Mr blobby editionPrevious>>85539864
Incels posting ITT 24/7 365
On that depression grind
What're you making >>85545044 ?I've made a few web apps through gemini, very easy but I hate how it looks.
Britfeel meetup edition. Or is the thought of leaving mummys box room too much?
>>85545052Birmingham? Yeah, I'd rather stay in my boxroom.
>>85545061Too many pakis innit
>>85545061It could be anywhere, this is an old image.
>>85545052honestly I'd be game, I don't even live so far from new street and haven't been to birmingham in time x
>>85545052Been over this, lad. We can't visit 2019 again
>>85545068That and zulus
Mad that Woody the Woodpecker is huge in South America
>>85545052next meetup in sunderland x
>>85545061>>85545071Old image if you can read. Suggest a new location for a 2026 meetup?>>85545076I know but unfortunately anon cannot read.
>>85545061>BirminghamRather slit my wrists than go to that islamic shithole>>85545101>sunderlandNoIt'd have to be in the midlands, Nottingham maybe? Mansfield? Go on a SSM pilgrimage.
Lad wants to organize a meet up but can't be bothered to whip a new poster.Grim.
>>85545106>Old image if you can read. Suggest a new location for a 2026 meetup?Where does it say to suggest a new location though?
>>85545122Well it's not 2019 is it mate? We should all come up with a sensible location, time and date.
>>85545122That's the thing, it doesn't. You're supposed to be able to read the mind of the mong that posted it.
>>85545106calm down buddy, I appreciate that it's an old image, I'm not a total spacker xI think new street is a good location though, most central in the UK as far as I can see, unlesss we did London
throwing mr blobby in the closet to cum on desu
>>85545118Want me to wipe your arse as well lad?
One of these if it's going to be central.
wouldnt go to a meetup with you gimps here lol
clank'd
Me? Won't be going to any meetup. I'm claiming PIP for anxiety (now autism after a diagnosis today) so I have to LARP as a shut in... just incase any DWP people are stalking me. I'm all in on the LARP, not everyone can say the same.
>>85545166I'll come but you're buying the pints if it's in l*ndon
I wouldn't be seen close to you grim freaks
>>85545152not really mate cuse you say you'd do it and then i'd be sat there with shitty arse waiting whilst you ask people to do it for you
Anyone asking to do a meetup is a DWP operative or potentially are working for JTRIG. Do not fall for it.
Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr two British roses
>>85545166that's too soon for me to get organised de lid
>>85545195universe don't revolve around you, fella
>>85545166London always seems too much for us britfeelers. As much as I hate Birmingham, it's actually a reasonable location.
>>85545156>won't go to a meetup>will post with them daily>???
>>85545194Fatty and skinny went to bed, fatty rolled over now skinny's dead
you don't have to smell them when you're online. i think i'd be sick.
>>85545213exactly most of us are in the north and trains into town are expensive, plus the red lion will be incredibly crowded. I'd like Sean to be able to come, for example
>>85545051just wanted that nice blue colour scheme (https://www.nordtheme.com/) for my IRC client on Windows.HexChat has its 'theme files' as .zip files that contain colors.conf, text files that are just> color_0 = cccc cccc cccc> color_1 = 0000 0000 0000> color_2 = 35c2 35c2 b332you get the idea. i could just take/convert the colours from the website and plop them in myself, it'd take a few minutes, job done.but i'm having fun watching the AI struggle, it must be said. i don't even know WHAT it's doing wrong, i'm enjoying working out the problem backwards.
>>85545143I think I agree desu, as much I hate Birmingham. What would your suggestion be?
>>85545234>I'd like Sean to be able to comeMe too, he'll be leaving in a body bag.
bedwetters ITT
Clankoid BASTIDS!
>>85545237here maybehttps://maps.app.goo.gl/w6ZLav763V1FZbH58
>>85545245Good idea, I'll help.
Incels crying ITT daily
>>85545259https://maps.app.goo.gl/Dc8pDB89R3UEFx4t6Better, more central.
A gaped arse from a PAWG pornstar WILL smell like shit. Yes, even if she cleans it. So the next time you see your favourite's winking starfish just picture a big, stinky turd coming out or a loud, crackling pork scratchings fartberg.
>>85545245See I'm pro-Sean but anti-lollers
>>85545259Interesting location, very specific actually. I wouldn't mind it though.
>>85545293Hope they both get an aggressive cancer me
>>85545300>00Tthat's lush and agreeable
>>85545277Not bad but I wonder about travel connections for non driving anons.
>>85545316it's next to new street station surely
>>85545316I hope you're trolling :(
look, foolish AIi have accomplished what you could not
Can we bring our MLP plushies
>non driving anons.100% of incels ITT
>sean gets bannedgape spam stops>sean spotted on /int/incel itt spam starts
Maybe some people actually LIKE a smelly gaped arse. I mean, the musk is probably arousing in a forbidden way. Think you could cum just from being nose deep in a musky butthole?
>>85545342I can drive but will get the train to whatever location so I can drink and tolerate you lot.
>>85545353I imagine there's no high on earth that could top inhaling a girl's arsehole
I've never been to nottingham which is reason enough to go, nice little day out
>>85545364too many nogs, someone would get shanked for sure
Muslimham is shiteSeasidemarkingham is a better ideaDiscuss
>>85545371>too many nogswe can't go nirmingham then
*cums all over everyone in the thread*Hehehe, look at you all now.
>>85545382>cums all over everyone in the threadhttps://youtu.be/xROqM6KYFWU
>>85545372nottingham then make pilgrimage to a SSM location
heh when i get a little lonely i just head down to the stable block, if you know what i mean...
>>85545396https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9EQYnTbR2Isomeone should edit these two together
Rather have a McMahon presidency than a Trump one
No offense lads but I'd never meet up with yous irl
>>85545429always kinda admired how mcmahon was willing to humiliating himself for the showif trump owned wwe he'd never do that, he'd be ko'ing undertaker and stone cold and shieet
I would go to a meetup if I was drunk enough.
Saw that Pressure kinomoviefilm didn't I? It was okay. Brendan Fraser is always kino.>>85545353Many such cases.>>85545445That thing he did with Big Show was mad desu desu. Bravo Vince.
>>85545445I stopped watching when vince left. Yeah he did some batshit storytelling and other shit but it wasn't sterile and woke.
>>85545245>>85545267I'll join in as well if that's alright with you
saving up my uc and pip to buy these x
>>85545534Go down to Manchester's Piccadilly gardens and give a tramp a tenner for his shoes and save yourself 1900 pounds.
>>85545534They'd be good for curb stomping apus.
>>85545534Imagine buying these while on benefits and one of those uc reviews comes up. oh no x
>>85545057>im gonna own him by saying the serviceable meal he posted is the worst thing everhear hear lad! bunch of judgemental hypocrites ITT.
>>85545534Saving up all my spunk for your arse.
>>85545583I'd literally rather eat dirt lmao
Need to make a plan for when I tell my mum to drop me for a bit.Launderette money.Taxi money.Can't walk and get shopping.No farm shop.Sink or swim time methinks.Blub blub blub, drowning bants.Need to do loadsa tip runs, but mum's mi chauffeur. *sighs*
>>85545583I too love a lassie shitting on a plate of rice for me. Oh it lush.
>>85545572can spend my pip and uc on whatever i like little lad x
>>85545614mate if your lassie be shitting like yeah? its time to take her the doctor, right?
>>85545614I'd eat Ruth's poo
Normoids straight up rawdogging their phone at 100 percent brightness and also not turning off the click noise on their keypad and also loudly reacting to things they watch on TV.
shoes are an essential purchase x
Incels posting daily ITT
>>85545661Of all the clothing? I'd disagree.
what brand shoes do you lads wear?got new balance trainers and timberland boots absolutely 2x lush
>>85545583Looks like something I'd feed my Apu... looks like Apu food too. You an Apu de lid?
>neighbour who asks to store things at my house for " a bit" then it ends up being months, just asked me if he could store his bike behind my couch for "a bit">gave him a lethal dose of haha bugger off
>>85545684I don't mean to brag but, I have 3 pairs of reebok classics.
>>85545684...lidl
>>85545684got trainers from asda lad
Good little slop song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGw3w_njQ4g
Wearing women's perfume is the closest you'll get to being close to a woman, you handbag.
>>85545650>go to cinema>audience laughs at jokes>just to let everyone around them know:>I FOUND THAT FUNNY HAHAHAHAautism supremacy, now.
>>85545719Why has me wearing perfume upset you so much, lad?
>>85545720Have you ever read about classical conditioning wrt laugh tracks in tv and films? It's a thing and I'd be curious to know how effective it generally is on autists compared to neuronormies
women's perfume lad is such a shit larp, genuinely one of the worst of all timehope it runs its course soon
Gaping Ruth's arse
>>85545738Only Jahmari has managed to do that
>>85545735Sorry you smell like shit, lad. It's not a LARP or a gimmick.
>>85545746go ahead and drop the timestamped photo then fella and i'll apologise
I've maybe posted about perfume 3-4 times? It's not like I'm spamming. Why does the idea of someone wearing perfume make lads so upset I wonder
anything that isn't proved definitively is a larp until shown to be otherwise
Uh oh, got back to the base (logged back on and forgot) ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE DEAD.Before I get the next lot, I should secure and fortify muh land.
>>85545624I always get paranoid about making a massive purchase incase i get punished for it
>>85545684Love my Reebok classics me >>85545703 knows the score.
I will never know what a woman's arsehole smells or tastes like
>>85545849>woman's arsehole smellsshit>tastes likeshit
Incels playing games meant for children
i have a whiskey and coke but i have them separate glasses
>>85545729You ever looked into the creator of the laugh track? It's a MACHINE. For years and years it was one guy with a custom machine doing ALL the laughtracks and his device was a secret.
>>85545720you're an absolute daftie fella
>>85545684corrr had a fun little game with this, slunking through the lorechives, back when a troller was weirdly obsessed with me and my >bright white converse>and god only knows what the rest of your mong outfit is likeo i am lollin. yes you live in my head rent-free, there's plenty of room.this picnic was lovely, and the Converse are from when mate A worked in 'serviced apartments' where richoids would just leave things. nabbed myself some trainers. why not, eh?
Blown me fucking arse out.Looks like a clowns pocketMe arse looks like a cottage cheese pasty after that Grindr encounter.Post bumsesh wank the dirtiest and its coming on strong oh AYE x.
>>85545958converse are nice lad i like em x
Arse like chewed gravel.
>>85546014they're comfy shoes i just don't know how to get blood out of them.
We are Charlie Kirk, we carry the flameWe'll fight for the Gospel, we'll honor his nameWe are Charlie Kirk, his courage our ownTogether unbroken, we'll make Heaven known x
Too many incels
Was supposed to watch part two of Spartacus tonight but cba really.
>>85546049Til the end of my days - I'll always remember are Charlie x
Gonna get into DJing.
Johnny Rotten got that Seaside Style bloated head and that is double punk LUSH.
These sour patch kids are lush but a little abrasive on the tongue aren't they x
>>85545033brilliant edition, really well done
>>85546111Citric Acid a A class carcinogen. Damages all the cells in your mouth, literally digests/degrades them. Big Confectionary don't want you to know this. The repeated damage that acid does to your cells is apocalyptic.Tang Fastics?More likeDeath Mastics.
>>85546111Get on the tangfastics de lad
>>85546047Arse like an XL bully chewing on a wasp
Got an arse like a Cyclops blinking in the rain.Me battyhole twitching like a dawn bathed rabbit's nose
>>85546133Don't know if you're right or not, but, I could believe it. It feels gross after eating sweets desu. Best sweet thing to eat is ice cream desu desu wa. Haagen-Dazs. Lush.
im on the vodka ruminating
Might get a chinky handheld to play emulator stuff on like an Odin 3 rather than a Switch 2. Nintendo games are too expensive for a NEET like me.
>>855461635 bottles of cider and the night is young lad x
>>85546156I hope I'm not right de lid x
the blood inside i don't care about, but what am i meant to do about this bit?just 'part of the shoe' now, is it...?
R/altereddudeholesNow this is lush
huffing a lassies gaped arse and getting a little wormy surprise
>>85546229Modern shoes just aren't good for our feet I reckon. Thoughever, there is probably some stain remover you can use. Just got to only wear brown shoes innit.
>>85546269i'll give modernity the ol' thumbs up for canvas trainers. they're comfy and easy to wear.just wish i was some medieval peasant, lads. local cordwainer moulding shoes perfectly to MY feet, and those would be MY SHOES.
Wishing I were dead, it's as simple as that
>>85546357Seek help. I've been thinking like that for decades, now my life is full of hate. Snapping at people and family. Not good.
>>85546357absolute bastard this whole 'living' thing.as a teenager all the depression stuff at least felt MEANINGFUL, now it's all just flat. the good news is, i won't be jumping off a bridge. the bad news is, life goes on.
>>85546233Corrrr (it not lush).>>85546350I never really did the whole wearing Converse/Vans thing desu desu. Tfw didn't have a proper independent personality until I was 18 or something. Didn't get to be part of any sort of subculture I reckon.
I like filler in anime
Just ate an entire packet of maryland cookies, i need help
>>85546602Oh? And do you also like filling your rectum with another man's sexual organ?
>>85546435maybe you are just YOU and we like you how you are you :)
>>85546699Ofcourse not anonUnless... ?
>>85546704So I'm told. Just can't believe it, int it. We all low self esteem in life.
>how you are youwell, i cocked that right up, didn't i.anyway Chika lad (if that's Chika), you/Lollers mentioned Discord chatterings, this post is my way of suggesting mayhaps usernames could be exchanged.
>>85546744Hope that catberg can swim
Moved into a hellish new council flat todaySpent all day moving my shit inCannot fucking live like this anymoreNeighbours already banging about, no curtains on the window and block of flats across from me will see me wanking if I have a wank
also for the sake of the whole thread and everyone reading it, obviously i'm being tongue-in-cheek (heh) when i'm being tongue in cheek I KNOW IT'S THE INTERNET WE MUST SAY SUCH THINGS AAaaaaaas you were.
>>85546749Put up some cardboard while you have a wank
>>85546744Sneedhaps sometime. But maybe not. Not a slight at you, it's just a long story.
>>85546782no harm no foul me laddo.but know this:life's a bit naff, we're all in it together, but i'd be remiss if i didn't try and band us neurotics together so that we can one-up the other groups in the coming apocalypse (we'll have Systems. they won't.)which is my way of saying: wxnkyx on Discord.
>>85546919Well, I'll see. Basically I might not still use the app anymore, in the future, so I don't want to become any more attached to it.
>Migrants Placed In Tiny British Village Will Out Number Locals By 10 to 1>(...) The official line is that 1,256 single adult males will be placed at the old MoD depot on the edge of the Oxfordshire hamlet. Yet the document villagers pulled out of the consultation pack talks about "accommodation for 3,510 service users.">modernity.news/2026/09/09/migrants-placed-in-tiny-village-will-out-umber-locals-by-ten-to-one/
>>85546926nee bosh. deep down we all know this internet malarkey is phoney anyway. EVERYTHING IS FAKE.call me whatever, but future generations of humans will be weird'uns. they'll all be in cyberspace--not to simulate some fantastical reality--but to be something else entirely. totally abstract. utterly unfathomable to our 2026 brains.as you were x
>>85546970It's already here really. Everything is nonsense.There's barely any nightposters here anymore. I'm only here because well I don't know why really. Just not feeling so good. Miss crossy a bit desu. He was a good friend.
>>85547022I miss security anon
gamer lads what's a short, fun game to just PLAY? like to experience the sensation of play.i don't know what i want. but i have a struggling computer and a game controller.
Charles Laughton never fails to disappoint. The best actor to ever live IMO. He steals the show in Spartacus. How Kirk Douglas ever became a leading man I don't know. He's a very ugly man. Not your typical heartthrob, you know?
>>85547050Agar.io
Think I need to measure my height again. Just not practical to do so accurately at the moment. I think my headcanon Official Height :tm: has been wrong and I'm not as short as I thought I was. It like a mentality glow-up. Corrr. Anyway four dollars a pound.
>>85547050Can you get Flow on Steam? Play as a little microbe or whatever that game was.
weeeeeeeeooom
i swear that earlier, i loaded up one of the stages in this game, and discovered that if you press nothing at all, you beat the level anyway. everything just lines up. cheeky little joke by the devs there.couldn't make it happen again though. tried a few of the stages i thought i'd done it on. but it never worked. you do believe me, right lads? wasn't just one of my 'ketamine-induced fantasies', was it...?
Just spaffed meOff to beddinghamshiresX
corrr on that final Ganondorf battle, aren't i ladsmaybe i don't know the controlsmaybe i can't recall the storymaybe i won't even win.
mind you i was in here like>where do i even go? how do i get up there?as a teenager i thought this was a babby game for simpletons. as a zonked-out adult it's INGENIOUS mate they put symbols on things so you know to use that item on that place it's like a goddamn escape room puzzle
Charlie Kirk fleshlight
What will the government do if the balaclava lads buy burkas? Do you honestly think the police can enforce this tyranny? Not being allowed to wear your burka is a huge breach of your religious expression and human rights.
We need a burka wearing protest/mass audit next time. Let's see them maggot pigs enforce it. Let's see if that "intimidates" communities.
cor i've only gone and rolled a dwarf, haven't i? what should i call him, lads?
Incels ITT every single day
It Saturday
Thread for reprobates
Imagine trusting a wagie female at greggs with your food when they openly admit dropping stuff all the time.
>>85548562Me? Reprobate
I honestly don't know what to do with my life. I couldn't get a job in this economy having been long term unemployed for over 15 years. I suppose I'll just have to end it all when my parents die.
Not me fault I'm incel
>>85548619Been unemployed since 2010 me. Time fly
>>85548621It sure does. I don't think I could ever really feel a part of anything now. For me it will be going to the bennies centre every week if I don't kill myself.
>>855486212017 here. Get busy living or get busy dying i say
Big up are balaclava lads. Fuck immigrant scum ruining our prospects and shitting up the country with their takeaways and disgusting culture.
I am glad they are following my footsteps with the balaclavas. It's almost like I was a part of this historical event but I wasn't. I love wearing my balaclava on night walks and staring down female police officers.
If they fucking dare restrict balaclavas, then you may as well be turning up in burkas. This is what fucking happens pigs when you fucking stand up for every one but the white British man. Hope these fucking lads step it up and protest as much as the Palestine mongs.
It's time to make a stand lads. Buy your balaclavas and walk past the police face detection vans coming to a town near you. We do not fucking want surveillance on this scale, we do not want immigrants literally turning the streets into rubbish dirty ghettos. No more fucking around lads. Enough is enough with this shithole country. No fucking jobs for the white lads, no fucking prospects. It's so fucking grim living in this shithole now.
>>85548696Wrong thread pal, here you go - >>>/pol/542435141
corrr very much enjoyed that Secret of Weepstone demo. puzzles were a bit too telegraphed, but that's fine.wouldn't mind a whole series of these, call 'em 'modules', give me a pile of dungeons to explore.
Copped more Fanta
>>85548874see? fanta is orange
>>85548696It's even worse in Turkey I reckon.>>85548874Booba
I seriously need to stop using Twitter. Or X, whatever.Every account you see on there, you click on their profile, and it's some insane narcissistic description of themselves on their bio. What even is that place. Just these people who are like:>Ya it's ya [gendered term] [irreverent adjective] [name of animal]Uh no it's not I have no idea who you are and neither does anybody else you have like 50 followers.Anyway, woke up too early because a certain someone was making too much noise. How miserable. Might as well get up then corrr.
I just cannot wake up before 8am, tried 7:30 after 8 hours of sleep and felt like I was hit over the head but after 30 mins more of sleep 8am felt well rested. Whats that about, I want to be up at 7am ideally because mornings are comfy and I'm always annoyed I dont have enough morning. But then I miss out on the comfy nights, just cannot win I wish I could pause time to bask in the morning and night but my natural rhythm appears to be 12pm-8am
>>85549014>it's ya dudebro spicey squirrelJust trying to make you feel at home there pal
>>85549035Honestly, there's probably somebody out there with that on their bio yeah. It irritating.
>>85548131Memphis Og
>>85548702I only use /pol/ when I'm very angry.>>85549007Never been there mate.
>>85549014yeah, if you're Chika, i'ma need you to add me. nee pressure, but i need more male cronies who are like this.
25 YEARS OLD. Imagine if that greggs lass did onlyfans. Corr.
MARKS in Swanage this morning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNpZVSYua2M
>>85549130I fucking hate how normies think AI thumbnails looks very impressive.
Mad how you could type a few things on a computer, transit them somewhere outside of your boxroom and the blues and twos will kidnap you.
>>85548696You sound like the riddler in the latest batman movie
>>85549159The issue is they are all the same design format
Osama Bin Laden was a very handsome guy. I like to imagine him wanking over the photos of Mr Bean discovered on his laptop after he was murdered. Can you imagine him wanking to Mr Bean? Imagine it lads, his teeth gritted, his arms waggling, his penis pulsating to the images of Mr Bean on his laptop, before his angry little maggot spews all over his hand
>>85549198The amusing part is that he's an incel who literally only leaves his box room to shit
Thinking about the leafy village of Piddington in their 750k houses, hope those migrant hoards don't do anything nasty and horrible in the village, after all they have been voting Tory for the past 45 years
>>85548650why don't they do something useful and go to france and trash the camps and destroy the boats?
>>85549475Because the camps are protected by french authorities. They want them gone and over here, so will facilitate that any way they can.
left it too late to go shops, now it'll be too busy. vgh
>>85549483so the lads will attack british police but not french ones?
>>85549493Just back from the shops meCalled into lidi and all the BAMES had surrounded the bakery isle and basically stripped it fucking bare , just wanted a pan au chocolate or a croissant 3 fucking times i tried to even get a look but everyone had created a blockade with their trolleys while they emptied the shelves Is this normal lidl behaviour lads? im not really in them much tbqh
>>85549505Any videos of those lads attacking police?
>>85549511https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jIghL52zL8
>>85549519>missed both attemptsShocking 0/10
>>85549519Not the same lads.What is it with you lefties? No offence (hurrhurr) are you all retarded?
>>85549534>its not the same>its a totally different anti immigration protestor, with totally different anti goals, during total different anti immigration protests ok, so your lads wouldn't think he's based then?
Incel hours ITT
>>85549544So you're saying all lefties are trannies?
>lose argument>ur a troon!kek clockwork
Mcvities are using AI slop for their penguin biscuit adverts now. fuming. looks like shit and you can tell instantly. fuck off.
You failed to present an argument, got your facts mixed up. And I called you a troon using your own logic of 1 is one way so all must be that way.I pwned you, anon. In fact, you pwned yourself.
Cue the leftie meltdown.
>>85549560>spend a shit ton of money, time, effort to make an advert>have to get animators, actors, sound etc, all that wolloxor>Hey chat gpt, make me an advert for penguin biscuitsThey pocket all the money for advertising, keep the price the same, or increase it, everything is fucked these days lid
Jamie Varley loved a bumsesh
>>85549566not really the sentiment of resistance to police is clearly there across every anti-immigration protest in the country. you're copping out and pretending it doesn't count because its not the exact same literal people even though resistance to police is a central element.unless your hyper specific lads are just softbois that want the look of riots without any of the risk because they're too scared
>>85549585ACAB protests anon. The left are anti police as well, or is it what we really know and you tankies crave a totalitarian state to tell you what to do.The nazis were socialists, anon. Let that sink in.
>>85549611yeah? resistance to police is valid we're not arguing that fella. the original argument is that people that resist police in england should do it in france.
>>85549655No the original argument was about the boats in france, then I mentioned the police and you focused on that.What is it with lefties and this need to ignore reality?
Paedophile incels ITT
>>85549672>>85549672no, you said french police are guarding the camps in france implying that makes them off limits some how, which it hasn't done when british police have been involved
Mad how shit being English is
>>85549694We have too many issues with our own state. Yes, protected camps are sort of off limits, as it's on foreign soil protected by the state of that country.It is different from doing it in your own country, to make a point of how we disagree with the state and its actions. In one's own country it is a legitimate form of protest.
>>85549719making a point has done nothing, physically preventing them entering the country is the only option left
>>85549730Which is what these lads are trying to do.
When The Simpsons is finally cancelled will you tune in for the last episode?
>>85549748no I'll sit on 4chan whinging about pakis and LARPing as a fascist thug, I'm a true patriot and never off duty
>>85549753Any post expected today?
>>85549760no I'm not postanon
>>85549745hasn't done anything, a group of lads sneaking into a camp in france and slashing just one dinghy would do more than every protest of the last couple of years combined. of course its flippant to say it would be easy and without risk but it would accomplish something.
The 2nd bag of flour has been delivered.
>>85549798This is the first time anything like this has been attempted. It only happened once.Also the boats aren't kept at these camps anon. They only turn up (by sea as the camps are all set up for easy access on to the boats) when they are ready to smuggle a group across.
Hafta head out within the next 10 mePhwoarX
>>85549807corr on the strong white lad?Gonna be a mad Saturday night
>>85549807Um.. What in the fuck is that??
Currently sucking on an uncle Joe's mintball. According to Wikipedia it's actually an Oblate spheroid. Anyway it's lush this little lad knew how to make a good sweet back in 1898.
>>85549849A dead spider that acts as a warning for the other spiders.
*forces cock down your throat*Get it down ya, de lad phooar that feels good
Scarespider x
>>85549849It's a slate pendant with copper wire around it and that cheap lightweight leather string to hang it around my neck. I lost it for two years and found it last week in a draw. It also as the other anon said repulses spiders and beasties from my food storage.
>>85549860>Uncle Joe's mint Oblate spheroidCan understand why they changed the name to a mintball, Oblate spheroid doesn't quite have the same ring to it
>7 quid for a pokemon childs magazineOr>just pop it in the bag and pretend to scan it with the scanner
>>85549868>POV you're Marie Healy after SSM has just bought you a McDonald's happy meal
Mongs ITT failing at a suicide attempt only to be brought back as a permanent vegetable reliant on third world care workers
we all posting our pendants in life x
>>85549875>It's a slate pendant with copper wire around it and that cheap lightweight leather string to hang it around my neckdruidmaxxing?
fucking hate slate pendants with copper wire, me
>>85549916Something like that, I had a massive 6" Greenman clay pendant given to me years ago, where that is also I have no idea. Might be in an old suitcase under the bed actually >>
sean should do a live gaping performance at the next britfeel meet up
You lads bought yourself a balaclava yet?
>>85549960i still have my covid masks
Imagine having sex with the lass on the right
Maybe it's you who is the issue fucking foid cunt.
>>85549960Bought one during covid as I hated wearing a mask, I still have it somewhere
>>85549978They mog are british roses bodies.
>>85549974>>85549981I got a lot of unused black ones since I never went out anyway.
>>85549979Mad how she's out living the life of an adult whilst you're stuck in your mum's boxroom having toddler tantrums and telling balding incels what your imaginary frog did today
>>85549996She's out there living her life because foids can get laid whenever they want to. They do not know what it's truly like to be an incel man unable to get a drop of pussy.
>>85549996and you are here reading it all ladStop trying to act like you are somehow better lmao
Little saddo no life loves arguing online, all day every day. KekWhat is it with the projection from these retards?
Fat british roses with lots of make-up
>>85550014anyone not throwing a toddler tantrum is better than someone doing so
>>85550020I think they are pikeys, anon.
>>85550026I thought they were scottish
Might get on the disability grind. No point working when you can only get minimum wage jobs. Can't even move out of your childhood boxroom with that kind of money. What are some good disability to fake?
why are the boat wogs coming here when bennies are much more generous in france? don't get it. they get double what we get
>>85550032Scotland has pikeys, yes.
why would a drummer only play the hi-hat?
>>85550033id rather work and be able to walk up a flight of stairs lad
>>85550033Hope a crackhead from piccadilly nicks her fucking chair. DECEIVING FOID.
>>85550036Because they speak english. Imagine having to learn a new language. Even a high IQ lad like Shippy struggled to do it.
>>85550020Weird how they walk in order of attractiveness, wonder who set that up
>>85550057you're not trying to tell me they all speak english lol c'mon lad, you think they are doctors and engineers too?
>>85550033What the fuck? If this bitch was making all this trouble because she's disabled then said "actually it's ok I have enough energy to walk up the stairs" and wasn't really disabled, I'd shove her down the fuckinf staircase
little no life experience lads learning that not everyone in a wheelchair needs one all the time, it cutewait till they find out 'legally blind' doesn't meant 100% vision loss
>>85550070A, you wouldn't because it wouldn't be your job because you've never had a jobB, you wouldn't because you never leave your boxroom to be in that situation C, you wouldn't because you're only a big man onlinehope that helps
That's a grim looking bennies centre.
>>85550090That's one of the nicer ones I've seen
>>85550090Lad on the right looks like a nonce
>>85550095It's only nice because of sunny day. It is clearly in a right state. Probably not good inside too with all those windows open. Must be some right smelly dossers go in there.
>>85550105Just your typical "never work for more than a few months" type of lad I reckon. Probably only ever worked in factories and warehouses all his life. Grim.
oh alsoD, she wouldn't ask you because you look like a scruffy smelly tramp who's generally unpleasant to be around
Ordered my first order DIRECT from Nova Media. Usually use a UK storefront but they upcharge quite a lot. Not sure if I'll be hit with VAT. They say the delivery includes US custom fees and that so MAYBE it'll include the UK VAT as well? Saying that, I had a delivery from a USA site that didn't include VAT and I never got charged for it. Fuck knows.
>>85550109you have never seen a job centre IRL because you live in turkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDHoc9qzC5I&best pepper's song, frankly
Judge Judy is really rancid cow, needs pile driving through a table.
Imagine having intercourse with a willing female participant
Imagine putting your male sex organ into the female sex organ
>>85550109Can you find me one that looks better? I bet you can't
Imagine Shippy putting his male sex appendage into Mr. Bean, with Osama Bin Laden watching on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7DLD1tYOnwman, the baleric drums
>>85550033thanks for reposting this because it inspired me to watch her other videos and it was a wild ride.best end is she's a secret auditor, stress testing the system.
incels with nothing better to do on a Saturday ITT
Pulp really did insist up themselves
>>85550275I'm having a wank if that's alright with you
i have eaten a Wispa bar.i will now eat a second Wispa bar.
dvdmong you need help seriously
>>85550219disability bloggers are the fucking worst tbqh
>>85550297>i will now eat a second Wispa bar.
>big men in britfeel's power fantasies of squaring to old men and women in chairs
Been really getting into cinnamon toast, trying different sugars and such
>anon thinks he can spam both sides then blame us for it
>>85550368Based, the weak must fear the strong.
>>85549996Mr. Feminist over here kek
>>85550457You frogot to attach the AI picture of a frog, fella.
Kekking imagining Judge Judy getting Swanton Bombed through a fucking table.
Amir Hussein would buy this
I spit in the face of those who aren't cool.
Hermione Granger turns 47 next week.
>>85550477No he wouldn't. He's never bought a single item that has cost him more than 100 quid in his life.
Amir Allen
>frogotoh my frog
Balding Andrew. Bacon bonce?
Grown men in their boxrooms talking about imaginary witches
>He spends his spare time defending women on the virgin incel unemployed forumWhat a life
>He spends his spare time blaming women on the virgin incel unemployed forumWhat a life
Chokeslamming Sandi Toksvig through a windmill.
With the thread being full of lefty types, one has to assume that the left hate women and forrens. Poor show lefties.
Pulp are like Blur but with a tenth of their talent and ten times the pretension
Baldrew Baldrew!Balding Andrew!Baldrew BALDREW!Baldrew BALDREW!Balding Andrew!
Are you from Sainsbury's? You're from Sainsbury's, aren't you? WAAAAAAWAAAAWAAAAAA!
>>85550521thanks for the graphics card xx
Why won't Baldrew release the chat logs? Wrongun.
>>85550539No worries, thanks for...well, you know exactly what for teeheehee
>larping as a balding pedo and implying have a sexual interaction with an underaged troonpeak grim
Incels foaming at the mouth 24/7 ITT
>>85550552Why would he release them? They are incredibly incriminating
>>85550598Sorry lad next time I'll larp as a pado with a full head of hair
I sent nude pics to older men last night to feel less empty. I am a 32 year old man
>padomongboy
>>85550618Not on asking people to do that mate is it.
>>85550612He claims innocence so prove it. Filthy nubnonce.
Setting up shop in /r9krinkle/
>>85550647*subpoenas the chatlogs*
>>85550649Any cute piss lassies there or just trannies?
>>85550654NTA but the 2 craziest black names (murrican) I have heard, are subpoena and cesarean. Do I think they were spelled that way? Oh hell naw.
Shanheequa Tybeereeus III
>>85550647He has never once actually claimed innocence
>>85549807Post pics of your next loaf lad
>>85550657What do you think lad? I mean what would you guess?
>>85550657There is one woman who posts there but she's a "mummy"
Incels spending all day ITT
fucking you niece to spite your brother and trying to kill your nephewwhat a life
they're called poLICE for a reason
Why is dramafag trying to argue about things from almost a decade ago? Kek.
what's the tranny to incel ratio on this board? I'm neither
rat getting teabagged
>/r9k/rinkle Haha
travelling hundreds of miles to Nottingham to give a young tranny a graphics cardwhat a lifekek
>>85550783Just wondering why DM didn't post the chatlogs and why balding Andrew traveled across country to meet a 15 year old. They (you?) get very angry about it instead of answering my questions. Weird.
Never even pissed my goo into a fanny
Didn't realise hamsters had such huge balls, kek. Apparently they use their own balls as a pillow. My old hamster was female so never noticed obvs.
>>85550784Think there's 2 here at the moment
>>85550858did you ever check out your hamster's vagina?
>Go on xvideos>Click the trans tab at the top >Click on the pretty catagory >Start gooning Oh aye x
>>85550883Surprised that "pretty" is even a category. Are there people specifically looking for ugly trannies?
Phwaor just got back me Foodington o' clock is it nowX
god he's so cool, i wish i could be like him
>>85550876I'm not Alexander Gordon Jahans.
>>85550899Most of them don't pass but the ones on the pretty catagory do. Xvideos is a little bit shit for tranny content desu
>>85550939what site if for the thinking man's tranny content?
Shippy had huge balls
Incels ITT because they're got no mates
>>85550835No I'm not part of it, I know of it because I was posting then, and I'm posting now wondering why you're stirring up drama years later.
>>85550977Yet you're strangely silent on Balding Andrew meeting a child of questionable age in foster care.
Incels ITT projecting
lnceIs
wincels
BaId
Any of you lads ever been to a "wank house"? It's a bit like a strip club except there's no bar, you can't buy a drink or anything. You basically pick from a line up of girls who dance fully nude, and then you can have a wank at the end
>>85551018What is a Lncel?
fiIter evasion
>alexander gordon jahansHaven't heard that name in a while. Wonder how the big titted freak is doing.
>>85551036Regular visitor to wank houses in Bristol
>>85551036needlessly nasty post
Shippy liked wanking
>>85551025i've been to a wank horse
>>85550033*harps on about this*https://www.tiktok.com/@zeezee25/video/7609398319768505622this doesn't have the 'jolt' Tourette's tics usually have. i am genuinely doing the P.C. thing where i feel offended on another group's behalf.
Incels monged out ITT
Blad noncing on discord
>>85545033I need to hide your thread brit anons, that thing is scaring me
>>85551040What's nasty about it? He wae a nasty little lolcow himself and he nonced a hamster and abused his dad. Absolute wrongun.
BaId nonce
>>85551067Yes but if you want to attack him don't attack us lads with gynecomastia in general, go at him specifically
britfeel is a body positive general
BIad
>>85551036someone claiming to be him posted on outer /r9k/ a few month ago
Incels getting angry and upset ITT like clockwork every day
Sean AIIan
>>85551073what cup size are you up to?
>>85551073You a big titted freak as well? LMAO.>>85551079He got very aggressive when he started hormones.
>>85551107I use a kind of one-size-fits-all support garment designed for men, in an XXL size
I love wearing corduroy. It's my favourite textile I reckon x
>>85551110Yes but I'm not ashamed of my body. I went through a long journey to accept myself the way I am, but I know many lads who haven't, and I don't want them to be upset or feel bad about your cruel jibes
My mum's birthday tomorrow. Forgot about it. I'll pop down the shop and grab a Milk Tray for her later x
>>85551127post your chebs lad
Iittle Iad
Incels ITT pretending to go out with their 'mates' just like their idol seasidemong
>>85551158It would be against the rules of the board lad
Mackem pencil neck
Smelly ugly freaks posting drivel on their Saturday afternoon
>>85551209And what are you doing thats any better than us little lad?
>>85551213Same thing but with a better hairline
>>85551153Should spring for some lindors lad
sorry for destroying your fanny ma here's a milk tray
Mackem pencil dick
>>85551218I'm thinking Milk Tray, Lindors or maybe Ferrero Roches.
>>85551227lidl have got potted roses
Mackem head on a stick
>Codswallop: The British slang term "codswallop" (meaning total nonsense or rubbish) is popularly thought by some etymologists to derive from a combination of cods (testicles) and wallop (slang for beer or heavy chatter), essentially translating to "testicle beer" or talking a load of old testicles.
>>85551227Just absolutely demolished a milk tray. Moving onto the Lindt's now and I would definitely recommend the Lindt's over cadburys milk tray.
>>85551243Alri definition lad
>>85551246alri Sandra, 54
>>85551209It's already evening here
Incels ITT sitting alone in pubs, bars, cinemas, for the rest of their lives
https://youtu.be/skNbS40KK0w?t=62&is=fzThx7sluRozBilq
Funny how as a sprog 50p was a lot of money. You could get 50 penny sweets. But not i get 1000s of pounds and it seems like nothing, it ain't right
lad with a service monkey arc?
The lads go to india arc?
>>8555126750p is two and half packages for evrimong, lad
>Got bullied out of /ck/ again
>>85551287don't worry lad, i'd swallow your spotted dick
Started going to the cinema by myself lately. I kind of prefer it.
>Got bullied out of /lgbt/ again
>>85551304With your mates. Or even better, on your own
>>85551312Haha I go to the ODEON sometimes but I normally go to this posh one with nice seats.
i go to a posher ODEON
Never really understood why going to the cinema was a "with mates" activity at all. I mean yeah you can discuss the film afterwards but you can discuss it just as well with a mate who saw it in a different location at a different time
Incels sitting alone in a pub
>>85551339Bored of gape posting?
Sometimes I go to the pub and have a couple pints to myself. Sit in a corner and read a book. It's nice.
18 seconds in total
>>85551346pissheadmaxxing ?
>>85551355Not really. Never have more than 3.
Incels sitting alone in their boxrooms
>>85551362I'm laying on me bed
boxrooms sitting around their incel
>>85551358Wish i could do that but i can't control me drinking
>>85551001Said it was weird years ago, when it happened.
Incel bodies
Vague mongs
just got reamed in an argument lads, had to slink away in defeatnot womfy, not womfy at all
Ratatouille is on in a minute. It's meant to be amazing.
>>85551492it pushes the rat agenda
I wish the rat from ratatouille would crawl inside my arsehole and live there forever that would be lush x
>>85551492Fair play it is fucking good
Incels crying over words on a screen
Watching blizzcon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G87BCljOeuA
Neighbours are having an absolute meltdown again. Screaming in the street. Sick of it.
>>85551545call the cops for a laugh, really put the cat amongst the pidgins
bit curious about this lad who keeps getting chased out of /ck/ it must be said
>>85551564its a bit like how hhl always gets laughed out of int and skulks back here
>>85551545I bet the residents of piddington don't see that kind of behaviour
Haven't had a takeaway in a few weeks. Might get one in. What should I get lads?
>rubbish TV rip of episode 1 of Lost Girl on YouTube>watch it>now want to re-watch moreoh bugger me bollocks.(apologies to the laddington i got talking to--i've been awake two days at this point WHO KNOWS when i will fall asleep) (soon)
how often do u lads get takeawaycouple times a week here x
>>85551610I assumed you already had ngl. Get some sleep, might start hallucinating if you don't desu.
Have you ever even kissed a girl?
I learnt to cook so I don't need to pay some illegal to cook for me
>>85551651>Have you ever even kissed a girl?Lewd
Think I'm falling out of vidya desu desu. Even when I enjoy a new game it's just like "eh but it's not that interesting is it?". This is sad. It takes absolutely ages for me to finish a game now too. Corrr.>>85551651Yeah. Don't care much for it desu.
Reprehensible incels ITT
In the last centuries, machines replaced the need for muscles in men.Agriculture machines came and replaced your muscles.As a proof, humanity has never been so obese. There is no more need for muscle or physical strength. Machines do the heavy lifting.Nowadays, AI, with LLMs are doing the same thing when it comes to knowledge.AI will soon replace mathematicians. Knowledge has become a commodity. Being smart will not be meaningful anymore, since AIs will be magnitudes smarter than you.Your muscles will be useless, your brain will be useless.All you will have left is your soul, your seed. Your cum.
might pop the ol' prostate massager in
>>85551866Was thinking about getting a big dildo but wouldn't want anyone to find if
maka doesn't even smoke weed the poser
>>85551881bet he never smoked a marlboro red in his life
Never sniffed a fanny in my life
>>85551889Why would he smoke marlboro reds when rollies are significantly cheaper
>>85551892next you'll say you've never had yeast infection bread
>>85551897this is a bit like saying 'why would get a panasonic or samsung when tcl or hisense are significantly cheaper'
tranman see a yeasty fanny and think ye, this is for me, this is what im about
tranman looking at a yeasty fanny and think ye, i want this, i need this
>>85551634will do kidder>>85551698lol>>85551749https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1ZbdGBAqZQ> Public Service Broadcasting - Progress >>85551897imagine a drummer who only played the hi hat
>>85552045whats a hi hat
i used to be a spenny guy but im firmly team kenny now
>>85551881Bruv so skint
>>85551897why are you pretending to be me? had enough of replying to malboromong, changes the goalpost every time i argue with him. he can't roll so he buys pre-rolled. if he just admitted this i would have more respect for him
>>85552086turned into a kenny guy after spenny threatened to kill himself. spenny's a fucking knob x
>>85552180pretty much yeah, from the show you think kenny is a right arsehole then you hear about what a pilchard spenny is and it completely recontextualizes everything
Hope Blad isn't the lad with the male tits.
Spenny was all a LARP I reckon. Either way it was all in good fun. Him and Kenny are good mates.
>>85551564Posted my pizza attempt and someone replied "ewwwwww"
Adulthood is realising both Kenny and Spenny are deplorable humans. Spenny threatening to kill himself, Kenny spiking Spenny with LSD. It's entertaining to watch, but they're both pieces of shit.
>>85552238You've also got to realise it's a show de lid but honestly Kenny spiking LSD (the octopus episode?) was fucking hilarious.
>did you know mark is actually worse than jeremy when you think about it
Didn't Kenny trick Spenny into sleeping with a tranny?
>>85552250Mark is worse than Jeremy.
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