May you find a beautiful Essex rose edition
>>85516410Looks like a star trek alien
I enjoyed these books as a kid. Sort of formed my personality I think.
They are fun. Have not touched them in a long time. Think I collected most of them.
>>85516410I'd spunk on her eyebrows and make her look like a zebra
More of a murderous maths sort of kid tbqh.
>>85516433You won't be doing anything like that, incel
Remember this one as well. Ah. Primary school days.
>>85516426>>85516431The author is from Sunderland lol. He's also an open Marxist who hates Britain.
>>85516410>>85515984how do you manage the paranoia? I have this feeling in the back of my mind it's all going to come crashing down and that they're building a case against me doing fuck all, although ive made it this far (1 year 5 months). It's too difficult actually working.
>>85516426>>85516431>>85516437Saaaaame lad. Whenever there was a book fair at school I'd always get one of these. Also used to get the horrible science magazines
Me? Found a stash of some porn that I was having a really tricky time finding, not a complete collection but a good chunk. Gooned for four hours earlier and then blew some absolute ropes. It was lush.
>>85516454not reflected in his works then cuse they're often criticized for glazing britain
>>85516410I have a theory about this. British politeness and niceness culture means that people in this country are far less likely to tell an orange slag to her face that her make up makes her look like a hideous clown prostitute. In France and Germany people are brutally blunt and combative and just say what they fucking think. They will just tell you that you look like an ugly prostitute and if you are hurt by the comment that is your problem. They do not really see themselves as morally obliged to care about the feelings of people they do not necessarily like in the way English people do. Hence, working class slags continue to dress and wear makeup like that.
Fucking mental when you go down the SSRI rabbit hole of just how fucked up they are and then you realise that they're handed out like fucking sweeties with no thought whatsoever on the barest of pretences. They're bad fucking news and you should never ever take them.
I love not being an incel, it feels great
>>85516484they only stop you killing yourself, doctors know they can't make you happy and the best they can is improve your chances of not killing yourself whilst you figure it for yourself
>>85516454>"We've got this idea that we've got an entitlement to read books for free, at the expense of authors, publishers and council tax payers... We don't expect to go to a food library to be fed. The car industry would collapse if we went to car libraries for free use of Porsches... If I sold the book I'd get 30p per book. I get six grand, [when] I should be getting 180,000.""open marxist"
>>85516494They don't stop you killing yourself, literally the most common side effect is suicidal ideation and virtually everyone who does kill themselves is being prescribed heavy doses. You can say well what about the people who do get prescribed SSRIs and then don't kill themselves, but that's sort of a prove-the-counterfactual situation. They're obviously not fit for purpose and most things that stop people killing themselves are entirely unrelated to the pharmaceuticals they get given.
>>85516511Yes and Hasan Piker is a multimillionaire who walks around in Gucci. Marxists are almost always hypocrites.
Big man ripping into people that don't know he exists.
Horrible people everywhere.
>>85516525The point is lad he is not a Marxist. The man just hates the British empire because he is 80 years old and grew up in a time in the 50s and early 60s when the British empire was glazed by schools and society. Did not like authority and you got canned. He did not like school and so he rebelled against that. Classic boomer. Some boomers come to their senses like John Cleese who has now realised in his 80s that the cultural trajectory his generation set in motion in the 1960s has been fucking disastrous and has led us to this state. Sad.
>>85516454he's a nice bloke. he hates schools, as a concept, which is funny as hell.cba to go digging for it again (think i had some /tv/ discussion a week ago) but the Blitzed Brits book ends with the fair point that sometimes we may have been in the wrong, e.g. Dresden. so it's not always a clear case of goodies-vs-baddies.good stuff. i hope there are aspiring authors who become the next him.
>>85516564>he hates schools, as a concept, which is funny as hell.He has a pretty common opinion for working class people in this country which is that education past 11 is mostly pointless. People in other countries would be horrified to hear that. They see education as sacred in China and in developing countries. Both in terms of a career but it is also just seen as good to not be ignorant and intelligence is seen as a good in itself. Not really seen that way here.
The point of psychiatric drugs is to pacify people and make them controllable. I honestly think we should just inject bottom set council estate kids with the zombie drugs and then brainwash them into behaving and obeying laws and rules.
>>85516513Yeah that lad has missed the point. The point isn't "don't kill yourself" - it's keep working. They numb you enough to make sure you get to work every day. That's all the government cares about
>>85516598> They numb you enough to make sure you get to work every day. That's all the government cares aboutAll the gov should care about. Not the govs job to look after you or keep you happy. That is your job. The entitlement of some people in this country is beyond belief.
>>85516598>That's all the government cares aboutI am inclined to agree with this lad>>85516607It shouldn't be the government's job to keep you happy or fulfilled or healthy or anything like that. But I do find it funny people make this claim and then just ignore that 9.1 million people are economically inactive and this number has done nothing but skyrocket over the past few years.If all they do care about is getting you to work every day then they're almost unfathomably incompetent to the point of appearing to be actively against it.
>>85516607I think it's the job of the NHS to help people with both mental and physical health problems. They shouldn't just patch people up enough to get to work. I pay a fortune in taxes and that's what I want them used for.
Wish I were a woman tbqhwydl
>>85516661Have you thought about transitioning gender?
>>85516619> If all they do care about is getting you to work every day then they're almost unfathomably incompetent to the point of appearing to be actively against it.The government is chiefly concerned with 1) staying in power2) stability Bennies mongs vote. Also, no bennies does not mean that the bennies mongs will shrug and actually go to work. A lot will turn to crime. Some people are not really fit to work due to just having a low IQ/horrendous personality. Prison is insanely expensive and prisons are full. Bennies are cheaper unironically for the gov. If we make prisons profitable, by effectively turn prisons into slave labour for manufacturing (solitary and limited rations for those who refuse to work), we could make it work. We cannot do that tho because muh human rights.The white British mong underclass will continue to expand until there is a mass collapse of society/the welfare state leading to mass death.
>>85516669Yeah, I agree with this assessment, democracy + universal suffrage + welfare state vote buying is inherently terminal. Ironic considering that stability should in theory be one of their chief concerns.
>>85516669>Also, no bennies does not mean that the bennies mongs will shrug and actually go to work. A lot will turn to crime.A very sensible point that many people don't understand. The social rewards for working rather than claiming benefits are huge. There are big incentives that autism mongs don't understand. Everyone who wants to work, can work or is inclined to work is already working or trying to.
>>85516584>He has a pretty common opinion for working class people in this country which is that education past 11 is mostly pointless. is it that common? it's definitely old-fashioned. nowadays, i think kids are EXPECTED to go to uni (A-levels are compulsory now, bloody hell).with a rising population, it's clear we need to cover some basics for wor kiddies, but why do they need education up until 18? that's insane to me. picrel, cobbled together whatever i was on about World War II. (based archive.org letting me pirate books under some loophole.)
>>85516667Often, since I was a kid, but that wouldn't really change much. I'd still be a freak.
>>85516511He mad approximately 7.5 million pounds off his books, probably closer to 10 million with all the other spin off stuff, what's he whining about?
>>85516454Probably loved writing this on the front cover
>>85516745You'd be a freak between the sheets too though, at least
Just found out about the third Inbetweeners movie in production. Not sure what to think
>>85516822didn't know there was a second tbqh
>>85516822Men in their mid 30s pretending to be teenagers. Mid life crisis the film.
James Buckley is one of those "Peter pan" actors who is never allowed to grow up and is trapped playing one role they played during a film or tv show forever. Sad.
NEVER buy a tungsten-carbide ring
Had a decent wank lads.
I had a real life dream. It was a recipe, to build a homemade Shippy, without a single tool. And as I watched him grow, this Shippy of my own, I saw his bean head bulge, and his cock stiffen up. I like to sleep all day, I like to sleep but he gets up 6 am. What a prolific guy.
bought a nice vintage carhartt work jacket didn't i x
me? shop at primark.
haven't been in TK Max in DONKS
i wear womens deodorant, use shampoo for women and use perfumes targeted towards women. i just like how they smell compared to stuff targeted to men.can't be the only lad here that does this, right?
>>85516957only mugs pay the 'pink tax'
>>85516957I don't shower. I can't get relationships/sex anyway so why bother?
Really wish alexis texas had done more anal scenes
>>85516620>posting on /britfeel/ at 16:30 on a monday afternoon>I pay a fortune in taxesgetouttahere x
54 posts in 4 hours.. Uh oh stinky.
>>85515773>You are causing harm to yourself. You still have capacity to learn, and live in a fruitful world in which to do so.I agree. >but nah. wasn't having any of that shite.We'll see. >>85515857Thank you for this. I have been thinking about him frequently. You have put my mind at ease.
>>85517163https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinky,_Donetsk_Oblast
>>85517163we owe gapemong (hhl) an apology
any lads here into fragrances? what you rocking atm x
seasideMARK Back home. Got Supraventricular tachycardia (SVT) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwzsPn6XKAU
>>85517195either armani code or boss
>>85517195African leather
>>85517200SeasideMARK honestly is a very blessed man. He's never had to work in his life and lives in a massive council flat in a beautiful %94 white seaside town. You couldn't ask for a better life.
liquid brun limited edition for me x>>85517227nice lad x
>>85517200Mum has SVT.. Funnily enough she got it in 2021 after she took the vaccine..
SNIFF THAT TOWEL. IT LUSH X 4
>>85517200Mark banging on about the boats kek
>>85517120I'm self employed lad, I work on the schedule I want. Late afternoons are never my most productive time
Might do another round of cock hero de lids. Try and last the entire 90 minutes. Or if I cum I might just keep going.
i can't work im wisabled
Could smell you down the street lad shower please x
>>85517302corr used to do that back in the day. dick is so desensitised it's well easy to beat them now
The Dough is rising
For decades, I have controlled my im,pulses. NO MORE*buys pokemon cards**tells some court wanker that knockls on his door about debt to bugger off! I can't even rememeber what crap it's going on about, stop wasting my time and the courts time**shouts sorry for being rude as he shuts the door*Fuck it. And what? I have proper shit going on me, multiple sclerosis, like I give a fuck about some buy a debt for pennies on the pound arse niggas. OG companies gave up, suck my dick.I do have a badarse rattata card on the way.
Why are white racists like this? Is it because they can't stand to see anything that isn't white?
Got to say lads, if it wasn't for pokemon cards, I'd not be talking to a pidgey fan who's a gurl and has goth in her name.Is she selling me stuff? Yes. But I'll rizz her up, then invite you to the wedding.Bagsy the bridesmaids.
>>85517545Do you play Pokemon GO? We could be friendsIt's free, a good way to get your Pokemon fix
>its so slowgapemong... come back!
>>85517555No, sorry, but I have a cool rattata card from pokemon go on the way to me.I just like collecting things I think are cool. I had currency and other things when younger, but they have gone now, and I'm just looking for something to do. Collecting shit seems to be that thing. Got some cool stamps, a banknote from Nippon from 1938, a nazi coin. I did have a load of 50ps and 2quids but spent them. Got 1 I'd not seen befor last week, in IRL. Noice, but I'll be desperate again soon, so may spend it.
Just finishing my second run of Baldur's Gate 3, the only trophy I'm missing is finishing the game on the highest difficulty Not sure if it's for me
Ive ran out of N64 games to buy and I'm at a loss. The well has run dry lads.
>>85517584My brother collects unique British coins. He has this one.
>pitch black at 8
>>85517594Have you tried...... actually playing games?
>>85517604Yes of course. But I do like to buy them as well.
>>85517601I'm just miring it at the moment, well I was but I put it down somewhere and it's gone now. Found it, it was under the spending money coins. I may not have it for longer, desu.
>>85517615Personally, I don't own a collection of games because I sell them after I'm finished
Was watching Eastenders with mum a few mins ago and for some reason they had kemi Badenoch painted on the side of the wall for some reason, odd.
Just punched a nazi and stole his pocket money, lmao.
>>85517663weird larp, doubt you have a mum
Corr, set of lungs on her, amarite.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0oBHApWG5c
>>85517687Why would I pretend to have a mother?? She's alive and well thank you very much.
It's actually fun playing Cock Hero. Not a bad way to train your stamina. A bit annoying when you get a track that's a bit hard to follow.
>8:30 and it's darkThat happened quick. Oh yeah, best part of the year is herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd9jeJk2UHQ
>>85517663Too many blacks on the soaps nowadays. Needs more GILFs.
On the big spliff On the big spliff On the big spliff all day long On the big spliff
>>85517715Is she a bit of a go'er?
>>85517746Very promising character lad I urge you to run with it
>>85517737hate this song. wet leg are shite. sorry lad, enjoy it if you like it, but i can't stand them x
>>85517765More of a cure man I bet.Great thing about online stuff, you can just turn it off if you want to. Not even that, hover over something and think nah.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmFFTkjs-O0
i don't like the video versions, i prefer the offical audio versions
>>85517737Get them storage heaters out my lid. 20 pound a night in this economy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D88J_57QgxYmuch more superior version
>>85517758Rather you didn't. I have enough on my plate with my brother as it is. To be honest he's been in a good mood today, first time in a while. Anyways Corrie is on now and that gives me a chance to play Castlevania rondo of blood on his ps5. So ta ta x
>>85517813Just ordered 10, thanks anon, my front room will be nice and toasty.
Imagine physically touching a female
Looks like Welper
just watched a video of a young girl accidently shooting her brother in the head while playing around with a gun, and then kill herself in guilt like 3 seconds later. on twitter. ruined my evening to behonest...
>>85517879Soft lad
just watched a video of a two young girls accidently shooting their brothers in the head while playing around with a gun, and then kill themselves in guilt like 3 seconds later. on twitter. ruined my evening to behonest...
>>85517897Ow the edge x
>twitterit's X now!
>>85517891sorry i'm not desensitised to violence x
>everyone at work jokes I'm autistic>I don't think I'm autistic Am I autistic lads?
>>85517932how many sonic games have you played
wear deodorant
>>85517941None. I'm not your stereotypical normie but I think I act pretty normal.
>>85517824You've enough on your plate without me, big man.
>>85517984I think I have to be honest, you're right.
alright someone is gonna have to become the new gapemong
>>85517984Put your online dollies away and bring your dishes down from your room. What I have I said about if you eat in your room.
>>85518010You're in luck there was somebody gapeposting in outer /r9k/ earlier >>85513426
>>85517824I'm sure you usually have more than enough on your plate lad
>>85518021alright shot him a message, lets hope he takes up the post
No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no...THERE'S NO GAPE MONGNo no gape mong, reach for the sky!No arsehole too deep and no gape is too wideNo no gape mong, don't give up the fight!We gape when we want and we gape with pride!
>>85518021What a ridiculous post that is. "The machinations of the female mind" about something men clearly paid them to do
Mad to think some of you lads have said far worse here. Don't think he needed to go to prison for a few words but you know they have to make an example out of someone right?>He described his wishes for people of several races to be killed and in one post said "the next Hitler will be a man like me!"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ywj92jwy1o
Okay, fun's over. Feel bad about the plate joke now. Proper CUNT I am.
>>85518021Utterly repulsive. Why on earth would you want to do this to your own body.
>>85518069People have said worse things morally but not as bad legally. The worst thing he said from a legal perspective he'd be swiftly banned for, even here
Corrrr... some lads have played Cock Hero for seven hours.
>>85517865Wrong innit. The police are so incompetent, have to "believe" "women" every time and this is what happens. After one false accusation, any foid or tranny should be exempt from making any more rape accusations.
>>85517529It's because mongs like that have to go blabbering to others in real life their views. It's why the real racists are never punished.
>>85517824This plate is your fate laddo
>>85516410Why does it feel like there isn't many opportunities for jobs these days? Like I want to be trained up, learn something new etc. But every job role asks for someone already experienced. A good example is data analysis. I cant even find a company within my commuting range that would train you from the ground up, even offering minimum wage. They expect you to already have expert level Python, PowerBi/Tableau, SQL and RSQL.Like where do you fucking get on a stepping stone? And not just data analysis, but I can relate this to any fucking job.
>>85518021Bet they smell lovely desu
Who on the wiss?
>>85518135Preparing for a 10 hour Cock Hero challenge myself. All big tits and big asses.
>>85518079ask sean, oh wait he's banned...
>>85518117To be honest it was tonight. Mum and brother are on monjarno and they both don't want to eat dinners anymore so tonight I had a pot noodle and packet of French fries for dinner (grim)
>>85518126Too many immigrants lad. Also AI and automation. Land Rover cutting 4000 jobs soon. Desperately need UBI or there will be riots all over the country. The lowest skilled are now essentially unemployable once they lose their existing job. Any roles that come up will probably go to a graduate. It won't be unusual to see graduates working in mcdonalds.
me whenever i come here
Watching seasideMARKs new video before and I saw this image and thought it looked like a modern art masterpiece. If I could give it a name I'd call it "Ode to a smelly man"
The frog brothers.
I don't even bother applying for jobs. What is the point? I'm a long term NEET (since 2011) that will not have a chance. There will always be more desperate people than me with references and recent experience. It would be a complete waste of time for me to go applying for jobs. It's why some people never end up working for the rest of their life. That will be me.Morally do I care? No not really. The government imports millions in every year anyway. They simply do not care. I don't get sex and relationships also so what point is there to it all? I wouldn't afford to enjoy my life anyway. I don't want a deadend job.
>>85518126Why would they take a risk on training someone from the ground up when there's people who already know how to do it?Especially something like Python, PowerBi/Tableau, SQL etc. My first question in the interview would be like "Why don't you already know this?" and you'd have no excuses.
>>85518201>It won't be unusual to see graduates working in mcdonalds.Dont immigrants do those jobs now?>>85518268Because it's an entry level job? Its how I started marketing back in 2014. Someone hired me on 15 grand a year knowing I was a noob at it and trained me up. A year later I knew far more and was upgraded to 22,000. Why cant that be done now?
lighting a yankee candle in my room in case i bring back a lassie x
>>85517166thanks friend.>>85516822weird decision, this. they didn't work well as films, but it COULD be a fun 'where are they X years later?' one-off special. Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? or whatever it was called.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PObVwdoVUNEthis is so strange, like a glimpse into a parallel universe (but they should have kept this actress for Carli tbqh)
>>85518305It could be done now but why would they? There's a better option than putting someone on the payroll who can't contribute anything right away and costs the time of senior people to train them. And then they might not be able to get it so you have to sack them. That's grim and expensive.So you hire the guy who taught himself instead. Not only does he know how to do it, but he's a proven self-starter who doesn't need people to hold his hand.
got to smell good for the lassies laddies. gotta smell good.
They should do a new Last of the Summer Wine film and reanimate Wallace's corpse for some old man adventures!
>>85518321If this is the case then what is going to happen to the hundreds of thousands of graduates who need entry level jobs to actually learn stuff? Not everyone is sat at home making apps and github repositories. Seems to me there's going to be a generation of lost people who never got onto the ladder.
I will not beg for a job. I am not a corporate cocksucker. It's just not me. I don't know why people put all this effort in for some shit job. It's no wonder capitalism will always succeed. Too many desperate cunts out there.
>>85518345Depends what you're talking about. For the things that can only be learned on the job, they'll be hired to learn it on the job. For the things that can be learned at home, people will need to learn them at home first - at least to a basic enough level that they can make a contribution from day oneThere's always people who can't get on the ladder. Now there will be more, but the people who do get on the ladder will do better and climb faster.
>BREAKINGAndy Burnham will announce a trade ban on Tuesday on Israeli settlements in the West Bank. He will say that Britain will not stand back and accept the "destruction of the two-state solution"Burnham told President Trump about the proposed ban in a phone call on Monday. No 10 said the prime minister had stressed the importance of the two-state solution. The Trump administration is expected to make a statement attacking the decisionHe will raise concerns that Israel's plans for extra housing will in effect cut the West Bank in two and destroy any hope of a two-state solution, in which Israel and an independent Palestinian state would exist side by sideIsraeli ministers are expected to retaliate against the sanctions. Downing Street confirmed on Monday that, since becoming prime minister, Burnham had not spoken to his Israeli counterpart, Binyamin NetanyahuMiliband is also expected to announce sanctions against people involved in the Israeli settlements. Last year, Britain sanctioned senior Israeli ministers in response to "repeated incitements of violence against Palestinian communities"The subject has divided Labour. Labour Friends of Israel, a group that includes senior Labour MPs and peers, has said that while it "strongly opposes" the settlements there is a risk that the trade ban will become a "de facto boycott" of IsraelHowever, more than 140 Labour MPs, about a third of the parliamentary party, signed a letter calling for the government to ban trade with Israeli settlements. Supporters are preparing to table a motion at Labour's conference this monthA trade ban has strong support among Labour, Liberal Democrat and Green voters, the progressive alliance that Burnham is attempting to bring together before the next election. The majority of Labour and Liberal Democrat voters believe that Britain has been too friendly towards Israel, while the figure for Green voters is 62 per cent
Hard to enjoy these films these days knowing Tucker went to Epstein's island.
>>85518383Lip service for the Muslim vote. All bollocks.
im like a parked car waiting on ur streetjust waiting for someone to crashinto me x
Spending too long watching kitten videos. Should I just get a cat?
>>85518501Holy shit is this Morrissey
>>85518577Always get a catRule number 1
Thinking about getting a gerbil
thinking about getting a gape
gargantuan gapes gibraltar
Thinking about trooning out
>>85518667Are you in Gibraltar lad?
>>85518667What kind of 22 year old drinks brandy in a pair of clark's hush puppies and a three piece suit?
>>85518667Try and blow the note off the table Hard mode: note under the glass
The dough is almost ready
Roast beef sandwich with lashings of Coleman's mustard for a late night snack oh aye
Mum and dadberg did their best, but the dosser life was my calling.
>>85518798Corr i eat that stuff straight from the jar
>>85518800>Mum and dadberg did their bestDoubt that, frankly. Doubt it a lot.
The dough is swelling
My cat is nice and i like to pet him
I had gerbils when I was a teen. Pet shop said they were two females. Few weeks later I had a fucking litter of baby gerbils. Fun times. They are good pets to observe. Still, a lone Syrian hamster is the cutest and loyalist rodent.
Catberg is trying to steal my ice cream again
>>85518839very comfi post this
Finalize the dough then i sleep
If you go black we don't want you back
if you go green your environmentalism is seen
no kneady da doughie no getta da blowie
I've been reading "The Peaceful Pill Handbook". Does this sound like a plausible suicide method that will be relatively painless? I have no tolerance to any of these drugs (haven't taken any in months).>3x 10mg Metoclopramide tablets>500mg morphine tablets>Midazolam 10x7.5mg tablets. Or similar dose of any benzoAs I understand it, the antiemetic (metoclopramide) is just to prevent you from vomiting out the opioid+benzo combo. Will this give a painless enough death? Is the benzo dose too low ? I know barbiturates work best but I cant find any domestic sellersPlease no "nurr dont kys" posts. I have severe chronic pain/disability (no medication manages it).
>>85519353>"The Peaceful Pill Handbook"cor been forever since i read that one. i remember it mostly suggesting them barbiturates: 'just cross the border to Mexico', not really an option for us, that. and supposedly balloon helium for 'exit bags' is less pure, now? political correctness gone mad.>Please no "nurr dont kys" posts. I have severe chronic pain/disabilitythat's all i can say here, laddington. i'd like a more humane approach to this in cases like these, but that's just not the country we're living in at the moment.i will say from my own experiences of mixing opioids and benzos (just recreational use, where i was a bit too daft) it's led to waking up with chest pains where i was barely able to move without some of the worst pain i've ever felt in my life, and it comes back from time to time. it's possible i stopped breathing somehow and i've permafucked my lungs, who knows.i hope you can find peace one way or another, and the Samaritans aren't a bad place to start (sometimes you just offload, sometimes you get a rubbish call handler and you end up mildly seething about that instead). speak to your GP in case there's anything you haven't tried yet.i doubt i'm saying anything you haven't thought about already, but seriously anon, best of luck with it all. life's difficult and chronic pain is a bitch. all the best mate.
Absolutely mental kinoberg. Don't think I understood any of it.
The dough is complete
Wonder what R looks like after coming out of a hot bubble bath.
>>85519353Looked into this sort of stuff myself earlier in the year and it looks like there is no easy way out of this shithole sadly.
>>85519632Only Will and Jahmari know.
>>85519707Only white deano lads in her romantic life. There's no way she'd have it any other way.
>>85519664There is if you live near the coastline. The only hurdle is moving enough of your body over the edge to the point that gravity can do most of the work.
Hard to really tell the height unless you're there in person. I'd say they are two houses high at least. You would have to find a spot where it's a clear straight drop (no slopes).
miss my cat bros
Nah it's got to be a good four houses high I reckon at the top. Just noticed the people at the bottom of the last image. That should definitely end it all. Obviously you don't want to be announcing any of it to relatives. I'd probably go out on a night walk around 4 am, get first train there. Ideally nice rainy day. Just enjoy the sun rise and then shortly after go pretend you have wings.
>>85519766Best not to get any more if you can't handle it. I will never have any more pets.
Imagine working in a warehouse and never having a life.
I have no money but I'd rather be this way (NEET) then endure working in a terrible job and never getting laid. There is no point working in my situation.
sat in my chud cave, listening to the rain beating down outside, playing online pokeroh aye
Gaping this thread all the way up to page one. Welperstyle x
Anal with allan
me and ebin having anal sex in the missionary position
Welpers sloppy toppy.
the lad behind the dover anti-migrant protest is a convicted kidnapper and served time in prison
Big Breakfast Batty Blowout if that's alright with you de lads?
Me? Not interested in working. Not now, not ever.
Morning, morning, morning, you happy, funny, funsters. It's chewsday isn't it. Days flying by, weeks wizzing past, it will be Christmas before you know it. Woah.
>>85521086Kys asap paedophile creep
bit wet this morning
>>85521101That's what your mum said this morning as she was climbing on me.
Another day in my fucking shitty life doing nothing to achieve nothing and getting nothing in return.
>>85521158Did you do something you've never done before yesterday like I told you?
>>85521178No, don't have the opportunity or inclination. What is there to even do?
>>85521189>What is there to even do?Use your imagination
Mum is angry with me because I was rude to my sister. Was messaging her and she was using a bunch of stupid tiktok zoomer meme lingo and so after a while I meme arrowed every example of it one after another and told her to stop talking like a fucking nigger and she told our mum (we're both in our 20s wtf?) and mum has been getting very pissy with me about it.On the one hand, I was totally justified, but on the other hand I wish I had more self-control to not come across as caustic and odious.
> told her to stop talking like a fucking niggerThat's one hell of a thing to say to your sister , but i always keep calling my grandma a fucking nigger too , seems this shit is common.
renaming all my apu pictures
>>85521086Didn't see you yesterday lollers was hoping you'd died
i appreciate art
>>85521224Learn emotional intelligence
Had a dream and even in the dream I was autistic. For fucks sake cant I be free in the dream world?
>>85521302can dream about a life you've never lived
NEW: A billionaire who ranked third in The Times list for Britain's highest taxpayers has left the UK amid speculation of tax risesHe is worth around GBP 2.6bn and paid GBP 330m in tax last year
>>85521329No no no this can't be true, I have been confidently told for decades that the ultra-rich pay no taxes.
>>85521267I'm not emotionally invested in 4chan and here isn't my only social life. I hope you live until you're in your 90s.
>>85521335the smart ones dont
Travellers at the door trying to flog me a tree trimming.>spoke to me boss he said 450 both of em, I said no way they're 500 together at least but he says we can do itWho does this shit work on?
>>85521357>Who does this shit work on?HHL's mam
>>85521357>Who does this shit work on?Boomers
Did anyone do a mega epic britfeel crease when Lollers did an epic UR MUM own on that spastic? we call that golden classic feel street style for those in the lorechives now thats classic britfeel
>>85521445t. the lad that got pwned. AKA salty mcseethieknickers.
Epic sarcasms. My sides when.
>>85521454nonced any kids lately? freak
The 'lollers is a nonce' gimmick is boring now, it insists upon itself
Vile bacon bonce.Saccharine sycophant Mong.Wolf in sheeps clothing.
>>85521465do you know what lolli is?
>>85521465He's literally named himself with a nonce moniker.Dont want these types in /britfeel/. Once one feels comfortable the rest of them flood in.
Nufags think anons name themselves. ANons don't, tripfags and most namefags do, but lollers was named.Jelly we prefer him to yourself eh seethminge.
>>85521473>Once one feels comfortable the rest of them flood in.Well this is just hallucinatory. This hasn't happened, doesn't happen and won't happen.
>>85521465How is it a gimmick? He admitted it himself
>>85521483>tripfags and most namefags dohe names himself lollers and has 'temptations' around children
Seeing the post count go up and not seeing the posts. The dullards are having the same conversations, making the same posts, doing nothing but filling their dull day with nothing, unable to think of anything of worth to talk about, aren't they?
Speaking of archived posts I thought this insult was really funny. Been chuckling about it since kek
>>85521499Unironically worrying af. Especially because he has commited other crimes before. If he has no problems assaulting another person why shouldn't he abuse a child. Needs locking up ASAP.
Good Will currently at a higher value than real money at the moment de lids. Been doing all sorts of little jobs for people in my local vicinity; helping the elderly, volunteering at the local food bank, redistributing food local shops can't sell to people who need it, gardening and doing some nice cooking for people who can't... It's character building and you'll meet some really wonderful souls out thereIn a society that has lost its trust, being someone who people can rely on is the way we'll reverse this societal malady. Thank you for reading my drivel.
>>85521520We don't want people like you here. Simple as.
>>85521499>>85521522I assume you're the samefag. New as well, doesn't know what he's talking about. Kek.
Lollers about to throw his toys out of the pram classic noncestyle.
>>85521528Bet it's only you posting this. All day melty again?
>>85521539It's only you that is having a tantrum la.
he spends his free time defending a literal paedophile on 4chan
>>85521528You should try harder to get rid of me then, try hard.
just from reading his posts (noncing aside) I can tell that lollers is one of the most off-putting people imaginableI wanna bet that he has bad facial hair, suffers from some kind of mushmouthism, and is generally painful to be in a conversation with, not to mention extremely norwooded
He spends his time jumping between posting styles to twy be le epic twoll.
>>85521555We all norwooding in life lad, just what happens to 99% of men when we get older. I'm not *too* bad all things considered, just got my widow's peak coming in, still got everything on my crown and no thinning thank fuck.
Weird posting style, one sentence lowercase.>pointless spaceOh hello I can capitalise letters again.What's a full stop?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ouS3yw-_tCoHonestly the only way you can really handle these sorts of gay street video influencer types
>>85521564i think you might be getting over involved
>>85521524where is this picture from dee lad?
>>85521579Do you? I think I'm where I need to be.
>>85521555Why is what I look like and what the state of my hairlines is relevant to you or any other man, ITT? You come across like a catty woman. Are you a woman?
>>85521590Abuse Goblin my lad. It's a funny little comic strip.
>>85521595everyone thinks that but that doesn't make it true
they don't understand the things I say on Twitter desu
>>85521603Maybe for the self doubters. Or those that don't believe in the plan. I am where I am, therefore it is where I am meant to be. If I wasn't meant to be here, I wouldn't be here.Ya feel mi?
>>85521555His nice guy act here is really annoying
>be me, in uni, friendless, virgin>get into pickup/redpill/manosphere stuff>read buckets of theory, lines, tactics etc.>decide I'm ready>first ever approach>5/10 by herself looking at a menu in a restaurant window, no obvious 'stay away energy'>say "hi excuse me miss I just saw you and you look really cute can I get your snapchat?">some random other older woman walking by immediately butts in>EURHM EXCUSE ME WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! NO, YOU LEAVE HER ALONE, NO, NO, I DON'T CARE NO YOU NEED TO GO NOW! YOU NEED TO GO BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE THIS IS NOT OKAY!>goes on like this for like five minutes, long after the 5/10 left without saying anythingTried a few more times and while none of them were as disastrous as that they never worked and sometimes I'd get similar reaction from the actual girls I was approaching themselves.
>>85521612so i just said everyone thinks they are where they're meant to be and you replied with "maybe for the self doubters" do you see how this doesnt make sense, if they were self doubting they would think they were in the right place>I am where I am, therefore it is where I am meant to be this implied you are incapable of making mistakes which is not true
Ask yourself: Would you prefer britfeel with or whitout a paedo poster?
>>85521623Sounds like a jelly old hag, fanny banned her and you.
Questioning the validity of my personality. Big mind games there, lad. You're only playing them with yourself, you know. Or are you convinced you can read minds?
>>85521633To what extent does his being a paedophile impact the thread? Because as far as I can see the only thing that happens as a result is that *OTHER* lads shit it up with their HURR DURR NONCE posts. Lollers doesn't post CP, doesn't talk about any of that shit unless he's directly asked and is one of the more generally constructive posters when lads are chatting about linux and software and so on. Get a fucking grip and grow up.
>>85521638>Questioning the validity of my personalitypoint out where you think that happened
>>85521638Lol youre bubbling. Take one of your meds before you do something rash
>>85521638you're just a wrong'un on every levelwe dont want you here.
>>85521641imagine being a sycophant for an open nonce.
>>85521633Without, we already got one paedo banned over the weekend
>>85521630Did you only say that, or did you also say it doesn't make it true?You forgot what you said.You are a bit retard? You can be in the place you need to be after making a mistake, then you are in the correct place to learn a lesson from that mistake.>I am where I am, therefore it is where I am meant to beYou misunderstood my point, and decided to have a whinge.
Attack my looks, like a woman. Failed. Attack my personality. Failed. Trying hard, try hard. Try harder.
Lollers getting done over kek
>>85521659One cry of 'nonce' and he loses his fucking mind. It really is strange behaviour from one who announced himself as a wrong lad.
>>85521651I'm not a sycophant, you're just an obsessive and can't accept that others disagree with you because you're also, drum-roll please... a solipsistic narcissist! Congrats lad.
Calming a victory. Failing harder.
>facebook mafia trying to determine how this thread acts.>a thread that is nothing to do with the board or site.
>Calming
>>85521658Why did you assault someone?
>>85521667>CalmingHahahahaha oh wow
Typo. Mongboying time? Winning bigly time?
>>85521664The real question is why you're defending a violent mong who avatarfags with images of children whilst pronouncing himself as 'Lollers'. Give it a rest.
>>85521672Why do you want to know, lad?
nonce struggling with orthography
>>85521653>did you also say it doesn't make it true?i did say that because belief in something dose not make that thing true, truth has to be discovered through rational though ,testing, evidence ect.by 'being in the right place' i mean mentally and emotionally, there are many people who have mental and emotional problems and dont realise it there fore they are 'in the wrong place'
Why is it that paedophiles are usually mongs as well?
>>85521682You assaulted a kid and deny it, nonce.
>>85521679I'm removing myself from the emotional kneejerk reaction that you lads have and looking at things straight. Lollers doesn't post any wrong'un material, anime is a staple of online culture, he always opens with generally amicable if not openly friendly posts saying good morning and he's a contributor when it comes to talking about technical subjects.I don't approve of his past crimes, obviously, but he's not doing them right now to you in this thread, so what the fuck do they matter? He's not the one degenerating the thread, the seethers (you) are.
Lollers is s good lid. My mate.
>>85521701If he's a "good lid" why did he get convicted for assault?
He's really trying hard today isn't he. Milquetoast mind games.Milquetoast >implying bait.
>>85521701me? dont want to be mates with a paedophile
>>85521699its not what he posts that we have a problem with its who he is
Can't imagine you have much going on in life if you're this invested in 4chan posters
>>85521709Okay but you're the one making that an issue.
>>85521711But you're posting here?
>>85521712He is the issue. Not a fan of people who declare themselves lolicons then imbed themselves in the general.
>>85521711Yeah, like enough to try and smugly deride others for caring about them? Could you imagine being that much of a fucking loser?
>>85521712yes because i have standards on who i spend my time with, why dont you?
>>85521692Nah you are wrong, you just don't believe. I'm not wasting my time with somebody who is blind to the reality of life.
The pattern of attacks are always the same only the poster being attacked changes. Curious.
>>85521715>muh secret clubYou can just filter his posts lol.>>85521721I do, I suppose I just don't consider 4chan as socialising or spending time with people lol. 4chan is for funny memes and stuff, my irl friends and the real world is where I spend time with people and then of course I have standards.
>what do you mean the open paedo gets attacked? this is an outrage! It must be brigading!
>>85521726Lollers has been getting 'attacked' for years not sure what you're getting at, are you new?
imagine the general without attention seeking sycophant noncecases Just good neets and their kin talking about the comfier and constructive things in life.Life could be dream...
>>85521728you're spending your free time talking for fun, that is socialising >4chan is for funny memes and stufflook at this thread, none of it has been 'funny memes and stuff'
>>85521741Spam mong is worse, yet you don't mention that.Weird.Also where is spam mong, too busy with the seethe mong character? (not character, it's obviously part of the personality)
>>85521752>spam mongthat's gape mong, and we all know who that turned out to be
>>85521755No, sean talked about himself constantly, not the same as spam mong, it's just a mong who spams about himself.
>>85521760Yes, that's why gape mong (sean) used to go on about gaping his own backside/getting gaped.
>>85521732Almost a decade at this point init
>>85521768Yes we know. But he isn't spam mong.
>>85521772200 posts in a day but he isn't spam mong? We'll never agree lad
>>85521797No he's just a mong that spams.We could agree to disagree, then in some way that would be an agreement we can agree on.
Lasted 40 minutes in Cock Hero this morning. Corrrr, me cock is a bit raw. No more wanking until tomorrow me thinks.
the problem with anonymity is people end up relying on 'posting style' to know who posted what but that doesn't work and just makes everything confused
>>85521821>We could agree to disagreeYeah we can do that
>>85521832Whats cock hero?
>>85521875Long videos where you stroke your cock in time with the beat. Each beat is a half stroke up or down. Usually split into various PMVs so you get a lot of stimulation and train your stamina.
>>85521930You are the most unemployed man here
Lads seriously where the fuck do I actually meet women? Hell, I'll take meeting and making friends first just to get my foot in the door.From what I can see it's just dating apps. There's nothing else.
>>85521952What's the big deal? Just a fancy wank. Nothing to do with employment. Faggot.
Got a lovely stew on the go in the slow cooker.>beef chunks (fried first to brown)>onions>celery>potatoes>carrots>beef stock>can of tinned tomatoes>tomato paste, salt, pepper and a lovely little mixed spice beef rub for seasoningShould be fucking LUSH in five hours
>>85521958Sex with unemployed women
>>85521968Sounds lush mate hope there's lashings of Worcestershire sauce in there.
>lies and says she's a maid in the governor's household>zombie pirates don't IMMEDIATELY force her to start cleaning the ship in her undergarments, testing to see if blood will start flowing back to their skeleton willies at the sight of a subservient nubile doxy scrubbing their decks
>>85521979Ah sorry yeah forgot to say I didn't have worcestershire sauce so had to substitute with a bit of dark onions sauce instead, not ideal but good enough.
>Sky Bri reveals she made $35,000,000 from OnlyFans in four yearsWtf
>>85521965The fact you are wanking for literally hours every day lad. It suggests your time is not exactly at a premium
>>85521732>>85521771Almost a decade of trying to get my attention for validation. FTFY.
>>85521987Young fit attractive girl exists online and is willing to prostitute herself to men and therefore she makes more money in four years than lines of men will make in three or four generations.
>>85521987That's fascinating.Here's a story from my life: I once started walking over to two girls sitting at a table and when I got to about half way they noticed me and said loudly "YEAH NOT INTERESTED!" and waved their hands like they were dismissing a servant as they looked back down at their phones.
>>85522008>>85521987And you'll keep wanking to women on your screen. So what?
>>85522026And you're entitled to their attention, are you?
>>85522032Of course not, but I wonder if Sky Bri has ever experienced such a humiliating, dehumanising, cold and dismissive interaction in her entire life. Just something to contemplate, innit?
morning all, anyone getting any good deliveries today?lollin @ the lads working themselves up over Lollers. if you're inventing stuff you can just invent anything. Lollers did 9/11 (he might have done bad stuff, too.)
>>85522043I don't think about it at all. I don't have a victim mentality.
we are so far into 'chancers are pretending/exaggerating victimhood' that it now applies to genuine victims.funnily enough the same goes for 'entitled'. i'm entitled to social security payments from the welfare state. not 'entitled', i am actually entitled. quite sad way of experiencing the world tbqh. like everything is deceitful/malicious unless proven not to be.
>>85521987How much money did you earn in the last four years?
>>85522067>if you're inventing stuff you can just invent anything.You don't get it. If you post it enough, spam it, even. Then it becomes true. Example, Sean's sexuality and the state of his anus. Big LEL!1one!Eleven.>Lollers did 9/113 more sleeps until Happy America Day.Morning, I hope you slept well!
think i'll play through Jedi Outcast + Jedi Academy with my new gamer mouse while listening to 2000s nu metal/pop punk/emo
He's still monging out hours later
>>85522028Don't do that, I visit 'them' irl when I need a release still end up paying of course
Boohoo... is it widdle Prince Georgies first day at Eaton?
>>85522086Less than $35 million sadly
earned 36,000,000 in three years
>>85522117The man who is set for life? Yes it is what else in the news has upset you?
CRAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIINTHESE WOOOUUUNDS THEY WIIILL NOT HEEEAAALLLLx
>>85522067>anyone getting any good deliveries today?Nope, not today. Botentially this week?, yes.Book, cap, cards, and maybe some pidgey related merch. 2 OG plushies from the 90's, a pin from 2000, and 3 keychains. I have the pidgey 1, but a spare would be good, and having all 3 of them will be super cool. Just need to see what price the lass says.
Kinda mad how everyone ITT except for me is constantly seething, red faced, poyring snot and tears, gritted teeth, hammering the keyboard.
>poyring
I live to seethe
>>85522150If you weren't seething you'd let it ride dude x
>>85522142Loved playing multiplayer mode on this game. We had the GameCube port.
'poyring' sounds like some Japanese toy you'd get from one of those little machines.and/or something you put around your willy for fun.
>>85522186sounds middle english desu
wow what a life.
>>85522155>>85522206Mongboys need calling out, that is just how it is.
>>85522206Filtered the images and word. Another insult that's been hammered and only the simplest of minds still find it funny.
>>85522206Crikey, almost the same amount of post in a lifetime as some people post in a day
>>85522220a milquetoast response from a midwit.
>>85522237Sorry, lad. Have I filtered your best banter?
>a milquetoast response
>85521706Didn't someone say that earlier on?
Wow, he's really winning.
Lollers has introduced a new word for the retards to keep posting
>banterlol reverse that one and you get (You)
>>85522282You actually don't, lad. You are a simpleton, aren't you.
>>85522296you do, here's proof:https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1788872972309130.jpg
about to make a fool of myself on /tv/
haha i know miss i've been distracted in my lectures haha haha what?? miss why did you ask me to get my willy out??miss why are you on the floor hahamiss what are y-
ruined by circumcision tho
The goyim yearn for their next feeding of WEF approved slop
If you are a non-fat woman and you don't have some kind of horrific disfigurement like a giant burn or fucked up limbs, you can reasonably expect to never have to pay for any of the following:>restaurant meals>fuel>cosmetics>jewellery>sexYou will also, if you feel like it, have the option to pay little to no rent if you decide to move in with a guy for a few months at a time.Imagine just how much money that saves you over the course of your life. Probably hundreds of thousands of pounds if you live in London and have a cushy diversity hire non-job in 'tech'. That much money is enough to buy property, get tasteful cosmetic surgery and set up self-sufficient businesses to give you yet more access to money and prolong your financially viable hot stage of life.It's just easy mode.
>>85522330proper retnab, you
>>85522345old fat birds need cock too
>>85522346Me? Life saved by circumcision. Had terrible phimosis but got snipped as an adult and now life is great.Anyone who circumcises a child though should get the fucking death penalty.
>goyim yearn for their next feeding of WEF approved slop
Sad that sean spent months spamming about gaped arse / gaping his own arse, his minds fucked
>>85522370funny that lollers filtered gapemong whilst calling sean his friend (sean doesn't care about /britfeel/)
>>85522368There's a lot of money in circumcised forskins anon, probably a multi billion pound market. The medical industry has been preforming experiments on them for decades, they are also used in extremely expensive luxury anti wrinkle creams.
>>85522370Attention seeking, that's what it boils down to.>>85522376Lollers is a special case of sad.
>>85522249performative cruelty to distract the proles that 100% employment is abhortant to capital which requires a reserve workforce that can raised and dismissed at whim
Does anyone else miss the last hurrah of cool British rock music in the late 00s and early 2010s?Kasabian. Arctic Monkeys. Kings of Leon. The Vaccines. Pendulum. Muse. They were cool. Rock music was middle class by then but fuck me it was still cool. Going to Reading festival and getting laid.Teens dont care now.
>They were cool.Painfully shit taste. I bet you load up spotify and just hit play.
>UK announces sanctions on Israeli settlements in West Bank and accuses settlers of 'ethnic cleansing'UK announces sanctions on Israeli settlements in West Bank and accuses settlers of 'ethnic cleansing'
>>85522415Oh we're gunna get goy'd so hard now. Israel's little lapdog trump will probably impose major heavy tariffs on us to try and ruin our economy, maybe a false flag attack or something disruptive.
you have been visited by AMERICAN JAY.repost this on at least 300 other boards or he will RENOB your mum, guaranteeing you a brother or sister with an extra chromosome.
>>85522423Why did labour try to get rid of Corbyn then if they are mudslim bootlickers
>>85522429More just trying to retain the Muslim and lefty voting base that Starmer lost. With Burnham now in charge they can give a token to that side.
Have to do the thing later
>>85522434What would you do anon
>>85522440I would ask them to fire a second missile
*goes to prison for this image*
Races?For me it's Moto3
I'M THE COCK HERO KING SIMPLE AS!
>>85522455For me it was banger racing. A cacophony of British Leyland's finest hurtling around at breakneck speed, topping out speedos at 40mph. Where you could bin a car on the weekend and buy a Metro for 15 quid to bin it the next.Days when Croft was more popular than Crufts. We used to be a real country
Crazy how you can be looking at an inbox of 16 emails and just feeling fucking grim. SIXTEEN?! That's soooooo many fucking emails. But then you realise three of them are just a chain you've been cc'd in and you don't have to do anything about and you mark them as read and then you're down to an inbox of 13 and it feels like a breeze, like nothing. Thirteen? Who fucking cares lol.Suffering is largely in the mind, innit?
Super soaker left before loaner.
>>85522440evaluate why are actions have made us despised by every culture and creed around the world for past 3000+ years
>Fiscal responsibility is the cornerstone of an economy.>Now, here's every single benefit you're entitled to, no matter how obscure, and how to claim them as soon as possible.
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
>>85522581Tbqh Jews got on pretty well in Islamic countries during the medieval period. The issue was that in medieval Europe they were permitted to lend money on interest (lending money on interest is forbidden by the Catholic Church) but they could not be employed anywhere else.So they ended up dominating European finance in the Middle Ages and that kind of continued into the early 20th century. The wealth Ashkenazi (European) Jewry accrued from lending money on interest made them envied and hated. Easy for an unpopular king or gov to point the finger at and scapegoat. Hence, kicked out of places repeatedly. They got on better in Muslim lands until 1948 when after Israel was founded mizrachi (Middle Eastern Jews) had to get out immediately or be killed.
>>85522581Bad argument. Logic of the bully. >if everyone bullies you it is your fault Often, human behaviour is mimetic (people just copy shit because people are retarded). One kid had an issue with a kid and picks on him. Other people see it and join in just because. They all see it and follow as it snowballs. Happens with bullying in schools. See it all the time.
The moment someone posts something vaguely intelligent or slightly knowledgeable the posts stop. It is like people here are allergic to anything that is not retarded.
>>85522639Aye, that's why I'll definitely be keeping the posts coming after this one mate
Anti intellectualism is pervasive in British society.
>>85522639The last thoughtful post was >>85519766 and he hit the nail on the head, didn't need a reply
>>85522639I agree, love gushing over shitty posts and hating/ignoring reasonable ones, great post lad!
What is the worst accent in the British Isles? For me, it is a Cornish accent. Irritating wannabe Welsh fuckers the Cornish
>>85522627nah its cuse they're supremacists that view goys as cattle to be exploited, hope that helps
>>85522639Lad, just let people have their fun. This is a safe space for lads who just want to post about personalities and gaped arseholes.
>>85522661Brummie for me, just honestly makes someone sound retarded
>>85522667Have read the whole Tanakh (Old Testament) and parts of the Talmud. I have a deep understanding of Jewish history within European broader context. Interacted with numerous Jewish people of various denominations. I am extremely intelligent and impressively knowledgable across numerous disciplines. You are a fucking subhuman retard who gets his information from online posts and memes. You are a cretin.
>>85522661Scouse southern fairies>EEEEEEEE HKKKKKKKK EEEEEEE HKKKKKK
I WANNA BE A GEECOCK HERO
>thinkers in the feels thread
Corrrr! Watching that Wizard of Oz in 4K. Looks like I'm watching a fucking play. It's TOO detailed and it's LUSH.
Has anyone seen this film lads?
>>85522695Yes, have to say it was very insistent upon itself
>>85522688this effect is genius, man.
>>85522704Door opening onto a set? What I missing here?
>>85522704This looks dull as fuck! The 4K is SUPER VIBRANT as technicolour should be! Beyond excited for the upcoming 4K of Gone With the Wind. I'm gonna spaff all over me keks.
Maybe turning into a horrible cunt has damned my soul, and killing myself is the better thing to do so I don't hurt anybody else.
>>85516410I knew a girl who looked exactly like this lol kinda scary
>>85522676Nah mate, i get my information from the news where i see them genociding anyone in the way of their divine right and destroying the lives of anyone who even mildly speaks out about it, hope that helps x
Rick and Morty KILLED The Simpsons. HOW ZANY!
>>85522734so did quagmirehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBcUP4S6pDI
>>85522726False. Back in 1948 the Jews agreed to split the land and agreed to the UN plan. The Arabs decided they wanted to massacre the Jews again like they did in Hebron in the 20s. The Arabs in the 40 praised and allied with Hitler with Pogroms in Iraq. The Grand Mufti of Jerusalem loved Hitler.Anyone the Arabs tried to exterminate the Jews back in 1948 and they got destroyed by the IDF. The Arabs start wars trying to exterminate Jews and then cry when they lose. Easy fix. Stop starting wars then losing.
Good post above. High IQ and with a deep and intricate understanding of history and geopolitics.
>>85522747That's a bit too dark for my liking. Like when they did The Simpsons crossover and Stewie was threatening to rape people.
>>85522749even if your version of events is accurate (its not) it proves my pointkill kids today because of something that happened 80 years ago, they don't matter they're only goys after all
Don't give a fuck about Palestine OR Israel and wish they'd both just blow eachother up. I guess Israel has won, though? I mean, Gaza IS flattened.
>>85522791they can do what they want as long as they keep us out of it, they talk shit then hide behind america who drags us in because we're a vassal nation
Hitler was a socialist lefty.Pass it on.
>>85522711basically, yeah. but the transition from sepia to colour was all done in-camera. they just painted everything brown, including a Judy Garland body double in sepiaface. she steps out of frame, real Judy wearing the blue dress steps in. crafty stuff innit
>>85522797Well they know that Trump is a literal retard so like Russia they just manipulate him very easily. Flatter Trump and he'll be your boyfriend forever.
I think the whole analysis gets bogged down by deeply rooted ethno-religious resentment on both sides and then people get emotional instead of rational.>WAAAH WWAAAAHHHH THEY'RE DOING A HECKIN GENOCIDE!>NOOO WAAHAHAH WAAHAHH THEY'RE THE ONES DOIN THE HECKIN GENOCIDE!!!No, neither side are genociding the other. If that is their plan then it's really weird how incompetent and slapdash their attempts are. Israel is coherently acting in their rational self-interest by destabilising and successfully militarily confronting their hostile neighbours. Like it or not they're an effective force achieving their goals through simply being a better, richer, more advanced and more committed and united force, with substantial overseas support. They're leveraging these advantages to oust hostile forces from nearby regions. This is just called warfare and they're better at it than their arab neighbours.I don't give a fuck if they're bombing each other, I just don't want:1) those conflicts imported into our streets2) British lives or money going to any part of it unless there is an explicit material benefit to Britain in doing so
>>85522807Oh I see, sorry my bad I just thought the lighting was dark and dingey on the door side of the set. Yeah that's a cool transition now thinking about it.
Corrrrr, I wonder if you can see Judy Garland's snatch in the 4K.
>>85522778its cring when you find out seth macfarlane made it because he was genuinely upset about the simpsons mocking family guy
>>85522821Sadly no, but in the 2018 4k ultra HD re-release they included a previously unreleased seven minute clip of some BTS where she's prancing around in nothing but her socks + pumps and a white thong that she occasionally pulls to the side while bending over to show her butthole. She gets it right up close to the lens too, it's lush.
>>85522834Corrrrrr! And I thought her anal gape BTS video from the Warner Archive release of Meet Me in St. Louis was extreme!
decepticon lying to me again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-xdjALeASU Neil Tennant has subsequently said this track IS about a specific celebrity but he won't name who. some of the 'candidates' this wrongbot suggests are actually people where's he's said>it's NOT Elton John/David Beckham/whoever.which just makes the omission of Robbie Williams MORE suspect.
>>85522370because he is massively monged out his skull
wovfefe has me pissing out me gape hole
Looks like it's gonna be USA, Argentina, and Israel ganging up on UK. The Blitz is coming back!
Schrodinger's North Sea oil - simultaneously too little to make a difference to prices but plentiful enough to make an impact to the climate
>>85522864Corr celebrity gossip and drama get in de lass.
>>85522834Do you recommend getting into 4k blu-rays? Gonna start collecting media again and might go for those over standard blu-ray, which I used to collect years ago.
>Israel to shut down UK consulate in Jerusalem, after UK sanctions Israeli settlements in West BankNothing of value will be lost
>>85522924That one lad was trolling by the way. I can answer your question though. Do you have an OLED telly at least 50 inches? Otherwise I wouldn't recommend it.
>>85522938I have a 4k OLED monitor, but it's only 32 inches. Does have decent HDR though.
https://english.elpais.com/culture/2026-07-26/peter-singer-philosopher-people-still-think-the-animals-we-eat-live-out-in-the-fields-outdoors.htmldid you think animals we live out in the fields? i didn't
>>85522904The state is making money from it, the energy secretary said the money is being "invested" into the national grid.The rape of the people has been allowed.
>>85522968The state is fucking raping the energy companies as well lmao. Fucking 70% tax rates. And yeah, sure investing in the grid which has been below capacity for over a decade now and is literally crumbling. The government just fucking hates the country and the people in it.
>>85522951Bit pointless at that size to be honest. HDR would be a benefit though and obviously wide colour gamut and better compression.
>>85522914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYwyaCd8MyIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOmrIXGjgnczoomers weren't around for this slamdown and will call it 'cringe'. then those same zisters will post hundreds of threads about how a streamer might have used a shock collar on his dog if you observe the pixels carefully.
>>8552297470% and they are still making unprecedented profits. Shows what a scam it is.55% tax on petrol as well. Right money maker for the state.
>>85523001How did 4chan become a place for dramafags and gossip queens?
My apu is going to be absolutely GUTTED that Wom Wones has been sacked from the voice UK! Going in his box room to tell him the bad news now lads, got some tangfastics in to soften the blow.
Laughing at ageing incels ITT
>>85523044He'll be sacked from life soon.
>>85523044Mine hasn't left his room since Dolly Parton and Tim Curry died. Some mong on here broke the news to him too early and he wasn't prepared to handle it. He just sits there morosely and occasionally weeping. Lid won't even touch his fondant fancy cakes and he used to demolish two boxes a day. Have had to keep his windows locked in case he gets out and heads to Beachy Head. In fucking tears.
Honestly I just chained my Apu up in the attic after he threw a wobbler when I told him he was going on a diet. Little green cunt went too far. Now I gape his arse on the daily and the little slimy prick just croaks and croaks. If he's lucky he'll get half a tea cake for dinner but he's been relegated to my fuckfrog.
Ate beans, sausage and grated cheese on toast with a bit of hot sauce. Struggle meal, but delicious.
>You won't believe what my imaginary frog did today XD!-middle aged balding men alone in boxrooms
The men who talk to frogs.
>You won't believe what my imaginary frog did today XD!
>>8552313330, 40, even 50 year old men doing this, S A D!
>>85523162How many times a week do you go to the gym to look like that, big man?
They're not imaginary.
I remember taking him to the set a few years ago he got to sit in Wom Wones seat he was so happy. He's still crying his eyes out and he threw the tangfastics all over his room, might take him a few days to get over it.
Cheese is expensive.
hey grok, cool it with the emdashes. capiche?
Lowercase seether is angewy because he sees his futuwe. Kek.
We're going to lose 50% of the Apu population when David Attenborough croaks it.
Buying Lurpak on Klarna.
>>85523231>when David Attenborough croaks it.apus famously hate impersonations of themselves, they think its wacist
>>85523235what do you want that rank shite for
>>85523133The imaginary frog are on my filter. Another tired out, unfunny grimmick. The typo was intentional.
>>85523244more of a kerrygold lad?
>>85523042my lazy armchair interpretation is just the internet becoming more interpersonal since people came in via social media THEN discovered forums/videos/whatever. so they brought that with them.now you have e-celebrities going to conventions and then tweeting afterwards that someone violated their space by trying to have a conversation. when their whole income comes from pretending they're your pal.
>>85523225>Lowercase seetherAre they in the thread with us right now?
>>85523270So tiktwats, instagrims and facebabbies.
>>85523305Racism outside of /b/ is not allowed, lad.
>>85523286basically. it's just alien to me how they're doing it for its own sake, they want to be an 'influencer' who gets paparazzi/tabloid attention, it's not like an actor who incidentally has to put up with paparazzi/tabloid attention.if the argument is you're 'playing a character' on the internet, the money isn't imaginary pretend LARP money, is it? so it's like prostitution without the actual sex.
>>85523309And twolling outside of /b/ is also not allowed/ Yet here it is.
The Anchor Apus will tan your fucking hide for bringing Irish or Danish shite into Feel Street.
>>85523317Ok, where is it?
>>85523315Sounds about right. And they get attention from their fellow dramafags and gossip queens on the other platforms. These are grown men doing this. Cringe.
>>85523329Shut up nigger tier poster. Not racism, as it's about your attitude.
>>85523347Why are you getting so angry? I only asked you a question.
>>85523361Your mother didn't fully drain my balls.
>>85523376Wow, that's fascinating!
Alri last word.
>>85523387Nope, definitely frustrating.But shows your quality by using a spam word, but you showed your true quality several posts ago, kek.As I said nigger tier poster.
saar goodmornind saar rahdeem new blooder bastard bhenchod thread blood britisher bastards thank you saar
>>85523403Amazing! Do you have anything else to get off your chest?
>>85523419I'm quite hairy, but a bald chest would look silly with the rest of my body being hairy.
>>85523419Sod it, I'm also quite annoyed that trying to force telekinesis powers on myself has not worked.
really don't like this heckin racism.
>bump limit reached
>>85523438it sick and sad
>>85523425>>85523436Great, now can you answer the original question?
>>85523438You're a lefty yes? It's only you making it about race.>>85523445Woah another lefty. The fuck?Immigrant shaggers.
At least the apu posters are putting in a bit of effort, more than most mongs here
>>85523455The question was to get something off my chest, I did. Are you a genuine retard?
I'm going to make a racist thread.Muahaha.
>>85523465Fascinating, are you a goldfish and can you swim?
>>85523460Hitler put in a 'bit of effort'Shipman put in a 'bit of effort'Savile put in a 'bit of effort'
>>85523472Goldfish can't swim. That's why they usually die so quickly. Drowning.
>>85523471Sounds a bit racist to do that.
>>85523481I love Peter Gabriel
weird how many men in the 70s had monobrows
>>85523517For me, its Stephen King
>>85523491I was just going to do a silly thing with races in the olympics, Xmetres and relays and the like. But decided not to bother.
>>85523471Racist animes, please.
Worst Race? Probably this one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1955_Le_Mans_disaster
>>85523517for me, it's David Prowse. bloke thought he was going to play Superman at one point.in half the photos he's some monobrow caveman, in the other half he's a handsome gigachad.
>>85523550which one is this supposed to be?
>>85523539I don't care enough to do one. Like every other cunt in here.
>>85523560Give up making them myself. Bring back the old OP images nao.
>>85523544I went to Le Mans in 2023 for the centenary race, sat not far from where that took place.
>>85523557somewhere in the middle, i'd say.tbqh he was probably just too old (should have been unmasked Vader, though). Americans will laugh at the original British actors saying>oi! we don't want none o' that droid lot in 'ere!then nod in acceptance at American amateurs dubbing>get yer stinkin' droids outta mah saloon, dagnabbit!
*imports 1 million third world military age men with incompatible values to make a new thread because the natives won't*
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