Konami code on Welpers Bottom unlocking Gape mode
i dobed some lads in for riding around on ebikes in balaclavas .hope they get nicked SCUMBAGS
Hope they find out who grassed and they come round and beat the fuck out of you, or worse x
sleep time nowgood night /britfeel/good luck /nightguard/
>>85431472not going to happen, you stay mad though
Wonder if he regrets packing his fudge now.
>>85431515Reform better stop same-sex adoption.
>>85431532They won't. They've got loads of fudge packers like David Bull in senior positions.
ARRRRRGHHHH IM GONNA KICK OFF DON'T TRY AND STOP ME
>>85431515Why do paedophiles like Jurassic Park?
Shipster sparking helpers hole out
Might ask Deano if I can use his new up to date LLM chatbot tonight x
>>85431644>00:00:00obviously a bot
>>85431659Could just be a dedicated mong
any lads here been on anti-depressants? do they work?
on tap you might say
I'm always going to be alone.
Call me McCauley Culkin because I'm always home alone
>>85431714Likewise. Not really bothered anymore, I find most people to be nothing but fatiguing.
>>85431644Bantu LLM not good enough anymore lid?
>>8543173795 percent of the time im the same but then you see a happy couple or see a video of a girl talking about her love life and the void becomes visible because you compare your life to theres and see what you're missing
>>85431726keep the change you filthy animal
Just had microwaved lettuce
Yeah I've upgraded the catfishing outfit
Nah, that's better actually I think. Night anyway lads.
I can't stop CRYINGIt feels so good
Time to sleep i guess
>only 2 captchas required nowMoving up in the world lads
>>85431783>>85431792The 2nd one is better
Anyone ever play this Sherwood Dungeons game? Was a free browser mmo. Pretty rubbish in hindsight but at the time i loved it
Belper giving Shipster sloppy toppy
York, yeah, that's York.
I'm ratarsed
https://youtu.be/KAGMj5eJ4qQ
Where's spam mong when you need a thread bump. Useless
Just woke up from a 15 hour nap. What have I missed?
>>85431870Used to love playing this game on maidmarion.com i used to play this and that moon patrol game
>>85431829Get on my level. I only have to do one sometimes none at all
Fell in love in my sleep again
>>85433416Funny when I slept for 15 hours I had a dream that I went to McDonald's with Columbo. When my order came they forgot my fries, I'm not sure whether it was a dream or a nightmare!
>>85433416>>85433462Pee poo pee poop
Sean the fanny repellent
>Sean has been banned for 3 months out of the 8 months of the year so far What a life
>>85433711>You have thought and posted about Sean for 8 months out of the 8 months of the year so farWhat a life
Corrr torrential rain thunderstorm ladsIt AUTUMN LUSH
>>85433950I woke half an hour ago to the drip drip drip of the rain outside, quite comfy, lightning has missed me so far.https://www.lightningmaps.org/#m=ses;t=3;s=0;o=0;b=;ts=0;z=8;y=51.9546;x=-0.9228;d=2;dl=2;dc=0;
>>85433950Blue skies where I live
Stretching Sean's sphincter (aka as gaping)
>>85434038Lush and how it should be
I can't believe Lindsay killed her keedz
I can't believe Sean won't let me gape his arse
imagine being the lucky lad that gets the inform the apus david attenborough has died
Only 70 parcel today but the rain is pretty bad desu
ALL ABOARD>>85434338NEW THREAD LADS>>85434338
Not right now I don't think anyway
Love a good corned beelf sadwich
