Kino edition Previous>>85545033
hey dvdlad x
Wow forever looks interesting
>"brit"feel>posts swedefeels
Another instalment of rating every Haribo flavour they have in my local corner shop.Haribo jelly beans. Wasn't expecting much of these, but they were very nice. Interesting flavours you don't typically get in, say, a own-brand packet of jelly beans. Good texture, unique flavourings. Solid. Would probably get these again.
Finally a FUCKING DVD EDITION. The Virgin Spring is my favourite Bergman film, however.
Never watched a Bergman film. I have Fanny and Alexander downloaded though. Worth a watch as my first Bergman film?
>>85552312I once ordered a massive tub of these and they were disgusting. Maybe i just got a bad batch who knows.
>>85552329Not as your first IMO as it's sort of his magnum opus in a lot of ways. I'd suggest you start with something a bit lighter like Summer with Monika.
Me? Would rather watch Bad Boys. Enough with these toff arty movies that bore you to death
>>85552329>I have Fanny and Alexander downloaded thoughHope it's the extended TV version
This is better than any Bergman flick
More of a flick man myself
>>85552369The theatrical is perfectly fine IMO.
>>85552375Good film this lad. Im also too much of a mong for kino
what did you think of marty supreme dvdlad x
Uncut Gems > Marty Supreme = Good Time > Smashing Machine
https://youtu.be/lcSy2TywNLc?is=tmccvUuh0egvT4kiLolz
What do you lads think of Business Secrets of the Pharaohs by Mark Crorigan?
My BFI set doesn't have the TV version of Scenes From a Marriage which is fucking annoying.
>>85552476I still need to watch uncut gems
>>85552498Do it lad it's in my top 10 films of all-time x
>>85552493>BFIBoyfriend imagined?
oh nononono lad x
>>85552509That's how it was spelt in the episode so who's the mongboy now eh? Ey, answer me
>>85552509Delete the post lad. It's okay, we won't judge.
>>85552506British Film Institute you bellend.
Todays afternoon bumsesh was visceral. Lad had me in a full Nelson when he busted my fuckin' arse right open. CORR.
Favourite Steve McQueen (the British director) film? Got to be Shame for me.
>>85552490put British London on the maplots of respect
>>85552534Did he really lad?
>>85552532BFIYB, never heard of it, you're making these up, aren't you?
watching animal planet and getting all drugged up on reefers x
>>85552540I liked that flick
>>85552549I know that's not the real slang
Just snorted another reefer.
i reckon dvdlad irons his socks
>>85552540Hunger for me as I'm a Norn Iron taig.
>>85552568Hunger is class, lad. Loved the scene with the priest.
Michael Fassbender is cool
Haven't had a good wank in years
Favourite actor is Joaquin Phoenix or maybe Mads Mikkelsen.
Women around the country will be opening their legs for their hung Deano boyfriends within the next few hours, gallons of spunk will be spilled tonight and that is lush x
Druk is absolute kino. I love Druk threads on /tv/ x
>>85552586Mine is unironically Nic Cage
>>85552594What's happening in the next few hours?
>>85552482dunno what this is, don't fancy bullying a random person tbqh.but from the few minutes i watched, god damn do i hate the word 'journey'.
Incels monging out ITT all day
>>85552616id say kys but that's a bit much. So, destroy your computer
Why are there so many paedos on /tv/ and /v/?
My favourite actor is Charles Laughton. Watch him in Hitchcock's Jamaica Inn. Fucking amazing.
Nothing comfier than classic AVGN compilations
Favourite film got to be The Master RIP Phillip Seymour Hoffman x
Now I have to import Criterion's Scenes From a Marriage because it has the TV version. Fuck sake. BFI done me big time.
For me its goodwill hunting
I am all alone in my boxroom
Any lads watched Happiness?
>>85552637I liked when he shit himself in Along Came Polly. Truly no other actor could have pulled it off.
>>85552661I've been the sequel pursuit oh happyness
>>85552661Oh my days what a cracking, fucked up film. Got the Criterion 4K, me. You should watch Dark Horse by the same director.
For me it's an obscure niche kung fu dvd only available at HMV x
>>85552670Oh, really? What's that? I just managed to get the Joseph Kuo Cinematic Vengeance box set sealed on eBay for 86 quid. Don't get much more niche than that.
PIGFUCK.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw54-yDc6Jg
All those old martial arts films are the same film over and over again. Oh, a temple was burned down? Let's fight in this field for thirty minutes. Play another record.
For me? Its shanghai noon
>>85552710For me it's Knights
Guy on till at the off-license was obviously high out of his mind. Smelled like weed and had red eyes. Considering reporting him to his employers.
Obscure French nonce movie
>>85552729No films posted iit are obscure
If you're a paedo watch Nymphomaniac Pt 1 and 2.
another day wasted oh aye x
>>85552740not a nonce but i enjoyed nymphomaniac and i'm not a huge lars von trier fan
>>85552760Haha i know, losers watching football. Not like us lads here posting about poos they've had recently
Welper noncing in the flamingo land bogs
Mong stringing same words together in random order
Incel having a melty
For me? The Dreamers. Eva Green's tits in 4K are LUSH!
>>85552821AWWWWOOOOOOOOGA BIG MUMMY MILKERS
>>85552811He's the Sunderland Gapemaster. You need your batty gaped? For the price of a kebab wrap and six 2.3% ABV brews he can hook you up with some monster meat mandingos.
Been watching the street with my mum on ITVX for the past two hours. I vaguely remember it being on 20 years ago. It has Timothy Spall in it who I like he's a good northern lad.
>>85552856Very good but depressing show that. Another good McGovern show is Moving On but it was made for BBC Daytime. Still enjoyable from what I recall.
>>85552851Are a few of these mtf trannies? Tf is that little silly looking thing where their fannies should be fuckin ell
Incels getting upset all day ITT
>>85552851Have you imagined the smell?
>>85552863Are you a fag or tranny
>>85552862I watched episode 2 where that old man wants to commit suicide. Brought a lot of bad memories back it had a happy ending but still a bit grim, especially watching it with me mam.
Me? I come here to read every post and comment on them that you're here 24/7 and are a useless incel spastic.
favourite lars von trier film? dancer in the dark for me. fucked up film
>>85552877Neither! x
>>85552884Probably Melancholia but I do love Dancer in the Dark. I was glad to finally get a HD copy this year. Breaking the Waves is also phenomenal. You seen The House That Jack Built? Some SHIT in that flick. Damn.
Up the Arse(nal)
lmagine
Big fat arse gaped and ready to accept my tiny cock.
For me? Its the timeless cinematic masterpiece "click". Tying conedy and tear jerking drama together seamlessly.
>ex Newcastle player just done this to welper at the stadium of lightdoes he browse de lids?
boxroom is such a funny word to me
>>85552917Kek... is there a genre for these types of films that are obviously shite that still make you tear up a bit?
>>85552917>Conedyfucked this post right up
>mfw your wablet autocorrected the word willy to the word silly!
I had an anal one night stand in my early 20s and the lass had a shitty arse (just a little on the condom) but it was still rank. When I woke up the next day she was still asleep and I snuck out of her flat. Didn't know where the fuck I was so just walked until I reached a main road and then worked it out. Had the fear pretty bad that day.
>>85552957Did it smell lush
What's your favourite song cover, lads? For me it's The Raincoats cover of Lola by The Kinks. Kicks the shit out of the original in my honest opinion xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7NTuCDygx8
boxroom backrooms
Shippy flashing his chode on the M1
>>85552945You are a silly.
did u lads know hurt by johnny cash actually by nine inch nails x
>>85552974Hmmm maybe take me to the river by talking heads of the al green song. Just listened to that lola cover, really liked it
Zoomies have 67 what did we do?
>>85552974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahn4HgJd3fcI was expecting this
Miss my Footypu so much. He was so easy to look after unlike other types of lid. Would put on Football Manager on his laptop or some match highlights and he'd be quiet for hours; you'd hear not a peep out of him and he could be fed cheaply on pukka pies, sarnies and cheap lager.Unfortunately his favourite team were relegated out of the Premier League and he drowned himself in the bath to 'I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles'. They're one of the few breeds that aren't negatively affected by the deaths of public figures but nobody told me about their slavish devotion to their favourite team. Don't have the heart to get a new one.
>>85553016We had you dropped yer gay card.
>>8555301669 DUDEPARTY ON
For me it's trapping feral cats and then giving them a good home indoors with lots of food and cuddles just to piss off Cat's Protection.
>>85553049Why would that piss them off?>>85553027Sorry for your loss
im mashedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-f1Bnltu8
Ejaculating your seamen into a woman and creating new life.
>>85553108No judgements here if that's what you're into lad
>>85553054They are notoriously insistent on making sure you let your cat outdoors. And they are insistent that feral cats CANNOT be tamed. Personally, they are full of shit. We had a 'feral' cat from a colony when I was a kid and they soon adapted to being inside when they realised they were warm, fed, and loved.
some people think they're always right xyoutube.com/watch?v=pT68FS3YbQ4
>>85553121Ah interesting. I always thought it was the opposite way, with them wanting cats to keep kept indoors so they aren't destroying the native bird population
never get tired of this choon lads xlisten to it LOUDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va4OyeQHbr8
Falling asleep after sex with someone you love.
Smelly incels stinking out the surrounding flats after they decompose in their boxrooms
Falling asleep after waking with cum on your tum
>>85553135Most countries do recommend keeping cats indoor only but the UK is fucking behind just because it's always been like that. Nevermind they are a nuisance to the local bird population. Anyway, I love cats and think they should be kept indoors to live happy, long lives. Cats Protection can DO ONE.
Falling asleep with my arse scoring a resounding ten on the Gaped Batty Board and filled with two pints of African wriggler jelly.
>>85553192You don't make love to Sean you stretch his batty so wide his arsehole envelops him completely.
>>85553180My cats go outside
>>85553202Fair enough lad I just don't think they NEED to go outside. Your cats would live longer and be safer inside I reckon but can't change that now can you? They ever disappear for extended periods?
gay country choons oh aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3esGD6lcMM
Women on their way home now wishing she had someone to fuck.
Hunting down feral cat colonies and crushing them under my boot.
>>85553215My previous cat went outside and lived til 19. Lots of big back gardens where i live though and no main roads so wasn't exactly dangerous. Could have been a lucky fluke though
>>85553236I just don't get the appeal of letting your cat roam the neighbourhood. I know people who's cats have just fucked off which is a little ridiculous. It's YOUR pet. Keep them in line, I say. People on the local pages constantly going on about their 'lost' cats as well. You let the cat outside that's not lost. YOU let him out.
My Monty cat I found flattened in the middle of the road when I was a wee lad. I ran screaming inside and I still have nightmares about it to this day. He never strayed far from the house and would let you do anything to him. I hope the cunt who killed him gets arse cancer.
>>85553250Mongs think they own cats. Cats do what the fuck they want.
Gaped cats.
Stinky edgelord ITT
>>85553262No they fucking don't. This is just le heckon reddit memearino. They are pets just like any other. They aren't wild animals. No need for them to roam at all unless you live on a farm or something.
>>85553268HEY NOW. That's too far mate
Cats gaping Sean's arse and laying kittens in his stomach.
>>85553312Don't encourage him lad
Just as Ngubu gapes Sean's arse for a bit of batty tag a small paw emerges and swats his cock.
>>85553165this is class. the post sex sleep/nap is blissful
Sean's batty is not without its perils...
fav video game ost? hylics 4 me xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICigN5NA3v4
>>85553362For me? Has to be Space Harrier.
>>85553362FFX probably
>>85553362Bit of a normie pick and too contemporary *but* for me? Has to be Une vie a t'aimer from Clair Obscur. It's just too good.Then there is Pokemon, but too many to choose from. Nier games have great music too. I like Tifa's them from FF7. Corrr just love vidya music I do.
Warm gf sleeping next to me whilst I watch match of the day. Lush x
>>85553362Loved Subnautica's. Just wish it was more extensive.
mucky bits
Cummy naughty bits
Gapeybits all gaped
Never cum in a vagina
Never had your cock inside a woman
Imagine a woman's bits in your gob on your Saturday night
>>85553515Corr lovely bit of cock
>>85553779Imagine that up ya batty lid x
Imagine this up ur bumhole x
>>85553901Corr wish i had a big dick gf
Thoughts on AI?
>>85553931Useful as a tool to replace Google for me that's about it.
Pointless being alive as an incel innit
>>85554004Just have a wank lad
Sparking out mongboys at the britfeel meetup
Catberg hiding under my couch again. Can't get him out
>>85554125Nice one lad, me and the missus are having a little snack
>>85554192Would love to pinch him in the face. RIGHT in the face. Kapow
The dough is strong
Might shoot off to bed lads. See ya tomorrow
Chief gape specialist
>>85554125me on the floor having a good old kip
hope death comes soon x
>>85555038heard that crossylad passed away recently, lucky bastard
saudi gf when
>>85555055Love pics like this
mental how there still isnt a cure for balding, its 2026
Is it really that hard to find a decent guy?
Done me back in bigly yesterday, barely slept last night because of the immense pain, send help
Not possible to feed a family on minimum wage so why even bother getting a job. I'm better off not working at all.
My penis in a woman's arsehole
>>85555621Me? Massive depression x
>>85555639Difficult to stay positive when you live in this shithole
oh no a run down building with a picture of a brown person in front of it, better kill myself!
Freeze, I'm Welp Welper!Put your cock in me arse, gimme all your cummiesThis is the story of Welp WelperThe queerest lad from old Sunderland townHe was the queerest lad, in old Sunderland townHe was the queerest lad, his pants always pulled downHe had no shame at all, no, no, no shame at allHe was the queerest lad, oh, he was really bentHe left his Deano's flat, anus can't pay the rentHe took his Bantus along 'cause they were thick and strongWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, he made Ahmed cumWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, Used condoms in bumWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, his batty unquenchedWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, his Huggies kick up a stenchhttps://youtu.be/f3XcNskAxp0
>>85555763Bantus allowed you back on now? Get that arse gaped right fucking nows.
Got horrible shits this morning, my poo it very light light light brown verging on yellow. Maybe too much dairy yesterday.
>>85555828I have a permanent bowel issue which is no fun :( But I will continue consuming as much dairy as I want.
>>85555763Fancy a gape little lad?x
Gonna go get a drink and then watch this
lads im american i fooled you with the lads tho didnt i mate
>>85555860Nigger we are all American here.
>>85555867we dont use the n-word here
>>85555869Not him but, this thread does have some nigger tier posters. It is undeniable.
>>85555843What is the perma issue?
>>85555869Too bad, nigger. We're all niggers now.
>>85555899I had 99% of my large bowel removed at 13, had a stoma for a few years, then they managed to reconnect what i had left back to my anus so I can shit again (albeit not very well). Basically it's like having the shits everyday so imagine having the shits but on steroids. My bog isn't happy lets put it that way.
>>85552851Foids will literally do sex training classes to just make Chad happier. Meanwhile I have kissed one girl and afterwards she told me "don't ever do that again you fucking freak!". Okay.
I'm attracted to females and I want to have sex with them
>>85556019Women aren't attracted to lads who don't shower.
>>85556066Me to and it hasn't happened in the 25 years I've been alive and I'm guessing never will, which is why I'm chronically and extremely depressed and cannot be bothered to work as a result. If the government wants me off bennies then they need to think of some way to even out the sexual market place a bit more. Until that? Fuck em.
>>85556072I do shower. I keep good hygiene, I brush my teeth, comb my hair, wash and iron my clothes and dress normally. I'm just an unlovable freak.
Good int janny love you x
>>85556111Not right now innit
>>85556111Based int janny x
Why praise another board's jannies on here? Weird.But that is the lefty loon mindset. Reality? Bugger off, unless yer brown then WELCOME PICK A HOUSE, ANY HOUSE.
I wish I could get a full night's sleep. But alas, I am awoken early once again. It just not right.
>>85556141Hookup posts aren't allowed. Ya bloodeh pooftah.
>>85556141He's here now, you saying you're too scared to confront him on here?Handbags at dawn ladies, c'mon.
>>85556144>>85556146You're both (or a samefagging poof) murrican. I hope so, because if not you're both (or just you) speaking like murricans.
I am proud to be an American lads going to the range to shoot some guns with the boys tmr u jelly?
>>85556164I am calling you a murrican. Also, good night y'all.
rather have a turk here than a yank
this retard this he can win against a gun wielding murrican with his knife kekk
Yanks couldn't beat some rice farmers, and now they're getting taunted by some bedsheet wearing middle easterns, I think we'll be alri
Sorry it's a youtube short but WTF?, this guy just stands there absolutely clueless as a bear walks up and puts its mouth on him.Mental.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/udacwkR6CpU
>>85556218>this retard thisNo you retard retard you, no?
>>85556270NTA but it's starting to get bad around where I live. Some of the neighbours have started calling it little Bradford.
>>85556224my homie kayVon will fuck up his Turk shield >>85556268murrican education dumbass
>>85556290>can we stop all these dingies just floating over here?REEEEEEEEEE BAN FACE COVERINGS Country is beyond fucked You try and take a boat out into the English channel and you will get arrested so fast for getting in the way of shipping lanes etc, all big scary charges Buy one from argos and float over from france and its all 4 star hotels and free everything, boggles the ol mind that
>>85556290Because it's the state's plan. it doesn't matter what the manager in downie street says or even wants. Think of it like a corporation, managers come and go, they can potentially make small changes (how much lube to use when fucking us) but they can't mess with what the corporation is.Every party promises all sorts of things in the lead up to elections, then never deliver. They don't have any real power.The state has made its mind up about people on the right, people against the replacement, and they are clearly coming after us. Face coverings allowed for antifa, BLM, ACAB, anit racism protests, pakis. Face coverings now that people on the right are using them BANNED!. Police, army, judicial system, they are all against us. And we have the loons on the left to face as well, and they are protected by the state.We are truly fucked now.
Knock knockWHO'S THERE?Ello saar this is Rakmesh with britished police we eared you do fart near poor muslim woman n now you ressted. Come wiv us.
Travelers are nutters kekhttps://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2098781976677523456/vid/avc1/1248x576/q-rZEbkPDKvy4mqv.mp4
I wonder if it will get more (You)'s on brit/pol/ or here?
Jean Alain
>>85556344>9th december 2026
more make believe from the resident pol spastic
Imagine living in York.
>>85556382American date lad. 9 is the month. Filmed yesterday 12th
Bruno mocking HHL after scoring against Sunderland last night. It not right.
about to ruse some redditors on /r/wowastoundingstuff
>>85556428but it wasnt filmed in the US though lad
>Ensign, I require your assistance in my exploration of classical Earth 'bimboism'. Report to my quarters at 2100 hours when I shall perform so-called 'gluck gluck sloppy toppy vacuum power soulsnatcher 5000' style fellatio on you. I will require at least three ejaculations to obtain reliable data.
>>85556450Truly blow their minds with this.Yeah I'm a magician.
>>85556476me? struggle to ejaculate more than once a day
>>85556482possibility 1: this is not a photograph. you paused a video, mid-frame.possibility 2: magnets.
>>85556476My favourite episode other than the one where she arse raped Pacard so hard he turned into Professor X.
>>85556493Possibility 3: none of the above.
if i ran the USS Enterprise, i'd set all the clocks slower so that a "day" is 24.5 hours.proper blow everyone's minds once we finish our "10-year" mission and pop back to Earth and all their loved ones are like 15 years older + remarried LOL
>>85556502Kek. That WOULD be funny. Some proper Interstellar-style shenanigans.
>>85556482I will give you a clue.
Me? A messy magician.
Wonder what Ruth is doing this weekend.
Gape magician
>>85556534Hiding from her stalker
>>85556528fokkin ell lid quite the magic show going on
Gaped so wide the UK ceases to exist. Some (back)doors are better left closed.
>>85556539I have never met her. For all I know she could be AI.
Don't you love that feel when your inner ear is all tickly with wax and you put your finger in to massage it out a bit but then it just ends up getting blocked anyway.
>>85556550No I prefer to stick a cotton bud in and clean it thoroughly. Corrrr, feels good.
>>85556546with skills like that who needs a job?
>>85556528How will this get you a job lad?
>>85556555I don't have any and they're supposed to be bad for your ear.
>>85556558If a bird sees muh skills she'll want to give me a blow job.
>>85556559That's bullshit lid, been cleaning my ears with cotton buds for years and never had issues. In fact, when I DID follow the NHS advice, which was to ignore it and let the ear self-regulate the wax, my hearing was FUCKED.
>>85556563Mine is never that easy to get out. It's always sticky. I got them syringed once but that left me with tinnitus.
Forbidden City Cop (1996) is a very funny film. God bless Stephen Chow.
>>85556509going to need /britfeel/'s top scientists to explain which of our diagrams is more correct.
I would like to have sex some day but can't see it happening. So I am stuck in this constant depression and NEET lifestyle. Even if I worked now it wouldn't be likely I'll ever get a relationship due to no life experiences.
>>85556596Can confirm, the lad's a magical genius.
theres a 30 yr old lass at work who has the prettiest face ive ever seen but also the body of a 80 yr old woman, mental
>>85556597depending on where you live you could have sex with a prozzie within an hour
>>85556604but which one is right, sciencelad?if the water stays level at the top, as if the water somehow 'knows', explain picrel? is he deleting/creating beer-matter?
>>85556575ThisIm not doing shit like >>85556601when i can use a cotton bud, the same way its been used my entire life
>Prostitution is legal and regulated in Turkey
>>85556624Your doctored image would not work.
>>85556635I just tried it and it worked
>>85556621I don't have money and I don't want to be under pressure of the prozzie clock.>>85556630I'm not from there. I'm a British man.
>>85556635it'd be picrel in my opinion, also making >>85556596 correct.gravity doesn't care what you think of it.
>>85556638Yet don't prove it with visual evidence?>>85556641Nope.
>>85556643Already drank it x
ebin listens to metallica
spaffing and farting x
Music is haram (sinful) in Islam.
gaping and stinking x
Allah is against Music Alcohol Bacon Pre-marital sexAllah is for CircumcisionSlaveryPraying 5 times day from 5 am.
Gaping is haram (sinful) in Islam.
>>85556647Do it again. Or are you feared of the unknown arts of the magical few?Also yes I know, I should conjure up a clean living space if I'm so blooded magical.
Gaping infidels
>>85556700>Do it againCba
>>85556707>CbaSkill issue.
>>85556715You need therapy for it?
Honestly, there is something so cool about violent and fanatical Puritanism. I have always admired Solomon Kane. The 17th century fanatical English puritan who resists physical comforts and the temptation of females. I have admired the aesthetics and mentality of the jihadi. Sworn to free Palestine and strike against the infidel Kuffar pig slut west or die a shaheed (martyr) trying.Ya Allah. Every time I see chav slags on a Saturday night out I want to see them covered from head to toe in the niqab.
>>85556700Damn that's an ugly tower lad, get a better case
anyone ask me anything about Star Trek its worlds it's races its planets anything at all and i will answer
Yeah, cba with that shit today lad.
>>85556725Me too lad. I used to be racist and have BNP sympathies but now I am so despondent and I hate woke white woke. more now so I want to join the radical Muslims be a jihadi police officer and enforce Sharia law.Everytime I arrest a non binary woman for being a western whore who needs lashes under sharia I will just tell her she is being racist if she complains. She will get scared and accept her lashes
>>85556700I dread to think how much of a shit hole your room is based off of that picture alone
Sharia would be good for Britain tbqh. People might actually behave themselves. No drunken antics. No embarrassing disgusting slags. Women would be covered and dress modestly instead of dressing to seduce.
Ok, and you.
What makes a kid a target for bullying?
>>85556753They don't really want it, they love the young gora slags too much.
Fucking kek. This is britfeel in a nutshell now. Absolutely spot fucking on.
>>85556762Being a filthy dirty kuffar (unbeliever).
>>85556766Britfeel absolutely bodied with these posts. Nobody here can deny this.
>>85556733i have the one down from that (picrel not mine you'll just have to take my word for it)and nah.ANY radical gamer nonsense looks goofy, but you have to remember that the alternative to tacticool grilles is rainbow LEDs errywhere. that tower is the most restrained that anon has ever been.
Grim, even the wall are dirty
>>85556766>>85556772You're not saying anything new, but you are new.
>>85556781>even the wall areYeah but at least I'm not ESL.
>>85556766I literally could not get though reading that without losing my breath to laughter. Just tears rolling down my face. Describes Britfeel perfectly.
>>85556787Nothing else to say apart from that? Speaks volumes really.
>>85556766>>85556772lollin.it's weird man. you could say 'lurk moar' but no amount of reading posts would prepare me for something as innocuous as asking /tv/ about the Harry Potter films or /co/ about The Simpsons, only to be met with>IT'S THE JEET AGAIN GOOD DAY SAARor >BASKIN ROBBINS TRANNY JANNY KYS
Might be moving off to Bhutan soon lads. Peeps here will not believe me but come August 2027 I will post a pic with a Britfeel timestamp next to a Bhutanese temple and get loads of YOUs.
Next you mongs will be saying THIS is fake.
>>85556781really gives you a view into how the unwashed live
>>85556766>>85556772Yeah this is the result of things getting popular with brainrotted normies instead of being insular and relatively niche i.e. filtering. Britfeel is like this but so is every general on every board, more or less, and plenty of random non-generals too.
>>85556805Bhutan is a sick place tbqh
England was once so cool
>and everyone was accusing me of being someone/shitfeel/ in a nutshell
Saw someone posting about the pattern of random churches across the country just burning down 'for no reason' in the middle of the night when no people are in them to cause any fires.Hmmmmmmmmmm...
>>85556802what's weird is, this game is actually breddy gud. great music too.imagine if people ONLY knew Castlevania: Symphony of the Night from the weird translation. why do other PS1 games all get a free pass? leave the Mega Drive alone ;__;
>>85556796No I made a good funny point. You're overly angry anon, why?>>85556808It is obviously fake, the face on his watch shouldn't have the number 9 where the number 12 should be.
Why won't he release the poo logs? If he gets enough fibre and he's regular then he's nothing to worry about.
>>85556831Same for you, fella
*has himself a nice can of Dodbapda Dldwu D.D*
>>85556820when lassies ride on the back of a motorbike, do their lady parts rub up against the bloke's bum and cause naughty feelgood sensations?
If you put a buttplug in a car, horse, or a dog, would they eventually explode? Could this be weaponised en mass?
>>85556820what are all these?
>>85556859Air breaks.Don't you know about motorcycles?
>>85556854to be fair, this was a solved problem back in the day.
>>85556867of course lid i was just testing to see if YOU knew.
Proper good foodington this was phwoarX
>>85556878lmao a human artist could never draw an image this layered.
>>85556805what you going to do in bhutan
>>85556878Might get this framed above the fireplace.
Just watched taking of Pelham 123 it was a good film but John Travolta being one of those weird little Scientologist's made me not take the film seriously considering he believes in space aliens dropping things into volcanos and stuff. Oh well. Apart from that I'd give it a 4.5/5
>>85556901You should have watched the original, mongboy.
>fireplaceponce.
Angry forren above, pass it on.
Daily reminder that there are dozens of criminal gangs around the country, still in operation, who run ethnic rackets, extortion, drugs, trafficking, large scale welfare fraud and most disgustingly industrial scale kidnapping, grooming, drugging, threatening, torturing and rape of specifically white British girls. These gangs are made up almost entirely of middle easterners, specifically Pakistanis and Bangladeshis and operate like clans from their home nations.They operated in full knowledge of the government for decades and were not dealt with both because the government did not want to appear racist and also because many places in which these gangs operate(d) are so ethnically replaced that there were factions within local and regional governments made up of co-ethnics who wanted to cover up the crimes.No politician has ever been in court for any of this. The gangs are still operating today and those few men who have received sentences are handed about 5-8 years a piece and following their prison sentence (mandatory half-sentences btw, out in about 4 years) are still allowed to remain in the country even if they are immigrants.
>>85556909Huh never knew they made 2 films before the 2009 version. The original is rated higher than the 2009 version. I'll watch the original if I get the chance.
>>85556901i have to wonder if Jim Carrey asked them>can Robotnik mention that he's using The Law of Attraction(TM) to collect all seven Chaos Emeralds?
Throatfucking famous Hong Kong actress Carina Lau.
>>85556930Stop confusing managers with the state.The state allows it, and the managers carry out the state's orders.
>buy the Allergy Relief Otrivine because it was cheaper>it's all the same ingredients as the Sinusitis Relief and Blocked Nose Otrivinessame order and same 0.1% xylometazoline hydrochloride concentration too, so i won't be taking any lip about 'quantities'.
>>85556944Corrrrr! Imagine holding her down and pumping a big creamy muckeroo down her oriental gullet.
reminder that we can all use our hidden disabilities to cover up OUR crimes.reminder that most of us probably do.
>>85556976>muckeroo not saying you're a racist lad but it's actually called a 'mukbang'.
Been really getting into the "Clarkson" ecosystem recently. Been watching Clarksons farm, been drinking Hawkstone beer, booked multiple tickets to see the hawkstone farmers choir's British tour and even had top gear on. Love that little ginger guy as well on the Clarkson's farm show been to his tours and bought his book as well. Love it
>>85556984Pic related is a Muk bang, little lad.
>it's not as if i'll get through all 7 grams of ketamine in a couple of days>i'll have this in, i'll make up a couple of sprays, it'll be just there for occasional doses like paprikale welp.
>>85556996Gookbang.
Corrrrr! Imagine holding Sean down and pumping a big creamy muckeroo down his mackem gullet.
>>85556996o lawd i wish that were me
>>85556733Old fugged PC, I do have a new one.>>85556751Bad and a whole house.
>>85557021Corrrrr! How did they slip that through the censors?
If I lived in the Pokemon universe I would have a harem of sexy female pokemongs. They would ALL lay my eggs.
Thought that Wolverine game looked somewhat interesting. Sad to see it's apparently shit and way too easy and boring.
Kek another good job from the jannies todayhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/85552272/deleted/deleted/
O.G. Farfetch'd looks like an Apu.
>>85557110Why's he so grumpy?
>>85557103Wonder why they kept switching posting style
>>85557103>some nice posts mixed in with the seethe-y ones>realistically probably IS the same ladwhat made him this way?
>>85557121The dark council took him. Many such cases.
>>85557117matches its name.
>>85557103Smelly mong playing both sides, imagine that....
can't lie, 'Coil' and 'Recoil' are better names for the magnet monsters.
>>85557119>>85557121Anonymous whacky whacksters amirite? xD
>>85557212yeah man some of them are fine.probably one of those things like you don't watch porn or eat loads of sweets, reset your tolerance instead of being snide x
>>85557219I'll make my statement anyway I see fit lad
What will we do when they leave us? Britain is no more (never was, only weak English folk class themselves as British, and forrens with their piece of paper).Will we have 1 final frenly thread together? Could we defeat the state and have a united feels thread?
so fucking tired today lads
>>85557252Wrong board, you need /pol/ for politics >>>/pol/542518956
Richard 'Dick' Head
>>85557265S'not bolitics, it's frenships.
We are Charlie KirkWe carry the flameYou come for him, you come for all of ushttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj06jgl9qzlo
Wish I could go to sleep forever
>>85557265>>>/adv/>>>/b/>>>/bant/There are boards for many things, yet we choose to post about it all on here.
>>85557298Likewise. Hate that I was born into this hell realm.
Country went to shit when we stopped settling arguments with duels.
Size of those tits Corr and I mean Corr >>85556288
Still can't work out why he did it. He must have known that a baby's body would not be able to accommodate 'that'.
*wonders what the /adv/anon has to say about which board >>85557352 should be posted on*
>>85556344how the hell did the two lads defending the house not get absolutely fucked up? was like 10 vs 2
>>85557352maybe it's their way of admitting to us all they have tiny little willies. they'll get the 'shock value' response they want, but they'll be pure seething at the blow to their egos they'll never get to respond to.>a-actually my penis is n-normal! i'm just a dangerous psychopath!!nobody would EVER believe them.
>>85557103Ironic how he accuses HHL of spamming ITT yet that's all he does. Sad cunt. Hope he got a 30 day ban.
>>85556344this is like the OPPOSITE of that Scottish police station molotov cocktail video a lad posted yesterday.they had a plan, they did some damage, they fucked off. that's an jam-packed 2 minutes.
A spaffington hath occuredX
Incels fuming ITT
Imagine being so mind broken by a or multiple posters on here that YOU HAVE to come and spam all day for years. Kek.
decline in gimmick quality ITTwe may have peaked at stacked beer cans, i fear.
anyone here from scotland i need friends
>>85557523Not a gimmick, I'm magic af. I'll do it with a coors one in a min.
>>85557523And committed to muh magical abilities. No risk to the keyboard, don't worry. I'm willing it not to happen, so it will not happen.MAGIC.
>>85557588similar energy de lid
>>85557607Canny are you ok are you ok are you ok canny
>>85557583from dunnet, where you at pal?
Just watched Jailhouse Rock (1957) on DVD. Elvis' character is a real prick in this one.
>>85557618cumbernauld, dunnets pretty north whats there to do up there
Incels very fuming ITT
Wonder what mumberg would say if I brought home a girl like this. Yes it would be the first one.
>Hi Anon's dad, pleasure to meet you. You have a lovely home.
>>85557758Never understood the bimbo thing. I mean, I KNOW it's a fetish, just never been my cup of tea. There was a film called American Mary where the lass was made to look like a doll and it's just fucking creepy.
She even gets her vaginer closed like a doll. Weird film indeed. Body modification fetishists are abhorrent IMO.
Where's everyone, then? Come on, it's the Sunday funday!
>Have a Youtube account about 15 years old>Have literally never left a comment on anything>Watching a video of a presentation I helped do research for (think of those Blackhat events but smaller scale) regarding light-sources providing Wi-Fi in the future>Somebody leaves a comment saying the data is faked and our setup isn't possible>Reply to it asking how they came to that conclusion>Receive an essay in a reply calling me a kid, that isn't relevant and starts talking about the elite shutting off the internetI don't know what I expected desu. I rarely post anything online outside of this board and the most sane conversations I see online are actually held here. Wtf is going on with the wider internet.
Incels seething ITT on the daily
>>85557902Indians lad, Indians.
>>85557902you WOULD make this all up, lad. you're both a part of the lizard-people misinformation squad, and you're probably about 12.but yeah idk Dunning-Kruger flame wars are as old as the internet itself. maybe there's just less accountability somewhere like YouTube, you probably won't remember that guy's username or see him anywhere else.
Wonder if are roses entered this year.
>>85557252Goes without saying it's pure noise, in each case the separatist party finds the status quo ideal: they get to blame the English for everything and demand more and more concessions, actually being independent would confront them with responsibility and significantly lower revenues.
>>85557902The internet becoming normie friendly has been the worst thing to happen in my life and that's not an exaggeration. It has had the widest, deepest and most deleterious effect of anything. More than money printing, more than the post-9/11 order, more than the YooKay. I would give anything to return to a time when being 'on the internet' was seen as weird.
>Officers detained 26 people and seized drugs, digital equipment, smuggled alcohol and a firearm during the raids, according to the Istanbul chief prosecutor's office. >Police in Turkey have detained 47 people in a series of raids on gay bars and the homes of LGBTQ+ activists, officials say.>Same-sex marriage is not recognised in Turkey, with growing pressure on gay couples.They don't fuck around in Turkey with those LGBT loons...fucking based. If only we could have some common sense and restore morality. Meanwhile in Britain...let's just keep having Varleys adopt babies and YWNBARW's in women's safe spaces. Fucking grim little island.
polmong still going lmao
>>85557794It's not my go-to or anything but I can definitely appreciate it. It's the idea of the woman so devoted to become a sex object for men that she turns herself into a caricature of one.
>>85557971at least it was segregated for a while. like some teen girl on Piczo wasn't wandering into your Dragon Ball Z forum.consolidate it all and all forums ARE Reddit (Discord, Twitter, whatever) and everyone expects everywhere to be the same.the problem exists in reverse too: 'we're not like the WOKE websites!' and then it's like a competition to stand out the most.i just want to discuss things ;_;
>>85557945It is noise, but it is also a reflection of how shit this country is. Not "the country" as such, but more state and a majority of the people.
Saw that kinomoviefilm The Passion of the Christ didn't I? That was quite intense. A bit shook up I have to say.
>>85557994>>85557971Only a handful of true forums exist any more. It's sad to see the greying of the internet, the homogenisation.>consolidate it all and all forums ARE Reddit (Discord, Twitter, whatever) and everyone expects everywhere to be the same.Truke. Redditfication is horrid because it makes everything so boring. You can click view a post and guess the top 10 responses with 98% accuracy just based on the post title and the subreddit, and then within those top responses you can guess the patterns in the next dozen replies with the same accuracy. It's mind-numbing and boring. Anyone spending any amount of time there needs to do serious self-reflection, but of course if you are spending time there you're almost certainly someone incapable of doing so. But since the internet is just an app click away for most people there's no barrier to these zombies and they shamble around everywhere. Very sad.
>>85558016new one due out next yearcorrr
Only one episode of Bernard's Watch on ITV. Not fucking right is it?
>>85558027Yeah it showed a promotion for that at the start. Shall be seeing that I reckon.
>>85558043think he mentioned years ago he was going to film the harrowing of hellhope it's in the new one
Anyone heard anything about David Hampson recently? One of the good lads he was.
Lads, help me. I'm struggling to think of two bits of media. All of these memories are about two decades old so I cannot at all vouch for their accuracy, but this is what remains and I know for sure I'll know if I see them again.>firstA group of people running a diner/restaurant in space (on an asteroid? moon?). They're bored and one day a salesman(?) shows up and sees it empty and he has this cool technological device thing that can change the colour of the walls or something. They jazz up the place and more customers come. I think they had singing parts with the words on screen. First watched in primary school.>secondSome kids are nearly kidnapped and rescued by their grandfather(?) or maybe an old family friend. Turns out they're like some special prophecy children and can use telekinesis or something. There's this other world with lots of fire in it where an evil queen wants to capture them. There's a specific scene where the old wise grandfather/friend is stuck behind a door and he coaches the kids through using telekinesis to unlock the door.Would be mad if anyone was able to help me identify these.
>>85558037is it the one where he burns down the video archive centre at ITV Studios, lad?
>>85558024I truly believe reddit is some kind of CIA group think experiment. I've seen the most brain-dead takes possible with the most upvotes, whilst actual facts are either downvoted or removed entirely. This isn't isolated to politics either, I see it on many niche subs I visit.
>>85558096Don't tell me you haven't heard of the Eglin air force base incident, lad?
Why didn't Bernard use the watch to rape the fit teachers?
>>85558146Lots of Japanese porn with this premise.
Seething incels ITT
When did the bantu spam stop? I haven't been here in a while but I'm actually surprised the tard stopped and moved on and months of spamming. Serious, serious mental illness.
I doubt Bernard pausing time and fucking his teacher up the arse would have flied on a kid's show, mongboy.
>>85558187He (Sean) moved on to gapespamming
>>85558192Truly a rubber tiled world.
From the teacher's perspective it would be incredibly strange. Time stops and he rapes her arsehole, so from her point of view she just instantaneously gets a massive sore arse, gaped open, dripping cum, out of nowhere, not even a buildup or anything. And it keeps happening to her everyday, in some of the most embarrassing circumstances. Poor lass, her life would be ruined. Still, not gonna stop raping her arse with my time stop watch am I?
>>85558146They were already giving it to him
>>85558208She'd probably be dripping just going into school, wondering if she's gonna get her arse fucked again today. Sat there at her desk thinking about getting bent over and pounded in the middle of the class room.
>blink>your arse is prolapsedbernard you rascal
>>85558187Bantu posting evolved into gape posting
A very good friend of mine who works in London for the American Embassy got seized in a dawn raid on his London flat and smuggled out of the UK on a cargo plane.
>Bernards watch is stolen by a giant Magpie that keeps accidentally turning it on and off.Now what? Do you continue your attacks on the teachers anus?
>>85558192Grange Hill had that storyline about Zammo becoming a smackhead. then 20 years later it was onto stuff like whether it's OK for a white girl to accept getting BLACKED if her fetish makes her a target for bullies.(can't remember if that was before or after the school bombing storyline that explained the new filming location.)
just been mocked for eating beans with grated cheese on top
>>85558279No I'd focus on trying to get it back from the magpie, perhaps with a small rifle or similar
>>85558365I'm not surprised. Do you try to turn it into a little special occasion, yeah? Light some candles and put a little sprig of parsley on the top for garnish?
Incels perpetually seething ITT
>>85558365I like scrambled eggs and cheesy beans, as a poor's snack (I am poor, not saying you're one as well).Tonight? Cheap iceland tendies and cheap "ramen" with 2 fried eggs.
>>85558399>not saying you're one as wellHe is
It's all gone a bit Pete Tong for Bernard in the new Disney adaptation.
>>85558399>I am poor, not saying you're one as wellYou're not poor and neither is he. Cheese is expensive. More bread or more beans would be twice as cheap and filling.
>>85558425I bloodeh am poor.Do I buy my own food? Nope.
>>85558419Bloody 'ell... gaped that one lassies arse so hard she lost her legs.
>>85558416cash rich and time poor, mebusy busy busyonly have time for a bowl of beans and cheese, then I'm off on Very Important Business
>>85558447I'll sell you some of my time. 50 cockroach sandwiches for 12 years, that's my final offer.
>>85556534Taking it up the bottom I presume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wThj4mpLg2g>Sabrina doesn't even warn him to put his cock n balls away firstwho's the REAL pervert here...?
Incels who haven't left their boxrooms in years ITT
Why don't we, as humans, knot women with our balls at the end of a shag?
>>85558598You don't see it in pornography/prostitution because they have a job to do, but in real life that's exactly what we do. Maybe one day you'll find out, little man
>>85558634Makes sense when your balls swell near the end of a wank. Annoying when the lassies cunt swells and you can't knot her effectively.
oh Bo u so silly.>i NEED my bisexual sex triangle/harem because it's how my succubus powers heal my wounds so I JUST DO, OKAY???you are hurting people's FEELINGS ;_;
>>85558788What type of jeans little man?
>>85558788>>85558814The previous ridiculousness
incels ITT doxing their own jeans
Wearing another mans clothing LMAO
>>85558819Loved that little nikka tbqh!
>>85558848short inside leg coded message this is
Me? have to wear flares cause muh willy's so big I have to wrap it round an ankle.
dannydevitoskinnyjeans.png
>>85558853They're grade A, barely been worn. I've run em through the laundry and they're just fine. Saved me paying 4x the amount on a brand new pair. I'm well chuffed desu.
>>85558819>little man>>85558842>34W 32Lwelp.webp
Grim wearing a forrens old clothes
>>85558874Yuck, I'd never.
>>85558848we can only see the info he's posted anyway lad (without his post code)
>>85558886They're grade A, barely been worn. Weird how you went straight to forren.
>>85558894Yeah only Evrilad can work out where I live
mongboy jeans, for sale, never worn
>>85558896Pre-worn by a forren, grim indeed!
>>85558913Laughed at this desu lad
Vinted? Yeah it's cool. I got myself a good william hunt vintage cardigan for winter. Love it I do. I did have to debobblemaxx but tis wool so was expected.
I'll delete my jeansposts so you can all go back to whatever you were bickering about.
>>85558896>Weird how you went straight to forrenBit weird that you don't tbqhwy
What mong buys jeans worn by another man what a whopper
>>85558917worse, a paedo forren, maybe even the turk
>>85558929Love goodwill hunting, one of my favs
>>85558931>I'll delete my jeanspostssome good news on /britfeel/and the bullies + trollers have to SPOIL IT
Manchester is bloo Basedface.png
I kinda miss having a catberg
>>85558978Love cats me. Best pets around
Hate to jump on the latest trend, but Geese are kino>https://youtu.be/wnlV03_iFcI?si=ZHBZ9xevWz6m5zia&t=227
>>85558970not a citeh fan but I did cheer the goal4x lush
LUSH X10
Incels wearing jizz stained pre-owned jeans
do you think Link ever asked Spryte to have a rummage around inside his bunghole?
DOUBLE LUSH TECHNIQUE x20HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>85555555mongboys itt
I never learned to play the lead guitar lads x
>>85559155new thread lads x
