Tunnocks caramel wafer editionPrevious>>85559155
Jason Arday, whatever happened there...
[Open on me talking directly into the camera]ME: A lot of people compare me to my friend Sean and that's great, because Sean's been gaped and I want to be just like him.[Cut to me in the pub with Sean, Amer and Andrew]ME: Sean, I want to be just like you.SEAN: Oh yeah? And what does that mean? Just like me how?ME: Looks, personality, character.AMER: And talent!ME: Yeah, and talent. And I want to be gaped.SEAN: Well, you've got three out of four. You've got the looks, personality, talent. But gaped? No. You're just awful. Really.ME: Just awful?SEAN: Yeah. Really.ME: I've been told different. I've been told different by a lot of people. What do you think, Moni?AMER: I agree with him. I'm speechless.ANDREW: You're not talented at all at being gaped. You should find something else that you enjoy doing.ME: Well, whatever.
>>85566844Corrr haven't had these in ages. Want some now x
Angry incels will be posting ITT all night because they've got no life or friends and they're ostracised by their family
>>85566856I've been to an Osteria with my family lad
Even I had to hide that one lad and I twoll post often
>>85566856But anon, you're here all day
Down to my last 50 quid
>>85566856Hit home that anon :(
>>85566856I envy the friendless and the ones without family. More freedom when you're alone, less obligations
No point being alive without a fanny to slurp
>>85566880don't worry lidpip day soon
No point being alive without a big hard cock in your mouth
>>85566907Can't wait lad
>>85566910Beta af gotta be the background noise
>>85566902Had a good slurp on one this morning just as she stepped out of the shower.
watching Sleepers. surprised I've never seen this before. also GREAT EDISH x
>>85566945Good film that, haven't seen it in years
Favourite DOOM .wad lads?
>>85566995Does that mean favorite port? For me its this
>>85567055Not what it means at all lad x
>>85567065You've lost me then lad
>>85566995Used to love playing the plutonia experiment, weren't that much into wads as a kid. I liked playing Go2it on ultra violence I did it as a kid it took me 40 mins to kill everything without dying and not save scumming
Stinky incels ITT
>>85567114Bet you'd love a stinky neet cock up in your aris
>>85567072He's lying. That is what is means
>>85567120This is a bizarre post even by your warped standards. Even according to your warped creed
Ugly men talking nonsense ITT
Creedin' and sneedin' is all that I'm needin'
>>85567147This is one of the first posts you've made where I've had to say "Yeah fair play, he is talking about me there"
Wonder if Ruth has got a job in her Dad's pub yet
Wonder if Rs dad serves shandy bass in his little leafy village middle class pub
Sleeping on the sofa tonight
corrr just took a huge sloppy shittington did i not xunder the toilet seat and everything x
>>85567269you mean the comfy wumfy couchelstack? bloody hell bruv
opinions on coventry ?
>>85567314Brown and smelly >>85567291
>>85567314Using that sentence you can make another one; 'O, try Coop onions in oven?'
>>85567363i bet your mad talented at countdown
Incels posting shit ITT
Jew boy Zelenskyy
>>85567291Really wish I hadn't saw that but bet it felt great exploding out your bumhole.
Lads are literally shitposting now, we're finally there
I got banned for posting my poo once. Careful, lad.
So what am I supposed to do as an ugly failed male in my 30s
>>85567436Post your poo, lid. We #poolads now.
>>85567448Isn#t that the India general name on /int/?
>>85567435i wish he would, disgusting git
>>85567464Post your poo we're having a #pooparty and it 4x lush. Maybe tomorrow it'll be a #fishparty.
Grown men poo poo posting on their special club website
I used to think spamming mongs and forcing memes was a britfeel thing but every general i visit has the same unfunny posts making up 30% of the thread, there's no escape really
Incels posting drivel ITT
>>85567510>Post your poo we're having a #pooparty/indiafeel/
Might get an iced latte tomorrow to drink on the bus
>>85566844you ever wanna cramma cramma cramma one a dem UP YR ARSEI said UP YR ARSEUP YR ARSEYou ever cramma one a dem UP YR ASSBetcha have ya dirty bitch
Incels getting sparked out ITT
Would like to put my penis into it just once please
>>85567631Ooo you're ard lad
>>85567668What another man's arse? Get on grinder de lad and get a bum in 5 mins
I am the walrus
>>85567436Ive been wondering the same thing though i am American. spent my early 20s drinkin and depressed. couldnt find a job for shit. no criminal record. and the nearest grocery store always takes an hour to finish an interview. they make you wait while interviewing others in front of you. huge waste of time
>>85566844i doubt those wafer bars can compare to the king
Seriously, lids... what the FUCK is this wet, warm weather? Grim. I just watched From Beijing With Love (1994). Not as good as Forbidden City Cop (1996) but I do find I'm enjoying Stephen Chow's style or comedy. It all feels very Austin Powers.
Off to beddingshires innitPhwoarX
>>85568032I know my lid it's been a bit weird hasn't it? Had the fan on full pelt today because I was sweating my knackers off.
>>85567859Jamie Varley's favourites
Not much point in me being alive really
first thing i downloaded on my ps3
Just had a dream where this old hag woman waa trying it in on with me and i was into it, god im pathetic
Nightguard here don't think it will hold out until the morning. Here's hoping it will
NEET here just had soda and nice sandwich. might vidya now
hairdryer finally kicked the bucket after a good 10 years of solid service.shall now be ordering the same one (because i dislike change x)
>>85568641>just had sodasick, dude! you wanna crash the mall?
My ambition in life is to see Sean's gaped arse IRL at least once
Might get on the fizzy drinks todays
Got that orange Fanta for later
Me? Don't have hair anymore, the Norwood reaper raped me hairline
still can't believe the first episode of Black Mirror wasn't titled 'You Rape What You Sow'.
>>85568665we are also playin DS games
if ZOGmerica had told churchill to fuck off all of middle east would have been saved and colonized. africa would be modernizing. instead the asians are destroyin the world because asians are gog and magog hoards. theyll devour africa in the coming decades
>>85568804fanta is yellow
just ordered that Red Bull Yellow Edition in an hour ago.>Summer Editioni hope it tastes like piss so i don't miss it come autumn.(citrus things can go either way. there's lemonade, then there's LEMONade)
tempted to top meself desu me lads
>>85568924Stop drinking the sugar jew
whenever you read old Marvel comics (as you do) and some black thug character says>Shooo-it man! It's IRON MAN!!is he actually saying 'shit'? the naughty word?
>>85568933>sugarif you open up that image, there are several labelling clues you may have missed me lad.>aspartame IS a significant cancer risk!yeah well they should have told me that sooner, instead of telling me the precise opposite for decades.
>>85568947Stop drinking the sweet liquid jew
>>85568956I'm addicted now, the kikes won
Bukowski had a cloud.
Senpai do you think mark will get on the beer today? It 2 days since last time
Don't get how he drinks so much at his age
>>85568978he deserves a nice treat after all the hard grafting he's done xx
5:36am The rain is very comfyI'm in my nice warm bedGet to sleep another 7 hoursNeet life is good
>>85568984Would be better off on the fizzy drink
>>85568991Life of kings mate
Men in their 40s looking forward to WoW forever. Sad!
>>85568933I don't normally fancy sweets but I spent yesterday painting a fence and a shed, I was knackered at the end and all I wanted to eat was sugary sweets and drinks.
>>8556899640 is the new 20, anon.*torrents some animes to watch*
>>85569001What's your favorite sweet? I like these bubblegum turtles
>>85568996Pretty hyped for it myself if im being honest. Its gonna be so fresh
me? can't wait for GTA6.if someone gives me a go on it, i'm going to steal a car and drive around. might even climb on some buildings.
>>85569008At home I love a solid bar of milk chocolate straight out of the fridge, but out and about I always go for peanut M&Ms
>British man admits drugging, raping wife over more than 2 decadesYet incel neets are the problem innit
>>85569032Oof ye chocolate from the fridge is top tier. I even like my jellies in the fridge
>The man has now admitted charges including 21 counts of rape, 15 counts of assault by penetration, 11 counts of sexual assault and one count of sharing intimate images without consent in a period between 2004 and 2025. Lolz foids know how to pick them
How long have you lads been neets for? Assuming you are neets. Im 12 years in at this point
Night guard pretty active tonight, love to see it
>>8556904716 years me
>>85569047had a brief NEET phase in my 20s, typical wagie nowadays, looking back my NEET years were the best
>>85569049can't speak for others but i just necked 2 x Red Bulls 1x Yellow Red Bull and now i'm on a can of White Monster all so i can read about aliens + watch Pokemon speedruns for 5-8 hours until the postie arrives
>>85569070That's a lot of energy Anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24T3zSTv_sQearkino
>>85569075what can i say? i am an energetic guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpW3C_k0WMYmental to think i've never seen this film and have no clue what it's about (Turkey?)yet, much like 'Together in Electric Dreams', i have listened to this track many hundreds of times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gab-PRboLhc>Rebzyyx - skinny (feat. hoshie star & roninkys) zoomers are so funny man.they LARP what we lived fo rizzle fr.
eating cheese right now
>posts with youtube links
having some cheese atm
having some chinese atm
>>85569169good point ladhttps://yt.chocolatemoo53.com/watch?v=pMPEodx4l90>Nightcore - Moonlight Shadow(working privacy-respecting Invidious instance)
Corrr nice 9 hour warehouse shift starting in 40, what a life x
might try and sleep for a few hours.showered n fresh but i am NOT showering again until my new hairdryer arrives this afternoon. it's that simple.
>>85569166No crackers lad? Gotta have crackers
cor bliomey Gromacewe've all this choysebut we forgo' the blinkin cra'ers!!!
>>85569357Not at the moment no, just fancied a little bit of cheese with my morning coffee. Might have it with crackers later on though, as a proper snack.
>>855690477 years. there was a small break in between. i dont like being neet but most jobs are seasonal. cant even get an interview
>>85569245i have never seen gravy on lo mein
>>85569402That isn't gravy, it's authentic Chinese curry sauce, my friend
>>85569245They're feeding literal dog food to ARE spackers. Not rite.
>>85569008those hurt and gunk ur teeth. i just eat ice cream
>take a long walk off a short pier.but then you'll end up IN THE WATER
>posts with a cat picture attached
>>85569438role-playing is banned from this forum just type in conversational English please
Impossible to be happy if you can't get sex.
Imsex if happy can't be to get possible you.
Buzzing my tits off looking through the Careabout Cup fixtures tonight.
Impossible to be happy if don't have a cex
Don't think I've ever chose waking up over sleeping in desu. Always been like this my entire life, nothing beats sleep
FRIDGE UPDATE:flats across the way, the fridge has MOVED.but to such a pointless disagree. maybe someone had to carry something large inside...? but now it's in the way, you'd have to go round it, rather than it slightly blocking the door. to the best of my knowledge, nobody fat lives there.this reminds me of the time i left my bike on the street. no lock, just propped against a wall. it took over a year before someone actually stole it.
>>85569521Odd post to write at 8.23 but I get the sentiment. I'd much rather be on one ear right now. Sleep mask on. Rain tapping away at the window. Corr innit.
>>85569526Fucking love me a fridge update. Cheers fella.
gape arsespacker traydisability money
just can't be dealing with the stress of waiting for the postie, who may not even have my parcel. or even come at all.going to lie down and close my eyes and pretend i'm whisked away to a fantasy world, then get hung up on some specific detail and then remember my imagination is shot so instead i'll just mentally relive the recent times i've been to the shops. see if i can conjure up what was in all the aisles.night lads
>>85569564Normal lads go to work You go to sleep
Ready to make some serious progress in Factorio today. Can't believe no one else here plays it.
>>85569580Too depressed to play video games
can't sleepmight stay awake insteaddon't have the brainpowder for something like Factorio (Slime Rancher and Starbound both hit this point where they stopped being fun and started being like 'hey now you can get under-the-hood and program the game logic yourself')could play that Pokemon ROM hack i was playing but since there's transgender stuff they probably expect it to be for adults who understand what 'IVs' and 'abilities' aremaybe i'll just go to sleep
Groping Shippy's man tits
Another day sitting in the porn throne
>>85569651Get on the benzo grind my troubled dude
>>85569656nah man i'ma play some vidyasdecided to play Amy the Hedgehog without attacking then switched it up to without jumpingCream the Rabbit COULD destroy that box blocking my path. i just want you all to know:she chose not to.
need a fanny pressed again my face asap
Need opiates directly injected into my blood stream
need hobbies or something
britfeel is my hobby britfeelers are my friends
>>85569684Same lad, and the arsehole directly on my nostrils, can't cope anymore
Morning de lats and morning de lats!I am depressed and cannot imagine a world in which my life gets better so get in!
Fucking CHOON and also fucking crazy good choreographyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bp6po9lHwo
Never did hear from that lad who went Norway with his mum did we
Rumours are indeed trueHad a wank last nightIllegal porn it was too probly
Incels spamming ITT during the night because they've got no life
>>85569723another dire LARP it seems
why does everyone hate porn now?not a fan but i just view it like drugs, it's there, people use it, whatever.
Chads spamming ITT during the day because they've got a life
>>85569735You wake up at this time each morning and start spamming about posters ITT.
>>85569733You're speaking to us in soon to be /Engfeel/, all porn is illegal over here.
Morning, morning, morning, lads. Shout out to the Crossy fella. >Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring - Bach.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J56RFMWharE
>>85569768Out of /nirfeel/ /cymfeel/ /engfeel/ and /scotfeel/ I reckon only the latter two would get any posts.
>>85569775Or we could stay united with R frens, and have a /fuckthegubbermintfeel/?
>>85569770Fk off paedo
>>85569770Alri lollers, whassup.I'm not crossy.
>>85569756>YouThat is a big claim! Have you got any proof?
>>85569529I will sleep till 12pm minimum
Not welcome here: paedophiles Welcome here: everybody else
>>85569794I just did a fart, and it smelled weird, but then I noticed the smell of beans.I'm good at what I do me.
>>85569782why do you call this anime poster a pedo all the time?
I can't generate eggs in my dreams
>>85569818What else should we call him?
>>85569822Are you a female close to the age of 40? It might be your subconscious telling you something?
>>85569818Lollers is actually Spanish and his name is Apeddo.
>>85569830No i just love omelettes
Violent criminal with paedophilic tendencies. Needs locking up ASAP.
i routinely dream that i can levitate, but only slightly.i can't soar through the sky, i can just 'hover' a few inches off the ground. i jump and tense all my muscles, i stay in the air. i can move around SLIGHTLY if i really concentrate.every time, every dream, i show this to people>you'll never believe me, but watch this!and they're never impressed. i'm hanging there defying gravity and they just go, 'huh, yeah. anyway...'
>>85569825idk man, if he wants to identify as one that's sus but are you sure he actually is one? like a danger to kids and not a thought crime? everyone nowadays gets called a nonce. your neighbor probably has expressed worries about you being a nonce. people call each other nonces just because they don't like each other. its a cold world and as a man if you die of suicide people will say it because you were a nonce. like all those noncing russians being blasted by c4 drones, etc.
Incels monged out and seething ITT
>>85569857He has admitted that he is a paedophile and that he's been convicted of violent crimes yet you still defend him.
>>85569857No he's not sure at all.
>>85569862so you admit you've committed violent crimes, you just haven't been convicted?
I find it's best to entirely ignore lollers despite every (You) he gives me and others ending with a question mark to desperately get more interaction. Other than that I sincerely hope is 'grown up' girlfriend's womb is as barren as the Sahara so no child ever has to grow up near this vile cunt.
>>85569876You sound weird, desu.
>hand in 2 weeks notice at job>boss calls in sick for the whole 2 weeks>comes back on the last day and complains I haven't helped with a handoveroh well good luck with that
>want to download a free demo of a PC game>it's ONLY on Steam rather than just a .zip/.exe file on a website>on Steam you NEED a Steam(TM) account and the official Steam(TM) client installed>even with DepotDownloader there's no workaround, you have to make an account and 'register' the gameimagine if you needed a TV licence to watch your favourite adverts.
>>85569862i think Christians used to torture people to get confessions. how do i know he wasnt tortured? i dont even know the full story cos im not a part of your gay drama circles that gives you the relevancy you crave. also violent crimes doesn't imply pedophile. if he gonna be out there making cp and collecting cp and being a danger to kids, then grab your pitchfork but it's probably he just feels guilty about loli or something stupid like that. feel free to enlighten me though. i guess loli is super bad?
>>85569851I think this is how we remember being carried around when we were little
>>85569883Are you really monging out about getting a Steam account?
Had that fucking 'We are Charlie Kirk' song stuck in my head since Thursday and still can't get it to go away
>>85569878angrylad really enjoys working himself up.some people just like being angry, i get it. but the scenarios this lad concocts are so strange, usually trolling = 'i'll rile OTHERS up'. but he's been at this emotional self-harm for actual years now.
>>85569889yes, but i made a throwaway one with Tor + a Russian email address so i could fetch the demo via DepotDownloader.reminder: we are talking about a free demo for a game. even the people who BUY GAMES cannot just install/run them: they need Steam (the spyware/adware, not just like 'they need to use that company/website').
>>85569892That one sung to the tune of cheeky girls?>>85569896We had years of him using lollers to act out his sexual fantasies with children. He has used others as well.Probably the same lad who wakes up around 09:30 daily and starts his gimmick spamming.ASMR spam coming soon, few audit vids, male vs female spam, old vs young spam, NEET vs wagie spam. All starts around the same time.
What's so bad about steam? They're probably the only corp who aren't out to fuck consumers over lol
In my neighbourhood everybody knows me as the doorstep shitter. I don't even own a toilet anymore, I just use everyone's doorstep whenever I need to drop a turd. I'm secretly part of the street WhatsApp group where people put bets on which doorstep will be shat on tonight and they share pictures of me in various poses. I do take pride in my work because what I'll never, ever do (and I really draw a red line here) is leave a liquid shit on someone's porch. It absolutely must be a solid log rather than a brown puddle, because that would just feel like an insult to that particular house when everyone else has received a proper pile from me. So far no one has reciprocated this act on my own doorstep but I have heard whispers through my open window of dog walkers saying they should fling their dogshit at my house, which honestly I would appreciate in the sense that it's acknowledgment of my work. Thank you for reading my log blog today.
just wish we could abandon the entire GNU project and all its associated software, tbqh. phase out 'free software' (the same way 'real ale' is a more functional term than 'craft beer').imagine how good Linux would be if they'd taken the Android route, without Google, ten years earlier. significant chance we'd all be running Linux desktops, Richard Stallman would just be crying in a corner somewhere.
UC phone appointment done and dusted, a friendly indian lady just wanted to ask me a bunch of question ive already answered, piece of cake
>>85569907>buy a game>steam goes bust>can't play game
>>85569786Ugh, I'm full of snot and my head is pounding. How the fugg does that happen? Go to bed fine and wake up with man flu, the highest viral strain, deadlier than COVID.Sorry to whine. I hope you're well, mate. What are you up to?
Just necked this didn't i
I have haven't i
>>85569916corrr nice one lad. was it just practical/personal details type stuff, or do you reckon they tried to catch you out on anything?
>>85569919>steam goes bustThat will never happen
>>85569921>Rosadon't know what this is. took me forever to realise the white one is citrus-flavoured.how is it?
>>85569927>people will always need Steam!
>>85569930It lush, one of my favs. Try it laddie
>>85569920Don't fall for female propaganda, they just say things like that to put men down. They don't like it when we monthly say to them, shut the fuck up it's a little cramp. Also child birth? You pick it multiple times. Shut the fook up sloots.I'm ok, off t'mother's later, will try my best not to stamp on her dog's head (I don't like little yappy dogs that put their teeth on my skin, but the family are weirdly ok with it. They thonk a small dog is cute, I say FICK OFF CUNT DOG!)
>>85569927Another yacht for the King
>>85569916What happens when the DWP phone you, do they phone you at random? How many times do they call you in a year? Do they offer you suitable jobs and/or training during the call?
>>85569943the send me a text telling the the day and time of my appointment, i have a job so they didnt offer me anything they just wanted to know more details
>>85568762It's been posted in the archives many times little lad
>>85569968>in the archivesI said "IRL"
>>85569973Oh I see I think his webcamming gaping days are long gone I bet he would do it for a tenner and a bottle of J2O though
Incels fuming, crying, and monged out ITT
>>85569968How does one "post in the archives"?
corrrr this lad and his (human) princesses
People really have the wrong idea about immigration and asylum seeking.
Imagine sniffing HHL's gaped arsehole. Actually close your eyes and imagine the smell.
>>85570000repeating numbers it is then
>>85569995He's a very stupid anon, don't be mean.
Willy Wanka
>>85570019it only occurred to me today that his name is WilliamWilliam Wonka, what the fuck
Willy wanker
I would be willing to have sex with a woman if she agrees to it.
>>85570035Imagine how lush that would be.
11am. time was, i'd be sat here, eager awaiting the postie swinging by any minute now.country's gone to the dogs.
Called mi son clunge smash III, if he turns out to be a pooftah I'll be livid.
Stinking incels ITT
>me?, stinky volcel.
passport has just been delivered ladsmight take a midnight flight goin' anywhere
>>85570051Will they provide free English passports, or do you also expect them to make you pay for a new passport?
>>85570041Why don't you get a job as a postie? Low key brilliant idea imo
>>85570059Then he could expose the corrupt post office? Good idea this.
Shirt lifter poofter
>>85570064You called your son that? Monster.
Just closed my eyes and imagined it.
Heard my mum (63) listening to a 6 7 TikTok before I stood there in complete bewilderment
/britfeel/ infiltrating the post office to uncover the truth behind late deliveries. You love to see it.
>>85570054happy to pay for a passport, meI could get an Irish one if I wanted, may need one if England gets abandoned
>>85570074Maybe she's getting theme ideas for her birthday in 4 years time?
>>85570067No that's what I called your dad last night at the pub buying a brewdog IPA he chuckled and smiled as he walked back to his seat saying "I used to be one of those equity punks ya know"
>>85570078England was abandoned decades ago anon. Scotland, Wales, Ireland yet only England is classed as British.
>>85570080My dad only drinks strawberry daiquiris.
>>85570081Excited to see a wall erected along the Scottish border
Men of a certain age really fucking LOVE The Beatles, don't they?
>>85570099i've loved The Beatles from age 10 to age 40.fucken internet hipsters out here like>you like bread? hm well, bread's OK, i guess...
As if Scotland, wales and Northern Ireland are going to leave England. Their economies are in a deficit towards England they would all bankrupt in a few months without our money
>>85570099For me, it's dire straits.
>>85570106Not Northern Ireland as we'll be joining Ireland proper. They'll get more tax money to pay for us. Scotland and Wales? Yeah, they'll be fucked.
Crown Estate? more like ParASITE
>>85570104Didn't say they were bad, did I? Just said men of a certain age love them.
downstairs neighbour has their door open.could just walk into their flat. even poor people have weird cameras and stuff now though, that's just the kind of low-trust society we're living in.
>>85570041I'm waiting on things that should have been delivered 5 days ago. Just checked the letter box, and 1 of the untrustworthy neighbours hasn't superglued the letterbox shut. Good to know.
>>85570116if you define a man as an adult human male then there's no 'certain age' about it, besides being 18 or over.i will defend The Beatles the way gamers defend Ocarina of Time.
>>85570117Walk in and take a shit on his sofa.
Phwaorr gotten up an hour ago meDidn't iX
>>85570074My kid is three and a half and the other day she came home from nursery and made a 6 7 joke. It's fucking rough, we don't let her on any devices and won't for a good damn long while but holy shit the other useless parents just let their kids brainrot themselves at already by the age of three.
laffin me tits off that soundsp**er image
>>85570141Kek, your kid will be fucked by school either way.
>it's a mystical village full of children who remain children forever!>uhh it's just a fanciful fairytale idea inspired by classic works DO NOT CHECK MY HARD DRIVE ONEGAISHIMASU
>>85570164Yeah but do they get their post on time, or live in the dystopian hellscape that we live in?
>>85570170>do they get their post on timei think so. they have those birds.also something about talking through magic telestones? pretty sure those have been around since Zelda 3, maybe 2.
actually come to think of it, birds aren't that fast.like who would win: a carrier pigeon orhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmciuKsBOi0?
>>85570164Corrrr, that's a sexy wee elf lassie.
>>85570175saria is not for lewd
>john woo remade The Killer with the black lassie from Game of Thrones in Chow Yun Fat's rolewhy
>>85570198She loves Link's cock, lid. Undeniable.
>our soon to be forren neighbours trying to divide the country>royal mail trying to divide the country into posy havers and post havenoters
explain how someone with TMAU cant work as a postie
>>85570203The Parcelforce guy who delivers to my house is some fat older guy with a grumpy look. He NEVER even says hello. He literally takes a picture of whatever parcel he's delivering then gives me a dirty look that he holds way too long. It's honestly unnerving.
>>85570199is it any good, though?sometimes the gimmick of a genderswap mite b cool (people say that Elementary series is decent, with Sherlock and Jane Watson?)such a male dynamic tho, film already had the blind lassie.
>>85570199Is her chinese name sum fat blak?It's sascha from hollyoaks! Ignore the last joke.
FYI for anyone who doesn't have disk caching off, there's illustrated child pornography a few posts above.
Lonely incels monged out ITT
>>855702071 day he chased by dogs, the next day he chased by cats.
>>85570213Don't know. Woo directed it so it might be at least interesting, even if he's old as fuck now. And yes, Elementary is fucking GOATed. Lucy Liu is a great Watson. Much better than the meme Sherlock show.>>85570214Had a crush on her back in the day but think she's a bit mogged now.
There will be no splitting of the United Kingdom. The devolved powers benefit too much from being under Westminster because they can simultaneously extract huge sums of money that they otherwise wouldn't be able to generate themselves and also whine about being "oppressed" or whatever the fuck to further bolster their claims on wealth extraction from the hand that feeds them (also lets them drum up support from petty nationalist sympathies from their internal populations to win votes).
>>85570212It's a shame you can't comment on it, he'd probably claim harassment. If not, you could look out of the window and say just leave it there, you weird me out fella".
>>85570245why do you assume politians are capable of long term thinking?
>>85570245Well nationalists in Northern Ireland WERE oppressed for the longest time. Now the tide has turned and unionists are seen as dinosaurs. Now, this doesn't mean I'm AGAINST staying in the United Kingdom. I'm not sure we'd be better off joining the Republic. However, the unionist parties here certainly don't do much to sell us on it as they're a bunch of vile cretins.
Star Trek predicted the great Irish reunification in 2031 and it looks like might might actually happen
>>85570255>Star Trek predicted the great Irish reunificationnope>In the Season 3 episode "The High Ground" (aired in January 1990), the android character Data mentions the "Irish unification of 2024".
>>85570243Same, but I doubt I would now. I know we're not meant to judge a book by its cover (weird as it's a valid form of self preservation to assess a situation correctly and the people in that situation), but I'd expect picrel version to be inclined to lecture me about colonialism.
Jim Allister? Jonathan Buckley? Gavin Robinson? Couldn't lead their cock out of their trousers for a piss.
>>85570265That hair, combined with the nose ring and the clown makeup, is fucking terrible. Why do some women purposely make themselves look uglier? She's a naturally attractive halfcast and still does this.
>>85570262didn't they ban that episode over here for saying that?we reee about free speech but it's pretty funny how 'edited for TV' used to be more of a thing. this episode of The Simpsons had a gun. can't show Homer buying a gun here in Britannia. BANNED.
>>85570253They're not generally speaking, but the devolved administrations are basically just grifting and they recognise that if they get independence their available funds:>Scottish total budget 2025 - 67.9 billion, of which 48.1 billion was provided by Westminster.>Welsh total budget 2025 - 26 billion, of which 21.8 billion was provided by Westminster.>Northern Ireland total budget 2025 - 31.04 billion, of which 18.2 billion provided by Westminster.Can't buy votes if daddy England isn't funding the slush piles.>>85570254I'm not really up on internal Irish politics so couldn't say, but the money will speak for itself for the time being.
is that a hecking Royal Mail post van outside???(it's never the vans. idk why.)
>>85570277I remember watching this episode a lot on my 'Too Hot For TV' VHS. One of the best episodes too.
>>85570262Oh apologies I got the date wrong then.
>>85570278Yes but the UK would also lose out on all those taxpayers. It's not so black and white and I suppose NI does have a safety net (the Republic). Still, I DO think we're stronger together even if the nationalist in me would like Ireland to be Ireland again. The Republic has a lot of fucking issues at the moment though so I wouldn't be so eager to join that mess. Quite a predicament, isn't it? I've had family members killed by the British army and Unionist paramilitaries but I try to be rational about these things. Better the devil you know, especially during increasingly turbulent world politics.
aye begone with ye, van. meant to believe there's NO post for ANYONE in my block, am i?trve postie will be around any minute. i feel it in my bones x
>>85570277censoring the simpsons doesn't bother me, censoring the new does. back in may 2022 an Indian politician Nupur Sharma made a tweet calling the prophet Mohamed a peado for marrying a 7 year old, this was never reported it was only referd to as ' an offensive tweet' so the muslims wouldn't get too upset
>>85570301The British government does not receive more in taxes from taxpayers in devolved administrations compared to what it contributes to their budgets. This is determined through the Barnett Formula (https://www.instituteforgovernment.org.uk/article/explainer/barnett-formula) which is not designed to profit from the devolved nations, but rather to allocate them funds based on their perceived 'needs' which, given that these countries are broadly unproductive and destitute, sums up to huge amounts more than we collect from them.
Doing big poo atm
>>85570321The Simpsons itself bothers me and SHOULD be censored.https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/John_Bull%27s_Fish_%26_Chipsjust funny having a giggle at the IRA bombings of English fish and chip shops, is it?well let's see how Americans like my hit new cartoon:>Everyone on 9/11 Deserved It
Big spacker Small penis
giving the postie until 1 o'clock.
>>85570325You could say that about all of England outside of London as well probably.
Dvdlad yearns for the Irish reunification
Beef stew in the slow cooker today oh aye it's going to be lush let me tell you. Plenty of pobs as well when it's done.
>>85570346Correct, and it shows when you have someone like Burnham basically marching down to the Souf to fleece it and give more money to the Norf. Politics fuelled by petty resentment.
POSTIE JUST WENT *INSIDE* THE BLUE DOORWTF IS THIS BULLSHIT NEW META
>>85570361To play devil's advocate the government should be for the entire country and not just for London.
>>85570320Not sure what to do if these things don't turn up today. 5 days after they were meant to be delivered. Lost, stolen by a postie, stolen by a neighbour, scammed by 4 different sellers on ebay? (doubt 4 would).Can't trust buying things on ebay now unless it's tracked 48.
My bed stinks
>>85569580I was hooked on Factorio for about two or three days. Once I got oil and had to deal with all the separated fractions and gasses and chemistry, I saw where it all leads (just more of the same) and stopped playing for good. Up until that point, incredible fucking game. Obsession turned to boredom when I saw what it's all about and that's that.>>85569617Personally, not too depressed to play but rather just knowing that no game can take me away into some magical world like Skyrim did. Instead, it's just a boring game loop that once I understand and the mystery disappears, I see no point in playing.Dawnguard's storyline with Serana and all the intimacy with her was fucking incredible, to this day, memories of playing Skyrim back then and going questing with Serana, the Soul Cairn, the searching for her mother, Castle Volkihar, Fort Dawnguard, the fucking Forgotten Vale, oh my god, all these incredible and stunning places and events and conversations with her still feel fucking real, like a real memory from my past. To this day, I'm looking for something like that takes me into a magical world like the Dawnguard DLC did. I have yet to find it.And the Dark Souls series was pretty incredible too, mainly due to its meaning and dark, futile philosophy which matches our real world.
>>85570365Reckon he fucks the wagie's wife while he's at work.
>>85570381aye i get everything tracked24/48. it just IS the new 1st/2nd class, as sad as that is.also i stepped away for a wee but the postie went inside the blue door for 10+ minutes. there could be 50 flats in there. could have a back entrance. but i suspect he's no longer alive.
More of an Oblivion man myself
>>85570368I agree, but I also think the framing of your post isn't great. By all accounts the government absolutely is being for everywhere else at the expense (quite literally) of London. There is an enormous wealth transfer operation churning away to take money out of productive earners in London and give it away to provincial backwaters (levelling-up!).
Incel shut-ins whinging ITT
>Dentist appointment is scheduled for 2:30>230>TOOTH HURTY
that's so weird. i didn't hallucinate that, he went in there. if he'd left while i was having a wee, i'd see the rest of his walk off in the other direction. lad's probably right and it's a sex thing.
Mate the kid is off his head
>>85570435Well I don't claim to be an expert but surely it's successive governments' fault for focusing on London too much? I mean, there's a large population outside of London that probably contribute, as well as a MASSIVE population of useless cunts IN London as well. Fuck, I don't know. Still think we're stronger together. England on its own would certainly have less manpower and cultural pull but that's just my opinion.
>>85570425Same but when I think about replaying it I remember needing to close several Oblivion gates and I just don't want to
I live me life free from purpose
>>85570420>but i suspect he's no longer alive.I get that, there's a lot of annoyed post expecters out there.Checked reebay, and 1 part of it says 2-3 days deliv, yet on a different part of the same listing it says 21st of sept.Very fucky. Noticed a lot of things on there have "or best offer" I think ebay are making them put a higher price on things so people use the best offer service more. Am I a paranoid schizo> No never been tested or diagnosed, it just proves I'm right about my no cunt can be trusted theory.>>85570444Check'd and giggle'd.I always think of that joke whenever anybody says 2:30.
>>85570444Sorry to hear that liddie
I've been boy soba all year
>>85570468I was thinking about getting that Oblivion remaster but I heard that not only didn't they fix all the legacy bugs, but it also has NEW bugs. Bethesda are dead to me right now. Starfield was such a huge fucking disappointment. They couldn't even be bother to randomise the loot or enemies in their 'procedurally generated' dungeons and I ended up getting the EXACT same dungeon with the EXACT same layout, enemies and loot THREE times in a row. I couldn't fucking believe it.
Cheeky little pint fa me
>>85570468Aye that's fair, they're very samey. Oblivion with dragons would be a good compromise
>>85570473I got something on eBay lately for 85 quid and the seller had it up for 115 quid. I offered 80 and they counter offered 85. Some people are just chancing their arm. Vinted is awful for these shenanigans.
>>85570490It annoys me, just put what you'd accept ffs. I let my mum do my vinted shopping (not letting her see how much I waste on pieces of cardboard) as she always puts less than the price.
me? just want Morrowind with Oblivion's combat.(i like me some dice rolls in RPGs, but it was already a 3D 'action game' innit)
downstairsmost lad on the ganj again.smells lush tbf but that's scuppered me going down to check for post any time soon. don't want him assuming i'm 'in the same boat' as him or whatever (don't mean to be unfriendly it's just not good for either of us.)
Is the government really that tone deaf? Banning balaclavas but it's okay to wear a muslim head scarf?
>>85570467I appreciate what you're trying to get at, but it seems to come from a fundamental understanding of how actual growth and organic economies operate. Successive governments have devoted hundreds of billions of pounds skimmed from the most productive people in London to give as handouts to poorer regions, but this assumes that growth can only be something that governments pay for using taxes in the form of 'investment'. The reality is that these areas are unproductive and thus will not magically improve because you throw money at them. Real growth comes from innovation, entrepreneurship, low regulatory burden and keeping energy costs low. The government has done everything it can to impede every one of these things and instead thinks it can tax+spend to growth, the retards that they are.But crucially in a dynamic and healthy economy some ventures must be allowed to fail when they are no longer viable. There are towns in Yorkshire for instance that were hamlets of 6 houses raising a few sheep for 500 years before a railway magnate came along and decided that he needed X carts of Y to flow through the area per week and boom, in five years these were 'established' towns of thousands with thriving economies. But since heavy railway industry collapsed and subsequent capital flight took hold they have slowly decayed to their natural equilibrium of 'nothing much'. But the government comes along and says NOOOO LOOK AT THESE POOR TOWNS, QUICK GIVE THEM MONEY TO HELP THEM THRIVE, ignoring the reasons for why those places grew and decayed to begin with.It can sound cruel, but nobody is entitled to have their home town survive indefinitely when it can't sustain itself naturally. To do so is a waste of money.
>>85570520Fucking tyrants
>>85570520The tone they're setting is "we will bend over backwards to please muslims regardless of how inconsistent, hypocritical, tyrannical or inconvenient it is to everyone else". In that sense they're not tone deaf at all, they're spot on with their message.
Pollers stinking out another thread then with his generic lolbert opinions that he thinks are really original and big brained
>>85570520they will not ever go against Islam because they need the votes.
i think >>85570341 was more than fair.but two weeks ago a neighbour's red card's tracking info was listed as delivered at 1:54 i think it was.how long does sex take? is it <1 hour? if so, 2 o'clock. he's getting until 2.
>>85570525I suppose you're right from a purely financial POV. I mean, industries come and go. People need to move on. However, the government still needs to support its citizens (IMO). That doesn't necessarily mean millions to keep some village afloat, but if the population becomes overwhelmingly disadvantaged compared to the wealthy then won't that ultimately cause trouble, and perhaps violence? Here in Northern Ireland they are constantly complaining that Westminster won't give us more money. HOWEVER, they REFUSE to fundraise. We still don't have water charges or prescription charges which would surely be a good start, and of course, those on VERY low income won't be expected to chip in. Just my two cents (or quid).
>>85570520Are the country that blind/don't care that BLM riots/ACAB/antifa/pakis during southport/anti racist fags were all allowed to wear them but right wing lads protecting themselves from being doxxed no brings about the banning of face coverings.The state and governmental puppets want to see the destruction of the political right.
I'm not far right but Labour's blanket response of calling anyone with legitimate concerns over immigration and refugees racists and thugs is completely tone deaf. Need a party in the middle that is sensible but not lunatics like Reform.
Mongcels ITT
>>85570555Check'd and it's not just labour'd.
>>85570555>completely tone deafit's all intentionalit's all corruptthey intentionally want to destroy the country as it was and allow migrants to run rampant, is that not clear? they want whites fucking gone/extinct. the government figures are just puppets that execute orders, they don't really have any morals or opinions on the topic and even if they do, they must comply or else personally suffer in some major life-changing way.someone from way above is directing and causing this for all of Europe.
Femcels btw
Alright lads.Any wronguns in?State your factory damage.I start.>I do Mac laptop repair as part of my job and go through photo libraries to find amateur porn, which I keep a copy of. Customers think they can trust me. They cannot.
>>85570550The government should be:>ensuring a healthy economic environment (low regulation, low taxes, low spending, no borrowing, controlled interest rates, encouragement/allowance of buying cheap energy and/or arranging for continuing improvements to energy infrastructure for the same reason)>ensuring the safety of its citizens internally (police, intelligence) and externally (armed forces)>upholding property rights of citizens and resolving disputes between citizens (courts, arbitration, basic social, criminal and employment law)Beyond that and a few other key but niche activities (e.g. embassies, maintaining nuclear weapons etc.) the government should really just leave people alone. If a town becomes destitute because there's no naturally productive enterprises in it then people should be free to move on as they please to other areas to make a living. If some people decide that the best thing to do is to kick in doors and rob people and businesses in the same situation then the police should arrest them and restore order and allow everyone else to make their choices.>Here in Northern Ireland they are constantly complaining that Westminster won't give us more money. HOWEVER, they REFUSE to fundraise. We still don't have water charges or prescription charges which would surely be a good start, and of course, those on VERY low income won't be expected to chip in. Just my two cents (or quid).Exactly, this is pure extractive parasitism. They want the fruits of beleaguered capitalism from London and use it to fund socialism for themselves to buy votes. That's all it is, they're just scumbags burning through other peoples' money to fund their political careers.
It would seem to me that it's also rich to get in at young people for not working anymore when all the entry-level jobs are now done by fucking immigrants.
I can balance a glass of gin on the tip of a pin
>>85570568AbsoIuteIy not.
Corr imagine filling are Charli up with spunkingtonshires. What a lovely naughty lass.
I am not reading all that fucking hell mate calm down
>>85570571The issue is when not just one person decides to kick in a door but hundreds of thousands. You do make good points and have given me a lot to think about. I think they should bring in water charges and prescription charges here and it wouldn't bother me. You English lads also get fucked with council tax and our 'rates' are nothing on comparison. It doesn't surprise me that English people generally just see is as parasites.
Me? Shall be having some Lidlberg vegetable samosas for which I proffered a half price discount AND and a further 15% off with a couponerino thanks to the Lidlberg appington on the old mobile device.
Might go Bude. Home of the larp, allegedly.
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BUILD A REFUGE DETENTION CENTRE IN PIDDINGTONNOOOOO YOU CAN'T HOUSE THEM IN THE VILLAGE EITHER!mongs
>>85570591Almost nobody pays for prescriptions over here either to be fair. As with everything else, only honest workers get fucked and everyone else gets shit for free.I love Northern Ireland and would prefer to stay unified, but frankly I think we'd have a better relationship if we were separate nations. You are genuinely never considered at all by our politicians, they do not give a single fuck and I think that's terrible.
>>85570608You forgot*reee's and throws a meaningless vote to leave the country*Bit racist of these anti racism protest groups, desu.
Might do a hyrox and have a shit on the way round the back 9
>>85570608Little Tory village voted for the boriswave and this is what the got kek. Fuck em.
>house them in hotels>noooo you can't>try to house them in an army base>NOOOOOOO THINK OF THE HECKIN CHILDREN
>>85570591There wouldn't be hundreds of thousands of people taking to the streets if the economy was allowed to thrive on its own because most people would have jobs and most people would be okay with it all. The level of entitlement that has to exist in someone for them to honestly hold that:>My tiny, backwater, provincial hometown MUST have at least 10,000 white collar jobs paying 45k+ in fields that I can personally enter and if the government doesn't tax people to make this happen then I will riot in the street and vandalise the hometown that I love so muchis beyond measure.>I think they should bring in water charges and prescription charges here and it wouldn't bother me. You English lads also get fucked with council tax and our 'rates' are nothing on comparison. It doesn't surprise me that English people generally just see is as parasites.Everyone should pay for what they use, otherwise government just becomes an exercise in seeing who you can tax more to give money to others to buy their votes. Using prescriptions as an example, they are defacto free in England, with 95% of them being handed out without even the discretionary charge. This is because the government determines that 'vulnerable' people means 'anybody with a pulse' and therefore thinks that asking them to pay 9.90 for medicine is beyond the pale. People just lie and say they're a carer, or it's for their kids or they're unemployed or whatever it might be. The system incentivises people taking advantage of it and lo and behold the NHS is a money pit that will never be fixed. Charging everyone 9.90 for medicine would actually generate a surplus in the NHS pharmacy for once in its life. If you can't fork over 9.90 for medicine, come the fuck on what are we doing?
>>85570668Plenty of people continue to pick up prescriptions they don't even use. Old people are terrible for that. Used to do house clearouts after elderly people died and we'd regularly find bags and bags of surplus medication.
>The residents of piddington are voting today to leave the United Kingdom and form their own countryKek
>>85570715people love borders really don't they
If the government went along with the plan, they'd also have to change the name of the village to diddlington.
Would love to see a good Bantu bumming in piddington those little boomer tories are about to get the best fucking of their lives and it's going to be lush x
Average house price in piddington is 750k won't be for much longer kek
Liberal pidders folks, do not like right wing blokes.Support the rapists on the boats, unless they get too close to where they vote.
>shittingdonthey're libdem whores who are part of a fanatical libdem ward, not tories
1200 quid on the car for repairs + something to do with the brakes
still no sign of post, or the postie.think the blue door has claimed another victim, lads.
In this threadDrivelShite
>>85570678In the competition for who is a more entitled parasite between old people and dossers, the old people take the cake every time, it's just that the dossers tend to be more in-your-face so they get more attention. Old people are single-handedly holding the country back like 20 solid years of infrastructure, digitisation and financial development. Not the only problem we have, obviously, but god fucking damn they're the worst.
>>85570810tough innitI had to get 4 new tyres last monthproper brands were too expensive so I've got some chinkshit on my wheels now, probably going to kill me
Not bad finking from a LLM, tis still a bellend programmed to give certain response while hiding the truth.
>>85570856good stuff lad I also go for the 'budget tyre' option i.e whichever is the cheapest. So long as there's tyres on there and they're road legal then that'll do me.
Can't wait around for things that aren't going to turn up all day now can I.Going to go steal a postie and hold them randsome till I get muh things. Tis only fair. But also mainly going to my mum's for tea. Kind of only doing that, I'm not really about to kidnap somebody.
Unwashed smelly incels ITT
>>85570917I wash everyday
Slurping
shout out uk drinkershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIVWrfDeoa0
Burping
Glurping
Brolapsing Gareth Gapes
Multiple post non delivery vans round muh town.Will there be anything when I return to teh abode? Dunno, but got 2 spliffs and a litre of asahi to have at muh mum's, who cares (me I care).
>>85566848Mythomaniac who convinced wilfully ignorant university staff. Apparently in his lectures turn up late, talk about systemic racism and Beyonce and then leave early.
Which Alley Cats character is the best?
Just been to the vet. Catberg has cancer. 2-3 weeks left to live. It over, he's only 11 yrs old. Grim af x
there's a hole in the world like a great black pitand it's filled with people who are filled with shitand the vermin of the world inhabit it.but not for long...they all deserve to die.tell you why, Mrs Lovett, tell you why.because in all of the whole human raceMrs Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only twothere's the one staying put in his proper placeand the one with his foot in the other one's facelook at me, Mrs Lovett, look at you.
>>85571082the girl one, because she says the least.
Incels dying alone and rotting away in their boxrooms
>>85571088>Catberg has cancer.That's sad anon :(
>>85571222Reckon my mam would notice after a couple of days
>>85571088Damn sorry to hear lad
Heading out soon meArnt iX
>>85566900it is quite chill, no weddings, no meetups, no christmas, new years, no anything, mates in a northern town over a city away so no spontaneous meetups, gfberg lives in my building so dont have to live with her. I am growing fond of my own company, now if only I were 100% remote oh yes how lush that would be but sadly the civil cervix requires me to do 50% minimum in office (10 mins on foot away)
>>85571088Heartbreaking stuff anon, hope you're ok and it's not too bad for him
>>85571222*1 bed flatI'll have you know
That one scene where Rocco destroys Jane Wilde's butthole so hard she ascends above the earthly realm and starts crying tears of joy a couple minutes after the moneyshot because it felt so good for her. Now THAT'S kino, lads.
FemaIes
Males
>>85570810imagine not being proficient enough to fix your own car
>>85571399You would jump if you saw your own shadow little man
I can put a chain back on a bike if anyone needs help
Incels fibbing ITT
no helper? corr de lid
>>85571421once when I was out walking an indian woman flagged me down to ask if I could help fix her daughter's bicycle, chain had come off. Said yeah obviously and taught them all how to fix it in futureI think this is one of the only times anyone has spoken to me while I was out walking in the last 5 or so years
>Energy bills are predicted to surge by 25% by January - that's an extra 427 a year for the average household.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3vVhRq1i7k>26F Seeking Friend (2026)>After posting on Reddit looking for a best friend, a lonely, socially awkward woman interviews a series of potential new friends.corrr looks like a laff riot mockukinocould be our generation's Spinal Tap
Happy that I have a gf, but ngl I don't like that she's been with other guys before me and I haven't been with any other girls.
>>85571562Thats an incel mindset
>>85571562i mean she's mentally comparing your penis and how it feels, as well as your sexual performance as a whole, to the previous men she's been with. she might even picture them during sex to get herself back in the mood.roles reversed, you'd be the same:>i wish Alice's vagina was as tight as Betty's was. also that her tits were about the same size, and she was slim too.you just need to accept it, de lid. we don't mate for life.
>>85571573Be that as it may I can't choose how I feel, I can only choose how I act based on those feelings. It just hurts a bit is all, I would've like it to have been me and her just us for each other, but that's not how it happened and it's impossible to undo it.>>85571582>i mean she's mentally comparing your penis and how it feels, as well as your sexual performance as a whole, to the previous men she's been with.Probably, though that's only in the sense that she has been with other guys so there's an inherent comparison, but I doubt she's actively thinking on it.>she might even picture them during sex to get herself back in the mood.Yeah see now you're just talking bollocks desu, normal women aren't like this, lad.>roles reversed, you'd be the same:>i wish Alice's vagina was as tight as Betty's was. also that her tits were about the same size, and she was slim too.I don't know about this, I love her so why would I care about the physicality of others outside of exceptional circumstances?
>>85571507Reminder, the state takes a huge amount in taxSame with gas and electric. They dont want these companies giving it you for cheaper. Did the state blowup the Saudi pipe for transporting oil? Makes sense.
>>85571606>normal women aren't like this, lad.you need to have more honest conversations with women you're close to, who you aren't in a relationship with.or be gay and listen to them when they decide you're 'one of their gal pals'. normal women OPENLY discuss this stuff, lad. what their bf's cocks are like (and yeah shit's tmi/uncomfortable but that's their patter).
>>85571618This. Women are cock hungry whores who love to gossip about sex because they're cock hungry whores.
Remember when we thought women only thought of handbags and potpourri? Corr those were the days, now it's just COCK COCK COCK.Poor show ladies.
>any mostly-female house party>GUARANTEED at least big dildo they're all throwing around as a jokehow does this happen?imagine how weird it'd be if you were with the lads and someone pulled out an Onahole.>yeah my cock's been inside this, lads. what a lark, eh!
>>85571676Bet they sniff and lick the dildo as well. Right bunch of pervs they are.
Think I broke my cock fucking a rubber glove tucked inside a sock and t-shirt. In my thirties, lids. What am I at.
>>85571694Brown up and they won't ask you any awkward questions.
Incels getting sparked out on the daily ITT
>>85571694lad just get a fleshlight lmao
Fuck me the useless cunts shat a load of 2nd class shite through muh letterbox, finally.
Fanny lip
oh i see how it is. so suddenly you CAN deliver my white detergent along with my black detergent? none of this 'delivered on Friday' malarkey any more.
>>85571936corrr this is hopefuel. just now? sure it wasn't a neighbour?general rule is/was 'urban areas by 3pm, rural areas by 4pm'. but i have occasionally had parcels and even normal letters delivered at like 8pm, weird stuff.i'm now chill on diazepams + an alprazolam + a zolpidem, but i'm curious about that postie earlier (>>85570365). just one of those things. imagine you saw the same bloke walking his dog the same route every day, then one day he went down the alley, same as always, except he never reappeared.also is anyone else having their water meters replaced today/lately? they just did mine, right as they were doing a friend's (different county/council).
My vintage Carrhart jacket is coming in the post tomorrow x
Gonna do a quick playthrough of GTA V I reckon x
>>85571989If it was they're keeping my bills as well. Floor up it was bill pokething bill pokething pokething pokething.Quick spliff, then opening things, popping things in sleeves then the binders. Getting fucked by ebay and royal fail, yet that's muh main source, as can't venture out much without taxi fare.
>>85571989Forgot to say just weed and beer for me.
>>85572018Haven't played it since the PS3. Bet it's aged quite a bit. Might play it myself before GTA VI drops. Oh aye, I LOVE GTA.
When they brought out the 'definitive editons' of the GTA trilogy I started and finished GTA 3 in a single day. Only one mission gave me trouble, the one where you have to drive all across the map and destroy the ice cream stands or whatever the fuck.
>>85572018Gonna do a quick playthrough of GTA V I cor check out this lad from THE FUTURE
>>85572159You're a tricky little bastard, aren't you?
>>85572018I've never replayed that story
>>85572018Tried that meself a month or so back. Made it to when Trevor becomes playable, who I just could not be arsed with. Haven't touched it since.
>>85571562mad to think she's sighed contentedly after another man has spurted up her fanny. Probably kissed and giggled with him still inside her. I wonder if she ever said she loved him.
You reckon women like to freeze their own turds and then use them as a dildo?
think i'll try today's Wordle.
And here's muh stuff. Got a nice tiny collection going now, and loadsa spaces add more.
made short work of that one, it has to be said x
>>85572236Corrrrr... that Ratata on the right looks angry. Nice cards de lid.
>>85571562Mad to think she'll get bored of you eventually and find another lad with a bigger willy, could be days, could be years, the suspense corr
>>85572236>make a BLACK variant of Rattatas>"Night after night, they sneak into people's houses to steal">"The massive outbreak has become an issue of public concern"
Incels and their cancer ridden cats monged out ITT
wish i were a neet again desuhaving money and freedom is nice but life of work forced to go into the office everyday is well difficult x
>>85572299Ah go back to spamming yer AI frogs ya poof.
>>85572299Bit far that mate isn't it. Bet you've never loved anything in your life
Anyone in this thread hiring?
'closer to the books' is it?
>>85572217I'm gonna freeze my own turd and whack you over the head for this post
>>85572236i had to sell my gengar recently because im unemployed. fuckin hate society for makin me do that
Me? Have night light on 100 percent. Nice and warm and orange. Oh aye. x
>item I ordered when it was in stock has now been moved to 'backordered'not fucking happy about that
Gurby Gapes
Backordered means that I'm NEVER getting the item. Fucking SCAMMERS.
>>85572376She got the nickname Moaning Myrtle because she used to let the lads in the Ravenclaw dorms take turns gaping her arse.
>>85572549Think you're confusing her with Prolapse Polly from Hufflepuff.
>my 'Moaning Squirtle' joke ruined because that's a Pokemon
Hate being autistic me. Everyday I leave work I ruminate on the things I said cause I just have weird creepy outbursts of random information or things on my mind.
Was she right or wrong to continue anons?
Moaning Myrtle did a Squirtle all over my Jigglybutt.
meanwhile, the lad with the mighty Sword of Gryffindor was welcome to Slither-in, any time ;)))
>>85572576Once it's happened, it's happened. Were the officials right to let her go on?, is the better question.
not rite, thisi mean i want my hairdryer and detergent don't get me wrongbut it just means if they bother buzzing i'll think>omd it's the postie finally at long lastand it won't be ;_;
I've been in this lamp so long im bent out of all recognitionOoo x
>>855726169 stop is like 40 mins away
Incels shaking with fear ITT
actual pointless day. but even if i could sleep now, i'd just wake up at 4am or something, then that's another 8 hours spent waiting for the postie.going to knock back another two diazepams and see where it all goes. best laid plans and all that
Mongs up your rear ITT
Anyone seen that new brendan fraser film pressure? If so is it worth watching?
>>85572630*makes an exaggerated gay noise*
Tuesday Bumsesh?Yeah. Tuesday Bumsesh booked x
>>85572666It has Brendan so worth a watch surely? The Whale and Rental Family were good. He also starred in one of my favourite films of all time: Blast From the Past.
Ship Ship Shippinghamshire
>>85572616Tried to figure out where this is. But no luck. I always wondered if you lived near me but this doesn't look like near to me. Corrr.>>85572666I have insneed seen that kinomoviefilm.It was okay, Brendan Fraser is probably the best part about it desu desu wa.
>>85572785True. Love blast from the past as well
The big trio is on (Corrie, emmerdale and Eastenders) thats means no talking allowed in the living room at b towers. Had to come upstairs incase it all kicks off.
Just had a wham bar extremeBit sour for my tastes desu w u
living with mummy at 35 making 4chan posts
>>85572835EastEnders was fucking depressing last night. What's your brother's thoughts on Zoe's death?
>>85572871>living with mummy at 35 making 4chan postsThats me matey. 36 soon but the mummy loves me x
might get back into osrs
Might get back into Wow classic
>>85572912training some mining me x
Green bell pepper > red bell pepper > orange bell pepper > yellow bell pepperI don't make the rules
NEW BREADINGTON BAKED>>85572966
>>85572958how is green first when thats the worst one lmao
>>85572991Has the best crunch
Finnish dis shidd
snorting
>>85573029These people are racist and project onto their "enemies". Pass it on.
>>85573065Nothing wrong with razism as long as its justified
>>85573089Racism is a leftist ideology.
Fred ded
>>85573171Fred revived
Won't you take me toSpunky TownWon't you take me toSpunky Town
Kissing a female on the vagina
>>85572779You on the bumsesh tonight?
The humble egg and cress.
