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>Your Mbti type (test https://www.idrlabs.com/test.php )
>What two types would you choose to be lost at sea with on a hyper awesome luxury boat for 9 months?
>(Optional) Do any types consistently make you feel down?

Turbie-Wurbie's Cutesy Test Link Compilation! UwU
https://pastebin.com/vedM4v6r

Pretty Patchv's Rundown on Depth Psychology
https://pastebin.com/1PYUQTpP

Reading Jung
https://jungiancenter.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Vol-6-psychological-types.pdf
https://www.wikisocion.net/en/index.php?title=Psychological_Types

Exploration into Enneagram
https://wiki.personality-database.com/books/enneagram
https://ennealib.carrd.co/

Syntax of Love (the perfect link)
https://web.archive.org/web/20230608184321/https://psychosophy.ru/books/sintaksislubvi/sintaksislubvi1.html

I wanted to read more Umineko but I felt like I couldn't justify it witouth this thread existing, but then I got a headache, and the rain stopped and the moment passed. But I still gotta get something out before Turbie's bedtime so she can say "first for INFJ-T! :3" If she wants.

Previous thread: >>85400595
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Let it go already
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>>85460598
But it's all I have
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>>85460637
I'm sure you can find something else worth your time
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All of the threads on this board have been so awful lately. I'm starting to hate this board and my favorite r9k resident isn't even here anymore.
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>>85460651
I think the problem is the other way around, I need to find something that my time is actually useful for that I'm not just too much of a lazy cowardly pig to contribute towards.
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r9k has been in an absolute piss poor state for like the past 4 years.
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>>85460721
Sorry I was corrupted. It was my fault, I should have kept screeching at the sex havers to go away, but I faltered and became weak. And now, now I am irreversibly changed.
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>>85460807
How could you do this to the entirety of /r9k/? You're practically lucifer, damning the humans to suffering for all eternity, all for some appleussy.
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>>85460921
I mean it's not like I regret any of it. I'm just sorry. I'm still convinced I made the world better overall, just at the sacrifice of this board. But what did Selma and/or Patty say in the Simpsons? When you've sewn the seeds, you're supposed to throw away the packet. Here we are stuck in a used condom. I can't deny any of the good graces that got us to this point, but we're still in the rubbish bin at the end of the day. Organized fellows that we are.
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>>85460995
Slight tangent but it's slightly depressing that my worldviews are metered by the Simpsons. Is it too late as a 25 year old man to learn a different cultural backbone?
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>>85460995
That means you're not sorry, because you'd do it again, you know?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sVoglgJjRg
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MBTI you don't know of me, and there's probably barely any of you left. But I over the last 5 years I have undergone several solitary confinements and medical orders that have given me major personality issues, leading to near complete loss of my prior self. I used to spend a considerable amount of time here and I suspect that some of you are holding my soul fragments. I don't know which of you are holding my soul fragments, but I will be monitoring this thread more closely until I can determine who exactly is holding my fragments and until then I will reach out.
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I had one of your soul fragments, but I used it as sugar for my coffee.
Delicious.
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I don't know who you are but my soul fragment is likely bubbling up inside of you right now and if you don't find a medical professional soon you're going to be posting about unspeakble things very soon
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If it's unspeakable, how would I speak of it?
Check mate, sugar cube.
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Well if you really want to drink my soul I hope it was at least pleasing for the short gulps it m ight of taken...
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>>85461086
There are worse places to pick up your cultural backbone.
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>>85461112
It's more of a "sorry it had to be this way" kind of a sorry. I think it's gotta count for something, but maybe that's just one of my "britishisms". Despite my warnings they still seem to cause some confusion and I'm told, set the wrong sort of expectations.
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>>85461329
Like here I suppose. Ah fuck.
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>>85461145
I have three of your Soul Fragments. I don't want to give them back because they're pretty, but I guess it's the right thing to do.
*returns Soul Fragments to anon*
How much of yourself is back now?
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LIGHTENING, YES!

There's finally lightening outside my window.
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>>85461337
It's not a britishism, it's just that everybody is fucking autistic these days.
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I for one, am keeping my share of the soul fragments.
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>>85461337
>It's more of a "sorry it had to be this way"
Pretty funny, I knew you were going to say that. I thought those exact words verbatim.
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>>85461367
Anon, it is my current imperative mission to rebuild my soul. If you are truly offering me my soul fragments, then I thank you for wisely holding onto them while I was in captivity. There were no backups, no archives, no journals. I'm truly in the dark here and I can't give you anything in return for but my appreciation.

I can't stress this enough. I have nothing. It's like I've woken up after 15 hours sleep in the middle of the night, it's quiet no one is outside. The streets are empty. I have nothing. There's nothing.
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>>85461430
>I have nothing. There's nothing.
Except an internet connection.
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>The dark one has returned to collect his soul fragments and drag the world into darkness yet again
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>>85461457
I will help him even if he is The Dark One who Ends the World. Nobody deserves to lose their soul fragments.

>>85461430
How many fragments are there? I promise that I will help you look until we find them all.
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>>85461380
Yeah, but some cultures speak in riddles more than others. Americans appear to even mean things literally sometimes instead of playing a constant game of shuffling around so that you have the high ground with your implications. This has caused me problems as I am not capable of saying what I mean even if I wanted to, and if I did I'd probably lose my ability to play the dance, which would be like a zebra voluntarily surrendering his stripes.
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>Tries and fails to look for a good Royle Family clip on youtube to emphasize my point.
Huh, interesting. For some reason it's all the wrong bits posted 18 years ago in 144p. It's always interesting to find something that was only popular a long time ago and not now.
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>Fly lands in my coffee
I knew that soul fragment sugar cube was cursed.
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>>85461587
Which reggie is this one
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>>85461112
I'd do the full song but it's gone midnight and thin walls. Hmmmm, maybe this calls for a thunderstorm night walk?

https://vocaroo.com/14veDuuhy3VT

>>85461145
I hope you get better soon. Anything I can do to help you find your soul fragments, don't be afraid to ask.

>>85461717
For the last time, I'm not a reggie!
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It's Shintaur
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>>85461747
C'mooooon, don't try and take Husk's part, we all know you're Angel.
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>>85461587
>some cultures speak in riddles more than others
It's most just a matter of what riddles one is familiar with. After a certain point it just becomes a figure of speech, or "linguistic habit".
Arguably, once it reaches that point, the real effect comes from breaking the habit, so that a habitually hyperbolic dialect is more prone to minimization.
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>>85461717
Heavy metaphor use and criticism of society usually means Centaur.
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>>85461757
Yeah but high pitch sounds travel further. Also nobody remember's angel honey's parts
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Also now that I look back Angel doesn't even get like two lines in a row to sing uninterrupted. That top hat guy is such a chud
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>>85461784
That's because it's not Angel's song, it's Husk's.
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>Walk outside with the intention of singing my heart out
>Remember I live in the middle a residential area
>Walk around the block and go back inside
I could have sworn it wasn't that busy on a Sunday night out there before, but hmm, what can you do? At least I tried.
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>>85461943
My singing is better anyway
https://voca.ro/18gE6c13StWd
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>>85461943
Ah, come on, who cares what a bunch of strangers think.
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>>85461993
I care! Also no such thing as a stranger in Wales lol. It's one of those places everyone is absolutely obsessed with what everyone else is doing. Sorry I opened civ 4 again. Didn't realize an hour had passed already. >_<

Anyway the lyrics of Poison are actually impossible to remember.
https://voca.ro/11TWgTidO8dO
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>>85461990
Gah! Voicemogged again!
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The Idiot is oddly similar to the Sigurd story in the Saga of the Volsungs.

>both feature the last prince of an ancient name
>both of which are only sons, with dead fathers
>are born without some basic psychological component
>are raised away from their home country, to which they eventually return
>are born without wealth but suddenly come into a fair amount after returning home
>and are forced to chose between two women
>the first is an orphan of sorts, being forced to marry
>she's wilful and capacious, possibly mad, and has impossible standards that only the prince meets
>the second is the daughter of a very important man, who is the princes' host
>she's childish yet sensitive, and jealous of the first girl
>the prince chooses girl#1 at first, but ends up with girl#2
>he has a blood brother that wants to marry girl#1, but she hates him
>so the blood brother fixes up the prince with girl#2, so girl#1 will have to marry him
>girl#2 confronts girl#1 about the above
>girl#1 kills herself, and gets the blood brother to murder the prince
>girl#2 despairs, and ends up married to some godless pagan

There are many important differences, but the underlying structure is the same, and it can't possibly have been intentional. Yet it seems to be more similar to the saga than any other version of the story. Most versions drop the choice between the two girls, and have one as the designated winner, which is really a shame, because that's the core of the story.
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>>85461993
>He said to a (bunch) of strangers to influence what they think
Paradoxical, no?
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>>85462437
No. For one because i'm not quite a stranger to him, and secondly because "think" has a different meaning in that context. Don't be a smartass, dumbass.
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>>85462451
Hey, well we're not exactly acquaintenced to each other either!
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There's not much more magiks in me left to give.
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That's OK,I never believed in Magixs anyway
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>>85462521
Sure, but you have to put up with me, so long as you post here, so it's not exactly comparable to the idle curiosity of a passerby, or even a neighbor, that you'll never speak to.
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Hey I interact with my neighbours occasionally! Even if they are embarrassed by me.
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Your disbelief in me just ki
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See, those crypto-continentals will be embarrassed of you no matter what you do, so you might as well do as what you want.
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You can always stoop lower, I'm currently still tolerated at least, but that's because I don't disturb the peace!
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I kept the peace which is why you think you're tolerated.
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Thank you daddy INFJ-A, but I do need some illusion of control for myself.
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You can be perfectly peaceful and still have a neighbor sic the cops on you, at the same time, you can go around shirtless with a camera, taking pictures of geese in other people's front yards, and nobody will say a word.
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>>85442108
>Kris what is your fiance mbti do you know
Was, is, and will always be INFJ
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>>85462662
It's not the cops I'm scared of, but the neighbours themselves...
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>>85462726
How many have you gone through at this point?
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Still available for quake 1v1s with eternal banishment terms for the loser, if anyone is seeking to correct their 4chan addiction with a permanent cure. I will be your medicine

https://youtu.be/a68Ijkju6SA?si=Id-ubmH6XExhv2XJ
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>No matter how old we get, the INFJs, the INFJs stay the same age.
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>>85462737
The same principle applies.
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Already two Anons have been humbled and corrected. They are now enjoying their forever vacations. Answer the call, and end your pain here and now
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But I never played quake!
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Fiance means man, fiancee is the woman
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>>85462775
How do I play this "quake" game? Obviously I wouldn't win since I've never played before and it's 4am, and I don't have a proper mouse and keyboard.
>Droppin those excuses.

So no bets! Besides, it's not like I'd want to see you gone away either. Not even worth it for seeing your backside wobble as the door hits it on your way out.
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Oops, wrong reply! What I was gonna say to you >>85462775 was, uhh, yeah whatever lol. Still not doing it.
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>>85462896
Wait, so Kris is gay?
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>>85462788
>Already two
who
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>>85462920
Well, i'll still play quake with you anyway.
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>>85462924
I think Kris is a straight girl. Kris left, fiance right
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If that was true then he'd have a girl's name! I don't believe it for a second.
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Actually yeah nah I'm feeling pretty sleepy all of a sudden. Could you guys think of some other game for me to play with you when I wake up? Hopefully a cute game instead of that edgeslop.
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Doritoslop? Is that more fitting? I mean it looks like flamin hot doritos. But I also like doritos, so it doesn't feel like much of an insult.
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Kris is short for Kristina
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Cute! Yeah I could buy it! Kristina Davina, the Quake shakin' gal
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I played Phasmaphobia with ESFJ-senpai once. That was fun, for me at least.
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Or was it ENFJ? ENFP? Shit, it's been a while, and letters don't like to letter for me.
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Playing with ENFJ-senpai is fine if you don't mind being ignored while she spends 90% of her time texting her lovies on discord, Snapchat, etc
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>>85463140
>>85463178
When's the last time enfj posted here? Stop speaking of the dead.
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>>85463054
>edgeslop
Please explain why people like this person.
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Where's the mbti?



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