Can't think of a witty first post.

Chinese for din dins tonight de LIDS!
Oh it gonna be lush. Honey chili chicken with fried rice and some curry chips on the side. Oh my DAYS.

>>85579261
I couldn't think of witty or interesting OP so I posted a YouTube dolly.

RIP BENJI
MARK YOU BASTID YOU MICROWAVED HIM

Incels monged out ITT all day and all night

>>85579344
mongin out n wildin oh aye it lussessesh

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She was literally alive when 9/11 happened. She has started drinking alcohol recently according to her latest asmr. So not too happy about that. Why do British roses do this?

>>85579359
Corrrrr! Wouldn't mind buttplugging her butt until there's so much shit it flies across the room and blows up her nan's skull.

>>85579359
You don't own her, lad. Proper weirdo.

>>85579359
Thought she was up the duff with a black baby?

Rip Benji if that alri with u dee leeds

>>85579361
Vile little lad you. She would not engage in any activities like that.

>>85579382
I'm just thinking longterm. It's going to age her.

>>85579399
Me too. But she had sex news lately. You definitely wouldn't be drinking alcohol if you were pregnant.

>>85579425
Meant to say sad news lads. Fucking hell.

>>85579434
Lolz lid

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>>85579249
Benji
Ziggeh
Bobbin
Snarf
The Stickies

Hope they're resting in peace.

>>85579359
>She was literally alive when 9/11 happened.
Yeah loads of people were. History's mad innit.

His infernal majesty

Seaside skidmark will never work

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>>85579448
He got terrible TMAU. He can't.

>>85579443
How the fuck is she 25 and look like that? Wow.

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Stupid fox

Incels ITT venerating paedophiles

favourite tune of the 2000s x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz1Jwyxd4tE

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>tfw in love with a becky rose

She would never want a British southern lad like me. I'm getting too old for nice lasses. ;_;

Garn get me pickle tickled and me arse gaped Welperstyle. Why not? It Wednesday x

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All the lasses my age are single mums or fat now. They don't want to have fun and go out to cute little places. They've done all that with their past boyfriends. Plus I'm a NEET living with his mum in his 30s. It's so fucking over. I'll never be able to experience love and enjoy my life. Old women aren't sweet.

Another day wasted testing GNU/Linux in virtual machines. Grim little life I have.

>>85579530
You're right Anon, old birds aren't sweet, they're savoury.

PHWOOOOOAR

Why were all the JLS lads handed presenting jobs?

>>85579565
I like my lasses sweet and caring. You wouldn't get that with an old meat pie.

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Don't want my English roses to turn into English meat pies

Giving up on my GTA V playthrough. Played for like 4 hours and I just couldn't get into it.

Incels ITT with zero attention span

Roses will be meat pies, sooner now than in years before. Everything happens at a faster rate. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

More of a BOOK man myself

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Back on the WoW grind

>>85579610
You gonna play forever?

Throatfucking British rose GILF Kristen Scott Thomas.

You lads see about the body of a three year old found in Suffolk? Fucking grim. Poor parents.

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You can take one look at a female and know exactly if she's a rose or not. This one...absolutely not.

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Been buying clapped out old second hand Apus from SPACCA and feeding them back to the Frens on the street. Nary a frog that will turn down meat in pastry and they don't care about the 'fishy beef'. Just got to let Mad Frog Disease do the rest.

>>85579641
Should've kept the sprog on a lead. Ridiculous parenting. Hope they get prosecuted for something so avoidable.

Feel like killing myself because I'll never get some sex with a biological woman. They expect me to work and go without? Fuck that. Pay for incels like me who wouldn't even be employable anyway at this fucking point in life.

>>85579621
Nah, only a few hours tonight

>>85579585
GTA3, Vice City and San Andreas are way more fun and comfy lad. Sleeping Dogs too.

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>>85579669
Nice one my lad

Drinking an alcohol free beer now wow lovely

>>85579647
Phwoar bet she's got a lovely pink slit

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My Apu is obsessed with EastEnders. He just spends all day watching old episodes on YouTube waiting for the new episode to drop on iPlayer. I hope they don't cancel it as I still remember the weeks of tantrums after Channel 5 cancelled Family Affairs.

Imagine actually having a giant frog in you house, be mad shit

Getting nicely stoned and watching whatever's on Film4, or Sky Arts.

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Couple of jars nows? Dont mind if I do x

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>>85579557
time was, it felt like this was a handy little skill you were gaining. you are running the simulations so you are prepared for any system. airport collapses? no problem. it's a UNIX system, i know this 8-)

...now, yeah, maybe it's just a waste of time. AI is coming for us all, lads. we can all enjoy our Linuxes and our hawgs as a hobby but sooner or later it'll all be automated and you won't even need to understand 'how' something is produced.

>>85579705
It would be good fun I reckon as long as they didn't smell too bad.

>>85579698
Mine necked himself when Neighbours ended.

>>85579696
Oh it lush lad. A perfect pink shaven one. 19 year olds will definitely be good quality down there.

>>85579723
Bit grim image that, the fire door/pull cord is icing on the cake.

Getting a bit creepier then usual in here

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>>85579679
>classic image macro verticalify'd for Gen Z

honestly i think they may have unintentionally scored a win with phone screens. soon, web pages will resemble book pages. films will be shot at an aspect ratio where i can see everything at once.

>>85579749
Just filter the word 'rose'. Filters a lot of the weird creepiness.

>>85579725
Yes it will be. I am going to keep all this old shit for now. I don't ever want a fucking terminal dumb pc of the future that signs into a cloud and streams your operating system for a monthly fee.

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You lads are fucking lucky. My Apu has been fully fucking indoctrinated and he hangs about the port all day screaming at the Toadfugees, even though they're SPACCA sanctioned.

>>85579754
How is it fucking creepy to want a nice hose to enjoy my life with? That's all I fucking want in life.

>>85579705
A giant frog that has the palate of a three year old.

>>85579757
Half of those toads aren't even Apu Apustajas. They're Abu Abustajas - an unrelated species and naturally rapey.

>>85579757
Probably the best place for a frog tbf near the water

Turkish white looking women disgust me.

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She's even more of a rose as a frog de lid.

Bit frog heavy today this thread

Bit hungry. What should I order lads x

>>85579801
Half the posters are frogs.

>>85579816
Cheesy chips and pizza

Povvo tea of cheap instant noodles, fish fingers and cheap iceland hoisin tendies for me. Tasty, but not a proper meal.

Had chicken breast, peas, onion & sweetcorn in a frying pan with some salt and pepper. Nice and simple.

Made a pasta bake. Bog standard. Tasty though.

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>>85579757
>>85579770
IMO 'Toadfugees' is pushing it. could we do something like 'reef-ugees'?

granted, frogs don't dwell in reefs. but think of all the the possibilitreef.

>>85579868
The Pondemic

Neighbours are shouting in the street, again. Calling the police. Fuck it

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>>85579793
The green really emphasises her forehead.

My left testicle really hurts.

>>85579906
you might have testicular torsion

>>85579884
Any reason for it or are they just that sort of family?

Ebola Syndrome is so fucking good. Any other fans of this mental kino in the thread?

I love how AI just agrees with everything I say. It makes me feel really smart (I'm not).

Incels ITT monging out all evening

What are all my friends up to tonight?

>>85580037
HHL is at the sunderland game

>>85579922
I had that a few years ago. No idea how it happened. My balls turned a red/purple colour and I thought I had bollock cancer. Proper shat my pants but I never went to the doctors because I didn't want anybody seeing my Willard, it did go away eventually though.

>>85580028
What does it mean to "mong" out?

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No lasagne tonight as mum forgot to pull out the mince out of the freezer.

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Oh won't you take me to
Spunky Town
Won't you take me to
Spunky Town

>>85579723
Replace the posters and merch with Corrie stuff and this would be a spitting image of my brother. I'm not joking.

>>85580053
Me? I just eat easy cooking food like pizza and chips on an almost daily basis. The only time I have a proper dinner is when mum makes one when my sleep pattern isn't fucked.

Daddy Greg x

>>85580062
You have saved searches on eBay, Blad? Only recently realised you could do that. Quite handy.

I'd ask for proof but we all know there isn't any

>>85580058
Go on my son belt us out another.

Why they call him Shippy? Well, after Daddy Greg has his way with you, your arse will be gaped wide enough to sail a ship through.

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>>85580109
Yes absolutely. Phone is pinging all day and all night.

>>85580155
I like that you actually play your games. Lots of people collect just to keep on a shelf.

>>85580167
They're called shelf collectors in the community. For some reason they spend thousands of pounds on games to sit on a shelf in their gaming rooms and a few years later they sell it all off because they get bored of it. Happens a lot in other hobby circles as well.

Women age like milk. No wonder I am depressed.

>>85580200
I think a lot of these people have invaded TCG circles as well. I know a lot of people scalping Pokemon cards specifically.

English men age like wine.
English women age like pies.

>>85580212
I see it all the time on Reddit buying Pokemon TCG boxes for 40 quid and selling them for 60 on eBay. They buy trollies full of them. It's ruining the hobby, some stores do a one per customer now because of it.

No I don't want an AI powered expensive laptop. It's not fucking amazing Currys. Normie shits are easily fooled by this propaganda.

>>85580243
That's shit. It genuinely annoys me when theres an OOP Blu-ray I want and some cunt on eBay has it and then you go into his profile and they have hundreds more, all of them sealed and never watched, and they're looking ridiculous prices. Got quite lucky recently with some good sellers but they're few and far between.

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Corr a fuckin' BBC for everyone now that is double triple quadruple LUSH.

>>85580245
I was listing some stuff in eBay and it's all AI now. You click 'list an item' and it immediately brings up a whole AI interface where you take a picture and it fills in all the information (wrongly).

>>85580262
Hate it all. I just couldn't trust buying anything from there any more or amazon. I'm only buying direct but that's not going to happen any time soon due to the AI cunts.

Never even seen a fucking fanny, it's over

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They take our balaclavas, then we dress in burkas. Crime and Policing Act 2026 has an exemption for religious clothing. All the lads should be buying their burkas now. Just stand there staring at the dinghies in silence and welcome them like they've just entered their own shithole country. Based if this happens.

>>85580282
Never seen a fanny in real life me let alone been inside one. Grim there's no easy fix for this. Got to slave away for years, try to somehow get promoted to a cushy well paid job, get better looks, keep up socialising and being fit...oh it's making me feel so very exhausted already.

>>85579622
met her via work once, she's tiny.

It would be quite surreal being naked with a woman who WANTS to be naked for you. Like, poking her vulva and seeing how squishy it is. Having a little play with her vaginal lips. Just exploring another body and taking it all in. To me, this is an essential part of life and many of us never have it. Not saying we deserve it, of course, but that core memory just isn't there.

NOAH RIP
UR WIV DA ANGLES NOW LITTLE LAD

>>85580346
60 degrees under.

>>85580255
Oh I know the feeling with bullshit sellers overcharging for their stuff on eBay. Just overpaid for a copy of this one game that I've been looking for about 7 months now. I just said fuck it and pulled the trigger and bought it.

>>85580339
None of the women irl would be as you expect anyway. You will never have a female in her prime sexual peak years (under 25).

>>85580339
Normies experience this at such a young age too, meanwhile I'm in my 30s and the last time I touched a woman was when my grandma hugged me when I was 12, irreparable damage has been done to my psych

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The police are fucking grim little bastards in these auditing videos. They beat me up on a night walk and drove their car fast towards me like they were going to run me over.

>>85580308
All our laws are worded loosely enough so the plod can push your shit in if you try something like this. There is no "ahah, gotcha" with the regime.

>"Two tier policing!!!-AARK!"

It won't achieve anything and is purely a recreational/surrogate activity. These protests are allowed and given air because they won't lead anywhere. Dan' Tommo' is just a fresh face for the role Tel'aviv Tommy (Robinson) has worn out.

>>85580374
Don't really care about age. Think it could still be fun/intimate with an older woman as long as you were both into it.
>>85580380
I get hugs from my mum and sister all the time but it's not the same.

Just eaten 2 slush puppy icepops. Proper hard me, and also cold. Red cherry flavour is very nice.

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Phwoar nu breadinghams innit

X

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>Down to the last 8 mint balls, wont have anymore left for tomorrow at this rate..

>>85580401
Well you would win against these tyrants if you had enough money for a good solicitor. Most of the solicitors are useless and missed out key details when I've sued them. If you take it as far as a civil court you literally will be 30k in fees if you lose.

>>85580434
Your Apu is going to spark you out lad you know to keep him well stocked with Mint Balls.

>>85580434
Redpill me on these mint balls you keep going on about. Are they like the golf ball mints you got as a kid?

>>85580431
Post your bread my lad

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Mental health ghosted me because I didn't come out my boxroom. They wanted to see me in person. Fuck 'em. Cunts. Bennies and PIP for life me. I don't think I can ever improve.

>>85580440
Solicitors be damned mate, if the state wishes to make an example/statistic of you, they will.

Why is everyone in britfeel special needs

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>>85580448
I'm not telling him. He's in bed now I've just read him a story. Button soup, it's his favourite. He's going to be devastated when he wakes up.
>>85580451
They're nothing special. It's just a creamy mint hard boiled sweet that's been around for the past 130 years. Mum started me off having a mint humbug, they are similar and I said I haven't had a uncle Joe's mint ball for years and she was out and got me a packet and I've been hooked since.

Tuna sandwich or have toast

Remember Walls Balls? The adverts used to do my tits in. Were they sausages?

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>>85580458
similar sitch tbhaiche.

truNEETs know the score, the NHS doesn't. they'd rather 'discharge' than accommodate reasonable adjustments.

incels at it again posting on 4chan about how theyll never have a girlfriend
just stop being ugly and go talk to girls

>>85580528
*punches myself in the face*
Corrrr, now I'm bootiful.

>>85580502
An hero, that would be better.

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>>85580543
what is it with you and toast?

>>85580543
the man just wants to know if he's having a sandwich or not. No need to bully

Like, just having your cock in a lassies big arse and feeling her cheeks in your hand. Imagine. Corrrr.

>>85580502
Tuna melt between toast.

>>85580543
I made toast it was lush

I'm partial to an onion and marmite sarnie myself.

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Pass me batty pon de left hand side
Pass me batty pon de left hand side.

How the fuck is it acceptable for people to claim in public, without any hint of shame, that they "want to have kids"?

Think about it - what you're saying is either (depending on if you're a man or a woman) "I want to fucking cum my nuts out raw up into a pussy" or "I want a man to empty his fucking balls into my unprotected womb". What the fuck is this shit? Normies are both gross and shameless and also can't seem to avoid humblebrags if their life depended on it.

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Footy in. Nonces out. Simple as, lads.

nonces against football

>>85580610
i don't speak incelese. is this about erections, or clothes?

>>85580623
corrrr it's real
https://kittygram.nadeko.net/football.against.nonces
lad's only gone and set up an account!

follow if you hate football but love the beautiful kiddies

Watching sweaty black men kick a ball around is England's favourite pastime
Normies dedicate their entire lives to it
They pay to watch it in person
They read news about it
They gossip about it at the water dispenser
They even fight over it

>>85580715
It's the performing Negro trope. Their entire society is pretty much based around it across the pond.

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Girls won't sleep with a guy whose cock is below 7 inches at the absolute minimum. But it's not just 7 inches, because that's only one cock length. The entire cock is inserted into her pussy hundreds if not thousands of times over the course of a single instance of sex. Let's be modest and say the average number of thrusts is 2000 in a sex session.

So 2000*7 = 14000 inches being rammed into her. Lets say an average young woman who likes going out has sex four times a week. 52 weeks in a year *4*14000 = 2912000 inches a year. If she starts being sexually active at age 14 (quite late for most girls now) and then 'settles down' with you at age 28 that's 14 years of cock so 14*2912000 = 40768000.

Forty MILLION fucking inches of cock being ran through her before you get your first crumb of pussy.

Yeah, no thanks.

Going to have to tell my apu the Wd Wheeran tour might be cancelled. He's going to be heartbroken as he loves the shape of you song

>>85580733
Those AI sluts have not taken a single cock lad you fool

ITT? Stinking unwashed incels.

>>85580768
Not me, I washed me cock earlier. Smell it if ya don't believe me.

>>85580748
>AI

fucking hate this grey space we're in, lads. it's like the world operated according to a system, then some troll went
>ya can chuck that out!
then, suddenly, 2 + 2 = 5.

Mongcels monging out ITT

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I'm in love with the gape of you
Got more hump than a camel do
Although my pants are falling too
I'm in love with your batty.
And last night you were in my poo
And now my bedsheets spaffed with goo.
I'm in love with your batty.

How many recreational drugs have you taken, lads?
Three for me. Weed, ketamine and cocaine.

Battyboys monged out ITT

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>>85580944
alcohol, caffeine, ketamine, cannabis, cocaine, speed, heroin, LSD, MDMA, DMT, shrooms, benzos, the lot.

the best drug? love. nah just kidding, it's having a healthy lifestyle + microdosing LSD

>>85580944
6 for me. Weed, ketamine, cocaine, MDMA, MCat and LSD.

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this has inspired me to now watch this kino. heard it's a laugh.

Wish i could do drugs but it'd likely put me into psychosis

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Corr tucking into these

>>85580944
Beer, weed, LSD, amphetamines, ecstasy, magic mushrooms, temazapam, pregabalin, diazapam, heroin, crack cocaine, cocaine.
8 of those taken before age 18. Just weed and beer and pregabs now, and a tiny bit of cocaine for some cleaning up around the house.

>>85581150
I envy you anon. You've really lived

>>85579249
i love westies but the smelly man can go do one

>>85581165
Mark could do with a little dog to be honest it would give him something to do instead of sitting in a pub all day. But knowing mark he would trade it in at CEX after a few days.

What is a dolly within the context of these threads?

Never done a drug in my life. Just never been interested.

Wish i could have sex but it'd likely put me into psychosis

Was contemplating getting a Switch 2 but fuck paying 50-60 quid a game. Pisstake that. Might just get a basic PC so I can run emulators for free.

>>85581173
that idiot would try to feed the dog beer and crisps or put it in the washing machine, westies are too good for him

Wish i could have a cheeseburger but it would likely put me into psychosis

Almost a month takeaway free lads x

>>85581178
A dolly is where a poster makes up scenarios of other people or posters within the thread. Ruthmong for example will make many posts about his ASMR dollies in his little world that he has created for himself for them to live in. Imagine a child playing with dolls it's exactly like that.

>>85581203
>Wish i could have a cheeseburger but it would likely put me into psychosis
if this is a reference ,i dont get it

>>85581156
Nah not really anon, I've used it for escapism from life.

How many miles would you consider to be a long walk, lads? Trying to prove a point to the missis

>>85581238
At least 10

>>85581238
Me? about 5 steps kek

>>85581214
Wouldn't have guessed this. I thought maybe it was britfeels version of a lolcow

>>85581258
Oh we do have our lolcows. HelperLad is one of them, he got bullied off the general a few months ago and pretends not to post here anymore and not care (he absolutely does)

Incels crying and moaning ITT

>>85581238
3 miles or over

>>85581258
>britfeels version of a lolcow
That's sean

Series 9 of Peep Show is so bad.

>>85581383
They jumped the shark a bit with kicking Jerry out in the bag and water boarding him. Unless the whole novelty kidnapping bit on the last episode, just a bit too far

>>85581389
Eating the dog in the earlier season was taking it too far

>>85581417
True forgot about that bit

Making Jeremy gay and the whole Dobby arch goes on way too long
In fact the 3rd episode where Mark shags a teen goth was a load of nonsense too

>>85581443
JLB seasons were the best

Laughing at loser incels ITT

Can't stand that American on big brother. Argues with everyone

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Not a bad kinoberg this, lids. I think Mr. Vampire is better but the final fight sequence in this is ridiculous and reminded me of Yu-Gi-Oh for some reason.

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>>85581630
You ever watch this one lad? One of my favorites

>>85581637
Should have the new 4K arriving tomorrow with my 88 Sale delivery. I've never actually seen it surprisingly so pretty excited.

Wonder if DVDlad has thunder pants on dvd.

>>85581659
You have asked this before and no, I don't. However I'm pretty positive I had it on VHS as a kid because I remember watching it a lot. It's actually pretty decent from what I remember. Weirdly committed to the joke.

>>85581671
Oh if I have then I apologise I can't find it in the archives. I did find this though which made me kek https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78966695/#q78967276

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Wish i was a cat lads

>>85581724
what would you name it?

Hate those recipe videos where they don't include any information on ingredient quantities. Like how am i meant to follow the instructions without knowing

https://youtu.be/NHvaD1rkIXU

>>85581733
why are you looking up cooking videos just read the packet

>>85581751
Trying to bake stuff which usually requires specific grammage

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>>85581743
Proper choon this lad

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I'm shit on both, that's why I play RS3.

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https://youtu.be/h0Hd3uWKFKY?si=31VkWQ0_jy1da3z2

>>85581798
>that's why I play RS3.
Show account

>>85581798
Why not play a proper mmo like wow or Sherwood dungeon

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>>85581817
Ok
>>85581823
I play wow but I prefer rs3 & osrs. I've sunk that much time into the game & I've been playing it on and off 20 years now.

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eh. wasn't my thing, that.

https://youtu.be/JZC4RHVdiWA

Tis bedtime for me, methinks.

>>85581901
Me too anon. Goodnight x

corrrr treating myself to a bit of rum in my tea to ward off this cold I'm coming down with

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corrr Owen Jones is going after Ed Sheeran. he's going after Pink. he's going after them all.

might join the IDF purely because of how slimy this gaylord is.

>>85582018
He's a fudge packer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4cWxoytZPA
Love this lad's videos, think it's really refreshing to see someone finding pleasure in little things. Plus the fact that this sperglord has a girlfriend gives me a glimmer of hope for the future.

Spastic posh mong should neck himself

>>85582458
He just likes trains that's it. He's hardly a scourge to society

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Off to beddingbury me

Busy day today

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>>85582629
soundo you're not normally one for replies, but how's life treating you atm?

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Last night a DJ saved my life. How? By writing this music, which contains advice on avoiding strangers. And who was the DJ? It was none other than DJ Bob Hoskins Going Mental In A Dustbin.

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She's going to age herself badly if she starts drinking alcohol regularly. Imagine having a cute rose girlfriend at 25.

>>85583303
you a nonce la

Drinking alcohol other than at home is now a luxury for many. It's certainly more a middle class thing now than it has ever been. Hopefully she doesn't end up a regular drinker like are Ruth.

>>85583325
I'm within the half my age plus 7 rule for a lass like her. She's TWENTY FIVE.

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How do people endure watching some random person talk about their birthday for an hour? I haven't celebrated or gotten excited for my birthday since I was a kid. Just another day for me. I guess you need friends, supporting family and an active lifestyle for it to mean something. I don't exist...no social media, no purpose in going out. I don't even think there's much you can do about it really if you've wasted your twenties and eventually thirties. Grim really.

I like her, I like Ruth, I like Faith. These roses wouldn't want me. No one would. Not even the old meat pies. Tell me why I should just go on living.

I'm not Turkish either. So it's not the colour of my skin. I'm just a white British man. I don't deserve this life. It's too late now to start a life. You'd only be a red flag anyway because of your no life experience.

>>85583356
>I'm within the half my age plus 7 rule

oh fug sorry for talking to you
reporting myself to the cops now

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I haven't even left this shit country known as the United Kingdom. That's grim. People age 18-21 have been to several countries (without their parents). SAD. Honestly just want to end it all. There is no point now, you'd only be expected to be doing non-fun things at this age anyway like slaving. I never got to have fun. No wonder I am a mental wreck. Fuck paying taxes towards people that have better lives than me. No they fucking pay for my existence.

>>85583369
>and eventually thirties
o kiddo, you have no idea. wait until you GIT GUD at wasting years.

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I can't believe they fucking denied my bennies application. The bennies mongs wanted me to go to disgusting jobcentre full of alcoholics and druggie dossers. Like I am FUCKING MENTALLY WELL enough to be going outside and knowing how to navigate my way to the bennies office. Fuckers. That implies I am capable of work too. It's like they want me to snap and cost the state a lot more by going to prison. Give me fucking PIP and UC like the fat cunt dossers they never even both contacting for years.

It wouldn't have worked out anyway. It said I had to bring multiple forms of identification in but I don't fucking have any. I honestly was fuming when I got the email to check my journal and saw all this shit.

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How is it the DUMBEST fuckers know how to play this system so well? I can't even get a fucking basic universal credit. The cunts on bennies even go outside and have a normal life. Not me. I should be getting more than them fakers.

>>85583406
You the old lad rotting in his childhood boxroom still?

Wonder if incel Valentine has a job and has ever been on 4chan.

>>85583417
>>85583424
>>85583431
don't attack me/us, we are frens.
simmer down. breathe in sync with this handy dandy .gif.


what did the DWP actually say to you?

>>85583467
They just kept making appointments in my journal without my consent. I am not capable of going to the Jobcentre. I gave up. That's what they wanted me to do I expect.

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this version is better

we all obeying .gifs in life x

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>>85583477
all right lad, have they actually closed your claim? so your journal is read-only?

if that's the case, you need to get on the cyber-lines to the Courts and Tribunals Service:
https://www.gov.uk/appeal-benefit-decision

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i have a hunch we may have quarrelled over agoraphobia.
what you've got to do is request a mandatory reconsideration. it'll all be typing into boxes, no going-outs required.

I guzzle the beerz with me top off

Giving brutal gang beatings to troonies

No bennies for me. 3.8k net monthly instead. Work from home. Later niggas.

Leave troonies dentals cracked

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cor, some proper economics gurus ITT

for me? it's my concern for >>85583417-san's situation. it is a system. it has rules.

>>85583638
You have a cat picture in your post

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>>85583660
i am terribly sorry.

great britain? what's so great about it

Rip Sarah Everard x

Troonies get slayed with me switchblade

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Massive beer shit incomings

Just skimmed the above posts. Wow. What a bunch of feckless, whiny tryhards and spackers. The cringe is real. Imagine being here every day. You are you own worst enemy.

Corrr imagine not being a big bwave bwoy and you cannot go visit the job centre with some ID to answer questions so you can doss more. Hilarious.

>>85583721
I'll blast metal at a troonie's head

You called me a spacker, that literally ableism and I'm shaking right now Redditor style

Definitely going Bude. Anyone want anyfinkeroonie?

Bennies bill is way too high and some of you sad twats need cutting off.

>>85583762
Few snaps of MILF arses for us no -Budeans would be lush my leeeeed

>>85583791
I pay around 20k in tax/NI every year. How many spackers am I keeping alive? They should come clean my house and garden for free as community service.

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>>85583674
it took some digging but i hope this satisfies your curiosity.

Day 5 no SSM

>>85583829
Thank you so much mate

Smelly jobless incels ITT

Saw that The Death of Robin Hood kinomoviefilm didn't I? It was actually underrated I reckon. It had a good moral heart and that's what counts.

>>85583990
I am one of these things. You can decide which. (It's the middul one).

>>85582295
He's in the new grand tour series

>>85583399
Fucking hell just book a flight somewhere its easy

Took the senpai out for Chinese yesterday, lads. A hundred and fifty fucking pounds for three adults and a child, no alcohol, no deserts. Jesus wept!

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>>85584147
o i am laffin at that wordfilter rendering.

that is very dear, whatever its succulence. three digits for a meal, blimey.

Mongcels getting sparked on sight

Writing a journal to get some bennies pennies. Hilarious.
>dear diary today I a job it was fun the end

>>85584122
This is where he says he has no passport and gives weak reasons as to why not

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don't know whether to kip for the day
or just power through and read/watch light fluff

>>85583753
You forgot your pronouns brav

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpOSraqZbos
>The Knife - You Make Me Like Charity

Incels seething all day ITT

>he didn't bother to attend his appointments
>surprised when his application was denied
Hmmmmmm.........

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Fink i'll head out

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>>85584449
were u headin? xx

>>85583495
I don't know yet. Haven't signed in for a few weeks. It said it would be automatically closed and you'd have to sign up again.

>>85584122
No money, no chance of getting a passport countersigned. Because I am unemployed, people wouldn't want to do it anyway.

>>85584385
I am mentally disabled and have agorophobia. I can't go to the appointments. They blatantly ignored all my disabilities and just booked me in for a general universal credit claim. I want UC and PIP. To top it off it's a woman advisor as they show the first name of them.

Don't know why a girl would want to work in a stinky food place when she can take all her clothes off and make money from simps online.

>>85584497
Not being funny mate but why didn't you write in your journal or phone them or literally ANYTHING to explain you're agoraphobic and never leave the house. They would have did a phone appointment. Lack of communication doesn't do you any good in these things unfortunately.

>>85584538
I didn't want to because it should have been an option to select, not for me to manually write that in. Phone appointments can't verify who you are. I'm just going to call the emergency services and make a big deal about it next time I have a meltdown.

Incels touching themselves over young girls ITT

>>85584557
So really you just couldn't be bothered? That's the bare minimum to get your benefits and you couldn't even be bothered. FYI, PIP and UC are two completely different applications as well. It's your own fault they closed your claim as you didn't bother to contact them. I suggest opening a new claim and putting in the bare minimum of effort this time. I assume you are actually diagnosed agoraphobic and have some sort of evidence supporting this?

Incels playing lets pretend online

>>85584573
Corr there's young girls in this thread?

>>85584582
Of course I am not diagnosed. How the fuck am I going out to get a diagnosis? I am a shut-in. There's thousands of men like me just invisible and not paying any tax or getting any income. The government prefers it this way.

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Bet she spent her PIP on that Ariana concert. All right for some. I'm surprised she doesn't have a boyfriend yet.

>>85584644
Sounds like you're just a fucking retard. How do other agoraphobics get diagnosed? Call your GP, tell them your symptoms and that you haven't left the house in months (years?) and they'll come out and see you. You really are a fucking miserable bastard. Make some effort to help yourself before blaming others.

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Imagine if old people just you know...retired. Millions of jobs would become available for young lads. But no...they are so pathetic and worked all their life in a wagie job and wouldn't know what to do with their spare time. No hobbies, no interests...they just existed to slave for minimum wage. Fucking grim.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpwlk11vj51o

>>85584708
They don't even fucking come out these days. It's a fucking shitshow. They're too busy dealing with some foreigner woman and her eight kids with weird incest health issues.

Imagine lying about being pregnant. What a weird thing to say.

I love going in the kitchen and mum has left a spill on the floor and now my socks are all wet. Clumsy bitch.

come to exeter

I love my mother but when you've been stuck living with her for 36 years it takes its toll.

>>85584760
is a boxroom not an option?

Incels crying about their shit lives ITT

>>85584774
I'm not paying 2000 quid a month for my own boxroom. Homes and even apartments are only designed for couples or rich people.

>>85584794
a bedsit will cost about 750 depending on where you live if your house mates get too annoying you can pop over to visit your mum

Me? I'd rather live with my mum than a fucking bedsit.

>>85584818
I want to live on my own. I don't trust others. They could be up to no good and blame you.

I want to go and waste money on pokestuff, but need to buy food as well.