ed Miliband edition
Ageing incels will post ITT
>>85532359>>85532359>>85532359>>85532359the thread of yester year
>>85532895we run this show baby!
>>85532901That is the reason it's shit tier. Kek.
september 10th now so it just a day untill the 25th anniversary of...you know what
>>85532914if that chad boys want to roll up and put on a show then they are more than welcome
>>85532922>if that chad boys want to roll up and put on a showSpeakie sense more makie could you?
>>85532926made sense to be but i'll simplify it for you, if incels are making this thread 'shit' then chads/ non-vigins are welcome to come in a show us what a good thread is
>>85532916Today is 1 year since he was taken from usWe are Charlie KirkWe carry the flame xhttps://youtu.be/I0RC2Z-V1I0
i WILL read more of my book soon
>>85532963I misread it and thought you were cheering on the nufags.
>>85532973why do you care about american politics ?
>>85532979We carry his flame lad.
>>85533005no political drama queens carry his flame i have not a fuck to give
right i need to go to bed soon im trusting you lot to keep this thread alive. see you tomorrow
>>85533034and by tomorrow i mean later today goodbye
Really disappointed when the thread died yesterday. Not right.
>>85533049Quite high odds of it happening again.
Angry ageing incels getting upset about an obscure internet thread
Off to beddinghamshireburghIs it notX
What age is the best and most fun age to be?
The 90s were incredible. Good times.
>>85533227Post your arse first id shag it
Did your parents ever take you to a music festival when you were a little kid? I remember Womad in like 2003. Strange thing for parents to do tbqh.
Might buy a Switch 2 for the dark nights.
Need Ruthmong to clock in for his nightshift or this thread may not last the night
gimmick gimmickdrivelthat is britfeel
morning friendscouldn't sleep, could i? was all ready to turn in for 12-18 hours wankered on pills + booze, now here i am at quarter to four and i don't know if i'll re-snooze or re-booze.>>85531790we are in the same boat. shall be remedying this later today, i reckon x(maybe not if my head/liver's killing me.)(OK, even then.)
Flourflourflourflour.Prices going up, availability going down.
>>85534319is flour the latest thing? do i need to get some flour in?i remember the great Spinach Drought of 2017 and the toilet paper shortage in 2020.
>initially cast as 'the thick one'>then cast as 'the bullshitting one'>implied to be unattractivehe's TOO ADORABLE
>>85534343A neighbour of mine is very chatty to people in shops and he told me since the govt announcement about stockpiling that all the shop staff have been saying "yup, people are stockpiling"
>>85534532recently? feel out of the loop on this one tbqh. what's being stockpiled?mad how a few years ago it was 'due to the Russia-Ukraine war, you CAN'T get cheaper energy bills.' then it was just blatant profiteering even when that settled. looking at different energy tariffs now, i am losing faith in humanity.if there's some flour/import shortage, there's a very real chance they'll declare bread itself some fancy luxury old-fashioned item. of course you'll be able to get 'bread', but the bread of old? four quid a loaf lad.(i know this already happened with the whole Chorleywood process, thanks to /britfeel/ bread experts.)
>>85534599Yes, last week and this week he said. He's one of these people that shops every couple of days going to different shops for "the best version" of x.The thing is wheat harvests are down in the US and Europe between 12% and 25%, German wheat is nearer the top of that bracket and we import wheat from them.Mackerel was overfished this year so thats going off the shelves or getting a price increase, large stores have been told to pivot customers to sardines.The hot weather fucked everything. Potato crops are down as well. People like my neighbour who shop every few days are going to be running around over winter to get essentials along with all the others who don't have a week or two's worth in the cupboards. tb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayuooyWPEUc
not a fan of this 'alcohol', frensit's actually making me emotional but also radge. i remember what this was like back in the day, hanging out with mates and that, maybe even finding sex or l*ve.crazy how much of our society revolves around this. you work the whole week, you get to drink at the end.
Farted so hard I literally had to check if my colon fell out. It was like a grenade. It wasn't like braaaaaaaaaaaaaaap it was like BOOM.
don't want this.i have a strange love for The World's End (2013), how it's "we're all approaching 40" as well as the alien stuff.but The Inbetweeners 3? it'll be about colons falling out, won't it? 'updated' 'gross-out' humour about how Neil had a prostate exam. some feels-y stuff about how one of them has a health condition, and it's not like in the old days.
Got no cerealFfs
The thread survived the night, hooray!
drive drivelgimmickmore drivel
Britfeel is dead without gape posting.. Hate to say it but I think we need to bring it back
gimmick gimmick drivel drivel
Not including members of your family, when was the last time a woman told you she loves you?
>>85535645Never. Xox
>>85535645In a serious romantic way, I think never. Corrr. It all part of the human experience in 2026 though isn't it kings? I don't care anyway.
>>85535645Wife told me this morning. Not a very well thought out question to be honest.
>>85535645Not once in my life. Have not even had a compliment from a woman outside of family members.
>wfh day>neighbours on both sides are drillingI need a detached house
he's being drilled from both sides haha
>>85535649does that matter to you?given uh, you know....
gimmick.pngdrivel drivel gimmick postgimmick driveldrivel>drivel greentext
>>85535705what if they'ce agreed to drill their houses APART from yours so you DO have a detached house?complaining like this will only make them stop, lad.
>>85535705Maybe they aren't drilling, and they're cutting their houses of yours?
>>85535705Get them noise cancelling headphones on ye de lid x
>>85535729>drivelno he said 'drill'
>>85535662>Not a very well thought out question to be honest.What part of it wasn't well thought out?
morning friendshave a hangover, don't i? the lad ITT was right, drinking just isn't worth it. learning experience though innit.
>>85535748maybe he doesn't understand the breadth of human experiences, the context it was asked in, or EVEN that other people exist.i mean the whole Haruhi Suzumiya solipsism thing COULD be true, for all we know. could just be some random bloke, we exist in his mind.
>>85535726Didn't even think I used that many of the old poster-identifying buzzwords that time. People here are like psychics at spotting posters. Anyway, course not. Just thought I'd answer anyway because when I stop to think about it, it is objectively a bit absurd and hilarious.
>>85535761I suspect the claim of having a wife is untrue and the further claim of the question not being well thought out was anger at the truth that he's not got a wife nor held the hand of a SO ever.
>>85535730>>85535731well then good luck to them
>>85535764>Didn't even think I used that many of the old poster-identifying buzzwords that time.it's like Blad where you just sort of clock when the post is a Bladder>Just thought I'd answer anyway because when I stop to think about it, it is objectively a bit absurd and hilarious.s'pose the way it's worded, there's every possibility a woman went in love with you (she just did.)i ran away like a scared commitmentphobic babby the second-from-last time a lad said he was in love with me. reciprocated the LAST one though, that was a better decision.
Had some proper noncey dreams last night. I can't get done for dreams can I?
would quite like the post to get here.sick of this thing where my body wakes me up earlier than i'd like. bruv, just keep me unconscious until all deliveries have been made.
>>85535780You'd suspect wrong
>drivel.pnggimmick and a bit more driveldrivel in it's rawest formmore drivel
>>85535813What did you do in your noncey dreams?
>>85535816I'll take your word for it then. After all, only you would know if it's true or you're lying to yourself, right?
>>85535817You're the drivel my niggel
>>85535805True, whenever I see>Not happy.I know it's B. Good B-ism, that.Hmmm I think it's a funny cope actually. Like when you see those posts like>I only realised years later that she was actually really into me :(((And it's like, but really though?Also, that now reminds me when somebody was fawning over me in a /soc/ like thread years ago and I had to tell him I'm not gay like that. How times changeington corrr.
>>85535813dreamt i was about to get battered by some bloke outside my flat who saw me through the window. just went like 'oi you, gonna do you' and started storming over.confused the hell out of me because i don't live on the ground floor.my dreams always wake me up before anything good/bad happens, which is nice of them. how far did you go with the noncing, lad? (in Minecraft)
>>85535819I was a teenager again staying with my dad in his flat. On the way back from the shops I ran into a trio of girls (also teenagers), led by a goth lass with big tits. As I was also a goth lad, she catcalled me and I drifted off with them. They told me we could have a foursome in HER dad's flat because he was gone but we had to do some shoplifting first. There was an elaborate Ocean'-style shoplift spree before we hid out in a pub and then finally climbed a rickety, disjointed fire escape to a weird anomaly flat. The girls starting getting naked and I naturally got excited and woke up.
>>85535842doesn't seem that noncey, that.
I worked up the courage for like a full year to ask a girl I liked out in school. For my audacity of assuming I was allowed to even talk to a girl I was rewarded with public humiliation and intense bullying by all the 'popular' (you know what I mean) kids for the next three years until we left for uni.School didn't give a fuck, teachers didn't give a fuck, they probably thought I deserved it because I was an ugly freak loser.
The dream world is the only place you have the courage to speak to the opposite sex. Tragic.
for me, it's dreaming i'm a teenager back in school but with my current memories and that includes1. not knowing my lesson timetable any more2. not knowing the layout of the buildings any more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH-MzEP1AKM>San andreas AI guy's videos get whacked by jewtube/DMCA kikes>Other dude starts making vice city clankerkino Proper kino this innit
Write a letter to Ofcom RE Mr Gervais' 'Alley Cats' on Netflix, it is simply obscene that a animated cat should say the c-word. I'm livid it about it, it goes against all standards of decency and should not stand.
>>85535856sorry to hear that laddington.a proper /b/tard troll lad (friend of a friend) added me on MSN and said he knew all this 'pick up artist' stuff. he asked if i fancied anyone, i mentioned this lass at school i was too shy to talk to. after months of chatting, one day he got her email address, set up a group chat, and COPYPASTED EVERYTHING I'D EVER SAID ABOUT HER for the lulz (aaaaaa).she was sound about it though. nothing too awkward in there, just proper humiliating. she even asked me to dance at the school prom years later, but i went, 'nah. can't dance, me.'troll lad ended up being some legit psychopath who went to prison for burning down a building. so maybe i got off easy tbqh.
>>85535856yeah and for being a nonce
>>85535868can you also toss in that his animated cat says 'do the math' instead of 'do the maths' a couple of times?i know language changes, but that is a FLAGRANT Americanism. it's happening in our native telly where a British character will say some American thing, and you realise>oh aye it's because they'll be selling this programme abroad.
i went to a boys secondary school so that last time i socialised with a girl would have been at the end of primary school
Complained to OFCOM about all the blacks on Corrie.
>>85535918Corriebean
>>85535916Kek, I always wonder about that. My school was mixed so I had forced socialising with girls up until the end of sixth form. Does the government not consider that maybe all the boys only schools around could be a contributing factor towards incel culture? Can't even imagine having no lassies in your school. Do people go gay?
Buncha nonsensical visuals being rendered in this one by the clanker there, innitThis contraption on the bike's rear wheel does not make any sense, and that earlier scene which has the protag rev up the car's engine also has the interior nonsensically filling up w/smoke as well, OP forgot to cut all that shidd out too heh
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2024/dec/07/us-uk-television-ted-lasso-industry>'The vibe may be British, but the money is not': how the US quietly conquered UK TVgood article, this. explains why you turn on your telly, even a BBC drama has them walking through the Richard Curtis version of London and 'taking the escalator' 'at the mall' 'grabbing a Starbucks to go'.and apparently if you don't put a random American character in your programme, Americans will turn off in confusion and the producers will pull their funding.
>>85535938i only turn my tv on to watch youtube videos about aquarium keeping and elder scrolls lore
>>85535938Not sure about that. Plenty of those womfy British detective dramas are made FOR the American audience nowadays, even airing on Britbox there BEFORE they get a UK release. They love when a show is unapologetically British. I wouldn't trust The Guardian.
>>85535924>Does the government not consider that maybe all the boys only schools around could be a contributing factor towards incel culture? Can't even imagine having no lassies in your school. Do people go gay?my friend went to an all-girls' school and there were a few lezzers (maybe it's like being prison gay?)but for the most part the school was known for having slags. like it's the other way around where imagine you're not used to the opposite sex, then you see them one day. like pirates discovering an island full of sexy ladies. or that one Carry On film where Barbara Windsor plays a girl on a school trip, and the girls all sneak out to meet middle-aged blokes.
>The Grundiad
Quite a lot of stiffies in school from seeing up girls skirts under the desk across the room.
>>85535955the way television is now closer to films, they depend on them American bucks lad. the article gives some examples.i know HBO is American, and Americans love Harry Potter, but i'm calling it now:the kids at the Muggle comprehensive school won't talk like real 90s British teenagers.
>>85535924NTA but, there's 30 more girl only schools than boy only schools in this country. Do you think that is the real reason why females are mostly slutty now? These lesbian factories full of horny girls getting to fulfill their lesbo fantasies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dKVJ1DcFzUThirsty ahh simp lad @1m32s thereInnit X
>>85535971girls in my school were shameless about thongs
>>85535971our headteacher left and the deputy headteacher took his place. he immediately added all these rules, which included the whole 'checking skirt lengths with a ruler' thing.always thought that was just a myth. but he was well into it, walking round checking out lasses' skirts and pulling out his measuring stick.
>>85535985Quite a few bushes peeking out their panties and being smothered by their tights in my school. It was lush.
>>85535981aren't a lot of them closing or going mixed?posho one near where i grew up started allowing boys, less than a year later it shut down because they weren't making enough money lol.
>>85535924>Do people go gay?i went to this school in the erly 2000s which was avery homophobic time so no
dunno if i got that far into it but when Game of Thrones was trendy i'd see>i drink and i know things on shirts and mugs and that.thought the dialogue meant like 'in vino veritas', sounded pretty clever. but is it just the dwarf lad who reads books, saying his two pastimes? like they're unconnected, that's just who he is
For a long time AMERICAN shows DOMINATED the UK culturesphere/water cooler as it were, yes? I mean, Miami Vice, A-Team, and Magnum P.I. were HUGE!
>>85536013That quote is from season 6. At that point it had fallen off a fucking cliff.>season 1 - excellent>season 2 and 3 - great>season 4 - bad>season 5-7 - terrible>season 8 - what the fucking fuck is this rancid dogshit?
>>85535918Can you stop playing with your online dollies and bring your dirty dishes down from your room.
>>85536006surely there were SECRET gays.the gay lad at my school came out and then all the bullies said he should have to use the girls' toilets, lest he pop in the gents' and have a shifty at their willies.the teachers agreed with the bullies and for the rest of school, he had to use the girls' toilets lmao. different time innit.
>>85536002>aren't a lot of them closing or going mixed?*shrugs*I just googled the amount of boys only schools, then googled girls only schools.
>>85536030IMO four, five, and six still had decent moments but the last two were complete clusterfucks (the final season especially).
Might play a spot of minecraft. Maybe start a new world, as I made the mistake of getting lots of cats and dogs, and while they are fun, THEY DON'T FUCKING SHUT UP. Feel bad killing them, so I'll just delete the world.
>>85536038Sure you can point to one or two good scenes dotted throughout, but overall those seasons were very not good.
>>85536048It was because the first three were SO good that the rest seemed shit but overall it was still very high quality (despite inconsistent writing).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8sfw7nprCQ
>>85535918Brother prefers emmerdale at the moment he says Corrie has gone crap. "The rot has set in" according to him. Sometimes he reminisces about the by gone days of Fred Elliot and Ashley peacock "those were the good days when Jes Quigley was knocking fuck out of Jim McDonald everyday". He HATES Eastenders with a burning passion, walks out of the room when it's on.
>>85536030wew. so much stuff went round via osmosis ('winter is coming', 'red wedding', 'Hodor' etc). i just assumed that was one of the earlier quotes.pretty comfy watching the first few episodes earlier this year, i must admit. to BEGIN with they were just putting together a solidly-produced programme based on some books. i can accept it getting shitty, but even pre-season-8, does it ever get fanservice-y? feels like the risk with this sort of thing is>let's write in a fight scene where Peter Dinklage takes down some orcs while chugging beer! then he says his famous catchphrase haha it'll be gr8.
>>85536054See now I really disagree, there was a dramatic drop off in actual quality of everything. The writing, the pacing, the setting and then also on the technical side of things too - the costume design, the sets, the blocking and lighting and everything. The starbucks coffee cup on the table in season 8 really emphasised just how much the showrunners didn't give a single shit by the end imo. It was like the cherry on top of the shit cake.
postie has SKIPPED the the blue door.
>>85536080why is the blue door important?
>>85536072Well obviously I agree but I think season four to six were still high quality productions. The drop off with seven and then finally eight were way more noticeable for me. Also... why was the area surrounding King's Landing a wasteland in the final season? Never understood that. Laziness?
when you play monoploy what piece do you play as? i like the battleship
Tfw Winds of Winter never. Tfw no Stannis king. Tfw no Cleganebowl. Tfw no le epic northern Manderly conspiracy. It not right.>>85536104Been ages since I played Monopoly, but I usually liked to choose the thimble thing, or the ship desu desu wa.
>>85536080I need to venture out on a nourishment replenishment mission, but those non deliverin fucks didn't turn up yesterday, so I have to wait in.Will it turn up today? Doubtful, but I guess I have to wait in for it not to turn up.
>>85536072>the setting and then also on the technical side of things too - the costume design, the sets, the blocking and lighting and everything. >the showrunners didn't give a single shit by the end imo.anon who never finished S1 here. but damn i'll give it credit: when people were on about 'high production values' i expected they meant like CGI shite everywhere.i'm sure there's computer sorcery that's less obvious, but for the most part it's like>here's a model of a city.>now here's a street in real-world Spain or somewhere.Winterfell looks like it's any some random castle over here. and i don't mean that in a bad way: it's amazing how much your mind fills in the blanks when it's a real location.
>>85536113Bro... I was so fucking PISSED OFF how they handled Stannis in the show. And it all happened OFF CAMERA. Can't even remember what season that was but it fucked me off royally.
>>85536104Horse and jockey or the top hat.
Had a very hype delivery today. Big fan of Ernst Lubitsch films and it's nice to own his two biggest 20th Century Fox films... luckily Criterion licensed them before the Disney takeover as they are cunts about licensing now. If I could recommend one to all you kinophiles, Heaven Can Wait makes a good double feature with another film from that era: Here Comes Mr. Jordan.
>>85536104the car, it goes around the board faster.
>>85536146Like to keep my car in my carhole, me.
Kirkiversary innit
>>85536131>Horse and jockeywhat?this was never a piece !
Big day for DVDlad. I wish I could buy stuff the well has run dry on eBay for me at the moment..
What is this Kirk gimmick he's forcing/spamming. Is it one of those gimmicks/spam that is only funny in his head. Like gaped arseholes?
>Retired PiecesThimble: A historic original token removed in recent updates.Iron: Retired in 2013 and replaced by the cat.Boot: Retired during modern token refresh campaigns.not rite
>>85536151>Kirkiversary innitomd
>>85536152Growing up we had our uncle's monopoly set from the 60s. The horse and jockey/rider was a piece included in the set.
>>85536154its the anniversary of his death although i dont know why he cares as its an American thing
>>85536165*sleeps in the monoploy racecar*
>>85536170well i'll be damned. still looks more like a cowboy to me
*collects all the money from the middle of the board*
>>85536152Also in play a lot of the monopoly games and that piece is included in the games as well.
>>85536180NTA but I thought possibly miltary. Looks like a tin hat from WWI
might kill myself later, might not, idk if can be bothered really
>>85536172It's going on the filter, I know that.
>>85536153Why's that, lad? Just shitty prices or the ones you want aren't coming up? I'm quite lucky in that a lot of things I want to own I can just buy, with a few expensive OOP purchases here and there.
>>85536182thats not in the rules you cant do that>>85536184ive learned something thank you lad
>>85536186this was my thought too. fella looks like he needs a rifle and/or bayonet.helmet doesn't line up with any real mounted/cavalry division tho (so sayeth google.)
>>85536203caverly in ww1 wore brodie helmets, fella
>>85536184where the HECK is his monocle?
Me? I always use the little fella with the big nose who's rubbing his hands together, whoever uses that seems to get all the money for some reason.
>>85536208I think you'll find he never had a monocle my lad
>>85536206carveries stopped existing after Lord Kitchenette, dweeb:https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/article/battle-of-omdurman-the-last-british-cavalry-charge/anyone can climb on a horse.>t. have climbed on a horse.
>>85536197>Just shitty prices or the ones you want aren't coming up?Both. There's this website called pricecharting.com and it's an aggregator website that gives you a rough average of what a game is worth based on recent and historic sold listings. And then you've got cunts like this charging x4 the price of what the games actually worth. So no. I'm now stuck in limbo waiting for something to pop up, I did want to finish collecting for the N64 this year and move onto another system but it looks like it might take a little while longer.
postie saw fit to deliver me a solicitors' letter but NOT my parcel.can't say what's inside for legal reasons, but i am going to be VERY tetchy today it must be said.
>>85536215how can somebody so confidently wrong?tons of photos of them in 1918 wearing brodie helmetshttps://www.nam.ac.uk/explore/cavalry-western-frontif you're a bigman you'll apologise but i'll accept you slinking away in defeat. not at me some goalpost moving argument.
>>85536208Rich uncle pennybags never had a monocle, it's a common "Mandela affect" same with the cornucopia thing with the fruit of the loom logo.
>>85536226That's fucking shit. Arsehole crypto bros collecting things and trying to create a market have ruined it for hobbyists. Maybe start on another system and pick up a 64 title whenever it presents itself?
>>85536227I had a court guy at mine the other day. i don't give a shit. Told him I didn't know why he was there, a company chasing me after paying pennies on the pound for a debt can bugger off and stop wasting my time and the courts time.They aren't getting anything from me, so fuck them. Nothing to take, no threats scare me.And what?
Talking about monopoly has just made me remember the time I autisically played monopoly on the NES for a month straight, nothing else. Just locked in and obsessed over monopoly for a month. Got really good at it as well. Investing in the orange and red properties gives you a very high chance to win, pink are alright as well. https://youtu.be/EtlryVcCk_Q?is=3HsFe6HAkEPpigcX
>>85536231i was on this very same page and didn't spot any. saw the lads in them on the ground, but it looked like all the mounted soldiers had those caps.now i see a couple of examples, like picrel.>if you're a bigman you'll apologise but i'll accept you slinking away in defeat. not at me some goalpost moving argument.i'm not a bigman, but i am sorry lad. i was wrong. if we were in the same room, i'd offer you a can of pop (your choice) but all i can do on a message board is offer you my apologies.
30+ year old incels samefagging each other
>>85536255thank you, i accept and appreciate the effort
>samefagging>each otherNufag doesn't know the meaning of our words.Bets on them mongboy posting when the person clearly didn't know anything about the site.
>>85536267kek you've skewered him
plain toast for breakfast? don't mind if i do x
>>85536238Yeah I've thought about that but our good friend autism is getting in the way. Once I'm on a path to do something I cannot come off it and do something else. I will do eventually but I'll just have to get over it. Part and parcel of it all sadly.
>>85536277That's unbelievably grim de lid. Not even a bit of butter?
>>85536277No butter de lad? I bet that was dryer than a nuns fanny.
>>85536277No butter. Dry
>>85536260If you carry on I'll start to AI generate more SPACCA frogs. There's two of us doing it now.
Seethers found out my Apu is a frog-toad hybrid and they've been bullying him saying he needs to go back to Toadmalia. Gutted for the little lad
>>85536281not even a bit.
Neonatal kittens are TOO cute. TOO CUTE.
grown man sat alone in boxroom threating to play with toy frogs, what a life.
>WAAHHH TRUMP IS BUYING VOTES!!Yes, and? That's how democracy works. What the fuck do you think a platform that pledges to increase benefits spending and immigration is doing exactly? All democracy is vote buying, he's just being honest about it and trying to use it for at least ostensibly beneficial ends.
>>85536293But why lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGAksA8zzsI>0:35>And there's no doubt he's at home in his room>Probably watching PornHubhow did Amanda Palmer write this lyric in 2005?
Did U2 do ANY good songs?
30+ year old incels samefagging each other still
Why won't the fucking clanker stop saying "delicious" in every other responseGiving me some PTSD rn ckin ellX
Doubling down on stupidity is a good look.
You know I really enjoy the SPACCA posts. Always brings a smile to my face.
>>85536302Direct financial incentive is a bit different and you're a retard if you can't understand that.
remember everyone at school talking about THAT music video the day after it premiered https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXR-bCF5dbM
>>85536340i like the Pet Shop Boys cover of 'Where the Streets Have No Name'.does that count?
got a word wrong, did you?
There are people that CAN work who AREN'T working. Oh aye, Kemi, and where are all these jobs gonna come from? What are all the unqualified autismos gonna do in this new AI fuelled world? Fuck off back to Barbados. Play another record.
>>85536382i can't work i have a bad toe
>Will you kill me if I say I told you so>We all know>There's no Hitler and no holocaust>No winter and no Santa Claus>And yes, Virginia, all because>The truth can't save you now>The sky is falling down>Everything they ever told us>Shakes our faith and breaks their promise>But you can stop the truth from leaking>If you never stop believing...
Look at this sexual harassment ladshttps://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2097723142240088064/vid/avc1/576x1024/mzc3zCBDtVFjlmsM.mp4
30 plus year old incels samefagging each other still
Nufags aren't clever enough to play the ole switcheroo game.
>>85536382Kek did you see her little wobble on GMB saying cutting 4 billion in housing benefits wouldn't make people homeless. No fucking shit it would you utter mong. Yes great idea let's have hundreds of thousands of homeless people wandering the streets all day.
>>85536382we've been chasing this rainbow since long before AI. have that Bullshit Jobs book by David Graeber on my backlog (but he's dead now so maybe it doesn't matter).whatever your stripes, at some point you'll have to deal with the practical reality that we can't just keep inventing jobs. jobs that actually need doing are increasingly automated (it's the point of technology). so, what's the endgame?the factor that remains constant is that we all need food and shelter. so if anything, NEETbux should increase more in line with inflation.https://www.jrf.org.uk/income-savings-and-debt/a-minimum-income-standard-for-the-united-kingdom-in-2025seethers will moan that their methodology includes some luxuries like alcohol, but it's about 'living in (current year) Britain' not just 'physically staying alive'.>A single person needs to earn 30,500 pounds a year to reach a minimum acceptable standard of living in 2025.sounds about right tbqh.
>>85536415>30 plus year old incels samefagging each other stillProof?
thinking about a drummer w who only plays the hi-hat
might get a hat, become one of those lads who just wears a hat all the time
probably just the letter postie earlier, on his standard walk. not a parcel slinger like that anon said yesterday.i'm sure some reserve postie (possibly an agency gig) will bring my REAL parcel around any minute now x
My apu is really worried Westore will send him back to Toadmalia
>>85536434All these alcohol companies would be in trouble when unemployed and students can't afford their overpriced, overtaxed slop juice anymore.
>>85536479say it loudsay it clear apugees are welcome here
Ageing incels samefagging
My Texas Longpu had a meltdown at the Job Centre today. They want him to work for his tendies. He was NOT happy. It didn't help the African Ngbupu they had as security didn't speak a word of English.
>ask ai to do something really complicated, it does flawlessly >ask it do something really simple, it constantly gets wrong over and overyou just can't rely on it tbqh, always just seem like it would be easier to do it yourself the first timewell thats just my two pence
Thoughts on Samantha Lux?
>>85536557She have nice tits?
>>85536557>Thoughts on Samantha Lux?well that would be an ecumenical matter
>>85536561It a twink
>>85536561He got a boob job
>>85536563She have nice cock?
used to know this girl who said she cared about me and she knew how to make my world the way she thought it should be
Hey there uchoobas
Anyone listen to KLF - Chill Out?
>>85536496also charity is an industry, most charities have a 'mission 0' to make themselves unnecessary.but imagine if that actually happened.unemployed alkies create hundreds of jobs. this is always a brag when it's e.g. a film production, but it's a waste of resources when it's NEETs. it's bigotry (dictionary definition) and the most overlooked/accepted form of bigotry in Great Britain today.
>>85536571if you didn't wholly go along with it, or even if you did, it was YOUR fault it ended. you shouldn't have told her you didn't love her in that dream she had.
YUMMMMA YUMMA YUMMAGUILT FREE COCK x
If Reform got rid of ALL benefits day one the country would turn into a Mad Max apocalypse within 24 hours.
MY NAME IS ANGELA, HEY HELLOWELCOME TO MY VERY OWN SHOW
>>85536609I fucking hated this show as a kid. Always changed the channel when it came on.
Might rip a fartington, meX
Might listen to Disintegration (remastered of course). Don't know if can be bothered though.
Ageing incels
Knock on the door, but doubt it was RM, there were 3 there, and cackling and laughing like loons. Probably some leftie types pushing some bellend candidate.Door stayed shut.
Ageing NEETs
>>85536340I liked Stuck in a moment
>>85536246I used to play Monopoly by myself on my phone
Poor lad desperately pushing his new gimmick.
>>85536700read 'Ageing' like it's a Chinese name.closest i've come to deriving interest/value from his gimmick.
thinking about the chat logs again
>>85536366Only superficially, they're indignant about it because he's peeling the veneer of plausible deniability away and just being open about it.Option 1:>I will give everyone 1000 pounds if you vote for meOption 2:>I will get the DWP to give everyone 1000 pounds if you vote for meThere is no substantive difference between these two platforms. If you don't understand that then you're the retard, not me.
still no parcel downstairsthey can deliver as late as 6pm though, parcelsso i'm not worried
>>85536382What jobs are there that you are qualified to do that have been taken over by AI, lad?
>>85536740I used to take minutes in my old job and they just use AI to do that now
isn't all this malarkey legal over there? like over here you have to do weird loopholes to even 'donate to' some politician. lobbying can get you sent to prison.over there it's allowed, intentional, 'part of the campaign'. it does just seem undemocratic tbqh. America is one of those places where the founding principles are great, but then they're total hypocrites under their own rules. it's just as spooky as North Korea or Belarus, without the decency to be OPENLY nefarious.
>>85536748I always get a bit disheartened by how little our politicians sell us out for.Like they'll vote to pollute the rivers for 5 grand.
Hmmm, the HMV 3 for 50 quid 4k blu-ray deal seems like a pretty decent method to slowly start building up the 4k collection.
>>85536745i did this both IRL and online, and yeah, AI has just solved it. the agencies i worked for all even rebranded to like 'ScribeAI' and shite.used to be nice because i was a fast typist and speech recognition at the time wouldn't work on weird English accents or crosstalk. now it just DOES IT (or at least, well enough you just have to edit the text a bit afterwards).
Ageing incels with no friends outside this thread
scared posting anything with a numerical value in case one upping lad mogs me
I've nonced 0 (zero) kids
>Ageingnobody under 30 is worth listening to anyway.
drivel drivel gimmickdrivel and bit more gimmickdrivel and shite
>>85536824fooling no one, lollers
>>85536835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO368WjwyFs
drivel drivel gimmick
i have nonced 1 (one) kid
Wow, another nonce, how surprising.
this is my son's room.he is 36 years old.
i have n(ot)once(d) (abused) kids.
Might post some more drivel so I can forget how sad my life is as a 30+ year old ageing incel with no friends.
name a bad daft punk track
>>85536878Didn't they teach you lampshading is bad writing at gimmick school?
>>85536880in hindsight most of Discovery isn't that good tbhaicheRandom Access Memories is great start to finish though.
>>85536740oh ayehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLv8f1qfpTU
>>85536863where's your plants gone blad?
My back hurts from carrying this general.
>>85536929the Guts theme is like one of those memes that never goes out of style.how it should be x
>>85536382>What are all the unqualified autismos gonna do in this new AI fuelled world?You are going to shut the fuck up and accept your fate ladAlways get a good laugh at cunts like this screaming about how they simply "cannot work" because "sure AI will replace everything"kek
textbook noncery. (when you fondle the spines of textbooks aimed at KS3 and below.)
>My back hurts from carrying this general.Said an incel who sits ITT 18 hours a day
Indians let me down. Scousers not replying. Rupee supplier on holiday until next week.how the hell do you guys live? i know some of you drink or are into your junk food/computer games, but how do you EXIST?
>talking about sitting here all day, as he spends the day spamming his gimmickNot very intelligent, this one.
>>85537005Uh yeah, thats what carrying a general means, are you slow or something?
Tempted to learn a new language classic Shippy style. Haven't decided which one yet though.
Britfeel is my life, I don't know what i'd do if it were banned.
I really would love to die right about now. That would be epic.
Upset incels crying ITT
>>85537012For me? I just never took any of those sorts of things in the first place. Can't get into the old wrugs if you never start, and therefore don't know what you're missing. And it would just be weird to start now, wouldn't it? I do sort of wish that this was the case regarding alcohol, but it too late for that now desu desu.
>be me>do something wrong>get giant text from missus>feel like shit because I don't like to disappoint people>apologise, say I feel bad about it, will try to do better>she then goes off on me again because apparently my reaction is trying to guilt her into not confronting me about when I do something bad by acting all ashamed and stuffCan't win. I do actually feel bad, my reaction is real. I'm supposed to feel bad about it, but not show that I feel too bad about it? Come off it, I'm just tired.
>>85536880That dark Album they made that was basically designed to be remixed. With the robots saying BUY SHIP IT etc..
>>85537029How about learning the language of love
>>85537049I wish I was an incel. Instead I have a kid with a woman that hates me.
new Slipknot track just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1s2E6hXU_M
>>85537056No fanny-poking for you tonight my leeed!
>>85536227>can't say what's inside for legal reasonsDo you have legal advice on hand or read up on the step and direction(s) the matter could take?>but i am going to be VERY tetchy today it must be said.You've acknowledged it now, bringing it to the front of your mind. I would be surprised if you were sharp or off hand now, unless the person was looking for that reaction. >>85536293>lollers-coded.gifI'm honoured to be thought of. Thank you. I hope you're well! Are you watching anything good, mate? I've finished Silo series, I'm not sure I'll watch a 4th season of it if there is one. I can recommend that show if you're looking for something to keep you thinking and entertain you.
What does a fanny stink like
>>85537152Same as your cock. Sometimes it smells alright, other times it smells a bit fishy. Really depends, don't it? Arsehole usually smells bad even when cleaned well. It's a shite pipe, after all.
you're a shit pipe
>>85537152Sometimes they smell of fish, sometimes of sweat. Sometimes they are completely odourless.
Honestly... in the 4K subreddit or collection subreddit it's always the same mongs going on about Nolan and Kubrick etc. The average American is very stupid I think. Many of them just don't into old or foreign films at all and guess what? Criterion do good releases but they aren't the AUTHORITY on films. Don't even know what I'm trying to say just spilling my beans in a safe place if that's alright?
RM delivered. Dass gud. Checked it, looks good, now sending it to mi mum's as I let her buy it me for christmas.Next? Use the money I saved to buy more pokemerch of course.2 plushies (from 1998-1999) pin (w000) and 3 key charms (1998-1999 era). I have 1 of the keycharms, but it's on my key ring, so to have all 3 stored together will be cool.
Some people can smell it and some people can't x
Incels coping ITT
>>85537071Clearly remember my dad letting me choose a CD from HMV and getting this. Popped it in on the way home and I was immediately embarrassed. I don't really know how I knew who Slipknot were but I never got to pick a CD again.
>>85537198Normies can, incels cant
>>85537198Bullshit? There's a lot of it on here.
We should put a statue of Jason Arday on the fourth plinth
>>85537144dw Lollers IRL i'm not worried, just had a few drinks yesterday and i'm feeling it now. just want my gear in ASAP.plus idk how you feel when people say 'i'm a bit OCD about <blank>', but i'm definitely a rituals type person, bordering on superstition sometimes. i just want a thing, both chemically, and the same way i'd want a late bus to hurry up and arrive.>Are you watching anything good, mate?nah marra didn't even watch any more of that Dark. had to set my monitor brightness up for S3 though bloody hell (this is not a 'Dark' joke lads, it switched to that pitch-black look a lot of shows and films have now).will look into Silo thank you. atm i'm thinking maybe i could order something sugary. not hungry but sugar sometimes conks me out.
actually maybe i could use this time to come up with a system since i'll have to ration/wean with what pills i have left. make some contingencies like a flowchart, budget for the future.5-10 years ago i'd already have some Excel spreadsheet but the Lollersian puzzle-solving part of my brain is just gone. everything is overwhelming.i need my Ritalin back.
>>85537182>Many of them just don't into old or foreign films at all and guess what?Guessing you could give me some recs? Slavic, (ex)communist, oppressive, from the communist era. Examples >Man of Marble (1977)https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075902>Das Leben der Anderenhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405094
>>85537144Alri lolloers, I've been off discord for a week, just CBA with the gaming chatter with some people, but I'll still talk to you.
wish i could 3d print a gf
I've walked 60,000 steps since yesterday. Too much. Dunno how posties do it desu desu wa.
>>85537178do women have hidden disabilities?
I AM owed sex.
>>85537255I know that feel, mate. Hangxiety is the worst and can drive you to drink more. Was it just a blowout, or are there more drinking sessions on the cards? I was talking to a mutual fren earlier about drinking. I might have to get some 90+% dark chocolate and a mini bottle of red win in for a Christmas treat. >i need my Ritalin back.I hope you can get that if it helped you. My meds don't help me with making lists, finding commonalities other people miss/don't see. It can be exhausting, mate. What needs to happen to get your Ritalin back?>>85537275Anytime, mate. You know that. We keep our messaging flexible. You or I can take a while to reply, or be the first to message. We are all good, man.
thinking back to the time I worked in a call centre and was seriously considering how I could make myself deaf so that I wouldn't have to take any more phone calls.
>>85537056aye the gf was having a go at me recently because we don't argue enough. brilliant.
>>85537356NTA but I hope you left her on read.
>>85536936This is not my room, mines a little but more minimalist and a bit untidy at the moment, plant (that I found on the roadside for free) is still here though.
>>85537351What did you do?, just quit?
>>85537338>I might have to get some 90+% dark chocolatecorrr the best kind lad.(picrel is interesting but it's TOO FAR, just tastes like weird coffee or something)doubt i'll drink and yeah i just need my meds back to go into functioning mode again. if you've ever tried speed, it's like...less grim speed (in pill form). thoughts are a lot clearer, a lot of ADHD lads have that feeling of>holy shit this is just how most people's brains function?that said i am glad i don't get all the OCD shite you've mentioned bahaha. sounds like hell tbqh.i just need to go in for a physical, blood pressure etc, not happy i've gained weight. then maybe they'll get my prescription back. really regret not somehow getting it back when it was on repeat.hope your cocktail works for you or at least improves things. situationally, there's always weed to cool yourself down (definitely not for me, but it sounds like it's for you x)
>>85537424yeah in the endI finally found a job where I don't have a phone on my desk so I'm content nowit was my first job so I didn't know just how shit call centre work was by comparison to a normal office job. I thought it was all that bad.
A pokedeal has been reached with the seller. 40squids, oh yeah. Need to wait till tomorrow to seal the deal, CBA dealing with things tonight.
>>85537448I had a job like that once, 1st day got training and a list of phone numbers to ring. 2nd day I thought nah, and didn't go back.
do the remakes of Pokemon 1 keep this line? i know they revised some dialogue like changing 'costume play' to 'cosplay'.if you play as a girl, imagine hearing this line, phonetically.
Sobbing incels ITT
incellular agers ITT
soft cell ITThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZVpR3Pk-r8
Mental how short life is
>>85537519Great LGBT choon
>>85537330You deserve seggs
>>85537439>if you've ever tried speedYeah, used it to 'manage' my thoughts, it helped keep me focused on on trail of thoughts. Downside, as you know, less sleep, feeling that dirty/grim about yourself on the comedown. The occasional pipe of weed can help dull me, not always, so I have tint amounts now. If I get nothing from the hit, I don't do more and just leave it, it's my gauge that I'm not going to feel more stable that night. I wonder if they stopped it because they just want a physical. I don't need to tell you about liver function and hypertension from medication. The Drs still have a duty of care to make sure you're on point with those on your meds.
Prefered the Marilyn Manson version. Both are good, though.>Tainted Lovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebTDbwFLwO0
We are all gay
>>85537272Wajda's War Trilogy (1955 - 1958), Night Train (1959), Mother Joan of the Angels (1961), The Promised Land (1975), Daisies (1966), Marketa Lazarova (1967), The Ascent (1977), The Devil (1972), The Hourglass Sanitorium (1972), Mephisto (1981).
children in loller's local area are warned not to approach him
88 Films sale starts tomorrow. 25 percent off a 50 quid spend. Might finally grab Fong Sai Yuk in 4K tbqh.
>>85537533>LGBT choonSoft Cell don't speak for me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqGcn2ZmSjMnow Soft Cell speak for me x
>>85537581Love you, man. <3 I watched Mephisto and Night Train. It looks like I'm in for a treat with the other recs, thanks. It's amazing when you watch movies of this type and era and you realise just how fast kids had to grow up back then.
>>85537715Mephisto is incredible, isn't it? Prioritise The Promised Land. It's one of my favourite films of all time.
witless tryhard incels ITT
Lollers is a nonce and should be treated as such
>>85537818thats just a typo, he meant to say 'im a pedro'he's spanish you see
Paedophile infested thread
lollers getting caught by militant nonce hunters
Day 3 of burning this candle and it still looks like a gaped arsehole, can't even smell the black cherry anymore. Not going to bother with candles again, back on the incense for me my lad.
apu in tears after finding out mumford and sons aren't actually a family
>Electric Mouse Pokemonreally stretching your imagination there, Game Freak.
>>85538040A few of these NotPikachus aren't there? My favourite is Mimikyu. It womfy. Corrrr I want to play some 3DS era Pokemon now. Love me Sylveon I do.
any 'mon outside gen1 is dumb and retarded
>>85538029I thought they were a pikey tree trimming firm?
>>85538080oh so ur a mon outside gen 1?
Parentshires watching some Netflix slop, The Gentleman or something. Probably a load of rubbish but that Theo James, corrrr and I do mean corrr. Anyway.For me? Even the later generations of Pokemon have *some* good designs. But mostly they got bad after X/Y.
>>85537783One thing I like about Mephisto is I can't read Hoefgens' face, he gives nothing away. I have never come across this before. >Prioritise The Promised Land.I have difficulty making decisions sometimes, thanks, man. Getting it now.
It Charlie Kirk day x
>>85538129I'm watching that now. Just need something to watch but not focus on really, something that doesn't make me want to go psychotic. I have a few pokethings, but don't really know much about it. I just buy what I think looks good, impulse style. Got a few cool cards coming this week, well actually maybe not as it's friday tomorrow, and royal mail delivering, so it could be days till they turn up.
>>85538115you wouldn't say that to my face at trafalgar square 10am next morning little lad
Got my cart loaded and ready to go for the 88 Films sale tomorrow! Should be getting 35 percent off this. Cancelled a few pre-orders for next month to get all the ones I wanted. Corrrrr! It's gonna be lush!
>>85538200Why would I be up at 10am?
>>85538226yeah i thought not, pipe down and hide under your sheets, pipsqueak
>>85538242u dont think ya daftie
>>85538249big talk for someone who wouldn't dare show at trafalgar square at 10am. if you got anything else to say to me, say at trafalgar square to my face and save your keyboard
Picked this little fella out of me arse.
>>85538260No point waking up early for a wee poofter to not turn up
>>85538265i'll be there fella, in a west ham 2019 away shirt
ad a nice smash burger today x
>>85538276ICpooF ICpooF
>>85538289Looks better than 90% of the slop posted here
Might have a couple of drinks tonight. It thursday x
Still can't believe it's been 10 years since Charlie Kirk was murdered. Time really flies by doesn't it?
Absolute truth nuke xhttps://youtu.be/MbVwSMALg5w?is=gDdvAkhQlMjbuXVl
>>85538383Can't believe it's 30 years since 9/11 soon. I remember watching Neighbours and the BBC interrupted regular programmes with live pictures of the burning towers. It was from the day on, rolling 24 hour news really kicked off.
can't believe cleopatra died 2056 years ago, seems like yesterday
>>85538149>>85538383Wonder if you two are on a government watch list for being a Charlie Kirk fan?
>>85538406Rip dating
>>85538214Locked and loaded my lad. Oh it's going to be lush for our friend DVDlad.
Had a nice time playing pool today xI have never won a game of pool.
>>85538129My mum watches slop like "my life with the Walton boys" she's a right little slag she ends up with all 5 of the brothers by the end or something.
Never had a proper job
>>85538497don't talk about your mum like that
>>85538508Never had a job at all me
>A teenage girl allegedly groomed by men in Rochdale told how she believed one of her alleged abusers was a 'really good guy'.>'Girl A' claimed she was given takeaway food, clothes and money by Tahir Rashid. She alleges she was raped on a number of occasions by him. He and five other men deny sexual offences allegedly committed against three girls in the town.>Mr Rashid, 55; Mohammed Saleem, 47; Sucklane Shah, 47; Amjad Mahmood, 54; Iftaq Hussain, 46; and Arshad Mohammed, 56, deny all the charges they face.>She said that she had noted that Girl A had told her mother that she had 'only had sex with Asian men and lots of them'.Grim. Imagine shagging old foreign men for a cheap kebab. Girls wouldn't even want you anywhere near them. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/girl-groomed-rochdale-thought-alleged-34598703
incels crying
Still just trying to figure out why he did it lads
>>85538540Incel tears
Bussin
>>85538513I've had one job in a warehouse and never got another one. When I left it was 10 year anniversary of 9/11. I cannot see myself ever finding a job now. They do group interviews for basic jobs. Even those much better than me with a consistent employment record, references are struggling. I've got no chance. Shithole country, too many immigrants here.
Catberg being gay again
>>85538565I would work all me life if i wasn't an inkie. Not my fault
remember the time i went to a job interview and they asked if i had any others lined up, i said i had another tomorrowa few hours later they rang me and said i didn't get the job because 'you sounded like you wanted the other job more'it really is a humiliation ritual where you have to suck some power tripping middle manager off
Had a wank at about 3 this afternoon and my knob is still sore and feeling like I need a piss constantly. Hate this getting older malarkey.
Chad gets to work, not right mate
One of me roses has been groomed by a muslim foreigner. Not right.
>>85538587Got to piss as soon as you cum to clear the pipes
>>85538590How it should be 2bh
>>85538592No it shouldn't be. She is clearly too fucking scared of being judged by a white lad.
>>85538545Complete control. His family made their empire conquering planets and selling them for profit, frezia heard about a planet that had the ability to grant wishes and wanted to become immortal, coincidentally Goku and friends also needed to travel to namek to restore the dragon balls on earth, there they both met and battled it out.
>Gregory's beardHere we go
>>85538597Let it goes
>>85538568Saw that. Not on.
Joe Rogan shags stools.
Teenage girls would rather sleep with some foreigner who has a BMW and a kebab shop than you. You are basically worse than a foreigner at getting laid.
>>85538610Hate his stool fucking routines so cringe, what was even funnier was he had another comedian on his show shitting on stool fuckers and he was visibly upset kek.
>>85538612Friends with donner kebabs
>>85538605nah fuck it. Leeds is full of them.
>>85538607Thought it might be a spoiler so deleted it
Intense stool rape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjbL3Fdqi3shad no idea joe rogan did stand up, this is painfully cring
I love the nighttime after midnight when no one can bother me and it feels like it'll last forever
https://youtu.be/AKKI8XD_MP4
>>85538639He's a "comedian"
He goes round filming foreigners but he is one too. Fuck frauditors.
>>85538650He a poseur
Making new dough tomorrow
>>85538652Fuck him and fuck DJE and his SHPO too. Hate the fuckers now.
>>85538662Dj ebin and shippy
Never even seen a fanny hole
>>85538645corrrrr bet that stunk
Friday tomorrow But all the days are the same
>>85538671And never had a propa job
Ship Shippy auditing Gaped Arse
we charlie kirk we carry flame x
>>85538682Like that nine inch nails choon
>>85538650Would be hilarious is labour made this shit illegal. Fuck auditors.
So like, what is an auditor. Been too afraid to ask and im morally against using search engines
bought lobster crisps from m&s. will let you lads know what they're like x
>>85538708Little Tory boy over here ooh la la x
>>85538708We got ourselves an aristocrat over here ladd
>>85538708If they're nice I might get a pack myself (aka get my mum to get some when she next goes).
>>85538714i'm a working-class lad i just went into m&s as a treat didn't i x
>>85538708More of a salt and vinegar man myself
If you were sent to live on an island for eternity and the only way to end it was commit your family to hell for 1000 years would you ever end your island time? Surely you'd have to at some point
Fortnum & mason mong
Good smelling stuff isn't it. You eat too much and you get fat, but you get unlimited smell time
Incels ITT
>>85538787Mong man
Fanny flavoured crisps
You lads ever hear music when you're in-between sleep and awake?
Minge crisps.
Early peep show is so much better than later peep show
>>85538810peaked with series 4 didn't it x
>>85538816Went worse after jlb
>>85538708Got real champagne wine gums to go after them have you, snazzy pants.
early simpsons is so much better than later simpsons
Mid south Park is better than early South Park
>>85538702No free press then. Not gonna happen lad. Incels should be filming women in public and upset them without any legal repercussions.
Me 10 years ago was better than me now. Maybe 12 years ago.
>>85538835Disney+ doesn't even let you watch the Michael Jackson episode. Not right.
>>85538860Same. Im a ghost of my former self
Moroccan pasta
seasideMARK OUT HAVING A FEW JARS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6vKEHco3Fw
Charlie Kirk died for our sins x
FOR ME? IT'S [REDACTED].
Big up all di good lads pon /britfeel/ - unu know di vibes. Time fi cool out, bun di stress, an get yuhself some proper sleep.Nuff respect to all di real ones. Sleep good, wake up fresh, an mek tomorrow treat unu kindly.As fi Lollers? Di man a bag o wire, seen.Bless up, goodnight mi breddas.
>>85538890That's the 1 holocaust victim that hits hard. It really put me off fascism .
>>85538890mad that he told the jews he was thinking of turning against them and they just straight up capped him
>>85538905I'm currently eating rice and peas. I like the local jerk chicken shop because the food is always different everyteim i go
What's your favourite Shaw Brothers film de lids? Hard to beat Come Drink With Me.
>>85538905>As fi Lollers? Di man a bag o wire, seen.Mandem rude. Peace.
I've never seen my dick go in pussy so that has caused me lifelong depression and other mental disabilities. Bennies and PIP it is.
>>85538954This but unironically. Being an incel is a fate worse than death.
Roof of mouth is itchyI try to stop the itch with tongueKind of feels goodKind of feels badAlso press ear in at the same time
>>85538962It really is suffering. Normies just expect you to get on and slave in some job without getting something like this ever in your life. Even when you're not thinking about it, something comes on tv to remind you of it or there's something on on youtube "...this is what my girlfriend thought"
>>85538980I haven't worked in 10 plus years. I was in my early 20s so i wasn't that embarrassed but i can't imagine having to tell people im a virgin in my 30s. One of the reasons i don't want to work again
Imagine using Windows when you can use GNU/Linux (without SystemD). Your files are exposed on Windows. Someone could steal your computer and see them.
>>85538993YA GOT NOTHING TO HIDE YA GOT NOTHING TO FEAR MY LAD
Good news Gemini knows my life inside out thanks to access to my Photos app.
Gonna get me self that Nintendo Switch 2 I reckon. Need summat to do that isn't thinking about how shite life is.
>>85538992Well there's no point me working now. Couldn't even work my way to a relationship because what kind of women are going to be single by the time I am 40? Women are no longer capable of having healthy sprogs in my age group, there will be mostly single mums anyway. I can't get a young girlfriend and experience the best sex because that's just WRONG. Only celebrities, rich men and gigachads can get away with age differences.
>>85539012Ocarina of Timee?
>>85539025That would be one reason for getting one, yeah.
>>85539005There's legal things you wouldn't want people knowing. Such as your collection of tiktok girls in unifom.
Got the shits again, don't I? Well I do, don't I? I do. Well, I do. I do. I have the shits. Don't I? The shits. I said the shits! And it lush. It's lush, isn't it? The shits. Course it is.
What's the best GNU/Linux distro lads? I can't believe people actually use Windows 11 with its AI and telemetry. Must be fucking painful closing down pop-ups and suggestions all the time. Not to mention...the ads and OneDrive trying to sneak your files onto their servers (for scanning).
>>85539053gentoo hehe x
Just went into subway 2 minutes before closing. The subway girl was NOT happy, but cheered up when i Said i only want 12 cookies
Where all my gape bros at tonight? Can you guess the gape?
Does viagra work?
>>85539067Was she fit? You could have marinara'd her meaty balls de lid.
>>85539089She was cute. Kinda plain but cute
>>85539079Imagine putting your willy in there
>>85539079>A womanWoah we only post gay gapes here lad
>got bullied on /ck/ again
>>85539112What did you post lado?
>>85539066Don't want to spend 5 hours compiling the next Firefox update me.
>>85539097You could do that easily with a lad on Grindr.
>>85539137Male ass is disgusting
Hope AI wipes us out soon.
Incels wasting away posting ITT
AI is going to kill us lads ffs.
Shrinking myself down and climbing inside a gape that's lush. x
Sean posting off trip on outer /r9k/ sad! >>85539062
>>85539332How many of those gifs have got?
Hope AI gives me mai waifu desu.
>>85539295You know AI is bad news when there are so many Jews in senior positions at AI companies
>>85539379We aren't that lucky, we won't get that before it kills us. It not on.
I hope AI at least lets me eat some more nuggies before it kills everyone.
Smelly losers
>>85539399It could at least offer death by snu snu.
Wiped out by AI before you got a robot waifu.
>>85539375All of them x
Female fart port
Off to beddinghams nowI fink X
>>85539569strangely normal, this.
All i do is play wow and halo. Its like its 2007 again
>>85539606ive never played either. how active is halo, it is an online multiplayer game isnt it?
>>85539022Older women are almost universally much better at sex than younger women, like anything it gets better with practiceWhich you'd know if you'd had any x
incels rotting away
i made this thread so i wont be making another. your time to shine night guard
>>85539661more to life than women mate
>>85539616I play the masterchief collection. Pretty active on halo 3 4v4. Takes around a minute to find a match. Its hard tho, most of the people playing still have been playing for years
>>85539606did we just miss the boat on WoW Classic?it was free for a month or something, just the vanilla game? sounds cosy but i cba if they've just gradually re-introduced all the expansions and bumped up the charges (i think you needed a standard WoW account and then Classic was like a bonus?)
>>85539662who bakes the bread bakers?
Just done one of those never ending wipes after a poo. Fucking hell I must have went through half a roll of toilet paper
Never got to be an experienced sex doer ;_;
>>85539676There's a few different versions. Wow classic and wow retail are separate subscriptions. Retail is the modern version of the game which has all the expansions (im not completely sure but think you need to buy the latest expansion and that gives you everything up to that point). And then classic contains a few different versions. Classic is the very original version of the game which only goes up to level 60, and only ever will. Then there's burning crusade classic, with includes the first expansion. Then there's something called season of Discovery, which is classic wow with modern quality of life additions. Definitely haven't missed the boat, I'm really enjoying my time on classic, its a slower paced experience but more interesting i think.>>85539685
I've been to jail. Guess what for x
>>85539685Didn't mean to quote u laddo
parcel never arrived in the end. managed to sugar crash myself into a few hours of rough sleep.don't want to just stay up 12 hours waiting for the NEXT postie, got some teenage-flavoured depression going on. it's nostalgic but i think it's just the result of imbibing/not-imbibing chemicals.mad how stuff meant things when you were 14. now it's just like, 'o aye, chronic depression, NEET shut-in, state of the world we live in.'
>>85539731armed buggery(that's when you get it right up to the elbow.)
Hairless fannies
might rewatch that new He-Man flick.it was proper 'mid', but maybe mid is all you need.
>>85539767is this your answer to >>85539731?
smelly incels
>>85539801Takes one to know one x
I had sex when I was 13, so I'm not a virgin. Haven't had sex since though
>>85539828your uncle doesn't count, lad.
>>85539840It was with a severely autistic girl if you must know. I think rape victims are still technically not virgins anyway though lad
over 500 posts!
>>85539828It's been that long it's probably grown back lad
unwashed mongs congregate here
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