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Has anyone here ever masturbated on the ashes of the deceased?

I've been doing it for a while now, cumming into my grandfather's urn. It's mostly about anger, and jealousy. I'm an incel because I'm short, and he brought the short genes into the family. He was 5'4. I'm not that short, but times have changed. Back then, you could be that short and still have a wife and kids. I'm 5'6 and it's impossible. That's why I'm jealous of him.

It started as just a one off as a transgressive thing to try, but now I do pretty much every second or third time I jerk off. That means at least every few days. I was wondering if anyone else here has dealt with their feelings in this way.
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>>85578770
This is the funniest post I've read on the internet this morning
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>>85578770
Fucking kek. No, anon, I can't say I have.
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>>85578770
i mean how do you know he brought your short genes into the family maybe your great grandfather was actually 5'2
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>>85578770
This is the kind of thread you'd see on old /b/ except it would be accompanied by photographic evidence of them actually doing so
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Not me but
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>>85578791
I vaguely recall a thread about someone cutting coke with the ashes of their dead relative or something like that
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>>85578780
I obviously don't have the record of the height of everyone in my family, but he is the most recent offender.
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>>85578770
How does cumming on his ashes help?
He's dead, he can't experience this shame.
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Have the ashes formed a paste with your cum now?
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>>85579012
I'll be honest, at the beginning it was kind of a "fuck you" to him. But now I have a "cumming on ashes" fetish. My orgasms are way stronger when I do this. Since it's his fault I'll never experience the intensity of a bareback orgasm inside a woman, I feel like he owes me at least that.
>>85579045
Not really a paste but the ashes have kind of clumped up a little bit. They are a little doughy in parts.



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