Weetabix edition
>>85442600sucking healthy weetabix excrement from a gapes prolapsed female batty
force feeding a supermodel tuna before mainlining her fishy shit hole
nice bowl of jalapenos for breakfast.
shoving jalapenos up a lassies arsehole, plugging it for a week, and then sucking the shitty, smelly remnants into my gullet
Previous thread>>85436825Cmon lad
JALAPANOWS? AWAY AND FUCK
anyone else getting owt good today?
>>85442670>anyone else getting owt good today?Love and admiration from my peers.
Imagine actually being pro-Lindsay Clancy. Like what the actual fuck is wrong with you? She took her kids (5yo, 3yo and an 8 month old) into the basement and, one by one, strangled them to death with exercise bands. Just imagine the sheer fucking horror those kids experienced.She needs the fucking rope.
>he just paid off his car, now have an Indian immigrant with no insurance crash into it
Indian women are fit.
>>85442681bless your cotton socks
>>85442747There's women of every race that have hot bodies and faces, but for me it's the accent. It's SO grating. I think it might actually be impossible to be sexy with an Indian accent.
>>85442725https://www.nhs.uk/mental-health/conditions/post-partum-psychosis/
>We're replacing your water meter> We're excited to tell you that we'll be upgrading your existing meter.> We'll be in your area within the next three weeks to replace your current meter with one of our new Smart water meters. grrrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0BEnEorWqEmore relatable than the paedophile OCD thing, she mentions dropping a baby and that is one i always struggle with. people just give you babies to hold.it's not even intrusive thoughts, like, 'oh i fancy yeeting this baby off a wall like a Chao,' it's just the pure panic that i COULD drop a babyone of those things that's hard to convince friends/family, because they think everyone wants to hold their baby.
>>85442725Crazy people should not be allowed to reproduce.She's clearly BPD, and some thirsty faggot found her attractive.Don't stick your dick in crazy.
HOLY SHIT! Corrrrrr! Very nice hard slipcases on these Wong Kar Wai released. A South Korean label I've never bought from before but they are English friendly which is nice. Better than the defective Criterion US set!
So depressed, lads. Can't even get out of bed.
Favourite film? Got to be In the Mood for Love.
>>85442847groundhog day for me
>>85442843sorry to hear that mate, have you told a doctor about your depression?
Favourite film? Got to be Her.
>>85442875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9UDVyUzJ1gheh
Might get a used Optiplex from Uniqlo to be delivered yesterday on August 28th.
>>85442896Ruined my favourite film. Thanks.
>>85442897i'm never going to live this down, am i? ;__;
im starting to think happy people are lying
>>85442910nah some people are just happy.
>>85442916just dont see it imho
>>85442910Most people are natural slaves who are completely satisfied working in some shit 9 to 5 to make some rich people even richer and coming home and watching Love Island or whatever Netflix slop is in vogue.
Me? Not happy
>>85442952what even is happiness at this point
>>85442946even the rich people, what do they do? sit on their yachts staring at some tropical sunset? is that happiness? they still get divorced, still have to answer to people (shareholders)
>>85442927just go outside and people watch a bit. people with depression can git gud at hiding it, but some of those cheery people just ARE cheery.ask your favourite AI about the 'set point theory of happiness'.
wikipedia has an article on vaguepostinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagueposting
>>85442958For me? Opiates
city lights, paint it girl
>>85442379>Day 10 of Wevri debacleNo delivery for me today, evidently
>>85442980silly User:Phibeatrice, why they/them make this page?Wikipedia needs some kind of 'stop being about the internet' policy. streamers get articles, there's an article on 'simp' but not 'scran'.besides, why is it always Twitch/YouTube? what if you were a top poster on a message board (me)
BN's cock ring
whats the Lushest remaster you can think of? and i do mean capital L LUSH
>>85443026i went to see Suspiria when they did the remaster in 2017 and it was LUSH A.F.
>>85443097thats a REMAKE you battymongcapital L Lush REMAKE to be fair though
Done the big shop 95 + 12 taxi, kitchen cupboards full freezer full overflow cupboard filling up nicely that should last me a month with additions for some potatoes and the odd bag of frozen chips. Tacos for dinner today \o/
>>85443114do you make a list or do you just know
>>85442771Who believes this is a 'real' thing? No really, who?I hate this tendency to medicalise everything, because it's always in an attempt to absolve people of obvious wrongdoing and personal failings. No, you don't have 'post-partum psychosis', you're just a fucking evil cunt who didn't like that kids take up a lot of your time. Total bollocks.It's also weird how the underlying implication is that there's some disconnect between 'you' and your brain. Like somehow you're brain malfunctioned because 'you' wouldn't ever do something like that. How could this even be true conceptually? You are your brain. They're basically invoking spirits to explain this behaviour. Saying 'a spirit made her do it' is literally indistinguishable from saying 'the psychosis made her do it'. It's all her, she's just an evil bitch.
>>85443097NOOOOOOOO WHY ISN'T IT ALL GREY AND FLATLY LIT AND FULL OF CGI CARTOON CHARACTERS AND LOOKS LIKE FUCKING WATERED DOWN VOMIT ON THE SCREEEEEEN?!?!?!
>>85443120I make a big list the preceeding week, roughly calculate for 30 complete meals and snacks, I go to the Aldi website and do the store im going to and add it all up. I got surprised today as there's no mackerel available online but in store they had a few boxes of some brand i've never heard of so i grabbed 10 of them as i love jacket potato beans, chilli sauce mackerel and butter when i can't be arsed to spend half hour cooking.
Me and Sean will now attempt to have anal sex if anybody wants to watch the livestream
