HMP Wakefield edition
i watched spaced before it was 'cool' on '/britfeel/'
>>85481834Yeah lad. I'm a nonce who dresses up as a school. Hit way too close to home.
>>85481835Wonder if Jamie Varley has been introduced to Reynhard Sinaga yet
De lids. It am Human de lids. Bloody Apus de lids. How Apu make SPACCA give money de lids? My Apu make fake de lids? How he do it de lids?
What happened to the Bantu bot?
LOL ENGLAND IS A SHITHOLE
>>85481891doesn't work when we already think it is, tiny fella
Helper watching mummybeast getting anally raped by a big black cock and not being able to do anything about it
Corrrr. Cranefly appeared when I was in the shower. And I didn't freak out. I dried my hands and carefully caught it and released it out of the window. I hope it's alright. Used to be scared of these sorts of things desu desu.
These are the things we have to put up with, and it's just another form of racism.
>>85481900you should try putting it under foreskin next time
Are you circumsised, habibi?
>>85481915>South Africanext
>>85481923mad how they don't say the country in the headline cus they know no one will click it
>>85481524noncey post this is
>>85481913Why would you even think or say something like that? Do you genuinely think that's funny.
Console gaming is kosher
Circumcision is barbaric. Glad we all agree.Only exception would be if you had an extreme case of phimosis, maybe then it would be okay.
>>85481947well it seems to me if you want to prove you're not scared of it that would be the ultimate test
>>85481891Scotland clears and it's not even close x
Got a tremendous, insatiable thirst on. Can't quench my thirst. Drink gallons of water and I'm still thirsty.
>>85481973get on de insulin de lad
>go on tinder>distance and age set to the moon>swipe right at least a few hundred times>0 matchesThe only matches I got were passport 3rd worlders.
>>85481988Like I said the other day lad, Tinder is the problem. Use Bumble.
>>85481995HHL has had success on hinge
>>85481995All the dating apps are the same though lad. If I swipe on everyone and get nothing then I doubt a different app will change things
>>85482030They really aren't lad. Just give it a go x
Watching Spaced Series 1 Episode 2
Just humiliate yourself on another goyapp brother x
>>85482066The Jews are why you can't get a gf lad, most definitely x
>>85481958I don't want to be mean, but please stop saying weird things like this. It will do you some good in life.
Arrow better announce some decent Golden Princess titles for December or I will RIOT. I want DEEP CUTS.
watching Jury Duty Series 1 Episode 6
Why are people so mean outside of /britfeel/?
>Gfberg BPDmaxxing/acting mental again to the point I had to kick her ass out this mornin'>She cries, believing her access to my BWC might be cut off>Tell her we're still together thoThis particular piece o' brown arse is just too fine to pass upIs it notX
I might be diabetic. Have an insane thirst on.
I might be a nonce. Have an insane throb on.
Smelly gaped bum
Bum raped till ones bum is out of shape then doublebummed till you gape escape, all carefully under the aid of GregtheGaper.
SO FUCKING HYPE FOR CHINESE GHOST STORY IN 4K I'M GONNA CREAM MY PANTALONS
Never watched In the Mood for Love but I saw an anon say it was their favourite film. Is it good, DVDlad?
>reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1w5byzw/chatgpt_can_react_to_your_prompts_with_emojis/Bit annoying this innitX
>>85481915>>85481923>>85481939Would not have been shocked if it was America. Also: putting my stamp on the thread.
>>85482239Very good but Wong Kar-wai is a bit marmite. Worth watching Days of Being Wild first.
Being alive is somewhat overrated
Watching Spaced Series 1 Episode 3
Dawn Light's fat arse
Welper watching mummybeast go black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RnyZgfN-JYwhy do i feel nothing?
>>85482268That's very lush indeed x
ARSE LIKE CHEWED BUBBLEGUM OH MY DAYS HEHEHEHE
Stopped watching Spaced Series 1 Episode 3 after the tranny joke. Do better, Edgar.
It's gender affirming care, bigot
My closeted racist middle class uncle (who won't admit he is but we all know he is) wants to move to the Isle of Wight because he's "sick of England" apparently. Not sure if it's the government or he's sick of blacks and browns.
Arse like a bulldog eating a cream cheese pasty
I've got a body like a dropped lasagne.
Neck like a giraffe.
>>85482365Ring piece like a squashed tomato
i'm not fond on indians, there i said it
Indians run my local corner shop. Nice lads.
Never felt the need to be racist. Dickheads in every race, aren't there?
Not racist because I can't afford to be. I have no mates and no gf. I would take a brown mate or a brown gf. Beggars can't be choosers
>>85482292not only that anon, but to this day, they find it FUNNY:https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2020/jan/11/the-stars-of-spaced-reunited-21st-anniversary-simon-pegg-jessica-hynes-edgar-wright-nick-frost"Well, we did have the character of Vulva, 'the big fat trannie' [a gender non-specific performance artist played by David Walliams]," says Frost, quoting a line from Tim in the show, without looking up from his phone.>"Oh, Jesus Christ!" groans Hynes. All three of them become hysterical on the sofa, and for a moment it's as if 21 years had never passed.
Pointless being alive as an incel
Reading through the thread and laughing at all the incels crying
Reading through the thread and laughing at all the incels gaping
Gaping gimmick needs to stop now.
You're no longer an Incel after you've committed to your first bumsesh. Doors open when your arse is gaped x
>>85481973Does your piss smell sweet and it's dark? If so I have some bad news for you my friend. On the plus side if you are diagnosed as diabetic you get a medical exemption certificate, my mum has one and doesn't have to pay for her prescriptions.
Am an incel but got a lucky shag during freshers so there has always been a little hope that remains
Get back in your cages, wagies, you exist to make money for us!
I'm gaping in the rainJust gaping in the rainWhat a glorious feelin'I'm happy againI'm laughing at Bantus So dark up aboveThe sun's in my heartAnd I'm ready for love
>>85482486will be voting trump 2028 x
Gawping at shitty arse gapes
my Farscape programme introduced this character from the same race as Chiana who is PERSECUTED for being non-binary and Chiana refers to her using 'she/her' pronouns, also she is played by a female actress.i unsubscribed from the Farscape YouTube channel, threw my ThinkPad T420 off the wall until it broke, and then screamed at mumberg until she agreed to buy me a new one.do better, Farscape writers.
My party trick? Can open a packet of crisps one-handed.
My party trick? Can gape my arsehole with the click of my fingers.
>>85482513So predictable little lad.
>>85482504me? can crack out one of several choices of drugs i've decided in advance, after gauging what type of party it is and how much money/gear i'm willing to part with.more than happy to lose 30 quid worth of brownies/powder/pills if i can get that much back in either drink or sex form.
Dead dire shit general you stupid gape and bumming posters killed it off I'm staying in /brit/ fuck the lot of you
but yeah for real if you're like 25 and might go to parties, either make weed brownies (or just have weed), or take a bag of ket/coke.it's like that episode of The Simpsons where Lisa becomes 'popular' because her family have a swimming pool. doesn't matter if it's 'real' or not, does it?
>>85482523Show us your gaped arse before you go
Shippy was the first man I posted about for 40 days. Actually I did it 8 months non stop. At a time where chaos was everywhere, I felt the protection of the universe. Posting about Shippy is transformative. It removes mental negative subconscious patterns and regenerates brain cells. To get the first level benefits of posting about Shippy, do it for 40 days non stop
These sensations are shite. Taste stale.This gaped arsehole is full of shite.Am I doing it right?
just report the person (actually) spamming the samephrasestick to us with our time-tested sex arse gimmicksotherwise we look FOOLISH to other boards, and i don't want to be outdone on already-doing-that by 1-2 twolls ;__;
>>85482141none of this happened, didn't it not?
I once gaped my arsehole so wide I turned inside out. Looked like that Simpsons episode with the gas. Felt lush.
i have no passion or motivation for anything but i continue all the same
>>85482641I just exist now. I don't do anything, I just exist.
>>85482653not even work?
Sometimes you just need to realise when a gimmick has run its course.
>>85482306never seen more Indians than when visiting Needles on the Isle of Wight. It was genuinely insane.
Get into DVDs that's the key to a happy, healthy, gooner life.
>>85482633>stick to us with our time-tested sex arse gimmicksYou do realise you're not on brit/pol/?
>>85482660Jeets are everywhere now. Even the Peak District is full of them.
>>8548266097 percent white according to google
>>85482486get 36 days of annual leave a year not including bank holidays and that is LUSH x
>>85482660Oh well he's going to be in for a shock then. He's going to sell his 600k+ home and move out there to get away from the blacks (he lives on a cul de sac where a millionaire lives) I really don't understand what his problem is, unless it's a tax thing. His 2 kids are going to inherit 500k each when their grandfather (his wife's side) dies. Might be something to do with that I don't know.
what most lefties dont get is that immigrants see you as foreign just as much or even more than you see them only there is no notion that diversity and inclusion is good in their culture like there is with ours
Guys how does one meet a girl as a 28yo virgin here?. I've tried dating apps and any match I get the conversation fizzles out immediately. Even someone who matched with me left me on read when I asked if she wants to meet up on a weekend. Then there are a lot of Indonesians trying to match from outside of the country. Most of the other women seem very "normie" ish. I mean I know beggars can't be choosers but at least not someone who puts down "harry potter" as one of the biggest likes.Is there somewhere else to meet people? I don't know.My fat NEET friend got a partner off duolicious in a few weeks and idk how. but they went for a "trans man" who has not even transitioned so. functionally they're just having straight sex
Mexican porter fella at my work and he's absolutely lovely and a hard worker to boot. I'd say I earn 3x what he does and do half the work aha x
Fink i'll put on a kinoberg semi-soonish meX
>>85482765Never seen a Mexican in real life. Didn't know we had them over here
>>85482141Enjoyed this post mateA lot
>>85482776will you be sharing your koc (kinoberg-of-choice) or once again will it remain v*gue?
first universal credit appointment today yaaaaaaay
wasted 3 years of my life and 50k+ at uni getting a useless degree never had a job i am NEETgot no friends since graduating. no gf. nothing going on in my life
It's fun getting back into collecting cool stuff, but also annoying, I'm spending money I shouldn't, but the pokecollection is coming along well. Fun finding different illustrators as well.Recently bought some Japanese packs to open, and in the first pack, there was a pokemon I'm collecting, noice.Really need to use restraint now, and not buy anything till after the cardshow. Put some pennies aside each giro day so I have some spending money.
>>85483160At least you aren't like me that knew university was a scam orchestrated by Blair's government and never worked since 2011.
aye you fucks, get Neville right this time.otherwise, what is the point of this series? it's all dark blue and i can't see anything. i liked the old films, where you could see everything (even when they turned dark blue).
Hate these ALL CAPS AI subtitles on some films now. Obviously I don't pay for prime video but if I did I would be fuming.
>>85483251I've paid in the past, and I say the most annoying thing is the quality of films and series they have on there. Same with slopflix really.
Will never pork a quim
>>85483283I do prefer prime. Maybe it's because they got that mgm stuff now. Lots of old movies - good and bad.
Will never see greggs lass nude.
>>85483339She looks like the sort of girl who doesn't shave down there.
>>85483227why did the ginny actress leave her role?parents saw it was a load of useless shit
>>85483227Films after 2007 went for annoying digital color oversaturated look. Blues and oranges, bleach bypass look. I fucking hate it. Gives me headaches. Rush Hour 2 to 3 was a huge difference with its picture.
>>85483353the films in general did a decent job holding on to actors. i mean look at the Marvel movies which were meant to be all consistent: different Hulk and different Warmachine after their first films.but for a TV series, if it lasts and the Dumbledore guy survives? i can see a few kids dropping out. seems like an absolute nightmare to plan.also a lot of the kids might just grow up to look weird. their Seamus looks about 7, and their Draco looks about 14. who knows what that'll look like in 7 years.
>>85483347That is fucking lush with white cotton panties. Comfort over sexiness for her.
>foid>moid>chud>troonIf you use any of these 4chan words you're a mong who deserves to be an incel
I can't get a job because arrests show up on DBS checks. I never got convicted of anything. Women lied and made out I was harassing and filming them (filming is not a crime).
AND the fuckers didn't tell me who it was. They fucking showed my FUCKING details, my fucking face to the cunt though I bet. Fuming about it whenever I think about this.
>>85483449um ackshyually 'troon' is not a 4chan word it is an SA word that comes from 'trans + goon' and by viewing it disparagingly or allowing it to be used disparagingly you are a part of the problem you bandwagon-riding chud (another SA one) faggot (SA slang for 'faggot').
>>85483464LmaoWhat a pathetic existence
>>85483464Stop recording women
>>85483486It is but I feel like I have been wronged.>>85483488I wasn't specifically recording women. They just said that to make me stop recording. They arrest me and expected ME to admit guilt. Fuckers showed me footage of me just walking around at night not even doing anything unlawful.
I do it again but they take my devices again. Dickheads turned my fucking shit on at home too. I was fuming they could've broken my shit.
>>85483484Who cares about its origins. You're a mong if you use those words.Simple as
>>85483496When you are a chud incel they will arrest you for breathing too loudly in publicBest not to leave the house so this shit doesn't happen
Valentine should just go round filming women in the day and just make out his some auditor. That's not against the law or his SHPO is it?
>>85483523I want to go out and do this stuff more but it is fucking tiring when they rummage through all your shit over someone else's lies. They just kept saying to me mum "this is usually how things start out and we must act on keeping women safe."
>"this is usually how things start out and we must act on keeping women safe."They were probably right.
They were so hoping to find something. Anything to group me with the rest of the incels. Never say anything about hating foids in police interview, just don't say anything really. To be honest the foid fresh out of law school didn't really put any pressure on in the interview. She was fucking useless I dare say. She just kept looking at me like "I know you've done something". Every fucking detective I've had has been a fucking FOID. Every fucking time I am NFA'd because I know I have done nothing LEGALLY wrong.
>>85483562Them saying that has made me worse to be honest. It's like they want me to do something. They were hoping to get me on anything by looking through my room. Nasty lot.
>>85483578Maybe it's because you're the type of person to use the word foid
>>85483610I never said anything about foids or hating them. I expect they were hoping I'd be autistic and just vent like an incel. Nah keep your mouth shut. Imagine if I admitted guilt to this. They'd have giving me a probation mong, restrictions and even probably make me PAY the foid victim compensation. I hope she was fucking upset at the result. I expect they reassured her "oh it's not really bad, at least we have made a record of him now."
>>85483629You should pay her compensation for looking at her with your virgin chud eyes
How are we loves are we alri?
>>85483957Go sleep lad
>>85483989It's 8 pm
Page weven is itCorrBuh-bye breadinghamsX
Just had a horrid dream where it was like i was in one of those black mirror episodes. Was stuck inside the a computer and was trying to join servers to live online but i got stuck in a torture simulator that lasted millions of years due to time dilation. Woke up just as i realised how fucked i was. Phew, glad to be back where I'm safe on good old.britfeel. if you ever get the chance to upload your soul to a server in the future didn't do it lads, not worth the potential gains, you might and up getting hacked and set on fire for eternity. Time to.sleep
the goycattle cannot wait to play Goy Theft Auto 6 on their goystation 5's
>>85484673Are you retarded lad
Thursday it is
It is innit
>>85483629Become a mute if in custody
I watched Spaced a few weeks ago and live posted here.
Maybe today I will receive my Wevri package.
>>85483496Are you the mong who did night walks with a balaclava on?
lots of things to do this morning desu
5 more weeks on bail
Got brunch out at 11am corrr
>>85484941What are you having at brunch?
Dreampt i went benidorm with my cat and I lost him
>>85485005welper's batty xx
>>85485005Cooked breakfast I finkSosij bacon egg beans toastMy friend is a church person who has an emotional affair with an OnlyFans whore and spunked thousands up the wall on purchases.
>Dreampt
>>85485065No bully pls
Me? Never been arrested. Never used the word foid. Never done night walks with balaclava. Never blamed anyone but myself for my own shortcomings as a man.Imagine that.
>>85485073Soz ladI retracpt my bully
Might buy a Dell Wyze thin client for FreeBSD 15.0.
Bought a sledge hammer.
Important meeting in 10 but on the loo taking a massive shit
>>85485097Give your hole a good rummage when you clean up, filthy boy xo
>>85485095And Wevri are delivering it. Sigh.
God damn I love female tits and fannies
footrat will have to go to work soon
have to put down a carpet in a room full of heavy shit with nowhere really to move stuff to, le sigh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5B0oVoKoHATrve niggerkino, is it not
>>85484849i hope it does get delivered anon pal but i suspect it's as lost as my own feelings of self worth.
>>85485191Keep going lad. I believe in you x
Morning lads. Just got an email from my manager to the whole team saying the woman on our team who has been on long term sick leave will not be returning this month either. So this is the eighth consecutive month she has been absent on full pay while the rest of us are working to cover an extra 25% (team should be four people, down to three plus manager but manager doesn't do the bulk work we do) workload, no outside help from other teams and no extra pay/overtime/TOIL.Look, I get that people can get sick, very sick even, but there are limits. The company is just paying her a full salary to not be in work and the rest of the team is stressed to fuck and has been for the better part of a year because they haven't let her go and so can't replace her. Work is suffering too, things take longer, things get missed. None of this is sustainable, but the managers won't pull their fucking finger out and dismiss her, or more likely they can't legally because the government has them up against the fucking wall with regulations and shit. Either way it fucking sucks.
>>85485235As you have taken on an extra 8% each workload your salary should reflect that. Or are you doing that for free lol?
batty hurts x
>>85485235Leave. Get a better job. Really is that simple.
Off to beddinghamshires now, meX
>>85485262Sleep well, the vampires can't get you now.
>>85485255No increase in pay, because technically it's just regular sick cover which workers are quite reasonably expected to take on as part of their normal work. If someone is sick for a day or two, yeah sure the team covers their workload, but we're at eight fucking months now so it's ridiculous.>>85485261Can't. Mortgage, bills, wife + kid. Can't leave and have been trying to get a better job for longer than this woman has been on sick leave, there's just No Jobs right now, the market is fucking insane.
why is there a normalshit posting here? fuck off
>>85485273> Mortgage, bills, wife + kid.Are you lost? You must be lost.
>>85485277>>85485280Oh no, muh secret club!But seriously, britfeel has always been a failed normie general, I just happen to be to the right of the bell curve on this one.
Right lads, I am off out to skive and prepare for my 11am brunch. Have a good day and take it easy.
>>85485286You sound like a proper bellend to be fair. I am done with you.
>waaa job is hard and I cannot leave cos mortgage wife kids waaa>britfeelpick one. and fuck off.
>>85485273Fair. Though i'd give ACAS a ring and see what they think of the situation and they'll explain your rights going forward. Will take 10 minutes.https://www.acas.org.uk/contact/get-advice
hello, friendsno spooky AI dreams for me. i dreampt i won a competition and was living in Glorious Nippon. it included all these weird gadgets i didn't know how to work, including a coat that came with apps, and some guy showed me the 'SUMMER' button was the secret way of locking away the hentai apps (3D holo-girls that appeared and said suggestive things at embarrassing times, like a sexy Bonzi Buddy).also i couldn't open this golf umbrella properly, i noticed the spokes were broken, but it also had a microUSB port...and what's that doing on an umbrella? went into a Japanese umbrella shop, unable to speak Japanese but wanting to generally be respectful in a foreign country.bloke was all>[in Japanese] you don't even understand our umbrellas...?and i went>uhh...me...gaijin desu?and he got a laugh out of that. good-natured guy. the type of bloke you wouldn't mind leaving your expensive cyber-umbrella with.
Time for a wee nap before I have to do the other thing x
tikka or korma
Helper getting arse raped then getting his head caved in by a darkie
>>85485331bit early for this type of question, lad
>>85485335well i'm eating a korma right now but i've been awake since 7pm yesterday
>>85483528Kek forgot about this little guy
going to write my novella about a girl whose dad dies and she moves into a big house with her abusive mum where she discovers the house has a brownie that plays practical jokes all the time and he's not used to being seen let alone liked by anyone so they gradually form a bond that turns romantic
>>85485343well if>tikka or kormawas an option you had (rather than just asking our opinion) then you made the right call.up all night or not, it's too early in the day for the spicier one. kormas are lush and creamy so they make a more sensible brekkie.if you have a leftover tikka too (and i'm saying IF) then save that until after you've had a bit sleep during the day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNF4_Xy7pNMnot rite what N*** G***** did to her
>>85482633>just report the person (actually) spamming the samephrase>i..i..iffff i...i...i rrrrreport t...them tttttthey'll g......g...go awayLMFAO
im addicted to fanny and arse
>>85485399uh yeah? 4chan has some of the most active moderation it ever has.not that YOU'D know, because YOU'RE a newbie, new to the website, hahahaha x4
Looks at this niggerhttps://x.com/Charpercy84/status/2095247377036653011
Helpers arse getting gaped raped used and abused by a few boat people
>>85485417No doubt the thief has mental health issues! Another nutter on our streets!
>>85485417How has our society been allowed to be erroded to this level, politicians have a lot to answer for. And I know it wasn't all rosey years ago, but honestly!
>>85485331Korma eeryday
>>85485417He's obviously just came off a long and stressful night shift being a surgeon. Give him a break
>>85485410>uh yeah? 4chan has some of the most active moderation it ever has.
>>85485417And yet you'll still get people defending them.
>>85485417is that lad stealing flowers, then threatening them with smaller flowers?
>>85485417Security guards must be issued tazers this cannot continue to happen enough is enough this guy shouldn't be free to walk on our streets detain in camps no benefits and deport
>>85485440HOW DOES IT UNDERSTAND?
>>85485470thanks for the 3 (three) you's, big man
>>85485482don't you mean...ONE (1) (You)?
*writes a userscript where every reply gives (Him) a (You)*dunno what's stopping us from doing this. it's on the client end, so you can just award yourself the most internet points...?rubbish change to the site IMO. more of a Gaia type thing, like if they added 'reaction stickers' and people cared about them ('ironically', i'm sure.)
>walgreensAmerimong
>>85485504Lots of fags on this site anon.
>sleep naked>wet dream>spunk on sheetsreeeeeeeboxers are the spunk shield
Alas, even I am a fag.
>>85485514Sleep with a condom on, and have a posh wet dream (posh wank being a wank with a condom on).
Posh Wet Dream sounds like an album.
Bumholes gaping
> (Dead)> this fagw-well i'm going to make my browser so any time someone i like doesn't post, it says> this poster SMELLS (absolutely reeks)and to ME it'll be true and i'll show all my friends and they'll laugh at how much you stink hahaha
hungry af but have to wait another 2 hours before lunch
> someone i like doesn't post;_: i have the dyslexia pls have mercy
to do:-washing up-make sandwiches-hoover-go to my awful job-laundry
>>85485542cor what will you have lad?maybe have a nice bevvy with either milk or sugar in it? tide you over x
>i'll show all my friends
>>85485552yeah, when i acquire them.you can show new friends old things.
Morning, morning, morning, lads. Good to see you ousting the normies.
I get paid 2 days early this month because wenefits doesn't pay out on weekends oh aye
>>85485559Morning morning morning lollers what's on the agenda today?
My arse finna get slimed at my lunchtime bumsesh OH AYE.
Me? Reporting vehicles in Bude with elapsed MOTs and/or road tax.
looking forward to Halloween, me.some people say it's American nonsense and maybe that's true. also kids don't go Halloweening any more they go trick-or-treating. and i'm too old to go on a night out in fancy dress or something.i like horror stuff, tho. might just sit in watching a bunch of classic horror flicks. you learn to make your own fun as a NEET
Normie got boosted out I see. Class.>but muh mortgageGet. Fucked.
>>85485573lots of normies in here just come to laugh at/goad spackersit not right
>>85485559Fuck off you disgusting nonce cunt
>>85485563omd it seems like a bunch of us (3) got paid on the 1st.i tret myself to a burrito on Tuesday. bit soggy but otherwise it was well nice. even got churros and made choccy milk from the leftover chocolate sauce.
>>85485547tempted to get a bento box desu
waiting for THAT lad to claim, nowadays, from his perspective, speaking honestly, he doesn't find having a mortgage to be such a big deal. if anything, it's a bit of a 'mare, haha!i have four figures in the bank now. i feel rich as hell and jokes aside i am trying to stay grateful and sensible. and that's me moving up a rung, the concept of a house with a mortgage to pay off is still as alien as having a car or not dealing with debtors/bailiffs/solicitors as a standard.
I am straight and love tits and cunts but also love a jelly dildo up the bum hole to stretch me out while I masturbate to completion thinking about YouTube on haul lasses.
Very glad I live in a white enclave.
>>85485602TRY ON HAUL LASSESIs what I actually meantSelf mong
>85485602>85485609>85485612All the same sad mong posting lol
>>85485564In between working, I'm looking into this PC mod pack for GTA 5, it has an option to use Kanna as a character and I want it on the console. I'm going to try and port it over to PS4. I'm only working until 2 today. I'm going swimming later with the lady friend. What's happening, man? >Wonkey, I replied on the Discord and I hope you like it.
imagine britfeel but without paedophiles
Big Gapes
>>85485616>lolwhat are you, 12?
>>85485620It'd be pretty sweet to be honest. No Shippy gimmicks, no saccharine sweet sycophant lollers nonceposts, no Welperdowns at 4am in the morning.
>>85485620It would be empty
Imagine scones without clotted cream and jam
>>85485622Is that all you've got to say, really?
Im petfree
SSM knows the score
Hes demented af he knows fuck all
>>85485650He doesn't have pets, might be for you but it not for him
It fucking overs, he will never recover
don't want to alarm anyone, but i mentioned this fridge about a fortnight ago, it's still there. just blocking the block of flats down the road.well, i say 'blocking', i tested the door and it opens. but it's a bit of a squeeze. also there's just the fridge drawers left out on the ground and they're full of rainwater now.my initial theory was>that van is dropping the fridge off for someone. why else would it be placed so specifically, rather than dumped somewhere?my new theory is>that tenant is dead and/or this is an act of revenge.
Guess who got shot in the dome piece, Jerome's niece
>>85485663Radical theory. It's just some twat who put their broken fridge freezer outside the flat door. Out of sight, out of mind, not their problem anymore, is it?
>>85485662there's always a ring of perviness about these 'sexpert' types, imbs. it's all well and good you're 'open' about talking about your bits, but the /britfeel/ lads look like pervos (yous know you do).trve equality would mean this isn't>dohoho she WENT there, snap!it would be>omd that women is bringing up clitorises. imagine if a man said the average penis length is overstated, but still higher than her IQ.(this applies to gays and lesbos too IMO)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3drewDkuV4
i forgot to collect the socks from my bedroom while doing laundry and now i am in danger of running out of clean socks
>>85485675who knows friend. saw the van pull up, proper works van (not just a white Ford Transit), man and women took it out and put it there.there are all sorts of places you could just dump a fridge, or they could EVEN take it to the waste/recycling centre that's a short drive away (actually i think it has a specific rule AGAINST fridges, maybe this is what led to this situation).
HR girls just called to offer me the jobI guess the interview went okay after allHow do I transition from neethood?
Some cowboy builders are fitting a new roof across the street and they are throwing the tiles into the skip from on top of the house roof like a frisbee, surely this is a health and safety hazard?
>>85485702congrats man!will you accept it?
>>85485626Like chewing on a ball of sawdust.
>>85485707Yeah I've said I'll take itI don't think I have any right to work documents though so I need to sort that out
>>85485617>playing as kanna in gtakek, that sounds mental
>>85485663They'll be hoping got scrappies to take it, but they don't want to take things with refrigerant
>>85485705if they are actually pulling it off (getting them into the skip, not smashing tiles on the ground/where people are walking):they have earned it.if they are buggered it up and it's just a daft game they're playing:get right on the blower to the council. it's not just a hazard, it's arrogance.
Just lit this bad boy in my room, oh it's lush let me tell you.
>>85485726surprised you can still say that these days......
>laundrywashing
Tiramisu latte and a Snickers for breakfast. Just don't give a FUCK today.
The shitty smelly gaped hole of helper getting abused by hotel people
>>85485730Oh lush sounds great mate, got a few of those caramel tiramisu's in the fridge from Aldi and a few tipping yogurts n all oh aye.
>>85485738Need a pick me up, don't I? Left with the dishes again and the gate was left open so I had to hoover the sofa AGAIN. HOW HARD IS IT TO CLOSE A GATE SO THE DOGS DON'T JUMP ON THE SOFA?
Had a tea now im sweating, mental
>>85485729didn't want to point this one out, too risky.one of those 'food shopping' vs 'groceries' situations innit. yeah there's always been 'grocers' but we KNOW it's different. 'laundrettes' (or just 'laundries') have been around since the 1950s. but they're where you do your washing.
>>85485752Bloody rank doing your washing where other people done it. I see people washing their dog beds and blankets in the public machines nowadays. TRAMPS!
Unhappy drunk bally'd up, smashed on drugs
>>85485743Still on the coffee cubes lad?
damn i forgot to take the trash out
Very bad bait above
I'm thinking about the fridge
my Robotnik's (cockney rhyming slang for ketamine) won't be here until days from now at the earliest. scousers have let me down. nobody's fault, but it's a pisser.could potentially pop a zopiclone and see if mate B wants to chill but there's a lot of stuff going on and i want to see if she's doing OK, but in the back of my head i also have the ulterior motive of 'maybe she has some ket in.'how did people function, in the past? it's like they just cared about their mates, and any drugs were a bonus.
I'm thinking about the gape
>>85485776That's someone else de lid but rest assured I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today!
Necking rum
>>85485693Some people are just shits and if they think they can get away with leaving it there and maybe people will think it's a delivery. You did, didn't you?>>85485718Yeah, it will be ace to have a 4 foot dragon loli running rampage with explosive shells hahaha. >>85485752>coin-op_laundry.jpg/britfeel/ HQ.
https://youtu.be/2jgnbNtz2SI?is=Y3ZQLS_IyXlN4qo4
>>85485818This dude is roping no cap, what a life
>>85485813nonce dog
>>85485818Who would watch some loser complain about his life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ6Pvmi38sg
Not a fan of dogs but don't wish them harm
>>85485835what if there was a nonce dog, a proper pawderast causing harm to pups?
You just know Lindsay Clancy has beef curtains
>>85485849BPD beef curtains anon. Insanity level, not big pussy danglers.Just remember, don't stick your dick in crazy. And for the girls, don't let crazy stick it's dick in ya.
>At this juncture Richard saw Henry at some distance behind his main force.[112] Seeing this, Richard decided to end the fight quickly by killing the enemy commander. He led a charge of mounted men around the melee and tore into Henry's group; several accounts state that Richard's force numbered 800-1000 knights, but Ross says it was more likely that Richard was accompanied only by his household men and closest friends.[113] Richard killed Henry's standard-bearer Sir William Brandon in the initial charge and unhorsed burly John Cheyne, Edward IV's former standard-bearer,[114] with a blow to the head from his broken lance.[1] French mercenaries in Henry's retinue related how the attack had caught them off guard and that Henry sought protection by dismounting and concealing himself among them to present less of a target. Henry made no attempt to engage in combat himself.what a coward, the tudors were false kings
>>85485857>don't stick your dick in crazyBut it so good
Had to nab The Hourglass Sanitarium on 4K. Well it's already 75 percent sold out, innit? One of the greatest Polish films of all time and I already have The Saragossa Manuscript pre-ordered. OH AYE! Need to reign my spending on a little, thoughhaps.
Helper watching mummybeast go black
>>85485863Anything could be good till it goes wrong.
>>85485863For her, this was so good, till she was meant to bounce back up.
too much performative cruelty in the world, it sick and sad x
>>85481995Sounds like he's already BUMBLED TINDER
DVDmong selling his Indian arse to buy the newest Hong Kong DVD.
Need to get the old sleepingtons sorted ladbergs, not having a good nights sleep in 2 years is really starting to catch up with smee
Oh aye Mister Shippy from Shippingham!
Nah, I'm sure all these thousands of independent sightings over many years are all just a huge concidence.
>>85485945Is he from Shippingham? Thought he was from Banbury.
>>85485946A huge demonstration of collective delusion, you mean.
Ah, pokeTHOT. Never knew, didn't even notice the plushies in the background. You will have to watch several times to notice that there even is a background, but it's there.
>>85485946There'd be (non-blurry) video evidence by now, everyone has a camera on them pretty much 24/7.Unless you're a Mitch Hedberg fan and you think bigfoot IS blurry...
lads just saw bipedal hominid in an area were bipedal hominids live
Helper getting raped on chaturbate by SSM and his pencil
>>85485952So many whores on TikTok. It's really all women being sluts. Great for gooning.
love LaserDisc
>>85485973What about VHSmong?
You will never poke a bratty, indignant, pokeTHOT. Why even live?
>>85485979dead, im afraid
>>85485973I like the way the DVDMong also has a pocket square in his jacket but it's just a grim filthy rag. Why would someone in that state bother?
>>85485973dvdmong is indian btw
pure lollin at this documentary>ladies, sculpt your IDEAL penis.mental, this. like average blokes saying they'd like to be a LITTLE BIT taller: not super tall, just 6' 5", 6' 6".
Apparently when playing GTA6 you can only complete the game once and if you want to do it again you have to pay to do so. Oh my kek >>>/v/746774285
>>85485962Hope mark streams it, he's not been on that site for years!
Smelly shit gaped arses lined up
>>85486002Do you have a Playstation 5?
>>85485994Women are hopelessly bad at judging actual sizes of cocks, but their inherent hypergamy forces them to consider above average nobs to be below average.
Himalayan rock salt lamp anal insertion
>>85485898>ywn throw a roastie of a bridge i can't go on like this
>>85486002i hate that this stuff gets condensed to tweets, even when IGN is a 'journalistic' source.for all i know this could mean>save files are so huge, we don't allow multiple. but you can repeat missions or restart whenever. there'll be paid cloud storage for additional save slots.i mean that'd still be bullshit, but Pokemon Red 'only allows a single playthrough' unless you buy two carts.
>>85486017hoti remember at school we asked all the girls in our year what their ideal size was and they were all measuring out 7 inches + on the ruler
Last episode of season 3 of Silo series tonight. Gerrin'. Has anyone watched the Netflix GTA6? Is it good or wot?
Sandra A riding big black cock
>>85486036nonceynonce
might try to get diagnosed with ADHD to qualify for PIPdon't think I have it but I'm a lonely depressed chud so reckon they'll just assume I have it
>>85486031Well to be fair their ideal may be that size, but it's just that it shows their inherent hypergamy because the majority of men do not have that size and thus by definition the majority of men cannot meet their ideals. This is why dating apps have turbocharged hypergamy and we're living in the fallout. Why would any of them settle for less than their ideal when they can easily pick and choose from a million men or more at their fingertips and virtually guarantee a meetup.
>>85486043Good luck, you'll need it. They are doing major crackdowns on ADHD, autism and other mental health conditions in the upcoming changes next year, better to do it sooner rather than later.
Women are shameless whores way more invested in getting their nut than men are, provided that the men are 8+ out of 10.NEWS AT ELEVEN!
>>85486036>Has anyone watched the Netflix GTA6? Is it good or wot?Nah. NOT BUYING IT AFTER THAT BLOODEH TWATTER POST.
>Yeah mate for real the benefits system is definitely, totally, 100% going to crack down on the dossers and the fraud THIS TIME!
>katamine
HIV Positive black bulls running a train on Sandra A
Just necked like 30 olives. Absolutely fucking lush.
ka-ta-mi-nay
Welper's B taking a G.
>>85486063In this scenario, does Sandra have a fetish for HIV transmission? Or does she have no idea the "Africanised bvlls" have HIV? Hope you can answer, just looking for clarity here
just ordered 24 Diet Cokes since i've only got 7Ups in.had to throw in 9 cans of Monster Ultra to make up the order for same-day delivery. nothing else i wanted, really. i'll admit that adds more weight, but if it was up to me, Amazon would bring me the Diet Cokes and the Diet Cokes alone.
>>85486077God I love this post. The sheer minimalism of it. Clearly influenced by modernist Japanese poetry.
The best battys get the biggest gapes oh aye x
>>85486058I doubt it will come out on PS4 and I'm not getting a PS5 with the current state of prices for RAM and the direction gaming is going in. It's going to happen, isn't it. >Cloud gaming >Pay to play per game/session >Limitied to X amount of hours per month>Adverts in games
wel bat gap
Welper at DawnMorning rain.Welper standsIn the care homeconsidering his choices.Then Bantu arrives.No birds sing.A bicyclefalls oversomewhere in Sunderland.Welper says,"Surely not."Bantu says nothing.The moon,which has seen empires die,looks away.By sunriseWelper is changed.The plum blossoms open.A salaryman coughsinto his hand.And in the wet streetone terrible truth remains:Welperhas been gaped.Spring continuesregardless.
Regular poster or lurker?You are LESS of a man.Have a word with yourself.
>>85486114And so what does that make you?
Helper crying as he watches mummy and kev get gaped by a bull
*thinks about reporting spam/nonsense/low-quality posts, but doesn't declare his or her decision on whether to follow through with it*
>>85486114i'm less of a man because of my short stature, undersized genitals, and general cowardice.internet posting habits are the least of my worries in the masculinity department.
>>85486121Cry a bit more first
>>85486130nothing wrong with crying. men should express their feelings....unless men don't want to cry, they're just angry or want sex or something. those feelings are not the right kind of feelings that men should express.
being a paedophile is complicated
Big oozing gapes
Inform the apus that Poundland is, once again, facing insolvency and is up for sale for 1 great british pound
>>85486121Have you considered using a filter for a witless try hard free thread experience?
>>85486140what did lollers mean by this?
>>85486140>pedohalf the posters here seem to like feet, though...?
>>85486100>I doubt it will come out on PS4Nah I doubt it mate, it'll be new gen stuff, and PC.I can't see them trying to limit the time on it, or adverts, but who knows. If they could charge for 1 time sessions they would, but might as well save up for the game.Shave and shower time for me, then off to sort muh life out.
>>85486151i'd be letting myself down.besides, the internet is a collective space. by solely improving things for yourself, you may even be proactively making them worse for others. it's like yin and yang.
>>85486140I mean...to be fair, it would be complicated.
Here lads, in your own time>>85486176>>85486176>>85486176
Thoughts on the new Sleep?
Another Banbury flood is possible. Shippy knows this, and has admitted that some small, shameful part of him wants the waters to rise again, because then Hanford might have to come back.The river knows nothing of this.Hanford, meanwhile, is at B&Q buying plaster, sealant, and something in a long yellow tube. His house was damaged by the last flood, so he is repairing it. This is what people do when they intend to move on.He has also been seen holding hands with another man who looks exactly like Shippy, except his head is the shape of a pea.A perfect pea.Shippy says nothing when he hears this. Outside, a drain accepts rainwater. A woman returns a cordless drill. Somewhere in Banbury, a pigeon eats half a chip.The world continues with extraordinary cruelty.Perhaps the rains will come again. Perhaps the brown water will climb the stairs and Hanford will once more stand in the street with one bag and nowhere to sleep.But this time he will go to the pea-headed man.And Shippy, his great bean dome shining beneath the emergency lights, will remain alone and high and dry.Which is strange, because the waters rose.Hanford returned.Just not to him.
>>85486151I don't value your opinion as you're a paedophile and all paedophiles should be hung
>>85485973The majority of my collection is Blu-ray though. People here just started calling me DVDlad. Also, Laserdisc IS cool, but they were VERY susceptible to damage and disc rot due to their size.
>>85485994Those women are chode lovers.
>>85486164IMO they only have to sell it as a cost saving for the customer/gamer and the normies will buy into it. We'll see, but I don't have faith in the current gaming industry. No discs? >>85486165Well, each to their own. I'll stick with my dickhead dodger filter.
>>85486002Retards really fall for bait like this? Are you being ironic or are you actually that dense?
>>85486214They need to be gaped x
>>85486218Don't listen to them mate. There's nothing wrong with having inclinations as long as you don't act on it.
>>85486036Yes, Lollers. As a long time GTA fan (since GTA 3 came out) I am very impressed and excited. However, if you didn't like how animation heavy RDR2 was it may not be for you. Looks to be the most vibrant, alive GTA yet and Lucia has a nice big ass to look at as well. Driving looks more like GTA IV than V which is a plus in my book.
Why did that retard make a new so early?
DO NOT JOIN THE NEW THREAD
Going to keep bumping the new thread until migration occurs
lollers a n*nce
The Weedian Nazareth
Want to spunk inside a young Norah Jones whilst she sings to me. That okay with you de lids?
>>85486266He's also a violent criminal
>>85486282He says it was a 'grown up' he was holding up but why would anyone trust the words of a paedo? It was a kid.
>>85486291Also why is he refering to a child as a "loli"? Creepy af
Lolis aren't kids they are just small, cute, whore drawings.
Just ate a hard boiled egg. Perfect little snack.
>>85486291Why would a paedo be automatically dishonest?
>>85486304what type of bird
>>85486309Dolly bird. Had to shove it up her arse so she could lay it.
>>85486306>why would water be wet?
>>85486227I simply don't see them to care. I'm sure some other dribble chin hand clappers are bouncing up and down in their chairs as they read the 'witty' posts.>>85486232Sweet, I'll download the Netflix episode and give it a watch. I still have RDR2 on a back up HDD to play through again, I can add mod packs to it.
>>85486309Chicken obviously
>I'm wasn't>it's coredo not trust drunkposts, me.
Cutting down on the beers this month ,last month i drank 89 beers. Sad!
>>85486333why obviously?
>>85486329ur a paed0 and we dont want you here
A grown man pearl clutch posting omd
>>85486345I'd love to travel back in time to DP Judy Garland's tight little arse and pussy.
>>85486341Don't think I've ever had any other eggs. Quail maybe.
Gaping shitty arse and taking names
>>85486328Eh? I don't understand your logic here at all. Paedos are bad because they molest children, not because they lie about unrelated matters.
>>85485235I have the same lid. Currently there are 4 women in my team all signed off on long term sick leave. 2 of them have basically been on it since they joined a few years ago.
>>85486366Mad how women are allowed to just take months off because they had a baby. Women really want to have their cake and eat it too, don't they? Mad.
paedophiles spouting their paedophLIES
>>85486359NTA but paedophiles have to lie all the time otherwise people know they are paedophiles.
I love seeing the Thread Watcher turn red, but I don't see the spastics post as he desperately tries to pwn me hahaha. Keep trying hard, try hard and thanks for the (You).
>>85486378Don't you have some CP to watch? Fuck off.
>>85486376Why would they have to lie? No one is going to ask them if they are a paedophile.
>>85486382>Fuck off.No, I leave when I please. I post what I please, and I read what I please. Take your problem elsewhere.
>>85486378Love a cute catgirl.
does my head in when 'chicken wings' don't include the tips. i wish you could buy just the tips (hurr durr) on their own.fry them up, add some crunch to a stir fry without shelling out for breast/thigh meat.
>>85486396platonically, i hope!(not to feed the trollers but cute things can be cute in an innocent way, and the non-innocents do spoil it sometimes.)
>>85486406Anime girls deserve to be anally deflowered by me
>>85486406It depends on the context tbqh. Some catgirls are saucy and some are innocent.
did building different cars in Lego Racers actually affect anything? was it purely aesthetic?
>I'm sure some other dribble chin hand clappers are bouncing up and down in their chairs as they read the 'witty' posts.quite a nasty, petty, effeminately coded post frankly
>>85486416If you're lucky the anime girls will anally deflower you too.
>>85486391Good man. You've got the right attitude. Don't tell them about your high income, nice house and lovely girlfriend too. They'll be raging.
>>85486432Ever play the old Lego City game? Corrrrr that was lush.
>>85486432Purely aesthetic, but holy shit thanks for reminding me of that absolute gem. I fucking RINSED that game back in the day.
might use my magical anime powers to transport all transphobes to a series of rooms where they're forced to suck trans ladies' beautiful feminine penises until they 1. apologise 2. denounce their ways 3. donate 1/10th of their income to a charity supporting trans youth.
>I love seeing the Thread Watcher turn red, but I don't see the spastics post as he desperately tries to pwn me hahahaHas a filter and still has a melty about people disliking him for being a paedo
Smelly bumholes primed for GAPING
>>85486466You don't dislike him because he's a paedo. You dislike him because of what a different peado did to you.
>>85486476I dislike him because he's a paedo
>I love seeing the Thread Watcher turn redHe sits watching the thread watcher
quis thread watchiet ipsos thread watchodes?
>>85485235What you described is the real underlying reason the economy is going down the shitter. We're essentially Marxist now where anyone capable of work must pay to keep useless eater cunts like that alive.
>>85486483I don't agree. You're projecting your own childhood trauma onto him. He's never harmed you
>>85485235>There are limitsSo...what's your limit here? Sounds like you've reached it. Going to resign?
>>85486520I dislike him because he's a paedophile
>>85486524Ok lad, I understand. It's a shame you lack self awareness to this degree. Wish you all the best
Just want a skinny lass with big tits to titfuck my cock and let me shoot hot jizz all over her tits and face. Why can't I have that? There are millions of women in the world, so many sluts on TikTok. I am OWED it.
>>85486552You could be doing that in two hours if you've got 100 quid to spend
>>85485449the pheromone trail they used to navigate was interrupted by the ink.. It will walk in circles until it dies.
>>85486559Yeah but it wouldn't be REAL. I want a woman to WANT to let me douse her in rancid jizzington. What's so hard to understand?
>>85486573Ah I see. So it's the validation you want, rather than the actual act.
children can't validate you. children have called me ugly. what do they know? i want to sleep with MEN not little babbies who can't even read.
Helper getting arse raped and enjoying it
>>85486631When would he realise that he enjoyed it? Maybe during the actual act, it's painful and overwhelming. He registers it as a terrible thing that was inflicted on him. He cries. He makes a report to the police. But then...months or maybe even years later he's wanking and the images pop into his head and he cums harder than he has in years.
I was watching cuck porn the other day and the guy said "do you have feelings for him? you can tell me, I'll love it." It made me physically ill. The actual cuck thing I can get on board with...even the idea that she enjoys having sex with the bull more than her husband. The issue for me is the feelings involved, and trying to bring that into it. I didn't like that at all. I found it jarring and I think it has ruined the entire fetish and genre of porn for me
Crossy getting arse raped
Might start a third britfeel to spite the other one that started way too early
>>85486117I'm not a regular poster or lurker.So, better than the regular posters and lurkers.QED.
Might start a fourth britfeel to spite the other one that started way too early
>>85486522He already said he can't (apparently), and there are no jobs (apparently), and he has a mortgage (apparently), and a wife (apparently), and at least one kid (apparently). He then got threadyeeted and went to work.
Might start a fifth britfeel to spite the other one that started way too early
>>85486552when was the last time you talked to a woman?you are owed nothing - the sooner you understand that, the more you are in control of your life
Might make a /britfeel2/ Only the best posters should post there
Once posted my cock in a cock rate thread and got told it looks like this
>>85486866je suis kekking
