Ready steady cook editionPrev>>85566844
i fuck with souljia boyget money nigga
>>85572977now watch me
Still can't work out why he thought packing his fudge would be a good idea.
i think a few of my usb ports on my computer shorted. room smells like burning plastic
Still have no idea why he did it lads
Corr they call me the human hippopotomarse x
>>85572966Grandad used to hate Ainsley Harriot with a burning passion. Whenever he was on tv he used to turn it off immediately.
Smelly ugly incels ITT
Would've luved a gareth edish
>>85573010Dr. Gero the super genius scientist from the red ribbon army in dragon ball turned himself into an android to achieve immortality. He also made several highly sophisticated androids, his greatest creation was Cell. Who was trained by every living organism on the planet including the Z fighters whose sole purpose was to absorb android 17 and 18 to become the ultimate life form. During season 6 he achieved this and evolved into perfect cell who met his demise by being defeated by Gohan who just achieved his ascended super Saiyan form. Originally the series was going to end at season 6 but because the manga and the show was that popular series creator Akira Toryama carried on.
Why can't people fucking eat normal. Listening to other mongs eat and smack their lips pisses me off.
Brother purchased the full series on dvd in 2010 and I watched it from start to finish. But recently I found out that it was the "orange bricks" which is the worst version of the show to watch due to quality issues. He also has the original dragon ball the films and dragon ball GT on dvd as well, I was thinking about watching them again.
Spent 5 quid for some crisps in the garden centre today. Better be worth it.
Favourite Brass Eye episode lads?Drug one for me. Obviously the nonce one is good too.
>>85573092I like that john major punched the queen sketch but Im more of a jam man myself
>>85572896 No comment really he's not really that big a fan of Eastenders. I remember crossy being a Zoe slater fan if he was still here he would give you a better opinion about it. If it was Corrie he would be devastated.
>>85573086I have the orange DVDs as well. It's completely fine way to watch but the colour grading is a little fucked and the aspect ratio is stretched. They've since put Blu-rays out but you can also stream it on Crunchyroll along with Kai, GT, and Super.
I also have the orange editions. Watching kai at the moment, and while i do enjoy it, i kind of miss the filler bits tbqhwy
>>85573103Jam went over my head to be honest lad. I can appreciate it though.
>>85573027Was it because he's black?
Favourite Inbetweeners episode lads?The Warwick University one for me.
>>85573115Yeah it's not too bad but I'm a bit of a snob when it comes to stuff like this. I wish I never knew about it. Oh well. Crunchyroll uses the blu ray versions which is basically the orange bricks but in a higher resolution. Apparently dragon box is the way to go.
>>85573133Oh absolutely my grandad was horrifically racist. He said to me the first time he saw a black person in real life was when he was 18 it was like a shock to the system he said.
>>85573126I know what you mean but some of the sketches like this are just brilliant https://youtu.be/YNmZ8bqkXvw?si=OGu3UUb05_GdvQXX
>>85573137Huh? Last time I checked Crunchyroll had the original 4:3 aspect ratio. Maybe that was just for OG Dragon Ball.
i will sleep now and perhaps tomorrow will bring better things.good night, friends. try not to argue TOO much!
You lads aware of that dbz seed of might colour correction project?
I like to get all achievements in survival games in Steam, rolling for my next one.>0-2 Valheim>3-5 Aska>6-8 Dragonwilds>0 or dubs Bellwright
>>85573121Piccolo and Goku learning to drive is might be the best filler episode in the series. >>85573179Yes I'm aware but I don't have a 10tb hard drive to download dragon ball, dragon ball Z and GT. Would if I could.
the inbetweeners is shit to be honest.
Honestly just read the Dragon Ball manga. I much prefer it and there's no filler. Super manga is also superior tbqh de lids.
Anyone else prefer watching films on live TV because it feels like you're watching it with other people in the country?
>>85573254I've watched some class films on Film4. Dogtooth being my favourite.
>>85573254No fuck people, they don't like and I don't like them.
>>85573254Nope. Used to hate watching films on TV because there was so many fucking adverts. Channel 4 and Channel 5 did used to show Jackie Chan films every now and then though which was nice.
>>85573264I first saw Once Upon a Time in America in the early hours of the morning on Film4.
>>85573279Best films they show are always in the early hours. That's typically when they show the arthouse stuff
>>85573254No fuck adverts.
>>85573279Saw gangs of new York on a tiny tv in a premier inn at like 2am once. Good times
Tempted to post a picture of my cock. It's all anonymous, so why not?
>>85573307I once posted a picture of my cock on a cock rate thread and got told it looks like this
>>85573317Oooof, unlucky.
>Talks of energy bills skyrocketing by 25% in January
>>85573352cus of immigrants int itstop the boats
Getting nonced up
>>85573352Blame trump and his war that he got goy'd into
So excited for my vintage Carrhart jacket tomorrow xGonna be the best 110 quid I've ever spent x
Coneheads gaping me batty crease x
>>85573352>>85573358>>85573376probs wouldnt be in this problem if we were wasting our time on solar panels in a country that is notoriously cloudy and shit, and wind turbines which take years to recoup their own energy costs in construction. france was one of a handful of countries that didn't pussy out from nuclear after chernobyl, and their energy is so abundant they give people rebates where they refund them on their bills.
25 percent? Fuckinellllllllll. Trump you batty boy!
Odds i have crunchy nutEvens i have frosties
eating an entire cherry onken x
Right that's it I've had enough I'm gonna square up to Trump then I'm heading to Paris to sort out their fucking nuclear plants the froggy bastids!
Incels ITT grooming kids online
Cereal is more of a dessert than breakfast to me
>>85573417Finally an honourable man in here
>>85573380Yeah I'm sure you'll get lots of fanny wearing it KEK
>>85573449That's cause you're a fat fucking bastard.
Lovely spot of rain. People give this countries weather a bad rap but for a neet like me who rarely goes outside i love the background noise
Didn't read or write anything for another day awardDidn't do anything today awardAnother day spent drunk/gaming/wanking/doomscrolling for several months in a row awardUnemployed loser awardIncel awardGoing to kill himself or die from a heart attack in the following months award
>>85573487Too mean lad
>>85573493Get on the vidya laddo.
>>85573493Bet you read posts in the thread.Bet you posted in the thread.Bet you made an anon smile.Bet you can do it tomorrow.Bet you can do it the day after.
Gonna watch some Wammo Wung tonight me thinks.
Had my Apu robotomised recently after one too many incidents with the postman plus his deep fear of microwave ovens was ruining my life. Really is great putting him in stand-by mode and watching the wee mong shed tears as he tries to move but the software prevents him. Costs pennies to feed him, no more wizzas or chippy tears for this lid, just a small bowl of hex bolts or plugging him in to his charger and he's good for another eight hours.
I'm going to guess Gammo Bung. Hard to tell at times.
>>85573534A bit cruel, this. Why not just have him re-homed? Plenty of Frenitentiaries that would have taken him in.
>>85573534Charlie brooker is this you
Incels ITT noncing kids online
As for me, I've given my Apu extensive surgeries to turn him into a British rose. He gets all the wizza and whips he likes as long as he noshes me off.
>putting a non pokemon sticker (but cool, and there's 2 of em) in his pokemon binder
>>85573611Cheaped out on the hair system didn't you? You can put tits on an Apu but it's still a frog. Poor thing probably lives a worse life than the robo fren.
>>85573611Not sure how is explain this to people irl if i had to
>>85573624I should say he's a bit learning disabled so he doesn't know how to put his wigs on properly but he's a right goer with the proper encouragement.
Wish I had a boiled egg rn.
>>85573695eggs are NOT for cats anon
Eggy Catfarts
My little apu cannot stop eating uncle joes mint balls. He likes them that much he prefers them over his haribo tangfastics now. Had a massive argument with him the other day in Asda because he wanted a packet and I said no. He was on the floor screaming so I had to buy him another packet, what is he like?
Cancer ridden cats
>>85573728Id knock you out if you disrespected my cat
>>85573718That's pretty tame, lid. Just get the poor bugger his mint balls. At least when he sneaks into your bed at night for cuddles his breath won't stink.
Call me Daddy Greg babyOoh yeah that's itSay it againUghhhhh
>>85573761I'm a little worried that he's eating too much sugar that's why i stopped him from eating so many. I go shopping on Mondays and he's already eaten his 2 bags and now he wants more!
>>85573758Oh no, I'm shitting myself!
>>85573777Thought i smelled something stinky
>>85573775Get him the sugar free version. The sweeteners keep him regular. He'll be shitting his guts out every morning and no more nighttime bedsheet changes after an accident.
The end of /britfeel/ is nigh.The return of /scotfeel/ is imminent once we break up the UK.Only Golden Oldfeelers remember /scotfeel/.
YouTube algorithm is obsessed today with showing me videos of an older, fatter Edward Furlong and Linda Hamilton. Had about 5 recommendations today and it's pissing me off.
I have absolutely no fucking clue what this new Tom Cruise film 'Digger' is about. I suspect it is going to bomb hard at the box office but it looks decent. Appears to have the old academy aspect ratio as well.
>>85573832Cruisey can do no wrong imo
/scotfeel/ doesnae want yer shite /britfeel/
Lads, do you renounce the devil?
More like /mongfeel/
>>85573866Double failure threads
england isnt really 'my country' i just live here
>>85573478Wearing it for myself thank you very much x
>>85573859Turns out it's not 4:3. VistaVision seems to be making a comeback. The issue I have is having no IMAX screens near me at all and all these chud directors like Nolan are framing their flicks for L.A. yuppies.
Starting to have no sex drive. Barely wank anymore. Worst of all, im not sure i care
What do you lads usually wear x
>>85573921Lonsdale shorts and a vest top. Like to be womfy, me. x
Incels fuming and crying ITT
>>85573921I've been wearing the same clothes for the past 16 years now. Black t shirt and grey shorts. I look like a cartoon character.
>>85573928Respect lad x
>>85573946Same tbqh. Even own like 20 of the exact same Fruit of the Loom t-shirts.
>>85573921Black jeans and one of several different hoodies on rotation
>>85573921Wear all sorts lad. Most of my clothes are from charity shops.
You know what? I think I'm going to treat myself to a roast beef and Dijon mustard sandwich. Might have a tipping yogurt as well.
>a really shitty obscure b-movie made in America>terrible>same film but made on Japan or Hong Kong>masterpieceA tale as old as time.
>>85573969Corrrrrrr love dijon mustard me, put it with everything
Incels talking to themselves all night because they've got no social life
wong wong winema ws whe west
Throat fucking Anita Mui from beyond the grave.
mong pong cinema vs the zest
Nu breadingshiresPhwaoorrrX
Wish I had a life me
>>85574023Wammo Wung Waping Wackie Whan.
What's your go to karaoke song lads?
Reckon I'll be dead in the next few years
>>85574092Nah I think you have another 20 in you.
Weird being in your early 30s thinking that if you double your life lived you'll be 60. Where did the time go, oh ye, shitposting on here
>>85574075That's a documentary about a cameraman called jammo tung, taping jackie chan.
>>85574109Fucking hope not
I'm going to bed now methinks.
>>85574129goodnigt lad
Eggy Cumfarts
>>85574165Fucking MONG
Cummy hard boiled eggs cracking open and it's a baby bird chirping in my anusoid.
give ya meat a good ol' rubyeeeah boi
>>85574231https://youtu.be/WXQCo9fLYWI?si=jvjxZfeYAdUy0aDy
CORRRRRRRR! SHOVING ME RANCID WILLARD DOWN A BRITISH ROSE'S GULLET AND PUMPING HER THROAT WITH ME CREAMY, MASHY MUCK MUCK BODGER AND BADGER STYLE!
Watching that big brother aren't it. Guilty pleasure
>>85573493looks a bit like HHL
>>85574256Been watching clips of Pete burns on celebrity big brother from 2006 he was a right gobshite. Didn't mince his words and said it how it is.
CORRRRRR! ME COCK UNDULATING FILTHY, FISHY GRUEL DOWN YER FOOD PIPE!
>>85574315You remember when John McCirrick had a melty because they wouldn't give him his Diet Coke?
im not a mingger!!
Hope it doesn't rain tomorrow. If it rains tomorrow im FUCKED
Incels crying all night ITT
>>85574248calm down dvdlad
>>85574351How'd you know it was me? I do get carried away sometimes. Anyway... gotta watch an episode of my Chink drama and then get into bed (not sleep, I always scroll on me phone for an hour or two).
>>85574377Used to look up to you dvdlad now i find you're a racist
>>85574377the "CORRRRRRRR!" and graphic sexual imagery is a dead giveaway lid. also I find it funny. enjoy your chink drama and doom scrolling. I'm aff tae bed x
>>85574382Only a bit of fun. x>>85574387Cheers, big ears. x
>>85574415Its all water under the fridge lad
Knew it was a mistake to eat that Pot Noodle. Definitely going to have the shits later.
>>85574506Bombay bad boy?
>>85574510Nah just a chicken and mushroom.
>>85574518Corr wish i had one now
>>85574323Lots of meltys on celebrity brother. I remember the shilpa popadom stuff that tanked Jade Goody's career
Imagine a lad from here on Big brother, not enough neets on tv
Drivel and shiteShite and drivel
>>85574623I'd say cancer tanked it even more. I remember there was a bodybuilder dude who was always a heartbeat away from battering the women.
Swallowing a woman's fart
You've met with a terrible fate haven't you lads
>>85574835No. I saved the land of termina a while ago mate.
>>85574964Could never beat that game. I remember as a sprog just staying in the observatory with the nice musichttps://youtu.be/YxbCEfPeANo?si=PkS-GlWYLWJ3AQ2-
I'd rather sell me arse and shit through me ribs than sell that playstation
>>85575108Id rather be on horseback
can't sleep feel like shit work in the morning just end me already lads x
>>85574835I have mate
>>85575171https://youtu.be/q_hggdu47JQ?si=kXOnxme54Fhr1oGW
Some people can smell itSome people cannot
Forcefully gaping Sean's arse
>>85575367It very misunderstood innit
>>85575108Road to the masters fa me
Co-worker just asked me for money
Shall soon be copping some of that sweetarse R&R, meVerilyX
>>85575874lmao. i wanted to give my coworker 50 for his impounded car. but i was the new guy and didnt want a weird nickname so i kept my head down
just had ramem with steak. like the hikis from japan eat! brother was based for gettin me some granola bars. apple filling bars
massive back pain, slept like shit last night, i fucking hate my life
My greggs rose is upset in her latest asmr. I wish she were my girlfriend and bought me nice things out of love. I love her voice. :3
>>85576272When is she due? Brown sprog
>gets to move out of her scottish boxroom and move to england>only because her long necked deano bf has a career down there>not because she can do it by herself>her older brother probably hasn't even moved out yetLove how bints can just tag along with some boyfriend who does most of the financial work in a relationship. She might not even work for a few months at first but she will say she's been busy. Probably get hired in some easy-going cafe, bar or receptionist job eventually. A female is more likely to be employed because female hiring managers prefer females for girly chats. If it is a male making the decision, he will want some young, pretty thing serving customers (and be surrounded by females in his work). Also females are less likely to complain about things and stand up for themselves in a job. That's why a lot of males can't get anywhere in life. They also can't just leech off a female because it doesn't work that way.It really is a different way of life if you're a middle class female that isn't too fat and looks somewhat pretty. I bet she thinks she has a challenging life kek. Same old story with these bints...always rely on men. There is always a male available for females.
posting incel drivel at 7 am on a work day
>>85576382I don't know lad. She won't talk about the sad thing that happened to her recently. Maybe she went in for a check up and it was no longer there. I expect it's her health condition(s). Some mong also told her colleagues about her youtube too.
ffs modern art galleries and now even Clinton Cards keep rejecting my idea.
>>85576448It's true though. Women generally have more options available in life. Failing all that they can just spread their legs, get given a council home and do the single mum/never get to work lifestyle. Millions of women live this way but when men don't work, we are just lazy. Men are on the streets...only a very small amount of females are. Says it all really...men are disposable. Fuck working in a job a female would never do.Do you think the average female would want to do most of the jobs men end up doing? No. They want cushy lives and can leech of men. Now they've got only simps too giving them money. It's fucking easy being a female in 2026.
posting even more incel drivel at 7 am on a work day
I remember in my warehouse wagie job two brit females around 18 were on some induction being shown the processes. They never showed up the next day. I think they were gone by lunch break. Females just don't like the idea of doing real work. It's too fucking depressing for them. I expect they either ended up single mums or got some cushy receptionist job doing fuck all most of the time.Why is it men have to do the most mundane life ever in some shit jobs? It's not fucking right is it? It's no wonder I don't care about working now. I morally don't care. No work ethic.Let me have a cushy life too, take my selfies with my overpriced coffee and desk job as "social media officer". I expect she just sits around all day doing fuck all. Canva open, drag a few shapes around and make a few posts on some companies social media channels. Wow, impressive! University degree to do easy shit like that. Go girl! Well done...you made it! No real work for you. Just cushy life. Cunt.
I am so fucking snug in bedberg rn. Head barely poking out of the covers. Corr innit. Couple more hours sleep mefinks.
>>85576497late-nite/early-morning incelanon, this is all explained in the Bible.women get pains, men get toil. personally i think that's unfair because why does EVERYONE EVER have to deal with the consequences of original sin? but whatever, maybe that's my modern, entitled mindset.
These fucking dumb university bints wouldn't even know how to use GNU/Linux, don't even fucking know what an IPv6 is, never fucking edited a config, never fucking made a script, never partitioned a drive manually, never even fucking used anything but a Mac or Windows. They don't even use Photoshop these days. It's all Canva, which is the baby version of image editing. I expect they also just slurp up AI crap into their workflow too now. When they've done a tiny bit of work, most of their day is spent on their phones and listening to Spotify in a comfy, air-conditioned office. They may even be WFH too, which makes them more lazy.Now I'm not saying I am the brightest lad out there...far from it...but these dumb university bints get a free pass in life just because they remembered some information and got a degree. In fact it's so fucking hard to fail now because universities don't want to put others off from their ridiculous fees. I fucking hate the system so much. Fucks me off. They want men to do the shit jobs, never get an education because they know women will never do real fucking jobs. LAZY BITCHES.
>>85576501And I will never support the system we are in now. You won't be getting any labour from me, no taxes. I'll drain the bennies out of the government like all the other pisstakers "autistic" women on PIP.
Women can be fat and covered in tattoos and still get 100 simps who pay for everything while men have to slave in windowless warehouses for minimum wage.
>>85576519Absolutely disgusting isn't it? The bitch never done any hard work in her life. All because she has a slit between her legs.
>>85576532>The bitch never done any hard work in her lifeHave you?
>>85576544Confirmed lowest class mong
I slaved in a warehouse for a few years and it got me nowhere romantically in life. All I could see is me being in my designated slave role until my death while every one else has fun and sex.Working is not for me any more. I will not be lifting a finger. I will not be contributing. I'll be claiming top rate PIP and Universal Credit as a white, British man rightfully deserves.
>>85576551Kek he left his trip on from another thread. 'Sage' is it fella? Loooooool
Honestly can't ever see me working again. I think about it and then think I'd just be a loser in a minimum wage job. What kind of women is going to want a 36 year old bloke working in some minimum wage job and living with his parents? No car too because that would be expensive. Also the women my age are on their way out with the menopause so it'll be too late to have sprogs (not that I want that anyway). Other women will already have plenty of experience with men and may even have sprogs...ugh.It's so fucking over. Why bother when your life will still be the same?
>>85576558>his tripthat's a name you GOOBERmind you i'm glad visible sage in the Em^H^HOptions field is gone, sometimes. i keep catching myself doing like>sgaeand stuff
Ruthlad obviously is deeply unhappy with his life yet refuses to change anything about it. He even goes so far to say that change would be worse than what he has now. But if you're life is truly shit change is a good thing. Only logical conclusion is that Ruthmong's life isn't actually that bad. Very few actually can just afford to do nothing and get fed by the parents. A lot of people have to work hard every day just to put food on the table. Not Ruthmong though. His parents take care of everything. What a cushy life.
'the intelligent man sticks up for the intelligent, the wise man defends the dumb'that's what i always say
anyway my manners escape me today possibly due to a lack of sleep possibly due to the heatgood morning one and all, i hope today goes as well as it can under whatever circumstances you're inmy secondary* hope is that the postie arrives in 3 hours or maybe even sooner. maybe he dashes to my door panting at 8:30am like>sorry mate i was shagging behind the blue door all day yesterday and today i'm all tuckered out here's TWO parcels to make up for it.
>posts with animal picture attached
>>85576618Not him but even if I were not in that situation I still would not be able to change. I'd just be a homeless mentally ill man instead.
>>85576632your post has an animal picture attached, if you think about it
>>85576651You're right.. only one thing for it.
so i actually did some research on the claim that ruthmong is a turk and i literally found zero proof. the picture of the beat up frog has been posted with the same filename by numerous posters with different flags, yes its been also posted by a turkish lad but there is nothing that links that poster to ruthmong
Had to get up early for reasons. I'm too sensitive to get up early. Eating food at this time is too early. Too full. Feels like it took forever to eat this fruitington. Too tired. I don't think I'm "lazy". I think I have a genetic disposition towards simply not being made for this early waking up society. Didn't mind wagecucking on late shifts too much back in the day. Reckon I'll get another job like that eventually. Corrr.
>>85576705nooo every single time someone posts the same image with the same filename it means they're the same person, and it connects them to a network of all the other sames.even when crazyanon does his little collages and copypastas and people point out>actually, that's an Imgur/Reddit/somewhere filename, here are tripfrens on other boards ALSO posting it:...he just ignores that lmao. it's the kind of black-and-white thinking that can go both ways. i am now Lollers, Ruthlad, Turkish, Norn Ireland lad, Crosslad, Yanklass, Shipanon, Smirnoffbro, and Moni.why? because i used the word 'that'.
Brutal mass killing of shemales
Brutal mass gaping of welper's batty
Have to poo but no loo close by. This could get messy.
neighbour strolling off somewhere with a suitcase.mad to think people just travel around the country, or even the world.it might be wrong judging on appearance, but she looked like she takes care of herself well enough so i doubt she was carting an empty suitcase to the supermarket to fill up with heavy booze (like the rest of us do.)
>>85576793I didn't make it to the toilet in time this morning. It's something I have to deal with. Bet I've shat myself ~100 times over the last 6 years. I'm not just a loser though, I am a loser with MS.
>>85576813>I'm not just a loser though, I am a loser with MS.they should have an actor say this all chirpily, at the end of an inspirational MS charity/awareness advert.
Ate incredibly spicy chinese food yesterday and now im paying the price
>>85576793just go to your local designated street
lived my entire life thus far the way i did, and now i'm paying the price.
Pooing again, but made it to the bathroom this time. I need to go out in an hour to the Dr's, then out this afternoon to the psychologist. Fun.
>>85576835Female that's suddenly heard of the frontal lobe?
>>85576618it's funny he likely has an easier and cushtier life than most of the women he rages at. certainly an easier life than someone who works in Greggs to make ends meet.
>>85576873male, and i STILL haven't heard of that
Gooooooooooood morning britfeel!
>>85576895Morn lad what an experience
Everyday is a bonus day innit
>>85576886It's where we fink and make crucial decisions and where R personalities are.Hormonal changes can effect things in a negative way, women are hormonal monthly, not thinking correctly monthly. Now trying to blame that for all their problems (not all women, just a majority).People now ask, if these women are not in control of their emotions and reasoning monthly, how can they be in positions of power? Should they be banned from voting if the voting day falls on a blob day?
Might start a /britfeel/ alternative for actual British feels and not the same old tired drivel each and every thread.
>>85576903you know those lads who say voting should require an IQ test? maybe that's TOO far (you could say "A-C in GCSE English & Maths, or equivalent" perhaps)maybe to keep all the sexual politics out of it, you have to solve a CAPTCHA at the polling station. but it throws in some tricky logic puzzles AND emotional tests (Blade Runner style).
>>85573700He seems eggstatic to eat it. I posted it because I thought Wonkey would like to save it.
>>85576915We had /bantfeel/, but anons didn't want it.
>>85576915xkcdrel.tbqh i dunno why the /bant/ lad was so obsessed about IDs in particular. i never took him seriously because i think it goes against what i like about the board.but then i checked out /bant/ as a whole and it's a pretty funny board. the REAL issue with /britfeel/ is the 1-2 seethers intent on bringing others down (report and ignore, for the love of god).
>tfw even the little lads are wearing balaclavas nowMe? I'm ordering my burqa.
Ruthmong refuses to post on a board with flags so we stay here. We don't want to lose him.
>>85576864Back on the toilet. FML.
>>85576539Many of us will only work hard just to exist sadly.
>>85576915I would post there, if you don't mind. >>85576923I liked the threads there. I post on /bant/ occasionally.
>>85576864>>85576930Why won't you wear nappies?
>>85576926I like IDs as it's easy to see the spammers and genuine posters.
>>85576921i do like seeing cats do thingssome good posts ITT from time to timethank you me ladalthough the internet also scares me because someone will post a cat lapping milk and someone else inevitably goes>WHOA THERE you do NOT give cats milk! <insert essay here>
good morning. it is another day on the great hamster wheel of life.
>>85576939There are no genuine posters here.
>>85576939i suppose, but then it's effectively a pseudonymous forum rather than an anonymous board, but without the benefits those forums have. so why not go to one of those in the first place?i mean, you get to know posters here, recognise them, that's inevitable. whereas mods banning people or not banning people, threadshitters ban evading or having a sense of decency, those aspects are what will remain the same.i have pleasant discussions here tbqh. more good than bad.
Get your fucking burqas ordered lads because the based balaclava lads need to fucking protest against the Crime and Policing Act 2026. The fucking burqa needs to be outlawed and not be exempt. Tyrants.
>>85576966Only for each separate thread. It's not a name, it goes after the thread dies. It's a moot point anyway, it will never happen, we're here with the spammers.
Nasty immigrant security working at Waitrose these days. They'd rather hire rude foreigners than a British lad desperate for a job. Not right. Also look at the Waitrose middle class snob cow giving him evils. People like that disgust me. Filming in public is a right, not a fucking crime. If you shop at Waitrose, you are not above anyone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9uFICAX7E8
>>85576966>threadshittersWhat are they?https://files.catbox.moe/jkec1i.png
Straight off the boat, get your SIA and become an aggressive dickhead security mong. Pisstake.
>>85576976>need to fucking protest against the Crime and Policing Act 2026. first time de lad?still can't believe the Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Act 2022 went through. it got knocked back so many times until the protests dwindled and then one day bam, royal assent.yeah it was THAT side rather than THE OTHER side, but ckin ell it affects everyone. if they proposed the Let's Poison Britain's Water Supply Bill, the commies and the Nazis should be linking arms tbdesu.
>>85576999Where does your mother buy the food for you?
>>85577004stop posting your phishing link
>>85576938Still got to clean up. Plus dignity, even though this has destroyed any dignity I had, but still won't wear em.
>>85577014LULz you sent my sides into orbit.
>>85577020you can keep away from kids and all
>>85577004>Witless Tryhardsgood band name, that.> [YTS]judging you, Lollers!unless you also have failing eyesight and no longer care, despite knowing your younger self would despise what you have become.
>>85577006It's all part of the plan lad. Some people think the balaclava lads are a government job to make it more feasible to roll out facial recognition cameras. They'll just say we can help make communities safer with this new scary technology. It's very important to protest. Need an Ofcom protest too. Don't forget about that.
>>85577004nonce posting suspicious link
>>85577026ROTFLMFAO, you're smashing it lad.
>>85577040We don't want you here. Just fuck off already.
>>85577007M&S and Sainsbury's lad. It fucking lush their bakeries. We do not ever go to Waitrose...EVER.
>>85577040you say nothing with these posts
>>85577028>judging you, Lollers!Free_shrugs.pngWill we get that post about how the pic related looks familiar again?
>>85577038Never trusted anything from the url. Seems to be posted a lot on /pol/.
>>85577044You should try harder and get rid of me then, lad. >>85577051LEL
>>85577031it's all just so tiring. and i'm hoping we can keep this civil, civil liberties/tech stuff rather than the usual X vs Y fights the entire internet has turned into.like back in the day it was ID cards and the database state, news stories about pilot schemes taking 'troubled children's' DNA 'just in case'.it's easy to look at the tech and go>oh i think that's a smashing idea, it'll crack down on all this crime, i have nothing to hidebut that's exactly how this shit sneaks in.and look at it this way around:imagine one day, Generation Beta or whatever they'll be called has some power outage. all the facial recognition servers go down. how many opportunists will rush into shops to steal the latest cyber-gear?whereas in the pre-CCTV world, all it took was, 'honest citizens who aren't thieves do not nick things from shops.'
>>85577062We got rid of Shippy. We got rid of HHL. You're next.
Me? Can't mention the S word in public now. Bunch of free range cunts pushing trolleys with no direction, stopping in the middle of aisles or basically anywhere. Had some woman giving me evils because she just stopped to stare into her trolley, I nearly walked into her, said OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, then she turned round. No apology. Does muh tits in.I'm now a centralist, I just walk in the middle, move out of my way.
Early lunch on the cards desu
>>85577072>WeSpeak for yourself lad. I couldn't care less who posts here.
Kinell, arday's back.
>>85577076paedophile sympathisers get the rope too
>>85577052what can i say me lad, i'm a creature of habit.at least one (1) /tv/ anon got my little joke yesterday:>>>/tv/223198935>>>/tv/223199321
>>85577088Do you go nonce hunting IRL? No? Rope for you then by that logic.
>>85577096>Do you go nonce hunting IRL?Yes im part of a group
consciousness is a bizarre thing, how did becoming aware of your own existence become a thing
Where can I get some khat?
>>85577110Come and join us on >>>/lit/ Philosophy
Shoveling snow up his nose
>>85577135>anime imageno thanks
>>85577120adopt one from a shelter
>>85577144Let's be honest, lad. You don't have the capacity to post on >>>/lit/
Are there anime pics on /lit/? I'm scared
Gotta pickup some pills and a crate
lads i have concocted a most fiendish scheme to 'return' my 'new' hairdryer to Amazon.
>post with loli picture attached
>post suggesting I'm calling the police
>>85577171Very nice lad. It does look a little smaller though, the one on the right. Might just be the angle.
Paedophile with a ponytail
>>85577194not my place to know these things, but i get the impression you have SOME money.it's all fun pretend wars on the internet, but imagine if someone actually sent the rozzers after you. even the people who (understandably) complain about overly-litigious people would take a step back and go>aye Lollers, get a solicitor on him. not him, Anonymous from the internet, but John Smith, who filed that real-life police report.
brb showering my ponytail(this will also include touching child-sized genitalia, but they do not belong to a child so it's fine)
some of you are really weird
What I imagine Lollers' hair looks like
>>85577229>some lols
>I imagine Lollers' hairvery normal behaviour.
>>85577242if you're implying that everyone in this thread is weird then you insult yourself
Almost shat muhself in the dr appointment. Had to get up and walk out, he was saying what shall we do?, as I was walking out. I said i don't care, then had to go. Thankfully disabled toilet was across from the room.What a waste of time. Arguing about mental elf, nearly shitting myself. Yay. Didn't even get to talk about mood stabilisers, and sort out what to do about muh fucked up thoughts.Pure ragin.
>>85577259did you not know you needed the toilet before the appointment? surly you had time in the waiting room to go
Just working it out, I've had 11 poos over the last 3 days. Da fuk?
>>85577272Thats within the norm
>>85577271I have incontinence of both bowel and bladder, once I feel like I need the toilet I have up to 2 min to get to a toilet, sometimes as little as 5 seconds. Already shat myself this morn, 2 toilet trips before heading out. I'm not a normal like you lot, they way you think can not be applied to the way my body acts.>>85577288Not for me. It is extremely un normal to be pooing this much.
me? used to poo like once every three days when i was in my early 20s. now? 2-3 times a day, life is strange innit
/indiafeel/ is back again
>>85577312I don't street jeet sheet, thank you very much.
Genuinely wonder what it feels like to be indian
>>85577320they love their country but hate their countrymen, talk a lot but dont think much and there might be an inferiority complex to other peoples but thats by the by
>>85577236If it makes you happy to sit there and imagine what I look like and judge me, more power to you. Whatever gets you through your day.
>>85577341nta but opiates help me get through my day.
>>85577320Try wobbling your head while talking (all the time), stand in the street and just stare at random people, squat while eating. I reckon that's a good start.
>>85577341Furio is a cool guy though
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cmgl7846wrp6oCorr
Hol' up... Ed Sheeran is a ZIONIST? CORRR!
>>85577364Going to be even longer now before footlad returns.
Hol' up... Ed Sheeran, who stays out of politics... DIDN'T stand up for Palestine? WTF!? He's HITLER NOW?!
>>85577381Think about it anon, Ed Sheeran is an anagram of JEWS WILL RULE THE WORLD.
Might have to treat myself to a bacon and cheese sandwich methinks.
*puts on a pretend sad voice for dramatic effect*Nobody loves me and I try my hardest. Kek. I get it, I know me and I fucking hate me.
Waa waa waa, sad meOh thoughts of pleasantness GONE!I don't want to shit.
The Chinese dramas I watch always have the WORST CGI imaginable but the costumes and real sets are so good and they take it so seriously that you can't help but love it.
Look at me I'm greatOn the inside not so greatUnfortunately
Not fair that Comic Book Guy gets to plap a cute, petite Japanese nerd.
Choons.The first part sounds a bit swash buckle'y. That's not a bad thing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcimP7pcd6o
>>85577397Ham and cheese for me I reckon. Slice of Gouda. Proper slice of ham. Bit of greenery for crunch. Mayo over the top. Corrr.
>>85577448Cheeky slice of Spam on top de lid? That would be mega lush.
Might mix some Spam with breadcrumbs and spices and form it into balls and fry them for dinner. This is not a joke.
>>85577463>This is not a joke.It doesn't sound like a joke to me, it sounds quite nice. Take pictures of the outcome please, good or bad (if you're ok with posting if anything went wrong).
>>85577469Okay, lid, I'm committed now. Have one of the big tins of Spam so might do it with some roast potatoes. Don't have eggs or flour, but I'll use some olive oil to make it stick. Gotta improvise with what I have.
Do you ever get the impression there is a much greater range of intelligence in Britain compared to other countries? Feels like in Britain there are a lot of very clever people/borderline geniuses and then heaps and heaps of people with close to genuine learning disabilities with animalistic behaviour.Other countries seem to have a population more close to the middle in my experience and just looking at posts online.
>>85577381His manager and paymaster are Zionist*
>>85577480Are you kidding? The majority of Americans are borderline learning disabled.
Coffee and a wank
>>85577489For me it's coffee and granola. Already finished the granola. Now it's a SECOND coffee. Always make a pot big enough for EXACTLY two cups.
the catalog is a terrible place
>>85577395my god, it was staring us in the face THE WHOLE TIME
>>85577497You not thinking about getting your balls removed or into pissing in a nappy? The Pee Pee Poo Poo era was the golden age and we didn't even know it.
>>85577499Ed Sheeran confirmed paleshite hater. I'll be copping some albums indeed.
Incel freaks ITT ready to get sparked out
>>85577506>You not thinking about getting your balls removed or into pissing in a nappy?.......................what?
Nope, we ready to get munching on some food up ITT ya here mi.
>>85577529sorry but i don't need all that up in my grill
*looks at ebay and sees things are getting delivered today*Woohoo.*remembers royal mail exists*Oh no.
>>85577541It's ok, I'm using the oven to bake muh bake un.
ffs it's a quarter past twelve where is my parcel?have i done my 'postie'/'ghostie' joke before?
>>85577551haha i get you, ya dig?...or are you one of those lazy feckers who BUYS potatoes from the SHOP?
>>85577556>have i done my 'postie'/'ghostie' joke before?The joke I said then you asked if you could tell a fren and claim it as your own? No not heard it.
Royal Mail? More like Royal Snail. LOL!
>>85577497The catalog is terrible for a message board. It herds posters into threads with an enticing image in the OP and nothing of value in the post, spammers and trolls use the catalog to camp out in generals and spam and troll. And spammers and trolls spam the catalog 4 teh lulz.
>>85577560nice gaslighting. and you KNOW i briefly believed you, because i have said that to you about SOMETHING ELSE beforeand yet here i was, 10 months ago:https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83408879/#83411743you were NOT involved(unless you were. in which case soz mate, i forget things easily, happens to the best of us x)
>>85577576Pedo>>85577591Rapist
>>85577576i would say something like this
need an emo baddie
remember when it was some guy's site, forgot the name but it was an external tool and people called it that?>4chan PRO TIP: use GreasyGooch.org.net, it shows you all the posts in a catalog!unofficially, whatever. but there are anons ITT with an empty Options field because they don't even consider the basic page(s)/bump order structure of a message board. mind bogglin innit
>>85577546Got one from Evri today. Nice little package as well.
I like to break up my day by switching between /brit/ and /britfeel/ as I sit alone all day everyday posting on 4chan.
>>85577607join me in my Lost Girl rewatch, laddington.in 2010, i would have found this character cringe and annoying. but here in the future she's the best part of the show. all >that is like, totes amazeballs!and stuff. she represents an era x
Think my eyes are getting worse lads. Woke up this morning and it took my eyes about 20 mins to adjust to reading and seeing. Fucking hell I'm only 33.
>>85577602I imagine you would. >>85577618>but there are anons ITT with an empty Options fieldCould never be me. There has to be a reason for my bampu.
>>85577635about the same age if not older and yeah my vision plummeted sharply these past few years. glasses for reading? fine, prescription stayed the same since i was a teenager.now i can tell my sight has gotten worse year-on-year, and i don't like wearing glasses so i have my computer text zoomed way in. i go look at a book or letter or something, and holy hell the text is MINISCULE.
ROYAL MAIL VAN OUTSIDEI KNOW WHAT I SAID YESTERDAYSOMETIMES IT MAYBE IS THE VANS*crosses everything*
Me? Wanking to some Tommy King oh aye x
okay so the Royal Mail van drove off without delivering me/my neighbours/this block anythingbut the PATTERN is there's sometimes the van then the actual postie appears at the blue door, afterwardsyou never know
>>85577678you remind me of timmy
>>85577634Thanks for reminding me to pick up the DVD box set of this. Pretty good show from what I remember and the box set is always cheap.
>>85577672Shirtlifter x
Might have a wank while looking at images of naked women
>>85577697sounds quite gay to me lad
they call me the 'called it' man because that's simple what i am, i am
Brother wants to get a mortgage while on PIP oh God how do I tell him the bad news?
>>85577711is the problem that he's too busy posting on /r9gay/ to sort the paperwork?
Mumberg and I usually do the weekly shopping. Dad has no clue about how much food costs nowadays. He's always on about getting him a steak and pork pies and fancy fucking things. He just doesn't get it, lads AND he buys two bottles of wine every night.
>>85577716No not at all. How in the fuck can he save up for a mortgage while on benefits? Once he hits the 6k cap that's it you cant buy a garden shed for 6k in this economy.
>>85577723Your dad is a bigger drinker than SSM kek
>>85577711>oh God how do I tell him the bad news?If you want to be told you're wrong, go ahead. Or let him learn by himself and be smug in your knowledge. Personally, I would choose the latter and feel smug. I hope you're well and in a good place, mate!
Gotten up meHave i notIndeed yes i haveX
>>85577735Oh, he's a total alcoholic. Not only has he drank two bottles of wine a night for years, but he also smokes like a train (both weed and tobacco) and he can't comprehend why he doesn't have disposable income for other things every month. Completely financially illiterate.
Incels ITT stinking of BO
>>85577752Not me, fresh clothes smell is over powering it.And I know what you'll say, oh what about when you take the clothes off?, to which I reply I'll be going to sleep then so it won't matter.
Piddlington can fucking do one. NIMBY cunts.
>>85577742I just want what's best for my brother and telling him that there's no way in hell he can get a mortgage while on benefits will cause a major argument. Mum said "we all have our dreams" and I just left it at that.
Yeah I get it yer smart n shit, but sometimes yer just shit.But, it has helped me confirm that I am thinking of something's right, my assessments are spot on, I'm a tortured genius (I came to that conclusion myself. Smart ain't I). I lost my train of thought but you get it.
>>85577786Not being funny but is your brother learning disabled or something? Most people should know that nobody is going to give you a mortgage if your main income is benefits.
>>85577799Unfortunately yes for a very very long time me and most of the family and everybody that's ever known him thinks he has some sort of learning difficulty. Not sure whether it's autism or low IQ.
ITT? Mongcels.
It would be Cruel to not allow these Doctors and Engineers the appropriate Safe And Legal Routes to enter and gain permanent residency within the UK.
>>85577788>I came to that conclusion myself. Smart ain't INot just psychologists, you too are smart. Sometimes you just need a little guidance. Transcendental Phenomenology.Hermeneutic Phenomenology.
Zavvi gone into administration. Good riddance. They're always more expensive than HMV and Amazon. Hopefully this drives more sales to HMV.
>>85577833There absolutely MUST be forced mass deportations within the next 10 years or this country is finished. And that's me being optimistic that it isn't finished already.
>>85572966i miss this showbring back my man anthony worrall thompson
>>85577841I have literally never heard of Zavvi until reading your post.
cor was choking for this like a bitch in heat (who was choking for that)
>>85577860You've never heard of them? How old are you? They used to have physical shops like HMV. I think they took over Virgin Megastores initially but they've been online only for ages. For a few years they had exclusive releases but they've been on the brink for a long time. HMV is also big into selling vinyl so they have a bigger audience I think.
>>85577860I thought it was just me. Thought he meant Zizzi at first.
Britfeel: paedophiles, incels and junkies
Next you lids will be telling me you don't remember Index.
>>85577880but enough about you, what about the rest of /britfeel/?
>>85577886as in, picrel?Zavvi was such a flash-in-the-pan place (Stewart Lee routine etc) but we've lost some good'uns.online? Music Magpie and that other one (it was like eBay but specifically for DVDs, i think?). plus The Book Depository for books, before it just got engulfed by Amazon.IRL? Dixons, Hawkin's Bazaar and Electronics Boutique. i honestly can't tell you which games shops are still around. the last GAME i went into was just Pop vinyls.
Wonder if lollers lives near Brantham
>>85577900Index was basically the same as Argos. Walk on, look through a catalogue, and write the number on the wee page with the wee pen. Obviously Argos isn't like that anymore. Luckily HMV seems to be doing alright as they've cornered the market for 4K collectors and vinyl collectors.
Incels crying about their life ITT
>>85577908oh damn, right you are!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_(retailer)(expected this to be way more annoying to google)i remember Littlewoods as one of those things you'd hear of, but i'm wondering if there was a north/south divide going on here, classic Waitrose style.or maybe i just never anywhere that had an Index. i feel robbed ;_;
>>85577925I remember Littlewoods as well. Seem to remember Trinny and Susannah always advertising for them.
Confusing message on my email. Had tor redact some super sensitive information. Corr, what could it mean?
>>85577850Imagine being Anthony Worral Thompson who was a multi millionaire back then (probably still is) and having to resort to stealing. Was he seeking a thrill or doing it for the love of the game?
Saw that kinomoviefilm Leviticus didn't I? Only it wasn't kino. I thought it was total slop. More Ghiblikino back on the menu soon though corrr, get in there.
>>85577838But what next? Become a lifecoach like some crazy BPD wine aunt? Doubt it.
I sometimes wonder if I could get away with shoplifting. I reckon it's easy if you have a balaclava or burka handy. Obviously don't take it off until you are far out of town away from the cctv. Don't bring a phone with you as it pings towers every few seconds.
>>85577963WEARING A FACE COVERING!, but thankfully it's just good old crime, not protecting yourself from the rabid left. Phew, nearly had to send in the SAS for that one.
>>85577963Imagine being a security mong and being told "don't intervene" and just call the police. Then again some security mongs would get too carried away with it so I'm on the fence with it. Too many people make citizen's arrests for crimes that aren't actually included in the specific legislation for it.
Maybe the clue is in the name and Noah Woods went into the woods. Or a nonce like Varley may have got hold of him I suppose.
I Bart having a gangbang with three older girls was a bit much even for nu-Simpsons.
>>85577861Why use a razor? Seems unnecessarily dangerous. Surely anything with a flat edge would work. Who knows though im not a drughead
>>85577935cor, the mystique. maybe it's a metaphor, like 'Anon delivers!', or it's about a birth?just got this in my inbox (similarly-redacted but not quite as enigmatic tbf.)relevant to earlier discussion ITT, and at this point i'm always curious what the body text of the emails will be. they try every trick in the book to coax you into entering Specscammers (we're on social/emotional manipulation atm)
Never even tasted a tuppence
Do you lads believe anything is possible? Say for example my sole focus for the rest of my life was to shag Princess Catherine, given enough money, contacts, charm and luck could I make that happen somehow?
>>85578082They used to send me fear-mongering letters in the post every few months because I used them for my glasses. Wound me up and never used since. In fact I haven't had an eye test since 2010 and my current glasses are being held together with scotch tape.
>>85578082It's saying I'll have a delivery today, but I doubt it.
Any lads here played Runescape Dragonwilds? If so, is it any good?
>>85578102I wonder which one tastes and looks the best...wuths or beckys. I bet they are both lush innies.
Incels ITT dying alone
How do you guys invest your money?
>>85577963this kind of post makes me uncomfortable in the sense that i'm like a 30something and what if this is a 13-year-oldthoughts brushing feelings aside, of course you can get away with shoplifting. no need for hypothetical 'wot if's or 'current thing's as though you're paying some /pol/ tax to fit in. it's fine lad.you, a person, can walk into a shop and pocket an item. and then leave. you just can. if it's a big supermarket i won't have any moral qualms. the social issue isn't the practical mechanics of shoplifting, it's the climate of mistrust. tech companies must be buzzin.
Let me tell you about the time I used to post on britfeel. We used to have these things called "gimmicks" where a poster would routinely post a theme about a certain topic and spam it for hours at a time or even days at a time, those were the days. We had some right good laughs sometimes, some were shit and some was funny. Remember yesterday when I said about it being lush? Well that was lush let me tell you.
>>855781712 grand in an easy-access cash ISA from about 10+ years ago with a 1% interest rate. Also have about 30,000 in an old workplace pension, presumably that is invested on my behalf. The overall picture is of a man who doesn't care, because I have no plans of retiring like a normal person. I'll work my current min-wage, part time runtslave job until my body breaks down then I'll top myself. Picturesque retirement with a happy elderly couple pottering about in their garden living off fat pension pots was never on the cards for me.
>>85578119hear hear, ladwhat did they expect us to do in the Middle Ages? we've always needed food, we've always needed shoes, fair enough.i gladly accept that my eyes are defective, but the 'need' for glasses is purely artificial.>should we publish this book in 16pt Garamond? or should we publish this book in 9pt Times New Roman, and tell everyone they need curved glass to read text and convince them all it's common/normal?you guys aren't walking around without PALM PADS, are you?
>>85578171Stick 90% of your savings into some flavour of bank ISA so it can tick over on interest and you can access it and withdraw it whenever you like. Your money doesn't go down in an ISA, unlike stocks which make withdrawing in an emergency unfun.Stonks and the like can be like betting it all on the horses or just an ISA that loses money, no inbetween. If you invest, you can just go safe with Vanguard investment options like VUAG and VWRP where you'll be 75% sure you'll be in the green most of the time and long term increase will probably just be the same or little higher than the % on an ISA. Or just go full retard and do the trading equivalent of betting it all on Red and see if its still there tomorrow.Go ISA and don't worry about it
>>85578188There is nothing else I can do with life. I'd go out more if I knew I could have a somewhat good life. I will never get laid or have a good job.
The demon Cock Hero has done a number on me again. Could have done something useful but instead I gooned like a degenerate. Oh my days!
>>85578205It's quite depressing if I am not wearing my glasses. I can't even read most average size text (10pt, 96dpi scale) unless my face is one inch away from the screen. I could not enjoy my life as a caveman in current times.
Oh rlly tho.
>>85578171Unironically crypto
>>85577962Is knowing what you know not enough?Current mood. >Symphony No. 3, Op. 36: II. Lento e Largo - Tranquillissimohttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=HN2DiY5OXF4
This just in: Shippy unable to reach orgasm with sex workerMore as we have it
>>85578032ketamine comes as these little shards. actual crystals for some mad GCSE Chemistry reason that lads will remember, but i don't. it's not a nice smooth powder like cocaine, it's more like salt.so your aim is to chop the little shards as tiny as you possibly can, because they'll be going on a journey from your nasal membranes and then down through your urinary tract.some people would say it's a bad idea, having sharp, plasticky splinters passing through your tubes as if you'd just swallowed a bag of gravel. they'd ask questions like, 'wouldn't that hurt?' and, 'surely it'll cause swellings or infections, all sorts...?'lad, if you DO become a drughead, it's important that you learn how to ignore such people/questions.
This just in: Lollers able to reach orgasm with loliMore as we have it
Game that I just bought was beautifully packaged. A++ rating from me I will inform the seller that they did a brilliant job packing the game like that.
This just in: Helperlad unable to get (You)s on /int/More as we have it
Latest update: Shippy announces total boycott of Stagecoach Oxfordshire buses.
Any urgent DVDlad news? Not seen any pickups from him recently.
>>85578188>deathbed gimmickhttps://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2012/feb/01/top-five-regrets-of-the-dying
We've got breaking news of a developing incident in Sunderland. Welperlad has injured his penis with an experimental wanking technique from Dubai called "The Method of the Arab Man"
>>85578277Out of the drugs I tried at uni ket was the only one I genuinely enjoyed, probably because there was no comedown. Heard it fucks your body up if you take it regularly though.
>>85578308>This article is more than 14 years oldI wonder if being terminally online would be on the list now.
Not fucking right those greggs wagies have to deal with this on a daily basis. A thief should have their hand cut off.
>>85578285Give him negative rep and claim he sent you a dog turd in a box (shit in a box and take a picture as 'proof')
>>85578187Something like over 50% of shoplifters never get identified or caught. It's worth taking a punt at if you have nothing going for you in life I guess. Just keep it under 200 quid.
>>85578349No that's dishonest. Now a days I'm great full that the game arrives in one piece. The postage services have gone really downhill over the years. It used to be better years ago hardly never used to get damaged games, this year alone I've had around 5 destroyed in transit.
>>85578303I DID have a delivery yesterday but I didn't post it. Got some big hauls coming in the mail so I'll keep you informed. After all, I spent 300 quid in the 88 Films sale.
>>85578359Oh that sounds lush mate. Give us a photo when it all comes.
>>85578266Nope, I only know I'm sort of good at analysing things.
>>85578171current account with my actual moneyISA set up ages ago that has 0 moneys'pose if i cared about all that stuff i might go the same route as >>85578264but idk it's not like being a billionaire gives you your eyesight or sense of wonderment or feelings of love back. i've JUST had this IRL tested on a much smaller scale (i can now buy whatever food i want). brief tingle of excitement at some backpayments, then back to the status quo.can't fathom what want you'd even have. if you had the biggest number of all the numbers, you're comfy, what then? you wouldn't just be sending that round to actual public services and things, to the point where you might as well have not even bothered with all the 'gaining the biggest number' malarkey in the first place?!cray-cray, i tell you. cray-cray.
Incels ITT will die alone
>>85578385We all die alone lad
Ed Sheeran boss eyed cunt
>>85578405not everyone.bit grim, but i'll just toss out the words 'Siamese' and 'stillbirth'.
Woman crotch
If I conked it tomorrow would I have any regrets? Not really. Probably that I didn't shag my cousin a second time when she gave me the chance. Other than that I'm pretty happy with my life choices.
Lasagne for dinner tonight oh aye x love that stuff me x
>>85578383Why do you keep all your money in a current account? There are tons of free savings accounts that will get you at least a couple percent interest. It's also safer to keep it an account without a card so no one can empty it if they ever got your card or the details.
>>85578421You'd think with all the money he has he could fix it. My mum said that back in the 70s you had to wear an eyepatch like a pirate to fix it.
>>85578484Forren muck
>>85578501To be fair I had beef stew last night and tomorrow it's gammon egg and chips so that's two British dinners that cancel out the Italian food
Anyone know if you can pay a credit card on the due date or does it have to be before?
Things turned up, nice.
>>85578531Very nice... I like the little fat one. What's the book for lid?
>>85578531Oh aye it that a Pokemon tazo? Used to have loads of them because us, grandad and aunt used to buy walkers and get them in.
>>85578489because i am a NEET and that's just where it goes.time was i was in and out of NEEThood, i always tried to keep 5k in the ISA. which was never to be touched. but that gradually went, somehow.back on four figs but i've ALSO got the Student Loans Company on my ass. i know 'everyone has student loans' but this is an 'overpayment' so maybe i'm doing fraud, who even knows. the best weapon in my arsenal is my ignorance.
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>>85578531cute. sorry marra if i am misnaming the birbs, but could we get a profile pic (as in, side view) of that Pidgeotto? the one on the left, want to see its beak, so i do.
BLOODY BASTARD LOW CASTE BASTARDS
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>>85578531great haul of useless tat right there my leeeeed, coming to a landfill near you!!!
>>85578542>What's the book for lid?It's a picture book from Nippon. I bought it, but then decided to let my mum treat me to it for christmas. She always asks what stuff we want (even though me and the lil sis are too old for things, but she loves it so...).>>85578551No, a pin. I vaguely remember free stuff in food stuff years ago, but can't remember what.
>>85578567Yep tis pidgeotto, the middul evolution.
in factual continuity canon, look at these lads and TELL me there's a difference. this is the 'new' art too, so they've had every opportunity to make tweaks like they did with Pikachu.i now forgive the kid in Pokemon: The First Movie who deadnamed his Pidgeot.
>>85578648cheers me dears xgood bird, that.THAT SAID they need up this whole line's plumage. we're not at peacock levels but it's very clear in the original artwork that these should be proudbirds with brightwings.
>>85578579>Nonced by lollersMany such cases. Sad!
>>85578656>look at these lads and TELL me there's a difference.Pidgeotto red hair, red and yellow tail feathers. Pidgeot Yellow and red hair, red tail feathers.>>85578686Many things seem to change, it just is what it is.
Don't get too mad ketlad, but saw this and thought of you. Not in a bad way, ket's a stim?
>>85572966just did the UCAT. The yesterday i dreamt i would get 1930I got 1940did my dream just predict the future ?
Aged incels ITT phoneposting because they've got no form of social life
>>85578531Sweet haul, mate. I wouldn't mind seeing some of the pages from your book. If you're willing, post one page a day, comic book style for us, that would be ace.Did you get any cool stamps?
>>85578725i forget which way around the 'mons worked, did Ken Sugimori paint them from the sprites, or were the sprites renditions of his paintings?either way LOOK AT THIS GUY they made him 'the normal bird' well i say JUSTICE FOR PIDGEY(&c.)
Heblo, I haven't posted here in a long time, how are you all?
Been walking so much lately, a thin layer of skin has softened and is now peeling off my foot. It not right. What else is there to do, thoughever.>Get a job.Coursssseee not. Oh well.
>>85578877Some of us are just meant to stay indoors bored lonely and depressed.
>>85578823I can't cheat, it's a christmas present, so no point looking now. I just checked everything was good. Quite pleased to get it with the cover as well, and I got it for 20 less than what other sellers are selling it for. Real chuffed I am.>>85578866Sprites first, as they were part of the game, and then the artwork came based on the sprites.
My vintage Carrhart jacket came, looks great and is in amazing condition so chuffed with it xI will stop posting about it now x
>vintageJust another word for second hand tat
>>85578979Nothing wrong with buying second hand lad x
Wonder if ebin is barred from The Swan.
>>85578952Fair do's, mate. I admire your will to not read it now. I always went hunting for hidden presents when my mum went out around Christmas time hahaha.
Countless images of drawings of children on your hard drive
Been wanking so much lately, a thin layer of skin has softened and is now peeling off my penis. It not right. What else is there to do, thoughever.>Get a job.Coursssseee not. Oh well.
Callouses on your penis
rip noah woodshes with preston davey and jay slater now xheaven just got a new angel x
>>85579044Nice wee snake.
Wasting your life playing JRPGs and jerking off to questionably-aged anime characters
Corrrr... got my 88 Films sale AND American Criterions coming tomorrow. Is it lush? OH AYE IT IS INDEED. Very excited to watch Fong Sai Yuk starring Jet Li. May I recommend Tai Chi Master? My FAVOURITE Jet Li flick.
Favourite flick?Favourite movie?Favourite film?
>>85579017It's been a pain, and I keep forgetting to take it to my mum's. Need to get a proper storage case now, everything won't fit in muh cardboard storage box. Need to get to B&Q and have eyes on at some, then maybe order something online. Need to get something to put some cool stuff in. I had an old fish tank thing that would have been cool, could have put some stones in the bottom, some branches and put the plushies on the branches, and cool stuff dotted about, but I don't have it now. Need to think of something.Might pop out tomorrow on a pokemission, go to a shop in town but also might not, I'll just have to see how I feel in the morning. It's open now, but it's 30th anniversary day so it could be rammed still. Might just go down next week once things have calmed down, and I won't be as poor then, so might be able to get a 30th booster pack (depending on stock and price).
>>85579163Bogey50 first datesCling
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>clingmongboy hehe
>>85579181Glad to see you contribute to making britfeel better lad
>>85579183CIing
>>85579044My index finger and top of my fingers are sore from my wank sessions. Ball sack hair is quite abrasive against the thin skin of the fingers I think.
Lets av a new then>>85579249>>85579249>>85579249
Imagine not finishing the thread. State of it.
Absolute travesty tis me tells ya.
And now goodbye old fred lad
