Irn bru bar editionPrevious thread >>85427198
>>85434285I hope you stay dry lad.
>>85434361No chance lad, customer don't like answering the door when it's raining
can't remember the last time i had a proper erection
>>85434380bad weather really sorts the wheat from the chaff.Bit early but do you dress up for Halloween when you do deliveries? might get more tips.Just looking myself for early bargains on costumes and decorations before the rush.
>>85434403We can fix that soon enough babe x
i have decided to stop taking alprazolam
will i be able to attract a female if i own a google phone?
Been in bed since 3pm yesterday
>>85434647not a good look. depressed?
>>85434651Severely yes.
>>85434657First thing to check is how much you are masturbating, chronic masturbators are usually depressed.
Oh for FUCK SAKE lads, I can hear a continuous dripping sound from INSIDE ONE OF MY FUCKING WALLS. Fuck me, this is such a fucking pain in the fucking arse. You can't not do something about it because it'll just cause damp and mould and weaken the wall and shit but holy fucking christ it's such a fucking hassle to have to crack open the wall and fix it and then patch the wall back up.Not happy right now.
On them fizzy drinks de lids
>>85434700sugar free i hope
>>85434671Haven't cranked one out in about a week.
>>85434700alcohol free i hope
>>85434700me? cutting myself down to one non-caffeinated fizzy drink per day, as it was affecting my sleepstill necking a woffee every morning though, helps wake me up and keep me alert
Shippywippy nobbing helpers hole
>>85434708Day 6 soba
>>85434713Me? 4 days but feel worse than ever
>>85434703Don't "crank one out" for another week and you'll stop being depressed IF you were a once a day lad before this "off" week.
Male Sikhs
>a site wants me to age verify >can upload an id>just grab a fake id image off google>it accepts the id as valid but won't let me use the site because they're only using the verification service's free tier and they've ran out of their allotment of free verifications for the month
Can't remember exactly how long ago it was that I was last drunk. Years now. I don't continue to count the days/weeks or months when I have broken an addiction. To me it feels like I'm just mourning its loss. Drunk feels shit. Sober feels good.
Auditing helpers gaped bum
I think I could live of marmite sandwiches for the rest of my life. I never get bored of eating it.
>>85434781Never been drunk in my life, looks awful desu. I've tasted alcohol, but each time it was fucking gross so have never even had an alcoholic drink in full, just little sips. No desire to drink.
I don't think I could live of marmite sandwiches for the rest of my life. I always get bored of eating it.
>>85434818Never even had marmite me
Me? Stroking to bookish women in one piece swimsuits.
Me? Thinking about lunch and what I could eat
>>85434556they love those green chat bubbles in Apple Messages, makes them proper frothy at the old gashington
>>85434696did this post make you any less not happy?no?then why botheryou burdened 10 people with your problemswe can't do anything about itbut now we know about your fucking problems which sound trivialfucking selfish cunthave a fucking word with yourselfdo one x
Starting to listen to the same music as my parents used to when I was a young lad
Gape me, Gape me, Gape me, Gape meI'm begging of you please gape me Gape me, Gape me, Gape me, Gape mePlease don't bum me just because you canYour bellend is beyond compareWith raging cocks of brown don't compare With black skin and eyes of emerald greenhttps://youtu.be/Ixrje2rXLMA?is=JUDtCiZIkxiLwSR9
Whippingtonshires
Just cannot stand trains in this shithole country. They're so scummy, everything is just about fleecing you for all you're worth. The standard prices are fucking insane, but even on top of that they just assault you with all these extras like fuck off, I don't care if it's all voluntary it's so fucking gross to try and sell people a dozen things on top of them paying extortionate money for basic travel:>"processing fee" - 2.79>flexible ticket - 4.78>pick a set - 1.99>travel insurance - 12.49Like just actually piss off. Other countries have all this sort of thing included in the (cheaper) ticket price. Just fuck off fuck off fuck off.
Never been on a train in my life x
im worried spending too much time alone is affecting my mental health
>>85434895our train network is the oldest in the world
Never been in a fanny in my life x
>>85434904Wonderful, it's also probably one of the worst and most expensive per mile of travel.
mad that foreign state owned train operators run our rails and invest the profits back in their own country's network
Lads there's a seagull that files over my house and calls (whatever the noise it makes) every day at around 5am how does a seagull know how to tell the time and go to certain places at certain times? Where is it going??
>>85434913because it the oldest in the world
>>85434920>how does a seagull know how to tell the time and go to certain places at certain times?
Wonder who's the oldest britfeeler
>>85434935I'm 44, probably me.
>>85434935I remember once last year some lad said they were in their 50s. Might have been a LARP though. Yanklass was in her early 50s if I recall but she doesn't post here anymore.
seagull? never seen one before.
Let's check my Wevri delivery status, shall we?Absolute SCENES at the Wevri logistics department.
>>85434898Do you have room in your life for a cat or dog?
nta but i fucking hate seagulls, they are the black guys of the animal kingdom
>>8543494147. Winning so far.
>>85434920>every day at around 5am >how does a seagull know how to tell the time and go to certain places at certain times?
>>85434962Damn, fair enough mate. Whereabouts are you? You working or nah?
>>85434950you're lucky. vile creatures, i support their extermination
>>85434895I believe it was the Tories who privatised the railways. Blame them.
>>85434870Gape you, gape me!
Can't fish for private information that easy
>>85434965Self employed pal. Devon border.
>>85434964>seagullthats a northern cardinal, i'd smash your fucking face in if you tried that shit with me, sonnyjim
>>85434972most of HHL's information was publicly available
>>85434962Are you planning to go live in Thailand soon?I'm older than you and considered it but had a run in with phillipino women years back, no less treacherous than western women so decided against it.
is their literally any point reading youtube comments?
>>85434955so in the end nothing actually happened on Tuesday, or then Wednesday?
Jack Roworth the independent journalist doing independent journalism in Welpers Bottom
>>85434969Lad the state of the railways goes way beyond muh privatisation. Overall privatisation was a good thing, but you can do a good thing and then have bad things totally destroy anything beneficial you got from the initial good thing too.
>>85434984What are you on about I never mentioned that mong, it was in reference to this >>85434935
https://youtu.be/NZvzXSrLSLkcan't believe how lush this sounds.
>have a bbq inside my house>corr those burgers were good>house then burns down>well overall the bbq was a good idea
>>85434970Gape you, gape meGape it for alwaysThat's the way it should beGape you, gape meGape it together, naturallyI had a gape, I had an awesome gapePeople in the park gaping in the darkAnd what they played was a masqueradeAnd from behind of walls of doubt a voice was crying outhttps://youtu.be/we0mk_J0zyc?is=wAuG2wgijQrM67eR
>>85435001Nice melty, touch grass, little lad
>>85434994there was.this scene on YouTube from Now You See Me 2 (the magicians get a playing card through security using various magic tricks, or something.)i thought /tv/ were just making shit up about Indian posters, but i think Indians do love this movie. they flooded the comments and they were great.they're all gone now ;__; did YouTube ban India?
>>85434913t.never been to germany
>>85434956No. The DWP penalises you for owning a pet.
Might go for a job in Bhutan lads. Anyone ever been to Bhutan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmGBAiHnK0Uimagine if do this in exam
>>85434966Harming a seagull is a criminal offence. Harming one can lead to a 5000 pound fine and repeat offenders can go to prison for 6 months.
>>85435044loony lefties did this, it political correctness gone mad
>>85435051Been a law since 1981 apparently
>>85435034What kind of job? Never been but heard good things.
Highway to the Bantu zoneRide into the Bantu zone
I've nicknamed it the 5am seagull I used to wait for it to fly over before going to sleep sometimes. God I'm such a sad cunt.
remember when people said 'political correctness' instead of 'woke'now even opposition has been niggerfied
i am a loony lefty and i just bought two (2) new fly swatters.
Shippingham from the shire
>>85435062>nooo you're CENSORING my films this is LITERALLY 1984>(it was)>1985 rolls around>"okay well uhh...we're actually film CLASSIFIERS haha that's it we're CLASSIFYING films (which may include editing/removing offensive material)"
>>85435063Fake lefty, we all know nazi fascists invented the fly swatter.
>>85435062They mean slightly different things. Political correctness more specifically refers restrictions and specific use of language with the goal of not offending minorities or signalling a commitment to egalitarianism. e.g. saying African American instead of black or whatever. Wokeness is a whole moral compass in which what is right and wrong is decided by whether the action punches up or punches down. If speech or action is perceived to punch up at a group more powerful then it is good. If speech or action is perceived to punch down at a group seen to be less powerful then it is bad. For example, >you cannot be racist to whites. Kill all the crackers. Castrate all crackers now. Also kill all men. >you said Indian food was exotic and but too spicy! YOU FUCKING RACIST SACK OF SHIT For wokeness, what matters is not the truth of a claim or how extreme the action or statement it; all that matters it that it punches up and not down.
call me P.C. about P.C., but i remember when the BBC went mad and tried to call it 'sensitivity', which just makes them look like softlads (and i AM assuming gender there.)but at the same time, 'tolerance' is a weird one? might be more American. comes off as>we tolerate blacks in our establishment.that's nice. nice of you to TOLERATE them.
>>85435085the irony is that people in e.g. the media have zero issue with punching down. they can (and will) make fun of scum, NEETs like us. call it 'classism' and 'ableism' if it has to be an '-ism'. even those social media warriors, they're probably on high end gaming PCs, but they reckon something about 'the bad people' as much as a full-on bigot would.but 'only punch up, never down!' only seems to apply when it's sex, sexuality, or race. the principle isn't bad, but why only specific areas of identity?also people get automatically sensitive about it even when it's equal/neutral. this South African suntan lotion advert made me lol:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHiws6SuFhwwe used to be able to have a laff
a rush of chud to the head
>>85435083this is true. the original fly swatter was massive and would take a 5 man team to operate, the leader would shout "hail" and the swatter would be raised to a 45 degree angle then a jew would be placed underneath then smushed by the device, horrible really
neets are the most oppressed group
>>85435125sounds wildly inefficient tbqh, i thought the germans were better than that
Wippyshippyshire
>>85435126ALMOST non-ironically. the papers have been going on about the 'NEET crisis'. we are parasites and it's acceptable to say so.friend spoke to a DWP woman at work earlier, she does the assessments and she was (privately) all proud of how many cheats they catch, how their system has deprived people.not saying>oh i'm glad i work for the welfare state, providing social security to the citizens who need it.problem is, if you added 'NEETism' to the Equality Act, the edgelord crowd would get a kick out of doing it moarer and moarer.
>>85435125>this is true. the original fly swatter was massive and would take a 5 man team to operateVery true, and I heard they had to stop exterminating jews that way as it was just too much, they needed to put more effort in rounding up the jews, so came up with the gas ovens.
>>85434819Reflected on your words. Yeah, when I was younger I would only drink vodka and a mixer or Southern Comfort and a mixer because beers tasted like shit. I would finish my drink before my mates finished their drinks. Eventually I forced myself to like lager etc. It wasn't nice, it never was. I became a drinker of spirits and eventually I stopped having it with mixers and would get smashed out of my mind, it was long before I was drinking a litre or more of spirits in an hour or less. The best thing I ever did was to stop drinking. The things we do to stop thinking, to forget, to be comfortable around other people. Madness.
>>85435143Fair on that reflection lad. Has anyone ever reflected on their relationship with alcohol and come to the conclusion that it was fine? Or that they regret nothing? Seems to me like alcohol is really just a universal negative. It's a 'social lubricant', but if you're in situations where you need chemical numbing to have fun... what's the point of being in those situations?I look at pub-goer types and I just despair for them. Universally overweight, shambling, ruddy-faced people. Visibly poor, pouring their income away on alcoholic pisswater all for what? To spend time with other overweight, hoarse-voiced idiots in stained tops while they shout at the footy? How does anyone like that sort of life? And I say 'life' because for a lot of them that literally is their life, it's all they live for, the next trip to the pub.Grim grim grim. Not for me, not ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1lQOnqIECIWhat a funky version, yeehaw y'all.
>>85435143i soft-disagreed with your earlier post (just in my brain) but yeah now i'm with you.went and caved and relapsed two weeks ago, first time in months, nothing was pleasant (not even beers and i do tend to like bitter tastes, i could TASTE the alcohol)but that first litre of gin was like "this'll last forever with my new tolerance", the way people just have spirits in (in a cupboard or whatever). then the second one lasted two days.if i'd kept going we're in "70cl bottle of gin a day" mixed up with beers and maybe cocktails. it is not womfy for 80% of your living.that said, moderationlads: pls continue to drink in moderation, or occasionally. even get drunk, you can have a bad hangover and laugh about it later, as long as it's rare. i am sticking to pop whether i like it or not>The best thing I ever did was to stop drinking. good n glad>The things we do to stop thinking, to forget, to be comfortable around other people.bad n sad
Hurry up you've been at mosque for 30 minutes now
Drunk drivers should be hanged. Sorry but that's it.
>>85435180Just dropping off some ceremonial virgin schoolgirls mate, calm yer tits down.
>>85435136The system is going to be a lot stricter soon with the PIP reforms so your mates friend will have something more to laugh and gloat at
>>85435169do you not have your own thing that's at least a parallel to theirs?like i've known a few gamer lads who say>i don't understand sitting around drinking all daythen they zonk out playing games for like 16 hours at a time.i think the common thread is a lot of us feel that need to numb ourselves. sleeping is great, painkillers are great, meditation is great (if you can do it.)
>>85435136NEETs can just get a job though, a black lad can't change his skin colour
>>85435198Not really, no. I play games every now and then, but not zonked out for 16 hours, only maybe 2-3 hours at most a few times a week and only the classics I really like and actively enjoy. If I even remotely start to not have fun I just turn off my computer. I fully agree with you, I've seen gamers just be fucking catatonic playing games they don't even enjoy and it disgusts me to see human beings like that.I suppose I just have an aversion to any analogous behaviour. Drinking, gaming, gambling, consoooooming media in any form etc. If you're just fucking zombie-brained and doing it by rote as reflex not gaining anything or enjoying any part of it but can't stop that's really really bad. I just personally think that drinking is one of the worst manifestations of that impulse because it actively harms your body too, like a fucking lot.
Broadbridge of Shippinham
>>85435203well the parallel here is, should the black lad have to?after all, then he'll be 'normal', right? if we had some sci-fi skin-rays that 'solved the problem' by making everyone Caucasian? it IS a social thing, there ARE people who dislike black lads, after all.
which 'za do i have for dinner, /britfeel/?(i asked for neither of these.)
>>85435116> but only punch up, never down! only seems to apply when it's sex, sexuality, or race. the principle isn't bad,No the principle is awful. There are legitimate reasons to punch down sometimes. Not punching down inhibits a society from telling the truth and actually solving problems. Yes, some poor people need help. Yes some poor people are abject fucking idle and entitled retards who deserve less than what they have. To put it more seriously, you need to confront the fact that a large part of the reason so many people are on disability benefits is a combination of bad parenting/bad culture/entitlement/fragility and lack of shame. The Jason Arday case is a specific example. It does not matter if Arday was black/gay/trans/working class/from a council estate/autistic/had no legs. All that should matter is this: did he plagiarise his PhD? Did he lie to everyone and his employers? If so, then he should be fired. Both class and race should be irrelevant. >but why only specific areas of identity?Strong perception that a lot of low class people are stupid. Many of them are to be honest, but I think that is more down to bad parenting culture. A lot of working class people and even people on benefits are more privileged than they have any conception of. Almost everyone in Britain today lives a life of physical comfort and access to entertainment and information approaching if not exceeding that of a Roman Empire.
>>85435238Fuck those terrible pizzas, get wominos instead de lid
Choon (IMO), bit sad but, meh so what.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjncyiuwwXQ>>85435238Cheese n ham.
>>85435245Not him but, dominoes is slop tier. Only good things on there are on the pudding menu (choc pizza and cookies).
>>85435116Your comment is awful. A wokeness based on class would be a disaster. >hurrr durrr kill all the middle class poshos In this case most middle class poshos are just the kids or grandkids of working class people who actually tried hard at school and got a nice middle class job. The mentality turns working class people away from hard grafting and work and entrepreneurship and money making goals and instead fetishises being low income/low education as something noble and an identity to be proud of.
>>85434995That's how I'm reading it, yes.
>>85435239>The Jason Arday case is a specific example. It does not matter if Arday was black/gay/trans/working class/from a council estate/autistic/had no legs. All that should matter is this: did he plagiarise his PhD? Did he lie to everyone and his employers? If so, then he should be fired. Both class and race should be irrelevant.do you a think silver lining could be it sets a precedent, at least?like that American lassie who pretended to be black and do 'black activism' and even her family were like '...we're not black, she isn't, just look at her.'pundits will have a field day in all directions, but it really is like some unintentional auditing/stress-testing of a system that's gone too far. there'll always be chancers, but one day there'll be THAT chancer.>Almost everyone in Britain today lives a life of physical comfort and access to entertainment and information approaching if not exceeding that of a Roman Empire.this one is such a monkey's paw sitch. as long as most of us have been alive, we've the idea of the 'couch potato' and now that's like, 'an internet potato' (sitting watching TV almost feels cultured now). access to classic literature and top scientific knowledge is a click away. me? i'm posting on /britfeel/ and about to watch The Orville x
the dafties are off again
>>85435180>How was the delivery? Great? Not So great?You know what to do.
>>85434999>Overall privatisation was a good thingRail privatisation was shit. Water privatisation was shit. Electric privatisation was shit.I'm not saying they were bad ideas, but they have been absolute shitshows in their execution.
>>85435245>Fuck those terrible pizzasread the reviews, i wish i hadn't. but they're there now, aren't they?>>85435247>Cheese n ham.decision reached. cheers lad(s) x
>>85435033True. You have to surrender your pets to DWP if you are asked.
Imagine not making homemade pizza in 2026
Helpers abused holes in a sorry state
>>85435238BBQ chicken for me my lad
we all a little dead in life it true xx
>>85435254>A wokeness based on class would be a disaster. FWIW i don't want this either.>>hurrr durrr kill all the middle class poshos i've met these people. it actually gets exhausting. like those people who turn up at everything and everyone's a 'fascist' or a 'Nazi' and it becomes a competition. yet those same people don't turn up to say, strikes for train drivers, because that's not as fun/sexy to them.i disagree with the latter half of your post because i'd rather things be womfy within our class, and i do think that's attainable. meanwhile it just...isn't logistically attainable for every working class person to compete. some will lose and suffer. and i get that's 'the point' but then there' back to being working class again, so why not have that baseline be womfy...?i dunno, it's so weird the internet (generally) has turned on the working class, of all people. the loony SJWs? yeah, fine. but it's like now it's all punk n cool n edgy to take the piss out of...John at the pub who gets child tax credits? k.
>>85435278my fear (and it is a fear) is that it has secret onions, lad. in fact i'm pretty sure there are visible red onions, yet those AREN'T listed in the blurb.i do like onions, but they should be fried off and part of a dish. i wouldn't just have red onions in a sarnie. Greggs only puts them in their baguettes to keep me from eating them all the time (thx Greggs)BBQ chicken pizza should have sweetcorn. but i know that might be onions to others.
Fighting age Sikhs
my apu just woke up from hibernation, still haven't told him about wolly warton or wim wurry yet
Out of 70 drops only about 10 opened the door, weird how the customer refuses to open the door when it's raining>>85434442Trust lad loads of courier ain't turned up today, few rounds failing, went back for one of them and got 25 bong bonus, only 40 drop, going back out for it in a bitand nah I ain't going to dress up for halloween, fuck that, might put a santa hat on for christmas though
>>85435301better to let him live in ignorance, ladhave a little dance to '9 To 5' and stick the Cluedo film on and pretend it's just another normal day x
>>85435307Or they might not be in, and knowing how unreliable delivery services are nowadays can't just spend all your time sat in home hoping a delivery turns up.
>>85435318Cars on the drive and lights on, they were in, and sure a lot of couriers are shit but personally my ETAs are bang on, I'm on time all the time
never seen the film. which direction is it sexist in?
might start using plastic cutlery so there's no risk of me biting my fork(f*dge wood you can taste wood)
ive SOVL but im not SOVLdier
>>85435322Could be any excuse for not answering the door, some legit, some might not be arsed to see anybody. It all depends on what that person has ordered. If something that won't fit through the letterbox, then it's on the person to stay in, or leave a message saying to put the item elsewhere.
>>85435329DVDlad will be able to answer this
>>85435264>the dafties are off againWhich dafties, I dunt see them?https://files.catbox.moe/qtoxap.jpg
>>85435329Blu-raylad will be able to answer this
Dizzy for Shippy
>>85435245>Fuck those terrible pizzas>Get even worse overpriced bullshit pizzas insteadsomeone make it make sense pls thx x
>>85435329Betamaxlad will be able to answer this
>>85435352if you're filtering out the dafties, then how come MY posts are still in there?
betamax? been doing that me whole life
>>85435352Where you hanging out these days lad? Aside from around playgrounds of course lmao xd
>>85435377>betamaxWe have digital technology nowadays grandpa.
Corr, I've got an 'enquiry raised' at Wevri now. These jeans had better be worth the wait.
Why is it that when lollers posts a comment a nasty one replies to him instantly?
>>85435389almost like it's the same person>makes_you_think.png
Helper helper Yes Bantu?Gaping arsehole?No Bantu Open your arse Ha ha ha
Budemong around today or no?
>>85435401Owen Jones, is that you?
I would like to officially announce that I #StandWithLindsay
>>85435389trip on, lollers sil-vous-plais
>>85435044>go to prison for 6 months>doing bird>for a seagull
>>85435407Hello yes it's me Owen Jones, how are you today?
Lollers is a disgusting nonce and should be treated as such
>>85435061>I'm such a sad cunt.>0 replies before this one
Need to go out to get food. Need to stay in and wait for royal mail not to deliver something. I'm quite hungry, desu.
>>85435420What do you mean anon I'm the one who asked the question about the seagull flying over my house at 5am every day.
>>85435301maybe watch The Wocky Worror Wicture Show later and let him down all gently
I'm poor so I don't order much, but I must admit it's quite fun when you do. It's like a game that plays itself and in the end you get a prize!
Attention seeking namefag hours
Helpers beaten arse filled with Sikh mens batter
>>85435409that jawline and nose tho
Helper dreaming of big bantu men
>>85435425I mean none of these fuckers came to your defence when you said you're a sad cunt
lush town, population: this remasterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKJlZu_Fvp8
>>85435440Mum likes this song.
>>85435445Proper couldn't give a shit
>>85435427InPost fka Yodel fka Home Delivery Network
>>85435445I like ur mum x
>>85435418hi orange juicedid you ever do anything about that person who plagiarised your dissertation?is the plagiarism not more important than Twitter clout?
>>85435422maybe you need dosserbox.com>>85435427Ann Summers?
some angry lads here today>5am seagull anon? yeah i hope he falls into a vat of rusty nails and gets eaten by piranhas - me, if i was yous
>he thinks its actually owen jonesomd!
>>85435447yeah, that told him xwell done, grande laddo
>>85435463>some angry lads here todayit is a thursdayshit always kicks off thursdayscunt
Fuck it I'm going t'farmshop. Not sitting here waiting on useless RM cunts. >>85435462Maybe I need to kill somebody and see if that helps muh rage issues?
Ships make me feel dizzy
>>85435427B I R M I N G H A M 0121 DO ONE
>>85435464you can't say factually that it's nothe writes clever-sounding articles on The Guardianthen even the Guardian people go>Owen, isn't this a bit hysterical?in the replies and he actually goes through most of them, defending himself.he IS an internet-person he's probably JUST googled his own name and found this thread.
>>85435473>you can't say factually that it's notmaybe you can't
Welpers brolapsed bussy
>>85435482thread wizard, i seek your counsel.
>>85435427>Birmingham Oh I'm so sorry anon. Peace be with you.
>>85435462>Ann Summers?Nah, already have lots of lacey underwear. This is from uniqlo.
>>85435473>JUST googled his own name and found this thread.this is the truth#leftwing #ohjeremycorbyn
Beans on toast for lunchBit of cheeseSaltPepperLUSHMAXXING
>>85435552i trust the wizard more than you.
Can't stand rich cunts ITT.
I just like ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHzIICY4iWo
>>85435574Point them out to us
>For those who have been out of work for a long time, a good job can provide not only an income, but the experience, confidence and connections that help build a longer-term career.What about pussy and not living with mummy any more? Staying on bennies me. Fuck being an incel wagie.
>>85435570YOu're right to be skeptical#labour #kierstarmer #leftwing #guardian
lush remaster honestlyhttps://youtu.be/gSKSTvzuPr0
LETS GOOOOO FRESH UPDATE IT'S ARRIVING TODAY!
>>85435596>LETS GOOOOOthis is the male equivalent of 'slay'
>>85435599And you're the male equivalent of 'gay'
>>85435596>birminghambrown hands have touched it
>>85435587>pussy and not living with mummythe paradox is that working doesn't get you pussy, but living with mummy means you won't get pussy
Aura farming with Shippy
Nerve = hit
>>85435603You can work and live with mummy up to age 25. Pussy is unobtainable beyond this age because you really should have flown the nest by then.
>>85435596Fucking GET IN MY SAHN!I have a frying pan coming between 5-7pm (as if Royal mail will deliver then) old frying pan is fucked and warped and i've eaten all the Teflon off it over the past 15 years.Don't judge me it was a prize in the Postcode lottery.
this is political correctness gone mad honestly
Why not apply for greggs and make sausage rolls with mid wagie women every day?
'Lutterworth Sort' sounds like a snobby character in a Roald Dahl book.
>>85435613how are the cows meant to read this?
>>85435587>25 hours a weekmad that this is basically the same out of time a medieval peasant worked most of the year
>>85435587They're really just living in an alternate reality where the country and the world never moved past 1997. Blair came in and in their minds we solved politics. They can't even conceptualise that most young men do not give a single fucking shit about "experience, confidence and connections that help build a longer-term career." they literally cannot conceive of it.Pathetic.
>>85435616Anna in the middle there is actually a rare phenotype that I've found does exist, albeit in very small numbers. Super whitemixed black, like three or four generations at least, large build for a woman, but still has natural curves, poor eyesight (possibly online too much but not in a loser sort of way), always fun to be around and truly one of the best lays you'll ever have. A rare specimen of the female form that isn't continually draining to interact with. Knows how to throw it back.
Wip Wippy
>my rain shell jacket fitso this is luvleh, considering the returns would have been a pain without a printer. Absolutely pissing it down with thunder warnings, sorted.
stupid politically correct new paper Johnson's baby buds. they no longer come in picrel, nice plastic-topped little tub. it's just some thin card box.the top has already been torn off by me repeatedly opening and closing my health & beauty drawer of my dresser, and i keep finding bastard earbuds in there, inside random other things.of course it's up to me to organise my drawer. but handwash is still okay? that comes in plastic? imagine if your handwash came in paper bags and then you kept it in a drawer with other items (some pointy.)
>>85435653settle down, melty
>>85435653>health & beauty drawer of my dresserget yar baps out luv
>>85435674lmao where'd you get this photo of me
Why is reform so afraid of independent journalism?
>Britain hires Nepalese soldiers as mercenaries>this means, for some reason, that we will hand over millions of pounds directly and then more millions worth of personnel and equipment for weeks/months of work whenever something goes wrong in Nepalhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/fvED3vh_fY0It's all so tiresome. What the fuck does he mean 'there for us in our hour of need'? Gurkhas are soldiers, we pay them and they fight for us, they're foreign mercenaries and the exotic mystique around them being some sort of warrior race is overblown to extraordinary levels (reports from British commanders repeatedly highlight them as unreliable, stunted and notorious drunks).Can we just stop with all this bollocks already?
>>85435674nowt wrong with having a health & beauty drawer, is there? it's just where items that WOULD be in the 'health & beauty' section of a shop go.(the things that don't quite make the cut for the medicine cabinet.)
>>85435639The male equivalent of her is definitely going to be incel-tier with generational race-mixing. Bet all three women are cracking in bed.
Yeah I wank to abstractdeeds videos, so what?
>>85435371AI-powered filtering, desu haha. >>85435378You mean where on the interwebs?>>85435411Wasn't me, friend. Current mood.>Caroline Shaw: Plan & Elevation - Manchester Collectivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LPdYIYjWXg
Holy shit number #3 is brutalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QPF6w2sM9I
do you lads like to go cycling ?
that reminds me, got some new tweezers, didn't i? old ones were getting rusty, started irritating my skin (even after i disinfected them)
>>85435708>You mean where on the interwebs?Yeah, I'm mostly on TBC, simpcity and some corners of twitter these days. Still come to 4chan but generally prefer /lit/, /out/ and /biz/ these days.
Royal fail van spotted in muh neighbourhood . Post lass spotted walking about the neighbourhood (not the van driver).>>85435719Is that a timestamp from tomorrow?
>Is that a timestamp from tomorrow?Properly fucked up that one didn't you mongman
Helpers ghastly hole
absolutely CREASIN' right now
>>85435734Shut up faggot, it says 28, where on the 27th. I guess you don't use logic for making reasonable assumptions.Spastic cunt.
>>85435728>Is that a timestamp from tomorrow?nah lad, just the last two digits of your post, since i knew you'd be calling it out.
>>85435744Got the date wrong and now you're having a tantrum lol mong
screaming at the little melty, its AI to
>>85435746Says the person who came straight in calling me a mong.You wanted to try and own somebody, and came in immediately insulting me, so I returned the favour. Stop acting like a snowflake.
>>85435724/lit/, /diy/, /out/, /bant/ and /r9k/ but not so much of that board as the others. I have several forums I frequent for my hobbies and interests. I don't post on Twitter, but I'll read the tweets that are posted on boards and forums that are relevant to my interests. Thanks for reminding me, I need to write a redirect for twitterwebviewer so it replaces xcancel/nitter.
>>85435752And you're still carrying it on lol
Can't believe she is pregnant lads. A lad got to have sex with her without a sheathe. Disappointed. Expect she'll drop out of working, raise a sprog on bennies and get fast-tracked into a council house now. Probably more tolerable than a wagie life.
>>85435684just wanted to see ur dirty pillows lass wasn't sayin nout about organising ur fings
>>85435757You don't get how conversations work? Weird.No, you're a mongy ickle twoll. Simple as.
>>85435763Again carrying it on, if you weren't bothered you wouldn't have bitten, would you?
Smells like it's been raining
>>85435767Ah so now you're admitting you're twolling.You dramafags are all the same, low quality, nothing to add but try and cause fights.
How do white lads tolerate being in an environment mostly with low iq immigrants? You must feel like such a failure being stuck in warehouse jobs while other white men get cushy careers.
>>85435776Where did I say I was doing that? hmm, I can't see it
Warold Whipman
>>85435653My favourite is mcdonalds using plastic lids and giving your a shitty paper straw that clogs shut with milkshakes. Oh and those "keep me attached" lids on drinks now? Amount of times I've screwed them on and they've leaked when laying horizontal. Pisstake. Just rip them off now.
>>85435767>you wouldn't have bitten,Throw the bait out, see what bites.The life of a 4chins twoll eh.
>>85435744> where on the 27thAnyone? Shall I take this one?Skin might be a wee bit thin in him, who knows.
>>85435803Take it pal, even put the jpg in
>>85435761How many times did I tell you about her being deep dicked and you were clearly in denial about it happening? Many times.I am fully vindicated.
Going to have a shitwank
>>85435777Failure manifest, is picrel.
>>85435803>in himPot kettle, amarite.
Walked into town to grab a drink and a sausage roll from the bakery for lunch before heading back home (wfh chad ofc). I live in a pretty small town, all things considered, a touch under 10,000 people. Over the past five years we've gone from basically never seeing a non-white person to nearly every other person being an obvious recent immigrant. On my walk, I passed a group of six young men, early 20s, dressed in full black/dark nike/addidas, shitty looking trainers and puffy jackets. They were visibly foreign and speaking in a foreign language. They weren't doing anything other than sitting around on a bench near the town centre.Who are they? Why are they here? They obviously not working so that must mean they're on benefits. Why are newly arrived foreigners given free money from the taxpayer? What possible benefit could the country have for groups of young alien men congregating around small towns? No politician can answer any of these questions coherently.
Whipman in his clapped out Worsa
>>85435744>where on the 27th
>>85435807Cheers pal. Custom made.
>>85435813reminds of that time on bo selecta when jack osbourne says 'you masturbate in your own feces, don't you?' and he has this smug little redditor face like he's just massively owned someone and avid just goes 'sometimes' completely deflating the kid
>>85435816>amariteamirite*
>>85435829I'm trying to think of the funny examples of where the mongboy poster outed themselves as being an outsider newfag riddled with ESL.Stronk was one.Where the archivenigga? He'll know.
>amirite**amirite
>>85435816Yeah. Fair. Open goal - go ahead, boss.
>>85435848No, how ESL are you? Just sound out the word how you spelled it, ami right. Not ameye, ami.Leave the English language to the English, forren la.
>impotent bickeringvs>nitpicking spalling misteaksNo contest. Nitpicking every time.
>>85435857It's low hanging fruit, like punching a toddler. We all make mistakes lad.
>>85435861>angry drivelhttps://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/amiriteTag. Your turn.
>>85435867You are merciful. Open goal valid until 2:59:59 should you want to cash in.
>britfeel try to spell a sentence correcetly challenge>literally inpossible yes i did make that spelling mistake on purpose to see who bites
Date wrong, can't spell, proper specimen.
2 Marmite sandwich for breakfast, 2 marmite sandwiches for lunch. Might have another 2 more for dinner.
>>85435809I guess that's what happens when you see no progression from wagie retail jobs as a woman. They don't want to get better paid careers like electrician or plumber like men. Having a sprog gives them some "meaning" and "responsibility" to their lives and a way out of enduring work. A cute little sprog to look forward to. All I see is being trapped raising a sprog for 16 years.Expect she'll have more sprogs down the line. Likely she won't even have a natural birth because of the "pain" and doesn't want to ruin the aesthetics of her innie. It's mad how society sees dossers as losers but single mums are respected more because of the hard work from raising a child.
>>85435889yeahsureyoudid.gif
cor, me new tweezers are great. don't even need anaesthetic in me. still stings like hell, but the slanted ones do a MUCH better job at catching the hairs (even multiple once)>>85435819they could be actors/NPCs
>>85435874You know what, we should just move on. >>854358822 (You)'s?
screaming at dadberg for throwing away my bolts
>he thinks 'misteak' is an intentional error, when it's actually butcher terminology for cutting meat incorrectly.ngmi.
woke loony leafie vegans are after mi steak, want me to eat rabbit food or summit
>would like to join a band>look on join my band.com>advert seems interesting>must be similar age (19)>im nearly 26It would appear I'm too old
>>85435916Butcher here, it's actually from a female animal, but what with the development of LGBTQ animals, everything is now called a steak, even chicken eggs, but duck eggs are still called duck eggs, a weird ruling from Brussels.
>get a job at greggs>tyrone runs in a stabs me to death>steals a bottle of oasisfeelsbadman
Belpers bum getting stretched out by Mandingo
>>85435874Kek what a absolute spastic
>>85435895Marmiteman6, you should be.
>>85435911Hell of a day, for sure.
>>85435955Fo shizzle my nizzle, as snoop dogg says.
>>85435943Is amaritemong a spastic or is amiritemong a spastic?
they think they're big lads but they never show at trafalgar square
I remember that lad going to a train station in bradford and the other lad didn't show up
Might call myself marmiteman4
Thought she was better than that. At least Ruth isn't going to have sprogs until she's at least 35.
I remember Welsh titlod from lockdown. Best titposts by miles.
>>85435982Imagine filling her up with primo spunk. Give it a few years and she will be shared by the lads on a Friday night after work.
Ship Shippy of the Shippinham Dynasty
Absolutely devastated and shocked she'd get pregnant at this stage in life. She will be trapped now. She will get fat and ruin her body too. It will never be the same after birth.
Say goodbye to that mid innie. Stretched out and flappy from now on. It not lush at allberg.
just sort of surprised 'amirite' is in that dictionary tbqh.
Pregnancy tits though. Make her look less like a 12 year old boy.
>>85436010ikr mad that a word people use is in the dictionary
>>85436010Almost like its common usage justifies some sort of official record or whatever, I dunno.
>>85435939At my local greggs they wear bodycams. Manchester and London have the most dangerous greggs if you watch audit videos.
>>85436024can't imagine being in the service industry at that class level, must be dire
>>85436024>if you watch audit videos
>>85435995Bet it is lush. Imagine living in a society where every girl wouldn't want you to ever to do that to them. Oh wait...I am sadly living this nightmare.
>>85436023i know what a corpus is.but then i was about to give an overly silly example of internet slang in the OED but THAT turned out to be real and yeah NOW i'm mad.
>>85436039Why mad? What does that achieve. Save your energy, brother. Really not worth the cortisol increase.
>>85436005Not if she gets a C-section. The scar though will be annoying.>>85436011She will probably bottle feed making the baby more likely to grow up with autism.
>go to greggs>take whatever if in the chilled fridge>it's too busy waiting in the queue>just walk out with free foodbeen doing this for years.
OMG I just told my GF about a cheese and wine night at Finely's place and she me THIS back LOL what is she like?
>>85436052Are you of a dark skinned persuasion?
Knew a lad that worked at greggs some years back. It was always policy to never confront customers stealing stuff and they don't even call the police unless you're literally taking the piss and clearing out the shelves.
>>85436058I walk in with hoody and face mask. Only take it off when out of town cctv area. I'm white but a lot of blacks do this without even caring about wearing a mask. I expect mostly because they all look the same and the police may not want to be seen as racist.
whats evri lad done now??
>>85436044Implies she has autism. She will not get a c-section. That innocent fanny has been tarnished forever.RIP lad, a sad day for you x
>>85436052> whatever if in the chilled fridgeO M DMD
>>85436032They get paid the same too in a lot of these rough cities. So you have to put up with blacks and homeless smelly men constantly threatening you if you dare say anything about them taking stuff. At least in London you get paid more but everything costs more overall there anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f9DoruByBEcorrr a good one, that. glitches to set it up, probs a lot simpler situations you create by deleting key items.would have been a useful one to know as a kid. nowadays people know to just leave unique items on the ground.
>>85436056> and she me THIS backbrav pls x
>>85436036That's how I know the most dangerous branch of McDonalds is in Manchester. Every day crackheads and blacks loiter in and outside it.
>>85436080HA! yes that one slipped through the cracks, I must confess to being giddy with glee at the thought of sharing the meme with everyone, due diligence took a back seat!
all the chilled stuff is shitetake a few further steps and get some tendies/bites from the hot counter YOU COWARD
>>85436068Dosser box rampage hulk smashFlour and fizzy pops ERRYWARE
>>85436085Thou art forgiven x
>>85436069Why not? The NHS just gives out C-sections like candy these days. Zoomer women do not like enduring childbirth like their mothers. Fannies do heal.
Welpers arse full of Sikh cummies
Mid afternoon nap time for seethersLUSH SQUARED
>>85436098where'd you do your obstetrics residency then fella?
luv left for dead, probably top 3 most fun games I have ever played
I reckon she was taken with a bit of force in a CNC scenario and prior consent. Bit of a struggle ripping those knickers off but she was wetter AND more grippy around his wanger post-spaff. I bet her sweat tasted delicious.
>>85436086Those are harder to steal. If it's a hot day you want something chilled anyway.
>>85436110Dr Caps M.D.
>>85436056>>85436085seems like you guys are quite the 'cheeky couple'.i have came up with this T-shirt idea for your wife to wear. it's a clock, but the dots have been replaced with wine.
Like it was planned out, but still a surprise. Torn clothes. Marks on her skin. Tits squeezed until it hurt. Chemically-induced wetness oozing from her tidy cunt. Aching to be taken. His substantial member spreading her engorged lips with some force.All consensual. All planned. All intentional.RIP lad. Aug 27th. The day hope died on its arse.
Don't know about you lads but every night I get this tiny fly that loves to buzz near my ears when I'm trying to sleep. Very high pitched sound so not a proper big one. Can never find the fucker. I hope it's not a mosquito.
buzz buzz motherfucker
wonder if Soundsp*cker has gone all quiet because of this last successful sesh.lifts you up, that sort of thing. i'll bet footballers and bankers all have sex right before big matches and important financial meetings.
>>85436155>mosquitoCould be.>>85436160WHAT ARE THE ODDS OH MY DAYS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtyE2LpLBKMmad little tale tbqh
>>85436155are you sure it's not Ebin?
Bennies office wanted me to go in but I'm a shut-in. Well that's the end of my bennies application end. They close the account in September. No I will not be seeing Sarah in her cushy dwp job.
It is August 27th, right? Not 28th? Right?
>free money>go see a person >no thanks I will sufferBritfeel in the year of Our Lord 2026.
tfw will never join the 27 club now
>>85436185Point is I am too mentally unwell and anxious to go out all that way. I am unhygienic and will have a problem if they want me to look for jobs. We all know that's impossible nowadays for long term neets.
>>85436185mental illness? on MY obscure incel forum?its more likely than you think
>>85436203Where does that leave you financially?
*informs the apus that william shatner is dead*
>>85436214Well I can just continue relying on mum buying food and drink. I would like to buy more vidya but the prices of consoles are going up now anyway. I've learnt to live with my backlog and her subscriptions to video streaming.
>>85436195you had all of yesterday (the 27th) to rope, lad.now you'll have to wait another month.
>>85436206Let me try another way:>potential way forward>no thanks>tell 4chanFor what? Bragging? Sympathy? Something to do? The bar is so low these days. Makes me genuinely sad.
>I'm too mentally unwell and anxious>to walk somewhere and talk to some office worker for 20 minutesSo odd that we just accept this as a society.
i have hit the upper threshold of what slanted tweezers can achieve.now i've no choice to switch to the pointed tweezers (with my condition) wish me luck lads, or maybe i'll see you all in the next life x
>>85436220A sad day, on this 28th of August 2026.
>>85436229look at the subject of the thread, lad.
>>85436221How old are you bro? Curious, not being a cunt.
>>85436243>not being a cunt.Yes you are
Creamy muck muck dripping from Welpers Bottom
>The majority (60%) have effectively dropped out of the labour market altogether and are not actively seeking work.>"Mental health problems have doubled in the past 10 years. So it's more people suffering with anxiety, depression, low mood."Love how they forget about you past 24. They know they can't fix long-term neets.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gjd853r0eo
No jeans for me today. Delayed again. By a week. Absolute SCENES once more at Wevri.
>>85436243I am 36. I gave up working a long time ago around 21. Just couldn't see myself slaving in a warehouse until I die.
>>85436203Don't be such a defeatist At least get the first few payments, what they ask of you is lower in the beginning
what are some horror/action films where a guy get stabbed up the noise? i think i need this to keep me cautious, know when to stop. like in The Punisher (2004) where the mob leader tortures Spacker Dave by yanking out all his piercings. or that new Final Destination where the MRI machine does the same to a guy (can they actually do that...?)
>>85436273Beyond absurd.
>>85436276I am sure mumberg would be proud of you if you ventured out and had a go.
Mongs. I'd be clambering up to the higher ground.
>>85436291i'm even smarter than you, i'd just run to one side.
>>85436295>>85436291i wouldn't live in a shithole
>>85436295You will likely die because you have no survival skills outside of your boxroom.
Budey bumming Belper
https://youtu.be/O5q5Fsbel7Uas lush as remasters go, this is a lush one
>>85436301Not heard Bude mentioned here recently, assumed he was banned and monged off
>>85436299https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaofQ_y7duMwatch this documentary programme, lad.every mistake of her journey i was yelling at the screen, because i knew what she SHOULD have done.i'm not what you'd call an 'armchair expert', more of a 'boxroom brainiac', if i do say so myself.
>>85436322His mobile IP got banned, he was back the next day
wonder what happened to those lads that did the 118-118 ads
>>85436341Thanks lad. I will add it to my watch later list. Women aren't the best at making rational decisions.
Me? WFH office rave with 4am Kru Essential Mix.Might get a cheeky Too Good To Go later on.Life === good.
>>85436344Cheeky fucker. Knew he was a wrong un.
imagine getting kicked like this, you'd be lucky to live
Can't imagine ever wanting to attend a festival like Glastonbury. What do you do if you need a poo and you're stuck in the middle of that crowd
Glaso with the besties! That 20 pound burger was LUSH let me tell you.
>>85436385You walk 40 minutes through crowds of smelly clumped up drug addicts to wait another 40 minutes in the queue for a stinking plastic greenhouse with a broken lock that ran out of toilet paper 138 people ago who have all been eating the same overpriced food van slop for three straight days.ITS SOOOOOO GOOOOOD MATE YOU GOTTA GO TO GLAS AT LEAST ONCE!!!
A 32-year-old woman with type 1 diabetes mellitus has had progressive renal failure during the past 2 years. She has not yet started hemodialysis. Examination shows no abnormalities. Hemoglobin concentration is 9.0g/dL, hematocrit is 28%, and mean corpuscular volume is 94 um3. Peripheral blood smear shows normochromic, normocytic cells. What is the most likely cause of this patient's current condition?
>>85436403Lupus x
>>85436401Aye sounds like hell
Normie humour is the most impenetrable thing to me. It almost seems like anti-humour.
>>85436403EPO deficiency secondary to CKD. Tell me I'm wrong.
>>85436403Not enough roughage in her diet??
>>85436403Looks like signs of a gaped arsehole, ask our welper I bet he's had all of these symptoms
>>85436417proud of you, grok
does that Game of Thrones lassie still have that condition where she can just die of a brain haemorrhage at any second?(thought it was after a horse kick/fall, but nowhere actually says)
>>85436403Sounds a lot like erythropoietin deficiency. Hate to see it.Cheers.
Some of you could really do with a better internal monologue. Lurk more. Jesus wept.
>>85436411would've been pinned Dilbert comics and chain emails back in the day, now it's group chat memes.
>>85436449i think a lot of lads need to pay their dues if they wanna hang with the big dogs
>>85436425Lol, no grok or AI help there lad, she's got normocytic/normochromic anaemia but with progressive kidney failure, so it's not iron deficiency or B12 deficiency, no history of bleeds and it's not haemolysis because MCV is normal.After FY2 I couldn't hack it and left, my parents are still very disappointed
>>85436385Buy your adult nappies and poo yourself. It lush letting one out around so many people.
>>85436455https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt7cZXmtpe4
Imagine being in a group chat with people sending you bullshit to validate their existence and place on the hallowed group chat with the BEST LADS WAHEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>85436449my internal monologue is just 'my posts'i was the second-top poster on one of the other boards in about 2010(after some guy called 'Anonymous')
Sikhs from Shippinghamshire
>Delivery attemptedFucking lies, Wevri.
>>85436465Replace the group chat with /britfeel/
Nobody bid on this cos I want it for GNU/Linux:https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/168631212370
>>85436477Wouldn't even know what to do with it my lad
>>85436473Actually, when you put it like that - fucking hell, you're spot on. Sickening.
>>85436477Seems reasonable desu, but stop shilling your ebay shop here lad
Only just turning 25 and already having a sprog. Very disappointed in her life choices. She'll always have to think about dragging a sprog around everywhere now or dump it on her parents for days at a time so she can still enjoy some freedom.
>>85436477shall have to pick something like this up when the 15 year old pcberg dies
Me? One group chat with two pals about a monthly curry night. I think that makes me a normalberg.
>>85436477I'LL DO IT LADJUST WATCH ME(unless you're advertising and this is yours, then you deserve 0 bids.)
>>85436489>Implying I'm from LutonYeah, no. I literally want it.
>>85436505DON'T YOU DARE EVEN CONSIDER IT YOU SWINE.
>>85436509Actually I take that Luton thing back, seller is called Laszlo-Tamas Nagy hence LTN.
>Laszlo-Tamas Nagyain't buying from forren man
>>85436503The last friends I had were in secondary school, the ones where you make them without even thinking in your first week and you're friends with them the entire time you're in school. From that first week I've not made a single new friend in my entire life, so that's 22 years. I see people with dozens of group chats and lots of overlapping friendship circles and being good mates with people at work and outside work and I just have no clue how they achieve that. Hell I haven't even talked to my original friends in like 2 years. Are they even really still my friends at that point? I have absolutely no negative feelings towards them, we just drifted apart and don't even message now.I'm truly alone.
Catberg is sleeping
Posting your own eBay listening to get addresses from people
shall be a sad day when the little toaster that could conks out
>>85436554>eBay listeningOnce more with feeling?
>>85436566Lad you can literally get a perfectly functioning computer for 50 quid, like the lad posted above.
me? don't care who i'm buying from.look at the cost of a current-gen Raspberry Pi (with all the bits you actually need).handy little mini-ATX slimline PC? with these specs? for 50 quid? i don't care if it's coming from Saddam Hussein himself tbqh
Welper parting his buttocks
Just ate TWO punnets of strawberries
>>85436574>>85436577This guy gets it. Love me Optiplex USFF ex-office pooters.
>>85436574which is what i shall yet it wouldn't be my little toaster though
Feeling really depressed since that car tried to knock me over. Haven't left the house since..I'm scared, honestly
*notices everyone is distracted**buys TWO from the same seller for a quarter of the price*
>>85436595See if you can get a counselling referral from your GP lad, that might help you.
Kind of hate that I genuinely do not like being a parent and regret doing it. I'd never say this to my kid of course, I still love them and do my absolute best to raise them, but yeah the honest truth is I'd rather not be one. Just not for me, but here I am.
>>85436602>FOR PARTSoof
>>85436477How difficult would it be to buy one of these and install windows xp?
>>85436602>empty cases and no PSU>not tested>Optiplex model prone to overheating capacitorsGood luck, commander.
>>85436612I think there's a black version of XP that runs x64. Get that ISO, Rufus, and away you go.
Second round was alright, half of it was weird new builds, before that bit there was a flat and there was a cute woman and it stunk of weed so I said smells nice up here
>>85436477>I want it for GNU/LinuxClever lad. Let us know how it runs if you get it, please.
>>85436623You can also bodge an ISO with nLite, that'd get your SATA drivers ready, and you can do the other drivers post install
>>85436509Somehow don't think you're getting it
raspberry piwhat's the consensus from linux lads?
>https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/168631212370>46 bong nowOne of you cunts is bidding. Stop it.
found the same model going for 69 quid Buy It Now (dropdowns for different options + stock photos, so who knows what condition it would arrive in.)that lad who was looking at cheap Chinese media PCs on Amazon last year, did you ever buy one?
>>85436632In English anon?
>>85436638Interesting to tinker with, but it's not a computer.
>>85436633Yeah, you're right. 49 bongbergs was my limit for no PSU. Ah well, onto the next.
>>85436650how is it not a computer?
Catching welper partly gaped with Broady
>>85436638Get a cheap ex office computer if you're learning or curious
>>85436273Can't get the staff mate
>>85436654Well of course it technically is a computer, but if you try to use it for general computer usage it will creak along and shit itself.
>>8543665356 pounds now, shame that.
Got a Thinkpad T480 and I'm running Windows 11 on it, just to piss you off.
just bumped the price up about 20 pounds with my bids, because of how eBay works now.sorry lad (but that means, unless it was you, you weren't getting it anyway.)
I had a pi zero w that I had a python discord bot on that would connect to a server voice chat and play the kjv bible audiobooks amongst other things, it was good for that, and even then it struggled. This was a zero w though.
>>85436644XP didn't play well with some SATA drivers. That PC listed has a SATA drive. So, in order to install XP to a SATA drive you'll need to get the installer ISO (disk image) and apply the SATA drivers in a process called slipstreaming. You can use nLite for that. That takes the XP image, the drivers, embeds them, and lets you install the software on the computer. When you have the base OS installed you can install the extra PC-specific drivers. Better?
>>85436672I'm on a t480 with debian.
That's a nice amount I think
>>85436663Yep. And the SD cards should be high endurance or you'll lose data too soon.
>>85436675Hope you're not using your main ebay account (if you have one) you'll get a naughty sticker for false bidding, temporary email works nice.
>>85436667>>85436675>>85436679You fuckers have ruined my day. I hope you're proud of yourself.PS: well played.
Okay Linuxlads, sell it to me. Why should I use a Linux distro over Windows, or macOS?
>>85436694just outbid me then, lad.
>>854366970***n, i will destroy you.
>>85436701When you're serious about Linux you'll be able to answer that question yourself. It's different for everyone.
>78.67 bongsC U N T SAll of you.
>82.99 bongeroonies
Got paid my PIP today. Maybe I'll bid just to annoy
>>85436714not me, I'm buying 16kgs of flour.
This guys gonna be pissed when it doesn't get paid for, imagine he goes round the bidders house and beats them up or something with the rest of the Albanian mafia
>46.00 bongSomeone tripped an alarm
>>85436714refresh the page, lad.may have retracted my bid due to a HORRIFYING typo
>>85436727I chuckled at this x
Back to 43 quid, did anon say 49 was his limit? I'll just bid that then.
i had some cds arrive in the post todayplans for today:anchovy pizzahave a wankplay some video games on the computercheers x
anyway i won't bid again, as cool as this would be.but originalanon maybe you can get it for 60 quid or something. i guess now you know what people WILL bid?
Can't believe you can't get irn bru bars anymore. They were the best sweets going
>>85436750>maybe you can get it for 60 quid or somethingMy budget was 55 tops, I'll keep looking, I'm not in a massive hurry. This one will go over 50 quid for sure.
would love to nostaligagasm on uncslop with a top of the line 2004 laptop
>>85436661Can't get my fucking jeans, either.
NEW THREAD>>85436804NEW THREAD>>85436804NEW THREADMY LADS
So many of these tiny PCs are without power supplies
>>85436809Dead already WOW ha ha, what did you do this time
>>85436809ONE JOB; FUCKED IT.
>>85436777i betrayed my friendly local newsagent by going to the OTHER shop a few doors down, because they had Irn Bru bars and he didn't.also the other guy got in a box of Ancient Mew promo cards. originally, they handed them out at the cinema or in McDonald's or somewhere? he didn't know what they were, so he just gave them away whenever we went in.*checks eBay prices**regrets checking eBay prices*
take numero two-o>>85436825>>85436825>>85436825
>>85436809uttermongboy
>>85436810are they not just standard PSU plugs?
>>85436677@grok explain like im 5
