premier inn edishprev >>85552272
>>85559155I never learned to play the rhythm guitar lads x
I never learned how to play the lead guitar lads x>>85559162HAHAHAHA fucking pleb!!!
long distance gf has gone home. not right.
no bullies no trollers edish pls and fank oo
Incels will be posting ITT
Would you rather only be able to play lead, or play rhythm is the question.Notes or chords?
travelodge is shite
>>85559172how long have you been together anon? what's the story?
>>85559172mate get a proper british girlfriend not a discord one
>>85559186Lead for the chicksRhythm for the dicks
>>85559199Other way round lad, if you're solo anyway.
>>85559188nothing beats the grand hotel scarborough
might have a second bowl of chicken + vegetable soup.
>>85559208Alri shippy laddo
>>85559190met 3 years ago and have been going out for roughly 2.5 years. we had mutual friends and met on holiday. never expected it to go anywhere serious, but here we are 3 years on. hopefully closing the gap by the new year but it's complicated.
>>85559186only ever enjoyed playing rhythm and chords me. love a cheeky bossanova chord progression CORR
i was thinking today we'll probably see the death of the torch in our lifetime, most people just use the light on their phone plus a lot of people use those lights you wear on you head, besides most young people call it a 'flashlight' anyway
>>85559226how far apart are you guys?
>>85559224more of a ebin thing he even made a youtube video about it
>>85559240Didn't shippy travel to ebin and stay in that hotel one time though?
There are some fetishes i just don't understand at all, like inflation and ageplay. Just weird.
>>85559162that was my lockdown project, I was gonna learn to play at last.I bought a guitar and a subscription to yousician.never did it.
>>85559246maybe im not britfeel lore expert
>>85559208Stunning building that, shame the Jew Alex Langsam (who also houses migrants in his other hotels) has allowed it to fall into such disrepair though.
>>85559246NTA but, yes. That was a long time ago. Not sure if he stayed in THAT hotel, but remember the meeting, the classical music in the carpark, iqbal, ebin nearly ran over shippy's foot.
>>85559233i have an LED lantern in my tool drawer, thought it was a daft present but it's surprisingly useful.walking down dark country roads i don't have to point my phone at every few feet of ground. i just tie this thing to my backpack strap and suddenly the world whole around me is lit up corrr(and by 'whole world around me' i mean a radius of about 3 yards)
go on then lads, tell us your fetish xi love femdom, ruined orgasms and eye contact
>>85559180It me the incel
>>85559233campers will always need them imo, I've got a torch and a lantern.
>>85559274NTA I've got a pen style LED one, it just clips to my coat and lights up in front of me.
if youre new to me channelive got hidden disabilityone day can smell it one day cant xx
FFS lids!!
>>85559307what in the fuck is that mate
>>85559274i bet that makes you feel like some kind of medieval traveller because it would for me
Can't get away from them ffs
Fetishes are lame. It all comes down to power/control. You are not in control or you are.
>>85559307fuckin hell ladgrim
>>85559307spoiler stuff like this please
>>85559286>femdom, ruined orgasmsloser male porn induced fetishes
>>85559268Was britfeel kino desu
>>85559307How did that happen? Rip it off and eat it, faggot.
>>85559330what about you lad x
>>85559301Hello there uchooba
I'm so fat that my libido is gone now. No fetishes to speak of.
>>85559335>Rip it off and eat itcheesy Doritos
It misunderstood and unpleasant x
My new dealer is a mildly attractive woman. Corrr
>>85559333Trips of truth.Miss those times, desu.
>>85559341same 90 percent of the time, sad feels
He was fed fly sarnies.How would you feel if you had fly sarnies for breakfast?
>>85559349You going to tick some and hope you can work off the debt in the bedroom?
>>85559312oh it absolutely did laddington. my first nightwalk with a lantern clipped to me, i felt like i was off on some mad quest.but yeah hands-free light and walkers/cars aren't going to bump into me from behind or whatever. just wish i had a lantern-hat so it wouldn't bump into me as much.
Imagine being nose deep in a girl's arse on your Sunday night
chip bitty for din dins i think
Incels fantasising ITT
hard work having a gf and having to text 24/7
>>85559382> being nose deep in a girl's arse on your Sunday night
>>85559393i do not have the social energy for a girlfriend. people are exhausting and having to talk to some judgey bint everyday would do me in
Haven't played a Call of Duty game since Black Ops 3. Are any of the ones after that any good?
imagine being on your nightwalk and seeing some lad with a lantern
Welpers batty gape can swallow a man whole and indeed it has before.
>>85559410it would be like bumping into hagrid, kinda cool ngl
might get back into rimworld yknow
>>85559468i like that game but i can never stick to it. i didnt get any of the dlc ans i mostly played vanilla. i havent played it in over a year though
melatonin down the 'atch
here's what I drink in a deeeee
Might replay Half Life but I remember how shit Xen is so maybe not
His arse unshaken, a port in the stormA man of bum action, batty rebornHe took the shaft when the cost was highHe lived for Bantus, taking creampiesWe are Welperlad. We carry the gapeWe'll fight for the boatwogs, we'll bumsesh away.We are Welperlad, his face always downTogether with Bantus, we'll make England brownhttps://youtu.be/I0RC2Z-V1I0
>>85559513i liked xen! it was weird and i liked the low gravity
>>85559513Black Mesa is the remake and they improved the maps
Gawping at shitty gaped arseholes
oh man that reminds me that i never finished half life alyx. really enjoyed what i played of it but never came back to it for some reason
>>85559527i hate black mesa they tried to be funny with it, half-life isnt funny, twats
>>85559550you own a VR set? are you a millionaire?
>>85559563got a meta quest 2 lad. it was like 200 or so quid?
>>85559557>tried to be funny with ithow?
gaming is gayi only play oldschool runescape
>>85559594i only play osrs too x
>>85559594The game oldschool runescape?
He lived for Jesus unafraid to die
>"you see succubus lady, here in our Poundland World of Darkness setting, you need to join either the Light Fae or the Dark Fae. they're both fine and under a truce to keep the Masquerade going. in fact, most of your friends/fuckbuddies are Light Fae. no reason not to join.">"NEVER! I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO CLAN!"feels quaint now, this. 'yasss kween take the girlboss route! oh look now anything you ever do pisses off BOTH sides, causing conflicts/deaths.' (love this trash btw <3)
>>85559410World needs more whimsy
>>85559577the barnyes makes funny remarks when you talk to them, the scientist say 4th wall breaking self referential stuff . it insists on itself
the way you lads describe RuneScape (in all forms) it sounds more like work than gaming tbqh.of course it always had grinding but in the old days i remember doing a lot of different things. sat there not even with an auto-clicker maxxing your Woodcutting skill sounds like hell.and i DO do the exact things over and over every day of my life.
>>85559678ur not supposed to sit there with it maximised doing nothing else its something to do on the side
I'm thinking it's a microdose cocaine all day and tidy the house day tomorrow.Should be fun.
>>85559678looking back at my WoW days, it was definitely work
>>85559557>>85559627o aye i saw clips of this type of thing, they went too far.at first it was like>You cut the ponytail? Sell-out.cute little reference/nod, fine.but didn't they just keep going expanding the dialogue, adding more jokes and wink-wink references, George Lucas style?always thought the plan was just Half-Life: Source if it was done right (actually upgrade everything to HL2 levels).
>>85559702maybe YOU can do this lad, if the other pregab lad. but i can kind of getting "i'm buzzing enough, let's get stuff done."doing a LITTLE cocaine, moving about a bit...but also stopping yourself, knowing you have MORE cocaine?CAN YOU DO THAT LAD?!?!
>>85559678Both games have afkable options for most things afaik. I play both but haven't really played osrs in a few years. I prefer RS3 but only because I've maxxed and I can't see myself putting this amount of time into another game.
had a health scare today.
had a gape scare today.
>>85559775Had a breakdown earlier at the state of my life
had a spider scare earlier today :(
Just spent another 2 hours of my life watching the street on ITVX. After I'm filled with dread and anxiety as seeing as I'm probably one or two steps away from a life like that. It's terrified me. I'm at a loss on what to do now.
>>85559775>had a health scare today.what happend?
>>85559731Yeah I'm used to doing stuff like that. Did it some time ago (can't remember when). Just a little bit on the end of a key every now and again.I'm not too bothered about coke, got a couple of little bags with a bit in each, had 1 of the bags over a year. Vintage stuff, kek.Running out of pregabs, but a friend knows somebody to get some off.
Currently struggling to differentiate between fiction and reality what's happening to me??
Why would anyone ever play OSRS over wow classic
>>85559911OSRS soundtrack is basically dungeon synth
>>85559882are you on drugs? do you go outside?like i know this is a cliche one and people outright lie, but it's like "hearing voices" it just happens.sometimes i watch telly and i go outside and it's like when you wake up from a dream and for a second you DID win the lottery lols.dunno just like "oh aye all these concepts are real". or the inverse like "Greece isn't real, and England doesn't have 'office buildings' with hundreds of workers at computers. that'd be huge."i mean we have these clever AI chatbots now and look at the supercomputer you carry in your pocket. pretty weird world we've ended up in.
>>85559961When i was mentally ill i thought we were in a simulation because what were the chances i was born just at the same time AI was kicking off, felt like a black mirror episode
have you lads even tried to get a girlfriend? its so easy i dont understand
>>85559986I like being alone. Get annoyed when anyone contacts me couldn't handle a gf messaging me all the time
>>85559986Ok Deano
>,2038>that mate at restaurant kiosks who makes a show of ordering poultry rather than lab-grown chicken
Alri Demons Crest
>>85560008Can't wait for lab grown chicken wings as a veggie
>>85559961No I don't take drugs and I don't go outside. Heard somebody whispering in my right ear the other day and that freaked me out. I've been doing that maldaptive daydreaming a lot recently and living in the fantasy world. And seeing what life is like in the real world set me off a little bit, not sure. Still feel very very strange.
Ruth Crossman
>>85560043Hey that's my RuneScape username how did you know that??
>>85560043>>85560064To be honest I just remembered I posted my stats here a few days ago, might have been a few weeks ago. I stopped playing 2 years ago but i kept all my stuff just incase I wanted to go back.
How many videos has Billy Moore made about Rhyl now? Tired channel.
Nu breadinghamsPhwoarInnitX
>>85560098Post bread lad
Night night Ziggy, see you in the morning pal
>>85560180wonder how are curleh is getting on?
Snarf joining Ziggeh in the pits of Hell.
>>85560202curleh can do one he's no ziggeh not even keyring's big cock can help the grief
Nice gimmick
>>85560323ziggeh is life not a gimmickhere's yer pilchards pal
Just grassed up my coworkerMy only rule at work is don't make more work for me People make mistakes but when it's just laziness, you can fuck offThey're one of those black types, says she's from Portugal but born in "Angola", wherever the hell that is, not even a British citizen
>>85560526do you think she'll figure out you grassed?
>>85560539It's pretty obvious, we're a team of 3 with a team leaderThe third member is on holiday Also, I asked to speak to my team leader at the start of shiftAlso, the issue is that she was supposed to do the scanning yesterday but didn't do all of itI mean, my team leader could cover for me and make out like she personally has a problem with her not doing the scanning
I'm not a grass, I'm a whistleblower
>>85560560shes going to be bitching about you to everyone
>>85560569I'm the most vocal/chatty person in the office, I set the agenda
Sparking out incels
>>85560593is that you moni?
>>85560604Who else would I be, the queen of France?
>>85560600You need to be punched right in the mouth
>>85559920Nonce synth
>>85560600Good lad, doing honest work, I assume you're part of Burnham's new recruits?
Just got sparked for being an incel
brutal gang beatings x
Sparking out incels in their boxflats
>>85560669Do you still identify as a woman?
>>85560692Yes, maybe NB fem presenting
Sparking out all the mongs at the britfeel Halloween party
Bloodhound Q50 got sparked it lush
Gaping a worm.
Ready for the big snooze if i do say so myself
This dude has my build
I bellymog him tho
This lad has MY build
Gross porn where a woman is rimming a man. I mean i understand wanting to eat out a girls asshole but a stinky mans? No thanks
>>85560802That does seem to be quite common in porn these days and I agree it is fucking disgusting.
Spark an IPA drinker
Full blown IPA drinker genocide
>just watched a giant ass house spider get ganked by the cellar spider i let live in my cornergive him a fuckin trophy lads
>>85561027Me? I'd squish them both.
>>85561134nah, the cellar spider has been in my flat for months now and they hunt the actual freaky house spiders so it can stay.i'll see if the big fucker is still there in the morning, cellar lad can have a few days to munch on it and then im hoovering it up.
Jdimsa
It not nice living in Klaus Schwab's world
Oh they've already arrested some people for peacefully protesting in their balaclavas I see. Can't wait for the burka exemption version. Tyrants.
British kids don't deserve this.
The wagies are fast asleep. Haha. Another week of slaving awaits. You know I'd consider it but the social contract has been broken with me. I don't even get laid once in my life and they expect me to just be a miserable slave in a deadend job. Nah fuck it. You all work and pay for mentally ill dosser men like me wagies. I will never fucking slave.
>>85561373Not rite
>>85561453>The wagies are fast asleep. Haha. Another week of slaving awaits. You know I'd consider it but the social contract has been broken with me. I don't even get laid once in my life and they expect me to just be a miserable slave in a deadend job. Nah fuck it. You all work and pay for mentally ill dosser men like me wagies. I will never fucking slave.Sad!
>>85561453Jokes on you, I work nightsI'm in the work bathroom right now, stealing a living by taking a 5 minutes break, I don't even need to go to the bathroom!
Coping with beer
Sucking on a woman's clitoris
Sucking on a woman's arse
punching sean in the stomach
>>85559155I've stayed at Premier Inns the last 3 times I've visited, three times in Hammersmith, once in Richmond and once in Birmingham. What's another good Premier Inn location close to stations and in a decent part of the country? I'm visiting again in December so I need ideas.
Life straight up flat out sucks
Guys wake up
>>85562786you have an incredibly cushy life compared to 90 percent of the world population, get a grip
Northern anal friends
>>85562841am up am up fuck off!!
>>85562841>>85563002Me? Already at work x
>>85559188Travelodge and Premier Inn are both shite and shocking for the price. Travelling to other countries isn't the panacea that some people think it is, but if it's good for nothing else it's good for showing Brits and Americans that they are getting absolutely GIGAFUCKED by their hotel industry. Basically every other country has a better range of hotels for a better price bracket.
>>85561579>nightsNight wagies are more likely to die early.
Comfy NEETs are slowly waking up and taking it easy while tired wagies get ready to go to work
still seething at that offside decision
>>85563069got my "team away day" at some fancy museum in London today. should be a right doss and then finish early to go to the pub wahey. think I'll wfh the rest of the week after that.
I wonder what colour her sprog will be. Grim.
are turkish lass has no more motivation to make asmr any more. Hopefully she will move back to her homeland for better opportunities.
>>85563069I've been up since 1am as a NEET. I've had two wanks and eaten a two big bags of crisps already. Why would I work when women get easy fucking lifestyles?
Imagine being proud of getting yourself shagged and pregnant while working in a deadend wagie job. I guess this is how some women get out of the grim wagie lifestyle.
I remember the single mums in the 2000s. Used to always go round in groups shopping and feel like they're doing something meaningful for society. Sprogs all in their pushchairs and screaming for stuff. They literally are bigger drains on society than me and deserve no respect. What a sad existence.
wake up in the morninglooked at my phone, brushed its boring x
>>85563080>in London todayTrafalgar Square 8 pm ill spin your jaw, little man
Imagine if men wore burkas to conceal their identity at protests.
>>85563159Why are you so obsessed with this? Bizarre behaviour
Us NEETs use GNU/Linux to keep our brains from rotting.
>>85563174I'm a NEET and don't use Linux.
>>85563173Because the police have started arresting British white men at protests for concealing their identity. It's fucking tyranny. Crime and Policing Act 2026 only makes exemptions like "the purposes of religious observance". You can be fined and jailed for one month. The only way forward is to wear a burka for a religious exemption.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yjln213jeo
>>85563180You should with all that time you have. It's fun.
Me? Garn give /britfeel/ one more chance. I don't know why but it has some sort of drawing effect that keeps me coming back even after months of absence.. so if you notice an uptick in SSM posting, it's probably me.
>>85563192>It's funNot really. I had to use Linux for a year when I was skint and couldn't afford Windows. As soon as I had some money again I switched back.
>>85563198I just like the way it works. Never liked using the terminal in Windows. Too much telemetry going on too and forced updating is a right pain.
9.09 and I'm all caught up on e-mails. No meetings in the calendar until Thursday. I highly doubt anyone will message me unless a system completely conks it. It's Factorio time on the second screen, oh ye.
Is this the hour where the wagies are in their cages and the NEETs haven't woken up yet?
no one gonna answer me huh.
NonceScape
Me? Garn give wanking one more chance. I don't know why but it has some sort of drawing effect that keeps me coming back even after hours of absence.. so if you notice an uptick in wanking posting, it's probably me.
>>85563335For years I've been wanking on my back in bed and a while ago I noticed that if I sat up my dick would be 100x harder and bigger and veinier as well, cumming was way more intense as well. Give it a try lad
>>85559330>loser male porn induced fetishesBased x
did you get you wanking licence yet?
>>85563403Phwoarr imagine your first kiss being some nasty slag's puckered arsehole.
morning allMoni i dunno if you'll see this, people say you hang out on /int/ or something>>85560526>>85560560>>85560593from your blog posts there's hypocrisy/contradiction with what's written here and it sounds like they'll be able to figure out who it was.you have a lot of problems but you also revel in meanness. nowt unique to you ITT and maybe it's all wind-up jokes in your head, but damn. doesn't help anyone, that.
>>85563331Ian Taylor
im having a frustrating morning, how about you?
>>85563465How come x?
Meet me @ Trafalgar square for a sparking
Why do So.ylennials like IPAs so much?
>>85563471im trying to subvert the government wanking licence but its proving difficult. i have a subscription on OF i cant see because of the government checks but i cant cancel it either
Listening to some Indian slag ranting about how to use AI tools. Her internet's already cut out three times lmao. I've had the sound off for the last 20 minutes because that voice is not meant for human ears.
>>85563493Now imagine the sounds she makes when you gape her arsehole
indians love to shag, thats why there are so many indians
>>85563484maybe they just taste nice me lad.whether it's quaint>legend holds the heckin British Empire made them for the long passage to India!or hipster>me gusta le ethical independent microbrewery grapefruit craft beers!you're damned either way. the stereotype has gone further than the reality at this point IMO. it's like if you just want a latte, you want a latte more than you want Nescafe Gold in hot water. IS THAT OKAY? ARE WE ALLOWED???
>>85563516this implies other people dont love shagging and i dont think thats true
me? mixed feelings about shagging.
Really really warm today lads hope I've not got diabetes or something.
>>85563566A fanny is really warm on the inside
the internet is worse now than is was 20 years ago. the pop ups the cookies the constant tracking and invasive adverts make the higer speed we have now not really worth it
>>85563579I licked one this morning and it was indeed warm
Pornstar Emily Willis apparently has severe brain damage. Reckon she'll do a stroked out porn video? That would be lush. Her arse getting gaped and all we hear is "UGGGGHHHHH AGGGGHHHHHH OOOOOOGGGGHHHHH".
>>85563602Hope so mate
>>85563566just warm overall or do you feel like you've got 'hot blood'?i got into pure sugary wank a couple of years ago, never used to like anything more than the occasional mocha at a Costa/somewhere.now i'll order summat like picrel, it knocks me out, and i wake up hours later feeling like my veins are tingling with fire.roll on diabetes by 40, i suppose.
>>85563602Didn't realise she'd turned into a vegetable. I must have wanked to her vids since then.
Smelly obese incels ITT
i have a phone appointment with the universal credit people tommorow, i think there not happy with the bank statements ive been sending them. any lads on UC have any advice for me?
>>85563646>any advice for me?Yes. Get a job.
>>85563663GFY
I don't wish employment on anyone
>>85563663i have a job, most UC claimers have jobs
30+ yr old NEETs need to be round up and shot
>>85563646what are they not happy about? have they said any specific transactions?i had 'income' from a friend sending me money and i did just say>yeah look at the entry. i was 2250 overdrawn, at my limit. that's a mate who gave me money for food.>so those 50 pounds weren't from undeclared work?>no.the scrutiny bothers me tbqh (as always, just compare this to the pre-digital past, how analogue and slower it would be). even for something petty where i'm in the right, i might just start not-quite-playing-dumb but being vague like>i haven't broken any rules to the best of my knowledge. please could i get this in writing/email so i can ask for third-party advice?they're wasting my time, i'd be wasting their time. i don't WANT to, but usually in these cases they go for the simpler option of just leaving you alone (my experience, YMMV).
>>85563691Two grand overdrawn and they pull you up on 50 quid charity from a mate. Meanwhile fucking Mohammed gets thousands a month to support his 18 kids.
>>85563676i want the opposite where ONLY 30+ year old NEETs are kept alive. society will struggle for a while, but since you'd be leaving the autists, they'll figure it all out. even the transgender weeaboo furries on GitHub will get to work replacing the young women with kawaii robot catgirls. Logan's Walk will be a comfy paradise x
>>85563691communicating with the government is like pulling teeth, im sick of it all
>>85563705yeah i don't know how the bigger chancers do it, tbqh.maybe some office drone just Papers, Please noticed a tiny discrepancy.>money in that's not from the DWP or says 'REFUND'? who is this <name> person? is he doing cash-in-hand?i've known lads who do that scaled up by a factor of hundreds selling drugs. >it's all cash!not when they buy brand new cars it's not.
>>85563713That does sound womfy de lid. No aspergers lids, though... only womfy autistic mongs.
>>85563715it's all so fast too. not just the government, every public service and every private company.it's easy to say>digitally disconnect bro.but i need my emails (just do) and even if i 'check my inbox' once a week like i used to, i'll be getting the phone calls, voicemails, and now texts/WhatsApp messages (???) in the meantime. it escalates. and that's mixed in with communication i actually need to read.10-20 years ago i'd get a letter through the door. i could ignore it and 2-4 weeks letter, that's another letter through the door. imagine such peace.
>>85563732There must either be a fair bit of intimidation towards the DWP lassies, or they know someone who knows someone, or they're just genuinely clever and know exactly what to say and what not to say to make the 'computer say yes'. Regardless if there was no abuse of the system it would actually be supported by more people, even those working.
>bart can see dead people>it's not a treehouse of horrorcome on, The Simpsons
sexy lass sucking
Feeling very toasty today. It feels humid, like a storm is coming.
>>85563861>sexy lass suckingproof?
>>85563879why do you fantasise about moe lesting innocent young'uns?
There are posters on 4chan now that don't remember moot.
>>85563879Hope that storms comes in the form of a police arrest team to seize your devices and lock you up for a few years.
Desperately seeking attention, is it?
>>85563901marra there are people who don't remember the ORIGINAL moot.maybe he stills runs the site from the shadows, this Nakawaka guy is just his latest puppet after the Sigourney Weaver fella retired.
Says the avatarmong, how ironic.
>>85563939Yeah, there is a small shift in the direction of the site now. I guess as the oldfags move on, it will be more visible.
Gotten up again meI do fink yesX
For me? Holly Hendrix
Honesty is the best policy my arse. Just rang the bennies office for an advancement as had an unexpected bill, and now I'm skint and need monies for taxis to get to appointments and physio and pilates (health related, not just lazy). Apparently they don't help with that. Just do one of payments for big things. Should have lied and said my fridge exploded or something. Fugg.Trying to get housing sorted out as well, and I'm realising how fucked I am. Or more so how I've fucked myself over by not caring about things.
sexy sean sucking
Out of respect for my /britfeel/ nibbas I've had a wank to every pornstar mentioned here today.
>>85564030Individually or a big ole orgy?
There's a poster in britfeel right now that is a paedophile.
>>85563938What's this from? Little cuties. x
>>85564043google says its from the movie Leap!
>>85563959weird how it's progressed from like >oh cool, trendy new anime forum with related subforums.>"hai guys *glomps u* anyone else think Naruto is weird lately o_o;;">oh cool edgy /b/tard naughty site with some no1curr boards.>"hey faggots i hope you all an hero and rot in hell btw i fap to gore.">oh cool some free speech /pol/ forum with a few off-topic boards.>"topkek, you paki nigger jeets actually watch nip cartoons on your electric jew?"i wonder what'll come next. maybe either furries or transes will take over, then /pol/ will look quaint.
>>85564034One by one de lad. The ol' knobshire is getting a tad raw now.
>>85563940mongs usually do have their blinkers on
UK COMING TO AN ENDIT'S ALL GONE PETE TONGDUP ON SUICIDE WATCH AT TRUMP'S COMMENTS
He understands irony. Can't into self aware, however.
>>85564068Whatever it is, I hope it brings about the death of many non blue boards.
Atlas Spacked
>>85564109why, we could revive the lost art of conversation x
>>85564122Does conversation require racism, porn and gore?
>>85564105Lol thats rich coming from a nonce like you
Love a bit of racism, porn, and gore. Not necessarily in that order. A gaped, dark-skinned neck hole being penetrated? CORRRRR! THAT'S NUMBERWANG DE LIDS!
>go to holiday to Laos (fuck knows why)>drink methanol because the bugpeople decided to scam you>entire life ruined
>zoomers love The Pitt because they never watched ERmongs
>>85564135maybe those could be topicswho knows, maybe even boardsi like /tg/ because it feels like those lads have actual discussions, there's less of this>three well-written paragraphs making your case? why that's absurd we're all here to just mash nonsense into the comment box (two lines on a smartphone screen, maximum.)wish i could be interested in some other hobby tbhaiche. /co/ might be nice, but those lads freak me out (might be actual children on there, it's weird)
We are Charlie Kirk, his courage our own x
>>85564203The only The Pit I know of is the guy who makes those exaggerated BBC porn comics.
>>85564205Have you considered /gif/? Might as well get into tranny porn and interracial porn. Seems to be some of those lads' main hobby.
Any Brandon Sanderson fans in? Thoughts on his predictions for his upcoming works?I don't think he's a very good writer, but he's an exceptionally motivated and committed one so fair play. He gives his fans what they want, not like someone like GRRM who despises his fans and wishes he never had to interact with them and could just leave his series dead behind him.
Can't wait for my AI girlfriend to slit my throat when I'm asleep.
>>85564213I think he IS a good writer and very dedicated. I reckon when GRRM dies he'll finish Game of Thrones.
Incels avatarfagging ITT
>>85564223You got anything interesting to say, little lad? I'm not an incel. I could pay for sex anytime I liked and lose my virginity I'm just not bothered.
>>85564221I'm sorry lad but he's a really bad writer. Bad pacing, cringe dialogue, overuses the same little writing snippets over and over again, is entirely front-loaded and lacks all subtlety.
>>85564238Fair enough, lid. Different strokes for different folks. x
When I am rich I will purchase land in Japan and have a big chateau built and hire a dozen cute Japanese teenage girls as my live-in maids and require them to wear classical maid attire with the finest silk designer lingerie and hosiery as undergarments.
>>85564238You're forgetting the part in LOTR where Tolkien described hills for 20 pages straight.
Fuck royal mail. 4 things that should have been delivered 4 days ago.
Anyone notice women can't seem to understand a writer being sexist compared to a character they've written being sexist?
was re-reading Twilight earlier and had some funeven at the time something was off. just the way it was formatted/edited/published. it's all that robot stream-of-consciousness prose with some adverbs/adjectives thrown in like she remembered to that sometimes.>I woke up and I made some toast. I like to have toast in the morning, it is simple, like me. The toaster button was stuck again. "Typical," I thought. Just then my dad rolled into our driveway in his 1974 Jeep Cherokee. Charlie left me alone and that was good for me because I like eating toast alone. I thought about this as I took another bite of toast, the toast filling my mouth.the people 'reappraising' these books are just remembering the films tbqh.
>>85564276This is a normie thing, not just a woman thing. Or rather I guess you could say it's a moron thing.>>85564291So much of literature is barely above this level of quality now, even the more 'literary' MFA pipeline house style type books. Really sad state of publishing right now. Non-fiction is far better overall at the moment.
Incels replying ITT
That mong who wrote Blood Meridian is loved even though he doesn't even use punctuation.
Oh my fucking god I just had like 40 straight seconds of heart palpitations. Thought I was gonna die lads.
Starting to think he might have had a sexual interest in Elijah.
Gaping session with Sean and you're all invited to watch
A little bit of Ashlynn Brooke to keep the scaries away.
She was a true pornstar rose. One of my earliest wanks.
Incels monged out and dribbling ITT
>>85564383>>85564391She's got a great body, cute face, nice personality, but she was quite boring in her performances. Lacked energy, no anal, no IR, bad dirty talk etc.
>>85564120>Atlas SpackedLULZ. Thus Spacked Zarathustra.
Any old buggers in that remember the days where you could ring somewhere and they'd answer almost immediately?15 min waiting to speak to somebody at the council, it feels like 15 lifetime's. Getting close to forgetting the point of the call. It's to do with housing, but I did have a plan of what I wanted to say, now I do not.It can't be FUCK ROYAL MAIL, but that's what I'm thinking at the moment, as yet again those fucks haven't delivered muh stuff.
>>85564492I quite liked her voice and the video where she fucked the dude on the balcony of the apartment had some nice dirty talk.
Don't tilt the pinball machine
>>85564534The only reason things worked in the past was because they were blowing money like water and could waste it on call centres full of well spoken white people. Now the bill is due which is trillions in debt that's never being paid back.
>>85564571How can they have been spending that money at the time, but now the bill is due?
I'm a virgin but not an incel
>at 33 min on hold anon loses the will to survive
I'm an incel but not a virgin
im a wagie but not an virgin
>>85564586Because that's how the debt system works, you pass it on to the unborn future generations as a IOU and make them the bag holders. The Boomer lifestyle of working at the Royal Mail and getting a getting a gold plated pension at the end of it was never sustainable without never ending population growth to fund it.
Lollers is a paedophile and a convict
>>85564608They must be having a bet on in the council office. 'How long will Anon sit there before he gives up'. Fucking Annette from the Bins department handing Jim a tenner because it's gone over 30 minutes.
Incel paedophiles
>>85564534Cut backs, less staff, and the use of AI chat bots that aren't fit for purpose. I feel your pain. Are you in a rush to do something else or be somewhere else? Can the call wait for a time when you're less busy and have the time to wait on hold?
>>85564534>>85564571it's not even corporations/services that necessitate call centres, it can even just be a local company like a shop/office. you ring them, one of the workers or a manager answers.until recently you could ring a shop and ask if they had something on the shelves, or if they could give you a rough estimate to do some plumbing.idk it just struck me as odd i called a local Morrisons and i ONLY got robots that redirected me to the MAIN robot line. only had info that was online anyway. so i guessed numbers until eventually i discovered hitting 9 (not mentioned in the menu) actually rings a manager. as in, a human being, in the building. wow.i had no idea it'd gotten this bad, honestly. it should be a legal requirement you can always easily speak to a human if you ask (phones, emails, letters).
>>85564632There's always debt being created, there is some perpetual debt, but not all of it. They borrow and use the people of the country as collateral to pay it back. >>85564637I sacked it off.>>85564644I have the time, but not the patience.
incels on hold to the job centre itt
>>85564660They have web chat, but I'll assume it's a shitty LLM not an actual person. If it is a person, that's fucked, people sat at computers waiting for a "chat" as the dusty unanswered phones flicker with calls waiting to be answered.
>phone lights are blinking furiously as anon waits another 45 minutes for Stacey to stop browsing instagram
oh eff this particular Minecraft Potions shopdoesn't let you message a Village Trader until they've seen your message. so you ask 'hi mate, three Withering Potions pls'and then maybe you want to add some extra info but na m8, you have to let THEM view YOUR message first. it's even so crafty if you just try to DM them regularly, it notes you have an order placed, you SHOULD message them there :^)i get it, these Villagers get swamped with communication. but then THEIR solution is they mark stuff as 'Done' even before it's done, so there's no real window between a seen message from you and any further messages from you.(if i'd known this i'd have sent off the message FIRST)
I get my potions from QR codes on lampposts.
He gets his CP via QR codes
I scan random QR codes in public for the thrill
how do i do a danger wank as an adult?yell 'fire!' or 'burglar!' or something?
Imagine sucking the juices out of a woman's arsehole
Incels noncing kids ITT
visualise vile viscera violently vomited from a venereal vagina, gleefully guzzled down granddad's gangly gullet.
>>85561373Being around brown kids is unfair because of the smell and dirka durka noises. Agreed.
If the Russians actually did kill Boris I'd become a zigger and make it my entire identity. Hate that man with every fibre of my being.
>>85564875The so-called 'populist conservative' with the most left wing policies this country has ever seen. Utter gargoyle of a man.
Anyone interested in a business partnership with a coomer?
Phwoar she could sit on my face any time she likes
just want my conditioner, ladswill be interesting to see if this gets brought upstairs, meaning they HAVE read my instructions. must just be dyslexics who deliver my 72-cans-of-pop packages.
Incels ordering from amazon
>>85564937Corr imagine being suffocated to death by that
Delivery driver handing some smelly mong a single bottle of conditioner
weak year for gimmicks.
>>85564977>smellynot showering until i get my conditioner. it's THAT simple.
Imagine being that amazon delivery driver laughing all the way back to the van, then texting his mates about how he's just delivered a bottle of conditioner to a balding incel
>>85564979You missing 9fag?
>>85564965Ordering basic items on amazon should be cause of hanging desu
>>85565009My balls hang low
Britfeel is dead without HHL. Sad!
>>85564979What are your favourite gimmicks of days gone by?>>85564986>not showering until i get my conditioner. it's THAT simple.LEL
Done me chorebergs in for today me Yes i didX
Incels talking about themselves ITT
Just had some raspberries, that taste exactly blue raspberry sourpatch kids is mad really
Imagine injecting the contents of your scrotal sack into a vagina
Just slept 16 hours bloody hell
>>85565106Same, did mine between working. Made a batch of beef bolognese, 15 portions to go in the freezer. Cooked 10 portions of Basmati rice to go in the freezer. Might make a batch of curry base to freeze during the week too.
Freezing riceChrist alive
Could one of you lads ask chatGPT the usual amount of time to wait for a delivery before planning to kill the postal service? I'd ask but I forgot my password, and it's not anything to do with picorlinkrel.https://www.breitbart.com/latin-america/2026/09/11/reports-fbi-detects-argentina-teenager-using-chatgpt-to-plan-school-shooting/
Stuck on the toilet lads. It won't come out
Sexual thoughts about ASMR girls
>>85565144Why would you ever want to wat 15 portions of spaghetti. I'd be bored after the second
>23.5 degrees. >dark before 20:30Broken Britain.
Almost got tempted into making another purchase by the demon coupon lids.
>>85565160Wait 10 mins to cook rice or defrost it the night before from the freezer, or microwave from frozen. >>85565175Just the beef bolognese sauce. Not the pasta/spaghetti.
>>85565189I've not wasted money on pokestuff again either, today. Last week?, let's not talk of that.
>>85565192Little tip lad but just freeze your boiling water so its ready to go when you need it
>>85565196Same lid, spent 400 quid in one day last week. Very low moment for my impulse control.
>>85565200I do that for hotwater bottles in the winter. I have bin bags of frozen hot air from summer, all ready to release in the winter months.
>>85565192disgusting nonce kys asap
Incel paedos ITT
>>85565211Smart lad
>>85565206What did you buy? A shinji kanda magikarp card?
Need to code a function into 4chan x Thread Watcher. Retard Repelled.
>>85565228400 quid worth of Hong Kong films. Actually closer to 500 maybe.
>>85565185like being in greece or somethingit not rite
>>85565261I'm glad I'm a poor, so not making expensive mistakes, but it's the equivalent as I spend most spare money on it.
>>85565261Why dont you buy your girlfriend something nice instead for a change
When the world collapsses the man with the dvds is gonna get a LOT of blowjobs
ASMR girls like it up the chuff.
>>85565285I'm poor too but just spend money whenever I get it.>>85565299I'd have to buy a girlfriend first, kek.
Imagine having a girlfriend whose knickers you sniff anytime tine she leaves the room
Hope none of you lads have been parking on zig zags today.
>>85565340Surely if she's your girlfriend you wouldn't need to sniff her knickers? You'd be able to enjoy her actual fanny and arsehole.
>>85565353Not that lad, he's a cuck
>>85565353NTA but what do when she goes out?
>>85565353She's not gonna just let you sniff her arse whenever you want tho
I guess SSM is recovering from the woozin
Incels ITT will die alone, left for weeks on end decomposing in their boxrooms
It is what it is bruv
Brutal alkie poos
Me? Gonna die with a pair of knickers on mi head, a belt round mi neck and mi cock in mi hand.
Me? Not into arse sniffing
How expensive is it ti build a computer these days? With RAM prices going up etc
>>85565417thats literal 5 seconds to find out yourself
>>85565435Let's just get rid of questions completely then lad since we can google anything
George FIoyd sex arse
>>85565438That's a good idea lad, take it on board.
George Floyd flavoured crisps
>>85565438melty lmao
>>85565457Floppy crisps.I can't crunch.
ngl if i had the opportunity id try fentanyl
Buddha was a jeet
Should have stuck with /bantfeel/, it would have been slow, and died, but better. Only the spammers and trolls had anything negative to say about it, and you lot chose to back them.
>>85565452>>85565467Right that's me. Im shooting off to Reddit, fed up of getting bullied here
Pointless even trying to get a job at this point even if I wanted one.
/int/ mong doing /r9k/ing
Incels posting ITT because they've got zero social life
>>85565534That describes me accurately, yes.
Women ejecting poo out of their arses
>a spamming mong commenting on poor social skills
I gave into the coupon. God help me for I have sinned.
Will packing Ruth's fudge
Travelling back on time and fucking a baby-faced Maggie Cheung. OH IT LUSH!
Cat making win biscuits on me arse cheek.
>>85565695Mine always goes for me balls. Beginning to wonder about him desu
>>85565554lack of awareness like lollers said
come to chippenham
>>85565554lack of awareness like lollers
really do wish people would stop bringing up those who beg for attention ie lollers and seanshould be a bannable offence imo
Incels with no social skills ITT
>>85565819>really do wish people would stop bringing up those who beg for attention ie lollers and seanLike you just did?
incels with lack of awareness
It's pointless trying to have a wank at this point, even if I wanted one
Me? I got all the social skills.*says hello**waves*Nuff said.
Paedophile with a criminal record
>>85565856get yersen tenga eggs mate
Is Shippy gay? Some of those freaks in the discord have been speculating about it, I just go in there to spy on them. Usually it's boring bollocks but there's one lad called Ponce who says that Shippy gave him a wank in a phone booth in Exeter once
o snap another one of them d*rk w*b dr*gs markets (dark web drugs markets) did a runneror they all got arrested. probs just did a runner tho.
>expecting an egg to wank you off.Get some tenga hands mate.
Monged out incels ITT
>>85565877If they get done the police make a big deal of it. So it was likely an exit scam.
>>85565856There's nothing to wank over. Nothing is erotic anymore.
>>85565903No need to thank me my lad
>>85565886yeah probably, the staff stuck around a bit saying>dw guys it's totes just maintenance issues, we swear :)>the police make a big deal of itthis still cracks me up:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjScftmBxTothey set up up their own domain name just for this video (and seized themselves? forgot to renew it? i guess it 'served its purpose' as a warning.)what the hell is this man? it's like>WE ARE EUROPOL.>WE DO NOT FORGET. WE DO NOT FORGIVE.pure anime/GTA/AI cartoon video about pwning the druggies.professional adults made this.
>>85565706when mine was younger he used to make 'em on my stuffed Pikachu
Corrrr, Zoe Slater is DEAD. THEY KILLED HER! DIABEEEEEETUS!
>>85565964oh my days.are they still on the incel plotline? think the lad got manhammer'd in the young offender's institute for all his heckin misogyny?
You're an incel Im a 40 year old virgin We are NOT the same
>>85565997Don't really know I only watch it here and there. Heard are Bionic Woman was getting the snip so decided to give it a watch. Big Mo in tears, it not right.
I'm old enough to remember Little Mo clunking Trevor on the head with an iron. Kinnell.
i shot Phil, ladsit was mesorry
Babatunde's rape milk sloshing about in Welper's rectum
>>85566050HE'S BACKEVERYONE RUN
>>85565876I heard he gave Ponce a wank in a passport photo booth in Brackley
Welper crawling on his hands and nees to A&E with a bruised and gaped arsehole
>>85566068>neesWhat a mong
>>85566013Can you gain experience in being an incel?
Sean's batty gaped so wide when he farts it sounds like a foghorn
Remember Dirty Den getting done in.
Incels gaping arse ITT
>>85566073Nice kittingtonshire
*Sean walking up to you with a stupid grin*>Oi mate, smell my finger!*lifts his finger up*(it's been in his gaped arse)
Welper scooting on his arse like a dog to the A&E to stop his guts falling out of his gaped anus
>>85563145sorry lad, just saw this and I'm home now.
Inform the apus that Kaley Cuoco is heavily pregnant coooorrrrrrr
>>85563691what about all the money you spend on drugs?
Incels monged out and crying ITT
Not a fan of this new incel gimmick. It's just the gape gimmick but just a little more tolerable.
>>85566078It were that slag Vicky
>>85566116Lucky fucker whoever it is who got to spaff in her tuppence
>>85566205She's pretty mid to be honest and had a dyke haircut for a lot of TBBT run.
>>85566208I still ejaculated over her many a time in my youth.
Managed to finish Command & Conquer 3. Was a great old RTS desu!
>>85566013Shit haiku/10
>>85566229Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Now do Red Alert 3 big man.
Might have a cheeky wank in a minute.
Incels monged out racking their brains ITT
It was the summer of 2026. The summer of gaping, we spent all summer posting about gaped arseholes back then we used to say the word lush to describe something that felt good. It was lush. We worshiped somebody called seasideMARK, he was a fellow lifelong dosser like me he used to get up to silly little antics in the town of Dorset. Like I said back then that would have been lush
>>85566245Unintentional that lol
>>85566266don't put us followers of Mark into the same category as gape lad
What's the best wank you lads have ever had?I remember it was to Mass Effect futa porn when I was a teenager, not something I was particularly into, but I busted so hard it was insane. Never had an orgasm close to that since
>>85566295you're all mongs though?
>>85566296An old tube video of a really tan brunette. I was at my gran's house on her desktop in the spare room. Ended up cumming a over my fucking jeans. By the end of that Summer her PC was riddled with malware.
Incels posting about gaped arse ITT
Any greasy bullshit artists in?
>>85566290Only the last line was correct, it had 5 syllables.I was just making a joke, it looked like an attempt at one.
Originally it started as Bantu posting, but it for some reason it changed into gape posting. Not sure why but we did it for months and months. Some of the best times of my life was spent on britfeel laughing at what we called "little lads". There was this one lad called Ruthmong.. For years and years he pretended to be white but really he was Turkish!
These posts imply us lads will live to when we get old, or have anyone to talk to on our death beds.
>>85566371Just be nurses pretending to listen to it
>>85566296None that compare to having sex.
>>85566358the picture implies anon has a wife
>>85566266I could actually see myself laughing about stuff I've posted here when I'm on my deathbed. Not because I've had an empty life. I've lived more than most men twice my age. But because the shit I've posted here is so fucking funny to me.
>implying it's not actually fun when you meet someone IRL and talk about old internet shit it's just like the cyberspace equivalent of "eeee remember the old working mens's club they knocked down in '83"?i WILL talk to you about Half-Life 1 mods, the Neopets Battle Dome, or old /x/.
I find it quite hard to make friends in my 30s. I think you have to go to sports clubs pretty much. Running or climbing or something. I've been to meetups at pubs but they're awkward if you dont have much in common with people.
Who do you lads play as in Street Fighter?Guile for me x
>>85566400>walking down the street>remember funny post from 10 years ago>have to stifle laughter and HOPE passers-by assume i have special needsnot suddenly rememberIng Shakespearean comedies in their entirety, am i?
>>85566417Ryu. Used to be E Honda. Until I learned how to do a hadouken
>>85566417Cammy
>>85566417Ryui don't know how much about fighting games. but i know on the Super Nintendo one you do that back circle and so e buttons, it either does the hadouken or that other one.was more of a Mortal Kombat guy and the AI in those games cheat. something about how they go off your inputs rather than animation frames, so it's like beyond-TAS levels of nonsense.
the best part about street fighter is the porn x
Tezza bakes
Incels monged out posting all day ITT
>>85566469Corr would love to have my head popped between chun li's thighs
>>85566417green guy
>>85566446I knew a ladyboy from Derby called Cammy once. Used to drive around in a Toyota Sera. I wonder what happened to him.
I'm at that awkward stage of playing fighting games that I'm way better than all of my friends, but not good enough to play competitively. I got second in a tournament at an anime convention playing a completely outdated version of Street Fighter V, and that's about it. Tried to play in more tournaments but I always lose in pools.
I could never pull off a sonic boom, that whole hold back for 2 seconds and then fire it off never worked. I was fucking crap at fighting games as a kid.
did people die faster in the old days?in old Westerns and war films it's like someone gets shot, they're dead. they're not struggling for hours in horrible pain then die of an infection days later.but on the other hand you have Paul Verhoeven stuff with like squibs and exploding limbs and stuff.so what's censorship and what's just dying? was everyone in a real rough town just desensitised to hacking off limbs and that?
>>85566599I've bet you've fired off a few sonic cooms in your life though lad. Gaped a mate?
>>85566599Just takes a little practice lad. Once you get past the execution barrier and get to play the mind game, it's so rewarding.
>>85566605NO I've never fucking "gaped a mate" you mental case.
>>85566627>NO I've never fucking "gaped a mate"Proof?
>>85566417The lassie with the sexy feet.
>>85566656Juri haha x
Cringe incels ITT
>>85566660That's the one she's proper fit. I tend to always play attractive females in fighting games. I was a Katana main in MK for a long time.
i wish i was good at fighting games xi always watch evo when it's on
25 hour threadbergshireington. It's a good thread pace.
absolutely love this moment xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzS96auqau0
>>85566695Can we improve on it lad?
>>85566645NO I won't prove that to you, you mental case
Using caps to show how angry he is
Incel battyboys ITT
>>85566736if spammers stop we could make it even more comfy, yes
Shan't be making a new thread. Sorry. Can somebody else do it please?
One of the lads here has gaped a mate. And that's great. Because he's one of my biggest idols and I hope I can be like him
Might make a twoll edish
>>85566398could be one of those volunteers who stays with lonely hospice patients
Would love another valentine edition
Don't understand people who commit egregious crimes. Why ruin the entirety of your life over one thing?
NEW BREAD BAKED LADS>>85566844
