Second hand Dell Optiplex edish
in b4 lewd hhl post
There once was a mong that was cock madAnd the name of the man was WelperladHis arse went up, his head bowed downBlow, my Bantu boys, blow (huh)His arse had seen some cocks, eight scoreWhen down on his right a big Bantu boreWelper dropped his pants and sworeHe'd take that chunky chodeSoon may the batty men comeTo fill his anus with bellends and piss and cumOne day, when the bummin' is doneHis pampers will explodehttps://youtu.be/bNQSMTNSnUw
whats your uncslop of choice?
>>85436833>by 7 secondsflawless
>>85436791Sign up to be a courier then you can collect your own parcels from the depot, that's what I do
>>85436825does anyone know where to get cheap second hand optiplex's
But OP, you didn't put the previous thread inPrevious thread >>85434338
>>85436840Nah, not the tiny ones. Usually DC barrel jacks. A lot of them take laptop power supplies to be fair, but it's another 10 to 15 quid to get a second hand one if they're just base units.
Sorry lads fucked that new thread right up. Mispelled the name of the edish so deleted it
>>85436835Get on the highway to that bantu zone
>>85436846ONE JOB; I FUCKED IT.Soz lads.
>>85436861S'fine pal, I choked on the prev edish link so I'm the resident spacker. At least you had the decency to bin it off, I had to be corrected. The absolute shame.
Shippy from Shippinghamshire ripping welpers arse to shreds with his massive mandingo willy
found the same model/specs, but with a 256 GB SSD instead of 120.and no Micro$oft Winblows preinstalled, all primed for a fresh Linux install.59.99 quid Buy It Now...OR nearest offer.think i'll keep this listing to myself. wouldn't want to advertise on 4chan, would i ;)
>>85436845dosserboxes.com
what the hell is this lad's problem
>>85436878>Micro$oft Winblowsbrav come onjust for thathttps://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/407089430754
do you think a seller would take 50 quid if the Buy It Now price is 59.99?maybe that's taking the piss, but idk. eBaylads what's the crack when they have both a listed price and allow offers? do they just decline everything? or anything up to say 2 quid less than the asking price?
>>85436898you get 2 or 3 offers. you make an offer, they either accept, decline or counter. don't overthink it, just put the bid in and see if you're accepted. tons of these little things on eBay so you won't be short of supply. cheers.x
>>85436897YOU BITCH BASTARDTHAT WAS MY PRIVATE FINDalbeit>The seller is away until 01 Sep, 2026. If you buy this item, expect a delay in postage.The seller is away until 01 Sep, 2026. If you buy this item, expect a delay in postage.>3 Active Offersif there's 23 available (office closed down, or something?) and you put in the lowest offer, do you think he'll post you the most scuffed one? ;__;
>>85436905aye fair lad, i can't remember if this was always a feature, i just remember using it once on a book that was 20 quid or something.15? nah. 17? nah. 18...? nah.right so you just want 20 quid for the book listed as 20 quid. WHY HAVE THE OFFER OPTION?(unless you'd intentionally set it higher and THEN accept the lower offer for the 'real' amount you wanted.)
>https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/168628606906>24 quidyou all fucking bottled it, didn't ya?
gandalf must have been a right thicko to take so long to figure our the moira passphrase
>>85436908You listed specs and price. what did you expect?
Welper wanking off a Sikh bull into welpermums pussy
>>85436908Might be an IT charity, they take old office PCs so the org can claim charity donation tax wipe them on multidrive wipers clean and test them with windows images then flog them on ebay.
are you really not using Lindows?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSdRTOh2jeA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dqVDQ-lF4Q>>85436826Kewl card. Did you ever get one?
CeX don't even wipe hard drives.
SSM don't even wipe his arse
Thought I saw SSM at The Swan recently.
>>85436945this would be such a good little job (NOT a scam it IS a service) if loads of companies weren't doing it already ;_;my friend's dad refurbishes old tools and sells them on. usually they just cleaning/sharpening, then they're like new.
>>85436992He washes his arse in the sink, far more hygenic than just using toilet paper.
just want Crossy back, really.
hope crossmong snuffed it tbqhwy
>tfw no living wage cushy job in york
31 year old and riding bus #sad
Mr Whippy from Shippy
On the bus right now going homes
Pallied up with shady mates
thought that 500 GB drive might be a mechanical onebut it says SSDlads, can i just have that one? thanks
>>85437049from Flamingo Land?how was it marra?
My rose is going to look all fat, greasy and spotty in nine months. I don't think I will like her.
>>85437091what's your basis for this? is that when she turns 18?
Sadiq Khan and Andy Burnham are JUST LIKE ME!
>>85437003which of lesbians is supposed to be ssm?
>>85437119>politicians aren't happy enough fucking with your personal life, they now tamper with R foodWhat have they done to it? Loaves full of arsnic or summat? Making room on the shelves for racist nazi loaves who talk about forren bread coming over ere nicking R shelf space.Does mi tits in.
Some women don't want to continue their Turkish bloodline. Her British boyfriend probably does want a sprog at some point. I'd say she has got another ten years to think about it before pregnancy becomes too risky. A sprog is going to give more life fulfilment over a cat.
Bantus spaffing all around him
>>85437119Predictive programming, you will only be able to get bread this winter from government handouts (or your local spiv).
>>85437146Just order 16kg of flour and bake your own bread
>>85437098I noticed a reply where she said she was pregnant. She is nearly 25. She has not said it at all on her asmr.
>>85437119stacking bread is the easiest job in a supermarket because it weighs basically nothing, they're easy to stack and organise, and there's nothing to drop and break
>>85437155and what of the yeast, pray tell?waitwhy are you shilling unleavened bread
>>85437169Just mix flour and water and make a sourdough starter
corrr SAGExpo in two weeks.Sonic fansdo what Sonic Teamdon't.
>>85437161Babys going to be a muslims, lush x
think i might start doommaxxing mumberg with the bread shortage stuff, she's all ready been going on about buying powdered milk
>>85437176The boyfriend is actually a muslim. He will probably abandon her soon because she won't be pure any more. Might be lucky to get 1 quid a week in child maintenance.
>>85437125SSM would be the guy in white he were a bit healthier and didn't stink of shit. Those women have ruined their bodies with tattoos.
She has been knocked up by a mussie, she isn't married, the mussies parents won't want anything to do with a haram sprog like that. So that is it, she's going to be bringing up a half bake turner syndrome mongsprog up as a single mum on benefits. HA HA HA
>>85437206yeah bet those dykes will be tears if they ever heard what you thought of their bodies
>>85437119The old white guy on the left is Pat McFadden head of the DWP he's like the grim reaper for some of us in here
>>85437168There's a million 18-24 year olds who aren't good enough to get jobs doing this. That's how you know the country is completely fucked.
Just ventured out britfeel into outer r9k. Bloody hell lads and i thought that this place was bad. There's a general for people who fetishize wearing nappies and a momcest thread.
>>85437218I'd rather go with a hung twink than them.
>>85437211Yeah I would have thought her condition made a pregnancy more risky. Hopefully it's not a little incel boy.
>>85437233I know mate it's like mad max out there isn't it?
>>85437237yeah i bet you would lol
Why the fuck is a muslim into her? Fuck sake. She was groomed.
>>85437192Nido powdered milk 1.8kg is heavily discounted atm on amazon, she'll owe you tendies for getting her a discount lad.
As if I am going to fall for that entrapment and go there. Evil woman wants me to go down.
the sprogs going to be a moni
I'm the king. Nobody mess with a lad like me. Especially a female who wants to expose me. Don't insult my fucking intelligence bitch. Ya she's probably in this thread right fucking now. BITCH.
corrr all the NASA lads who 'died' in the Challenger explosion are actually alive.respect to the U.S. for not actually killing them (think kamikaze pilots). i just hope we actually go to space for real, within our lifetime.
>>85437293SORRY LAD I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHAT DID YOU SAY
As if I'm going to accept a fucking caution and do community service. Jog on muppets. I ain't done nothing wrong as far as I'm concerned. Fuckers.
>>85437302WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN?
Never seen an auditor yet. Lucky I have a lot of scoop on some so they better not mess with me in public.
Imagine shagging emily wops. She's got a certain fertility about her.
A wank? Think the poo is pushing hard on the prostate this evening. Might have to unleash this bad boy.
Welpers smelly gape
>>85437161Maybe she got knotted by a German shepherd.
>>85437199Little cappuccino child incoming
Will somebody get these RACISTS outta here
>>85437360Sounds a bit exclusionary to me.AlmostRacist
How does Helper afford all these holidays? I can only afford like one a year and I work full time.
>>85437326For me it's Gert Viczster.
I am pleased to announce that after repairing my mouse myself the double clicking is gone.On the not so bright side, so is the regular clicking.
>>85437359I wonder if her parents will disown her
EMAGIN IF THER WAS THIS ANTI RACIST ROIGHT BUT IT TURNED OUT THEY WERE THE RACIST YEAH? BUT 'ANG ON, NUVVA TWIST FOR YA, THEY WERE BEING RACIST TO A NONCE?
unmedicated people in here this evening
>>85437371I remember seeing her have a domestic with her boyfriend while she livestreaming. Pretty grim existence being a lolcow for a bunch of cunts on YouTube.
Throw his arse out he's a gaper! HE'S A GAPER, HE'S GAPER, HE'S A GAPERA GAPER, LOOK HE'S A GAPEROOOOH, OOOOOOOHAlright you see this shocks you, it shocks you
https://youtu.be/_zkXUMvdVjI?is=mAwEf0nPSbdDOm0FJust been to the job centre de lads
I'm so DIZZY!
>>85437371Gert Viczster has 17 mental illnesses and is banned from phoning the police she calls her that often, sometimes several times per day.
>>85437367Top rate PIPUniversal CreditWages from his part time job
>>85437408What did they have you doing?
>>85437417Trip on man, please?
>>85437419500 word essay on the benefits of diversity
>>85437367Bennies innit. And mummy helps him.
Silly sausage thought he was a copper https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PyHabMheR90
>>85437379I hope so. The descent to daily insertion shows on Chaturbate will accelerate.
Imagine your life being so unbelievably shit you get jealous at someone like HHL, a literal mong on benefits.
>>85437378damn that's worse than my scroll wheel issue. clicking is pretty important.you might have to accept it's FUCK*D and get a new mouse too (might install mine at the weekend, need to do it before the return window ends)
no one is jealous, pipe down now, the regulars are having a conversation about scroll wheels.
seasideMARK Drinking on Thursdayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gay-LID8q4g
>>85437432Nah, you're not the policemanFucking hell what was he thinking
>>85437443I thought you sorted this issue out a while ago
wish mark would stop using AI slop thumbnails i already see enough AI slop watching frauditors
seethe at spammong mong is the biggest mong here franklythe irony and hypocrisy is just too much
>>85437453The dark knights are coming soon
SeasideGAPE
Me? Watching Rjsmithx eat pasta bake.
Mark had Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday off so get in there de lids
>>85437474why is her head so oddly shaped?
>>85437453His videos are so boring these days. Nothing but him repeating his catchphrases over and over again. He's said the Sandford Lane streams are going to start again when the dark nights roll in, so hopefully the content will improve then.
>>85437432kek what is this ride along stuff, can you just ring up about police department in america and ask to tag along?
>>85437477Mark's had around 13,800 days off mate
>>85437453Exposed fella and his army of twolls fuming x
>>85437480thats all it ever was?
Life is so short, lads
>>85437480worse than ever now. only watch few seconds now before closing
>>85437474Her eating Chinese was kino.
>>85437396I'm unmedicated and in here all the time baby.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GizTr6QLfc
>>85437481Officer should have patted him down prior to the ride along, but I think that should be part of signing up to do one of these things.
>>85437478For views. Literally she had weaponised her face for sideshow appeal.
>>85437161Hopefully she miscarries and the bastard baby dies x
Mr Shippy can I have a Mr Whippy please with a Flake
>>85437501that doesn't really answer the question but thanks for taking the time to reply anyway i guess
Computer parts gone up. So true Mark
>>85437494Corrr yummy mummy
>>85437512Sorry meant to reply to the OP on that one lad
Not looking forward to the dark knights
>>85437493The booze and his grief over his Dad dying has finally rotted his brain beyond repair. It sad.
>>85437458nah, a helpful lad linked a tutorial but i don't have the kit for it. weird proprietary screws. i tried cleaning the wheel from the outside, didn't help ;_;besides, it's a REASON for a rad new Logitech gamer mouse, innit? now i just need my keyboard to break in some way, so i can get a matching one.other-mouse-lad, maybe you should install a GNU/Linux and learn vi keys:http://vimperator.org/https://github.com/philc/vimiumanyway it's nothing to be ashamed of. our clicks all stop working with age x
Brb having a tug
Choon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy6wryJMwVUAlso, I'm annoyed. I thought of the yoghurt and mint dip the farmshop do before waling into the farmshop. The universe prompted my mum to ask about it when we were stood at the counter, yet I still ordered curry stuff and didn't get the dip? Fuck sake, sorry universe pal, I am trying.
>>85437265this is a quid a litre, the milk mumberg buys is 6liters for 3.50
I wonder what was going through his mind when he decided that doing this would be a good idea.>At the time of Preston's death he was found to have sustained around 40 traumatic injuries over the course of the time he had been in their care.>Injuries that included at least 30 external bruises, internal bruising to his mouth and throat, internal bruising to his anus, his bowel and bladder, lacerations to his anus and rectum, and features that were indicative of a perforated bowel. He had a healing fracture to his left upper arm that was non-accidental
not on my meds as such but i'm on tramadols and a zopiclone so you can't accuse me of being angry (it's simply untrue.)but what makes me angry is i can't get my REAL meds until i do all this nonsense where i have to go into the GP surgery and get my vitals checked. all you anti-NEET lads: i want my Ritalin back, and i feel like we'd agree on this.
No worries mate.
>>85437563You dont need Ritalin, you dont anything, youd be much better off without any drugs pal, all your problems are a result of drugs, just pack it in, you are how old, time to grow up buddy
>>85437570Jung knew what was up.
>Oh he's LARPing as the baby raper again..What a life
i can't criticise any posts for obsessing over the same three or four topics, because i also obsess over the same three or four topics.
>>85437558Why do paedophiles like Jurassic park so much? I bet he had cups etc with it on, grim.
Wonder what R is up to right now!
one i farted so loud the neighbors were banging on the wall
gapers > bapersthat's all i'm saying.
What is a baper?
>>85437627Somebody who gets gaped exclusively by Bantu men
>>85437627Opposite of a gaper fyi
>>85437578>You dont need Ritalin, you dont anythingIMO i DO something, and that's the opinion of professionals.i mean i could bomb speed but that gets nasty really quickly. i think they were on the right lines with this one.
>>85437627Someone who did what varley did, no I won't say it, it's horrible.
Welpers Bottom being invaded by the Shippinghams
NIGGAS IFFY UHBLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH
Jamie Varley is footmong's idol
/britfeel/'s SICK obsession with Paedophilia.
>>85437674Bet he posted on /r9k/
Who the fuck rapes a baby? Boggles the mind.
>surname is literally Valentine>be turbo incelMore proof the Universe has a sense of humour
>>85437656The opinion of the professionals is that you need to stop smoking weed and doing speed, you're a spastic, just stop doing drugs and you'll feel much better
Gooning for Shippy
>>85437715Americans chop their foreskins off.
I'm not a misogynist or a racist. Probably because I've had sex once and had black friends at school.
>>85437596>baby raperYou make that suggestion and I'll fight you until the day I die.
>>85437716Life is absurd innit. I hope there isn't a God cos if any being created this shit tip of a planet they certainly aren't benevolent.
>>85437720this was years ago, i dunno why he mentioned cannabis specifically. maybe he phrased the question like>do you smoke cannabis, or take any other illicit drugs?i had given those up by the time i started my Ritalin. also weaned back off the citalopram, clean slate, and yeah, Ritalin helps with all the ADHD stuff (way better than speed or caffeine).point is i don't get all this>you're lying about X!malarkey. if you're one of those guys who just likes arguing, it's like the guy from the Monty Python sketch says:>that's not an argument, that's just contradiction.pick a better arguer. impress yourself with your skills.
>>85437609She's graduated now so is probably spending plenty of time with her tall Deano bf. No doubt having lots of sexy times too.
You lot are sad, man.
>>85437773Didn't choose the sad life, it chose me.
>>85437773Aren't you just as bad by being here with us?
The Shippinham Dynasty
>>85437773These generalisations include the people making them.
>>85437443I'll just use a cheap as fuck old one I have lying around, and when I run out of spares I simply won't use a mouse. These kikes are not getting any more money from me.
>>85437757Just stop doing drugs, its not difficult
>>85437784Yes they are when you think about it
Y-You're sad too!
>>85437037york is grim for prices, cheapest studio flat I could find was a grand a month rent
Shocking lack of self-awareness from some of you.
>Join multiple "girls only" groups on Discord for gaming>All LGBTQ+ friendly>Most have a selfie channel>Upload pictures of NovaOnline (pic related) and say it's me>Obviously not a girl>Normally get flooded with positive comments saying they love my glasses or hair etc>What the fuck>Scroll up>Almost everyone else looks like thisDo women actually exist on the internet? Real women I mean.
I'm a film noir silhouette right nows
>>85437716one of my ancestors in the 1600s was called valentine
>>85437819That fooka is always greasy
>>85437819I bet Nova is actually in those discords
>>85437674Wish i had that eye area
I wrote the only book ive ever read
I was writing a novel with characters based on some of the people here, but I binned it. Wasn't a good idea.
was writing a novel about a legendary sword master named barboz as he battles the goblin king of the easy
>>85437804If you work a minimum wage job after tax which is 1800 a month a grand a month goes just on rent for some shed of a flat is grim as fuck. Fuck landlords.
>>85437819We shouldn't ridicule people with mental health.Should we just kill them? Woah woah woah, but also as somebody with mental elf issues, YES!. Physical issues as well, not being too sad, but I'd welcome a shotgun to the back of the head. Let me have a spliff, pop a choon on the ole walkman, and fucking have at it.
>>85437804That sucks. I want to move there for a better life.
>download tinder>set distance to the moon and age to 100>spend hours liking everyone >no matches
Wouldn't mind bumming her, if you know what I mean.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fPqmceCf90In fact fuck it, bagsy her if anybody of us meet her. That means you get her and bring her to me, cheers lads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fPqmceCf90
>larping as a troon for other troonsyikes
Saw something mildly erotic and now I have to have a wank. Fuck sake.
>>85437768She's probably back at uni lad. Some lasses can't get enough of it.
>>85437930No no no, tinder matches you to them. You need to put love oxygen tanks zimmer frames and pissing myself, in your bio. Then the granny matches will flood in.
>download tinder>set distance to the moon and age to 100>spend hours liking everyone >1 match
>>85437696Honestly if he just shaved it off he would look good with those hunter eyes and bald head. Why do men make themselves so unattractive?
>>85437930tinder is where you went wrong, lad. try bumble instead.
>>85437932>anybody of us meet herThat wasn't a ketlad intentional gotcha, I proper had a retard moment.And posted the song twice.Good choon to make up for it? Sure why not.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_EW5DcE9mM
>>85437819>>85437855>>85437861>>85437910I've fallen down a rabbithole with these people and it blows my mind. There's one called Cyraxx who thinks his fake girlfriends are being kidnapped and he's being signed to record labels. It's just the mentally ill bullying others who are mentally ill but I can't stop watching.
Broadbridge and Shippy going to town on a helpless Welpers Bottom
>>85437715I know! He must have been weird or something
>>85437930Tinder actively promotes profiles on apps that have been recently installed. How ugly are you?
Mums not happy that I'm having marmite sandwiches for 3 meals a day, me? I don't see a problem with it.
>>85437977Hate marmite me
First reply chooses what I wank to.
>>85437696>He has not been convicted of any sexual offences.Why the fuck are these tyrants dishing out SHPOs?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd9489jewq7o
>>85437984Lil Tays instagram
>>85437984Yourself in the mirror
>It bans the 29-year-old from using any device with access to the internet unless he notifies police and also prevents him entering or loitering near female public toilets or changing rooms.Can't even slag foids off on his favourite image boards. Not right.
>>85437938It's been 3 years now. I doubt she'll be doing a masters in media. She'll be working at one of her Dad's pubs or he'll get her a job at one of the breweries that supply his pubs.
>>85437989She looks a bit young, mate.
Love you lil fucks I do.Forren choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RBzsjga73s
>>85438000i wonder which -lad will dissappear
>>85437938>UniI know lad. Not like us alumni of the university of life
>Police said Valentine had been a member of an online incel group./britfeel/
Incels OUTNeets IN
>>85437961only likeable one was kingcobra (rip)
>The order handed to Valentine at Cheltenham Magistrates' Court on Monday also bans him from having an account on a specified incel website, as well as any other online forum or app that promotes incel-related ideology. Wonder what it was. Probably not this lovely image board.>Under the terms of the order, Valentine is only allowed one internet-enabled device at all times. It must be able to retain internet search history and location information, and be immediately available for inspection by police whenever requested. Bit of an overreach if you ask me. What if your favourite web browser doesn't store history?
Shippington of the Shippinghams
Ever wonder if you're on some government watchlist?
>>85438071no because im not a nonce, why do you think you're on one?
>>85437819>Do women actually exist on the internet? Real women I mean.They do, just mostly not on LGBTQ+ friendly Discord servers or here
Mum has just brought me round a Jones chilli jam pork pie, very nice of her, thanks mum!
>The court heard how Valentine is a self-proclaimed misogynist and member of an online incel group, with a history of unprovoked violence towards women in a public setting.>Valentine is well-known for his misogynistic hostility and violence towards women, and we are pleased to have secured this SHPO against him.>Even though Valentine has not been convicted of any sexual offences, this is a preventative measure to keep women and girls in the county safe from harm.Imagine having an SHPO without any convictions. Lad is truly fucked and will now hate women more. Probably all he did was film foids in public.
Do you reckon you get put on a watchlist for frequenting 4chan?
>>85438036Daniel Larson is funny to watch, he's recently been released from Jail and has handlers, I hope he starts using social media again properly.
>>85438114No, more like a list for the disabled
Ordered the brake pads to sort my stepdads car. Evri delivery so Ill pick it up myself when I get my own rounds and get paid to deliver it to myselfNeighbour asked if I can do the brakes on his daughters car as wellI like doing brakes, easy job
>>85438114I've thought about mentioning it when being stopped and searched on night walks. Best to keep your gob shut. NFAmaxxing me.
Do you think you get put on a list for browsing infamous incel general /britfeel/?
>>85436925Went for 24 quid in the end. Mad.
I will film slutty foids legally in public. Nothing they can do about it really.
>>85438141*gets a SHPO*
>>85437674looking this is grounds for a harddrive check
Have i just said I'm going to cum, outloud as tilting muh shiny chase card that I pulled myself from a pack today? Might have. Windows closed, live alone, like I give a fuck
>>85437674With a shaved head and trimmed beard he'd pull more lasses than you
Shippy depositing a Mr Whippy in Welpers Bottom
Getting a veggie Dominos pizza. Love it more than any of the meat pizzas.
>Introverted lesbian space princess Saira embarks on a mission to rescue her ex from evil incel aliens, enlisting the help of an enby pop star and a cantankerous boomer spaceship.>Anxious and introverted protagonist Saira lives a sheltered life on the planet of Clitopolis, where she is princess, daughter of two neglectful lesbian queens>After she is devastated by a break-up with Kiki, her partner of two weeks, Kiki is kidnapped by "Straight White Maliens", who intend to use her as bait to steal Saira's labrys in order to power their "chick magnet">Saira steals a "Problematic Ship" to embark on a quest across the galaxy to save Kiki
>>85438186Hot take but I completely agree, just as long as jalapenos are on it
>>85438145I would tear the paper up and rather go to prison. I would come out an angrier man.
>>85438186Always think the meat just ends up dominating the flavour and ruining it.
Imagine having a surname like Valentine. Must've been teased a lot in secondary school when it was Valeintine's Day. poor lad.
>>85438277All the Deanos definitely called him 'Victor No Valentine'.
>>85438132I expect everything is too low-level for them to care about. Everything is going down on whatsapp and discord these days.
Do you think any one here would actually meet the threshold for anything? Stalking or just a fan? Women criticism or misogynist/incel?
>>85438186corr what toppings lad? i like the veggie volcano
Reckon Shippy has a hairy back
I wonder if wops is still dealing with her tranny stalker.
sadly little boxroom dwellers. their power fantasies? being nuisances
Might larp as Valentine.
>>85438370be funny if it led to him being arrested
Might larp has HelperLad.
Ship Shippy from Shipington
might larp as someone interesting
>>85438378Poor lad has to deal with this until 2031. Not right at all being on edge this long.
>>85437791aye i was rocking some AmazonBasics one for years. actually breddy gud, 8 quid and it just feels/operates like a regular-size gayman mouse (not like those shitty Ntrust ones you used to get from Argos).but going FULL Loonix, keyboard only? you will be like a god among men.>>85437793it's notoriously difficult, lad. all this talk about work and bootstraps, then the anti-NEET lot downplay something like this. even just getting up in the morning is difficult with depression, innit. you don't 'gain' from that, it's certainly not fun or fulfilling.>>85438071i'm in the Police National Computer for my arrest (DNA + fingerprints, maybe they've been wiped by now?)and i got a Cyber Crimes guy round from the Regional Organised Crime Unit because they're trying to stop online drugs, or something.>>85438186didn't you say this before? honestly even the vegan cheese is good. enjoy lad
He's probably using his mum's phone and deleting the history anyway. It's very easy to have a spare phone outside the home too.
>>85438386Do Isambard Kingdom Brunel. My question?Ay yo wat made u funk of bridges n shit?
Kinell, bit late for a delivery innit? Latest delivery I've ever had.
>>85438415OH!, bridges get you over shit ya can't get over.*adjusts tophat*
>>85438415lad i'm obviously not Isambard Kingdom Brunel, he died like 167 years ago. theres no way it would be possible
no you dont get put on a watchlist for 4chan because I work in a government role which required numerous security checks because of le sensitive info and it was never part of the process. Roles in mi6 or something id imagine perhaps but I really dont think you lot are on a folder somewhere. If we were I dont think theyd have given me my job because ive said nigger a ridiculous amount and been on 4chan since 2012. I think JTRIG or some sort of online cyber acronym will monitor 4chan but I dont think individuals are logged unless you pose a threat to the state, but talking about pooing, din dins, asmr girls and wanking isn't really notable.
>>85438424Ann Summers lad?
>>85438448let them have their power fantasy lad
>>85438448Yeah lots of lads really blow it out of proportion. The government knows that people making the occasional KICK OUT THE BAMES post aren't anything to worry about. If anything they're happy to let it fester so they can wag the dog a bit if needs be. Maybe a few /pol/ users are on a list, but fucking britfeel? The wah wah I'm on bennies and want pussy general? Nah.
>>85438191is this that Lesbian Space Princess? sounds bad.i actually liked picrel but i think Adventure Time and Tumblr have done a lot of damage to western cartoons. cool setting, but it's like conflict is banned now. 2020s Harry Potter would be about Harry finally confronting Voldemort about his past trauma from his abusive parents, Voldemort would cry (i's okay for men to cry) and beg Harry for his forgiveness, then he turns to dust because this severs his hate-link with Harry's lifeforce (no direct killing by the hero, all killing ever is wrong.)
>>85438430It's not hard. Watch this.I'm gandhi, peacen shit.There done it.
some peculiar questions going on ITT.
>>85438394They are supposed to wipe if no conviction but they keep a lot of other shit like voice (police interview), custody photos and any other information they gathered during PACE search. So if you had some personal info shown in a phone notification they will have that. You will show up with a yellow square around you when you pass police facial recognition vans in public as someone who has a photo on the PNC. If it's a slow day, they may stop you and ask questions because of your past. It's important to wear a burka, balaclava or ski mask in public for privacy.
Ate a kebab Pot Noodle. Not bad.
beef and tomato pot noodle ohh corr corr corrrrr
Found the source for the piss smell in my room. Half-full pint glass of stagnant piss under my bed for some reason. Must've done it blackout
>>85438556omd wot r u like!
>>85438556Dire that lad
>>85437819desu i don't get why so many troons are comfortable posting pictures online if they don't pass. though why do you even bother joining those?
>>85438556fucking hell ladfuck sake
It was tempting to reveal my hate of foids in police interview when I was arrested on my night walk. However, don't give in. The best thing is to stay silent or ramble about random shit during interview (I just talk about video games every time they ask a question). You don't want anything like that to support something in the future. It's always been a foid detective for me in interview and they ask stupid shit like "what is your employment status" and then look at you like a subhuman for saying you can't work due to police scum ruining my life.Security mongs and cctv tyrants will say anything to the police if you don't act like an npc... he was standing outside the toilets, looking in windows, following women etc to make you stop walking around with no real purpose etc. They say the right words to make police show up and arrest. Multiple people will all side with each other against you too. I think I must be on my sixth no further action now.
Also never sign your custody release at the end. Just scribble anything or put a nice dot as a signature. You don't need them training their AI up for handwriting recognition patterns. AI is being used in policing now.
>FoidsThey're called women, fucking hell. Hopeless
ickle lad off on his box room power fantasy again
Muslim men with videos of camels and mecca videos are commenting on my british lasses again. Fucking hell pisses me off so much.
>>85438602what did you even do that got you arrested?
I assume you lads put your socks in the freezer to?
Shippy mounting helpers hole
half full pint glass of stagnant piss lovingly stored under the bed for an unknown period of time, sir? it is a bank holiday weekend soon, is it not?
It's lashing with rain, thunder and lightning. Nice.
>>85438661Comfy isnt it lad
>>85438637Some dickhead security mong didn't like me making video and accuse me of filming toilets and foids. They said allegations of harassment, stalking and criminal damage. They took my device and couldn't understand why there was no accounts on it kek.
Oh god i WISH i had sone ben and jerrys. Im NOT going to order some from uber eats, definitely not
you only get decent rain for like 15 minutes, even the rain sucks here
Doesn't look like we're hitting 500 posts tonight my lads
>>85438666Checked. Loving this, mate. Cosy mode activated.
Next time I fucking film every fucking foid that dares threaten me with police. You don't fucking own your photo. I do. It's mine. Haha.
>>85438721You sound like a shitty batman villain
Only bad thing about the rain is i can't get some snackbergs from the corner shop
>>85438725>You sound like a shitty batman villainkeeek
>>85438736>tfw no more night walks to tesco at 2 amit was proper sad doing that as a neet but I miss it.
why the fuck do you miss doing 2 am night walks to tesco?is that really a time in your life you look back fondly on?
Might just book a flight to japan for the free grub and drinks, watch some films then come back
Whippy Shippy from Shipton
>>85438761He did say it was sad tbf
>>85438632And they'll see you exactly the same way turkmong
what do i need to know about gta 6 netflix lads
>>85438797Just a game isn't it, not the second coming of christ
>>85438797gta 5 with slightly better graphics and tits that have jiggle physics
>>85438801it's the biggest piece of media to ever exist lad
>>85438812No it isn't, please get a life.
>>85438812More of a minesweeper man myself
contrarians bug me
>>85438611this, sooo much this! x
>>85438824I mean it literally is
>>85438824factually it is
>>85438849>I mean it literally isBy what metric?
>>85438725what's his villain name? The Idler? (he's both bone idle AND phone idle.)
>>85438847Sarcasm doesn't work on me sonny. If you use these 4chan words unironically you're a mong
>>85438860The mongler
Throwing my SSDs in the microwave just as armed police break in my door
is Minecraft not the biggest game ever?
>>85438896Perpetually generated though isn't it, doesn't count
>>85438895why did this make me laugh x
Daggerfall has a bigger map
Your coworkers that bully you talk about GTA 6 at work, as they are normal human beings who like GTA, and FIFA, and COD. You come back home from your emotionally tiring shift, almost bursting into tears as you see someone discuss GTA 6 on your safe space.
>>85438896Procedurally*
Barry Potts
Sarold Hipman
>this guy's first two videos>Simon's Quest>Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde>those games were more recent then than Minecraft and Skyrim are today
>>85438994>Mega Man episode feels like it came out 6 months ago>Was actually over 10 years ago>Further from the MM episode than it was from classic AVGN/early Youtube
RIP to the G.O.A.T Ratko Mladic https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2q05wzlx5xo
>>85439021Love his standup shows
Kidnapping and abusing Welpers Bottom
They're taking the fucking piss with the prices for new 4K Criterion Blu-rays. 35 quid for Wild at Heart. Daylight robbery and worst thing is I'll get it. Even 30 quid was steep for me. Most Arrow limited editions are only 25 or 30 quid and Radiance 4K limited editions are 25 quid AND better packaging than Criterion. CUNTS. Probably because they licensed that stupid fucking KPop Demon Hunters film and now they're pushing on the costs.
Having a late night Capri sun, don't tell the man
>>85439123Cheer up mate Arrow announcements tomorrow.
>>85439006damn yeah, that's 'one of the newer ones'.it's like how if you take The Simpsons as a whole, it's been a crock of shite for 25 years.picrellington, the Lady Gaga episode from 14 years ago.
Im washing spaced s2 e3
diced my cheese slices into cuboids and tried to make a cheese bridge again. i didn't add enough support beams, so it collapsed.
>>85439159The Lady Gaga episode is the worst episode of the entire show and sparked a second, significant dip in quality. The past few seasons have been getting better and the animation has improved, though.
>>85438923It's around 4000 times larger than Skyrim as well and that seemed huge to me.
>>85439176you already watched that one lad.i wonder if Simon Pegg regrets this. everyone agrees the film is good now.
>>85439223Wide as the ocean, deep as a puddle
>>85439265I'm a different spaced lad. And is that true? I haven't watched it since i was a kid
>>85439185the mistake was letting celebrities play themselves for a whole storyline, and then acting all reverent towards them. that season 10 episode with Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger is weird as hell.>seasons have been getting better and the animation has improvedi've seen a few here and there. i'll never get used to the oversaturated, super clean line work tbqh. and all the buildings look like they were drawn in SketchUp or something.but i respect them for TRYING experimental stuff, and character arcs across episodes. picrel is 10 years old now, but it's decent. 'Halloween of Horror'. the writers remembered that Lisa is 8, and wrote a sweet little story about her being scared of Halloween.
>>85439296oh hello then, different Spaced lad.i think he still dislikes the prequels, he's also on some anti-'nerd culture' kick (good.)but he said he regretted the line in Spaced about how 'every odd-numbered Star Trek is shit', conveniently after he landed a role in the JJ Abrams Star Trek remake.now he's been in Star Wars. he OWES the prequels an apology.
Shippy putting his Willy inside Welpers Bottom
>>85439445Bit late for you init mate?
i'll bid you goodnight while it is still nightgoodnight
How do circumcized lads have a wank
It Friday xhttps://youtu.be/U6n2NcJ7rLc
>>85439497Same as us normies I suppose?
>>85439497I'm cut and I've had 2 in the last few hours. Don't really know how it differs. I hardly remember what being uncut was like.
>>85439536>>85439555Don't wanna be crudeBut like, with a foreskin you move the skin up and down over the head, without the foreskin what are you doing?
>>85438994>Oblivion came out 20 years ago
>>85439564they do the same just without the foreskindoesn't make that much difference just looks cleanerbig cut white cocks look the best imo
>>85439338>Halloween of horrorThanks for the rec, just watched this. Pretty good modern episode tbf
>>85439574C-can you show me Anon?
>>85439600it could take you about 10 seconds to find a cut bwc having a wank using the internet
>>85439609You made me do this
>>85439645cockmogs me tbf
Just watched that GTA 6 Netflix vid. I guess it looks good, just kinda done with narrative heavy games. May as well just read a book. I guess I can just drive around to the radio and shoot people
>>85439705I think it looks really good. Problem is i'm not a console fag so will have to wait another year.
Gawping at shitty gaped arse
Awkward moment when GTA6 started development during peak libtard era will obviously be woke af but is finally releasing now that it's not really as mainstream or cool to be a woke libtard anymore. But they have no choice to release it now it's done. Kinda funny.
I will be happy to stare at the latina lassies arse as I murder women. Legit looks good, though. I mean, it LOOKS like GTA, don't it? Just... newer. If it's dense as fuck like RDR2 then I'll be happy. Don't bother with that online muck.
>>85439975I will get it too but I expect the dialogue, radio stations, messages and themes to be absolutely woke af like 2018 era woke which will come off really out of touch now. I don't see how it could be any other way.
Tbh, I don't remember what the dialogue was like in GTA5. It didn't leave a big impression I remember even though the gameplay was cool I didn't get that interested in the story/characters like with 3/VC/SA/4. It was basically not bad not excellent just decent/good enough. That's fine I guess.
>>85439584aye it's just a nice one. also>The Simpsons cancel their yearly Halloween party >no more high effort prep>no more 50+ guestsi can relate to that ;_;
>>85440025if the writers can just ignore the culture wars that'd be for the best. but maybe parodying [current thing] was ever thus, just historically they'd make fun of Paris Hilton, or reality TV.maybe GTA5 is quasi-woke that the main black guy is a gangsta but he's sympathetic, or the one wigger character does the whole 'n-nigger I MEAN NIGGA I MEAN N-WORD...' lame white guy thing.but mostly i'm with >>85439705>just kinda done with narrative heavy games. they're not games i played for the story, and 4/5 seemed oddly serious at times. but the blue humour (random dialogue, radio, signs) is a big selling point, i doubt they'd take it away. it's a game with murder and penises.
pakkit of crisps for me my leed
tbqh another good modern Simpsons was 'The Book Job' from season 23. 'wot if these random characters wrote YA slop, but it was structured like Ocean's 11?' good'un.wonder if there's a list somewhere of new episodes that are decent. maybe i'll do what i did with Futurama and check them imdb scores (i also want to watch the WORST newer one.)
omd that is some dire scoring over the last decade.shall be watching the greens x(and maybe some of the lowest reds for a laff.)
The PS3 came out 20 years ago de lids.
https://youtu.be/pJElsNaC6yQ
Ps4 came out 17 years agoBlooody ell lads
>>8544085713 years lad 2013. PS4 came out 2 months after GTA5 first came out on the PS3. Also the PS2 was officially discontinued the same year. The last games released for PS2 were Pro Evolution Soccer 2014 and FIFA14 in late 2013.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofA6YWVTURUnever forget what they took from you
Xbox 360 came out a full year before both the PS3 and Wii even in PAL region. Winter 2005. Launched with that Perfect Dark Zero which was cack. Rare was never the same after they left Nintendo.
>>85441022did we ever get any of the big games here first? kind of mad that even with Rare, DMA Design/Rockstar etc, the NTSC versions came out first. sometimes it'd be a whole year.i have to ASSUME the new GTA will just be released worldwide all on the same day?
also DVDlad/any other kinophiles, remember when films had 'previews'?the adverts would say>In cinemas 25 July, previews 21-24 Julyor summat.what did that mean? i went to see Van Helsing (2004) with a friend and it was the full film. the screening was empty, guessing it was backed to the rafters on the trve release date.
>>85437233>people who fetishize wearing nappiesBN still posts here from time to time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgDRSQnd8ywcor this is some Mario pedantry/programming kino. mad how Yoshi splashes and makes bubbles in the water (when you're never really going to get him down there.)
>>85441058Because the pal region is a mess of dozens of countries with different languages requiring dozens of separate translations, different supply networks for each country. NA is a huge, monolingual logistically unified market. It wouldn't make any business sense to release a game here before the NA market can buy it. NA is the largest market share in gaming by a country mile. That aside its ultimately down to the developers don't handle distribution so it doesn't really come into it where developers are based. They develop the game then its up to the publishers and distributors where it goes. Rare games would normally be published by Nintendo who until the Wii and Switch didn't pay much attention to Europe relatively. Even Goldeneye came out in Japan before both NA and PAL regions which is kind of surprising tbf. Zelda Twilight Princess was released in NA before JP. Because Zelda was historically more popular in America than Japan up until Breath of the Wild evened it out a bit. Same with Star Fox and Metroid which is pretty much solely kept going by the western market, Metroid Prime 2 and 3 even released in PAL before JP. Tbh, whether any of this still matters in the digital streaming era I don't know. Sony consoles have been region-free since the PS3. I am not a big fan of this future of cloud gaming and streaming but seems to be where they want to take it. Of course when games are digital even on a region free console they could just decided to only put certain games in certain countries e-store which already goes on a lot.
>>85441232Reckon we all expected Yoshi to be playable if you beat the game. Bit disappointing. At least there's the DS version.
Welpers used and abused Sikh owned backside
>>85441266aye the language thing is fair enough. could have prepared them in advance though--mostly text-based games back then (or even just subtitles for the voice acting), hire a translator!mind you i think some forren JRPGs go off the English script (makes sense), so it's like double-localised. one of the Pokemon translations was notoriously bad for adding weird/edgy dialogue (the German one, maybe).but aye digital era i feel like it matters less. people would just pirate a game if it came out months later over here, while the US English version was available and dumped online.
Who /nice person/
>>85441405n'awwwh bless your socks.ANY time you try to be all angery about a bad day or difficult customer, just remember you are friendly. a nice person.
>>85441403Think of the logistics in that though and making all different covers, instruction manuals, navigating censors and legal stuff in dozens of countries, dealing with retailers in totally different countries, compared to NA where you make one thing and you can sell it to 300 million people straight away. And you know that if it's a hit in NA it will most likely repeat success in Europe. See even from the first GTA game in 1997 it was developed by Rock Star/DMA but published by BMG based in America. It's just the same idea as musical artists in the CD days where they'd make the music then business types deal with actually manufacturing and selling the thing. Division of labour innit.
Rareware games ran better on PAL consoles, right?summat to do with the 50 Hz refresh rate instead of 60 Hz? optimised to run at 25 FPS, lower framerate but more consistent, or summat.and i swear picrel wasn't as bad over here as it is when i emulate my (U) version.
Will physical media exist in 10 years? For new releases.
>>85441463true, true. i mean nowadays if you had to redo the motion capture/animation/lip sync, get in voice actors, that'd all add up.but how expensive can translation be, if you do it by default? books get published in Forrenese. get some team (or just one person) to type up the script and the text for the manual.i am STILL mad we didn't get Chrono Trigger. a few hundred thousand copies would cover Ted Woolsey's wages AND some German/French/Spanish dudes' ;_;
>>85441475storage is cheap now, and they get more of a monopoly/profit margin if it's the Sony/Microsoft/whatever Store, right? maybe not 10, but 20.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWSIFh8ICaAthis will age like milk.vinyl records will still around. games will disappear first, then films, EXCEPT for high-priced 'collector's item' home releases of films.
>>85441474Rareware were one of the very few companies back then that optimised their games to run equal to their 60hz counterparts. 99% of the other developers didn't give a shit and you was left with slower gameplay and a squashed screen. It's the main reason why I collect NTSC retro games over PAL.
Elder Scrolls 6 is the new Half Life 3 sadly
>>85441565It will come out by 2030 for sure. I'd say 2028.
>>85441524damn that is some sad stuff.>I collect NTSC retro games over PAL.but what if a game says 'color' instead of 'colour'?!
>>85441422Wish it said who left the feedback so I know who to be extra nice to next time
>>85441578Even gameboy colors sold here in the UK have the color spelling on the front of the screen instead of colour. Us PAL lads always got the short end of the stick in the 90s, it turned around during the 6h generation of consoles with the option to play in 50hz or 60. I mean our first final fantasy game here was 7! At least yanks had 1,4,6 to play we had crappy mystic quest (which I love by the way it was one of the first games I played)
Just woke up it Fridays
New sonnyjim just dropped
Last night I had a dream where Andy Burnham was trying to give a speech in side of a UFC fighting ring and nobody would let him speak due to shouting and jeering. Waking up I thought it was quite funny
Just woke up. Comfy night thread lads. Back to sleep
What do we get for our trouble and pain? just a rented room in Whalley Range
>>85441605>gameboy colors sold here in the UK have the color spelling on the front of the screenweird one, that. maybe they wanted brand consistency or something, or considered it a computer term (same way we have 'program', 'disk', cryptographic 'nonces').Mega Drive is a way past cooler name than Genesis, and the EU SNES controllers with the multicoloured buttons are better (too 'childish' for the US, or something?)orange Dreamcast swirl > blue Dreamcast swirl, thoughbeit. i'll give the Yanks that.
Space is fake btw
Ethan you are so silly, treating physical media like it's 16kg of flour
Cashing nothing but reality checks, it sad
>>85441904Then way has SpaceX a trillion dollar valuation?
>>85441999>checksit's necessary for the pun, so i'll allow it.
Spaced s2 e4 is fake btw
>>85441963I really fucking hate this comic. It's so... bland? Shit? Pointless? It's no Garfield that's for sure.
>>85441963Used to read this as a sprog. Really is shit isn't it
>>85442054yeah it's fiction, it didn't happen.introduces best girl tho.
>>85442060>>85442074but guys it's got DRAMA. Ethan's toxic gaslighting ex-girlfriend has possibly-been vandalising the game shop he owns, but it's also possible he's paranoid because of her pattern of behaviour and it's The Troll doing it as a false flag attack.also it was Zeke who hacked her Steam account, calling it now x
Helper getting his arsehole raped
Helper getting his arsehole gaped
dead sleepy but i might just stay awakefew more Diet Cokes, the caffeine will help me crash.
Arrow announcement day! Supposedly a small Shaw Brothers box set being announced. Better be another Golden Princess announcement as well. November is pretty stacked for me already though. Lots of Criterions, Radiance, and others I need to catch up on as well.
>>85442181>NovemberWhat happened to September and October??
>>85442181me? its that meals on wheels 4k
need to finish Jackie Chan Adventures THEN i can watch some of the live action filmsalso need to get back on that Farscape grind
>>85442200They announce releases three months on advance, my horse.>>85442201Eh... the Blu-ray is fine and from a 4K master. I feel no need to upgrade. Definitely getting their Swedish Noir set, however. Need to grab the Angela Mao set at some point and a few other stray HK titles before they go OOP (unexpectedly, no doubt).
Man I'm knackered af
phwoarreturned isnae ihave i notdinnae fink soundlad-anon will enjoy diss wunfor now?R&R and anudda post-brekkingborgian pooingtonizationbrekkinghamton?traditional scotch mealhaaggis sandwich
>>85442160I woke up at 04:00 and stayed up. Might get some food delivered, then go to bed. Messed up as I need to get things done today, but doubt it will happen now.
corrpropa frag poo diss wunbeggars beluef garn heftae giddafftae giddout the thicc bleach agen
Have the apus been informed?
Do the apus have noses?
>>85442221>my horseWat?
>>85442230>>85442238i am warming up to this, classic Yanklass/one-upping-lad style.
*informs the apus that king harald v of norway has died*
160 parcel today lads
Can someone give me a qrd on the A66 situation? What's going on? What's happening in the aftermath? All I'm seeing are headlines and I simply cannot stand consuming news media to learn about any of it.
>>85442277That's quite a day.
>>85442255Of course, my horse.
>>85442289Be about 6 hours
>>85442277has anyone ever answered the door in the buff?surely 1 in 160 people are naked at any given moment.
Farts smell like an egg and bacon bap. Corrrr
>>85442299Not proper but I've had a few women in just a towel and blokes in just their boxers
320 parcels today lads
Might make myself an egg and bacon bap now. Corrrr
woke up early, time to get a maccies brekky x
At any given moment a number of women are doing anal up and down the country.
Waiting for my body to catch up with my will so i can go do "The big shop"If i have another coffee it'll knock me out and i'll be back in bed 5 mins later.
>A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights.
>>85442309that's one hundred and sixty upping, IMO.
>>85442320I've just put my order in (2 dbl sosij mcmuffers with hashbrowns), been awake nearly 5 hours now.
>>85442335ordering a double bacon and a double sosij mcmuff with hash browns and a large latte lad xmcdonalds coffee is actually 4x lush
>>85442325iktf (>>85442160) (good luck to you >>85442233)i get proper social anxiety when i'm knackered tho. the normal kind not the weird/agoraphobic kind, like i'm super tetchy and don't want to talk to anyone while doing 'the big shop'.mental how you can, feasibly, go out and do all your shopping without ever talking to another human being. maybe it was better when we HAD to.
>>85442329The Jedi? I thought they were just legend, even though they existed entirely within living memory and there are quadrillions of living beings in the galaxy with countless yottabytes of media and data that would obviously point to them existing since the beginning of recorded history and also there are plenty actually still active around the galaxy and the whole cultural zeitgeist of the galaxy is saturated with jedi lore to the point where the equivalent for our world would be saying something as absurd as 'dogs? I thought they were just legend!'.
>>85442341I'm scared when i go shopping, the only way i can do it is stare at the list, the trolly, the products, if someone is in the same aisle it's like a switch clicks on and I start plotting elaborate movements to stay as far away from them as possible. I've often just walked out of the aisle completely until they've gone. I can't afford grocery delivery and I don't get PIP.
>>85442339dare you to get one of these.
>>85442354too sweet for me lad. like my coffee without sugar or syrups x
Evrilaaaaaaad! You're a good lad. I've got my Wong Kar Wai Blu-rays coming today, don't I? Corrrrrr, it lush and I MEAN lush. Heading to a car boot later today as well. Well nothing wrong with it, is there? Course not. Waiting on a LUSH eBay payment to go in too. OH AYEAYEAYEAYE!
>>85442360Not as sweet as you lad. x
What's the heaviest thing I could order? I want my Evri driver to work.
>>85442368Four massive bags of dog food from Pets at Home.
>>85442367ohohoh thanks lad x
Day 10 of my Wevri package coming from Scarborough. I wonder if I will get my jeans today.
>>85442368Treadmill, the small ones start at 38kg.
>>85442339I'm just going with squash, don't want caffeine, as I might go to bed for a bit/fall asleep on my chair.>>85442341I do need to go out, just don't want to. But need veg and things to go with my beef shin (thinking of making a stew type thing).
Pray for Nepal ladsAbsolutely tragic x
What will praying achieve?
Thoughts and prayers? Or other performative horseshit?
>i think i'll buy two robots to help out on the farm. oh hey, that protocol droid looks like, sounds like, and has the same name as the one my kid's dad built! the one we had working on the farm when i was younger. and he has a little blue astromech droid friend too! probs just a coincidence tho, my old robot was a different colour.
>>85442413Midochlorians in me cock.
https://www.evri.com/send/parcel-size-and-weight-guide>The Evri parcel weight limit is 15kg.Evrilad how come you had that 30kg parcel that one time?
I'm so skint
Slop has been consumed, and regret has filled my heart. Lacklustre at best.
>>85442460What did u scran?
>>85442424what if Midi-chlorians is just another name for Whills?
Rip Nepal, will be in me prayers today on God
>>85442462Slopdonalds.
