/r9k/ - Be BRUTALLY honest with me - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

Be BRUTALLY honest with me 08/30/26(Sun)05:45:14 No.85456832

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Be BRUTALLY honest with me Anonymous 08/30/26(Sun)05:45:14 No.85456832 Archived

How can I get a girlfriend that looks EXACTLY like this? I'm balding and I'm not particularly good looking

Anonymous
08/30/26(Sun)05:47:14 No.85456837

Anonymous 08/30/26(Sun)05:47:14 No.85456837

>>85456832
Try going to your local McDonald's or walmart and you'll see a massive land whale there.

Anonymous
08/30/26(Sun)05:50:08 No.85456845

Anonymous 08/30/26(Sun)05:50:08 No.85456845

Exactly like that? Anywhere in middle America. Everyone there is overweight looks like shit.

Anonymous
08/30/26(Sun)06:03:19 No.85456894

Anonymous 08/30/26(Sun)06:03:19 No.85456894

>>85456832
tinder is 80% fat bitches and 20% paywhores

Anonymous
08/30/26(Sun)08:30:35 No.85457399

Anonymous 08/30/26(Sun)08:30:35 No.85457399

>>85456832
I am fat but I thanks the universe everyday for not giving me that type of build oh thats so ugly

Anonymous
08/30/26(Sun)08:31:57 No.85457408

Anonymous 08/30/26(Sun)08:31:57 No.85457408

>>85456832
These breasts are almost large enough

Anonymous
08/30/26(Sun)08:36:05 No.85457439

Anonymous 08/30/26(Sun)08:36:05 No.85457439

>>85456832
Buddy she gets skinny white guys with hair, it's over for you

Anonymous
08/30/26(Sun)08:52:17 No.85457526

Anonymous 08/30/26(Sun)08:52:17 No.85457526

>>85456832
drug dealers can get any pussy they want so just go for it

Anonymous
08/30/26(Sun)09:35:07 No.85457704

Anonymous 08/30/26(Sun)09:35:07 No.85457704

>>85456845
if your tits are big then the fat doesn't count