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 No.85575160
 No.85575160 Archived
>gay, with a younger female roommate
>she finds out, freaks out (in a good way), wants me to comment on men she likes
>watches heated rivalry
>asks me about my hookups and sex life
>find out she wants to watch
>kind of grow attached to her
Basically, we ended up becoming friends who masturbate together, but why is she so into me knowing that im not into her?
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Anonymous
 No.85575164
 No.85575164
>>85575160
Before anyone asks, yes, she has jacked my pole a few times.
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Anonymous
 No.85575167
 No.85575167
before anyone asks, this guy buttered his buttered and is now asking you to tell him what he's eating
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Anonymous
 No.85575174
 No.85575174
>>85575167
What? >__< Im not even satisfied from any of it.
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Anonymous
 No.85575227
 No.85575227
>>85575160
I had the stupidest thing happen to me last night since we began fooling around...I had a sex dream about her and today has been awkward.
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Anonymous
 No.85575234
 No.85575234
>gay, with blah blah blah
Homosexual spam belongs in the homosexual containment board >>>/lgbt/
Fuck off to your containment board, homosexual aberration
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Anonymous
 No.85575245
 No.85575245
>>85575234
I think this counts more as incel shit desu.
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Anonymous
 No.85575293
 No.85575293
>>85575245
then post your incel shit on the homosexual containment board
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Anonymous
 No.85575384
 No.85575384
>>85575293
I'll keep posting on here :)
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ULTRA MEGA SUPER GOD C:<
 No.85575393
 No.85575393
>>85575160
just imagine a straight man masterbating with his lesbo roomie

XDXDXDXDXD
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Anonymous
 No.85575402
 No.85575402
>>85575393
Lmfaoo. I mean that would be a dream for him. Wait...is she in heaven with this kind of setup? I didn't even consider that.
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ULTRA MEGA SUPER GOD C:<
 No.85575412
 No.85575412
>>85575402
of course anon

imagine touching up ur lesbo roomie

YUM
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Anonymous
 No.85575420
 No.85575420
>>85575412
I can tell you are really into it.
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ULTRA MEGA SUPER GOD C:<
 No.85575424
 No.85575424
>>85575420
my bad

xd

ignore everything i said

c:
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Anonymous
 No.85575464
 No.85575464
>>85575424
Its ok, I mean its just a genderswapped version of something you find really hot. What do you think I should do with her?
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Anonymous
 No.85575496
 No.85575496
>>85575464
have sex with her, but tell her that as a gay man, vaginas make you go limp, so you have to fuck her in the butt.
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Anonymous
 No.85575503
 No.85575503
>>85575496
I mean, if I got drunk or high I wouldn't mind putting it in her cunt.
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ULTRA MEGA SUPER GOD C:<
 No.85575508
 No.85575508
>>85575496
I was gona say gay segs + her fluffer

XDXDXD

porn has ruined my brain

xdxd
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Anonymous
 No.85575512
 No.85575512
>>85575508
>>85575496
Shes definitely going to want more though if we do anything...
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ULTRA MEGA SUPER GOD C:<
 No.85575552
 No.85575552
>>85575512
ye that makes sense

maybe figure out ur bounderies before deciding
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Anonymous
 No.85576317
 No.85576317
>>85575552
My boundaries are dissipating :3
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Anonymous
 No.85576347
 No.85576347
>>85575160
its an unbiased review. if you dont like cake but you tell me you liked my cake and genuinely meant it id be 100x more flattered
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Anonymous
 No.85576379
 No.85576379
>>85576347
The other fucking question, is how is she successfully flirting with me when im not even into her entire gender?
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Anonymous
 No.85576429
 No.85576429
>>85576379
>I always wanted to fuck the guy in the Yaoi manga, but you have to do me in the butt like a gay guy and talk japanese to me

Women are fucked bruh
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Anonymous
 No.85576470
 No.85576470
>>85576429
She's so crazy that I believe she really is a man at heart.
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Anonymous
 No.85576547
 No.85576547
>>85576470
what sort of other man at heart things does she do?
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Anonymous
 No.85576574
 No.85576574
>>85576547
Shes gonna make me fuck her dude.
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Anonymous
 No.85576654
 No.85576654
>>85576574
>Shes gonna make me fuck her dude.
She just wants to watch yaoi in RL. Shes pornrotted.
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Anonymous
 No.85576856
 No.85576856
>>85575160
Sigh
Women have been brainwashed to think everybody is cool except straight white men
Women will literally gush over a fullblown faggot before she even looks in the direction of a straight white man
Its so fucking over
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Anonymous
 No.85576860
 No.85576860
somebody post the CIA pepe beaming a green ray into a pink haired foid brainwashing her
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Anonymous
 No.85576870
 No.85576870
>>85575234
you belong in the >>>/trash/
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Anonymous
 No.85577017
 No.85577017
>>85576856
She wants me to both be with men, and be with her, its very confusing.
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