Backroom vibes in the care home edition
how do you know how many letters there are in your essay? this is so upsetting
>>85527496there are word/letter counts as a tool you can check in the word programs.
>>85527496Count them. You can count, right?
Are there livestreams where people are having sex and you can pay to give them instructions?
Being an ugly tranny in England is a living hell
Morning lads.Those Steam leaks were a bit mental, weren't they?
>>85527678I really don't give a shit about video games because I'm not a mentally stunted incel.
>>85527492I kinda like this kind of floor but also kimd of hate itUsually it's grey
>>85527549i been count
LMFAO RADIOHEAD
>>85527696What's with the hostility? It's almost 7am and you're seething already.
if you want to play the old call of duty's but the servers are basically dead, there's a mod called bot warfare that allows you to play against ai with progressionlike blops 1 combat training
Don't reply to me until I have my coffee lads x
Shat out me guts x
That big sloppy shite in the morning after you've had a coffee and a glass of orange juice. Corrrr
Classy designer drug ecstasy
>>85527822>>85527838>>85527848Three posts, one poster
Im deeply altistic
Just sparked me spliff, get ins x
fell asleep in my computer chair ladz
>>85527879Same here, gonna watch some Sky Arts at 8. Bob Ross innit xGonna be a good day of telly x
Didn't know there were Hong Kong incels.
>>85527899Never done that but I do find myself getting up, laying upright, nodding off again and then waking up hearing me snore. Feel like an old man now.
>The then 21-year-old appointed Slocombe to build an extension and make the ground floor of the home open plan.>She admitted they were not experts in building work, and while it looked like lots was going on, Slocombe kept finding problems and asking for more cash to solve them. Mad how 21 year old females can move into their own place. Glad she got fucked over by a cowboy builder to be honest. A lad like me would never be able to move out. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clykjmjm6m0o
lads will blame everything other then themselves for their failings in life
Got back on tinder, every guy wants to meet until i mention im mtf.I didnt realise how bad things were out here, and how normalised being mean was. Not even polite declines. I thought this was only on 4chan and twitter. I think if people can be this cruel to me so openly, that shows society is in a very bad way, no wonder so many bad things are happening
>>85528003I'd date you, if you don't mind dating a morbidly obese autistic manchild with rotten teeth and no job
>>85528015Why haven't you got a job?
>>85528019Mentally ill mate
>>85528022Thats fine, are you get help though?
>>85528003Id be interested in getting to know you and seeing where things go.
Feel like a right saddo reading her gran's comments on her feed. Such a loving family she has. She does a lot for her grandmother and goes shopping with her. What about you lads? I wish I could have been a loving lad.
i would literally date anyone at this point, no matter what they look like.
>>85528003What's mean about it? Did they say mean things, or just turn you down because of the male genitalia?
>>85528063You'd date a pakistani?Eww brudda.
>>85528069yep, i would. i just want companionship.
A rose is definitely someone that doesn't see their grandparents just because they have to. Well I expect the grandmother buys her lots of things when they go out so there is some perks I guess. It must be how she can afford all her cute clothes and jewellery.
Oh Wired wants to give me fucking ad articles in my based GNU/Linux news feed reader now do they? Fuck 'em. Deleted the cunts.
>>85528003Would date. 25 employed and only slight tism
Can't believe the old thread died
>>85528089The nightwatch let us down.
>>85528089It is the way it should be, it was only kept going because of spamming.
>>85528046Ahh i swear this is copy pasted!>I'd like to get to know you too, but before we meet i have to let you know im trans>>85528064Listen i dont mind people turning me down, happens all the time. Not every guy is gonna like a trans girl, guess what thats fine.But calling me horrible names, posting sick emojis, calling me deceptive for looking pretty, like this is eugenics talk wtf. Just say "not for me" and move on, why is everyone on a crusade to be cruel, i don't like this country>>85528086I dont mind autism, i just want a guy to be nice, not someone mean! What do you do for work?
New day and yet, somehow the same as all the others. Nothing will be achieved, nothing will bring me happiness and no pussy shall be gotten.
>>85528106Being mean isn't nice, but also you're on a straight hookup site. You're trying to get attention from a tiny %. Does it say it in your bio or anything?You can't say "everybody" is on a crusade to be cruel. You had 3 replies, and not one was being mean or cruel.
*cranks the thread speakers up to MOTHERFUCKEN 11*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS18DC9mJpo
>>85528121Must be bliss to be a carefree NEET like you
>>85528140I'm not a NEET, my life is this shit and I'm a wagie.
>>85528129>You had 3 repliesi got like 250 matches. Every app is for straight people except grindr, which is a disgusting app. I wanted to share my life with someone, but reading your post i realise im a fucking moron for wanting that. Not gonna bother with tinder again. Best to stay alone and safe
>>85528148Yeah sorry I meant on here. My fault for not being clear.Don't be like that, yeah it sucks there's not a trans dating site, but that doesn't mean there's nobody for you. Somebody showed interest on here, yet you've now decided to be alone?No offence, but you're a moron if you give in. As long as you're still trying, there's a chance you could find somebody. Give in and there's no chance.
>>85528106Totally get that and I would like the think I am a nice person. I try to be.I do office stuff. Boring but pays the bills.What do you do in life? Is there somewhere else we could chat?
>>85528170I think those replies were troll posts, i dont think they were genuine. I refuse to believe anyone could ever love me. I dont want much, just some company, someone to be there for me, and me for them. Is that asking too much? Im tired of trying my best to find someone, each time i get more and more ground down and now im just like whats the point
>>85528173Boring is good, i like boring. Im not a very exciting person myself, i do like trying new food, but im mostly a homebody.Do you have discord? Can talk there?
Proper love this I do. Great voice on her.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0oBHApWG5c>>85528183Yep, life do be like that for some of us. I don't think that means we should give in.
>>85528201We would definitely get along, I also love food and am a homebody! I do, nthvoid.
>>85528226with period at end
Phwaor gotten back again me haven't iX
>minor dispute with missus in the morning>holy shit I just don't care, it's really not that important, decide to just throw in the towel for some peace and quiet>phone buzzes at work a few minutes ago>six paragraph message about the same thingFor FUCK SAKE, I was hoping we might have sex tonight, but I guess that's not happening. Fucking women holy shit why are they like this?
>>85528261I saw this on reddit, its a cat was saved from a fire!>oh no i saw all 9 lives flash before my eyes
Looking forward to lunch time to have my sausage, bacon, and egg muffin and read more, Madame Rosette. Anyone reading anything good at the moment?
>>85528313fk off nonse
>>85528313>Looking forward to lunch time to have my sausage, bacon, and egg muffinIs that from tim hortons or Mcdonalds?
What arsehole let the thread die?>>85528313About to have some granola and wovefe.
Kirkiversary eve
Me? Watching AVGN compilations
Kek, never knew Ant-Man had such a controversy in the comments. Apparently this completely ruined his image.
>>85528456based antman beating his wife
I'm gonna have a nap lads
Years ago I had a dream (some pooftahs would say nightmare) where I was in a forest, and there were bombs going off, people being blown up, and I thought it was due to a MW2 session, but watching band of brothers, it was actually a combination of a couple of episodes where they were getting bombed by the germans. Exact scenario, same woods, snow on the ground. Mental.
>>85527786 the O..G. Call of Duty or the Xbox 360 ones on?this is the problem with gamesters accepting "you can't just run server software" one day (on bloomin PC games!)the master servers for Jedi Outcast/Academy are long gone, you can still direct connect to servers and the fan community has their own master list going:https://serverlist.jkhub.org/they can never "take the game offline".that's so spooky. nobody just backed up all of LittleBigPlanet, somewhere? ;_;>>85528421the guitar guy one he just made was sad tbqh. expected some charity link at the end.>>85528456still not sure i get the whole thing with whichever Green Lantern and the fridge. like we know it IS bad and traumatic for a woman/wife/gf to die. the argument could be it's cheap emotion, but doesn't that precipitate it being a bad thing? isn't that the OPPOSITE of sexism...?
Heylp i just wet you (with a water-based lubricant)and this is gay-zybut here's my BUMberso gape me gape-by
Work in 45. Tempted to kms.
>>85528576And damn your soul to hell for eternity? You fool. Just kill your boss and ask for forgiveness.
>>85528576At least you have a job. I am not even going to bother applying these days as I'm bottom of the beggar pile.
>when this baby hits 88mph you're gonna see some serious shit
Bennies for british lads you foreign security cunts. They take all the jobs. No wonder he mad.
>>85528602The security lad at my local Tesco is like the classic Somalian. He's like seven foot, rail skinny, and has massive teeth.
>>85528608They're either Somalians or very old white granddads that would be fucking useless if it all kicked off.
>sticking your dick in crazyYou thirsty fucks should be culled.
>>85528625The Smoking Room got it right twenty years ago. Either a Len or a Lenabdulah.
Wonder if he is adhering to his SHPO. He'll never get pussy now. The police have ruined his life and made him seem like a sex offender without a sex crime conviction. I'd be FUMING.
>>85528652He'll be getting his arse raped in prison that's for sure.
Just had Wetherspoons big breakfast oh it's lush let me tell you x get that in your gob x
>>85528662Looks fucking shit. Where's the sausage, potato bread, and soda bread?
>>85528652You have obsessive compulsive disorder
>>85528666The double sausage was under the toast de lad.
>>85528669He's just a boring online fantasists playing dollies
>>85528675Don't care. No potato bread or soda bread automatically makes it shit.
>>85528662It's more toast than anything else.
>>85528685Extra toast and extra black pudding de lad. 4 coffee's n all I won't need my afternoon nap today that's for sure.
might gan downstairs and see if the post has been.ordered a special parcel yesterday, missed the cut-off but they marked it sent an hour later. probably just them doing that ahead of time then sending it today.but you never know.
>>85528689>extra black pudding.They only give 1 slice, on the "big breakfast"? Bit stingy.
>>85528704I'm having a gurl come to my house today, female DPD driver, not pokerel, cool baseballcaprel.*checks the email*Yep, DPD, was worried there was a B at the start. I don't want a crazy at my house, I'm already crazy thanks.
In Wetherspoons there was two women talking and I think one of them worked in a jobcentre. She said you can tell the "genuine" ones by the clothes that they wear. Whatever that meant, she looked like the wicked witch of the west with blonde hair. You could see the evil and spite in her face as was talking about dole dossers.
>>85528708Oh no. Black pudding was extra as well 95p per slice de lad. Extra toast as well. Go big or go home when it comes to me, that's lush x
>>85528704My Spartacus 4K just arrived. Oh it lush. Might do a double feature at the weekend with Gladiator.
>>85528716if she overheard you bragging about benefit fraud, she'd report it even though that was 'in the community'.by the same token, we should be allowed to report evil people for working in the Jobcentre. they should be on the same of claimants, or at least neutral.it's like if you recruited your hospital's surgeons from Category A prisons.
>>85528725How much for 1 of the devil's testicles?
MASSIVE blow for date eaters in the UK as we've banned Israeli imports from the West Bank. Surely our economy is doomed as we cannot import Medjool dates anymore.
Who's your favourite pornstar, lids? For me? Tori Black.
>mfw the Israelis are seething
>>85528763molly rome
>>85528763They are all the same, just a slut with a hole.
Slut with a holeSlut with a goalWhat is that goal?Moar dicks for the hole.
>>85528763pls don't watch pornography>After catching him watching pornography on his iPad, Marge is concerned that Bart will grow up to be an incel or join the manosphere.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788952198838993.mp4
Ah the house inspection thing is today. FUCK, no way I can do any tidying. Fucker's coming in an hour. Fuck sake.
>>85528816Kek... they've really improved the animation. Looks way less static.
>>85528823Better get tidying up little lad otherwise you'll get a nasty email or text saying tidy up or you're out. Is it privately rented, HMO or council?
>>85528793You've never had sex and still live with your mother.
>>85528835*Housing association sorry. I get HMO and housing association mixed up.
>>85528835Private renting. Not an inspection by the landlord, council coming as I need to be out of here, and need a relocation report done.
>>85528816hearing marge say incel is wild, also she sound really rough now
>>85528838Get yer tits out love, don't be a tease.
Generally speaking intelligent people are nicer. Dumb kids in lower sets are often very mean and unpleasant. Why is this?
>>85528858Empathy takes some cognitive processing ability perhaps?
>>85528823Quick vaccuum and a wipe around the skirting boards usually does the trick. They will have been in worse houses, especially now the Boriswave are here.
Boys turn into boring selfish men.
>>85528858they are both ad bad as each other dumb people are just more direct
>>85528865I'll be able to vacuum. But the rest of the house is in a bad state.
>>85528830eh they're trying for facial expressions, but they still keep the actual shapes all rigid and on-model.needs to be more elastic/rubbery overall, or it just looks like they're having a fit/stroke.
>>85528869tale as old as time mate
>>85528858it's because you're also intelligent, and you're one of the people the other clever-clogses have 'selected'.smart people used to make the mistake of thinking i was one of them, they'd single me out, and immediately start talking shit about any thick person in the room. hated it tbqh.
>>85528854Her voice is beyond fucked doing the Marge voice for almost 40 years now. It will be AI soon like what they did with James earl jones signing over the rights to his voice for darth Vader.
>>85528838Chris Chan did that the ghoul.
>>85528853Oh good, so you're being relocated to a council house/flat then?
>>85528900>It will be AI soonhonestly, do it. i know they have all these bullshit contracts and i'm sure she's doing it for the money (especially if she is legitimately ill). just throw a wad of cash at her and plug it all into AI. when she TRIES to emote as Marge, it sounds like she's struggling ;_;or hire a soundalike actress. there's that guy they used for The Joker in the Arkham games, he does a spot-on Mark Hamill Joker. someone can a do a good Marge.they recast the black characters (remember that whole thing?)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEyRaK4RzJQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z22J3w2XW7Isimilar cadence, but the actual voices are completely different.
LMAO! Katharine Hepburn played a Chinese lassie in Dragon Seed (1944). Might have to give it a watch.
>>85527492is this one of those mirrored images where the left and the right halves are the same?
>>85528945this is why we NEED homosexual actors to play homosexual characters.
What did you lads get?https://taketest.xyz/multilang-vocab
>>85528977Alri' Shippy de LOD?
AB dropped a Portsmouth Aftermath video. Old tart with no bra on did a video to ITV
Might play some Cock Hero soon. We'll I've had 24 hours to recover, haven't I? Course I fucking have.
>>85528999Shippy would get a higher score
>>85528977Not clicking through 150 pairings lad, sorry just cba
I speak English that's good enough simple as.
>>85528977Only language I'm fluent in is English, but I have picked up reasonably good conversational French because I spend a lot of time in an online gaming subculture that's predominantly French.
>>85529039CORRR LOOK AT THAT BIG ARSE IT MAKES MY WILLY GO AWOOOOOOGA
>>85528347All homemade. I got a 4 pack of extra large baps/rolls/barms. Three sauages, 4 slices of smoked bacon, two eggs and loads of fried mushrooms. And it was over 9000 LUSH. >>85528396With yougurt or milk? I need to change up my breakfast. I might give granola a go. Thanks, man. Wovefe makes me schizo or tired. I bloody loved the Costa ice lattes too.
BIG ARSE GO BRRRRRRRRRRR
>>85525891they are now OUT OF ICE CUPSmissed my chance, lads ;_;
>>85529066Creepy paedoo kys
>>85528911I don't know, my head is up my arse, feel like I don't know what's happening most of the time.Just had a big call with the guy coming to check, so now can't do tidying. They keep talking about putting stairlifts in and blahblah, but it will make things worse. I told the guy on the phone if you keep pushing that I'll just drop ya and go homeless.Can not be arsed with this shit, desu. But it is my own fault, had I cared about myself and the future then I wouldn't be in this situation. Health thing was out of my control it seems.
/britfeel/ be out here like>250,000 pounds? ...is that a lot of money to you?
BIG JAPANESE TITS ON A SKINNY PALE JAPANESE LASSIE WHO SQUEAKS LIKE EEEEK EEEEEEEEEK NO SAMA WHEN GETTING POUNDED OH AYE!!!!!!
>>85529112JAV would be the GOAT if they did more gonzo anal scenes
>>85529101You can be anybody you want on the internet with anonymity little lad, always remember that. Lots of LARPers here I've noticed.
The thread watcher goes red. No post seen. Keep trying hard, try hard, little buddy.
>>85529120There are lots of anal scenes in JAV. The butthole is UNCENSORED until they stick something in it so lots of winking and gaping.
Valentine posting on outer /r9k/. Looks like our little friend is getting out and about >>85527455
>>85529131Not as much as Western porn, but my main gripe is that it's not gonzo, there's basically no gonzo scenes in JAV which is fine because I get that it's a different medium for a different audience, but for me I just cannot get into the whole stroylined shite.
He allegedly doesn't see the posts yet they still upset him.
postie at the blue door, having a yell/chat at the OTHER postie at the OTHER blue door.still no guarantee my parcel will arrive today. but you never know x
>>85529137He was only posted because an anon saw him in the catalogue and stole the image/gimmickFuck all to do with us.
>>85529153Is that a parcel packing postie, or just a letter lobbing postie?
>Britain says no to a "State of Israel" without Muslims >air traffic control stops working
>>85529166Holy fucking fuck who gives a fucking shit what these countries fucking six thousand miles away do or how they run themselves? The idea that everyone and every notion needs to have a 'line' on what every other country is doing is fucking insane. The only question we need to ask is "does this materially effect Britain in any way?". If no, then who gives a fuck, not our issue. If yes, then we should just pursue the thing that brings the most benefit to us, nothing more, nothing less.I hate this shit so much it pisses me off so fucking hard.
>>85529165seems to be the two of them in cahoots lad. van just pulled up outside our blocks, no deliveries either way (to any of the flats...?) maybe some letters will come later, other lad started rounded the corner who first, who knows. they both looked empty-handed.worst-case scenario, no deliveries for me, i have learned a valuable lesson not to trust scousers.
>>85529210Might not be the scousers, might just be goyal fail.
Inform the apus that Vincent Pastore passed away back on August 1st. I didn't even know until today.
>>85529151No allegedly about it, lad. I don't see them, nor am I upset or in any other way emotional about anything posted here. If it makes you feel good about yourself to think I'm upset, then keep on, more power to you. Whatever gets you through the day.
how come everybody wanna keep it like the kaiser?
>>85528201Really looking forward to chatting :)
>>85529227how do you feel about your mate sean being gapemong all along?
me? the call me the passengerwhy? because i ride and i ride
NEET life can be absurd sometimes. I definitely need another job eventually. Corrr.>>85528977Did this earlier and forgot to screenshot, got full on Swedish and only messed up on a couple on German and Dutch desu desu. Still got respectable scores on most others. Kind of not that hard especially since they're all the same English words.
>>85529218well i directly compared the Scousers to the Indians, and they both did an equal job. it was Royal Snail letting me down. so you might be right.for the best, though. can't say what the parcel is for legal reasons, but let's just say i'll be spending another day sober (benzos only.)
Didn't see your reply, lad. Try posting like you're an adult and leave out your gimmick and pwnag3 spam and nonsense words, you dimwitted imbecile.
Corrr... a big tits special Cock Hero, is it?
>obsessed with cartoons of little girls>tells others to 'post like an adult'what did the pedophile mean by this?
WHY the everliving FUCK is petrol 170 a litre when oil is still around 100 dollars a barrel? Petrol prices were not that high when oil hit that high months ago!
https://youtu.be/m9SFRp3SFE0
>>85529362Happy merchants.
>>85529422And fucking Trump.
>>85529362Doesn't affect in my boxroom plus I can't even drive
>>8552936250% tax anon, why would the state care about if it is hurting the faggots of the country.>>85529432Nope, the current managers welcome it, because the state welcomes it. They are benefiting from it, well not benefiting, but it helps with repaying the financiers.
>>85529436It does when your tendies go up in price because of fuel hikes.
asked mumberg for tendies and she didn't know what they werei had to say nuggies
The government has decided that for every pound you spend on petrol, they will take 52 pence.
those fat cats in city hall will try to stop me, they'll subpoena my First Amendments, but i don't care if it costs me my badge or even my life. this is my ONE chance to catch The Nonce King, after he got away with my brother 30 years ago. and now word on the street is a Nonce Prince is going to step up to take the King's place (my sources say he's the same age as my brother would have been if he hadn't been disappeared by the pederasts all those years ago, but that's probably not relevant).
Just a reminder lads, that this is what women used to look like and it is normal to be attracted to this.
>>85529446I don't buy the tendies though
>>85529466This is the normal weight for a woman across all of history up until about the 1970s.
>>85529439>>85529456The state didn't suddenly jump the price up 15p in a few days. This is 100 percent greed of the markets. Even if the state were to suddenly cut 15p from the tax, fuel prices will still stay high because of market greed and the oil companies pocket the tax cut themselves as they have done multiple times before.
>>85529466Does it matter what they looked like or what they look like now if you're scared to talk to women
how much sparkle do you like on your tracks?
>>85529479No, they let the market do it, then rubbed their greedy hands together. Oh it wasn't our fault, but while it's happening let's allow it to happen and make a bit of money from it, so we can pay back da joos.
>>85529487Got some on muh cards.
>>85529479>the greed of the marketsMarkets don't have greed, they simply respond to supply and demand. Problem is the people in government cannot even conceive of a world where they aren't meddling in the markets to absurd degrees and demanding their cut in the process.
>>85529500how do you play if you can't read it?
>>85529505I just look at them and say things like wow, and noice.
>>85529488Bastards, all of them.>>85529501>Markets don't have greedlol. If there's no greed, then why are petrol prices so high compared to last time oil hit 100 dollars a barrel?
>>85529518>loss of value of GBP vs USD>increased taxes>reduced supply from Iran war
Capitalists aren't greedy? The market is just a thing, greedy business owners decide what the market value of things are.Communism will not be any better. UBI will not be a thing.Don't reply to this or your mother won't die in her sleep tonight.
My Apu has only just listened to 'Gangnam Style' for the first time and he keeps doing the dance everywhere. Looks like a right tosser, the seethers will be all over him if he don't pack it in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Win_983jlw&t=377shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Win_983jlw&t=495syes' i know what 'acting' is, but damn, wasn't expecting that.
>>85529534>loss of value of GBP vs USDNo, basically stayed steady the entire year>increased taxesWhat new fuel taxes have been introduced in the last few weeks?>reduced supply from Iran warWhich has been happening since February, and oil companies have been finding new routes and new supplies, no need to have sudden price hikes now except for greed.None of which explains which petrol is 170p a litre now when last time oil was 100 dollars a barrel it went up to 150p a litre. Now that I think about it, petrol prices didn't even go down when oil prices went back down, fucking greedy bastards.
Why don't you move to London and become investment bankers?
>>85529580Why become a stressed-out piece of shit when I can just be a lazy piece of shit?
Just speaking with my grandfather about making money, and he said the best way he found was to help the nazis exterminate the jews.Good one ya old weirdo, there's no nazis about nowadays. Don't ask yer elders for help. Did get a cool weird looking lamp tho, so that's neat.
Need to knock this Cock Hero lark in the head. Another hour wasted gooning. Post nut clarity is a BITCH.
>>85529580Based Ebin. Impressive how he turned his life around.
DPD just turned up with my hat.Not a female delivery man. Gutted. I looked a right fool opening the door on 1 knee with the engagement ring held out.NEVER ORDERING ANYTHING AGAIN!
Dried jizz on my belly now. Now I'll have to get a shower and all sorts. Fucking ruined my own day.
>>85529680Don't have that issue when spaffing in toilet paper, desu.Got a bag full of it if any poof's interested. 100 quid per kilo.
>>85529680you ever get that where it goes in your belly button and makes a little jizz lake?
>>85529710Yeah but that's anticlimactic.
>>85529722You could lay it somewhere and aim for it? Or is that how it got on your stomach, trying to get it to land in your belly button?
>>85529738I just like watching my jizz explode.
>Ancient Greek literature did not have a single word for the color blue, instead describing elements like the sea as "wine-dark". Light and Dark: The ancient Greeks categorized colors by brightness and darkness rather than by a modern spectral hue.Kyaneos: This word denoted dark blue, but it also stretched to mean dark green, violet, black, or brown.Glaukos: This term described light or grey-blue, but could also cover light green, grey, or yellow (such as Athena's "grey-gleaming" eyes).mad really
>>85529746You could put targets on your wall?Picnotrel, just an elaborate masturbation scenario with somebody using mirrors to bounce the spunk down to the toilet roll on the bed behind him.
>>85529738i always ejaculate directly into the sink, its just easier like that
>>85529756I'm a create of habit, been spaffing onto toilet roll for decades.
Best decade to be a white British male teenager?
>>8552977190s. Hands down 90s. No questions. 60s were cool for a tiny handful of people in London.
>>8552977150s after ww2
>>85529771Everything has always been shit and will always be shit
>>85529771for me?It was the early-mid 2000sPeak vidya, peak music, peak QT emo slags corrr
>>85529771seconding 90s. i like the rose-tinted meme version of the 80s, but the real world, your home looked like this. you didn't have a massive basement to play Dungeons & Dragons in and play your Soft Cell records (probably tapes anyway).by the 90s you had access to cleaner pills, whatever music you fancied in a cheap/portable format, some of the best bands going at the time, possibly a computer (that didn't consume your life), and not everything was recorded yet.i think everything is just fucked for young people going forward. they'll adjust, but the damage is irreversible. imagine being a 19-year-old who shags a 15-year-old or something.
>>855297771920's for me please.
>>85529807>imagine a 19 year old who shags a 15 year oldcorrrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIW4HMl81hw>PlayStation convinced teenagers games consoles were for grown-ups now>underground rave magazines advertised PlayStations like they were some alternative hobby>Ministry of Sound put PlayStation chillout rooms in their nightclubsit's all that gritty 90s cool, too. Tarantino films, Oasis albums, smoking cheap weed in concrete Britain.the new millennium brought us hope with all the cool new technology. now look at it. world's a crock of shite.
>>85529807> imagine being a 19-year-old who shags a 15-year-old or something.Relatively normal in the 80s, 90s and 00s and then became very very not ok in the 2010s. Social media did a number on society
>>85529843>Relatively normal in the 80s, 90s and 00ssays person born in like '96
>>85529841>smoking cheap weedThat was the crap thing about then. Bush. Then dirt bar in the 2000s. Better now, for sure.
That new Nintendo direct was fucking crap. Can't believe I spent 46 mins of my life watching it
>>85529870Was it just zelda?
>>85529841I remember playing Mario 64 on one of these setups on holiday in Salou when I was a kid.
couldnt imagine being 30+ and still posting here
>>85529841Thought those were milking stations for semen extraction before I saw the controllers hanging off them
>>85529872No just a load of other crap. New Kirby game at the end that's about it.
>>85529859we had hash (i think? we called it 'tack'). crumbly resin shite, not the actual buds/leaves/anything. nobody even knew where to get the plants you'd see in films.revolting stuff. maybe there's nice, pure hash, but this was horrible sludgy tar that made you whitey (vomit). can't say it was fun standing around in cold woods crumbling this into a shitty joint, smoking it, and trying not to be sick.i'll give zoomies one thing: they're living in a golden age of drugs. if you want pure MDMA powder (not some mystery pill) you can get it, and test it.
couldnt imagine being 31+ and still posting here
>>85529878A lot of lads came here around 2014 (gamergate and fappening and beginning of the alt right) or around 2016 (US election). Usually got into it as teens or early 20s. Makes sense ten years on a lot of people would be in their early 30s.Myself included
>>85529893I've been here since 2008 at least. I remember making Lost vertical memes on /tv/ and durnposting. Fucking hell... almost twenty years.
>>85529890Don't have to imagine it, I'm living it.
>>85529888Hash was the best now it's all tainted shite. At least you knew where you stood with a bar of tar.
>>85529901Yeah. Would not surprise me some lads being in their 40s here. Got into chanology in 2007 with Scientology thing and then still coming back occasionally 20 years later.
Me? 37. Been here since 2009.
Funny seeing comments on YouTube on music videos >I am 79 and I remember listening to thisInternet is a very different place now.
>>85529888Same, but it was rarer to find, but also had squidgy around a lot (late 90s) and stuff like red and gold seal. I had some trippy black once, squidgy dipped in lsd. Me and a fren bucket bonged some then went for a walk. Freaked out thinking we were being chased, ran through loads of gardens and got to another frens house. Stayed the night there tripping our tits off, kek. Trips as well, had loads of paper and solids when I was 16 ish. Brilliant it was.Getting into choons as well, I was more into bands but started liking dance music in my teens.First time I heard this? I'd say 94, top playground at school on dinner break. CD walkman.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z69S4CFilskI was mainly a choon man from that day onwards.
I want to have a son but I am worried he will turn out retarded or a paedophile or something
Enjoyed 28 Days Later the Bone Temple. Nice film. Liked the Savile reference. Wonder if the Order of the Nine Angles think they are like this
>>85529941Watch something decent instead of slop.
>>85529946Dumb comment. 28 days later bone temple has interesting themes of religion vs science and nihilism vs hope. Went over your head I think.
>>85529950Haven't seen it you mong.
its 28 YEARS later, mongboy
>>85529926im sick of nearly every single music video comments being: >2025 anyone???>Who listen in 2026???>Real ones listen in 2024 teeheeFucking mongs
Grown man sat alone in boxroom, seething at YouTube comments, what a winner.
I want her to sit on my face and fart
>>85529968what a shite comeback ladLike fucking abysmal
Oh boy, he did NOT like that post.
28 years later for that mong to realise he's a mong. LMAO.
Royal mail might be delivering something today. I say might, as it's royal mail.I'll give it till 5, then a quick strip was shall be had, and then I'm off out into the IRL.
>>85529999kek you've really done him
Have you ever wondered if he will get fatter?
Name a bad track from The Zuton's Tired of Hanging Around albumpro tip: you can't
>>85530018nta but i put on a lot of weight in my 20s, started doing cardio recently and now im slim and beautiful again
Need to buy something for 1 to 2 quid, any ideas?
>>85530036Get a pokemon card from ebay.
>>85530036How about buying a clue
>>85530036a hard boiled egg, nutritious and delicious
I love the 28 years days later series. Good British horror.
FUCK ROYAL MAILUseless twats.
any of you lads play this? spunked myself from the demo back in the day
Feeling very low today, lads. Not even sure why, just nothing really going right in my life.
>>85530187have you tried pulling yourself up by the bootstraps?
no this one is ours you can't use it
Hello Tony
Do you mean anything by this? It's fake. Buttholes are glued on by energy drink ingredients
thank fuck im back from tesco, I cant stand the food shop. Too many people, too bright, too much stimuli and the people inside are slow retards. At least they dont change where items are so I can just absolutely speed run it and zip around, dont even care how im perceived anymore, fully accepted to staff that im that one autistic man who speed runs around tesco.
>>85530187I'm also having a crappy time of late, but things may get better. Just because it's bad now doesn't mean it will always be bad.
New gimmick idea. I post vague sentiments and attach cat picture
>>85530355A good pictures if BSHs?
Been to the Royal Armouries Museum with my gf today, what have you lads been up to?
>>85529235Knew it all along myself, no one else is monged out enough to do it.
>>85530381Watching the dough rise
>>85530381read this as gf teddy at first, thought you were one of those adult spastics that takes a teddy everywhere
>>85530355Unable to have an authentic conversation. Lacking in intelligence and experience?
>>85530355>>85530411sounds class this, looking forward to it>>85530136seconding this. might be the Indopudlians tbfair but let's just say i didn't have any 'ketamine' (wink) in today.took some benzos and a zolpidem, just waddled off to the shop and got some booze in. been a few weeks. booze might be good, right lads? got gin + tonic, few of those cocktail cans, four bottles of ale.if booze isn't good THIS time i'm NEVER drinking until next month. and that's a fact x
>Our own local symbol of celebrating the new millennium is in such disrepair that it's probably going to get knocked downCouldn't ask for a more on-the-nose metaphor for how these last two and bit decades have gone desu.
Last thing you see before it goes down your gullet
>>85530381Wish I had a GF and wish I could go to places like that :((((
>>85530425nobody is taking that away from you, lad. some anon pops in and says they're feeling depressed or gives a single line of poetry, you can still have your intelligent discussions (let me guess: philosophy or news about immigration?)your goal is to put people down, it's very transparent. but the irony is, what's stopping YOU from posting your intellectual discourse on the board it belongs on? could it be that /lit/ would THRASH you, pwn you into the stratosphere, leaving you only to bully your lessers on /britfeel/ while simultaneously acting like you've accomplished some great feat?
>>85529580Quid for quid, I make far more than 90% of Londoners thanks to where I live. Once all my rent and bills are paid I have 1300 squiddlies in the pocket.Get fucked southies.
>>85530466Is 1300 squiddlies a lot of money for you?
>>85530472It's more than the average Londoner sees after paying 1500 in rent alone. Most of them barely have 300 to their name after all the bills.
Big man about to drop how he goes on holidays to the French Riviera
>>85530464>leaving you only to bully your lessers on /britfeel/ while simultaneously acting like you've accomplished some great feat?Yes
>>85530489Why the fuck would I go to France? I see enough Muzzers where I live.
>>85530489me? been to crete in april this year and garn corsica in october. what can i say i love the med
We'll always have Paris, are kid...
>>85529206The question you should be asking is who who benefits politically from PM taking this position? Is it to satisfy voters or party activists or interest groups or allies (probably not in this case) or donors.
>>85530492well, okay then.
stuck at work for another 2 hours, it a hard life but somebody (me) has to do it
The question we should be asking is what's best for anon in his boxroom
>>85530520cor, did you know they HAD to have the bittersweet cuckoldry ending because the Hays Code meant it was illegal to show an interracial gangbang on top of a piano?
I think we need to affirm international rules based order.
>>85530559Kek. I watched my 4K of Casablanca before bed last night and it's insane how much detail they got out of it. The clouds of smoke on Rick's Cafe and the tears forming in Bergman's eyes. Amazing stuff. I think it's an okay film. I don't go crazy for it like others do but damn does it look nice.
Harry Jae Robb
Might watch some transgender videos
I'm fond of the French Riviera
>>85530440Corr propa lush x
What's wrong with the french riviera?
>>85530631It french innit
>>85530571yeah i haven't seen a TON of classics but the way it's put together is great, they struck gold with how seamlessly cool it is.was a bit disappointed with that new Spider-Noir (it Spider-Man, but noir). they made a big deal of filming it ye olde fashioned way but you can really tell it's just a gimmick. not how they'd actually film if it was black and white (rather than filmed in colour then desaturated).same goes for whatever that 1950s improv/jazz film was some lad mentioned the other night. sat and watched that, weirdly fascinating, but it was such a clusterfuck. dodgy acting, weird framing, nothing connected.
Me mates back in Brum buzzin
>>85530435Don't drink ever
Prefer the cinque terre desu me
Got that orange Fanta agains.
>>85530674fanta is supposed to be orange
I never knew the old Vienna before the war, with its Strauss music, its glamour and easy charm...
>>85530679Ya joking
I got panache
>>85530679>>85530696i'd say this is that thing where some people see green as red or whateverbut it SAYS 'orange' on the tin IT SAYS
>>85530639That was me, mate. Shadows? I'm hoping Cassavetes later films are actually decent because that was clearly a student project. Some parts were funny though, intentionally or not I'm not sure, like when the black fella comes over for the date and she's just berating the fuck out of him.Spider Noir is a weird one. No director would put out a colour and a black and white simultaneously IMO because they're shot for a specific scheme. I heard it was decent though? But what's the PROPER?
i got cajones
>>85530717Alri' Tony Montana?
Just poured the Fanta twist
>BREAKING NEWSTHE TATE BROTHERS HAVE BEEN DENIED BAIL They will remain detained for the duration of their extradition proceedings.
>>85530733Good news matey
I'm crossdressing
I'm crossfaded
I'm crossgaped
I'm crosseyed
I'm Crossydressing. Lanyard squad unite.
>>85530712Shadows aye. never heard of Cassavetes before but i read the Wikipedia article afterwards (guessing i watched the 'later' cut?)i sort of get it, jazz-as-film. it can go off in some random direction. but if you're improvising and doing the whole 'yes, and...' thing, it didn't track. the one black fella was going >i'm a proper singer! now they got me introducing a girlie show?!okay, so that's his character, he has motivation, he was something he wants. he mentions it again, and again. then...nothing.racist fella discovers his gf's brother is black (somehow)? wonder where that'll go. fights? learning something? oh, it goes nowhere.was lollin tho how they managed>boy meets girl.>boy n girl shag.>they go their separate ways.in the span of about 60 seconds. that really is some student improv exercise, like that was 'their slot'.>I heard it was decent though? But what's the PROPER?i only watched the black-and-white version and had fun for a bit, but it descends into standard capeshit fare with laser blasts that were obviously meant to be in colour.it's cute at first when it's Nicolas Cage in lounge bars trying to solve a mystery, Brendan Gleeson just being this ruthless crime boss. but i suppose capeshit has to get to the lasers ;__;
what does it feel like to get doxxed
>>85530805Like you wish you could murder the faggot coward doing the doxing and get away with it
>>85530783Dang didn't know Brendan Gleeson was even in it. Might watch it if I ever get Prime again.In Shadows did you notice the insert shot of the black brother (not the real black brother) that they edited in and he didn't have any bronzer on and looked completely white. Had me laffin that did.To be fair, his later films are really wel received so I have high hopes and a lad here said Killing of a Chinese Bookie is his favourite film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnkguo1_kRIweird seeing this in colour, but yeah it has that 1950s film look to it.if they ever did a season 2, i guess it'd be about Spider-Noir no longer being an arsehole. but YOU GO SPIDER-NOIR, YOU SHOW THOSE BULLIES
>>85530828It's already been cancelled but apparently it was just a miniseries anyway?
I DON'T WANT TO BE GAPED I'VE STILL GOT SO MUCH LEFT TO GIVE.
Matt Allwright can fucking DO ONE the absolute NONCE.
just want to go back to playing ps1 on a portable telly at the granberg's houseit aint right goddamn it
>>85530868I remember playing Spyro on my granny's telly that had a wooden face and knobs. Lush.
>>85528977>russian and ukrainianlol
>>85530839tbqh i have more than lost track of all this superhero stuff.maybe there'll be another decent standalone thing here or there (how they SHOULD do it). overall, i had fun with Spider-Noir. a bit different, and just a nice little tribute to the genre it's pastiching.more people pls care about Video Nasty. yes it's woke because there's a half-black kid, but it's a fun little miniseries. it's both 'remember [70s horror film], u guise?!' AND a tidy little romp in its own right.
Love my new perfume. Mum said I smelled nice x
>>85530894What [STREAMING SERVICE] is it on? Fuck me black people just can't exist can they?
Vernon Kay looks dead behind the eyes.
cried watching that co-op funeral care advert. the one about the woman who wore cowboy boots. just hit me out of nowhere i feel like a right twat
>>85530928>Vernon Kay looks dead behind the eyes.same
>>85530937Nobody deserves to die for wearing cowboy boots.
Right good taxi journey back from the psychologists. I knew it was going to be good as classicfm was on the radio, then we had a good ole chat about democracy.>>85530435I have weed for now, then a pizza then more weed. Might even play minecraft.Got to stay in tomorrow now for these useless cunts. Yes I did have plans. The one day I won't be (will be now the cunts) sat in doing nothing all day.
funeral adverts are so ghoulish, should be banned honestly
They should bring in adverts with women fully naked and also have naked women presenting the news and weather. That's just my idea but it's a good one isn't it? Big chebs and jiggly arses on telly for all to enjoy.
>>85530937this is the advert if anyone was interestedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HheGqGVQXs
This is gonna be some next level fucking kino
Very excited for generation 6 of My Little Pony
>>85530918iPlayer de lad. pure random click from me one day.>Three teenagers set out on a quest to complete a cult VHS collection. However, they are involved in the investigation of a murder, becoming prime suspects and public enemies.obviously a bit Stranger-Things-y, but it reminds me of how British TV series and films USED to be made in the 90s/2000s. surprised it wasn't more of a hit really, everyone bummed Derry Girls and Adolescence but why not this?
>>85530973I'm pretty hype. Nathan is yet to disappoint with any of his projects.>>85530979Back to your containment board.
>>85530987aw somepony is grumpy
Still laughing at ageing incels ITT
Literally never got how a straight man could enjoy pegging. Look at this shit it looks fucking painful.
>>85530991Nah I wank to MLP porn all the time but best to discuss it elsewhere.
>>85530973i hope so. i only just found out about this whole saga/woman because of this documentary.my friend is a phlebotomist and even she didn't know. all the big American news stories were about how "it'll be cheaper than Medicare, and even available in Walgreens" so i just didn't have a frame of reference for any of it.but i did some reading and yeah it's absolutely wild. even the VOICE she puts on in interviews, it's just so flagrant. the filmmaker is some comedian guy, but i hope he lets her speak rather than tries to one-up/stitch her up all the time.
>>85530992the biggest issue is that women dont know how to fuck. they go straight into ramming you from the getgo without any foreplay or anything. i had a black girl peg me on our 3rd date and she just started ramming my ass at 100mph, it fucking hurt, so i told her to stop.
>>8552897797 big man x
>>85530994"Zimmy's Wedding Night", colourised, 2026
Gave the Apu a hundred quid to go get supplies like bottled water, loo roll and canned food in preparation for that El Nino bollocks and the mong spent it all at a pick and mix in B&M. Taken his Nintendo Switch off him and have banned him from going to SPACCA Sports Day on the 19th. Really isn't worth introducing them to tangfastics like a lot of the lids here, it drives them to a single minded obsession to try them all.
>>85531013was meant for >>85530994 sorry x
come to think of it, blood testing lady reminds me of this guy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00gAbgBu8R4nobody online really believed him, but it's like he said just the right amount of buzzwords to get investors. all the team/footage were just rendering 3D scenes normally.now he does crypto or online casinos or something. guess he never technically broke the law, just made stuff up
Playing pool with some mates tomorrow x
Clean it up wagie, chop chophttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/eRwUfOJwn5I
>>85531032Your own fault for trusting a scientifically inferior being with your money. You should be done for abuse, lid. He NEEDS that Switch, otherwise he could die of boredom. Reporting you to SPACCA.
>my imaginary frog did this XD>omg did your imaginary frog really? XDaging incels itt
>>85531081it's /britfeel/ culture. if you don't like it, leave. simple as
>>85531081aging incels and their frogs ittFTFY bb.P.S show bobs
>>85530994Is that little lad getting piped?
>>85531087And who are you? the incel police force? kek
weird gimmick/catchphrasewho ISN'T ageing?
>>85531107>who ISN'T ageing?Dead people?
ageing winning incel alone in a boxroom, what a life
>>85531113i dunno. i'd argue they still are. rocks age. buildings age. (i could go on.)
Im built like Kamala the wrestler
I have a huge gut
>>85531145Ah yes but if they ceased to be then they would not age. Does a crushed rock age? Does a demolished building age?
I have a enormous gut
>>85531151I'm built like African Dream Hakeem
Would a rock that has fallen from a great height and smashed onto the ground still be a rock? It is 1 rock, but broken into parts, but to somebody who stumbled upon the scene, there would be multiple rocks.
i want a church girl who go to church
I bellymog Kamala
>>85531173They're all sloots
I want to wrestle him
>>85531199Phwooooaaaaaaar get them pants off little lad
evening feelers
Belly bounced by Shippy till I lose consciousness then waking up behind a bin in Banbury with a gaped arse.
>>85531199Lovely little twink there, bet he looks lush taking bbc
I have a gigantic gut
>mam me post about an imaginary frog on an obscure incel forum got a (You)!>why are you crying mam?
>>85531210I talked to him but couldn't get anything cooking so I'm posting his pic into the wind
>>85531231Kek lots of incels doing that ITTDon't even have time for mummy anymoreTo busy comparing pixels online
Did you stay sober today?
>>85531291Never not been sober even once in my life. Just see nothing appealing about drugs or alcohol.
Corr, finally some proper scran.
>not now babe, someone's posted a new ai apu image on /britfeel/
Nugens only know slop. Kek, no wonder they long for the peak times of yesteryear.
>>85531236Hit home a bit much that :/
Got pissed last night as I had no weed and now I remember why I stopped drinking and became a ganja man
Makes me sad people deny their existence.
>>85531345Don't deny their existence, just fucking hate them.
>>85531355Still hiding from Spark Frog?
>>85531326Ok Alessandro, we know.
On WoW
>Ice Spice just ruined herself with giant red cursive script tattoos on her thighs saying "Saint" and "Sinner", one under each butt cheekffs why?
>>85531373What realm are you on bud
>>85531355SPACCA have made Helperphobia a criminal offence in Feelshire, lad. The Frog Knockers will be paying you a visit shortly.
>>85531295I alternate between alcohol and benzos. Today is a booze day.
Just heard SPACCA are planning on dropping their high court challenge to the culling of thousands of wild Apus, just in tears about it. The little lids have been failed by everyone, its not right.
>>85531403Sounds horrid. Does it improve your life in any way?
Anyone fancy a hard boiled egg? Theres plenty to go around!
>>85531414I'll have 1 please anon pal.
>>85531388Spineshatter
Wish I had the guts to just quite my job and leave society to go live in the woods desu good for him
>>85531414unironically one of my favourite foods. easy to make, cheap, nutritious and fills you up, also you can pair it with delicious sauces and condiments that otherwise would be weird to eat on their own
I sometimes buy pre-boiled eggs in the little tub as part of the shop meal deal then eat them at work. People seem slightly weirded out by that, but they wouldn't bat an eyelid if you were eating a bar of chocolate or a bag of crisps. Make it make sense?
>>85531493Realistically how much is he pulling in with those kind of views?
>>85531032I've been training mine for the big day in the park today for the 19th. Had him doing all sorts jumping through hoops, lifting weights the works. I've told him if he wins he can have his body weight in haribo tangfastics.
Saw that The Dog Stars kinomoviefilm didn't I? It was okay. A bit derivative though imo desu desu.
I smell really good x
I smell really bad x
I smell really gaped x
I love Glen Benton
Check out Jesus early life
>>85531683was selling gear on the streets of Nazareth by 14.bit hypocritical for him to be wrecking bread/jewellery markets 'in his father's house' at age 30.
when i go to sleep all i ever see is youx
I'm after you mate
Miss having hair
Miss having ket (it's been one day)
Miss being a productive member of society
I used to have it all, now I'm alone.
Darren Sarll
neighbours called me niggertold me go back to your own countryyoutube.com/watch?v=VFqhJyvly1g
>be pretty 22 year old and live life on easy mode>*DIES*bet she never done a hard days work and probably wouldn't have if she lived a long life.
>>85531967isnt the beehive where HHL goes?
Sex is amazing lads
>>85531981Neither have half the lads here
Are you having a wonderful time, /britfeel/? I'm having a wonderful time!
>>85532009agreed ladI just can't back down from a bumsesh any more x
You lads listen to hip-hop?
>>85532014Difference is I can't be a beautiful girl and leech of some man who will do most of the heavy lifting financially. Ever wonder why girls move out early on in life?
Should I let Gemini gain a DEEP UNDERSTANDING of my life?
>>85532035SUPER NINTENDO SEGA GENESIS WHEN I WAS DEAD BROKE MAN I COULDN'T PICTURE THIS 50 INCH SCREEN MONEY GREEN LEATHER SOFA GOT TO RIDES A LIMOSINE WITH A CHAUFFEUR
>>85532039Sounds like you want to be a rentboy
>>85531664Always thought it was super cringe even as a teenager when he said he was going to kill him self at the age of 33 to mock Jesus, something like that.
when i was just a little baby boy my mama used to tell me these crazy things
She was alive when 9/11 happened...wow.
I made a promise to God that I would never listen to Deicide ever again. I stumbled upon a video of this Christian couple reacting to once upon the cross yesterday and it played during the video. When I was listening to it an unwanted subconscious thought entered my head and said on its own "oh this feels so good" after not listening to it for probably a year now. Half way through I turned it off. Moral of the story is never let evil take root, good always triumphs in the end.
What are you doing tomorrow to celebrate the anniversary of Charlie Kirk's death?Gonna have a few jars I reckon x
Scalp is full of lumps and sore spots again. This got anything to do with not washing my hair or showering lads? It's getting me down to be honest. Just when it starts to get better it gets all irritated again.
She looks like she's 10 at 18 kek.
>>85532139You smelly prick why aren't you showering? And what do you mean by lumps? I have cysts all over my scalp of various sizes and I shower multiple times a week. It's genetic.
>>85532155I'm too depressed and it feels like a lot of time wasted doing that regularly. I get up at weird times too so it would be too disturbing to parents.
10 years tomorrow ladsWe are charlie kirkWe carry the flamehttps://youtu.be/kAgRYLkMzaQ
>>85532104i was 6 when 9/11 happened, nearly 7.mumberg had a sun newspaper on the kitchen dining table and I saw that specific shot of the buildings on fire the news were all sharing around.i knew it was awful but I didn't know about terrorism and all that yet. ended up not askin her about it.my family never told me about it and didn't fully realise what I was looking a until a few years later.
used to love going raving i did x
The juice is flowing
30+ year old incels ITT wasting their life away
Weirdarse womfy kikeslop this wasX
>>85532193I was just starting secondary school then. Didn't even know about it until I care home because no phones. I remember sitting on the floor wanting to watch children's tv programmes but it was just BBC News all day.
>>85532251Not wasting my life as that implies I had any potential to begin with. I'm surprised I even made it this far.
>>85532251True lad. I can't see it happening at this point. What woman is going to want an unemployed man with no relationship experience or life adventures? Think of the women my age that are single - mostly single mums, disabled or terrible women. Thinking about it makes me depressed.
>>85532251Life is what you make itAnd I'm making lemons
>>85532251And you're here watching us.
Try to please every1 and you'll please no one
I want a a pregnant cat I want to help a cat raise a litter of kittens or a rat or mouse raise some beans it's not fair it's NOT FAIR!
>>85532350Just get a cat lad
evens: beerodds: a single plumb floating in perfume served in a mans hat
>>85532344Corrrrrr! That's a lush British Shorthair de lid? Best kitties!
>>85532359Alri' there Yoko Ono?
>>85532370number eight
number nine
Newest cuckGPT verbal tic involves it calling a given thing/circumstance/factoid "delicious" for sum raisin>There's actually a delicious X in Y (...) Idfk why it does this but it's like every other prompt nowSilly ahh clankerberg innitX
how long a bag of sweeties last you xfew days 4 me x
>>85532389*burps loudly*
George Floyd was a N
>>85532419I eat them within an hour like pig
>>85532419They last you longer because you have nobody to share them with
Pink Floyd was a B band
Miss my pet hamster. That was a good three years back then.
>>85532477what was the little guys name?
Hamsteranons hamster burning in hell with Snarf.
>>85532524there'll be no more meaniness from you fren
>>85532433This cat would be arrested under a reform government for wearing a balaclava.
>>85532524Did you squeeze all your pets to death before they could love you?
>>85532539balaclavas and not face covering so muslim women can still cover up. two tier reform init?
>zerohedge.com/political/female-lindsay-clancy-jurors-have-public-meltdown-over-mistrialGood article this The line about the roastie juror gushing about the chad attorney's "vibe" was p funny nglWomeme's rights really are a meme, just like womemes deyselfs. It'd be funny were it not for the prolapse of western civilization caused by said womeme's rights
>>85532540I had an Apu but it'd spill water down himself whenever he had a drink so I took his water away and would full body chinese burn the vile frog till I could fall asleep.
>>85532554That's imaginary anon. Can you only have imaginary pets now, due to your condition?
>theepochtimes.com/tech/ai-researcher-resigns-warns-of-dangers-6084967Bit alarming this innitX
Lyrica and omad induced coma coming on strong, beddybyes imminent.Weighed myself earlier I've lost 3st, 4 more to go.Nanight x
>>85532563He ran away from home the day I got risperidone.
You've got the put the little shits in their place or they'll be eating you out of house and home.
>>85532644>You've got the put the
>>85532583I'm sorry anon, steroid cream should sort that out.
>closedAI deploying 10k agents at the same time to solve the navier stokes thangckin ellX
>>85532644Got to put them in their place or they'll get delusions of trying to spark you out. Even the more docile ones can turn. Was attacked by my family Apu as a kid at Christmas once when it didn't get the Mousetrap board game he wanted.
30+ year old males btw
>he thinks females under 30 post here.
What the hell mate
>>85532789>What the hell mateWhat?
My Pot-Bellied 'Pu just snorts, oinks, and eats Rustlers. No trouble at all. Well, occasionally he'll roll in his own shit. But it's in his nature, innit l?
>>85532889>>85532889>>85532889the sandwich won
Me? I only talk about hard hitting, mature and erudite topics. None of that imaginary frog bollocks.
I've not made a new threads lads, because I messed up the name. Don't look in the catalogue. Somebody else should make one.
>>85532890>>85532892i got you famalamadingdong
