Cooldown EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>85514665https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/85514665Story Library (needs updated): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
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@modsRequest to delete those thread as it breaks global rule 1: You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.>inb4: it's legal in my thirdie shitholeDo your fucking jobs jannies!!!!
>>85563126Isn't incest law varied by state to state? Mom son fucking is literally legal in USA too
>>85563126but it's legal for CHADSON
>>85562992I love milfs...I love them so very much.
>went to see practical magic 2 with mom>the actor that plays the male love interest is alot younger than the actress that plays the femaleshit movie, but it'll hold a special place in my heart because of that
Here's a question: Which countries have the highest rates of mother/son incest?Since this is such a huge taboo (at least, ostensibly) worldwide, it is impossible for researchers to get reliable numbers on the actual frequency and prevalence of incest. Where do you guys think this happens the most?Personally, I think Japan, Russia and hispanic countries have the highest rates. Russia is easy - ever since WW2, there have been far more women than men in the country. One can imagine that this will contribute to lonely mothers whose husbands died in war, turning to their sons for comfort, romance and sex.As for Japan - those freaks produce so goddamn much incest porn and hentai that it has to be more common over there.And hispanic countries? Well, hispanic mothers are always so... "extra" with their sons. More obsessive. More loving. More possessive.
>>85564803I think gender relations in east asian countries being even worse than in the west leads to the highest rates of momcest
>>85565322I'm not too sure, anon. South Korea is has the worst gender relations in the world, but I don't think momcest is more common there than in Japan, for example.
Good week momcestfrens.
>>85565477>pov: you mentioned how cold your bed gets on these dark september nights, and your mommy offers to sleep with you to help keep you warm~
>>85562992Last Week's UpdatesDrawanon>>85515034dateanon>>85515415Unnamed brother anon>>85516372Smalltown anon>>85517958Unnamed son anon #1>>85519097Unnamed son anon #2>>85525719Gold ship anon>>85527542Cuzcbro>>85538001
>>85565477And a chad brother practicing a little bit of coercion.
>>85564803One of the Middle East countries for sure. Women there have no status, are incredibly subservient and their sons are treated like princes because they bring in a dowry as well as take over any family businesses which pay for everyone to live.
>>85566200I had dinner and hooked up with that girl I posted about last thread and it was really great. Honestly the best sex I have had with anyone thats not mom. Turns out she has some similar trauma from childhood as well though it isnt as extensive as mine. She was pretty up front with that so I told her a bit about my own situation but not everything. We both were able to admit to each other that we get off on what we went through. Coincidentally my major turn on of starting sex with a partner that pretends to be asleep is how she was often abused just with the roles reversed so our kinks are a perfect fit for each other. She gets off on reliving her dad and I get off reliving my mom at the same time. I seriously might have to marry this woman. Sadly Im away for work all week or I would be trying to see her every night.
>>85566200>>85519097Hey all, something a little more substantial this week. We're still looking and weighing our options, this'll be the last time I post about this until something big happens since I figure it'll be boring just reading "we're still looking and weighing our options," every week.Since we are actively looking, though, my mom and I have decided to start trying to conceive again! We hope that by the time we know she's pregnant, we'll have figured something out. We're also using this as a way to motivate us. It's honestly been nice getting some of the old spark again, as sex between us has been very casual for some time now.I plan on getting a babysitter, and setting up a little dinner date with Mom at the end of the week, and I'm really looking forward to it.
>>85562994>@CuzcbroSeafood, sightseeing, wine country and an argument with a fat german tourist. Portugal down; Spain, France and Italy to go. We landed in Madrid today, visited the big soccer stadium and ate just a metric ton of meat.I'm watching her sleep, I swear she usually sleeps like an angel like in pic related but there are some other times like right now when she's just a sloppy mess. Legs spread wide open, tits slipping out, mouth agape, ugly-snoring, drooling. The crazy part is I find her every bit as beautiful when she's like this as when she's all proper and ladylike.
>>>/lgbt/44790286Vaguely related post i saw that maybe someone here would enjoy
love momcherish mommake mom the happiest woman in the world
>>85567294How old is she again? You might rethink trying for another for her own health's sake
So this entire thread is just anons larping like it's reddit
>>85563140Pretty much anything goes in Ohio, New Jersey and Rhode Island if both partners are over 18 and consensual. Every other state has criminal penalties for relations closer than first cousins.
>>85568776She's mid 40's so there's not a lot of risk, really. She's also managed to keep pretty healthy, she likes long walks and does yoga. Also isn't really a drinker. Only thing that might negatively affect her is pot, but she can easily quit that if she wants
>>85568798Nah, that's /cuckson/
>>85566976The fish painting in the background is a nice touch
>>85569196The larping spills over to here too sometimes.
>spend my teen years wanting to fuck my mom>now i'm almost 30 and i'm not really into my mom anymore, would fuck her out of boredom tho>a few days ago my parents comes to my house since my sister is doing a birthday party in theirs>they use my bathroom>my mom exit without washing her hands>talk shit to her and she double down saying she never washed her hands after going in the bathroom>mind you, my mom is a clean freak and a nurseI'm so fucking pissed off, i spent my teens jerking off to a woman that doesn't know basic hygiene. Spent the night rage cleaning everything she touched with those filthy hands
>>85570093gotta lover your mommy's germs too
>>85570453No, from now on i'll also refrain from hugging her aswell, she ruined it, nasty bitch. Incest fantasy is no more
>>85565648What of watching your mom peering over the balcony in the morning?
>>85565648You just described many years of my life.
>>85570093>>85570686If she was just pissing then there's no need to make a big deal out of it. If she's not washing her hands after wiping her ass though then you'd be justified slapping her, because what the fuck.
>>85570886only one correct answer in this scenario: plap mommy cheeks>>85570894wanna tell us more?
>>85566200>friday night he shows up unannounced at my place with a pizza to "just chill">I bounce on his cock all weekendHe should be out partying with his friends but he makes time to visit his boring old sister, such a sweet boySo I have name now? It's nice, I'll take it
My hag gf (53) ass. We're gonna go on a walk in the park tomorrow and probably feed some ducks.
>>85571649I already told most of the back story in the thread from two weeks ago if you want to go back and read that but the very very short version is my mom had me sleeping in her bed in the winter for warmth and in the summer because her room had one of only two window ACs in the house. It was all an excuse of course and she started doing things with me. Read those old threads and if you have any questions after that i will try and answer them at some point tonight.
>>85572078>So I have name now? It's nice, I'll take itas long as you aren't rocking a huge futacock like some of the gold ship art I found I think you'll fit in more or less
>>85567670>We landed in Madrid today, visited the big soccer stadium and ate just a metric ton of meat.Did you have any Jamon Iberico?
respect mommyprotect mommysupport mommy
hi,ive seen this thread come up quite often for a few years now and ive never participated and i dont know exactly how to tell a story but i'll try.at the start of covid i was still in a normal relationship that ended up becoming extremely toxic. when lockdowns were starting my girlfriend and i broke it off with a lot of fighting and i went back to live at home since it was not viable to live on my own, pay rent at that rate and get groceries if i wanted to save up.my dad and mother have been divorced for 20 years and my older sister had already moved out of the house for a while so she was always home alone and i decided to stay with her for a while after my breakup to figure stuff out. lockdowns happen and the world stops but im still at home.my mom and i would spend a lot of time together, talking, chatting, just being friends and sometimes the awkward questions would come up but sure, innocent enough.eventually we just got closer and closer and talked more about how shitty and toxic relationships are and we start flirting here and there about the fact we're both so good and dont deserve it bla bla.it took like 4 months and we were comfortable enough that i would get questions like " does this bra look good on me" " does this make me look fat", the usual stuff you would really get from a girlfriend that was shopping for clothes online and hoped for the best.well i took all those opportunities and would flirt with her as much as i can and i tried to lean in on it more and more.after a month or two of flirting i would try to get hands on, touchy etc, i think our absolute breaking point was that when she asked me if her ass looked fat in a dress i touched it and said " its the perfect type of firm " or something along those lines.things sort of just developed from there and we ended up turning into a couple with all the benefits and downsides.we're a happy couple and i think im pretty comfortable, will gladly answer any questions from anons.
>>85570060>>85569196Is there actual proof posted because otherwise its all larpI remember on reddit there was this one case verified by a psych or something
>>85575421How would any of us prove it?
>>85574042Iberico ham, lamb, wagyu, duck, bone marrow, scallops, flat fish, sardines, prawn, oysters, wine, beer and this really good sandwich just drenched in sauce and cheese. We've had some great fucking eating all trip long.We went to the national museum yesterday and I got to check out Goya's black paintings, you've probably seen his Saturn before since it's been memed to death, as well as Hieronymus Bosch's stuff. I had a blast while she was bored to tears.Today we're heading into wine country again, she'll be having a blast while I'm bored to tears.>>85575401So covid gave you a mom-wife? At least some good came from that bullshit.We usually give newbies a couple of forms to fill out to get to know them better and then we give them a name. Someone please be so kind as to give this gentleman his forms to fill out.
>>85575401Describe your mommy with this chart
>>85570093Why are so many nurses such disgusting and despicable human beings?
>>85567294>my mom and I have decided to start trying to conceive again!Good thing this is larp, otherwise both of you should just kill yourselves
>>85576522fuck off with your chart, you dumb pajeet. learn to fucking talk to people.
>>85576538trauma, stress and hyper socialisation
I wish I never sucked my brother's cock.
>>85576889>Needysis slowly creeps into brother lovingSo what happened this time?
>>85577113It's just I feel like I played all my cards already. Like I can't play coy with him anymore. Like I thought it could have been fun to tease him, like "accidentally" grinding against him and then playing dumb. Also I feel this relationship is permanently altered in a way I can't repair.
>>85572722Cute mines 44Based and hag pilledci love her crazy buttPerfect mommy gf best part is that she's insecure and obsessive never had anyone quite act like she does She's the type of cute/crazy that's addictive
Grieving mom anon here, my dad's been dead for 2 months now. I thought she would have tried to make some covert moves on me and try to turn me into a surrogate husband, but she hasn't really other than slapping my butt sometimes. Don't know if it will happen bros and I'm okay with that since that would be super fucked upI theorize that she might have been unsatisfied at some points with her relationship with him, and took it out on me by fondling me or being pretty sexual when I was younger. But who's to say
>>85577508Yes the cat is somewhat out of the bag at that point but you can still tease him.There is that danger in altering a platonic familial relationship by adding a sexual dynamic one that can't be properly fulfilled but that doesn't mean you have to accept it.I don't really have much advice to offer here.So do you regret more that you changed your relationship or that you can't play around with subtly plausibly teasing him to the edge reasonable doubt?
>>85577783Good to hear you're both holding up. Death hits everyone differently, you probably shouldn't use mcg as any sort of standard for this since it's intrinsically exceptionalist.
>>85562992What do you mean by exceptionalist?
>>85577783>I'm okay with that since that would be super fucked upIt's ok if it doesn't happen. Don't worry about it.
hope dateanon fixes the relationship with his mommy
>>85577873I mean yeah it would be okay but if she tried something I probably wouldn't stop it
>>85577913you need to let her know somehow though that if she needs more affection, you're there for her.>mom, if you need help with anything, and i mean *ANYTHING*......
>>85576710Turn your monitor on, newfag
You tried to get away from her, but somehow... she shipped herself together with your belongings? What would you do?
Did you ever wrestle with your mom?Or do any kind of physical activities together?
>>85578522stop triggering small town anon
>>85578522Give the delivery a 5 star rating on Mamazon
>>85573391Why does everyone on this website always try to turn everything into a haha le funny ironic gay joke?No, I'm not rocking a "huge futacock", I'm not a tranny, I'm not a hecking valid enby, or whatever the fuck.I'm just mentally ill and want to marry my little brother, who incidentally stopped being "little" a long time ago.
Scandaloushttps://wgntv.com/news/northwest-suburbs/barrington-woman-accused-of-sexually-abusing-16-year-old/
>>85579277Is it time for decriminalizing female "pedos"?
>>85579277Not trying to excuse behaviors like that, but women will do that and not get lynched for it. Meanwhile grown men will do that and the fathers, brothers, will hunt them down the whole way, hire cartels, illegal cops, to make the guy an eunuch and burn him alive and record it, might even get lynched by local community if he's found, or killed by inmates.Fuck this gay earth.
>mom bought white chocolate macadamia nut cookies at the bakeryThe day is saved
>Sports injury keeping me off my feet for last two months>Nothing to do in free time except computer>Spent the last couple weeks obsessively generating and jerking off to intergenerational momcest hentaiIt feels like I've genuinely fucked up my brain chemistry. Gonna need to take a break.
>>85579433Women can pretty much get away with sexual assault the vast majority of the time, or get away with being pedos. Can't count the amount of times chicks and older women touched me like that
>>85578692It truly felt like she was doing a test run over Labor Day weekend. It was very out of the norm for her to come to my place and stay. It would be interesting to see how she would react if I told her about the girl I met on tinder. >>85580211Because we dont turn them in. We want the sex even if we know its not right. I wont call my mom a pedophile but I do think she was or is a hebephile.
>>85577973Yeah I've been there for her ever since my dad's cancer diagnosis but if she wanted to try something it would be all up to her
>>85580895Or because people don't give a fuck about women sexually assaulting men and think you're just being a beta bitch for letting it happen to you. Or it's just inconceivable that a woman can be a pedo tooAnytime someone shares an actual momcest story where they were abused, it's going to be called out for being "fake"
>>85581474dude you arent hooking up with your mom 2 months after her husband died. give it at least a year for the grieving process to takes its course.
>>85581907>doesn't know about Widow's FireThe grieving process makes some people have very high libido
>>85581907I'm not trying to
>>85579236Does your brother also watch the horse anime?
I really wish things would have worked out between Hapa-chan and her dad
>>85577818Both really. I really had this fantasy that I would tease him while playing coy until he breaks somehow.
>>85579341No, we should just teach them to stop picking chads and or normies, that can't keep their mouth shut and just go with the quiet weirdos that need the emotional boost, don't leave paper trails, and stop getting emotionally attached. Would've killed to be one of them when I was a kid.
>>85583952Just have to up the ante, gotta combine the teasing with blue balling and orgasm denial. Keep getting him really worked up, then walk away. Which he either 1. Can't take it anymore and pounces all over you. 2. Can't take it anymore and ask what he is doing wrong and essentially begs you to finish him. Or 3. He gets fed up with the childish antics and either takes care of it himself or fucks someone else out of spite.
>>85576354Haha, always loved forgetting time in museums, there's a lot of awesome stuff to look at.
>>85576354larping niggerhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83069039/#83104527
We took a train to Barcelona and we just got to the hotel, it's always a 50/50 if they'll give us a king size bed or two tiny ones, got lucky here.>>85584578Maybe I'm projecting here but I feel like women have this rosy romantic idealistic idea of travelling where they just magically teleport to exotic locations and take selfies and eat fancy food and drink wine, while us men are more pragmatic and realistic about it and think about actually getting there and packing/unpacking bags and dealing with airports and cabs and getting back home in one piece and shit. With that in mind most of the time I'm stressed out because my first priority is keeping her safe and enjoying myself comes second. The museum was a nice little break for me and of course she was yawning and pretending her feet hurt all the way lol.>>85584597What's your deal with me, dude? You've been on my ass since Peru, literally bitching and crying as soon as I made a new post, and clearly you've been pretending you're me while I've been away. I don't see you doing this vendetta shit to the other regulars so what's going on?
dead mom theory
>>85586160*Living mom realities.
Wheerreee~'s the cuckson thread this week?
>>85586796right? i didn't post much in the last one and now i want it bad
>>85585249the one and only cuckspammerhe has the big sad because youre brotherloving your oneechan in hotel rooms and not sitting in the designated cuckchair watching as she gets gangbanged by a pack of manolos and alejandroshe made his own general to talk to himself and he still shows up here to be huge faggot
>>85586160More like dead incest theory
>My neighbor and his mom just got arrested because they've been fuckingTHAT'S NOT FAIR THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEhttps://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-mom-sex-with-son-polk-county-christina-clemens-shane-clemens/
>>85587953It is absurd that this would be worth state resources to go after They are going to spend millions because some trash mom fucked her adult son consensually? Why? Who cares?
>>85588002Part of the arrest was over domestic violence technically
>>85587953the first rule of mom fucking is DONT TELL ANYONE
>>85588092>only 100 times Lmao based But also imagine being in such a casual sexual relationship with your mom that you feel okay slapping a bitch when she gets mouthy Goals
>>85588092look at that smug face. the face of a mom who fucks her son.
>>85588092>4 year relationship>only had sex about 100 timesRookie numbers
>>85588092Most of these confirmed reports have real redneck looking women. Their sons aren't exactly Chads either.Why don't incest moms like pic anymore?
>>85588474Hot ones don't get caught
>>85588474The only people dumb/sloppy enough to get caught are trash people
>>85582991Nah he's a big dumb normie, the very concept of anime girls with animal ears is too absurd for him but I have shown him some clips and he agrees Golshi is the best. Even the disney capeshit movies are too much for his geek sensibilities, he's gotten into warhammer recently so that's something I guess.I think that's partly why I'm so glomped onto him, he's such a well-adjusted well-socialized and just normal guy, meanwhile I might look like I have my shit together from the outside but I'm a fucking weirdo. It shames me to admit but I became a woman in WoW lobbies and I'm a recovering LoL addict and I'm using ZZZ as my methadone and he's just fine with that. He makes me feel like my pesonality defects are just quirks and I belong.
>>85576710i agree>>85576522your chart is most retarded and inaccurate "depiction" of a woman, stupid fucking retarded jeet
>>85588474That son is clearly of chad material. He's only stretching out mom twice a month because he's too busy with other women.
>>85588733Fuck off back to /csg/ alreadyOh waitThat's rightJannies moved it to /trash/ lmao
>>85588733How is that chart a bad depiction lol? The only thing that I dont get is size difference
>>85588474That wasnt far from where I live these days. Its funny how people really believe this kind of thing is rare. Also you only see the trashy rednecks because they cant keep their drama to themselves. My mom has gotten away with that same crime for over a decade because she doesnt look or act redneck and trashy. She just looks and acts like a Midwest school teacher. Fairly plain but not ugly and dresses conservatively. Pic not her obviously but has the same vibe.
>>85586796The OP got popped and permabanned for CP and since he's 95% of the posts in the thread then no more cucktard split
>>85588954Surveys have found 1/4-1/3 of people have had incest experience (including cousins). The true incidence of momcest would likely be high enough to make normies shudder
>>85589468I bet many people's real first times are with their mom. Who better to teach about sex than the woman who had it to bring you into this world?
>>85589468Yeah if we are being real probably half or even a majority of people when have feelings/desires/fantasy about family but the people who actively engage beyond standard snooping and spying is probably single digits for close relations (parents kids or sibling) When you include cousins, aunts uncles it gets a lot high fast into the teens Id guess 25-30 percent seems way to high If I were to guess Id assume somewhere between 3-7 percent of people have had a full blown incestuous experience with a sibling, parent or child and probably that number shoots up to 10-15 percent including cousins, aunts uncles etc
>>85589468Ya but those statistic are bullshit because they include kids playing doctor as incest but it isnt. There isnt a real sexual component to it. That is just natural curiosity and exploration. 1/3 to 1/4 of people didnt have someone they are related to teaching them how to eat pussy or cum inside a woman like what happened to me.
>>85589484CHADSON didn't lose his virginity to his mom. He already knew what to do.
>>85579236I'm jokingThe real equine Gold Ship is a boy after all.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_ShipWith 5,000,000 yen a pop for stud fees.
>>85588818subhuman jeet pest>>85588838can't you post a similar woman instead? the chart is jeet tier retarded af
>>85590484Dude what? These sorts of meme charts and bingo games have been around for years wtf are you talking about
>>85590501ignore it, we're getting spillover from the cuckthread
>>85589484That's how it should be for boys actually, every boy getting his virginity taken by his mom at 15.
>>85591077I know that's how it was for me. My mom brought me to her bedroom on my birthday, and had me strip for her. When I was done she touched me all over, stroking me and kissing me. She took me into her arms, and we made out for a while. When she had her fill, she stripped out of her dress, and let me feel her tits through her bra. They were so fucking soft, and I'd been fantasizing over them for so long that it almost felt unreal feeling them. After I had my fill she stepped back, took off her panties, and pushed me back onto the bed. She straddled me, and had me enter inside of her. From all the foreplay we'd been doing, I came immediately inside her. She didn't realize, or she didn't care, and just kept going on top of me. It was overwhelming the sensation from my cock, but it began to subside after a moment and I was able to get back into the rhythm of things. I came in her quite a few times that night, and from then on we made it a ritual of ours to fuck every night before we went to bed.
>>85588092You can't make this post without posting her assetsGOD-DAMN I'm jealous
>>85592681>2026>love is still illegal
>>85592681They are both physically fuckcabke enough that I declare this OKAY
>>85588474>>85588497>>85588534>>85588954Yep, thirdies and trashy fat fucks are the only ones careless enough to air their business out which creates an exposure bias and makes normies think only shitskins and ugly subhumans copulate in their family nest (it is more prevalent there though, but not exclusive). It's a shame that there are so many nurses, clerks, managers, psychologists that ride their offspring senseless in confines of their 4 walls and we can never know.One of the risk groups you wanna watch out for are young moms (had their son at like 17-22), ESPECIALLY if they were estranged and son was given up to grandparents or adoption. When these types reconnect they almost -always- end up messing around.
>>85592681Why does every incest mother i see have some shitty face tattoo? Good tits btw
>>85593976read the trashy bias sub-discussion
>>85588092So stupid that mom-son sex is punishable by law, it's two consenting adults ffs even if you find it disgusting
>>85592681It feels AI honestly, the faces expression are weirdly too similar
>>85594311it is, he plugged the article and generated that slop off of it
>>85588954And let's be honest, whenever one of those cases involving a teacher gets exposed it's because the boy was being a dumb shit bragging with his little friends, someone overheard them and got the authorities involved. More than likely a jealous girl or a karen mom.>>85590383Yeah I'm aware, if her accessory is on the left ear then the real horse is a boy horse and if her accessory is on the right ear then the real horse is a girl horse. He's allegedly a kind and gentle lover.>30k USD per creampieJesus, maybe I should start charging him for the privilege. Just kidding, he can have me whenever he wants and the payment remains the same.>>85593502>psychologistsHeh
I've got a story to share from this summer if anyone is interested. Mom dad and myself went on a trip to the west coast out to Cali in June, 3 days in SF and then 3 days in LA. We do a family trip like this every summer, just random places in the US. While we were in SF my dad got a call from work and he had to cut his trip short and head home to DC to deal with it. Mom and I wanted to still go to LA for the 2nd part of the trip.Before leaving dad called the hotel in LA to fix the room arrangement, we were going to have 2 rooms for 1 to myself and 1 to my parents. Dad decided it would be best to save costs and just have them move us to 1 room with 2 separated beds. Also my mom gets a bit freaked out when we stay at hotels and seemed like she would be way more comfortable she had someone in the same room as her.My dad caught a flight, mom and I had a great last day in SF before heading out to LA the next morning.
>>85590523Or just report the retard, all it takes to get someone banned these days is 3 reports from different IPs
>>85595113We had no issues with the flight, however when we got into LA we got to the hotel and Hilton fucked up the room change.The 2 rooms we originally had got canceled as expected but the new room we were supposed to have somehow got booked to someone else.Apparently they didn't have anymore of the rooms available for what we needed, it was during the world cup so I guess rooms were going fast.So we had to scramble to get a new hotel, we just went to one of the closest hotels near by, a CitizenM hotel.We had never heard of this place before but it was fuckin weird... like super artsy liberal type shit, weird art and decor in the lobby.Definitely not our style normally, but we just wanted a place to stay and settled for it and luckily they had a room available for us
>>85595173Idk if anyone has ever stayed in one of these hotels... but the room we got was definitely not intended for people who are not a couplepic related it was a small ass room, this was the room layout we had. 1 bed shoved up against the wall and then the shower/bathroom as part of the roomthe shower/bathroom part was just surrounded by frosted glass.. apparently its supposed to have a curtain you can pull around but I dont remember ours having thatneedless to say when we both walked into the room we were a bit shocked and immediately realized how awkward things might beall mom could think to say was "well make this work.. no worries!" and began to unpack some stuffI took the side of the bed up against the window so she would have an easier time getting in and out of the bed
>>85595248After unpacking we decided to go out and do some stuff. At this point it was well past lunch time so we stopped at a bar near the hotel to grab some snack food and a drinkWe had a good time and planned out some things we wanted to do the next day. Dad also gave us a call we filled him in on the hotel issue, he was pretty pissed Hilton fucked up the room changewe then went for a nice walk and eventually got dinner and some more drinks, needless to say we both were tipsy and likely led to what happened that nightcalled it early and decided to go back to the hotel to rest up for the next day. The flight and hotel drama kind of took it out of us, so I was more than glad to just go back and pass outonce we got in the room the tension and awkwardness was immediately back being in the confined space, especially as we both knew we would need to take a shower before bed
>>85595248that looks like one of those fancy norwegian prisons
>>85595307I volunteered to take a shower first so I got my clean clothes and went into the bathroom and started the shower, mom just turned on the TV to watch a showwhile taking my shower I could kind of see stuff in the other room, but not super clearly. I could see now and then my moms body and head would shift and look my directionabout half way through my shower at one point she just goes "ya know, I was a little worried about the shower being right there but thankfully you really cant see much, last thing I need to see is my sons naked butt"this is where the alcohol kinda took over. I said "sorry its hard to hear did you say you need to see your sons naked ass?" and turned around and pushed my ass up against the glasswe both burst into laughter and thankfully it really helped break the tension, I think we were both a lot more relaxed after that. I finished up my shower chagned and then jumped in bed to watch TV while my mom got ready to take her shower
>>85588643>weeby nee-chan with an insatiable craving for otouto cockWhat the fuck when will it be my turnHow old were the both of you when you began fooling around?
>>85595357a little bit of context for this next part... my mom 8 years ago for her 50th birthday decided to get a boob job, her tits were starting to sag and I think was becoming insecure about itI was off at college when she got it and when I came back for the holidays it was like all that was discussed or joked about in the family for monthsthe boob job she got wasn't anything extreme it was more to get rid of the sagging, ultimately her boobs werent much bigger than before but definitely made them perky and her nipples often would be poking throughshe definitely caught me staring a few times and would say things like "your momma is hot stuff now huh?" or "eyes up here mister". I never got to see what they looked like after her operation... until this tripwhen she got her stuff and went into the shower I heard her call out "now don't be trying to look at your momma while she showers! keep your eyes on the TV!" and we both laughed at thatwell sure enough once she got in the water... I kept stealing glances over of course to see if I could see anything. The frosted glass was doing its job, couldn't make out much detail but could definitely see her general body outline, including those perky titsafter about 10 minutes I guess she caught me looking one of the times. While laughing she goes "stop trying to snag a glimpse of my boobs! I know they are nice looking after the boob job"I shouted back "I wouldn't know, I haven't really seen them to know how nice they are" and we both laugh and she then says "sorry its hard to hear did you say you need to see your moms boob job?" and then pushed her tits up against the glass for a few secondsnot going to lie I panicked a little, the blood rushed to my head, I had never seen my mom act like that before and it was fucking hot! I was just staring at her tits for what felt like forever and then heard her start laughing as she pulled away from the glass
>>85595422she finished up her shower and changed in the bathroom and came out to join me in the bed where I had to awkwardly try and hide my bonerwe finished the night by just having a chat about tomorrows plans and she told me she was glad that we were on this trip together and that we didn't just head back early with dad we say goodnight to each other, gave each other a big hug and turned the lights off. My head was just spinning thinking about what happened, like I said my mom has never acted like that before, she has been flirty and joke around in the past about her boob job and such, but never done something sexual like that in front of meI waited until she finally fell asleep and climbed out of bed to go masterbate in the bathroom cause otherwise I wasn't going to be able to sleepNothing else happened that night we both slept really well, think we were just exhausted from the travel that day. But there definitely was a couple other things that happened over the next 2 days while we were in LA before heading home
>>85595480>But there definitely was a couple other things that happened over the next 2 days while we were in LA before heading homeWhat were they?
>>85590501so what... it's fucking retarded >>85595150for what? get a grip, degenerate jeet
>>85594978>whenever one of those cases involving a teacher gets exposed its because the boy was being a dumb shit bragging with his little friendsThats why she kept me isolated in that small ass town where I was 30+ minutes from anyone I went to school with. Hard to make friends close enough to talk about those things when you see them for one hour a day. Mom just wanted a house of booze and incest without anyone around to interfere and she got what she wanted.
>>85595670>Mom just wanted a house of booze and incest without anyone around to interfere and she got what she wanted.Do you think she specifically birthed you to be a backup husband?
>>85595383We had done little things here and there over the years but the first time we went at it proper and came to this arrangement we have now was during my second year in college. I was one of those lame people who actually took school seriously and not just as an excuse to get drunk and do drugs and get pregnant, it was just a short drive away and I had everything I needed in my room so I kept on living at home.Our parents leave for europe for their anniversary and tell me I'm in charge and to keep an eye on my little brother, literally asking me to babysit basically a grown ass man, fair enough, I thought it might be nice to spend some time with him like when we were kids. I come home from class one day and hear what was clearly a couple going at it, I follow the sound but it's not coming from his bedroom, it's coming from our parents' so I burst in and I find him and some girl in the middle of it. And I just fucking lose it. I yell at him, I tell him he's an irresponsible piece of shit and he's disrespecting our parents and his grades are dogshit and he's a free loader and he's just getting by on his good looks and he'll amount to nothing in the end. And he just took it all in silence, I told him to get dressed and to drive that poor girl home and to get back right away. He did.Sure I was furious because he was so undelicate to our parents but I was also jealous and he picked up on it. So for the next couple of days he's just a perfect little angel, just the best most helpful and sweetest little brother you could ask for. Come the weekend he doesn't go out with his pals and instead stays in with me. He makes the first move and it shames me to admit I didn't stop him and instead urged him along. We ended up in our parents' bed, yes after all those horrible things I said to him I was just a big hypocrite in the end.We had the house to ourselves for another week or so before our folks came back home.>>85595670That's rough, buddy.
>>85596353I don't know because I've never spoken to her about her inner motivations. I've always just assumed that it started as a fantasy or a lack of physical intimacy, perhaps a mix of both, that was allowed to get out of control because of our isolation. She could have started with me when I was much younger but she didn't do that. For many years it was inappropriate sleeping arrangements. I now know that ultimately people like my mom do what they do because they get off on the power dynamic. Ironically, I came to fully understand that pleasure of myself as things progressed. I've been thinking a lot about why she came down and stayed with me the other weekend and the only thing I can really come up with is her trying to assert her control over me again, remind me that I belong to her even though I left.
>>85593502I love the idea of a well respected teacher/manager fucking their son/brother in private
>>85596899It was a lot of fun.
Aaaaaaaaaaand he's blowing off his friends to come over in about an hour.Everybody have a fun weekend.See you next thread, or maybe not.
>>85562992Why is incest an OVERWHELMINGLY male thing? Hetero incest requires a man and a woman to participate, but the only 'women' that ever talk about their kink online are probably men posing as women.
>>85597296Idk but have this
>>85597296>an OVERWHELMINGLY male thing>"OH YES DADDY FUCK YES, FUCK ME DADDY!!!">"OHHH DADDY IM COMING AHHHHHH">"FUCK ME HARD DADDY"Yeah, no. No one believes any of the bullshit you post faggot. I literally have to tell the sluts to not call me that because it makes my skin crawl. Just like you. Fucking die
>>85597296>but the only 'women' that ever talk about their kink online are probably men posing as women.that's not because only men are into incest, but because only men and men posing as women talk about their fetishes on the internet
>>85597296From my exposure even if a lot of those interested in the idea are men the biggest incest degenerates are usually women though?
>>85594978not exactly per creampie, they usually go a couple times to be sure
How come you didn't make golship-neesan fill out the bingo and the body-type chart?That's discrimination right there
