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Hadrian's wall edition

Previous edition
>>85532889
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unwashed incels will post ITT
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>>85539864
i used to think this was the border between england and scotland but i was wrong all of it is in england
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Rest in piece Charlie Kirk x
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25 years lads, the first plane hit at 14:02
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Been walking with a limp lately because of my feet hurting. Time to reduce the ridiculous amount of walking I've been doing I reckon. Sneedhaps it's time to go back to the gym. Walkmaxxing, like too much running, isn't good for us imo.
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Charlie Kirk day over
9 11 day begins corr
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Just watched Spartacus up to the intermission. Will watch the rest tomorrow night. The 4K looks IMMACULATE. Can see the details in the fabrics up close and honestly Kirk Douglas was a very strange looking man. Such an upgrade over my old DVD. Forgot about all the homosexual subtext. Tony Curtis runs away so he doesn't get arse raped, kek.
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Rest in piss Sean Kirk x
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>>85539878
including yer stinky self
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>>85539908
Couple of months till november yet.
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Charlie Allan x
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Is it okay to make fun of Charlie Kirk?
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>>85539954
Yeah, he was a knob
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>>85539932
Will be Christmas before we know it. Another year in this hell realm over again.
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Didn't know Sean Allan died in 9/11. One of those Jewstein bear effects?
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>>85539959
didn't deserve to die though
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>>85539864
Italian here. How do you brits feel being cucked by my ancestors?
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>>85539973
He did to be honest lad sorry x
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you just made a million charlie kirks x
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>>85539985
Agree he was a knob and knew the risks of all the crap he spouted.
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THEY ARE RELEASING A MR. BENN 4K LIMITED EDITION BOX SET.
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Charlie Kirk did 9/11
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>>85539981
it is what it is desu de lid
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Cannot believe Charlie Allan wasn't original somebody said it on britfeel last year
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>>85539981
one of our better cuckings, honestly. better you than the Normans.
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https://youtu.be/tlOdillu4FI
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>>85539981
The English are a Germanic people who came after the Romans.
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>>85540067
Proud mongs
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>>85539864
Was inspiration for the wall in GoT init
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I've got to the point where i know I'll sleep in til 1pm i may as well stay up to til 4am to get more hours out of the day
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I'm the nightman
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>>85540634
GOTTA PAY THE TROLL TOLL TO GET IN
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DAYMAN
AAAAAAAAH
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN
AAAAAAAAH
CHAMPION OF THE SUN
AAAAAAAAH
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>>85540642
Alright I'm gonna shoot off to bed if that's alright with you lad. I don't see the thread surviving the night
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>>85540669
move past it lad
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You can tell what something will feel like to lick just by looking at it
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The rain is very comfy
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CHEEKY BUMP (OF THREAD)
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Too many demon whores on TikTok. Got a horrible toothache. Not happy at all.
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Psychopaths really be keeping tarantulas as pets and calling them cute.
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The idler
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Gaping a tarantula's arsehole.
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BITTTTTTTLESWORRTT
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corr knackered af after last night's shenanigans need to get on the nap grind asap for now stuck at work thoughs, it friday x
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Some people have sex multiple times a week while I never have sex, how is that fair?
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>>85541542
Not fair and not right
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I'm so low-key that you might not see me, mate.
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me? dont give a shit about 9/11 desu not a big fan of americans in general im not
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>>85541614
Fuck yous
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Love polluting, the future generations can eat shit
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9/11 lit yo it be bussin
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how do you guys feel about an american guy moving to the uk to be with a british guy
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Never forget the day office wagies got btfo. Love me some raw on the ground footage.

https://vimeo.com/1117695711
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>>85541647
It was a good day to be NEET
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>>85541650
Well I was a little lad then so I had to go to school. The rat race wagies knowing death is imminent. They died a slave.
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>>85541671
How it should be mate
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>>85541650
Every day is a good day to be NEET
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Will be on the prowl for Fanta soon
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>wahey got my promotion finally after all these hard years working here, reckon I'll be able to retire early by the time I'm fift-ACK!!
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The average girl is atrocious at sex, genuinely pathetically bad. I think it's because they've been raised thinking they're the prize and just being naked in bed with them is enough so they don't put any effort in to learning how to be good at it. I have shagged one single lass that was actually good at sex and the rest have been utterly boring and effortless or outright bad. Has no correlation with how they looked either.
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She was barely a month old when 9/11 happened. Why can't I have a nice british rose gf lads? ;_;
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>24 years old
>1000+ body count

What about you lads?

>>85541775
Not only are they bad at it but they can choose whenever they want it. Sex is always available for women. For some men, they will never be able to get sex.
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Scottish lass was probably too busy sucking her mothers tit to care about 9/11.
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Got the Fanta, cheers mate.
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Just fucking mad how 9/11 changed everything. These zoomer asmr bints will never understand.
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Imagine the asbestos disturbances on this day, 25 years ago.
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It was 25 years ago
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ruthmong lived in turkey 25 years ago and he still lives there today
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>>85541918
He never been abroad
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>>85541928
>He never been abroad
Have you?
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>>85541918
I am a British man in the south which is being taken over by immigrants and becoming very expensive to live in.

>>85541928
That is true.
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They want powers to ban balaclava-wearing lads in Dover immigration protests but what about if they all turned up dressed like this? What would the police do then?
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>>85541980
there is zero proof that youre actually british and you refuse to post on boards with flags
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>>85542010
Clown Ingerland
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>>85542010
Who cares? Get a life
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This is how I dressed on my night walks. For some reason, there were times lone women got scared and called the police on me. Some of those times I've been arrested for simply being on a night walk.
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Me, never been abroad and never had sex
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>>85542018
Not right leed
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I live in Slough
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Fuck Hampshire tyrants. Fuck them all. LYING FOID.
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Only reason she hasn't seen me since doing my LAWFUL FILMING is because I don't want them fuckers taking my shit again. CUNT BITCH. I will fucking upload the video now.
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Nightwalkmong and Ruthmong here again at the same time? What a coincidence!
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Fuck the bizzies innit
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They couldn't fucking do SHIT. NFA me but tainted my DBS. The cunt must pay for what she did to me.
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How the fuck am I going to get a fucking JOB when my DBS is constantly full of weird lying cunts lies about me? Fuck this shit country.
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She is fucking lucky I don't fucking smash her face in.
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Not a fucking day goes by where I don't think that foid custody cunt needs a good bashing in giving me evils and of course the lying cunt probably got to see my fucking photo too. I am fucking mad thinking about it.
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And how do I know the police didn't give her a copy of my details? Fucking bitch is stalking me right now I reckon. Apparently they can just tell a "victim" your details but not the other way round. She come to my castle and I will use "reasonable" force.
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Dire LARP this
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>>85542086
Nah lad this shit actually happened. They arrested me when I went back to the same area later. They woke my mum up too at 2 am and came in turning all my fucking shit on. PIGS.
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Oh yes apparently under PACE they can just come in do a search, turn on your stuff as part of the investigation. No they don't even have to take it. They didn't but they took my gopro. I was fuming when I got back. My key hosted online expired because I was out for more than my designated amount of time. Lost my data.
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Schizo hours is it? Can you really not understand why a woman would be scared if you approached her at night dressed in all black with your face covered?
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might have an early lunch desu hungry af me atm senpai
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Witless try hard hours.
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a japanese lass started working here, she has incredibly white hips, fat arse and huge jugs, never seen that on a jap, might try to chat her up
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>>85542149
CORRRRR! Best she has a big bush as well as a well used anus. Snap some cheeky pics for us lad.
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>>85542163
>used anus
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The average U.S. traveler is a 47-year-old woman
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>3,000 innocent civilians died

yeah that's awful. but how many Americans can name the tragedies since then with a six-figure death toll?
o wait those were forrens, not red-white-n-blue true-blooded Americanos.
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Me? Never been abroad
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Sean's well used anus
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had a nonce dream since anon mentioned HIS nonce dream (maybe it spreads like a mind virus).

nothing explicit, just that i too was a young man again and a random lad from school confronted me in a pub (so i suppose we were 18) and made a spectacle of the fact he put some spooky tracking virus in a collection of ILLEGAL VIDEOS i then downloaded.

and everyone in the pub was aghast but then i went, "hang on D*niel, that means YOU acquired the ILLEGAL VIDEOS first...? so you watched them to check what they were? i might not have even watched them, for all you know."
and all the pubgoers wenr, "...oh shit, he has a point." we were both pariahs then.

i think the other inspiration is Sky keeps emailing me about needing to talk about my service. probably because i cancelled fibre. but damn if i'm not well overdue a "you torrented something by Disney" letter.
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>unz.com/article/9-11-was-an-inside-outside-job/

Good article this

X
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Mental hairstyle
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Like what the fuck is that
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Me? Never been arrested
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does anybody here actually ever click on soundspacker's links?
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imagine if you asked a mate
>hey mate you into terrorism?
and he responded
>oh aye lad thank god someone else is on the same page. i'm part of a cell, we've already blown up three airports.
and you went
>...no mate i meant it like, 'are you into military history?'
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BRAAAAAAAP
x
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Me? Never been stopped by the police
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>>85542205
Me neither, but have been harassed by police for literally no reason, like actually literally no reason, not even doing the pig meme.
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>>85542206
yeah but i just like him and i just like reading/watching things.

the exceptions are AI-generated news stories from 'alternative' websites, and those AI military history videos. tried them, not for me.

actual news stories or interesting footage, a few of the conspiracy articles, even Reddit threads about robots/personal happenings? those get a perusal from me x
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>>85542212
Love me some Virgo Peridot, what a fucking PAWG she is cooorrrr!
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>>85542212
Unironically imagine the smell, de lads
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666 thats the number of the Beast
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The Beast is evil and wicked. The Beast bathes in the black sun. Wicked beast is the embodiment of cruelty. He is a sadistic bully.
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Incels ITT wasting away
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Some people are just sadistic bullies. They love the pain of others because it makes them feel big. This is the beast within. Everyone has the touch of the beast.
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wonder if ebin trims his nose hair
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>>85542250
I hurt myself more. I like that. I could hurt others. I think of it often. But I'm a good boy. For now.
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>>85542250
they need to remember that, as with themselves, bullies are created by BEING bullied and/or having no dad.

so they could put a stop to it for generations ahead by NOT bullying. and by being a good father.
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blended the leftover Biscoff crumbs from my waffle the other night into my morning choco-frappe

thought it'd be all nice and crunchy like a Biscoff milkshake. but the blender just liquefied it all.
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>they have a poor home life
So? Because of them others have a bad not at home life.
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>>85542250
Me? Friendly guy, never hurt a fly.
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something cringy about a self-aware, 'active' bully. it's like someone discovering they're 1/8th French then putting on a fake French accent, or something

trve bullies just do it. they don't think about it, they'd look at you and take the piss and not once would they think, 'o aye, i'll get some bullying in there, time to hit the drawing board.'
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Bully the bullies
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>>85542284
NEVER punch a Nazi

just not very nice IMO
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Bully Sean
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>>85542262
this is not true picking on people is just fun
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>very long sleep
>feet still hurt
Well, running *and* long distance walking are no good desu desu. It not right. A return to the gym is in order. Corrr.
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Bussed in Bantus bequeathing Belpers batty bountiful bellends.
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>>85542305
just get on that walkinggrind.
can't believe i was slim just through walking absolutely everywhere.

Newcastle has what i like to call 'the Morrisons triangle' and you'd better BELIEVE i've spent hundreds of trips walking (often miles, every day/every other day) to them all.

(Brunton Lane > Byker > Cowgate don't @ me.)
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>>85542212
Realistically this porn set stinks of shit, right? A big fat arse like that and a wide gape has to reek of shit even when cleaned. Not natural.
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Got 450 quids worth lined up for the 88 Films sale. Rounding out my Shaw Bros. and Japanarchy collection as well as grabbing some more CAT III including Riki Oh in 4K. It SHOULD come in at under 300.
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>>85542324
Well that's what I mean, I have been walking loads, and it's hurting my legs and feet. I need to tone it down. Swimming would be ideal, but that means going to a public pool. And I have a similar (similar in the sense of repetitive) route. Seen the same trees a million times by now. It does get quite boring.
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>>85542325
why would it?

never understand posts like these. if you've ever eaten healthily (just as a phase, say) you just poo out your poo. like it really is just gone.

if you're unhealthy and you had a Biscoff waffle followed by a Dulcolax, you could still shower, like an at-home enema.

there's probably weird stuff in your gob, you can brush your teeth, maybe floss, rinse it out with mouthwash. it's not like everything dirty is permadirty 24/7.
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You lads do realise that the incel gimmick spammer is the same spammer who talks about sean constantly, yes.
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>>85542335
Can't fool me, buddy. The rectum is full of smelly intestinal juices, nevermind shit. And with an arse that fat there's no way she can even wipe it properly.
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>>85542134
I didn't approach her. She ran away. Wasn't even near the bitch foid.

>>85542044
Sometimes we all wake up at the same time don't we? A lot of neets here too.
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Imagine having intercourse with her
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>>85542365
Nope, she has a weird facial expression.
Judging a book by it's cover is a valid form of self preservation.
Ignore the hippies.
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>>85542365
I won't imagine that. Gigachad.jpg.
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>>85542365
A firm kick to the tummy would sort her out.
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>I was weeks from marrying a violent serial rapist - my loved ones saved my life

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crk3j0eyl2po

Women will almost marry a serial rapist and misogynist than ever want your company. You might have a bit of hate towards women but you know that's just your loneliness affecting your mental health. It really does show they only initially put up with it all because the guy is good looking. Same old story with these women. Chad only...even if he is a terrible misogynist and woman beater. God forbid they date a "nice guy" that isn't at least an 8/10.
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SSM says he doesn't drink everyday and im supposed to believe that? No way in hell
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>>85542333
>Swimming would be ideal, but that means going to a public pool.

quickly register as an alky lad, they give you five of these. poorly photocopied on newspaper-style paper with no code or signature or anything.

popped into a leisure centre and they had no idea what they were, but they went
>uh, fine yeah, you can come in whenever, just bring that.
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>>85542377
How often do you drink, pal?
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That ain't a chad bruv
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>>85542365
Not too shabby. Hips a little wide for my liking.
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>>85542353
the only one full of shit here pal is YOU
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>>85542383
Everydays
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>>85542365
women should dress more modestly
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Life is so short dee lads so I'm gonna waste it away dwinking myself to death
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Been watching this like Jon Hamm lookalike giganormie American Catholic on YouTube. He's alright though.

>>85542381
It's not about the money innit. The way people behave in public is getting worse I think. I can barely even stand going to the shops anymore. It sad.
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>>85542390
Should be raped and beaten too
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I don't even fucking drink and I'm a fucking mentally ill wreck. Fucking state of me. Can't even blame alcoholism. Oh well at least I won't ever work.
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>>85542394
no mate they just need to learn morals
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>>85542385
>>85542390
low test posts
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HE DIDN'T DRINK ON MONDAAAAAAY
HE DIDN'T DRINK ON TUESDAAAAAAY
HE HAD A DRINK ON WEDNESDAAAAAAAY
BUT HE DIDN'T DRINK ON THURSDAAAAAAY
HE DIDN'T DRINK ON FRIDAAAAAAAY
BUT HE DRANK ON SATURDAAAAAY
DIDN'T DRINK ON SUNDAAAAAAY
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>>85542341
i nootice patterns and yeah, probably.

gimmick A stops, gimmick B begins. or all gimmicks cease and some troller starts having a go at his target of the day.

i'd say that last one proves it's a very dedicated human (which is where i lean) but nowadays you probably could just tell an AI
>there's this 4chan poster who posts moe anime images sometimes, give me some good 'you're a nonce' style attacks. lean heavily on armchair psychoanalysis so i look brainy.

mods = LAZY, that's the real issue here (will take a probe for this. report my post.)
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>>85542403
>nootice
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here's a trick lads reply to yourself in lowercase
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>>85542401
civilization ist built by high testosterone men its built by moral intelligent hardworking men who know how to collaborate
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>>85542415
it's built by my cock up your mum's arse little lad
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>>85542393
>The way people behave in public is getting worse I think.
wdym lad?

pre-Covid especially, i used to try and get out every day. even in the throes of depression there was something comforting about seeing people just out and about.

world's been doom 'n' gloom our entire lives innit. but then you go into toon and oh, it's just blokes fixing a roof, lassies off to go clothes shopping, group of young'uns eating a Greggs on the Green.

too much time has passed to pin it on 'lockdown made us weird' any more. i no longer get that feeling of reassurance. i still skew positive about human beings in general (IMO it's just pragmatic we're 'good' as a collective). but damn, i always just want to teleport home now, not be around others.
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shan't be dignifying that with a response
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>>85542423
diggin my fyin on your mum's fat arse
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off work in 30, garn straight to bed, knackered af
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>>85542419
Like just totally getting in the way. Standing idly in the middle of the aisle in a supermarket. Things like that. And it's just too busy everywhere, and too many cars. All round just not womfy to go outside anymore. White LED lights. Etc. Oh and people unironically on electric bikes which are basically as fast as a motorbike, on the paths, doing a wheelie. Just insanity.
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Use generous lube when plapping a girl's smelly arsehole, lids.
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>>85542406
Yet again the outsider shows he doesn't know anything about the site.
You come from sharty or something?
What next, mongboy moar? would you mongboy somebody that said for the lulz?
You know nothing of the site or memes.
Noisy newfag.
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>>85542435
lmao imagine getting this salty
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>>85542431
i get what you mean. had to get a bus the other week (friend fainted at work, wanted to get there ASAP). and yeah what a shambles.

stuff you'd associate with like knobhead teenagers except now it's EVERYONE. as if we'll need to hit some strange point of legislating manners the way Americans have whatever 'jaywalking' is.

>It shall be considered an offence to stand in the centre of a supermarket aisle for more than three full minutes, or to let a child under your care run around a public house playing audio from a mobile device.

population density is a factor, but a lot of it is cultural/technology changes too. so hopefully these are just weird teething issues and the NEXT generations have it better (or at least learn to cope.)
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Wonder what wuths bodycount is. Probably 2-3 I reckon.
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>>85542436
Git gud little fella.
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Don't like when people start being snarky and mean for no reason. I'm just a soft little lad.
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had to move my clothes horse to get a better of the blue door.

what if, in the time the clothes horse was blocking my view, the postie was BDing it up? how would i know?
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enjoy your mice and rats, fellas
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>>85542454
>BDing it up
what?
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>>85542450
same. that scene in GoodFellas, i'd have been worried
>oh man, Joe Pesci, did i actually upset you? you've taken this ONE (1) step beyond good-natured banter IMO.
then i'd come off like a big softy (which is true). he'd naturally go
>you WILL grass on us to the feds, you sissy fuck.

and he'd be right.
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Corrrrr! That's my 88 Films order confirmed! Big haul, cancelled some of next months pre-orders to pay for it but that's fine. Getting the deluxe boxes for less than seventeen quid is a win as when they go standard that's the price. LUSH. 35 percent off overall, not bad. Us Hong Kong lids have been wanting good the past couple of years!
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>>85542455
AND THEY'RE LIKE
'IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS'
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>>85542475
I know this is AI or whatever but they're so CUTE! Soup bellys swaying back and forth oh my days.
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His major weakness? Orthography.
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That term "body count" is so disgusting desu desu. Absolutely terrible.
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what was the deal with that 'thos' posting a while back? is that still a thing?
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>>85542480
we went from lovers to body count. inhumanity seeps into everything
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>>85542490
Just vulgarity everywhere innit. Although in a sense it in many cases is more honest.
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yesterday's solicitor's letter came around 12:45pm.

so touching base with some brass-tacks, blue-sky thinking, i'd offer today's postie 12:30-1:30pm as a ballpark figure.
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Seethers found out my Apu is a pure strain west indian toad, they keep telling him to go back to trinitoad and toadbago. Poor little lid is in tears saying 'mi jus come ova for a betta life n ting,seen?'
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>>85542480
>>85542490
>>85542492
i still think it's a funny one tbqh. like obviously mass shootings are bad, we know that, but the meme used to be
>go for the high score
and yes it's edgy /b/tard humour but the METAPHOR ITSELF is amusing.

plenty of more visceral sexual terms about guts and filling and whatnot. and what ever happened to 'damaged goods'? 'sloppy seconds'? far worse if you're taking the sexism angle, really.
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>>85542506
I mean the origin of it isn't great either no. Yeah, it's basically impossible to say these sorts of things nicely. Like when you realise where most swear words originate from. Old people were right to admonish swearing, I think I'll try to reduce doing so.
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https://youtu.be/g8rR-Z6lFpg

*drives around Liberty City at night*
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Almost unbelievable to see the jurors from the Clancy trial give interviews. No understanding of basic legal concepts, no understanding of the role of a juror, open disregard for the law, obviously pre-determined outcome, clearly harassing the holdout juror not because of his position but because he wouldn't bend to their collective will, open glee at the idea of making sure Clancy is found not guilty, swooning over the defence lawyer etc. etc.

We cannot function like this.
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>>85542515
i remember watching Deadwood on Sky1 here and there (probs a good series, just don't remember much). the big thing at the time is that it was the sweariest show ever, like it had the highest rate of 'fuck's per minute for any television series.

it was purely anachronistic though. the writers said they did their research and, in reality, cowboys spoke like Yosemite Sam from the Bugs Bunny cartoons. less 'fuck off and die, ya cunt' and more
>dag-nabbit, ya yellow-bellied son-of-a-gun!

so who even knows, lad. 'cunt' might become polite English and we'll have to invent NEW swear words. i've noticed a lot of American children's films throwing around 'damn' and 'G-d' when they used to be weird about that type of thing.
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Mi wanna be closer to Jah, seen?
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where are the bostman? DDD:
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>>85542596
Uh oh the outsider may mongboy you for this.
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>>85542599
whatever the case, i appreciate you samefagging my post <3
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>>85542472
Hey big spender! https://youtu.be/1Rj_jlUGW48?t=83&is=Eqg8iUlC7CizONB5
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I'm serious when I say there needs to be a reckoning with politicians in the next ten years or so. Like people need to go to fucking prison for the rest of their lives.
>impoverishing the country
>covering up rape gangs
>open petty corruption
>betrayal of democratic will and destruction of the country via mass immigration
>using our money to bomb people with no mandate
>highest taxes in living memory
>money printing
>enshrining laws to arrest people for speaking their mind
All of this shit is heinous and I get fucking mad when people don't understand the sheer degree of malice involved with all of this and how bad all of the above and more really is.
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>>85542556
Remember the South Park episode with the swear counter?
>>85542610
Gotta treat yourself, don't you?
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The right wing incel posters ruin britfeel
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They should have rage rooms. But with humans in them. And you can kill them
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>>85542639
Fluffy pony rage room oh my days.
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>>85542632
the RWIPs can eff right off. ain't letting no Whippers ruin MY thread x
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>>85542639
cor it'd be a good Black Mirror episode this.
the message of the story would be
>aren't humans horrible?
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post-1pm
postie AWOL

it never used to be this way. cant handle my booze any more so i reckon i'll just pop a couple of benzos. weird how this new packet of benzos is weaker, even though the dosage of each pill is the same.
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>>85542654
awlight wot if you felt sympathy for all the blokes in the rage room roight? but then ya found it they were nonces?
makes u fink dunnit
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Trump probably thinks 9/11 is a gang.
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>>85542685
It's a
*takes a weird pause*
Indian shop theyareopen
*takes another break*
9 days a week, 11 months a year, they sell cow dung
It's cow shit they sell cow shit, ok it is what it is, they love the cow shit. Me cow shit? Mhhmmm not really. Them and cow shit, they love it, whole economy built on it.
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>>85542683
howzabout roite
>'don't worry the blokes is holograms.'
then it ends and the rage room manager says
>'nah m8 they wasn't.'
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trump thinks 9/11 is a bodega
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Carrying the flame for Sean Kirk x
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wot if ur nan were a laptop
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>>85542729
she'd be a dell because her names adele
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Greg Kirk
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wot if u uploaded ur brain
but
it had adverts??
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>>85542729
Black Mirror truly be like
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>>85542736
Ublock noggingin
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Charlie Austin
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>>85542730
my nana's name was Iris so she could go by iRis :)
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Greg the Gaper gaping a hole in Warlie Wirk's neck
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UWU notice the spam
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>>85542742
wot if then right
the simulatotron said
>please kill me, i don't want to be a Biscoff(R)-munching simulation of your dead nan.
but right the filter detected 'k*ll' and 'd**d' so nobody ever heard that part???
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My nana's name was Ruth but everyone knew her as Gapemistress Supreme. The dustiest gapes in all of the southwest.
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ur nan hacks ur brainchip and finds out ur a nonce
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>>85542757
I use an AI local model to tell me what I want to hear and confirm my beliefs, I should be ok.
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Sean Kirk x
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>Clancy's defenders erase her agency in the name of structural oppressionWomen have been told for so long that they are powerless that they have stopped holding themselves to any standard of accountability.
>They have been taught that logic is oppressive, that reason is masculine, and that their worst impulses are always someone else's fault. This is the legacy of feminism: not empowerment, but infantilisation.
>/counter-currents.com/2026/09/the-infantilisation-of-female-agency/
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1:30pm, is it? bit late for 'the morning post' if you ask me.

mind you, last Thursday, the downstairs neighbours signed for their Tracked48 parcel delivered at 1:48pm (not a crime to scan a QR code on a card left in a public place, is it?)

going to give the postie until 2pm.
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The NHS mental elf thing is funny. They'll help you, but only when you snap and hurt somebody, or end up in hospital.
Weird.
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There's just no love for white middle aged straight men full of rage.
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>>85542768
im sorry lad but millions of inbred 3rd world genetic freaks need it more
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Always knew Channel 5 was a load of shite. I suspect a lot of the scripts for their dramas nowadays are AI as well. Strange times we live in, ain't it?
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>>85542781
well they got the last part right
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>>85542781
Any business will (and do) think like that. Pay for 1 AI once, or pay useless unreliable wasters multiple times?
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bbc= morrisons
itv= tesco
channel 4= asda
channel 5= lidl

idk what this means but it kinda makes sense
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>>85542781
Aw man, I quite enjoy 5's documentaries, they are quite comfy. Let's hope they don't fuck up All Creatures Great and Small.
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>>85542802
nah lad.

BBC = Sainsbury's
ITV = Tesco
Channel 4 = ordering online or off some app (anywhere)
Channel 5 = Aldi
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i get how people say 'November is the Thursday of the year' or whatever it is. pretty easy to see why that is.

but saying both are purple? why does THAT make sense lads
(Wednesday is green, you'll say Monday is blue because Blue Monday, but blue goes to Tuesday)
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>implying lidl isn't the best supermarket
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>family always visit when I'm trying to relax
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now living my best life.
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>cheeky lowball counter offer on ebay
Couldn't be me, could it? Hehehe...
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Corrrr, got a nice OOP box set for a decent price.
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doing some science, me.
all vials and measures, solubility n that.
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>>85542937
Very pleased that I am at a point in my recovery where I can look at this and just feel sad for you rather than be jealous or relapse. Hope you get yourself sorted out soon lad x
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Home bargains for me

Bit povvo tier but their shops are in much better shape than B&M

Not paying near 2 quid for some biscuits when they sell them for 89p for the exact same bars (well in date before anyone mentions, they do seem to like short dates on things)
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>>85542937
How much of your back pay have you pissed away?
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>>85542390
I agree. But men should dress properly too.
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Charlie Kirk noshing me off
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>>85543226
nigger raping niggers dying of aids
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Incels monging out ITT
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>>85542553
Good thing in this country governments tell judges what to judge/sentence, amirite?
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>>85543145
in all earnestness (x1000), bloody good job lad, glad you made it.
i neither seek nor need your pity (not snapping at you, just being matter-of-fact). BUT if you're wired that way, sympathetic because you've been there, there's probably something you can do to help addicts in your community (or just look after your mates, even if it's 'only', say, junk food).

me? just brewed some magic potions. could carry these in to the O2 Academy, say they're a Vicks thing, they'd be none-the-wiser.

>>85543214
not sure. now i can have food whenever, but i'm not yet SENSIBLE about food like in the old days. already chubby from carbs/snacks/sugar. so it's like the inverse of the whole 'homeless people don't WANT to get better' thing people say to feel good about themselves.

0 quid in the bank, -2000 quid in the bank, 2,000,000 quid in the bank. you're still you. that's where the problem lies, and the you-ness includes your own agency/actions. i HAVE been Misaki'd and an NHS service DID get me sober. both external forces.
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>>85542937
Just an hero lad, you're a worthless parasite and that's about it.
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>If you are ever unfortunate to be caught up in football violence, it is frightening. These men are not normal.
>But somehow the English have a reputation as the craziest, most fearless, and most violent hooligans in football. And hooliganism is making a comeback which may be well timed. I am seeing increasing numbers of videos showing football violence which could have come straight from grounds in the 1980s.
>counter-currents.com/2026/09/britains-other-army/
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Sean should do gaping livestreams
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Spent 400 quid on Blu-rays today. That's a record even for me.
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>>85543273
cor, telling someone to kill themselves, is it?

there's always a cause-and-effect lad, your feelings are better placed in prevention rather than in punishment. might not be as visceral and lulzy, i know, but you're a grown-up.
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>>85543291
What kind of DVDs did you buy?
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>>85543291
How do you afford this on bennies lad?
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>>85543332
Just an hero lad
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>>85542472
I want to watch more HK stuff, but I need subtitles to understand what they are saying and few dvds from there have subs.
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Need to find some cunt to kill me, but doing that is akin to suicide. Full of hatred, I snap at my mum, I'm making her life worse, especially after my stepdad died. It would of been his birthday a few days ago. I went to my mum's for a meal and had to leave early as I was going to snap her dog's neck.
An hero and damn my soul for eternity, or hang on, make my family's life worse, change them, go to hell for being a cunt.
No happy ending for me, lads.
Kill somebody, soul damned for eternity.
If I go to a supermarket again, I'll throttle one of the free range cunts in there. Walking about with no order, cunts just stop in the middle of the aisle.
Got evils from, some woman as she just stopped in front of me, and I said for fucks sake! and had to veer round her.
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>>85543404
nobody cares retard, kill yourself
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Incels getting upset ITT
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>>85543380
Why not just buy from UK boutiques or Nova Media (Korean boutique that has English subs).
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>>85543408
Nah, I'll kill somebody else. Same outcome, but a massive release.
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>>85543415
then die of an aids prolapsed asshole after u stupid nigger
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doin your mom d-d-d-doin your mom
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>>85543414
>UK boutiques
such as?
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>>85543426
Eureka, 88 Films, Arrow Video, Radiance. I have a huge Hong Kong collection now but your specific milage may vary as a lot of stuff I have has also went OOP.
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>>85543431
I will take a look, thanks.
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>>85543420
It nine eleven
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>>85543437
superman.avi
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regular drinking intensifies episodes of depression
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>>85543455
depression leads to regular drinking
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>>85543419
>asshole
You are weak.
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>>85543461
It a cycle
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>>85543463
I care about you. You matter.
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when i drink im not depressed
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When I drink I get piles.
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>>85543463
get raped by a wild pack of niggers whilst some cunts record it then axe your own head off faggot
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>>85543490
Wow, so edgy.
I thought you faggots died out in the mid 2010's?
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>>85543507
>u slimey paki nigger fuck
Yer mum's a what?
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so i can't just load up Grand Theft Auto V and have a faff about?

i'm just now learning i'm on the 'Legacy Edition' and it'll be an 8 GB update if i fancy running the game. can't just play the installed version in the meantime, can i? and this 'launcher' sprang into action like anyone would WANT to wait 25 minutes instead of simply playing the version they have (zero user input, it just started downloading).

this is me NOT pirating. why are games like this? why are people fine with this?
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>>85543510
blow your own brains out nigger tranny cock sucking faggot
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Incels pretending to have organic conversations
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>>85543517
Just update it mate what's the big deal?
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>OW THE EDGE IM SO COOL POSTING SUCIDE WEBMS GOD I WISH I WAS LOVED AS A CHILD AND PERHAPS I WOULDN'T HAVE TURNED OUT LIKE THIS.
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>>85543543
that's what i'm doing lad. it's just daft that i want to a play a single-player game on my computer, and it won't let me, there and then.
the fact i had to sign in to some old account was weird too.

>what's the big deal?
o it's going to get so much worse. Steam already tricked gamers into thinking THEIR GameSpy/Xfire shite was 'the good one'. if you're a young person and you feel relief that 'it's on Steam! phew' you are in for some nightmares in the future.

me? i just want to run a computer program. on my computer.
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>>85543572
You can spot the newfags a mile off. Gore and porn posting in every thread they go in. Edgemaxxing.
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>>85543580
It's the same on console lad you put a disc in and it just downloads it from online. Oh you wanted to play that game you like? Better wait for a 20gb update to download. Luckily I'm on gigabit direct to house so it's not an issue but must be shit being an americuck with data limits.
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Incels failing at a suicide attempt only to be brought back as a permanent vegetable reliant on third world care workers
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corr saw an absolute cracker today, always worth going out after 3:15, if you know what i mean
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AND AM HUNGRY LIKE DA WOOOOOOOOOLFFFF https://youtu.be/7SRSxDLM-eA?t=15
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Gapey McGapedarse.
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>>85543529
Oh my, the edge, and blood, oh no, what shall I do.
There's a blonde girl on that vid, and it looked like somebody else had the gun to her head.
Give me a few min to watch it again (wank?, nah it's not that lass with her tits out hanging out of the passenger side of a car that got smashed by that lamppost. That was good, bet you don't have that saved do you? PLEASE!)
Ok, brb.
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Gaping Charlie Kirk
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>>85543529
That did look like somebody shot her. Weird. I need to look again, for scientific purposes. I watched it. Different coloured top. Way to ruin a wank faggot. That's murder.

ANON'S POSTING MURDER VIDEOS, PASS IT ON.
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>>85543646
Reckon he was into pegging
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>>85543604
Is this your latest "gimmick" and "spam" to keep you entertained all day every day until HHLs ban is up then back to gape spamming and accusing HHL of being the spammer?
You're a mastermind, honestly. You gormless prat.
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Gonna relax with a few choons on me thinks

https://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18
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Not right that Charlie Kirk's arse got gaped by a bullet. Almost as bad as when the World Trade Centre got gaped by a plane.
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>>85543660
think he was more into rimming (jews)
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@grok make a gif about somebody doing the 6 7 dance but put the crumbling world trade towers on their hands and make them say 9 11
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>L..l..l..look how clever I am lads. I'm predicting the spam returning when HHL is back. I...i..it not be spamming. I..i..i..it him xD
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>>85543673
Not as bad as when the Earth itself was gaped by the gape in the Ozone layer.
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Incels not happy ITT
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Jelly Babies... Now those are some proper sweets.
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>FUAAAARRRKKIIN HELL.
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>>85543507
Based, thank you jannies!
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1488155/Small-town-loser-who-consumed-so-much-pot-and-booze-he-was-a-zombie.html

needlessly nasty article, performative cruel in fact.
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>>85543704
That's a pretty heckin gapearino!
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>>85543704
Didn't the ozone nearly totally repair itself over the last 15-20 years though?
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>might go outside.
>...on second thought, nah.

mad how realistic these games have gotten.
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>>85543728
>strong lager, cocaine, ecstasy and cannabis.
What normies now do every weekend.
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>>85543742
It was brilliant in GTA IV when you could go into your flat without loading.
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>>85543667
Tis friday, it's a day meant for choons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UIHl0oJEpg
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Incels getting twisted and upset ITT
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Normgroids are actually impressed when a game lets you walk into a building and think it's genius when the game announces what the character is doing when you make them do it.

Kinell.
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Some girls make their living putting things and penises in their buttholes.
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>>85543762
Are you a zoomer? This is important.
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Get gud you dire babbyman
/\b(Incel|Incels|Incel's)\b/i:op:no;boards.r9k
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Don't get people who watch gore. Just makes me extremely sad
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Incels getting extremely upset ITT
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>>85543783
Yeah it does speak to a somewhat sick mind to try and seek out that stuff. I'll sit through it if the subject matter is interesting, like certain kinds of military footage, but going out of your way to watch cartel torture videos and stuff is just gross.
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Manchild here all day. No wife, no gf, no friends. Tragic life.
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>>85543790
So are you the gapemong or just his biggest fan?
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>>85543773
No, I'm 31. Why does that matter?
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>>85543750
i quit the game but it's insane how seamless this game is. yeah yeah it's X years old by now, but i'm aware i can just wander outside and it's not a separate map/cell/whatever. that's like MAGIC.

i replay Half-Life 2 every few years, and you can FEEL the engine. you see a Z-shaped corridor and you know it's going to load next_map.bsp. they were doing what they could (and doing it well) but then you'd play something like Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines and you're right back to 'feeling' what the map is.

idk. it feels like some kind of behavioural conditioning. those CD loading rooms in Symphony of the Night. what if you don't want to load the next level, what if you're not done with the current one...?
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They just can't help themselves can they? This sort of shit is instinctive to them. They need to be excised like a cancer.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcimP7pcd6o
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seasideMARK Lets get steaming on a FRIDAY i

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVtETk6_Evc
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>>85543816
Should be torn down with a tractor. No racist monuments to the mothers of black men who systematically rape white women.

TEAR IT DOWN!
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Janny is not fond of trolling outside of b
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Deano will be enjoying some rose fanny tonight
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Incels foaming at the mouth
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>>85543848
Is Deano one level below Chad?
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When I was younger I discovered some porno magazines in my loft. The magazines depicted dominant women in leather controlling men. Well, I found it fascinating. At that age, I believed what I saw within those magazines was real. And since I was "in puberty" it became my fantasy to find a dominant woman who I could serve.

48 years later, having visited scores of pro dommes in multiple states, and having dated hundreds of woman only ONE woman was into the BDSM lifestyle.

Guys, porn got me into this scene and sent me down a rabbit hole that I am not sure I will ever escape from. It's ruined countless relationships and put a strain on my marriage. Femdom is not real, it's not safe and it's going to leave you miserable.

You will spend your entire life chasing after the wind trying to find your unicorn. You're more likely to find bigfoot, jamming with Elvis on a flying saucer than you are to find a healthy femdom relationship.

Now, at the age of 60, it's the only thing that arouses me but theres no one to arouse me. It's so sad I can't even put it into words.

Please stay far away from this scene. You won't regret it.
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ITT? incels
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>>85543861
No. You could be a Chad Deano or a Non-Chad Deano. In extreme cases you could even be an incel Deano
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>>85543890
Mostly incels and old guys who regret getting into femdom
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That lovely wet pink slit wrapped around Deano's throbbing pork sausage
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>>85543873
I'm with you. Long story short, I lost all my friends in 6th form over stupid decisions and turned to porn for numbing, stumbled on a video of a girl penetrating a man with a strap on, and it all went downhill from there. For the last 10 years, I have masturbated regularly to pretty much everything the femdom rabbit hole has to offer, anyone else who's been through something similar knows how awful, disgusting and twisted this rabbit hole can get.
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>>85543728
>Torygraph article
Not interested! Sorry!
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>>85543910
Does Deano's gf do anal though?
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>>85543916
you sound like a big wet girl's blouse
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>>85543873
i choose to believe this post.
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Big wet girl's fanny
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i was once exploring an abandoned farm house and in the loft was a what could only be described as a 'homosexual love den'
there was a bed, gay porn mags everywhere and bowl of condoms
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>>85543689
What about this post upset you enough to screenshot it and seething about it days later?
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>>85543979
I don't know, it just vexed me quite a lot
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>>85543969
Seems so needless, why not just have the homosexual love den in their house? Barns are freezing in the winter, stuffy in the summer, stink of old straw and animal droppings, have rough surfaces everywhere, get damp etc.
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>>85543988
They have wives probably
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That's right https://youtu.be/ZHwVBirqD2s
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>>85543969
That was my farmhouse. That stuff wasn't there before you and yer poof mates turned up.
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Haven't seen Helper in a while. Hope he's ok
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Unwashed incels ITT
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>>85544006
He's been spending a lot of time in a quiet loft in a farmhouse, reading and relaxing
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the silver lining is that if everyone since time immemorial has had these saucy fantasies, the reality is that you're probably just some normal lad who'll just fancy some normal lass.

all this 4channery makes low-brow sex comedy films/series look tame, but there is a little something called ROMANCE. you're going to feel those feels. but by all means keep convincing yourself it's just about your fetish of the week.

anyway not to get all political, but they should start a progressive thinktank to explore the possibility of men (and women!) not pairing up in the 2030s onwards. it'd be like if national glucose levels dropped, we'd have to prepare.
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>>85544006
If we're lucky he's probably face down in a ditch somewhere, cold and lifeless, wild animals tearing at his decaying flesh
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My mum (who used to be my dad) is a very different person since she transitioned
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>>85544019
Yes I can confirm that. After the funeral he'll be cremated and arrangements have been made for the undertaker to cum on his ashes
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>>85544019
We're not lucky enough for that
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men over 60 really have a hard time not saying 'japanasqueazy'
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>>85544006
>>>/int/224632626

must say it feels treacherous. he's off having fun with his /int/ pals and playing on the Mega Drive. we're his 'backup' option when he gets banned or too drunk.
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>>85544039
Now, at the age of 60, saying "japanasqueazy" is the only thing that arouses me but theres no one to arouse me. It's so sad I can't even put it into words.
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>>85544054
Trip on now pal
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Incels ITT 247
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Been browsing alter general lads. Didn't want to tell you lads but its getting pretty serious. They even have people forcing memes and vague posting there
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Got another complement on my perfume today. It was from a barista who was a bloke but I'm still chuffed with it.
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>>85544075
Don't you mean cologne
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>>85544081
No I wear Chanel no 5 ladies perfume despite being a man
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>>85544061
NEVER.

and you took that as sames**ning, another troller will take it as 'playing both sides'.

you're all the type of people who leave the house in Grand Theft Auto games.
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>>85544081
No it's a women's fragrance I'm using. Gatekeeping it for now x
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>>85544099
Ok, trip on now pal
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Incels frothing at the mouth ITT
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hey grok? call it with the emdashes, yeah?
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Why are you lads not scentmaxxing?
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>>85544119
I find the scent of my own faeces to be maximum comfy and I'm not joking. Literally smell like shit all the time and I couldn't care less
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Kinda want to buy this but might just get the 20 quid copycat, shan't be spending 200 quid for the brand name
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>>85544119
Ruthmong is pheromonemaxxing
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>>85544135
The copies never smell the same
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paging incels ITT
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How to tell mummy we can#t be frens anymore?
I'm too angry. I'm changing her. Everything is conflict.
Need to do a spiritual and connect with muh soul, this shit needs to end. Only 1 way.
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Incels whinging ITT
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Mongs spamming bolocks ITT
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reminder that those lads who get obsessed with structured diets and the thrill of exercise, and the lads who get into snorting drugs while scoffing biscuits, they are one and the same.
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>>85544249
Sure they are mate
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Just want a fanny to suck on my Friday evening
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yeah but is muh elbow ok doe?
nuh uh bruv man shit's cuckt
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>>85544277
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WdSXU4IfREE
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>>85544240
Use lollers filter and change the words to the current ones being spammed
/\b\w*Ship\w*\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\b\w*Nonce\w*\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\b\w*Gape\w*\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\b\w*Paedo\w*\b/i;boards:r9k;op:no;
/\b(Incel|Incels|Incel's)\b/i:op:no;boards.r9k
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>>85544311
What if I want to read posts about those subjects?
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>>85544311
What if I want to post about those subjects
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wonder why lollers hates the n-word so much
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>>85544311
What if I don't want to miss any posts about Shippy the incel nonce being gaped by paedo hunters?
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Friday night sat alone being the funniest man in your room posting on 4chan is it, champ?
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>>85544335
Whatever makes you feel better about yourself mate
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ITT? Numerous incels
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Getting into darts.
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Getting into gaping.
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Ant tedious lonely manchild in?
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Ship nonce with a gape who is a paedo but is also an incel
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>>85544357
I'm not lonely but I fit the other two if that's any help?
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Lollers is a pee dough file x
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>>85544360
Shippy has had sex with multiple women
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>>85544370
And I fucking haven't :/
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>>85544370
>>85544374
He's got a better life than all of us it seems
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wanking off to drawings of children are you? x
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Shippy has had sex with a pakistani transgender sex offender
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>>85544379
I earn more than Shippy
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>>85544385
How much more is the question?
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Shippy has pushed his penis into multiple willing women. He then used his hips to move the penis in and out until he ejaculated inside them.

Thoughts on this process and the man involved?
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Shippy has pushed his penis into a willing pakistani transgender sex offender. He then used his hips to move the penis in and out until he ejaculated inside him.

Thoughts on this process and the man involved?
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Incels monging out ITT hourly
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Imagine Shippy's face red, his teeth gritted, his hips thrusting until his angry little maggot spews into a woman's hole. He's gasping afterwards, making a noise that almost seems like he's in pain, but then a slow smile spreads across his face before he says "Oh fuck yes that was lovely!"
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i'm nigerian
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>>85544411
>Thoughts on this process?
Sounds like sexual intercourse
>and the man involved?
Which one?
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been on a mad Dresden Dolls kick lately and the lyrics are very witty, in a way that 2000s emo/emo-adjacent music had a habit of being good at.
i don't claim to be some witticist but sometimes people do a 'pun' and rather than having a double meaning it's more like a 1.5 meaning e.g. someone goes
>i can't get Tinder to work on my phone...
>oh, well you'll need a SPANDER to fix it! (Tinder + spanner = spander, when 'spander' is not a thing that exists.)

not saying i'm the one to write the rules, mind, and the one time i tried to explain this to someone i said some codswallop along the lines of imagine if you joked about an attractive woman fishing and you said,
>phwoar, look at that broad-cast!
which would need extra work for it to make sense in the meaning of 'broadcast' as we hear it now.

but the easiest example? 'wardrobe'. they ward your robes. you may be sat there thinking, 'you ket-brained dafty, that's where the word comes from, so of course they're called "wardrobes".'

that midwit range where its roots are ACTUALLY in the Old French 'garderobe'? even with the same semantic heft? THAT'S the level of Dresdollery i want from writers. including the /britfeel/ writing team.
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>>85544344
Mentalist is playing right now, you're missing out.
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>>85544427
I'm from Benin and/or Togo
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>>85544446
Though his time sparking out tables has come to an end
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Remember I once got into an argument in chemistry class with a teacher who genuinely thought that the ancient Egyptians had electricity and batteries and shit like that. Got sent to the head teacher and was told that, yeah okay I'm obviously correct, but I can't disagree publicly with a teacher like that.

Yeah pretty much sealed my understanding of how pointless and fucking retarded school is.
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>>85544476
Your teacher was likely talking about the "Baghdad Battery", a small ceramic jar containing a copper cylinder and iron rod. It was found near Baghdad, probably dates to the Parthian or early Sasanian period
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Had to delete my gamer cats photos
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Incels posting about cats, irrelevant sports and normie video games
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>>85544503
Yeah that's what everyone points to, though he also went way further and was talking about how they had straight up electricity and wiring and lights and all that sort of thing. Talking straight out of his fucking arse, but I'm in trouble for pushing back on that bollocks? Nah fuck that.
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>>85544476
i got into an argument with a chemistry whether theres water on the moon. (there is)
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>>85544544
NTA but arguing with a chemistry what? Hopefully not set.
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Deano be will be spunking into a fanny tonight while you spunk into a half eaten two day old pot noodle
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>>85544557
NTA but why ask stupid questions you know the answer to? Are you that lonely?
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>>85544568
I'll be spunking in a violet myers fleshlight, maybe, I'll never confirm that
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>>85544568
Probably just be spunking onto my stomach like I normally do
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>>85544577
I am me, and yes.
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>>85544578
Cooorrrrrr what I'd give to have her bunda smashing back into me
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>he thinks i'd leave a pot noodle unscranned
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>>85544476
>>85544503
>>85544517
this is such a weird one, it's just three items: clay jar, copper cylinder, iron rod. dunno what the actual archaeologist in the 1930s thought, but i'd probs think, 'oh he's just keeping some stuff in a jar, it's what jars are for.'

there's legitimately interesting stuff like Hero of Alexandria who sort of came up with steam engines, vending machines, and all sorts. thinkers just thinking.

but there's also just coincidence. someone in 1466 may have uttered 'for real, f-m!', and yet the world was ever thus.
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>>85544590
Yeah it's a weird case of seeing what you want to see, rather than what is. The idea that ancient Egyptians had electricity is so beyond absurd you have to be deeply delusional to believe it. Really keeping the mongs out of the teaching profession, eh?
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Tis friday as well, corr, and I do love you lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgMZpGYiy8
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>>85544578
Good on ya lad, better than handy!
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Incels ITT monging out 24/7
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>>85539898
is it the most tragic event in wagie history?
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Saw an article ad that was like
>IMPORTANT SIGNS OF STAGE FIVE BOWEL CANCER
Mate, stage fucking five?! Probably figure it out from the endless black blood liquid shitting out your arsehole hourly.
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>>85544514
I like 2 out of three of those things
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>>85544648
thats stage six, daftie
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My parents were on benefits their whole lives and I will be too
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>>85544656
Is a proud tradition
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gonna make myself a coronation chicken sarnie i rekon x
will not be posting proof x
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that jar? oh i sealed my copper cylinder which itself holds an iron rod in it.
Standard stuff frankly.
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>see porn thumbnail of cute girl
>whip out dick, start watching
>the moment she spins around there's a giant fucking skin tag/haemorrhoid right on her arsehole
>immediately lose all interest
Fucking gross, why make porn if your body isn't sexually appealing?
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>>85544707
I'd get more hard if anything, probably spunk on sight
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>>85544707
me? so overweight now that i no longer have a sex drive
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TRUTH NUKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbVwSMALg5w
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>>85544411
Not all of them were willing
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>>85544722
you posted this yesterday lad
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>>85544722
I've posted OtO a few times, did you start watching from my posts lad?
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time to heat up the dinnershire in a bit I reckon
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>>85544722
Quarter to 8 on a Friday night lad. We get it, you don't have a wife or gf just like us.
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Gemini is very slow lately. Muddafuggas.
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Incels foaming at the mouth ITT
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>>85544773
is your only friend not playing with you fast enough tonight?
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>>85544075
Don't you mean aftershave you poofter
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>>85544807
Nope, perfume. Nothing wrong with wearing perfume as a man x
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lads is it gay to not smell like shit?
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>>85544790
Not right that, lid. I talk to AI about my DVDs because nobody cares. Better than ranting here, isn't it?
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>>85544773
having a right tiff with GPT.

all i want is there to be cool colors in my chat programme, is that so much to ask for?!
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>>85544844
Extremely gay. Same with brushing your hair, wearing clean/ironed clothes and washing your hands after using the toilet.
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AI agree with me x
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>>85544858
Fuckin' BASTID. You're his boss mate fell him to pull the wood out.
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>>85544864
yeah ai agree with me about rollies being cheaper
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fancy getting properly shitfaced me xx
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>>85544844
I wager most here has the off shit smell most unemployed people do. If you don't know the smell then you are the smell.
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Wonder what happened to the britfeel domain and the numbers domain :/
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>>85544864
Mate, we've been over this, if you want to save a pittance by smoking the sweepings from the factory floor then be my guest. im not stopping you.
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>>85544914
Found a fly in a 50g of drum before, grim.
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Next britfeel meetup when?
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Knocked this up for today's scarn down. Not too shabby if I do say so myself.
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all right there youtubers uh I just joined chaturbate it's a website where we can masturbate off while you chat uh my name is seasidemark on chaturbate uh some nights I'm going to go on there play around with me fucking pencil and pencil around the fucking room yeah yeah people go there to masturbate so some nights a week I think I'll bang a few masturbates out there so I'm on chaturbate my account is seasidemark and some nights I will be going on there get me fucking pencil out and fucking sharpening it I'll be sharpening my pencil a few nights a week my lad so my account on chaturbate is seasidemark and I will be wi-I will be sharpening my pencil a few nights a week live live on cam-camera I don't give a fuck me I'll get my fucking pencil out and I can write what I like yeeeeeah
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>>85544934
too much green on that plate, yuck
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Wow, that looks fucking GRIM

Cue samefags that it looks nice
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Sunderland takeover
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>>85544950
Give him a you if you're going to slag him off you soft cunt.
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>85544934
Grim little mong
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>>85544926
Lad, i don't have a time machine do I
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>>85544962
Nothing surprises me anymore
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>>85544962
the grim little mongs are the ones that take the bait without even thinking
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>>85544967
If only we did. pic rel was to elate a feeling of britfeel nostalgia.
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>>85544973
>bait
Is that usually what you say when you get a bad response to a post?
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Incels faking it because they'll never make it
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Don't like the idea of people letting their cat or dog sleep in their bed. Surely you need to set boundaries? Might be tricky with a cat, however.
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>>85544984
what bad response? the expected ones from lads who go daft like clockwork when somebody posts a meal?
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>>85544996
FUCK YOU LAD
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>>85545000
Still trying it on then yeah?
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>>85544934
looks banging mate. heavy seasoning on the veg and some mint source on the side but that's my personal preference.
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>>85545000
You got found out and only NOW it's bait ha ha, ok pal, enjoy your evening making up stories :)
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NEW EDISH MY GOOD LADS
>>85545033
>>85545033
>>85545033
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>>85544962
wow... how fucking sad people are nowadays
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>>85544874
clankoid says it's feeling a bit tired.
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heh im gonna own him by saying the serviceable meal he posted is the worst thing ever, that'll make him seethe
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Incels playing pretend meetup ITT



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